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  1. It must be true on Monogamy May Have Evolved To Prevent Infanticide · · Score: 1

    That "just so" story gets me in the feels, therefore it isn't evo-psych STEMlord oppression.

  2. Re:Oh Please on Monogamy May Have Evolved To Prevent Infanticide · · Score: 1

    It's gotten to the point where anyone who uses the word "neckbeard" can be assumed to have a neckbeard.

  3. The fuck did I just read? on Blizzard Breaks For Independence As Kotick Plans $8.2 Billion Dollar Buyout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That exceeded the standard threshold for painfully aspergian jokes and obnoxious editorializing in an article write-up.

    You have one job, Unkown Lamer, one job!

  4. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy on Maybe Steve Ballmer Doesn't Deserve the Hate · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess. You probably have difficulty reading people and social situations. Or don't quite understand what makes something cool and often have jokes fly over your head. :)

    Making fun of autism is a hate crime and makes you no less a bigot than a racist or homophobe.

  5. Dance while you can monkey boy on Maybe Steve Ballmer Doesn't Deserve the Hate · · Score: 2

    I never understood why he was ridiculed for "developers developers" anyway. I don't remember the rest of the speech, but I doubt it was wrong. Platforms live and die based on how many apps they have.

    It's kind of like that Howard Dean "yeargggg!" thing, something that sounds ridiculous out of context and is promoted by spiteful enemies for that reason.

  6. Re:Suggested name of the planet on First Exoplanet To Be Seen In Color Is Blue · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fuck you for making go figure out the reference. What a horribly shit song with a horribly shit video.

  7. Re:Another "magic" storage tech. BS, as usual. on Data Storage That Could Outlast the Human Race · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see here except a few people [who] want attention.

    That is his field, and he knows it well.

  8. Re:Who Cares? on Orson Scott Card Pleads 'Tolerance' For Ender's Game Movie · · Score: 1

    Your objection is that it has a message you disagree with. In that sense, I agree with Card. It is intolerance. And closed-mindedness. If you refuse to listen to any argument against what you believe in, you must believe in a lot of things that aren't true.

    I believe your mother (any wife and daughters) should be provided as a reward for those prisoners in Guantanamo who provide useful information. I can elaborate, but if you refuse to listen, it means you're a close-minded and intolerant hypocrite.

  9. Re:Who Cares? on Orson Scott Card Pleads 'Tolerance' For Ender's Game Movie · · Score: 1

    If I cared about the views of the people behind the movies, or the actors... I wouldnt be able to watch any movies.

    Then you must be a pathologically contrarian person.

  10. Re:Probably a prank gone wrong. on Lead Developer of Yum Killed In Hit-and-run · · Score: 1

    Tempted? You'd have a moral if not legal duty to provide copies of that evidence to police.

    I, for one, am eagerly anticipating the so-called sousveillance future, which Google Glass and dash-cams are merely the beginning of.

  11. Re:All guns are dangerous... on UCSD Lecturer Releases Geotagging Application For "Dangerous Guns and Owners" · · Score: 1

    Your magic thinking will not stop copycats. It does, however, help the liberals hide the Truth from God-fearing Conservatives!

    Nidal Malik Hasan

    Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold

    Seung-Hui Cho

    James Holmes

    Adam Lanza

  12. Re:1 2 3 4 I declare flame war on UCSD Lecturer Releases Geotagging Application For "Dangerous Guns and Owners" · · Score: 1

    while having no other redeeming legitimate purpose

    Fun is a legitimate purpose, and shooting things is fun.

    Or, in other words, there is a reason many sports involve the launching of projectiles, by human power or chemical, and that the simulation of this activity is the most common mechanic of video games. When you deny this, you deny your own instincts. You deny your evolution like a creationist.

  13. Re:Javascript anywhere but the browser? No on Node.js and MongoDB Turning JavaScript Into a Full-Stack Language · · Score: 1

    Getting trounced by PHP is not a point for JavaScript.

  14. Re:not just OS version... think screen sizes on Android Fragmentation Isn't Hurting Its Adoption · · Score: 1

    That, and more significantly the iPad / iPhone difference has caused me far more headaches than Android's zoo of screen sizes.

    Android was designed from the ground up for arbitrary screen dimensions. iOS wasn't. iOS couldn't even deal with it effectively until iOS 6.0.

  15. Re:Why is it odd? on Supreme Court: No Patents For Natural DNA Sequences · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I'm going to need a car analogy to make sense of this.

  16. Re:We should stop this on Crowd-Funded Radio Beacon Will Message Aliens · · Score: 1

    I see someone has been reading David Brin.

  17. Re:i bet they all make money from it on Pandora's Promise and the Problem of "Solutionism" · · Score: 1

    which the same environmentalists now say is evil

    Do you know this for a fact, or are you idiotically assuming all environmentalists are legitimate and all believe the exact same things?

    Actually, it sounds like you believe environmentalists are responsible for the nation's energy policy and the choices of billion dollar energy companies. Bless your heart.

  18. I don't know who is more useless... on Pandora's Promise and the Problem of "Solutionism" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    people selling snake oil or people whining about "solutionism".

    Since when is a documentary required to promote every possible agenda? I haven't seen the documentary, but I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that it does not ignore nuclear power's downsides, especially considering its focus on previously anti-nuclear environmentalists.

    "Solutionism" is a thought terminating cliche, a way to dismiss any solution because it doesn't encompass every possible solution. It's a ploy for people who only know rhetoric and politics to wrestle control of the debate from people who know science and engineering.

    Consider the vacuous absurdity of the closing of the article:

    A more powerful approach to this complex threat to humanity would be to film a fact-based, passionate debate that explored the alternatives, trade-offs, and consequences of various energy options. Such an exploration might move us from the usual politics of zealotry to new habits of thought, and perhaps to new forms of action based on all the facts.

    No one is under any obligation to please you, the head of an anti-nuclear activist group, which is no stranger to zealotry. If you want other options, make your own documentary to promote them. You can make it "fact-based" too!

  19. Re:How stupid is a Mac Pro Cylinder? on Apple Shows Off New iOS 7, Mac OS X At WWDC · · Score: 0

    The Cray-1 was a cylinder.

    It was great.... FOR ME TO SIT ON.

    You know, because it had seats.

    Though I suspect many an Apple fanboy will attempt the same with the Mac Cylinder, despite it being so small, or perhaps because of it.

  20. OMG Ponies! on The Rails Girls Are Coming to a City Near You (Video) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this the thread where fat bearded forever alone guys make fun of girls doing stuff they do without needing their help or approval?

  21. O HAI on Google Loves The Internship; Critics Not So Much · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Im gona use movie revue to bitch about Google. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.... [8K text later] .... btitch. Thank u 4 ur time.

  22. Re:Discrimination based on disability on Google Glass: What's With All the Hate? · · Score: 1

    Oh, no, here come the "there ought to be a law" types.

    You're just gonna have to deal with it, because even if it could be outlawed, the technology will eventually get so good as to be undetectable without a TSA style search.

    So for your precious public "privacy", you want to enhance the security theater apparatus to include restaurants and movie theaters. The MPAA will love it.

  23. Re:Used Games? on Xbox One Used Game Policy Leaks: Publishers Get a Cut of Sale · · Score: 1

    Can't sell used games for a console, if no one buys the console. Anyone foolish enough to fall into this trap and buy one deserves what they get.

    Seriously. It is doomed to failure.

  24. Re:I can has closed time loops? on Physicists Create Quantum Link Between Photons That Don't Exist At the Same Time · · Score: 1

    I dunno, but I hope this means someone builds a Predictor.

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v436/n7047/full/436150a.html

  25. Re:Excuse me? on The Canadian Government's War On Science · · Score: 1

    You've confused outcome with goal. Science predicts outcomes. The fight is over gets to choose what outcome.