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  1. Re:Too good? I think not on Ask Slashdot: When Is the User Experience Too Good? · · Score: 1

    Well, there's a special word for getting paid for NOT doing something.

    It's "extortion."

    Speaking as a government contractor, I can assure you there's at least one more way to get paid for not doing something.

  2. Re:But was it illegal? on Web of Tax Shelters Saved Apple Billions, Inquiry Finds · · Score: 1

    If it is possible to structure their business to minimize the amount of tax they pay, then why shouldn't they?

    Or, conversely, if it is possible to get lots of awesome sex by fucking married women, why shouldn't I?

    Why shouldn't you? You didn't take any vows or make any promises.

  3. Re:Too Bad. on Goodbye, Lotus 1-2-3 · · Score: 1

    It wasn't just DOS, although that was its stronghold. There were also versions available for: Unix, Macintosh, Windows, and OS/2.

    Hmm, didn't know this though: Lotus 1-2-3 : "The charting/graphing routines were written in Forth by Jeremy Sagan (son of Carl Sagan)"

    I believe that reference to Forth should be, "the fabulous Forth language."

    While you're busy looking up stuff the old timers lived through, you may want to check out an oldfag meme: "DOS/Windows (depending on the time frame) ain't done until Lotus won't run"

  4. Re:Define "working" on Working Handgun Printed On a Sub-$2,000 3D Printer · · Score: 1

    If your mother thinks CSI is real, she's got bigger issues than we can address here on slashdot.

  5. Re:one on Microsoft Unveils Xbox One · · Score: 1

    So, 3.1?

    No, they'll want to emphasize the 1, so obviously 3.11.

  6. Re:A first on House Bill Would Mandate Smart Gun Tech By U.S. Manufacturers · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that Bond never has gadgets left over. It must be a corollary to Chekov's Gun; "Any device or tool given to a character must be utilized or expended."

    I'd go to tvtropes to try to figure it out, but I would like to be at least a little productive for the rest of the week.

  7. Re:But I like guns! on House Bill Would Mandate Smart Gun Tech By U.S. Manufacturers · · Score: 1

    Thousands of dead children and adults are a small price to pay for my freedom from sensible gun control.

    Tribal warfare over exclusive drug distribution areas ain't my fucking problem.

  8. Re:Why is it so fragile? on Transporting a 15-Meter-Wide, 600-Ton Magnet Cross Country · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, we might be idiots, but that's not the problem. It's a set of three very large superconducting coils, custom wound on-site in the 1990s, built into cryostats that can't be disassembled, and being moved as a set of monolithic units. They were never designed or intended to be moved, and significant engineering work has gone into determining the mechanical loads they can be safely subjected to.

    How much would it cost to build another one at say, Fermilab?

    Here's a hint: that information is in the article.

  9. Re:Of course on Ask Slashdot: Can Yahoo Actually Stage a Comeback? · · Score: 0

    What does 'bimbo' add to the discussion that wouldn't have been covered by, as just one possibility, the word 'idiot'?

    I read AVFM and other MHRA sites daily, and even I have to wonder what your word choice brings to the discussion.

  10. Re:Or on Uptick In Whooping Cough Linked To Subpar Vaccines · · Score: 1

    Or, maybe vaccines aren't effective period. Just a thought.

    I always wondered if Jenny McCarthy had an account on slashdot.

  11. Re:So how long... on Over 100 Hours of Video Uploaded To YouTube Every Minute · · Score: 1

    ...until the total length of video on YouTube is greater than the age of the universe?

    Considering the universe is 6000 years old, 6000/100 HPM= 60 minutes.

  12. Re:WGET? The Devil's Tool! on Reporters Threatened, Labeled Hackers For Finding Security Hole · · Score: 1

    I read this in the voice of Sheriff J.W. Pepper (see The Man with the Golden Gun and Live and Let Die)

    Buford T. Justice is also acceptable.

  13. Re:I've got one on Military Dolphins Discover 1800s Torpedo · · Score: 1

    So they made 22-caliber torpedoes also?

    .17 HMR

  14. Re:On the history of guns on Of 1000 Americans Polled, Most Would Ban Home Printing of Guns · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's worth noting that, when the Second Amendment was instituted, gunsmithing and the manufacture of firearms was a cottage industry.

    The Beretta family begs to differ.

  15. Re:Poll of 1000 on Of 1000 Americans Polled, Most Would Ban Home Printing of Guns · · Score: 1

    A well done poll of a 1000 people is actually pretty acurte. The Law of Large Numbers kicks in well shy of that. Apparently a stats class is not necessary to be a Slashdot editor.

    How would they have time with all of the journalism and English courses they obviously take?

  16. Re:Also on Bloomberg To HS Grads: Be a Plumber · · Score: 1

    Van drivers don't know what mirrors are.

    That's the past. I was there before. i want to see new stuff, like the stuff in front of me.

  17. Re:whats that on your website soldier on Apple Mobile Devices Cleared For Use On US Military Networks · · Score: 1

    What's your major malfunction numbnuts, didn't your mommy and daddy love you enough?

  18. I've got one on Military Dolphins Discover 1800s Torpedo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I've got a 'Howell torpedo' myself. Banned by the Geneva Convention as a weapon of mass destruction.

  19. Re:So? on BBM Coming To iOS and Android · · Score: 1

    No, Telecoms want users to PAY for more data and not use it because it saturates their networks. For someone who works in the industry you seem to know very little about it.

    and you still didn't answer my question.

    "Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped conjure up the stolen data tapes..."

  20. Re:Facebook is dying on Facebook Home Flagship Phone, HTC First, May Be Discontinued · · Score: 1

    I don't think facebook was ever cool.

    He meant 'cool' as in the temperature of a corpse.

  21. Re:Lets license all possibly harmful things on California Lawmaker Wants 3-D Printers To Be Regulated · · Score: 1

    Practically ALL rapists have male genitalia... let's outlaw having male genitalia!

    I guess we finally know what Jessica Valenti's slashdot uid is...

  22. Re:Gun control however... on California Lawmaker Wants 3-D Printers To Be Regulated · · Score: 1

    How many mass-murders by knife do you hear about?

    Rwanda.

    MInd you, they were big knives. Technically you'd probably class them as swords.

    Oh, those evil assault knives with the shoulder thing that goes up and the bayonet mounts? Yeah. Only police and military should have those.

  23. Re:If your group is on IRS Admits Targeting Conservative Groups During 2012 Election · · Score: 1

    I call it "profiling".

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodet?

    Rorschach.

  24. Re:Sounds good. on John McCain Working On Legislation For 'a La Carte' TV Channel Packages · · Score: 1

    Here at the Church of the FSM, we do posthumorous baptisms!

    Huh. Who knew that LDS worshiped FSM?

  25. Re:In the 70's on Smartphones Driving Violent Crime Across US · · Score: 1

    Cash is like a credit card made of fabric, but what's this 'watch' you speak of?