Slashdot Mirror


User: Applehu+Akbar

Applehu+Akbar's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
8,215
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 8,215

  1. Re: iPad too fucking expensive on L.A. School Superintendent Folds on Laptops-For-Kids Program · · Score: 1

    Magnate schools - that might not be a bad idea: if we started training future CEOs in high school, we might end up with better quality executives.

  2. Re:Why do the tax payers have to pay for all this? on ISS Crew Install Cables For 2017 Arrival of Commercial Capsules · · Score: 2

    Nice try blaming "neocons" for your own Luddism, but it's because the left decided we didn't need space exploration any more and is making the government abandon the field to private industry. Those who put up the money will take the risks now, so let them reap any reward.

  3. Allow jurors to Skype in on Ask Slashdot: How Can Technology Improve the Judicial System? · · Score: 1

    In my rural county, some jurors must travel 100 miles each way to Superior Court. Jury quality suffers because so many potential jurors wash out on the economic burden questions, shrinking the pool to a small core of the nearby retired. Allowing jurors to remote in would be a real help. This doesn't have to mean attending from home; if control of the juror's environment becomes a problem, have remote jury rooms at branch libraries and police stations.

  4. I'm waiting for the bubble to pop on No Tech Bubble Here, Says CNN: "This Time It's Different." · · Score: 1

    Then I'll be able to pick up major universities for about $1K each.

  5. Re:Marketing dream chasers on Also Hackable: Drive-Through Car Washes · · Score: 3, Funny

    My very first car wash was cloud-based. Sometimes I miscalculated and it got snowed on instead.

  6. Re:It's that creepy chem teacher who owns it on Also Hackable: Drive-Through Car Washes · · Score: 2

    The IRS has to watch for two opposing kinds of fraud. It's one thing to conceal income from a business, like those legendary mobster restaurants that keep two sets of books, with the taxman only seeing the money-losing one. IOt's quite another to make a failing business look artificially profitable, using it to 'surface' cash from some shady activity. Paying tax on the fake income is a small price to pay for being able to openly get rich off a legal-looking business, rather than (as in this example) having to bury excess cash out in the desert and having it be hijacked by Nazis.

  7. It's that creepy chem teacher who owns it on Also Hackable: Drive-Through Car Washes · · Score: 1

    He hacked the machinery to make it look as though the car wash was handling ten times the number of customers that it actually was. It even printed out fake activity reports for the IRS.

  8. Re:(looks straight down) on The Science of a Bottomless Pit · · Score: 1

    The water higher up would cool the steam at first, but the Earth's internal heat would eventually create a large bubble of superheated steam. Inevitably, some of this would bubble through. Hopefully, not too much at a time.

  9. Re:(looks straight down) on The Science of a Bottomless Pit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "What happens if you tunnel fro New York into an ocean on the other side of the world?"

    This is an interesting scenario. First, the amount of water it would take to fill the tunnel up to its center would be enough to slightly lower the water level, easing the flooding problem in places like Venice and Miami. The water near the center would boil, bubbling up through the water higher up in the tunnel to create a steady plume of steam at the surface. This would end up as increased cloud cover and precipitation over large parts of the world.

  10. Re:Bye Apple products on Apple Patent Could Have "Broad Ramifications" For VR Headsets · · Score: 1

    Let's not be too tough on this AC. Combing viruses and spyware out of Windows will build the characters of these children and prepare them for a business world in which they are issued the cheapest, crappiest office PCs the bean counters will spring for.

  11. Re:someone explain for the ignorant on Credit Card Fraud Could Peak In 2015 As the US Moves To EMV · · Score: 1

    I was able to get the EMV version of my Chase Visa a year early because I had a European trip last summer, and needed a payment system that would be acceptable there. Using conventional US credit cards elsewhere in the world is like trying to pay at McDonalds with doubloons.

  12. Re:someone explain for the ignorant on Credit Card Fraud Could Peak In 2015 As the US Moves To EMV · · Score: 1

    Walmart also uses them. Look under the keypad for the slot where you insert your card.

  13. Re:someone explain for the ignorant on Credit Card Fraud Could Peak In 2015 As the US Moves To EMV · · Score: 1

    Which is both less secure and less convenient than resting the top of your iPhone 6 on the NFC logo, authenticating a purchase with your thumbprint, and having the phone send a one-time CC number to the merchant's register.

  14. Re:Detection window? on Ask Slashdot: How Could We Actually Detect an Alien Invasion From Outer Space? · · Score: 1

    Large, easily detectable mirrors? Perhaps they're just quietly filling our atmosphere with CO2.

  15. Re:Sweet F A on Ask Slashdot: How Could We Actually Detect an Alien Invasion From Outer Space? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I am quite sure that if you went back 500 years and took modern technology with you, it would look quite "godlike" to those people."

    Don't behead me until your sailors have seen this! A little box, which I carry around with me everywhere, that knows its own position to within mere feet! All I do is press this button, tap right here, and --

    Oh, wait --

  16. It's simpler than that, even. If we see any sort of object beyond LEO that is under acceleration other than what might be observed from random outgassing, it's artificial.

  17. The probability is much greater that, before that roomful of monkeys turns out its first Shakespeare play, it will produce parseable statements in Perl. At that point, anything can happen.

  18. Re:so.... on Patent Troll Wins $15.7M From Samsung By Claiming To Own Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    Kids, gather round! In ancient times, before American intellectual property technology saved the world, there was a "public domain" where after the creator's lifetime of benefiting from his art, it passed into the common culture for everyone to enjoy and build on. The name Rembrandt is a quaint reminder of those days.

  19. Re:Republicans hate technology on Patent Troll Wins $15.7M From Samsung By Claiming To Own Bluetooth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure they do. It's why those marches against nuclear power, GMOs, and vaccines are so crammed with Republican men. Just look at the protest signs: "Another father for returning to the Neolithic."

  20. The place where I just stayed got 5 Yelp stars on Company Promises Positive Yelp Reviews For a Price; Yelp Sues · · Score: 1

    The bad news is, so does Auschwitz. Really, look it up.

  21. Psssssssst! on Nim Programming Language Gaining Traction · · Score: 2, Funny

    The compiler for it is written in Swift. Pass it on!

  22. Re: Mount Stupid on What Your Online Comments Say About You · · Score: 1

    Mount Stupid? I can't keep up with all these new Bitcoin exchanges.

  23. Re: My two cents on What Your Online Comments Say About You · · Score: 1

    Are you from the island of truth-telling commenters, or from the island of lying commenters?

  24. Re: Another pro-vaccination article on What Your Online Comments Say About You · · Score: 1

    No, it's a disguised pro-space article. Muahahahahaha!

  25. Re:A smart phone is rarely convenient on Smart Homes Often Dumb, Never Simple · · Score: 1

    What I want in a smart home is mainly sensors: motion other than the cat, temperature, breaking of glass, and water leaks. Using a smartphone with sensors is good because I need a "remote remote' that I can use to have sensors text me if they detect anything while we're out of the house.