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  1. Re:Heh, silly me. on TurboTax DRM Writes to Your Boot Sector?! · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have to be on some sort of crack to write to a person's boot sector. Period. That's just off limits.

    I write to your fiancee's boot sector. Zing!

  2. Re:This scares the s*** out of me... on Giant Sucking Noise · · Score: 1

    If you want to be scared, read and understand Vernor Vinge's works on the singularity.

    Yeah, I like the one where the spider people invent computers and rocket ships.

  3. Re:It's a mindset. (Stating the obvious). on JWZ Reviews Video on Linux · · Score: 1

    Every single person I know who has played video on Linux (except DVDs) with MPlayer fell in love with it.

    That's because they're using it to watch pr0n. It's called operant conditioning, look it up.

  4. Re:This guy is way off base on JWZ Reviews Video on Linux · · Score: 1

    Actually, it does, when those applications suck.

  5. Re:Doctorow on the Screensavers Tonight on More NerdCore Science Fiction From Cory Doctorow · · Score: 1

    Hey Wesley, remember that episode, where there was that game, that shot lasers in people's eyes, that made them stoned and took over their mind, but you were too prude to try it, so you had to save the ship with just you and that hot chick?

    Yeah, that was cool.

  6. Re:bad journalism alert on RC Car Craze: The Spam Connection · · Score: 1

    As a professional journalist, I can tell you that they use that information you input to profile you and sell it to advertisers.

    Heaven forbid advertising become more effective. I mean, my god man! They might actually sell you something you need!

  7. Re:This is a huge beat-up on The Gnutella War: Free vs. Commercial · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It sounds about as scripted as such a press-release, too. This Mike guy is a first class wanker.

    Of course, it is funny to hear people whining about co-opting the name, when the name itself is a pun on GNU and a yummy chocolate spread. If they're going to use a silent G in their name, they ought to honor that convention and conduct development of the protocol in an open manner, and GPL their reference implementation. It wouldn't stop the bickering, but it would give a clear moral high ground to those who release actual code.

    Why don't they nickname this new protocol "mutella". It's catchy, likely to carry greater mindshare than "gnutella2", and incorporates Mike's name while offering him a suggestion.

  8. Re:Excellent article... on David Brin On LOTR · · Score: 1

    Not half as irritating as the squealing stupidity exhibited in this thread. Even as he keeps harping the same point over and over, no one offers a compelling counter-argument. They just wiggle around the issue, mocking him as a clueless outsider to their fantasy world or criticizing him as another fanboy promoting a competing escapist franchize.

    I suppose that is because most people, as those who know that the ring is a symbol of technology, that the Numenorians represent the English, that Morder represents all non-Saxon peoples, that the Elves are Angelic, that Sauron is Satan, that Frodo and Samwise have a sublimated homosexual relationship, already understand the hidden themes present in trilogy, and don't consider it that big of a deal.

  9. Re:Piracy is GOOD on Tim O'Reilly Says Piracy is Progressive Taxation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which is why I like shoplifting better than piracy, since I have a 56k and all..

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of Raiders jacket stuffed full of CDs.

  10. Natural selection? on Motorcyclists To Get Wearable Airbags · · Score: 2

    Improvements in safety gear have certainly been made in the past few decades, but in some ways those improvements have been balanced out by the tremendous speeds that modern bikes are capable of.

    Are we talking about street bikes, those that have no business going anywhere close to their maximum speed?

    It is the natural order of the world to weed out the reckless and stupid. I don't think we should do more to upset that balance.

  11. Re:Fuck on Motorcyclists To Get Wearable Airbags · · Score: 1

    Then stay off of my road and out of my way, you stupid fuck.

  12. Re:Hypocrit on Joe Clark's Answers -- In Valid XHTML · · Score: 2, Informative

    What part of ’ “ and ” don't you understand? While it may not work in old browsers, it is certainly standards-compliant, unlike the moronized quotes of Microsoft. I suppose you're making a joke. What is truly annoying is that Slashdot's comment system eats these unicode entity references. But then again, after three years they still haven't fixed the "plain text" and "extrans" mix-up, so what do you expect?

  13. Re:Crichton isn't really an SF author on Prey · · Score: 1

    come away with an appreciation for how arrogent engineers (and particularly programmers) can be

    Funny, all I get from his books are examples of how stupid clueless people have no business criticizing what they don't understand. Engineers understand more about risk than all doctors, lawyers, politicians and CEOs ever have.

    Besides, Nedry is the real hero. He freed the dinosaurs from their human oppressors and liberated secret technology from a megalomaniac running an evil corporation.

  14. Re:Plausible Story? on Prey · · Score: 1

    Well, what do you think?

    Wouldn't evolution have constructed lifeforms of this kind long ago if they were stable and competetive in a natural environment?
    (2002 Köhntopp)

    No.

    Köhntopp, Kris. "Plausible Story?" Slashdot. 6 Dec. 2002 <http://books.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=47035&c id=4826780>

  15. Re:How convinient on Win2k Cheaper than Linux · · Score: 1

    They used sophisticated statistical techniques to create five years out of a few hours. It is these same scientific miracles that allow one to replace a team of experienced adminstrators with a monkey holding an MCSE.

    Windows 2000 came out in 2000, which should be obvious to anyone, and it will no longer be supported in 2005. 2005 - 2000 = five years. Of course, to maximize your value you should have bought XP, XP Subscription, and the XP Special Edition (with Bill's commentary and the Longhorn sneek peek) long before 2005 rolls around.

    You Linux advocates are always so full of FUB.

  16. Re:Question on Shapes of Time · · Score: -1, Troll

    Obviously it's God, you evolutionist fuckwit.

  17. Re:A lot of internet information is crap... on Interview with Brewster Kahle · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't consider the archiving of pr0n a noble cause? Don't be so selfish, man, think of future generations!

    I mean, hell, forget pr0n, just imagine the blackmail value for the kids of 2020, to be able to dig up pictures of their parents on amihotornot.

  18. Yes, work together on Fox CEO Says Tech & Media Should Work Together · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Media is holding the legislative gun to the head of Tech, and now suggesting that we "work together". They've already got a protection racket going over artists, now they're moving into extortion.

    I for one would prefer a world without blockbuster movies or obnoxious pop bands, so long as they keep their filthy coke-dusted hands out of my computer Tell those bastards to solve their own problems!

  19. Re:Real gamers use Win32, not linux on Mesa 5.0 Released · · Score: 1

    I didn't have a use for this vacuous comment, yet you posted it anyway.

    In a way this troolhoor is right. I was using Mesa on Sun and Linux machines years ago, when SGI was about the only place you could find OpenGL professionally. It wasn't OpenGL that cost anything, it was those damn SGI boxes and high-end video cards! Mesa was also the first to provide OpenGL for the 3fx Voodoo, the first consumer-level 3d video card. The really funny thing is, if you've ever done anything 3d in Linux, you've almost certainly used Mesa before, but I'm taking this troll too seriously.

    Now mod this and the parent post into oblivion.

  20. Re:umm on Bobby Fischer FBI Files Released Under FOIA · · Score: 1

    Cry to someone that actually gives a damn.

    I give a damn.

  21. Re:Innovation? on The PC Display has Left the Building · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stick a diskless client into a box with an LCD screen, hook it up over a wireless network, and "Holy Cow! Look at the latest innovation from Microsoft!"

    I mean, really, it's not even an innovation by Microsoft terms, they've simply crippled a tablet PC. They're making a big deal over this "Mira" thing, when it is really just the next generation of what X Windows was fifteen years ago.

    This kind of thing will fail for the same reason Sun's "network computer" failed. Why waste your money on a castrated client when you can get a real computer almost as cheap?

  22. w00t! on Mplayer Adds Sorenson v3 To the Linux Roster · · Score: 5, Funny

    But mommy, why do they hurt Tux like that?

  23. Re:Misleading title on Operating Systems Are Irrelevant · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We should give the guy a break, I think he's just getting a bit old. It reads like a high school essay, completely changing its point and tone halfway through. This isn't the work of a well-respected academic.

    That doesn't mean we shouldn't mock his company's product for its goal of replacing everything. PIM systems have been heading this way since the beginning (consider Mitch Kapor's work), but that doesn't mean we should do away with the file metaphor. There is a place for temporal organization and and a time for hierarchical organization.

    This revolutionary impulse, to erase or ignore everything that came before, is generally the mark of something so unpractical that that is the only way it would gain acceptance.

  24. This just in on AdAge Predicts Tivo will Fail · · Score: 2

    More people have sex with animals than read "Advertising Age". What this means for ad-copy writers has not yet been determined.

  25. Re:A niche chip on Transmeta Needs Microsoft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Which is really not surprising. It's exactly the same delusion that makes people still think that "compilers are so smart nowadays that they can easily create better assembly code that humans" when that is and always has been patently untrue. People always underestimate the complexity of optimization.

    No, that is an entirely different delusion. That one is a straw man propogated by amateurs who have taken the effort to learn assembly programming feel "1337" for their arcane knowledge.

    For the vast majority of programming tasks, programming in assembly is stupid and wasteful, and the vast majority of programmers will not write better code than their compiler.

    Those who can follow something like Abrash's black book, or god forbid, are actually involved compiler research, would laugh at your statement, because they praise the gods that there is such a thing as automation and that it is possible to capture the intelligence of optimization algorithmically. There is a difference in choosing to engage in stategic optimization using assembly and the blind naysaying of deference to the compiler.

    In case you haven't noticed, people tend to underestimate the complexity of everything. Even if Transmeta has fallen short of expectations, they failed admirably and still pushed the state of the art. If people listened to the kind of criticism offered by armchair technologist slashbot trools, we'd still be writing assembly code on VAX machines.