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  1. Re:This is actually the state of most modern games on Ars Technica Review Slams Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 1

    At least those paintings of women are women, unlike the Mona Lisa.

  2. Re:duh? on Ars Technica Review Slams Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 1

    If you set the wayback machine to a time before political-correctness became the norm in comedy, you'll find that there was a time when humor could be both offensive AND funny at the same time. See Sam Kinison.

    You misspelled Lenny Bruce.

  3. Re:duh? on Ars Technica Review Slams Duke Nukem Forever · · Score: 1

    Duke was an iconic figure back in the days when Andrew Dice Clay was still alive.

    I guess he got better?

    "Hickory, dickory, dock..."

  4. Re:5-step formula on Ask Amir Taaki About Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    Step 4? WTF kid, is that some inflation related thing? It has always been step two that is missing. The other steps are already memorialized in song.

  5. Re:Apparently Citi isn't Too Big To Fail after all on How Citigroup Hackers Easily Gained Access · · Score: 1

    I disagree. There's got to be a cutoff point below which it ceases to be fail and emerges into some sort of parallel universe.

    Problem is, it's pretty much the same universe as ours, but they have cool hats.

  6. Re:BTW, i'm logging into my WF account now on How Citigroup Hackers Easily Gained Access · · Score: 1

    Just need to check something...

    What a coincidence: I'm logging into your account right now also.

  7. Re:After a shitty day on EVE Online Targeted By LulzSec · · Score: 1

    Don't cook for yourself tonight. Go to City Wok.

  8. Re:No one's gettin' my kidney on Unlocked iPhones in US For $649 · · Score: 1

    It's a great pocket computer with a built-in phone app.

    Very true. The bit I can't get my head around is why that phone app (plus maybe $50 worth of 3G hardware) adds $450 to the cost of an otherwise equivalent pocket computer, retailing from Apple for $299.

    One chip and a helluva lot of FCC testing.

  9. Umm on Adobe's CTO Pitches 'Apps Near You' Concept · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about they just focus for a little while on flashplayer-that-doesn't-suck.

  10. Re:Meh I wouldnt worry abouit this fuckwad gmhowel on First Challenge To US Domain Seizures Filed · · Score: 1

    Its only APK, he is a well known troll here, don't bother feeding him. He is at war with nearly everyone on Slashdot, and is so stupid he does not realise he is making himself look like a tosser of epic proportions.

    But his OCD is much more entertaining to me than Marc Summers'.

  11. Re:STR on Mac OS X Lion Has a Browser-Only Mode · · Score: 1

    Yes you can. You walk into the Apple store, lay down ~$30 and walk out with a boxed copy of OS-X 10.6.

    Since I don't have any recent experience running Linux on a laptop, can you tell me which is easier: getting OSX onto a Hackintosh, or getting Linux to properly wake from disk?

  12. Re:You? You don't know the 1st thing about either on John Linnell of They Might Be Giants Talks Tech · · Score: 1

    Why would I provide you with my bona fides? You can't possibly afford to hire me with the remains of your welfare check. I know, I know. You went off your meds to save some money so that you could do that. You don't have to. Honestly, off to the chemist with you. I understand if it takes you a few days to get back to a therapeutic dose.

  13. Re:$30 OS with a $1000 dongle on Mac OS X Lion Has a Browser-Only Mode · · Score: 1

    For $30, you can buy an OS that properly comes back up from suspend.

    If you're referring to Mac OS X, then a new MacBook costs $600 more than the laptop I use now. Feel free to convince me though that being able to suspend to disk is worth the extra $600.

    Just trying to help. It seems you have a hardware/software combination that doesn't provide rather basic functionality. I was offering a suggestion to remedy that problem. Perhaps $600 is the tariff to get shit that works.

  14. Re:It's the home of the future! on Google's Android Ambitions Go Beyond Mobile · · Score: 0

    I don't waste modpoints on AC's, up or down.

  15. Re:An apology to the international community on First Challenge To US Domain Seizures Filed · · Score: 1

    We should give control to a computer, in a bomb shelter on the novaya zemlya islands, with a HW random number generator that it consults for decisions.

    Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the fear to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision making process which rules out human meddling, the doomsday machine is terrifying. It's simple to understand. And completely credible, and convincing.

    err, something like that.

    Mein Fuhrer!

  16. Re:Just like Abraham said on Wisconsin Public Internet Struggles Against Telecom, Legislature · · Score: 1

    OT, but when did we switch from calling them teabaggers to calling them Tea Tardiers. The new one makes me think they just run late for everything.

    Methinks it is related to the 'Paultard' sobriquet.

  17. Re:Just like Abraham said on Wisconsin Public Internet Struggles Against Telecom, Legislature · · Score: 1

    I thought Abraham said "God, where you want this killin' done?"

  18. Re:STR on Mac OS X Lion Has a Browser-Only Mode · · Score: 1

    Suspend to disk is even better - brings power draw to zero.

    Provided all the hardware comes back up properly. In my experience, suspend to disk has been less reliable (blank screen, no sound, or X crashing and restarting in low-graphics mode) than suspend to RAM.

    For $30, you can buy an OS that properly comes back up from suspend.

  19. Re:Was Mentioned By Apple on Mac OS X Lion Has a Browser-Only Mode · · Score: 1

    That last one seems dodgy to me.... but that's the rumor going around the Mac sites.

    It's not just a rumor; click the link you posted and look at the first image.

    If you RTFA, you lose the Game.

  20. Re:Was Mentioned By Apple on Mac OS X Lion Has a Browser-Only Mode · · Score: 1

    Bah, I was able to do this on my Mac Classic, and the image was in ROM, not on a 'recovery partition'. Command-option x-o

  21. Re:Just think... on Studying the Impact of Lost Shipping Containers · · Score: 1

    There is probably a large container full of Colecos sitting, waiting to be discovered and put up on eBay.

    I'll get to that as soon as I finish digging up this treasure trove of Atari 2600 PacMan cartridges.

  22. Re:Can't they tie them down? on Studying the Impact of Lost Shipping Containers · · Score: 1

    as vehicles become safer, drivers in general are more comfortable and feel safer to the point that they drive more recklessly

    Insightful comment, except for the fact that you are dead wrong.

  23. Re:Short Answer? on Devs Worried Microsoft Will Dump .NET · · Score: 1

    Will Microsoft dump .net?

    First you'd need to get Microsoft to actually *define* .net. Something they've never done.

    Christ, next thing you know, you'll be asking the US for exit strategies for their multiple wars of aggression.

  24. Re:Make it a legal liability on Legislation In the Works To Require Companies To Report Privacy Breaches · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a place where the free market might actually work. But for some reason, I doubt that the widow of the congressman from Disney would go for such a scheme.

  25. Re:John != hacker on John Linnell of They Might Be Giants Talks Tech · · Score: 1

    hacker does not mandate computer programming young'un.