User: DougOtto

Re:I also subscribe

On: Rupert Murdoch Buys National Geographic Magazine

Did you just see him repressing me?

Re:I also subscribe

On: Rupert Murdoch Buys National Geographic Magazine

I get regular royalty checks from them. Definitely not happy either.....

I guess it makes sense....

On: John McAfee Pondering Presidential Bid

Most of the other candidates are batshiat crazy, why not throw John into that mix?

Re:VCenter

On: The Agonizingly Slow Decline of Adobe's Flash Player

Never said it was hard. I said it was a pain in the ass.

VCenter

On: The Agonizingly Slow Decline of Adobe's Flash Player

I'd love to remove flash from my system but unfortunately I need to use VMware's VCenter client. Same goes for the shitty insecure version of java I need to keep so I can run Unisphere and FC switch management tools. It's irritating as fuck I have to keep these turds on my disk.

Re:If updates are signed...

On: Manipulating Microsoft WSUS To Attack Enterprises

Can someone please explain to me how are they managed to bypass signed update functionality?

Not if you're too lazy to read the article.

Intel Marketing slogan

On: Intel's Tick-Tock Cycle Skips a Beat

This just in from Intel Markteting:

"Vee have vays of making you tock!"

Re:Dubious

On: Scientists Develop Nutritious Seaweed That Tastes Like Bacon

That bit is why it'll be a wild success with foodie hipsters. Expensive == special

Re:Dubious

On: Scientists Develop Nutritious Seaweed That Tastes Like Bacon

If eating salty, fatty, nitrate laden cured pork is wrong I don't want to be right.

Re:Meh...

On: What Will Happen When Cascadia Subduction Zone Slips

Except CA will never "fall into the ocean" as that plate movement is largely north/south....

Re:Stiff?

On: What Will Happen When Cascadia Subduction Zone Slips

That happens less often with age.

Re:Spacejunk

On: Planet Labs Has Launched Over 100 Imaging Satellites with Many More to Come (Video)

The company web site confirms your guess. They maintain a very low orbit to minimize potential of becoming space junk.

Internet rule 34

On: Soft Robot Tentacle Can Lasso an Ant Without Harming It

So how long before it shows up on a porn site?

So...

On: Greenland's Glaciers Develop Stretch Marks As They Accelerate

When something starts to go down hill faster, stretch marks occur?

Must resist ex-wife joke......

It was just a matter of time

On: Woman Alerts Police of Hostage Situation Through Pizza Hut App

Finally, Domino's delivered something healthy.

Honestly?

On: How Security Companies Peddle Snake Oil

I couldn't get past his unibrow. Jesus man! Don't you have a mirror?

Re: Typical Misdirection From White House

On: Gyrocopter Pilot Appears In Court; Judge Bans Him From D.C.

Short for what should be the one of the most well-guarded structures in the US, and living quarters for our leader?

Umm. You know the President doesn't live at the Capitol, right?

This is finally the year!

On: The Crazy-Tiny Next Generation of Computers

Dust on the desktop! Oh wait, I already have that.

/shuffles around....

Re:Partition protocol

On: Chess Grandmaster Used iPhone To Cheat During Tournament

This. I always try for home field advantage.

Re:Please enlighten me

On: Court Refuses To Dismiss AT&T Throttling Case

I believe the real reason behind the throttling is to harass you into switching to a metered plan where they can charge you for going over your cap.

Re:Red Button?

On: NSA Director Argues For "Red Button" Autonomy Against Unattributed Cyber-Attacks

Nowhere does tfa or the document mention anything about whatever the fuck "red button" autonomy is...

It looks like the big read Staples button only instead of "Easy" it says "Hack Back."

The sky is blue and water is wet.....

On: US Air Traffic Control System Is Riddled With Vulnerabilities

I wonder how much that study cost.

Let me guess

On: Blackphone 2 Caters To the Enterprise, the Security-Minded and the Paranoid

Gemalto SIM card?

Damn

On: Leonard Nimoy Dies At 83

Damn.

Re:Oh God No...

On: Harrison Ford To Return In Blade Runner Sequel

This. This. 1000 times this.