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  1. Take that, arrogant scientists on A Unified Theory of Animal Locomotion · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have finally proven what God knew all along. Could a random process be self-optimizing? This is yet more proof of His infinite wisdom.

  2. Question on Seagate buys Maxtor for $1.9B · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that like, $1.9 x 10^9 or $1.9 x 2^30?

  3. Re:The Hillary Effect on Clinton Files Game Legislation · · Score: 1

    LOL, country bumpkins with expensive wine and Cuban cigars!

  4. Thank goodness for The Register on The Register Takes Aim at Wikipedia Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad we have an authoritative opinion on this issue, otherwise I wouldn't know what to think about Wikipedia. Those reckless ne'er-do-wells should heed this criticism, because as we all know, British tabloids have never had their credibility called into question due to the publication of libelous or inaccurate information.

    I attribute this scandal to the streak of rugged individualism present in American culture. When will you Yanks learn that the truth is decided by experts, and that expertise is determined by well-known and respected members of a field?

  5. Re:IBM Global Services on Finding a Ready-Made Dev Team? · · Score: 1

    By this area, I'm guessing it isn't actually Atlanta. You can't afford to lure good people out to West Bumblefsck so you hire the surplus of EE majors and the CS majors who can't get a job where they want.

    And Clemson? Geezus. Our art guy is from Clemson. His name is Cletus and he has most of his teeth.

  6. It's about the software, stupid on 'Open Source Media' vs 'Open Source Media, Inc' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh, wow, we've never seen this before. A bunch of right-wingers attempt to co-opt something "hip" and "cool" and totally out of context in the effort to help sell their message. I'm shocked, shocked, that they would do such a thing.

  7. Re:Digg.com did it again on Microsoft to Require 64-bit Processors · · Score: 1, Informative

    Huh, digg. kuro5hin.org did it first, and fark.com does it funnier. When will you begin cross-promoting with myspace?

  8. You forgot that it sucks on Katsuhiro Otomo's Steamboy in Theaters · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Miyazaki makes the only stuff worth watching. The rest of it is infantile pseudo-philosphical crap.

    Ooh, giant robots! Powered by steam!

  9. Re:Propaganda on A Sound of Thunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By turning "evil" corporations and governments into cartoons, they whitewash the real malfeasance that goes on everyday. Science fiction literature at least tries to maintain a sense of reality, as ironic as that sounds.

    Ever try explaining to a non-geek why the RIAA is bad? "Well, they're just trying to make money." If it isn't an Enron-type scandal, most people don't understand or don't care, because they've been conditioned to accept it.

    Starship Troopers is genius. He used the movie to critique the book, demonstrating the inevitible result of Heinlein's polity of "veterans" with a comic book teen drama. He turned a militeristic wet-dream for anti-social teenage boys into "90210", and did it with heavy sarcasm that goes right over the heads of the kind of people who enjoy dumb action movies and teen dramas. Brilliant!

  10. D00d! on Reduce C/C++ Compile Time With distcc · · Score: 5, Funny
  11. Re:We have a free market of ideas in this country. on Fahrenheit 9/11 Discussion · · Score: 1

    The one which shows a little girl picking flowers and then cuts to a mushroom cloud. It was a brilliant work of propoganda, and justifiable too, as Goldwater was definately a person who had no business anywhere near The Button. Of course, that probably makes Moore's piece more an homage than a parody.

  12. Re:We have a free market of ideas in this country. on Fahrenheit 9/11 Discussion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Truth? It's kind of hard to fake actual recorded video. This film is pure propoganda, but that doesn't mean it is in any way untrue. The mother crying for her dead son is the realest thing I've ever seen in a theater.

    Showing a child flying a kite, and then cutting to the military preparation for the "shock and awe" campaign, that is satire. It is an absurdity that underscores a deeper truth about the human costs of war. (It might also be a parody of that anti-Goldwater commercial).

    His only falsifiable claims have to do with the fact that the Bush family has a cosy relationship with the Saud / Bin Laden family, and that the Bush family and their associates have profited or stand to profit from both wars. Where is the rebuttal to that? Why aren't they pointing out the lies?

  13. Clever on Microsoft Offers A Bounty On Virus Writers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By offering a bounty on their heads, they only serve to increase the status of worm and virus authors. What was once the loserdom of the script kiddie community is now glamorous.

    Now consider what this means to their "secure computing" initiative, how the frustrations from dealing with this shit can make people more accepting of their draconian security measures. Consider the financial benefits of "digital rights management" that they can only realize after the hardware and software is locked down.

    You can imagine the conversation that lead to this, like something out of "24" or the Bush administration: Lets allow, no, lets *encourage* a virus 911 so they'll let us lead them to safety!

  14. Those monsters! on Cloning Yields Human-Rabbit Hybrid Embryo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't they know that adding human DNA to rabbit embryos is a crime against nature? They should abort babies for those stem cells, the way God intended.

  15. You don't have to pay $9 for this movie on Nobel Prize Winners on Sci-Fi Flicks · · Score: 2, Informative

    For a mere £15 you can watch it on your region-free DVD player. Eat that, MPAA fascists!

  16. Re:One thing that upset enthusiasts on Can Open Source Save Hardware? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was innocuous to the Jews when they merely had to show their "papers" in late 30's.

    You don't own your software. Pretty soon you won't own your hardware, either. Where does it end?

  17. *yawn* on Maine Completes Largest To-Scale Solar System Model · · Score: 1

    Man, they really wussied out on the sun. It's just a two-dimensional arch. I want to see a fifty-foot ball of fire, godammit!

    Strangely enough, the world's largest rotating globe is also in Maine. It is far more impressive.

  18. LANs Across America on Lanlink Linking The Coasts · · Score: 1

    I think it's a beautiful idea... *teary-eyed*

  19. Re:MediaForce on RIAA Apologizes for Incorrect Infringement Notice · · Score: -1, Troll

    You know, that's what the plantation owners said to the slaves.

  20. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers on Assorted Video Game Movies in Development · · Score: 1

    Heheh, your mistake is believing that what you put in bold wasn't completely intentional. It is exactly the movie Verhoeven wanted it to be.

    Die, Bugs, I mean, Dixie Chicks, die!

  21. Re:Forgetting Starship Troopers on Assorted Video Game Movies in Development · · Score: 1

    sucked it dry? Exposed that childish militaristic wet dream for the joke that it is?

    I can't watch Fox News without hearing "Would you like to know more?" between every pause. That movie is brilliant.

  22. Re:Chant the mantra, brethren on XML Support In Office 2003 Isn't For Everyone · · Score: 1

    Why is this rated 5? This is misinformation, a troll.

    XML is not magic application pixie dust that makes all features transparently interoperable when you sprinkle it on.

    But apparantly quoting a bunch of Postscript gibberish is pixie dust to get yourself modded up for misrepresenting both it and XML.

  23. Slanderer! on It's Official: News Corp to Buy DirecTV · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's fair and balanced. They say so themselves. Why is everything a conspiracy with you liberals?

  24. Um... on Build Your Own Sherman Tank · · Score: 1

    To make your son into a murderous Nazi tank commander for Halloween?

  25. Damn straight on "Clone Wars" Cartoon Shorts on Cartoon Network · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, WTF? There aren't any saucer-eyed girls in school uniforms. You call that animation?