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Dog Eats Man's Toe and Saves His Life
Have you ever been so drunk that you passed out and your dog ate your toe? I haven't either, but luckily for Michigander Jerry Douthett, he has. It turns out Jerry has type 2 diabetes and a wound on his toe had becoming dangerously infected. After a night of drinking Jerry passed out in his chair and the family dog Kiko decided to do a little doggy doctoring. From the article: "'The toe was gone,' said Douthett. 'He ate it. I mean, he must have eaten it, because we couldn't find it anywhere else in the house. I look down, there's blood all over, and my toe is gone.' [Douthett's wife] Rosee, 40, rushed her husband to the hospital where she's a gerontology nurse — Spectrum Health's Blodgett Campus. Kiko had gnawed to a point below the nail-line. When tests revealed an infection to the bone, doctors amputated what was left of the toe."
Hungry dog saves man's life by eating a toe.
Wow.
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
By no means a pleasant option but an interesting way to remove infection.
My work here is dung.
They say if you eat a mans toe you gain his strength.
"had becoming"? Really?
.. to sleep through your dog eating part of your body?!?
I'm just wondering how it could have gotten so bad with a nurse in the house?
Diabetic and drinking like a fish. Smooth move, retard.
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Trolling is a art,
I brought another doctor to check out your condition, this is Dr. Lasse
I was wondering... did anyone ask the dog whether the toe was sweet? I could bet it was.. ice cream sweet!
Is that why they have Bo ? Is it a prototype for ER deployment or elder disposal.
Nullius in verba
Here I thought I was reading Slashdot, when all of a sudden I find out that I'm reading Fark.
Man gets so drunk, he passes out. Gets a toe injury. While blisteringly drunk. No memory of losing a bit of toe. I don't think blaming the dog for it is the logical conclusion. It's not like blaming the dog for a particularly noxious fart, you know.
Maybe the dog just wanted some booze too, and since he couldn't reach it, he just took advantage of his owner's high BAC and went for the blood. =)
No, there is no "-1 I'LL NEVER ADMIT BEING WRONG!!!" mod.
They realy don't. Water to a fish is like air to us.
In this case, "Dog Bites Man" really is news!
Now that's news.
The dog ate my homework. The dog ate my toe. Jeez, man's "best friend" sure takes a lot of crap from us.
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
"Man eats dog's toe and saves his life". Now THATS news.
You have a dog that is known to EAT YOU when you get drunk. Do you keep the dog and wait until you get drunk again, to see what else he eats?
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
...got infected then shat out by the dog.
Gangrenous Toe!
...he didn't have the clap.
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House pet, M.D.
Dude, where's my toe?
This guy is a poor patient who is abusing his health. To top it off, he has a potentially lethal disease, so he is on a mission to kill himself. A doctor's worst nightmare come true- non-compliant patient.
Regarding maggot therapy. That may or may not be ok for soft tissue (dead tissue, not infected or gangrenous tissue), it is inappropriate for infected bone (osteomylitis). Amputation was appropriate, while waiting would likely resulting in the need for a higher amputation (which may still be needed in the form of an above or below knee amputation if this fails to heal, or when he gets his next infection- say on his next drunken binge). By the way, does this idiot smoke?
I say good luck to the doctors and nurses (including his wife). I wonder how much this will cost society?
So you have a dog that just decided it enjoys gnawing on human extremities while they are not moving. Good dog!
I can see this is going to end soooo well.
"Dog Bites Man" is not news. Wake me when you have "Man Bites Dog"
"Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace." V.Stone, Microsoft Corporation
How many people find it so implausible that he was so drunk that he couldn't feel his dog eating off his toe...
But have no problems believing a guy could get so drunk that his wife can cut off his dangly bit and take it for a ride?
(and others have already posted the logical reasons as to why he didn't notice: diabetes-related neuropathy most likely, my dad's got it, dropped a razer sharp knife on his foot, went straight through, didn't feel a thing)
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It is technically possible for this to happen, There probably was little feeling in his foot.
This is what a foot looks like in a diabetic patient (warning - gross).
This is a moderate case. This can occur to the ankles.
In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
Not safe for lunch.
I believe it was Sir Chris Bonington that has his necrotic frost-bitten toe snapped off at a party by a curious nurse. He talks about it in his account of surviving the climb of Annapurna's south face.
If a person is diabetic doesn't the doctor advise them not to drink heavily or even drink at all.
Really. Good dog, too. Someone give that dog a medal.
Before this happened, his friends and family thought he'd never amount to shit.
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No further elaboration needed...
When information is power, privacy is freedom.
Dogs have a history of this sort of thing, no one really knows why.
Other tabloid-worthy cases are of dogs attacking breast cancer.
I know someone who gets ear infections and guess what? her dogs go after her ear (just the infected one) when this happens, and ONLY during the ear infection.
It's one of those mysteries.
I sure hope the dog didn't get sick.
That is all.
The real issue here is that the guy has a dog that thinks nothing of nomming his owner. I'd be a little freaked out if I was him.
This is a clear case of "dog bites man" and therefore, by definition, not news. Let me know when a diabetic dog's life is saved by his heroic master eating one of his toes.
Man wakes up without toe. man has dog. clearly the dog ate it.
More proof that you should have to take a test in logical thinking before your allowed to drink alcohol, drive, vote, edit slahdot, or use a hand gun.
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It's a dog-eat-gangrenous-infected-extremity world.
I've taken care of a man who had his dog eat not one but two necrotic toes off his feet. Didn't feel a thing - actually, he can't feel anything in his whole foot. Diabetic neuropathy is a bitch.
“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.”
Chances are, this half-wit has Diabetes in the first place because he refuses to stop drinking. And if it's type 1 Diabetes, then he ought to know better than to drink in the first place, not to mention drinking to somnolence.. Diabetics can die that way. What an Idiot.
"I can haz toeburger?"
Talk about a foot-in-mouth kind of moment!
‘Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot to stay alive!’ The responding Sheriff quiped “Timmy will grow many more inches in life” but added “he’ll never grow another foot”.
For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
I ated it for u. KTHX.
Why was a diabetic going out and drinking alcohol, which is nothing but carbs, i.e. sugar?
Once, a long time ago, in my foolish youth, when extremely inebriated one night, I had just such an embarrassing occurrence.
Staggering into work the next morning, I managed to tell my boss what had happened:
Me: I got so pissed last night that I blew Chunks
Boss: That's OK! We all get pissed that bad some days.
Me: You don't understand! "Chunks" is my dog!
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F U
Your dog wants toe.
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Urine is more useful to create natural ozone when it of'course is in contact with hydrochloric (stomach) acid. As well, people think they tend to be immune from the same disease after the white blood-cells build an immunity, but let me tell you that you can get the same infection more than once because your body actually flushes out all the antigens with the urine. So, drinking minute portions of urine with plenty of water will recover the antigens to retain the same immunity to the disease over a year or so.
I am not sure what the story here really is. The fact that man's toe was so badly infected, the fact that he was so drunk he didnt know what the dog dig or the fact that the dog actually
ate the toe.
I have understood why this man has let his disease advance so far as to cause the loss of one of his toes. Passing out from a night of drinking isn't something healthy people should do if they want to remain healthy. Needless to say it's not the best thing you can do when you're a type 2 diabetic either. While it's true that alcohol inhibits gluconeogenesis (endogenous production of glucose from other things like amino acids - this happens in the liver) to some extent, it's not the best way to lower your blood sugar. Plus it destroys your pancreas (and any remaining B cells) to boot. Not to mention the effects on blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, etc.
I assume that we shall be reading stories soon about how this dog has eaten his other remaining toes, his legs, thighs, etc. Hopefully however this dog also has enough talent to become a seeing eye dog before this man ends up with terminal kidney failure.
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Perhaps he didn't want to go to the doctor, or it would cost too much to get it amputated.
So he got his wife, who is a nurse, to give home surgery a try.
Considering she isn't qualified, and that it is likely a felony to practice medicine without a license, it could have gone "wrong" (or had second thoughts), and they had to actually take him into the hospital.
Perhaps a whole crap ton of booze was the pain killer.
It goes without saying that making up an excuse that your dog ate your toe while your passed out is better than going to jail and losing your job for attempting illegal surgery.
Anyway I find that a hell of a lot more likely that his dog ate his toe while he was passed out.
. . . is there anything they can't do?
That is nothing, back in the late 1990's Mr.T ATE MY BALLS! Maybe some of you recall reading about it on the internet.
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