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  1. Send that $4.95 a month my way. on Helix Server Source Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here's your Nascar audio, in a cross-platform format.

    rrrrrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww

    Repeat ad nauseum.

  2. Re:Do you really think it would help? on Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Repair? · · Score: 1
    Let's take this quote:

    Granted, I work in software, but we've got a bunch of yahoos here with degrees in CS, and some with Masters and PhDs who are just too lazy to code well.

    And view it alongside your sig, which plugs WebMethods.

    I hope to God you're not employed there.

  3. Re:Moisture problems? on Computer Room Hot? · · Score: 1
    I think you're missing the fact that generally the humidity in homes is higher than the humidity outside, especially in winter (pardon me for being so northern hemisphere-centric.)

    So, your box pulls room air into the box, expels it through this tube, and you end up with comparatively warm, moist air in your wall.

    If you're doing this to an internal wall, said air could condense on a water pipe, or just hang around until it cools down (if you don't leave your machine on 24/7), and then you've got water running around in your walls, looking for stuff to rot.

    If you're doing this to an outside wall, congratulations. You've just rendered the insulation in that section of wall completely meaningless, provided you can get air into that area. There's a reason insulation comes with a sheet of paper on one side, and the directions are adamant that the papered side faces IN. It's a vapor barrier, and it keeps the insulation from getting saturated from stuff like this.

  4. Re:from the depths of AOL... on Computer Room Hot? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Actually, it regains some of the points lost by calling something a 'puter.

    It's just like writing in all caps is bound to lose you points, while writing in alternating, misplaced, or even no caps will probably gain you points (or at worst, have no effect on your geek points.)

    How long until some jackass comes up with some sort of Geekagotchi, where you have it recompile kernels, mislearn spelling, and subtitle anime fan films, in order to gain the Geek points ot move to the next level?

  5. Re:Old old old on Top Ten Shameful Games · · Score: 1
    The fact that he mentions you can play as a Paladin means he was most likely talking about Diablo II, in which you do indeed kill Big D. Now, if you also want to kill Baal, you need to shell out more cash for the expansion.

    I would think that "Anyone who's played through all of Diablo" would know that you had Warrior, Wizard, and Rogue classes to choose from.

  6. Wait until they steal your brain... on Fixing Wireless Security By Pulling The Plug · · Score: 1
    They always say they'll replace it with one of the same quality, but they never do...

    Damn those mice, and their crazy ideas of planet-sized supercomputers.

  7. Re:Maybe not the most thorough approach... on Fixing Wireless Security By Pulling The Plug · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I agree, although if they're paranoid enough to kill the WAP (I certainly would), maybe they should be reissuing passwords, in case anyone happened to grab them during their time of vulnerability.

    I scares me shitless to think that there have been successful wardriving sessions in the Washington, D.C. area.

  8. Re:Plastic Bags = Too small for cribs. on Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System · · Score: 1
    You cool cookies on a paper bag. Cut the bag down the seams, lay it flat, and put the cookies on the bag. Let them cool. Eat them, but don't spoil your appetite for supper.

    And yeah, a lerger plastic bag of canned goods would most likely destroy the handles attached to it, unless they were infused with admantium, Wolverine-style. Snikt, Snikt, Berserker Rage.

  9. That's why I kept getting looks on Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System · · Score: 1
    See, I used to get the stuff as a package deal. It'd be like, "Oh, here comes Hormonal. Someone should tell him we moved the enemas (note spelling) to aisle 6."

    When I got a new gf, it was all like, "Hey, aren't you forgetting something? All you've got is condoms, man."

  10. Plastic Bags = Too small for cribs. on Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System · · Score: 1
    The problem with the plastic bags is that they're too small to line a full-size crib with.

    At least with the paper bags, you could make masks, cool cookies, and other crap with them.

    Now I have to pay good money for trash bags to line cribs. Pain in my ass.

  11. Re:Buying Rubbers & Posting to Slashdot on Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Heh. All right, the wife takes a pill every morning, so I don't have to buy them.

    However, back in the day, I was always scared of the old evil eye while checking out. I bought a lot of useless shit, in an effort to disguise the purchase. What a dumbass.

  12. I ususally give them a finger, anyway... on Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System · · Score: 2, Funny
    When I'm buying rubbers, and I get 'the look' from the cashier, she gets a finger...

    no print, tho.

    fp?

  13. Re:(Slightly OT) Nintendo's censors on DVD Review: Back to the Future Trilogy (Widescreen) · · Score: 2

    I stand corrected on all counts. Thanks for setting me straight.

  14. (Slightly OT) Nintendo's censors on DVD Review: Back to the Future Trilogy (Widescreen) · · Score: 1
    Although the end guy is definitely Hitler (It's somewhat gratifying to see his head explode, after trying to time that rocket launcher shot to go in the cockpit og the helicopter.)

    Nintendo has always tried to keep their software clean (Bubble Bath Babes notwithstanding). The original Mortal Kombat had sweat, rather than blood (although I believe there was a code to turn the sweat red.) Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! became just plain ol' Punch-Out!!, and Mike Tyson became Mr. Dream. The N64 was roasted for its lack of software aimed at older audiences, as well as for its lack of software in general.

    I appreciate them sticking to their guns. I've always been a Nintendo fan, even through the N64 years, when the lack of software was a bit of an issue for me. They have relaxed their policies, and some pretty violent/gory games are available for the GameCube, like the RE series and BloodRayne (which I believe actually includes Nazis -- how's that for a full-circle tangent?) All of the Nintendo franchises, however, have stayed kid-safe.

    Here on /., I know the prevailing notion is that censorship in general is evil, and I agree to an extent. Nintendo's relaxed a bit, and as I near my parenting years, I'm at least glad to know that when looking for games for my kids, a Nintendo-designed/published title will be kid-safe.

  15. Re:The Smurfs! on New Mad Max Film · · Score: 1
    Most of those connections are pretty weak, but rather than just calling "Bullshit", here's an explanation for the naming of Gargamel's feline friend.

    Gargamel was a magician. He had magic books, cooked up potions, and attempted to turn the smurfs into gold via good, old-fashined alchemy. His cat was named Asrael, which is a misspelling of the name Azrael. Googling for said name will turn up references to necromancy, witchcraft, and quite a few theological discussions.

    My take is that the cartoon designers were looking for a name, found Azrael while browsing for good names for a sorcerer's familiar, and changed the z to an s. I seriously doubt the entire cartoon is built as an allegory to Communism.

  16. Prefixes? on Organizing Sim Protests · · Score: 2
    I just want to know what these comestibles are going to be called?

    Does a Sim walk into a SimMcDonalds, order a 9-piece Chicken SimMcNugget (SimChicken McNugget? Wait, that's what they are now.) meal, and then SimShit his/her SimBrains out 1 SimHour later?

  17. Re:Mobile phones -- Worth the hazards? on Opera Software Brings Its Browser to Mobile Phones · · Score: 1
    Global Warming is a bigger problem than cell-phone-induced cancer. He'd probably need a better modeler to solve that one.

    I hear Maya is pretty expensive. Perhaps if we all chipped in and bought him a copy of Maya, he could work it out for us.

  18. Geese? on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 1
    OK, I understand why they need computers in the bathrooms, but why geese?

    Geez, some people have got some strange tastes...

  19. Re:THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE on Small-Scale Warrior Robot Truck · · Score: 1
    In the year 2000,

    I could have sworn we already had one of those.

    Or is that the Chinese year 2000?

  20. Re:What bugs me on A Guide to Building Secure Web Applications · · Score: 1
    No, with SQL Server admins, you don't have to ask.

    User: sa
    Pass: blank

    That's the way it comes off the CD, that's the way it will stay until the coming of the four horsemen (and I don't mean Rick Flair and crew.)

  21. Re:My $1.50 on A Guide to Building Secure Web Applications · · Score: 1
    OK, given the fact that you misspelled 'ignorant' the same way twice in the same post, I'm making the assumption that you're intentionally doing so. I'm replying in case you're not.

    Your point is good; the other guy was way off base, but giving the impression of the inability to spell a word like 'ignorant' doesn't generally lend credibility to your argument.

    Sorry to be pedantic. I had a roommate that insisted on pronouncing the word incorrectly while using it as a synonym for 'stupid', and it made my teeth curl every time he did it. i guess seeing it in print rubbed me the wrong way.

  22. I didn't think you snorted acid... on Using Snort Stealthily · · Score: 1

    I can smell blue!

  23. He suggests using it in bed on Gyroscopic Mouse · · Score: 2, Funny
    His last line suggests this for college students to surf the internet while in bed.

    Wonder what kind of sites his bedtime surfing frequents?

  24. Re:fp? on India Plans Its Own Moon Shot · · Score: 1
    A good AIDs/population growth program would be too

    It seems that those two programs would kind of cancel each other out. Looks like India's on the right track there...

  25. ALL YOUR FUNNY ARE BELONG TO THE MESOZOIC ERA! on Godzilla Getting Ready to Stomp Mozilla? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone set us up the lame-ass joke.