The Crazy-Tiny Next Generation of Computers
An anonymous reader writes University of Michigan professors are about to release the design files for a one-cubic-millimeter computer, or mote. They have finally reached a goal set in 1997, when UC Berkeley professor Kristopher Pister coined the term "smart dust" and envisioned computers blanketing the Earth. Such motes are likely to play a key role in the much-ballyhooed Internet of Things. From the article: "When Prabal Dutta accidentally drops a computer, nothing breaks. There’s no crash. The only sound you might hear is a prolonged groan. That’s because these computers are just one cubic millimeter in size, and once they hit the floor, they’re gone. 'We just lose them,' Dutta says. 'It’s worse than jewelry.' To drive the point home, Dutta, an assistant professor of electrical engineering at the University of Michigan, emails me a photo of 50 of these computers. They barely fill a thimble halfway to its brim."
Great. There are some days where I forget where I've put my smartphone. So now I can expect to lose my entire computer because it dropped and I might have vacuumed it up with the dust bunnies?
My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
a [drool] beowulf cluster of these!
Never never, undock your computer!
"Such motes are likely to play a key role in the much-ballyhooed Internet of Things..."
Yes, yes of course. I'm sure they are.
"Private IoT reporting for duty, Sir!"
"Hello Private! I would ask why you are here, but apparently the rest of us don't really have a fucking clue either..."
Funny how we're already labeling their role as key when we don't even really know what the mission of IoT is anyway, other than driving capitalism through PT Barnum marketing ideology.
No Beowulf clusters yet?
-- I have monkeys in my pants.
Thus begins the gray dust that begets gray goo. Etc, etc, and so on and so on.
Who could possibly believe that this won't end badly?
To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
I read about this a week ago. I was not impressed. Basically a lot of marketing bullshit and no huge breakthroughs.
Strip any small CPU of it's plastic and guess what you have? Well, a tiny silicon die.
They will release the blueprint so that anyone with a $50 million lab can build them? How nice...
And they think these things are going to measure the real energy costs of my house? I have news for you. The energy costs of all houses in the world have probably doubled only because of all the projects to measure these same energy costs.
Sorry, but no.
Dust on the desktop! Oh wait, I already have that.
/shuffles around....
Solving Unix problems since 1989...
Flann O'Brien's "The Third Policeman" describes the perfect case for such a computer.
Here the comment about them http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...
Next step entire world dominition.
Ceci n'est pas une Signature !
That article is all about the miniaturization process they went through. Wake me up when the hardware specs are available: CPU speed, amount of RAM, wireless connectivity and range, etc.
I have serious doubts that these things will become popular anytime soon (if ever), especially if their per-unit cost is more than a few cents. Their size, coupled with the "if you lose sight of it, consider it lost forever" joke (read: warning), makes them seem impractical.
They should scale it back up to the size of that quarter.
Once we can 3D-circuit-print them at home, we might be on to something...
You knew there was one.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Where is Moores law?
Where the hell do you plug in a keyboard and mouse? Wheres the display port? Where's the network connector?
I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
another step toward the deadly "gray goo", Once they self assemble....
"The race to build the world’s smallest computer has been in the works since UC Berkeley professor Kristofer Pister coined the phase “smart dust” in 1997, back when Apple computers were the size of large lapdogs, and smart dust the stuff of fan-boy fiction."
Awkward construction, terrible metaphor, and the inscrutable "fan-boy fiction" combine to make this one feel more like a prison sentence, amirite?
Vernor Vinge wrote a novel in 1992 that referred to technology like this as dust motes.
Liberty in your lifetime
I just have some boolean logic in my eye.
Well, the size is perfect for earrings, nipple piercings, other... jewelry!
And when these things have an audio capablity : Guess what is talking now!
Seriously - medical devices implantable almost anywhere...
Distributed throughout thge brain to monitor thought, emotions, mental diseases, stroke conditions... yeah...
Monitor treasonous thoughts, major perversions, criminal thought.... yeah...
( and only one step removed from controlling those thoughts, emotions, diseases, ailments, afflictions, urges...)
He's going to get a lot of notes.
Revolution anyone?
If we have access to wire bonding machines and unpackaged dies!
The fifty shades are of grey, not gray.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
We just lose them
This will be great for security. /sarcasm
http://www.terraswarm.org/pubs...
surveillance technology, is what this is........
The concept of smart dust is much older than Pister and the 1990's. Stanislaw Lem used the idea already in the early 1960's in his stories.
Fifty shades of gay - looking forward to that one :)
" hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is."
http://bash.org/?5273
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I spent the last hour thinking up applications for this stuff. Nearly all of them are bad for humans in the long run, both for individuals and society.
Religous speak to God. Insane are spoken to by God. When all shut up, one can finally hear Shostakovich in peace
Will it run GTA V?
This is the year of the Linux Dust Top!
And just to annoy everyone reading my article, I didn't even bother to include that particular photo in it.
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