(A policeman is filling out a report. Jerry and Elaine are there.)
POLICEMAN: Let’s see, that’s, one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR and a computer...is that ‘bout it? ELAINE: Answering machine. JERRY: (disappointed) Answering machine. (jovially) Oh, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls. POLICEMAN: What do you mean? JERRY: It’s a joke. POLICEMAN: I see. Well, mister Seinfeld uh, we’ll look into it and uh, we’ll let you know if we uh, you know, if we find anything. JERRY: You ever find anything? POLICEMAN: No.
Saying that the G5 would have "fans louder than average" is an understatement. A co-worker's G5 tower once fell on its back and the damn thing started hovering on the ground.
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You don't like comedies?
Inflatable boobies!
Don't write so fast, sonny! We can't read that fast!
Best Buy is turning into a shopping mall itself.
(A policeman is filling out a report. Jerry and Elaine are there.)
POLICEMAN: Let’s see, that’s, one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR and a computer...is that ‘bout it?
ELAINE: Answering machine.
JERRY: (disappointed) Answering machine. (jovially) Oh, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.
POLICEMAN: What do you mean?
JERRY: It’s a joke.
POLICEMAN: I see. Well, mister Seinfeld uh, we’ll look into it and uh, we’ll let you know if we uh, you know, if we find anything.
JERRY: You ever find anything?
POLICEMAN: No.
(Policeman hands Jerry his copy of the report.)
JERRY: Well, thanks anyway.
POLICEMAN: You bet.
(Policeman leaves the apartment)
I see that you're pointing to the sky, friend. Are you trying to tell me something?
I want to believe.
Exterminate, EXTERMINATE!
Silly, when the big scooper trucks grab people up and feed them into the food chain the NSA will just file them under Project Soylent Green!
Fixed that for you.
NEXT!
Great place indeed, until the father shows up. He's always been kind of a dark figure.
A.K.A. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Since when does Skynet has a shiny metal ass?
Well, I thought I knew how big a console controller is until the Xbox came along.
Leeloo Dallas Multipass.
Multipass.
It's dog spelled backwards.
What's wrong with soy, tempeh and other alternatives? Don't tell me people need to eat meat to live, look at places like India.
The Aptera runs in the same direction as the Spyder.
Why do people keeping thinking Apple is using Adobe Flash on their website?
You don't need to buy 10.7, you can go from 10.6 to 10.8.
But... a Drobo is storage inside one big box!
"Thunderbird" cables. Thanks for the laugh, mate.
Saying that the G5 would have "fans louder than average" is an understatement. A co-worker's G5 tower once fell on its back and the damn thing started hovering on the ground.
"Interactive swf" that's funny.
As punishment, you must use a green felt wallpaper for a week.
And it will be called The Homer.