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  1. Science: on eLEGS Exoskeleton Allows Paraplegics To Walk · · Score: 1

    It WORKS!

  2. Re:I wouldn't want to be the poor shlub... on Against Apple, Ballmer Floats Microsoft Merger With Adobe · · Score: 1

    Touché!

  3. I wouldn't want to be the poor shlub... on Against Apple, Ballmer Floats Microsoft Merger With Adobe · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that has to get Ballmer's sweat stains out of the furniture in that meeting room!

  4. Re:Can we stake our own assumptions? on TheSpaceGame — Design Your Route To Jupiter · · Score: 1

    If we assume a Bergenholm inertialess drive , we can be at Jupiter in SECONDS!

  5. The iPhone "Walled Garden" App Store... on Many More Android Apps Leaking User Data · · Score: 1

    ...Protecting you from "Open Sores" since day one!

  6. Re:Is the Story Real? on Doctors Save Premature Baby Using Sandwich Bag · · Score: 1

    "It's an interesting question though, should people really be able to kill a child to save themselves a bit of money?"

    Is there any doubt as to how a Randroid would answer?

    No. Didn't think so.

  7. Re:Just wait... on Doctors Save Premature Baby Using Sandwich Bag · · Score: 1

    Actually, there is another difference.

    One looks like it went through a garbage disposal and the other didn't!

    THAT'S how you do concern trolling, here on Slashdot.

    Alas, there is no -5 "EPIC FAIL" moderation for trolls like yourself.

  8. Strike up the band! on Attack Targets LinkedIn Users With Fake Contact Requests · · Score: 1

    Botnets, worldwide botnets.
    What kind of boxes are on on botnets?

    Compaq, HP, Dell and Sony, true!
    Gateway, Packard Bell, maybe even Asus, too.

    Are boxes, found on botnets.
    All running Windows. FOO!

  9. Re:This is a GOOD THING! on In Canada, Criminal Libel Charges Laid For Criticizing Police · · Score: 1

    "How's that hopey-changey thing working out for you?"

    Pretty well, actually!

    How's that insane racist, homophobic, anti-Islam hatemongering Teabagger faction screwing the GOP six ways from Sunday working out for you?

    (Yes, it's off topic. Yes, it needed saying. Don't like it? Move to Canada and file criminal charges.)

  10. And yet Caltech seems to have few problems... on Preventing Networked Gizmo Use During Exams? · · Score: 1

    ...with cheating.

    Surely it couldn't have anything to do with something SO old fashioned and outdated as the Honor Code.

    "no member of the Caltech community shall take unfair advantage of any other member of the community."

    Caltech Honor Code Handbook(pdf)

  11. Re:So that's why the UW mail system went down on New Email Worm Squirming Through Windows Users' Inboxes · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes. Gratuitous obscenity and insults.

    Could you be any more the typical Slashdot user?

    I think not.

  12. Re:So that's why the UW mail system went down on New Email Worm Squirming Through Windows Users' Inboxes · · Score: 1

    And how much is an Android phone vs. the iPhone?

    Particularly a subsidized by the carrier Android phone?

    Thanks for playing. Vanna has some lovely parting gifts for you.

  13. Re:So that's why the UW mail system went down on New Email Worm Squirming Through Windows Users' Inboxes · · Score: 1

    "That would sit better with me than the Apple "We fucking own you" approach that requires you to physical hack the product you just "bought.""

    Yeah, here's the thing:

    YOU are not the target audience for the iPod/iPad/iPhone.

    YOU are have never been the target audience for the iPod/iPad/iPhone.

    YOU will never be the target audience for the iPod/iPad/iPhone.

    The reason that the iPod/iPad/iPhone are such phenomenal best sellers is that the vast majority of people BUYING the iPod/iPad/iPhone, don't care a fat rat's ass about hacking their iPod/iPad/iPhone.

    They just want it to work. They just want a seamless, one click method to get files from the iTunes Store or the App Store onto their iPod/iPad/iPhone.

    What you think is immaterial to them. What IS material to them is that it just works.

    So, do continue to vent your spleen here at /., where you'll find a ready and enthusiastic audience.

    Keep in mind that you are, essentially, pissing into the wind.

    All that's going to happen is that you wind up with a facefull of your own piss and Steve Jobs makes another few hundred million dollars.

    kthnxbai!

  14. Internet Anonymity: You're doing it wrong. on Rackspace Shuts Down Quran-Burning Church's Sites · · Score: 1

    "Re:well done (Score:2, Informative)
    by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday September 09, @10:02AM (#33520938)

    This is called Dhimmitude...
    Muslims tend to enforce Dhimitude on to non-muslims with violence.

    I for one will not greet our new 'Dhimmitude Demanding' Mohammedan Overlords!

    link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhimmitude

    Razgorov Prikazka "

    Plus, it's "I, for one, welcome our new (insert name here) overlords!"

    Sheesh! It's just as easy to get these things right.

  15. Hack is Whack? on Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime · · Score: 1

    "Whack"?

    Is there a duck in here?

  16. Re:ok but on Machining a TI-89 Out of Aluminum · · Score: 1

    HP Forever! Not just a slogan, a reality.

    My HP-45 calculator is still going strong!

    http://img.skitch.com/20100830-3s3d9tu936f4wim7neihyej3f.jpg

    It's faster to use the real calculator that it is to call up a calculator app on the Mac.

  17. Re:Ayn Rand's bad, C.T.? on Researchers Zero In On Protein That Destroys HIV · · Score: 1

    Thank you for proving the validity of my supposition.

    Now run along and 'go Galt' or whatever it is you Randroids do when you get cranky.

    There's a good little Objectivist.

  18. Re:So the FDA can sit on it on Researchers Zero In On Protein That Destroys HIV · · Score: 4, Funny

    You read a LOT of Ayn Rand when you were a young, lonely and impressionable teenager, didn't you?

  19. No one understands The Brain... on Ray Kurzweil Does Not Understand the Brain · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...except, maybe, Pinky.

  20. Re:implausible? it's magic! on Aussie National Broadband Network Will Be Gigabit · · Score: 1

    Because no country has yet tried to do it.

  21. Re:implausible? it's magic! on Aussie National Broadband Network Will Be Gigabit · · Score: 1

    "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things.

    Not because they are easy, but because THEY ARE HARD!"

    Man, talk about pie in the sky! Who does he think he's kidding?

  22. Re:LINUX rounds numbers fine on Microsoft Losing Big To Apple On Campus · · Score: 1

    I'm using the Griffin iMate(?)

    The only "problem" is that the power button on the keyboard doesn't work to turn on the Mac. It'll shut it down OK, it just won't start it up.

    There appears to be a small 'button' battery inside the interface. I suspect that if I replaced it with a fresh battery, the power button would suddenly be able to boot the Mac.

    As the computer is under the desk and close at hand, it's no big deal to hit the power button on the front when needed.

    Other than that, the ADB/USB interface has been a flawless performer for me.

    The only other 'problem' is that the ADB socket is a bit loose, however, a strip of duct tape around the ADB plug and iMate fixed that.

    FYI, the iMate is discontinued, but can be found on eBay. Also, Griffin claims that it won't work with Tiger .

    Worked fine under Tiger for me, and works fine under Leopard (10.5.8).

    First boot after installing Leopard, I had to hit a couple of keys for the OS to recognize the keyboard. After that, every Leopard update has recognized the keyboard right off.

    I'm getting a 2 year old white plastic MacBook from a friend later this year. After I install OS 10.6, I'm going to see if the iMate/Extended combo will work under Intel/Snow Leopard. I'm thinking "yes".

  23. Re:LINUX rounds numbers fine on Microsoft Losing Big To Apple On Campus · · Score: 1

    "I will, however, agree about the keyboards. I don't like them, which is why I plug my beloved Model-M keyboard into my Mac."

    Using a 20+ year old Apple Extended Keyboard on my dual processor G5.

    The best 2 dollars I ever spent at Goodwill was buying this keyboard.

    I feel the same way about it as you do your Model-M.

  24. Re:Vision on SpaceX Unveils Heavy-Lift Rocket Designs · · Score: 4, Funny

    The important thing is that those underpants are HIS underpants! Purchased by the efforts of his own labor, and not via a government handout!

    Ayn Rand would be PROUD of his underpants. PROUND, I say!

    <generic libertarian twaddle shouter>

  25. Re:wow on Dog Eats Man's Toe and Saves His Life · · Score: 1

    Man! That's just BEGGING to be cut off at the ankles.