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  1. Re:Talk to Vendors on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Store a Half-Petabyte of Data? (And Back It Up?) · · Score: 1

    I put my data inside XML files, split the fields with CSV and store all of it on 4200RPM laptop drives that automatically go to sleep after a few minutes of inactivity.

    Oh, and I backup all of that data on punched tape once per year.

  2. Re:Dress codes are for cows. on HP R&D Starts Enforcing a Business Casual Dress Code · · Score: 1

    sexy cow... moo... ^_^!

  3. Re:So why? on HP R&D Starts Enforcing a Business Casual Dress Code · · Score: 2

    Indeed, the people who work in R&D should be forced to wear the white lab coat, i.e. "R&D Casual".

    WTF is "business casual" anyway? A business suit with a funny tie?

  4. Easy on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Store a Half-Petabyte of Data? (And Back It Up?) · · Score: 5, Funny

    How Do You Store a Half-Petabyte of Data? (And Back It Up?)

    That's the easiest question I've ever seen.

    1. Wait about a decade or so.
    2. Buy two half-petabyte flash drives.
    3. Alternate your copies on the two flash drives, the previous one becomes your backup.

    NEXT!

  5. Re:links broken? on Using HTML5 To Hide Malware · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because of the "Let the browser take care of my crappy code" mentality, one core could be busy decompressing the insanely-too-large JPEGs so-called "designers" are using, another core is busy wasting cycles to run what should be plain javascript and CSS transitions through half a dozen bloated javascript/HTML libraries/frameworks and another core is busy trying to make any sense whatsoever of the non-valid HTML code because people don't give a damn about matching tag pairs.

    The 4th core is alone in the corner, talking with the GPU to render pointless shiny effects for the OS GUI.

    Programmers, designers, coders, webmonkeys... we all should be running 5-years-old hardware on 1/4 the connection speeds of the average users. We're the ones making the programs, websites, apps, etc. But no, most of us have the latest hardware, fast connections, etc. That's like letting engineers design roads for their expensive and extremely fast motorcycles. But those roads would be sub-optimal for regular drivers with cars, truckers, etc.

  6. Re:Spreadsheets on AMD Forces a LibreOffice Speed Boost With GPU Acceleration · · Score: 1

    Wait, what? O.o

    I was trying to do a joke here, but you make it sound like something as stupid as that really did exist?

  7. Re:How long should it work for? on The Android L Update For Nvidia Shield Portable Removes Features · · Score: 1

    No updates. There was no Internet back then.

    Today's hardware and OS are not relevant to the discussion. The games still work on the original consoles and computer hardware from those days running MS-DOS.

    I fucking paid for them and they still fucking work even if some of the publishers no longer fucking exist.

    Does that answer your questions?

  8. Re:Spreadsheets on AMD Forces a LibreOffice Speed Boost With GPU Acceleration · · Score: 1

    It's a nice alternative to XML-stored, CSV-formatted data.

  9. Re:1st post ! on Gigabit Internet Access Now Supported By 84 US ISPs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guess who's not using a gigabit connection?

  10. Re:Yay for HTML5 on Using HTML5 To Hide Malware · · Score: 1

    It also brings "if this vendor's HTML5 implementation is crap, you can switch to another browser".

  11. Re:that's where i hide mine on Using HTML5 To Hide Malware · · Score: 1

    Do you mean as in "Is that an obfuscation in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

  12. Re:Ya blew it on Using HTML5 To Hide Malware · · Score: 1

    If you don't use stupid (Silverlight, Java, Adobe [Reader], Flash) it won't matter.

    That's what I thought. Thanks.

  13. Re:links broken? on Using HTML5 To Hide Malware · · Score: 1

    Because you're still using a single-core CPU.

  14. Re:How long should it work for? on The Android L Update For Nvidia Shield Portable Removes Features · · Score: 1

    "Update their software"? You really have no idea how consoles and computers used to work, do you?

  15. Re:How long should it work for? on The Android L Update For Nvidia Shield Portable Removes Features · · Score: 1

    Your arguments aren't valid. I have old computers and old game consoles from THIRTY YEARS AGO that still work fine and their parent companies will never be able to remove any feature or brick them.

  16. Do you want to lose customers? on The Android L Update For Nvidia Shield Portable Removes Features · · Score: 1

    Because this is how you lose customers.

  17. Deserves the protection of law and order? on An Interview With Hacking Team's CEO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about normal people who deserve protection from law and order? Politicians are corrupt, laws mean money instead of justice and governments all over the world are turning into dictatorships where elections are pointless and leaders do whatever the hell they please against their own citizens.

    Hacking Team is as guilty as the people building bombs. Sure they're not the ones launching them, but you know that's all they're going to be used for.

  18. Chrome is annoying on Firefox Will Soon Show You Which Tabs Are Making Noise, and Let You Mute Them · · Score: 2

    You have to turn on the #enable-tab-audio-muting flag in chrome://flags/.

    This is not the type of things I expect from a company the size of Google. The same decision was made to hide plug-ins configurability from users by hiding it inside an "unknown" special URL.

    The same can be said for their "developer tools", I can't even find a way to enable/disable things like CSS via either a keyboard shortcut or a menu item. I have to enable the dev tools that takes half the browser to then hunt down the CSS enable/disable switch.

    What kind of idiots are in charge over there? Must be engineers or third-rate programmers.

  19. Re:Bed Nets on Malaria Vaccine Passes Key Regulatory Hurdle · · Score: 1
  20. Re:What about "legitimate" use? on Pro Gamers To Be Tested For Doping · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you go to your medic with mild to moderate stress symptoms, chances are s/he'll diagnose you with ADD

    Depends on your doctor. I went to see mine, and he diagnosed me with SUB.

  21. Re:Xbox 360 Metro on Experiment: Installing Windows 10 On a 7-Year-Old Acer Aspire One · · Score: 1

    Don't confuse monitor size with monitor resolution.

  22. Held at a distance of 5 to 15 mm from the intended target, SCiO captures reflected spectrum data...

    I don't think most smartphones can even focus properly at those distances.

  23. Re:Not sure whats more impressive... on 19-Year-Old's Supercomputer Chip Startup Gets DARPA Contract, Funding · · Score: 1

    Hell, at that price I'd be able to fund the whole project in Dogecoins!

  24. Re:Glad somebody is taking columns seriously on Chrome 44 Launches With Tweaks To Push Messaging and Notifications · · Score: 2

    One striking failure of website design is to make it as large as the browser window. Up to a point it used to be a good thing until we reached 1024x768 displays. But with today's widescreen monitors it doesn't even make sense to have your browser window full-width to begin with...

  25. Every time I read the word "law" now, I replace it with "injustice".