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Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Repair?

josquint asks: "Does the Computer Service/Repair field need to be regulated? This is a question I asked myself after spending a day off from my position as Lead Technician at a local computer shop, in an auto repair shop and a hair salon. In both places, I noted that all the employees had their trade credentials displayed for all customers to see. They are not only displayed as a matter of pride or to gain customer trust (as my A+ and Network Security certificate is) but as a matter of law. This regulation, to me, makes sense. If you're going to pay good money to have your automobile repaired, it better be by someone trained and proficient at doing it (otherwise I might as well do it myself!). Also, there is a matter of safety --an error in repairing a car can easily result in injury or death of quite a few people, so some accountability is needed. The salon regulation, to me at first, seemed like the usual overkill large government regulation. However, it too is a matter of safety to the clients, as the chemicals and equipment (tanning beds especially) can also do harm if used incorrectly. Would you view regulation or mandatory certification as a good thing in the computer repair/installation/maintenance world? What kind of regulation would you like to see, if any? How and at what level would it be implemented and enforced?"

"I personally would like something that requires certain basic certifications for the techs themselves, and possibly something to do with retail shop areas (use of static mats, data backup procedures, etc). And enforced at the State level similar to most small business type codes.

I wouldn't have a problem following some such type of regulation, and probably wouldn't need to do much if anything to make code. I do a fair share of cleaning up after fly-by-night companies/consultants/johnny's-14-year-old nephew-that-really-knows-computers. It costs a lot of the local businesses serious money to replace lost data and sub-standard equipment. I just completed a total system replacement at a clinic that had the system replaced about 2 months ago. It cost them over $10,000 for a system the should have been close to $3,500, but they had to replace the first replacement due to a consultant that had no experience or knowledge in that type of system trying to put one in.

While regulation wouldn't solve everything, I think it might cut down on the riff-raff and wannabes in an industry that many businesses can't do without as they can't do without electricity."

757 comments

  1. definitely by twisty7867 · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    If you can't fix my $100 sink without a license, why should you be able to fix my $3000 computer?

    1. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would you actually pay someone to fix your computer? Can't you do it yourself?

    2. Re:definitely by Faggot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      For important systems, get certified techs. For Joe Everyman, there's usually no need -- esp. with all the cheap underage (high school) proficient labor around. :)

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    3. Re:definitely by Cutriss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      We could argue back and forth about the monetary value of my personal data and files, as well as my user account credentials for online services, which could be damaged/destroyed/compromised if I were to take my system in for service. I'd say that's a fairly large liability, wouldn't you?

      Suppose I run my own legitimate business at home from my computer? That's a pretty hefty burden to deal with if the shop I take my system to screws it up. You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data, but I'd just as easily say it's the shop's responsibility to make sure that they don't break what isn't already broken. You know...the ol' Hippocratic oath - "First, do no harm."

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    4. Re:definitely by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with....

      Besides, it may violate zoning ordinances or homeowner association rules to have a waterfall running out your front door.

      whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      Oh, I dunno, I suppose it's only a matter of time before you have to get a building permit to construct one of those super dual overclocked PC's with all the lights and stuff.

      "Where's the environmental impact report on waste heat, you can't overclock without one ya know, and don't let anyone catch you watercooling without a master plumber's oversight."

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    5. Re:definitely by spencerogden · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, you data does carry liability, but you can remove all risk by backing up before the work is done. No one should loose more than the cost of their equipment when it is service. If you trust you data to some else who is going to be banging around inside you computer you are going to get in trouble.

    6. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can be as safe as I want with my own computers, but that doesn't help me at all when I do business with a small business on the net who hired some dipshit to do their online store but didn't properly secure my database and suddenly someone is using my credit card number to buy lingerie for hookers in foreign countries (this actually happened to me, although I'd used a DEBIT card, big mistake NEVER use a debit card in an online transaction). It sure doesn't help when my HMO's system fails just as I'm going in for emergency surgery, or when someone hacks their system and gets everyone's records. It's not just about backing up data, it's about data integrity and security as well.

    7. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower." ????
      Well, by experience, a computer can hold millions of dollars in data and services.
      When you hire a (certified) technicien for few thousands per day to fix weird problem with your new database version and he manage to do worst and make you lose few millions in 3 days.
      If I hire a plomber to fix my sink and there's a problem after, he's responsible.

      What you just said doesn't make sense anyway.
      The rule of tumb....if you don't know what you are doing, don't do it.....even more if it's regulated. If you don't hire a certified plomber your insurance company might not pay.

    8. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're Way off topic pal.

      --Do you really think that the government can keep up in this field? They don't hold your hand as you make rest of your business decisions. If you want to stay in business, learn how to find good service techs (certification is good, but it won't fix all of your problems)

    9. Re:definitely by wilburdg · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've worked in PC repair, and I'd like you to show me a single shop out there that doesn't make you sign a nice long release of liability saying "No matter what happens to your data, it isn't our problem"

    10. Re:definitely by Barbarian · · Score: 2

      For important systems, get certified techs. For Joe Everyman, there's usually no need -- esp. with all the cheap underage (high school) proficient labor around. :)

      I'd be willing to be that some of these kids work for less than is legal to get on at the shops, I've known people to "volunteer" at a computer shop for a week when I was in high school, to get hired there. This is why anyone who runs a computer shop doesn't want regs.

    11. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Damn-it, Jim! I'm a computer repair technician, not a doctor!"

    12. Re:definitely by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      We could argue back and forth about the monetary value of my personal data and files
      ..Which is exactly why you should choose how important it is to you, instead of the government choosing for you.

      Your files are important? Then only have competent people work on your computer.

      You can easily just reinstall canned software and don't want to pay $100 labor to have that peripheral added? Then choose less selectively.

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    13. Re:definitely by desertlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you feel the monetary value of your data is worthy of a certified tech, then by all means hire a certified tech. I personally would back up my files and hire cheap labor.
      I really don't think I should be forced to pay for expensive certificates.

    14. Re:definitely by t0ny · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.


      Oh really? So if the database for the payroll department gets trashed, thats low stakes, huh? I think this discussion was pointed toward IT professionals, which you are obviously not.


      As for the subject at hand, I whole heartedly agree that there should be some sort of professional accountability. I currently and in the past have unfortunately worked with too many IT charlatans.


      Your example of $10k for a $3.5k job sounds all too familiar; I do consulting for the government, and aside from the fact that incompitants become managers, and too many of the ordinary workers are only experts at dodging work and responsibility, they still have the normal problem of nontechnical managers making the technical decisions.


      I previously made the suggestion that anyone working in our IT department should be certified, either before being hired or after the fact for existing employees, but dont think it will be considered, at least until somebody makes a high-profile screw-up. So much for being proactive...

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    15. Re:definitely by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How much liability has an individual or company that does not adequately protect someone else's data? Does it matter if the data loss occurs because of the physical theft of hardware (e.g. hard drives) or insecure OS's (e.g. worm or Trojan) or the loss of data by a "computer repairperson" (e.g. by accident)? Should "computer repairpersons" be bonded? (I do not think so, but who knows? The answers may be determined by insurance companies.)

    16. Re:definitely by avante · · Score: 1
      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      I'm sure there are people in International Banking, Nuclear Power, Retail and Security (among others) who might take issue with that statement.

    17. Re:definitely by jasonkohles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you are worried about that (and you don't have backups), then take it to someone who has those certificates, just don't force the rest of us to pay higher taxes so that we can have a 'computer technician licensing enforcement bureau'

    18. Re:definitely by Faggot · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because if your $100 sink gives way, you can have $50000+ of water damage to contend with.... whereas on a computer the stakes are usually much lower.

      Oh really? So if the database for the payroll department gets trashed, thats low stakes, huh? I think this discussion was pointed toward IT professionals, which you are obviously not.

      I said "usually" you braindead fucking choad. I am also an IT professional, and I'll bet you $100 that I am smarter than you in both Verbal and Math areas. And while I'm in ad hominem territory, I will also bet that you are ugly and unloved.

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    19. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, close your tags, you educated, important man, you.

    20. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We had "the new guy" computer tech fuck up a researchers machine near the end of a $438,000 research project, and after this, they stupidly allowed him access to the backup tapes, which also ended up getting fucked in the ass. This ended up costing us another $8,000 in typing costs to collect, sort and retype all the crap we could find from the recycle bins, the researchers dictated notes, and rerunning numerical simulations and contacting collaborators to try and reassemble the research. ON TOP OF THAT, it was a major black eye for the organization which will most likely cost us further research grants. I've been saying this for years, but I expect everyone has had a bad computer tech by now, and will start listening.

    21. Re:definitely by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data.

      Well, yes, that's exactly what I'd say. If you ever give critical data to anyone without having a backup, then you're probably going to screw yourself long before a careless tech has a chance to do so. Of course, if you engage in that kind of negligence while working for someone else, you'll probably be finding work in another field, anyway.

      Personally, I think certifications for computer repair are meaningless. Given that assembling computers is only slightly more complicated than assembling Legos, and the cost of simply replacing a motherboard (or whatever) is often less than the cost of having a tech spend a couple of hours performing diagnostics, the additional cost imposed by "licensed" technicians would be pointless.

      This is for PCs, mind you -- for high end machines like Sun servers or IBM mainframes, the vendor supplies trained technicians and no outside agency would have the expertise necessary to even design a certification program.

      Perhaps more important than any of this is the painfully obvious fact that you can easily have crappy work done on your car in garages full of certified mechanics, and you can get excellent repair work done by shade-tree mechanics. Certification programs exist mainly as a marketing tool and a bar to entry for competitors, and utterly fail to address the main problem with auto mechanics, which is endemic fraud. There is no reason to believe that computer repair -- another field where fraud is endemic -- would be any better served by bogus certifications than the auto repair industry.

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    22. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But many users don't realize this. They think that their data is safe because you are working on their box and they think that their data is held in their monitor because that is where they see it displayed. I am serious. People should have to be certified by the state (or better yet, a union, you could have a whole apprentice/journyman technician or sysadmin thing goin') so that they know to have a customer back-up their shit beforehand because many customers are to stupid to do it themselves.

    23. Re:definitely by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      Yes, you data does carry liability, but you can remove all risk by backing up before the work is done.

      Except that if your computer worked well enough to perform a backup, then why are you taking it into the shop in the first place?

      I'd recommend keeping an extra disk on hand from old machine but that is still compatible with your current hardware. If your machine breaks down swap in the old disk and make them fix it with that disk in place - instead of the disk that has your live data.

      Another significant reason to do this (and IMHO another ripe area for regulation) is that you aren't giving the guy in the repair shop access to your data which potentially could have trade secrets, software still in development, your pr0n collection, your stock portfolio, who knows what else that the tech could then use to blackmail you with making public or otherwise profit from.

      Just give him your machine with the swapped in old disk formatted with just the base OS.

    24. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well said, If I had mod points you'd get them....

    25. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the problem with your system makes you unable to backup your data to begin with. That is when you need to know the person you have working on your computer system knows what they are doing and will be liable in some way if they mess up more than the original problem.

    26. Re:definitely by Incorrigible · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I hate when I loose money.

    27. Re:definitely by Asic+Eng · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One of the differences between fields like auto repair, hair dressing etc and computers, is the pace of change. There is of course change in all these fields, but if you've been trained as an auto mechanic 5 years ago, you should still have the required skills today. (Even though you may have to read up on some things.)

      For a computer tech that's probably no longer the case. Unless he stayed in the field and continued his training, his knowledge is now up to date.

      Also for car repair or hair dressing you need motoric skills (welding, cutting precisely etc) - once learned they can probably be adapted for new styles, or new tools fairly quickly. For the computer field that's usually not the case - unless you want to get deep into using soldering irons, the motoric side is trivial - what's important is to be able to pick up new knowledge quickly and to understand complex systems. Something which is very difficult to measure with certifications. They are only checking a snapshot of current (and soon out of date) knowledge.

      Setting up a certification body, which then has to continually update the skill set measured is going to be a lot more difficult, in this case.

      The best computer techs are often students, who know a lot of about computers and are quick to pick up new knowledge. They are good in that field because of these skills, and because they have these skills they will not stay in that field. They are training for other professions, and won't have time for getting these certifications.

      So what I'm worried about, is that these certifications will effectively preclude the best suited people from actually working in the field, removing a good job for students to earn money for their tuition, and will not noticeably raise the minimum standards either.

    28. Re:definitely by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      If your data is worth that much, then ASK to see credentials. If you don't care then don't. Just because the government doesn't regulate the industry doesn't mean that you can't selectively choose who you use. Just because they regulate the "auto-repair" industry doesn't mean I can ask my neighbor who knows all about cars to do some work on it for me, and then pay him for it. In fact that's not even illegal. You will probably pay more to use a place that has credentials and will guarantee their work, like if I decide to take may car to Midas instead of my neighbor's driveway. The gov. doesn't need to be involved. Hell if they get involved then the price of fixing someone's Internet browsing/e-mail reading computer could become very expensive. Sometimes having the unqualified kid next door come over look at it is the best thing, if you don't care much about the system or the data.

    29. Re:definitely by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      *Laughs* Just don't do this if you have a Compaq or other brand that you buy at a retail chain, or if your "repair center" reccomended by the OEM of your computer is a large company like CompUSA. CompUSA will take one look at the computer, and if anything doesn't appear to be original equiptment, they'll freak and say you've violated your warranty.

      Even if it's just a freakin' NIC card. *GR*

      Even more fun, is to swap the cases, and then try to get it serviced. =]

      I like building my own much better--I don't have to take it anywhere to get it fixed, I just have to pick up the parts. It's just so much more... Carefree. I know I won't hurt my data, and I know what's inside the computer.

      For the average Joe who can't fix their computer on their own, though, there should definitely be some sort of regulation that repair centers need to comply with. The stuff I've seen go on in those places is enough to curdle my blood.

      -Sara

    30. Re:definitely by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      That's really smart, considering that most of the problems that PCs are brought in for repairs are due to the OS and software installed on the Hard disk you just suggested get swapped with an old disc.

      The better thing to do would be to keep all your sensitive data on another disk and remove that from your computer.

      However, if you knew how to do that, it is very likely that you would already know how to fix your computer yourself... Since you likely built it yourself.

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    31. Re:definitely by Mantrid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't worry a stupid computer tech that paid for a certificate and fudged his way through a few tests can just as easily accomplish this feat!

      And one has to wonder - would a State Regulated computer tech licensing firm have trained the tech in the particular backup software you were utilising?

    32. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guh? Repair shops tend to have disclaimer posters when you walk in saying that your data may be erased. Many repair shop problems are with Windows 98 anyway, which may require a reinstall.

      If it can be wiped out by a repairman it can be wiped out by a shoddy ibm hdd.

    33. Re:definitely by varith · · Score: 2

      What licensing is *supposed* to do is to let customers be assured that the person you are choosing *is* competent. If you could judge correctly someone's competence then you probably don't need them to do the repair. Nor do these licensing requirement usually prevent you from choosing an unlicensed person. I can have my friend Joe fix my car if I like, but he cannot advertise himself as an auto repairman without certification.

    34. Re:definitely by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      There are a bunch of analogies flying around comparing computer technicians to engineers and doctors.

      If you want that level of service, you'll have to pay for it.

      What is the technician supposed to do when working on your machine? take your machine, extract the HDD, take an image of it, make a backup of that image just in case the first one fails, then boot your machine and realize the problem is a 5-second fix because the boot sector was toasted by faulty antivirus software?

      Then they can send you a bill for $5k for the hour's work, citing the cost of mal-practice insurance and the costs of being certified by a professional body.

    35. Re:definitely by Daytona955i · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you pay someone to fix your car... can't you do that yourself?

      Different people know different things. Just because most people on slashdot grew up playing with computers doesn't mean other people have. I personally would not need a computer repair service. But when your profession is something other than computers you may not be able to install windows or format a hard drive or even install a network card.

      My future mother in law (one of the few people who I will help with windows problems) managed to set up a wireless network without too much trouble but I advised her as to what she would need to get and the basics of what she needed to do. However, everytime she booted into windows she got a missing file because of a program that when removed, didn't remove all the way. Something she just learned to deal with but took me all of about 5-10 minutes to track down and fix. Would I expect her to know how to go into the system registry and delete the references to the old program? (that's what was wrong with it though the error said to check the system.ini file)

      But then again your just an AC posting an obvious troll question.
      -Chris

    36. Re:definitely by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1

      A better question is .... why don't they back it up before they work on it and possibly fuck it up?

    37. Re:definitely by PunchMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately, I could show you a few... but those were a few years ago. I hope everyone else learned from their mistakes :-)

      We would of course tell everyone in advance, and when it came to reformatting someones drive to reinstall windows, 9 out of 10 people would say "Yeah, go ahead, it's just the kids games anyways".

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    38. Re:definitely by josquint · · Score: 2

      We've got at least 3 in our little area of 30sq miles ... I checked...

    39. Re:definitely by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      A better question is .... why don't they back it up before they work on it and possibly fuck it up?

      I did warranty repairs on Gatway PCs for a short-term contract. Before the PC was shipped to us, the user had to sign a paper, with one of two items checked:

      [_] I have already backed up my data and you can fdisk/format blah blah
      [_] Please back up my data and charge me $outrageous_fee

      About 5 (out of some 500) chose the backup option, and we just snagged certain file types/locations (My Documents, etc) in another PC and burned them to a CD.

      We of course only charged the fee if a format was necessary, but since the majority of the "repairs" we had were Windows issues -- and we weren't allowed to spend time trouble-shooting that -- we just popped a restore disc in the machine and rebooted.

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    40. Re:definitely by sfe_software · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd recommend keeping an extra disk on hand from old machine...

      Better yet, I'd recommend making sure the shop you take the machine to is reputable, and knows what they are doing (and understands the value of your data). Make sure they know not to touch your data without calling you first with backup options, etc.

      Another significant reason to do this (and IMHO another ripe area for regulation) is that you aren't giving the guy in the repair shop access to your data...

      I think any reputable shop won't go browsing through your pr0n or email. Again, research the shop first. Talk to the shop manager, or at least the person who's going to dig into the box. Or if it's a bigger shop, read their policies.

      There is no need for regulation in my opinion. There are plenty of users who's data doesn't mean squat to them, and these users won't care to pay the extra fees to compensate for having to have "licenced PC repair persons". Like with anything else, some shops will be of higher quality and integrity than others. You get what you pay for...

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    41. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Your files are important? Then only have competent people work on your computer.

      Exactly!

      I too fix dozens of computers every month for people who had their friend who "really knows computers" work on it, and the work ranges from slightly to extraordinarily incompetent in most cases. Businesses get roped into bad deals with incompetent computer techs, too, and it's entirely preventable.

      Some steps to ensure the integrity of your data;

      1. Ensure that this is a reputable business location. Visit the location in person. Is it a garage/basement/spare bedroom/dingy concrete box with a desk and a DSL line? If so, you probably don't want to do business with them. If you want to help out the little guy, take it with a grain of salt.
      2. If they are in a professional location - does it LOOK professional? Do they have a clean location, or a dingy store with piles of old junker computers and dusty peripherals as big as small appliances?
      3. Check their vendor's permit. Find out how long they've been in business. (At the very least, ensure that they have a gov't approved vendor's permit available on display)
      4. Ask questions. I can't emphasize this enough - ask questions.
        • How long have you been doing this?
        • Have you worked at and/or operated any other businesses recently?
        • What do you know about {insert system configuration here}?
        • What are your labour rates? (Hint: established, knowledgeable businesses will tend to have firm, hourly labour rates. Joe Computer Guy will work for a coffee, a cheeseburger, 'like 20 bucks', etc.)
        • How long have you been in this location?
        • What steps would you take to ensure the integrity of my data?
        • What type of warranty do you offer?
        • Do you guarantee your labour? How?
        If the company wants your business, they'll take the time to answer your questions and make you feel confident. Some will even invite you, if you don't feel comfortable, to take your business elsewhere. If they seem like they really, REALLY want your business, be wary.
      5. Talk to neighboring businesses, friends, aquaintances - anybody in the area who may have dealt with this establishment and ensure they're on the up and up. Word of mouth can come in really handy.

        There are any number of things you can do to ensure that you can trust the people you're leaving your computer with; a lot of which can be asessed in about 30 seconds when you walk in the door. Caveat Emptor has to apply, and if people are going to blindly trust someone on their word (hint; smooth talkers aren't neccesarily the best people for the job!), then IMNSHO they deserve whatever perils they may encounter.

        I have real trouble symapthizing with someone who entrusted their computer to a 14 year old whiz-kid and wound up losing all their data and had components blow up on them shortly afterwards. Even businesses who aren't computer savvy should be able to recognize a snake-oil salesman when they see one coming. They should also have a firm contract, reveiwed by their lawyer if they're large enough to warrant, that spells out exactly what the technician will and will not do, and gives timeframes for completion of work. All too often I've seen incompetent contractors charging hourly rates for weeks on end for a three day job, just because they can't figure it out. Are you paying for someone's learning curve? Have someone stay in the room with them and see what they're donig. If they're reading manuals more than they're working, or if you hear an excess of profanity with little positive result, chances are you're funding their mis-education.

        I really don't want to see government, who (from personal experience) have clue #0 about information technology, mandating certification levels for computer stores. While it would be nice to see much of our local competition shut down, it would also add a lot of additional headache to an otherwise low margin, slumping industry.

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    42. Re:definitely by thoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whew, good thing all the software you use on your super valuable personal data is guarenteed to work and never corrupt your information. I mean, that would be a huge liability you are protected from, thankfully.

      NOT

    43. Re:definitely by 1DarkZen · · Score: 1

      just don't force the rest of us to pay higher taxes so that we can have a 'computer technician licensing enforcement bureau' Not to mention cut in to my profits because I have to pay for some goverment certification.

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    44. Re:definitely by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      ...but that doesn't help me at all when I do business with a small business on the net who hired some dipshit to do their online store but didn't properly secure my database and suddenly someone is using my credit card number to buy lingerie for hookers...

      Well, you should know the risks, and only give such information to reputable vendors. Giving your debit card number to random sites, is asking for trouble.

      I have a much bigger problem with (for example) Pizza places who, as you read each 4-digit block to them on the phone, they read it aloud back to you. In a public store, where anyone can over-hear.

      Or stores who print the CC# on the receipt (this is becoming more rare, luckily). Back in the day, it was all too easy to find receipts at gas stations ("pay at the pump") with customers' card numbers on them. Most now ask if you want a receipt, and don't include those details, so it's getting better.

      My point is, you have to be careful no matter what you do. If you choose reputable vendors (online or off), you can be confident that they have in fact hired competent contractors to handle their computer and CC processing needs.

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    45. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      What is the technician supposed to do when working on your machine? take your machine, extract the HDD, take an image of it, make a backup of that image just in case the first one fails, then boot your machine and realize the problem is a 5-second fix because the boot sector was toasted by faulty antivirus software?

      Then they can send you a bill for $5k for the hour's work, citing the cost of mal-practice insurance and the costs of being certified by a professional body.

      Don't forget the contract lawyer who writes and verifies the contracts that assure the customer that you will not maintain a copy of their data for a prolonged period of time, that you do not insure the integrity of the data from the moment they leave your location, that you will not view or use their data, ...

      Of course, along with mal-practise insurance you also have to figure in about $5k/year in re-training, plus certification costs for each and every employee. "What, that's LAST YEAR'S A+?!?"

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    46. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      I'd be willing to be that some of these kids work for less than is legal to get on at the shops, I've known people to "volunteer" at a computer shop for a week when I was in high school, to get hired there. This is why anyone who runs a computer shop doesn't want regs.

      Two points;

      1. There are legitimate co-operative education programs in effect all over North America. If one doesn't exist, inquire about it at your guidance office.
      2. Please don't paint with such a wide brush. We've never used under-aged or unqualified labour, nor have we ever paid less than fair market value for labour (contracted or hourly).
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    47. Re:definitely by cpthowdy · · Score: 0

      I use to work at a place where we made the customer sign a release form saying that we would not be held responsible for any lost data. Never really happened except for one new girl blew away the wrong HDD while trying to Ghost it to another one. She got the destination drive wrong.

    48. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, computer shops (at least the large ones) would want licensing because the cost would drive a bunch of their competitors out of the business. Licensing is often used as a barrier to entry to keep out competition and artificially raise prices. This happens often with hair care and taxis. I'd hate to add computer repair to the list.

    49. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Of course, plumbing errors at the Three Gorges complex or Hoover dam might bring the analogy back in balance compared to computer errors in banking et al.

      Let's face it, this really is about small systems like PCs and not multi-million dollar systems that have always been serviced by vendor certified technicians. Bringing in large, mission critical systems is pretty much a red herring.

    50. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that if your data is important to you then you could do some research and find someone you feel comfortable with.

    51. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why would you pay someone to fix your car... can't you do that yourself?"

      I could, but I don't have a lift in the garage. That and I lent my neighbor the cool machine that goes "ping" and he hasn't returned it.

      Thoght about repairing my sink, but mistakely though you had to have that "butt crack" thing going before you were allowed to squat down to work in the cabinet.

      I do so keep hoping for a hot lil blonde swedish telly repair babe. But its usually just this bald guy how likes to jabber alot.

    52. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Except that if your computer worked well enough to perform a backup, then why are you taking it into the shop in the first place?

      If your data is that important, you've been backing up regularly, so the point is moot.

      While your computer is in the shop, you can rest assured because you've got a library of tapes, CD-R[W]s, etc. with your data - integrity checked - stored safely in a lock box.

      I'd recommend keeping an extra disk on hand from old machine but that is still compatible with your current hardware. If your machine breaks down swap in the old disk and make them fix it with that disk in place - instead of the disk that has your live data.

      People who aren't savvy enough to repair their own systems probably shouldn't uninstall their hard disk drive (which, as has already been pointed out, is the most likely source of the problem in the first place), letalone install a different drive before taking the machine for repair.

      Probably the most common problem I've encountered with people who repair their own computers is the ignorance of the ZIF (Zero Insertion Force) concept, which will result in bent, broken, or crossed pins (which can/will cause electrical shorts, possibly permanently damaging components).

      I never reccomend that any of our computer illiterate customers open their own PCs (warranty issues notwithstanding). This isn't to supplement our bottom line; in fact, quite the opposite. If our customers were to service their own machines, we'd likely sell more parts (replacing damaged parts) and charge labour for their installation on top of the initial issue.

      Another significant reason to do this (and IMHO another ripe area for regulation) is that you aren't giving the guy in the repair shop access to your data which potentially could have trade secrets, software still in development, your pr0n collection, your stock portfolio, who knows what else that the tech could then use to blackmail you with making public or otherwise profit from.

      There are already laws concerning this; blackmail is illegal already and can find the tecnician in federal prison, not just having their license revoked. If you've got sensitive data on your system and are worried about it, draft a contract and have them sign it.

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    53. Re:definitely by atompunk · · Score: 1

      --Hold on, sometimes making Windows work with new hardware requires at least some study. I never wanted to learn software at all. Just enough to fix Outlook or some other crap. But now, I have to go other directions and i have to finally learn some programming/scripting. I'm still going to be certified or certifiable if you wish. It doesn't help me get more jobs(support/service consultant), I do. 8 years of sales helped that. I do support other OS's but not many. I always require customers to backup before I do any major work. Yeah sometimes data gets lost, but only if I can't fix the virus problem or physical defect. I don't work with Legos at all. I was however, a "shade tree" tech for a long time. It looks good to the people that pay you, who answer to someone else, that you have paperwork on your abilities. So I'm a registered breed, it pays the bills and keeps the Wife happy that I'm bringing in money.

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    54. Re:definitely by Homebrewed · · Score: 1

      I too fix dozens of computers every month for people who had their friend who "really knows computers" work on it, and the work ranges from slightly to extraordinarily incompetent in most cases. Businesses get roped into bad deals with incompetent computer techs, too, and it's entirely preventable.

      I also repair systems that people's friends and, more often, computer repair shops have "fixed." I do it on my cluttered workbench in my garage at home, using my DSL line. I charge low rates to friends and free (donation) to leftist/labor organizations.

      The difference is this-- I'm a systems administrator for a large university, with many years of heavy, day-to-day experience in every flavor of Windoze, various linuxes, bsds, netware, all running together happily in an enterprise, and I do this as a sideline. I do the best quality work you'll ever see-- better than any of the slimy little computer shops around town. I could go to work at my own computer shop, but then I wouldn't get to play with stuff like my multiprocessor Xeon servers. I also don't want the hassles of dealing with some user who clueslessly fchked up their system and then blame it on me so they can try to get it fixed for free.
      Plus, I don't mind having real benefits and a pension.

      To be honest, I feel all the computer shops, except for one, in the town where I live, whatever certs they may have (and CompTIA is a joke), are a bunch of crooked incompetents.

      The quality of my work speaks for itself. I had so much after-hours work last spring and summer that I finally had to start turning it away so that I can still have a life.

    55. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe mechanics and barbers aren't the best comparison. How about professional engineers?
      An electrical engineer had a lot to do with that new technology that you're learning, so he has to keep up as much as you do, and he doesn't need motor skills, either. (Since he just designs/draws it, and it goes away to be built.)

      How to certify someone? Well, they've done that one reasonably well for engineers. You get a certain amount of experience (like a few years of college or work), and take a test to become an "Engineer in Training." Then you work for a while under a licensed engineer. Then you get references from at least 4 licensed engineers who say that you're ready. Then you take another test. (California rules.) The tests are written by practicing engineers, and they try to keep them up to date. Pass rate on the important exams (like structural) gets down to like 10%. It doesn't weed out everyone who doesn't belong, I'm sure, but it gets a lot of the people who think they know what they're doing, but don't.

      What I don't like about the process is that that's it. In order to maintain my PE, I just have to send them money. If I take 20 years off to be a hairdresser, I can then jump right back in and design powerplants again. I think some continuing education or testing requirements are in order (like for doctors.)

      I'd kind of like to see a regulating body for computer workers, but then again my company got royally screwed for years by a highly reputed company that certainly would have had all the credentials. I think they knew what they were doing, but didn't bother to do it. Nobody bothered to listen to my constant complaints. They got fired when the executive secretary complained. Not that I'm bitter.

    56. Re:definitely by avante · · Score: 1

      How about a nuclear power plant? Change things for you?

    57. Re:definitely by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      I think any reputable shop won't go browsing through your pr0n or email.

      Pr0n should be shared, email should be encrypted. I don't know of anyone, let alone a hardware tech, who could break PGP. Of course given enough time they could brute force it... although with a 4096 bit key that may take a "couple" of years :-)

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    58. Re:definitely by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      I have to agree with both people. Certification is not going to take care of alot of shady businesses. Does certification help with a lot of auto repair garages? No.

      Do VCR repair men have to be Governement Certified? A badly put together computer is no more dangerous than a VCR. A car can be very dangerous, so it makes sense to certify technicians. A computer does not need it.

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    59. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a 19 year old who has been fixing computers for five years, I know what it was like to be the 14-year-old who just knows a lot about systems. I worked mainly for friends, family, and neighbors, but just because I was 14 didn't mean that I was corrupting data and putting in shoddy parts that would possibly blow up a computer.

      Now I have passed the A+ certification and am using the extra money that I'm making in computer repair to pay for college tuition and other college fees.

      Of course I know more about computers now than when I was 14, but I was very proficient. If I had something I didn't know how to do, I gave it to somebody else who was more proficient. I didn't charge a lot of money, but i wasn't expecting much.

      Now I do continue to do work out of my workshop in the garage using my DSL and it may not look very professional, but I too have dealt with problems of larger companies with bad work falling on me so I have to fix their computers.

      If you have important files, back them up! If a basic user is having problems with their computer, maybe that 16 year old will know just as much as that 40 year old?

      If your multi-million dollar company needs computer help, maybe you should check into a more reputable company than the local computer dork. Use common sense when looking for somebody to fix your computer, and don't doubt that a 16 year old could know much more about computers than anybody else.

      And if people had common sense, the government wouldn't have to mandate certification levels.

    60. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you on drugs? Man, you seem to have an amazing sense of yourself and your trade. :)

      Talk to neighboring businesses??? Forget the drugs, you are insane. I'm not looking for someone to act as surrogate mother for my future baby -- I want a freakin' computer repaired.

    61. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your going to require the techs to follow a statelevel code, then would not the software creation industry and hardware creation industries need to be codified first ?
      How can you certify a tech with the backing of the state (instead of the manufacturer) when the OS is subject to change every other haircut ?
      Or the circuit designs change every model of card abc ?

      Hair stylist can be codified because scissors and chemcials dont change.. Only their presentation and quantity...
      Mechanics change, but on a vastely slower scale (insert quote of bill gates here) and the basic design of any vehicle stays the same.
      A major overhaul of a chevy S10 wont prompt engineers to put the engine next to the driver with the exhast under your seat.. but OS coding could in a moments notice!!!!!!

      Granted static mats and good tools are important but certifing that a mechanic wont cut off his hand while changing your oil does not mean he can change your airfilter...
      A tech may know how to stay grounded and fix an hp vectra sl underwarrenty, but !he would be totally lost on a compaq proliant server

      just a thought

    62. Re:definitely by McCutheonIV · · Score: 1
      I am with you 100%, however, people tend to like to overly generalize. I have worked in the industry for 10 years now and just started my own company. It is almost like the dingy room DSL line scene painted above :P. We all have to start some where.


      I can't count the amount of times customers have thanked me for taking extra time out to explain things to them and actually fix thier problem rather than the {insert big name computer shop here} BS they get fed from the "techs" 2 months out of {insert quickly computer cert school here}.

    63. Re:definitely by Reziac · · Score: 2

      OTOH, some of the best clone shops are so damned busy with repeat customers, that they don't have time to maintain a showroom, so the storefront is always full of half-unpacked boxes. But the *work* area is organised (even if it looks chaotic to the untrained eye) and they always know exactly what's where.

      I do house calls almost exclusively (man, the places people stuff computers into -- I swear they studied at the Obstacle Course school of interior decorating), so I don't even have a shop as such. The rare drop-off gets fixed in my personal work area.

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    64. Re:definitely by Aerog · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, I made the mistake of getting my computer "serviced" by the monkeys at CompuSmart. Although now I've realised what a stupid move that was (Stupid Mistake #2), I all together too well remember their "we take no responsibility for anything that may happen to your system while in the shop" clause. I mean, it was probably meant to apply to data, but they seemed to mean that they would fix what the immediate problem was, and if something else got broken, then it isn't their fault.

      I had a motherboard go because the power supply from Stupid Mistake #1 (buying from them) fried it. They were simply supposed to replace the motherboard and give it back. 3 weeks later, they got around to getting the new board in and I got the system back. The first thing I noticed, however, was that the network card didn't exactly (as we in the industry say). . . .work. Of course, I brought this to their attention when the chip was found to be physically burned (because of their half-assed job) and they told me that it was something I did. Right, I caused the NIC to fail by having it sit on their shop table for almost a month. I guess you could say it was my fault because I gave it to them in the first place. However I've found a shop that's very good about stuff like this, and has never given me any problems since, so there will be no Stupid Mistake #3.

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    65. Re:definitely by Gonzoman · · Score: 1

      I work as a senior tech at compusmart for a while. I quit because of a) incompetence and b) unethical practices by the other senior techs. One of them replaced a motherboard (I'm not kidding) five times for the same problem. The other one would do quick fixes and not bother to test the systems before he shipped them. When the units came back he would tell the customers that it was a different problem and charge them again. My role was to deal with high priority problems (ie customers who were unhappy) so most of their repairs eventually made it to my bench. The management were all sales types who were only interested in selling new systems etc. It was not a happy time in my life.

      I now work for a small repair shop where I get to do things according to my ethical standards (and by the way, get higher wages).

      As far as standards go, both the techs I spoke of above were A+ certified, but then again I've worked with journeyman electronic techs I wouldn't trust to change a light bulb.

    66. Re:definitely by kesuki · · Score: 2

      Dell instructed me to pull the hard drive from my inspiron prior to servicing it... so that my data would be safe.

    67. Re:definitely by flyboy974 · · Score: 1
      I honestly find that this type of questioning to be very misleading. It's trying to compare "establishment" vs "knowledge".

      I use to work for a computer store many years ago. I was 18, and I was the hot-shot PC repair kid. It wasn't because I had a job for 8 years, and dated back to mainframes (Ok, I had a TI-99-4a). I knew the modern technology.

      Why would I want to go to some guy who doesn't understand what technical benefits you get from SCSI vs. IDE, or what the different levels of RAID. Does he/she really understand what an IRQ is, and what it is used for? What is DMA? The BIOS is beaping when it starts, but does he understand that's an old-school way of telling you you have no video, bad memory, etc?

      We have licenses for hairdressers because of public safety concerns. We don't want them cutting us (health), or ruining our hair by cutting off the 18" pony tail I grew since I was 14 (Ok, I get a #2 on the sides, shortened on top and squared in the back every 5 weeks). Our cars, if repaired wrong, could cross over the center divider and kill 30 people on a bus. Thus, we have oversight. Same with doctors and dentists.

      Government is very slow to react to new things. Does this mean that a person who got their certificate 5 years ago, and used Win 3.11 Workgroup Edition understands a Linux server, or a Win2k w/Active Directory? Are we going to have "Qualifitications" and a no-touchy touchy policy, until new certifications by the government are formed?

      I thought I would answer the questions below from 9 years ago, when I did PC support, and today, as a Software Architecture Manager.

      How long have you been doing this?

      • 4 Years as a hobie, 2 months at my job here.
      • 13 Years

      Have you worked at and/or operated any other businesses recently?

      • I supported the XXXXXX XXXX School District and a number of small businesses around the area.
      • I have been a Software Engineering/Design manager for a number of top companies, including 5 years with the Internet company Lycos.

      What do you know about Dell Poweredge?

      • Dell is a standard PC compatible. We can upgrade that hard drive or upgrade your OS for you.
      • Dell is a PC manufacturer who uses somewhat prioprietary hardware. Are you within your warranty? If not, I'll have a look at it. Otherwise, your best bet would be to call Dell and have them fix it. If you want it fixed now, I can do that, but, it might void your warranty. It also depends on what you want. Sometimes we have to get the parts from Dell, sometimes we can get them from other vendors.

      What are your labour rates?

      • We are $60/hour
      • If you want me to go all out, it'll be $120/hr. But, I'll go flat rate for things. If you just want a new hard drive, I'll do it for $25. Memory $20 for my time.

      How long have you been in this location?

      • (..... ......) Computers has been around for four years.
      • I just do contracting on the side, although I've been doing PC installs/repair for 13 years on the side, and do hands on purchasing, installation and support for the last 9 years on the job.
      What steps would you take to ensure the integrity of my data?
      • If we need to modify your data, we'll let you know. But, adding more memory just requires that we turn the PC on and make sure it sees the memory.
      • I can't guarantee anything. If you're worried, I would suggest backing it up. I can do a CD-ROM backup for you, but I I'll charge $30/cd. Depending on the data, that can get expensive.
      What type of warranty do you offer?
      • We offer 30 day parts warranty, and free labor durnig that time.
      • After I install it, I can offer you the same warranty I'll get from wherever I purchase my supplies from. Normally 30 days. If it needs to go back to the manufacturer, normally a year, I'll be happy to do the work for you, but, I can't give you replacement parts.

      Do you guarantee your labour? How?

      • We can only offer our warranty. If it's under that, we'll repair it.
      • I'll be here to support your needs. If it breaks, and it's something I did or bought for you, I'll get it fixed. But, I can only give you what the basic warranties for parts and hardware. After that, once it leaves the shop and you break it, it's a you buy it situation.

      Now, in all of that, is there really that much difference that one person woudl say, "Oh my... he's much better". Looking back in time, I don't really think so.

      Yes, I can tear apart a computer and probably find what's wrong with it. Infact, I'm the "Oh !@#$@#" guy for all my PC savvy friends. I always have been.

      The point, again, that I'm trying to bring out is the difference between establishment (it's a "long standing" company) vs knowledge (DMA is "Directy Memory Access". It allows things, such as your new sound card, to transfer memory between your applications, and the sound card, without needing to use your processor. This makes it much more efficient, and makes it so it doesn't slow down your computer while playing music or sounds).

      A car comes out once a year. They are all identical. A hair cut, guys get the normal Roman cut, girls like a little fluff. Styles take many years to change. I've had the same hair cut for four years.

      PC changes come every day. I don't even think my PC four years ago had an AGP slot, let alone an 8xAPG w/FireWire and USB 2.0 that I have today.

      All in all, Fun Stuff!

    68. Re:definitely by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data

      Yes, I could, and if you hadn't, I would have.

      To continue the sink analogy, whilst you can back up your data, you can't backup your house or its contents. That's why you get insurance, so you don't have to pay to replace everything if it's stolen or damaged, eg by flooding from that faulty sink.

      Similarly, doctors pledge to do no harm because you can't just restore a person's backup if you botch an operation and maim or kill them.

      On the other hand, while you can backup your data, I'd be amazed if you could actually insure it, and even if you could, it's highly unlikely that you could just pay to replace it. Two carpets are very much the same - differnt colours, different textures, but both do the same basic job, and are essentially interchangeable. Two data are not - what good to me is your bank account details say, if it's mine that I need?

      Before you ask, no, I don't back up my data either, but then none of it is really important. If I was running a business, then hell yes, I'd make regular backups - anyone who doesn't is a fool.

    69. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live, things like database security and data integrety are already covered under existing Data Protection laws. We don't need yet more legislation to deal with this "problem", thanks.

    70. Re:definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f they are in a professional location - does it LOOK professional? Do they have a clean location, or a dingy store with piles of old junker computers and dusty peripherals as big as small appliances?

      Frankly, I'd choose the guy with old computers lying around. He's more likely to have solid experience over a good few years, and know what he's doing with "old" or "unusual" hardware.

    71. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      No, I'm not that into anti-nuclear hysteria. The death toll for Three Gorges (when it's built) breaking would run in the hundreds of thousands, possibly millions in one great wall of water while the actual projected death toll at Chernobyl (a plant with no containment, a dangerous design, purposefully disengaged safety systems, and a flawed testing suite) is less and can be lowered with further cleanup efforts (now that the area is going capitalist, they're more likely to have that money).

      Three Gorges v. Three Mile Island? It wouldn't even be close.

    72. Re:definitely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > What licensing is *supposed* to do is to let customers be assured that the person you are choosing *is* competent.

      Hold on, buckaroo, isn't that why we have certification? Also, what exactly would the government test for? I'm a USCSE (U.S. Cert. Systems Engineer) as well as an MCSE. Will the Gov make us know Windows, Macs, and Linux, or will there be speciality licenses?

    73. Re:definitely by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

      The better thing to do would be to keep all your sensitive data on another disk and remove that from your computer.

      Yeah, that is probably best keep the old disk in your new machine and keep copies of critical data on both disks, plus on any external storage media of choice.

      That is actually what I do myself, but then again, I've never brough a PC in for repair since I do tech support professionally myself.

    74. Re:definitely by avante · · Score: 1

      Oh for heavens sake, I am not going to get bogged down in to a discussion trying to see which is worse, how repulsive...

    75. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      I am with you 100%, however, people tend to like to overly generalize. I have worked in the industry for 10 years now and just started my own company. It is almost like the dingy room DSL line scene painted above :P. We all have to start some where.

      Sorry, I hope you don't feel I was over-generalizing; I was trying to clarify a point, namely that if people are overly concerned with the store they're visiting, they could use some of my suggestions to become more comfortable with the business they're preparing to deal with. You'll note that I also mentioned using small computer stores and taking them with a grain of salt. My employer started in a home office, then moved to a small office above a grocery store, and eventually found his way to a store front. The problem, however, is the fact that small computer shops running in a low-overhead environment are a dime a dozen, and there's no guarantee that someone who's been running in a "Box With DSL" for three months is qualified, educated, or experienced, or that they'll still be there in a week when you try to find them for a follow-up job (or to fix the job they didn't fix in the first place). As a matter of fact, we replaced a "box with DSL" store with a ... less than qualified individual, and through months of hard work, determination, and convincing took over all of his former customers in the building and repaired his less than adequate work. (I'll spare the gory details; but believe me, there are a lot of them).

      As someone else already alluded to; if the store has a decent location and/or television commercials they "must be doing something right". Moreover, they have more interest (more to loose) by shutting down the location, and are generally more trackable/accountable to the customer base.

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    76. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Talk to neighboring businesses??? Forget the drugs, you are insane. I'm not looking for someone to act as surrogate mother for my future baby -- I want a freakin' computer repaired.

      We were talking about people who don't want to get their data corrupted. If all you want is to get "a freakin' computer repaired" and you don't care about your data (in which case, why are you responding to this article?) you can go to any Joe Tech and pay $20/hour for whatever labour he may give you.

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    77. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Of course I know more about computers now than when I was 14, but I was very proficient. If I had something I didn't know how to do, I gave it to somebody else who was more proficient. I didn't charge a lot of money, but i wasn't expecting much.

      Again, we have a case of 'exception vs. rule'. Can you attest to all 14 year olds being both proficient enough not to cause equipment damage or data loss, and having the humility to say "I don't know what I'm doing" and hand problems off to someone more qualified/experienced? In my experience, and having worked in a high school with a little over 700 students I feel I'm qualified to say this - no, they do not.

      I was also an experienced, knowledgeable 14 year old who already had 5 years' worth of experience, but I couldn't (and for very good reason) directly get work to do; I had to do it behind an exising company, who took responsibility for both my continued training and my actions should I screw up (which 14 year olds with 5 years of experience tinkering tend to do more often than 40 year olds with 20 years worth of professional experience - regardless of how good you were)

      And if people had common sense, the government wouldn't have to mandate certification levels.

      We've already seen (and discussed) countless examples of how and why government certification mandates don't work anyways, but yes, if common sense were actually more 'common', thuere are innumerable problems with this world that would dissapear.

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    78. Re:definitely by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      The point, again, that I'm trying to bring out is the difference between establishment (it's a "long standing" company) vs knowledge (DMA is "Directy Memory Access". It allows things, such as your new sound card, to transfer memory between your applications, and the sound card, without needing to use your processor. This makes it much more efficient, and makes it so it doesn't slow down your computer while playing music or sounds).

      My questions weren't designed for a computer savvy person to ask a technician, they were designed to comfort computer illiterates who were taking their computer to a shop for repairs.

      Computer newbies won't know what DMA IS, letalone know they should/might ask it of the technicians. Of course, the technician could also fake their way through technical Q&A to a newbie. For example; "DMA is an industry acronym meaning Dormant Material Application - this is just a term describing the type of sillicon used in the processors, where some of it exists to pad the space between transistors." I could explain that, for example, to my mother and she'd likely shake her head, raise a hand and say "Whoa whoa.. You lost me - nevermind!" (she doesn't understand technical terminology, nor does she care to; she's an accountant. She understands MS Office, StarOffice, ACCPAC, QuickBooks, Quicken, ... ). If they were told differently by another tech/store, how are they to know who's telling the truth?

      Are computer illiterates expected to prepare a technical quiz to bring to their repair shops before they'll entrust the computer to them? Even if they do - what about book smart types who are all but useless in a practical environment? I personally know atleast three people who can rhyme off each of the IRQs used in a standard PC and what their base functionality is, along with physical (base) memory addresses and ranges and their utility. However, I wouldn't trust him much further than a basic Windows installation in practise, and in the operations centre of even a small LAN is the last place I want to see them.

      As to the answers you gave to the questions - excellent. I'd certainly trust you (then and now) with my computer. However, back then I likely wouldn't have entrusted you with a corporate LAN, even a moderately sized company LAN. Many computer techs I've dealt with (not for myself) aren't able to answer those questions with any degree of reason.

      The questions were off the top of my head; they're by no means any sort of official screening process - just a few ideas to get the person into the mindset that "My computer is important, I should do atleast a little investigation before I leave it with someone". The most important thing is how you feel about the people who are going to be working on your system. Can you talk to the techs, or do they hide in the back and leave you with the sales people? Does the store give you the feeling that they know what they're doing, or is it an airbrushed location with slick salespeople and no foundation?

      Word of mouth and the experience of people you know is an invaluable tool when selecting a technician (which is why I suggested talking to other people and neighboring businesses). I take my car to my current mechanic because my good friend has been using him for nearly 15 years, and his family used him even before that. He's good at what he does, he's honest (quit scoffing; he is!), and he's always treated me fairly. He gives me discounts and nominal things at no charge because I'm a loyal customer. (Things like free bulbs for brake lights, turn signals, free top-ups of some of my fluids, he waives some labour charges, etc.).

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    79. Re:definitely by varith · · Score: 1

      Yep thats exactly what certification is for. The only thing that government licensing would do is make it mandatory that you would get some minimum certification before you could advertise yourself as a computer technician (or whatever). Actually I'm not really sure if I advocate a government solution. I was just pointing out what it was useful for. Too often licensing is used by a group to keep others out artificially.

    80. Re:definitely by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Try keeping sensitive data on a linux machine and use Samba to make it available to the windozers over the LAN. Everything is in one place for easy backup.

      Eventualy somebody is going to click ok instead of cancel and wipe out the OS with some buggy windows program. but at least the data will be safe. Then you can load the dos 5.0/ dos 6.62upgrade then windows 3.10 then windows 95 upgrade then windows 98 upgrade then windows ME upgrade ect... while the boss screams "don't lose my data!"

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    81. Re:definitely by budgenator · · Score: 2

      I guess next time you'll use a little bit of that $438 K grant to keep multiple backup. and make sure the tech is trained on your system. Actualy the more I think about it the high my hookey meter goes up. Didn't your sys admin keep an eye on the guy while here was working on his baby, or did everybody in IT with any real brains jump ship all at once, leaving only a newbee's to try and cope.

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    82. Re:definitely by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      too late.

  2. certification? by chimpo13 · · Score: 5, Funny


    Computer certification would be GREAT! We've all seen that there's no dishonest mechanics.

    1. Re:certification? by dnoyeb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too True, mechanics are no smarter because they display a certificate.

      As one who fixes his own car, _EVERY TIME_ someone else works on it, they mess something up. If I didnt fix my own computer, I am sure I would see the same.

      A certificate is just a piece of paper that reflects a persons reputation. It does not reflect knowledge or skill.

      if you screw up, you can loose your certificate, but its too late for those who trusted that it had value in the first place.

    2. Re:certification? by ManUMan · · Score: 1

      In additon we have never taken our car in then had the mechanic come out scratching his head saying.... "can't seem to find the problem."

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    3. Re:certification? by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True enough. An auto mechanic will *always* find a problem. Usually several. Even when the car is in fact in perfect running order.

    4. Re:certification? by jproudfo · · Score: 1

      I know a few sysadmins like that. :)

    5. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just do all the work on my own car. I haven't found a place that can do an oil change without damaging something (proudly displayed "credentials" and all).

    6. Re:certification? by styrotech · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Too True, mechanics are no smarter because they display a certificate.

      True, but they can presumably have their cert taken off them if they are shown to be incompetent or blatantly rip people off or do unsafe work etc etc.

    7. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      You hit the nail on the head. In most cases, we're not talking about competancy at ALL. It's purely a matter of honesty and responsibility. Lets face it, on the common place windows system, 9 times out of 10 the simplest solution is the 3 "r's"; Re-partition, re-format, re-install. Any shop that doesn't tell you up front to back up your data ahead of time because they may need to RRR your machine is being irresponsible. At best they should give you a phone call before they do so. This is something that certification would not help guarantee.

      Along similar lines, certification will not keep irresponsible or immoral techs from using your computer as if it were there own. I know a lot of people who get their computers back loaded with other email accounts, dial up services, and in some cases even heafty software packages. I think the coup de gras was the tale of a friend of mine; he went to pick up his computer aftr having a new harddrive and ethernet card installed, and the guy at the place couldn't find it. After searcging for 1/2 hour, the clerk found it under a tech's desk, complete with dirt foot print on case. I can't say whether or not they were A+ certified, but everyone who thinks that being so imbues an individual with a sense of scrupulousness or responsibility raise your hand?

      I see certification as a way of making more of these problems. Requiring certification would cut down on the number of shops, but that in no way promises that all of them will be the bad ones. If you're really that worried; make a back up, and make sure thatthe shop is insured. And as always, whether it's your car, your computer, or even your physical body, whenever a major operation is suggested, get a second opinion.

      Cerufication is by no means an effect substitute to heading to sound advice: caveat emptor.

    8. Re:certification? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      if you screw up, you can loose your certificate, but its too late for those who trusted that it had value in the first place

      On the other hand, you can only lose it once before you don't have it and have to re-prove youreslf to get it again (if possible.)

      It's funny this topic comes up. I'm looking at a system to my left that I'm supposed to be working on. It was brought to me after a local screwdriver shop fux0red it all to hell. I'll be setting it straight, but it's going to cost the guy twice now to get something done that could have been done right the first time.

      In this specific case, the shop in question has a reputation of simply not fixing problems, or leaving the job half done requiring the customers return and pay for subsequent visits. I could tell long and unbelievable stories about these guys -- but you all know the type and you can all cite examples.

      I personally think they wouldn't pull half the shit they pull if they had some kind of operating liscense that could be pulled.

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    9. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, the technologies and methodologies involved in something like plumbing and perms don't change rapidly at all. I don't think it's a matter of trust necessarily that drives the lack of action in certification; rather, it's the fact that in a few years' time, the certification could be meaningless.

      Granted, it's not above a government's power (nor contrary to their SOP) to back something irrelevant.

      Word.

    10. Re:certification? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      The question is whether government intervention would solve the problem or not. If they are a good size shop chances are good that they will be able to afford to pay for the training necessary to get certified, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they will start taking pride in their work. A smaller shop, or someone that does repair work part time, on the other hand, might decide to simply get out of the business despite the fact that they are actually good at fixing computers.

      Not that it matters. Computers no longer cost thousands of dollars to replace. Pretty soon only idiots are going to want their computers repaired. Smart folks will simply have good backups. When something goes wrong they will march down to WalMart and buy a new machine.

    11. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there should be a UNION of computer technicians! Imagine the power of a potential strike!!! ;)

    12. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      3 "r's"; Re-partition, re-format, re-install

      Wrong, you must be from the east side or some shit. The three R's are retry, reboot and reinstall. The 3 R's usually work well on windows systems. Really if something doesn't work and you retry it lots of times it'll work, if that doesnt do it, reboot. Rebooting seems to solve 90% of windows problems.

    13. Re:certification? by Incorrigible · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I hate when I loose certificates.

      And money.

    14. Re:certification? by KKin8or · · Score: 1
      if you screw up, you can loose your certificate, but its too late for those who trusted that it had value in the first place.

      Well, if we're talking about letting the government do this certification, perhaps there should be some sort of guarantee associated with it. For example, if you take your computer to a government-licensed technician, and they mess it up, you can keep taking it back to them until they fix it or replace it at no additional cost. Maybe there could even be a provision that you could take it to *any* government-licensed technician until it works. If that were the case, however, costs for the additional/subsequent repairs would have to be paid by the guy who messed up in the first place...

      Sure, I bet it'd cost more to get your machine fixed by one of these guys, but you'd have the guarantee that it'll work, eventually. If you want to pay less, you can take your chances.

      As for licensing someone's skills or credentials, I wouldn't want the government to be the one doing that. Maybe they can come up with a list of licensors, and people with one of those licenses/certificates can qualify for the government license described above.

      As I think more about it, I think it'd never work. Maybe just have a fine (payable to the victim) if you're licensed and screw someone over?

    15. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely, I do _everything_ myself short of my own doctor work because It doesn't matter what certs someone claims to have it doesn't mean they really know what they are doing or are honest about it.

    16. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they're mechanics, so if they loose their certificates I'm sure they could just screw them in tighter so it doesn't happen again.

    17. Re:certification? by zurab · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A certificate is just a piece of paper that reflects a persons reputation. It does not reflect knowledge or skill.

      What reputation? A certificate is simply a piece of paper stating that someone attended or completed some half-assed course he took at who-knows what establishment that makes money giving out these pieces of paper.

      I don't think legally requiring some certification to repair Joe Sixpack's PC is (a) feasible, or (b) will improve anything, including responsibility. If anything, it will make simple PC repairs more expensive, and they'll make you sign off your firstborn when you take in the PC for a repair. For businesses, it makes sense to have service agreements with companies that are, e.g., Sun certified, or HP certified, etc. Private sector handles it fine. However, for mass market there are no benefits, and most of all, no incentive.

      Comparing this to plumbing (like many posts do) is a disaster. Obviously, it's not well thought through. Realize that in any kind of construction, real estate job, there are many more interests involved. These are - land owners, banks and credit institutions, architects, one or more construction companies, property management companies, the city, lessors, lessees... all this is big business and a lot of liability. Legally required certification in these cases provide for defined responsibilities, reduce risk (or at least expose risk), lower deviation in prices, and create a plain field for somewhat competitive market, among other things. In a simple scenario, if a plumber screws up and ends up damaging your property, not only have you suffered, but potentially your neighbors, your property management company, the city, and the bank who gave you the mortgage. If banks cannot rely on, or know the risk and liability of property repairs (e.g. electrician burns down the whole house), they would have to incorporate that risk in their services.

      No such interests exist when repairing Joe Sixpack's PC. Usually what you are dealing with is a $600 (or less) computer and a more or less simple problem. The data on the computer consists of few mp3s, couple of documents, some e-mails, and a lot of porn. In other words, nothing remotely close to a multi-billion dollar business. Therefore, no support for legislation.

    18. Re:certification? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have my favorite mechanic that is NOT certified.
      and he is the best there is within a 500 mile radius. He fixes things right the first time, does it fairly and honestly. and I'm not the only person that feels this way, his walls of the office are papered with letters from happy customers, and if you look at the dates they are no older than 4 months, except for a few gem's that are framed... and if you want to see the boxes of old praise letters he has just ask..

      it is not REQUIRED for you to be a certified mechanic. you have to notify the customer that you are NOT certified.

      Me? I'll stick with my non-certified mechanic, and hiring non-certified IT professionals.. I dont get burned by making them demonstrate their abilities instead of trusing some piece of paper.

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    19. Re:certification? by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but they can presumably have their cert taken off them if they are shown to be incompetent or blatantly rip people off or do unsafe work etc etc.

      That doesn't happen with mechanics, so why should it happen to computer technicians?

      I was a junior greasemonkey for about a year at a shop with a good reputation. The owner of that shop did a lot of horrible things that still haunt me even though I quit 3 years ago.

      One of my ASE certifications is for manual transmissions. I don't trust myself to work on those (and sadly they're hardly used anymore), but I passed the test.

      And with a dishonest mechanic, things aren't going to get any better. Shops that charge $500 to replace a valve cover (on a car from the 70s). It's a 2 minute job. We didn't do that, that's just a dishonest mechanic with ASE certification.

      I really don't think computer certification for computer techs is going to mean anything.

    20. Re:certification? by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Insightful
      1Timothy6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil:which while some coveted after,they have erred from the faith

      Yeah, I hate auto mechanics who love money. Damn them.

      Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

    21. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As one who fixes his own car, _EVERY TIME_ someone else works on it, they mess something up.

      Well of course. A messed-up car will almost always translate into repeat business. I've always thought it would be a piece of cake for a mechanic to make a little 'alteration' here and there that would cause non-life-threatening damage to your vehicle a few months down the road.

      Mechanics are the worst bunch of people I've ever encountered, because so many of them will ratchet up the prices as soon as they figure out you don't know what they're talking about. I've met mechanics who come out straight away with a line that's obviously bullshit, just in order to see if you understand what they're saying or not. If not, tough luck for your wallet. The next question is usually "What do you do for a living?" - translate as "How much am I likely to be able to gouge out of you?"

      On that note, can anyone point me to a good self-education site on vehicle maintenance? I'm a little sick of getting ripped off (and no, I can't use google in this case, because I can't verify the accuracy of the information on any random googled site... the best I can do is spot OBVIOUS bullshit).

    22. Re:certification? by WNight · · Score: 2

      They'd also clean up their act pretty quickly if you'd testify that they damaged the computer and encourage your customer to sue them. Small claims court is quick and easy, but enough of that will cause them to re-think their policy.

      Even a written deposition would probably be enough for small-claims court.

    23. Re:certification? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2

      Not to mention, this sort of "required" certification would lock out a lot of entry postions. If I had been required to be "certified" before I got my first PC assembly position 15 or so years ago, I wouldn't be in the industry today. I was a minimum-wage learner, eventually took the Assembly position from my trainer when he moved on to bigger and better things, and got my start learning about computers the most timely, efficient way I know how. With my OWN HANDS AND EYES.

      Curriculem in college back then was far behind the curve of the industry then. Only the people who learned how to get the knowledge on their OWN really were efficient.

      The cheapskate boss I had never would have paid for my certification, and I KNOW I wouldn't be able to. IMHO, most professional certification is a way for current professionals to "close the door behind them" and make it prohibitive for those with low incomes to follow them to prosperity.

      I'm a conservative by the way, so don't take that last comment as bleeding-heartish. I just happen to be a conservative that not only believes in people earning their own way up the ladder, but not taking the ladder away from them.

      (actually I'm an Objectivist, but that's a bit more complex than I want to explain here :) )

      I particularly like the concept of demonstrated abilities. I got my current position through a temp service that later tried to sell me A+ training. In my experience, it would not have been of use to me, because customers won't be able to see it, and managers know better.

      Of course, we refer to MSCE's as "Microsoft Certified Solitaire Experts", so my work environment's opinion of "certification" might be a different one than your own.

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    24. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I agree. In it's most simple form, I have YET to go to any oil change place and have it done properly. On every car I've owned, I change the oil myself. Once in a great while on long trips I'll have it done at an oil change place. It never fails, I've had the threads where my oil filter attachs fucked up. And they never say they did. They just yell up from the hole, hey your threads are all messed up. Yeah like I did fucker. I'm about ready to climb down that hole and tear their head off. Every damn car. And they all have their "I completed oil change training and am certified with a degree!" on the wall.

      Mechanics will fuck you over if you do not watch them like hawks.

      My dad got home the other day. The fuckers took his alloy rim off of the spare and replaced it with a steel one.

      Bastards never cease to amaze me.

    25. Re:certification? by Jowr · · Score: 0
      True enough. An auto mechanic will *always* find a problem. Usually several. Even when the car is in fact in perfect running order.

      I will remember that if you ever bring your car into the shop. You ask for an oil change, but i wont mention that cracked brake line hose I see, or the leaking gas tank....
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    26. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wrong, you must be from the east side or some shit. The three R's are retry, reboot and reinstall. The 3 R's usually work well on windows systems. Really if something doesn't work and you retry it lots of times it'll work, if that doesnt do it, reboot. Rebooting seems to solve 90% of windows problems.

      You guys need a certification in something...but computers ain't it. Reinstall is the absolute LAST option, only to be used when you're (a) out of options, or (b) know the fix would take longer than rebuilding the machine. Not entirely true on corporate machines that have disk images and automated app installs, but then they don't bring their PC's to the shop, do they?

      Why can't you just find the problem and fix it? Is it that difficult? If it is, perhaps you should look for a new line of work, instead of leaving competent techs like myself to clean up after you or trying to explain why you formatted someone's PC (and usually screwed it up even more by losing data, settings, or not installing drivers, etc) for no reason.

    27. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      Actually, I meant when you had isolated that there was in fact a problem. Keep in mind we're not talking about some server that has to stay up 24/7, we're talking about mom and pop's new desktop. Believe me, I am well aware of how to solve 90% of problems on windows. For the other 10%, it's usually not worth the hassle.

    28. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 1

      I clean up after my own messes thank you. Why RRR? It's quicker and gets the computer back to the customer faster. Do I make sure it works afterwards? Yeah sure you bet ya. Most of the time people just want it back fast. It is extremely unusual for the common folk to care THAT much about savin data. Basically when push comes to shove, if they don't have a back up already, they would rather just lose everything and re-install then have to wait a day to get email again.

      As I said above, this is a matter of ethics and responsibility. I'm sorry you have had such foul experiences, but it you are truly competent you would give your customers what they want instead of satisfying your own testosterone trip. Otherwise people will take their buisiness elsewhere.

      Please keep in mind I'm not talking about techs who serve corporate customers, I'm talking mostly about those who consider every problem on their computer to be an "internet" problem. If your customers actually ould prefer you track down a problem and are willing to wait, kudos for being in such a position. But keeping with the comparison with auto mechanics, I was talking about Joe user who simply knows that their car/computer is broken, and they want it back ASAP.

      I'm sorry if I was unclear about anything I said before. For myself, I do not dein to question your competance. After all, the opinion of a man who has never had to re-install an OS for any reason does carry with it a certain weight. As does the opinion of a man who is tenacious enough to do it the hard way. I know I can no way compare with your many accomplishments, but I myself have never had any complaints, and I have had many repeat customers. Perhaps my methods are less noble than yours, but they certainly serve my customers and myself well enough

    29. Re:certification? by restive · · Score: 1


      I don't necessarily agree with this. This is not to say there aren't a lot of dishonest mechanics out there. BUT...

      I worked as a professional mechanic for several years, and I was very honest in all of my work. However, a car is like the Windows operating system. If you don't do ANYTHING to it but run it for a year, you need to do SOMETHING. (oil change at least?)

      You as the "driver" or (semi)clueless user, might think your car is in "perfect running order" when I might know your model car so well I would bet a week's pay that a certain component will fail before X number of miles.

      Personally, I find these "phantom" issues on my own vehicles (and my relatives) and fix them. When I worked as a mechanic, I had customers that understood this and appreciated a proactive maintenance approach. One time a customer asked me to justify why, 2 weeks after a routine maintenance check, one of their headlights went out. The question to me was "why didn't you replace it before it burned completely out?" (I'm not kidding about this)

      I never said "oh my gosh, you must replace this or you won't make it home", but I would explain any issues (especially one that weren't obvious) and what I believe should be done but ultimately leave the customer with minimal or no pressure.

      Don't discredit solid auto mechanics. If I could make the same money I do now in software if I went back to being a mechanic, I would do it in an instant.

    30. Re:certification? by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Not that it matters. Computers no longer cost thousands of dollars to replace. Pretty soon only idiots are going to want their computers repaired. Smart folks will simply have good backups. When something goes wrong they will march down to WalMart and buy a new machine.

      That became a non-issue years ago. I'd be surprised if even 1% of computer shops 'repair' computer components; that's what RMA is for. When we find a faulty component, we replace it. If it's covered under warranty, we send it away. If not, we bill them. But why would a person with $900 worth of quality (read; not WalMart) components spend money on a completely new system when they could get away with a $100 component card and an hour's labour?

      Moreover, many problems that are encountered are software driven. What part do you replace to make KaZaA, Outlook, Netscape, or your favourite game load again, or to remove the virus infiltration?

      Software issues aren't so easily solved. Formatting is all well and good, but it can't make short work of re-installing and re-configuring dozens of software packages, and re-configuring environment settings for multiple users, or ... Moreover, we still have to find and back up all required data, so there are still applicable labour charges.

      I'm sure people said the same thing as you about automobile repairs at some time or another, but we still pay to have them fixed. Sometimes it just costs more to replace the unit when you consider the hidden, after the fact costs involved.

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    31. Re:certification? by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      but I myself have never had any complaints, and I have had many repeat customers. Perhaps my methods are less noble than yours, but they certainly serve my customers and myself well enough

      There is a fundamental problem with this notion. When people bring their computer to you, you are put into a position of trust. You are their authority over what needs to be done with their machine. These people don't understand that 99% of computer problems can be fixed (with varying degrees of difficulty), so they take you at your word.

      When you tell these people that they will just have to grin and bear through re-installing all of their applications and re-configuring the settings it took them months to learn they could change in the first place - many of them will believe you. Why? Because they have no choice. It's your duty to give them the choice; to service their computer properly and professionally, or at the very least to inform them that they have a choice.

      I hate to bandy a cliche about, but you, sir, are the reason so many people are calling for standards in our industry. When best effort isn't even made, it gives other technicians a bad name.

      You may have had many repeat customers thanks to your "RRR" methodology, but I've gained dozens upon dozens of customers - individual and business alike - due to people like you. Usually it takes time to gain their confidence because of it, I might add.

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    32. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      There are a couple other differences between auto mechanics and computer techs:

      As a general rule, the customer doesn't muck about with the car the moment the mechanic goes out of sight. The mechanical parts of a car just aren't that readily accessable. Frex, you can't just hit a switch and delete the brakes.

      Whereas with a personal computer, gods know what random things the customer does to it after your back is turned -- after all, the hapless computer's software is all instantly available to anyone who touches the keyboard. And it's truly amazing what a cat walking on the keyboard can delete.

      With a car, if the mechanic messes up fixing the brakes, people can die as a direct result.

      Whereas with a computer, if the tech messes up, it can produce a lot of inconvenience or cost a business money, but outside of medical-control situations, it's not likely to kill anyone. (And one would hope that whoever sets up mission-critical systems is exceedingly fussy about who touches the system, certified or not.)

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    33. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Well, mine won't, but I've got a remarkably honest mechanic. And he's too damned busy with legit business to have time to rip anyone off.

      A few years ago one of the local TV news programs did a little check on computer repair shops. They reversed the HD cable on an otherwise-healthy system, so naturally the machine would hang at bootup. Then they took this machine to three different shops, and surreptitiously filmed each transaction:

      Two were major chains (IIRC, one was CompUSA, and I forget who the other was but it might have been Fry's). One proclaimed the HD was dead and wanted to replace it. The other said the motherboard was bad and wanted to replace it. The estimates for the work were in the $100-$150 range.

      The third was a hole-in-the-wall Korean clone shop that's been in business for 8-10 years. The tech said "Oh, some moron probably put the cable on backwards," opened it up, swapped the cable on the spot, and handed the system back in full working order -- at no charge.

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    34. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I couldn't agree more. "RRR" is, in my book, an absolute last resort. In fact, I take it as a point of pride that I *fix* Windows, I do NOT reinstall it.

      The whole object of repairing a client's system is to AVOID data loss. Yeah, RRR means you can treat all repairs the same, so it's faster and easier for the tech (and likely the better course in some corporate environments), but it sure is not my idea of good customer service for a personal system.

      I've only done an RRR on ONE client's system (and *never* on one of my own), and then only because it was a used box with a lot of issues; I could have salvaged it, but that wasn't a wise course due to HD corruption, and the client agreed that he'd prefer a fresh start. (I *did* save all his own programs and documents.)

      BTW, if you haven't seen WinDriverBackup, it sure does make life easier. Free personal and inexpensive pro versions available from jermar.com. (Doesn't like older Win95 setups much, but otherwise works great.)

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    35. Re:certification? by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      The majority of the time, consumers have borked thier installation. When the computer no longer boots, what do you do? While there are many things that can fix software, there are also many times that a Reinstall is required. This is even worse when you have to do it over the phone.

      Take for instance, the computer has many glitches. All hardware tests fine. A clean imaged drive works fine. The customer insists on installing 5 year old printers on the computer that is running XP. They have Kazaa, and whatever else on there. regardless of what you do, they are going to bork it again.

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    36. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      True -- and that's when after I get everything cleaned up, I explain to them that if they do Such Bad Things to their computer, it IS going to break again, and it will cost them money to re-fix it. If they don't like spending money on a regular basis, they stop doing Such Bad Things to their hapless box. If they don't mind paying me to regularly unbork it -- well, that's their choice.

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    37. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      When best effort isn't even made, it gives other technicians a bad name.

      And when did I ever say that I wasn't making things perfectly clear? How often are you 100% sure that you have removed every trace of a virus? How about every nasty little line in the registry? What about every single character in a config file?

      Let me turn this around; You give technicians like ME a bad name. Your approach leads people to think that techs like to sit on their hands for days while nothing happens, and then when other problems creep up, we obviously didn't do our jobs right.

      When you tell these people that they will just have to grin and bear through re-installing all of their applications and re-configuring the settings it took them months to learn they could change in the first place - many of them will believe you. Why? Because they have no choice.

      This is laughably stupid. I have never told anyone they would have to "grin and bear it." And I resent the implication that I would ever leave anyone in such a position. I don't know what kind of unscrupulous character you may have, but when I do RRR someone's machine, I make damned sure that it is working normally. Why? For the simple reason that if they could do this on their own, they wouldn't bring it to me in the first place.

      As for their options, I describe to them in plain terms exactly whats wrong, and present them with their options. Again, I cannot say what sort of people you are dealing with, or if you have any communication skills whatsoever, but I let my customers know what is wrong with their machines in a language they can understand.

      It's your duty to give them the choice; to service their computer properly and professionally, or at the very least to inform them that they have a choice

      Maybe if you had actually read a thing I had said up to this point, you would see that this is exactly what I am saying. Good Lord, man, at what point did I say this was a valid first option? At what point did I ever say I never gave them a choice? When did I ever say "RRR is the way to go every time, no matter what the problem."? When did I ever suggest that I did anything else?

      Takes deep breath

      Okay, let me try this one more time. RRR should not, would not, and could not be the first solution in the hands of any competent tech. Absolutely, I agree with you 100%. Customers have a right to all of the facts before they make a decision. Again, I think we're on the same ground here, right? Okay, let me address what I think is the source of miscommunication here... (pardon me for quoting myself).

      Lets face it, on the common place windows system, 9 times out of 10 the simplest solution is the 3 "r's"; Re-partition, re-format, re-install.

      I stand by this. Do I agree that it is the BEST solution 9 times out of ten? A resounding HELL NO is in order. BUT you cannot deny the fact that there are a lot of shops that DO this. And worse.

      By simplest, I just mean that a lot of the shops in my area have a tendency to take a quick look at the machine, if they can't fix in 15 minutes, they proceed to reformat. Why? It is simple for them. It takes them less time, and it gives them the opportunity to make more money ("No, sorry, windows works, it'll be another 30$ to reload drivers."). That's all I'm saying.

      And maybe you're right. Maybe the masses have ben so brainwashed that they take for granted that reformating is best. Maybe they equate quick with best. I don't know, that's a bit beyond me... but all I was trying to get at is:

      1) How many auto mechanics do the same thing?

      2) How has requiring certification prevented mechanics from doing this.

      There will always be people that prey upon the uninformed. Pick up the Illiad, Gilgamesh, Roshimon, The Holy Bible, whatever story form whatever ancient civilization that you want, and I think you will find that people have been doing this for ages.

      Certification will not, can not stop this. All that certification does is show that someone, somewhere, says that youb have the necessary skills required to fix &ltFill in the blank here&gt. It in no way promises that individual has a moral fibre that will hold their baser instincts in check, and prevent them from taking advantage of you.

      Another thing, does Joe User know what A+ certified means? Do they care? At the end of the day, I can have every certification in the book, decide that I'm too lazy to work, RRR everything that comes my way, and what penalty? Certification doesn't make the bad people go away. That's all I was trying to say, thank you much.

      Pretty please, with sugar on top, if you feel the need to respond, please read my original post again. I think you might then discover that we do not stand on such an uncommon ground after all.

    38. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 2
      I clean up after my own messes thank you. Why RRR? It's quicker and gets the computer back to the customer faster.

      Perhaps it's faster for you, though I doubt it. Figure 15 mins to back up data. Then, it takes a minimum of 1-1.5 hours to reinstall Windows itself. Then, you have to load the drivers. This can take anywhere from 0 (in the rare case that Windows has all the drivers) to 30 minutes (having to track down drivers) to just short of forever (drivers not available, need CD, etc.). Then you have to reinstall applications or explain to the customer that they'll have to do it...I figure at least 30 mins here (updated IE + IE/Windows hotfixes, MS Office, Antivirus, etc.) with the hope that the customer has possession of all the CD's and has brought them to your shop. Now, setup their internet access and email if they use dialup...figure 15 mins to get the dial up number, username/password, import back their backed up email and address book, etc. So, at the end of 2-3 hours working time (not to mention waiting for the customer to return your calls for backup questions, username/password issues, bringing their software in, etc.), the customer has a nice fully functioning system.

      Of course, they're still going to want all the associated crap they had on there in the first place, you probably forgot to backup and restore something, and they probably didn't have the necessary disks for reinstall of some app or another.

      There's alot of issues I can track down and fix within 2-3 hours...and their computer is just like they brought it to me, except for the problem has been fixed. And I only took an hour (minimum charge). Which do you think is a better way to go?

      Not to say that a reinstall isn't warranted at times...either for technical reasons or the customer would rather start with a clean slate. In those cases, the disadvantages are somewhat inevitable, and should be explained to the customer.

      It's not the hard way...it's actually the easy way. Learn Windows, learn Google, and fix the damn thing! If you've seen the problem before, it takes 15 mins to fix it. Othertimes, it may take an hour to research and fix it, but it sure beats the hell out of a reinstall.

    39. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 2
      The majority of the time, consumers have borked thier installation. When the computer no longer boots, what do you do?

      Depends on the OS. In the ubiquitous Win9x, you boot into safe mode and troubleshoot. Start with startup files (autoexec.bat, config.sys, *.ini, etc.). Then restore the registry backup (scanreg/restore). Then move to drivers, disabling a group of them as you go (usually I've found that sound drivers are the most common problem...dunno why)-a bootlog.txt file may be of some help here. Then restore system.1st (the original registry). In 99 out of 100 cases, if you can boot Safe Mode you can boot Windows.

    40. Re:certification? by shyster · · Score: 2
      BTW, if you haven't seen WinDriverBackup, it sure does make life easier. Free personal and inexpensive pro versions available from jermar.com. (Doesn't like older Win95 setups much, but otherwise works great.)

      I hadn't seen it before, but it does look like it would make my life easier...thanks for the tip! I'm almost hoping for a reinstall tomorrow just to try it out. =)

    41. Re:certification? by starX · · Score: 2

      By easy and fast I mean a minimal effort. Again, I am not talking about myself or suggesting that this is a good practice, I am simply trying to communicate that this is what enables shops to employ low cost labor and help maximize their profits.

      Let me try to clarify yet again...

      Thesis: Certification will not improve anything because certification is not a guarantee against RR practices.

      1st Defence: Using the auto mechanic comparison presented in the original article, certification does not stop auto mechanics from performing unscrupulous practices, therefore similar mandated computer certification would not prevent similar practices in computing.

      2nd Defense: Most of the shops I have in my area hire high school kids and pay minimum wage. RRRing the machine is what the kids know (and I suspect what they are taught)n as the best catch all. The benefits of unskilled labor should be clear in this case.

      3rd Defense: People don't care how their computer is fixed, as long as they get it back post haste. While I myself do not view RRRing the machine as the best solution, when I judged that it may have been pertainent and suggested it, I am often told "that sounds best to me".

      Perhaps I am remiss in my eplanations of this, that is beyond my power to say. You've got me feeling like my back is up against the wall here, so maybe I'll track down a few of those individuals and find out if they remember what I told them.

      Now, the whole validity/invalidity of RRRing aside, do you have anything to say about the thesis of my comment?

    42. Re:certification? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      nice taking the bible out of context. ecclesiastes chapter 10 is generally about fools, wisemen, and kings.
      Actually, a far better quote is the one you neglected to read right below, Ecc 10:20 "Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber: for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter."
      So, those two quotes are not in conflict. not in context. One who is strong in faith will have little love for money, but can still realize that money is a fundamntal key to society. In fact those two quotes are both reinforcing the same ideal, that those who covet money are moving away from their faith... and should thusly not be cursed by somone looking to increase thier own faith.

    43. Re:certification? by Martigan80 · · Score: 2

      You know in Italy a mechanic needs to be certified, and it costs a heck of a lot of money. This doesn't mean they are honest though. Hell I would even venture to say the rob you more than the American ones. Could also be for the fact that in Italy it is illegal to work on you own car.

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    44. Re:certification? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Whereas with a personal computer, gods know what random things the customer does to it after your back is turned -- after all, the hapless computer's software is all instantly available to anyone who touches the keyboard. And it's truly amazing what a cat walking on the keyboard can delete.

      Certainly with Windows or other single user type systems.
      Yet plenty of people want to claim that this is a good thing...

      Whereas with a computer, if the tech messes up, it can produce a lot of inconvenience or cost a business money, but outside of medical-control situations, it's not likely to kill anyone. (And one would hope that whoever sets up mission-critical systems is exceedingly fussy about who touches the system, certified or not.)

      See USS Yorktown :)

    45. Re:certification? by mpe · · Score: 2

      The whole object of repairing a client's system is to AVOID data loss. Yeah, RRR means you can treat all repairs the same, so it's faster and easier for the tech (and likely the better course in some corporate environments), but it sure is not my idea of good customer service for a personal system.

      In a corporate environment any user data being stored on a workstation probably shouldn't have been there in the first place. Whereas SOHO users don't tend to have proper file servers.

    46. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      That's very true. After all, SOHO usually have at most a backup server (which may or may not work correctly), and home users usually have a choice of one machine. Corporate -- well, as a rule all your data are belong to your boss anyway.

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    47. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      USS Yorktown -- a case of a mission-critical system set up by someone with less than mission-critical skills. Personally I'd rank a warship right up there with a hospital, being it has even more potential for life-or-death results if it screws up. It sure as hell ain't no home computer. :)

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    48. Re:certification? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Two things, the reason that a person would replace $900 worth of quality components with a $200 WalMart computer is that if the $900 computer is over a year old then the WalMart computer is probably faster.

      The second thing is that I actually agree with you about the software bit. As long as people are using Windows on their desktops then there will be a need for folks that know how to rescue information from Windows. However, that isn't necessarily going to be the case long term. I recently replaced my home computer running Linux and reconfiguring all of my software was almost as easy as copying over my /home directory. In other words the technology is already available that would make switching machines practically painless, and I am still not convinced that in the long run we aren't going to move towards have something similar to an X Terminal in our homes. Our ISP will maintain our account and our software and we will simply have some sort of a thin client that allows us to connect to servers running our software and saving our information.

      In other words, I don't see computer repair being an important occupation 10 years from now.

    49. Re:certification? by smaug195 · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate saying this, Best Buy has that exact warranty nationwide, people just dont take them up on it.

    50. Re:certification? by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I was thinking that too. And they're usually right. Even a fairly well-maintained computer might need an updated driver, a good defragging, a new cooling fan, or other minor stuff. It's running perfectly because whatever's wrong is not causing a noticiable problem - yet.

    51. Re:certification? by stephanruby · · Score: 2
      "As one who fixes his own car, _EVERY TIME_ someone else works on it, they mess something up. If I didnt fix my own computer, I am sure I would see the same."

      How does one go about learning to fix cars? I know this is probably a dumb question to ask. I own an 89 Ford Taurus. I use its corresponding Chilton book. I can change its oil filter and I can replace some minor electrical parts, but that's as far as I've gone.

      Is there a Mueller equivalent for fixing cars? For fixing computers, the Mueller book has never let me down, and I was wondering if there was a book of the same caliber for fixing cars.

    52. Re:certification? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      I take it as a point of pride that I *fix* Windows, I do NOT reinstall it.
      The whole object of repairing a client's system is to AVOID data loss.

      Emphasis added.
      Stay away from bean counters.
      Intelligent PHBs should note that this ATTITUDE is probably the secret ingredient in actually achieving five nines reliability.

    53. Re:certification? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I think you're probably right :)

      Because of the increasing sheer volume of machines needing attention, and helped along by the proliferation of "restore-only" disks, it's become so much easier and faster to just RRR and be done with it. The side effect being that's also promoted "good enough" fixing any monkey can do, rather than "do it right" repairs requiring some real knowledge.

      Funny thing is, doing it completely right in the first place usually leads to a more lasting fix (and a happier client).

      BTW, I also hate being defeated by cranky hardware... and have found that about 90% of the time, "dead" components aren't sick at all, just confused by some driver or IRQ issue, or suffering from lack of software maintenance. It's amazing how many people buy a new machine because after a year or so the old one got "broken" -- from simply never getting a defrag or tempfile cleanup.

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    54. Re:certification? by jcast · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. That's why I hate Windows: computers should be deterministic. If it didn't work last time, it shouldn't work this time, either. I mean, it's almost like Windows has an RNG in it telling it whether to work!

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    55. Re:certification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen to Car Talk on NPR. It's mostly for fun and you don't learn much very fast, but over the years you'll learn enough to detect BS.

  3. Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by quadra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Simply because a location has gov't approval you'll assume they're qualified.. which is really harmful to the consumer. (because guess what, they're not!) We should rely on a shop's reputation built up over many years of good service to decide.

    1. Re:Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by creature · · Score: 1

      In addition, I am pretty sure that, at least in NY, there is no requirement for a service person to be educated. Shops need to be regestered with the state, but it is, basically, just a formality put in place as a method to prevent fraud. If you rip off people the state might (probably not) take the shops licence.

      This type of regulation may be good for computer repair, but not individuals. For instance, I am not A+ certified. I do not do support or service, but, through school and work experience, etc. I am more qualified to fix a computer than most A+ technicians. I don't want to get arrested for fixing someones computer without a licence when I fix a friend's office computer.

      We have enough regulations. Do we really need to make computer repair a bueracracy too?

    2. Re:Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Techs don't need to be regulated, but companies do. I am an A+ Certified technician, but not everyone at my repair shop is. The company tells customers we all are. All of my co workers and I are competant and honest, but I wish I could say the same for management at Pomeroy. They believe in taking the customers money, and nothing else. They regularly make us install used parts, and charge for them like they were new. Most of these parts come from computer junkyards, not the OEM. This is not a problem with something like a case cover, but a used hard drive might be just about to die. Many states ban auto shops from doing this. They must tell customers, and get consent before insalling any used parts. I could tell you hundreds of stories about how Pomeroy, where I work now, and Tandy, where I worked in 1999 screw the customers and the manufactureres. One example is Tandy will reimage a unit to fix corrupted software, which is not covered by warranty, and then make a warranty claim, saying they reseated a loose IDE cable. The bosses are money grabbing crooks, and if we got incentive based pay, such as a portion of the parts and labor, rather then wages, I am afraid some of us would turn into crooks, selling a motherboard, instead of a CMOS battery, a hard drive, instead of telling them to defrag, and virus scan the one we have. I am very glad I am not paid like a salesman, and thus have no reason to screw people that wayu.

    3. Re:Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I just opened my shop 2 months ago...

    4. Re:Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some companies have their employess become certified for various systems,
      Why would the government need to be the ones regulating these certificates,
      Why can't it be the companies whose programs you are using. That way if someone is screwing up their users data, they can regualte who is allowed to fix what.

    5. Re:Regulation makes it MORE difficult... by pediddle · · Score: 2

      Please, do us all a favor and get these guys busted. If you feel so strongly about it, then what's your job really worth?

  4. Not the same thing... by AlphaOne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly.

    Similarly, a hair stylist has sanitation concerns that must be met to provide a germ-free and safe environment.

    A computer technician normally troubleshoots and diagnoses systems that do not have concerns of this type.

    Granted, there are occasions when a system is critical to the functioning of a system of this type, such as elevators, but most of those functions are licensed anyway, so the technology must be certified, rather than the technician.

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    1. Re:Not the same thing... by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. These things involve health and safety hazards -- chemicals, in the case of the salon, and your brakes in the case of cars.

      Computer repair is pretty trivial, by comparison.

      What you've got in those cases might be protections in the form of implied warranties of merchantability ... I don't know what the specific equivalents for services might be, but you might want to look in the Uniform Commercial Code.

      Also, whenever I sign a freelance contract, there's often a clause in there that says something along the lines of, "the vendor (me) warrants that his services are competent" -- in other words, if I screw up completely and they can satisfy a court that I didn't really know what I was talking about from the get-go, then they don't have to pay me at all. In fact, I may owe them for what I screw up. Rather than looking for the government to pass more laws regulating independent businesses, you might want to look for more along these lines when you sign an agreement with a repair guy.

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    2. Re:Not the same thing... by MaxwellStreet · · Score: 1

      Actually, the legal certification of professionals has traditionally taken place for two different reasons.

      In the case of lawyers, doctors, and accountants - the government requires a license to ensure the practitioner's competence.

      In the case of hair stylists, auto mechanics, plumbers (I think), and other occupations with lesser educational requirements, the licensing process is there for a business license/tax revenue purpose. I suppose it may also serve the purpose of keeping out people who are only casual about cutting hair professionally.

      Government certification requirements are usually an either-or: either as a statement of competence when providing professional services - or simply as a stamp of having paid your licensing tax.

    3. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 1
      Sign language interpreters are certified and licensed, both locally (in many states) and nationwide in the US. While *some* of them may have to deal with matters of life and death, that would be a very tiny fraction of all of them. My wife worked in a high school, arguably not a likely place for life and death interpreting skills, and still had to be certified to get the job.

      I don't think safety issues are the primary thing in certifications--setting consistent professional standards usually set by the profession itself usually is the driving force behind certifications.

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    4. Re:Not the same thing... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      News flash - most teachers have to be certified, even if they don't use sign language.

    5. Re:Not the same thing... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "In the case of hair stylists, auto mechanics, plumbers ...the licensing process is there for a business license/tax revenue purpose."

      Errm...no.

      Barbers/hair stylists: They are performing on your body with sharp instruments, so certain levels of safety must be maintained.

      Auto Mechanics: I don't think there is necessarily a government requirement that mechanics be certified. The certs you see on the wall are by a private organization, and they are good things, but not government mandated unless doing certain work: yearly state inspections or emissions inspections.

      Plumbers: Public health, end of story. Licensing is to protect the public utilities and prevent leaking gas lines, cholera, dysentery, and other nasty stuff.

      Business licensing is a wholly separate matter from professional or trade licensing.

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    6. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There you go. Again, not a profession where safety mandates certification. BTW, a sign language interpreter in a classroom is not a teacher. They translate what the teacher says for deaf students.

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    7. Re:Not the same thing... by MaxwellStreet · · Score: 1

      Erm, no.

      I'm not saying that these jobs don't carry some sort of public health risk -

      But I'm speaking from experience. At least here in the state of Illinois.

      And any accounting or business law text will tell you essentially what I did.

      It'll take more than your hand-waving explanation to convince me that you're right.

    8. Re:Not the same thing... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      the licensing process is there for a business license/tax revenue purpose

      i would love to see some backing to that statement! these "licenses" are there to protect the common public. i lived with a cosmotology student and there is not much casual about it, intense targeted training. pluming seems fairly straitforward but i'm sure there's more to it than meets the eye. i've done some light electrical work, and let me tell you that certification is more than a business license/tax revenue.

      typically anyone can apply for and get a general business license for around 35$ IIRC. a licensed electrician does not need a business license (most probably don't), and i certainly wouldn't want to pay someone 65$/hr for someone to wire up some lights in my house to someone who's got a license for tax/business purposes...

      is it Friday yet?

    9. Re:Not the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the case of hair stylists, auto mechanics, plumbers (I think), and other occupations with lesser educational requirements, the licensing process is there for a business license/tax revenue purpose

      1. Licensing of hair stylists is a public safety issue. Head lice, ring worm, and scabies are a few of the dangers of inadequate concern for proper hygene of hair styling equipment.
      2. Licensing of plumbers (and electricians) is also a public safety issue. The local government has a vested issue in certain trades not having any public impact. (Imagine if your plumbing fed your sewage into the water supply pipe for your neighbors. Imagine your house burning down all your neighbor's houses because of bad wiring.)
      3. To my knowledge few governments require a license for automobile repairs.
      4. In many (most?) states, any business is required to pay a franchise tax in order to operate. Additional licensing is not needed to drive revenue.

    10. Re:Not the same thing... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      I should have pointed this out in my first post...the interpreter has to be licensed for the same reasons that teachers do - strong teacher unions. You can't get the job without a teaching certificate. You can't get the certificate without a heavy dose of education courses in college. The certification is a barrier to entry to the profession, making it hard for education administrators to replace teachers.

      Teacher certifications are driven by politics (union lobbyists paid by teachers) rather than safety issues.

    11. Re:Not the same thing... by nolife · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe the ASE (the main auto cert system) has their best interests in mind when they offer their certifications. If they can impress on the public that having their certs makes a difference then the public will look for those certs. Techs and businesses now have to have a program in place to get those certs to meet the publics demands. Not many of the ASE certs are even remotely related to safety, okay, maybe the brakes but the braking system is not complex by any means. State run vehicle inspection mechanics do not have to be ASE certified, they have to be certified from the state, it is not hard test. Remembering the states or regions requirements and specifications is 95% of the test. IMHO, the ASE certs are a solution to a problem that did not exist. There was never an outbreak of saftey issues from non certified mechanics that this system was needed. Understanding all of the automotive systems from various companies is no easy task, specilized training is definately a plus and experience is a must but the claim that certs are required for safety if FUD.

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    12. Re:Not the same thing... by JonWan · · Score: 2

      An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly.


      Where does this happen? I was a line mechanic for 20 years, I never was "certified" by anyone. Plumbers and barbers are licensed by the states to generate revenue more that to certify. At my videostore we make pizzas, we have to be inspected by the health dept. and issued a permit. That costs us $200.00, now the state has decided we need a person to be certified in food handeling that will cost another $79.00 to take the test.

      When I worked as a mechanic my boss hired a kid fresh out of school. He had at least 20 certifications, the poor guy couldn't do anything with out $20,000 worth of test equipment. We worked on a commission of 60%, this guy couldn't make $100.00 per week because he was only ceritfied to use equipment that most shops won't have. One time, I watched him try to remove the lugnuts from an old Dodge for 15 minutes until I felt sorry for him and told him they were lefthanded threads. He had never seen a left hand lugnut before. Certification my ass.

      If it's required by law it's more of a tax than anything else.

    13. Re:Not the same thing... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IN the south, especially Kentucky, teaching schools has been a nepotism job for the county judge's idiot cousin, and requiring certifications has been the only way to fix that. A problem now is that people who major in education, take only that, and don't have to study the subjects they will be teaching. This is a problem in science and math more than any other subjects.

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    14. Re:Not the same thing... by josquint · · Score: 2

      That's one of the things I thought of when writing the article.

      And your point about the critical systems is well taken, but what about critical data? Data is one of the most vulnerable things when a tech does a diagnostic, which can cost a company much $$ or even be a saftey issue(medical records, etc).

      Just a thought though...

    15. Re:Not the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teachers are state employees. It makes sense for the states to set standards for who they hire to do a job. Requiring certifications is one way of making sure potential teachers meet those standards.
      Without certification requirements there would be schools who would just hire anyone, however unqualified, in order to fill the classrooms.

    16. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 2

      Given that my wife had to be certified even for the job she was working when she *didn't* belong to a union, I think you're projecting your dislike of unions onto this issue unnecessarily.

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    17. Re:Not the same thing... by elmegil · · Score: 2

      And I suppose I should add that there are other jobs that she could do as a sign interpreter that also require her to be certified without requiring her to join a union, and without her doing educational interpreting.

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    18. Re:Not the same thing... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

      He mentions both of these, incidently.

      There may not be safety issues to the consumer to consider when working on their machines, but there are safety issues to consider to the machine itself. Very easy to needlessly fry a board with static, or spill Pepsi in a power supply, etc.

    19. Re:Not the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where in the great history of humanity is it written that people have to be total assholes when someone does not know something?

      Christ, I am so fucking sick of people whining that other people are sooooo stupid. If you think they are stupid, then TEACH THEM!!! Help them become better people.

      And I'd bet you 20 bucks, right here and now, that they'd teach you a thing or two as well.

      Asshole.

    20. Re:Not the same thing... by bokmann · · Score: 2

      Considering the analogy to car repair, how about we issue 'driver's licenses' for computers?

      "I'm sorry sir, you cannot use this computer; you were too stupid to pass the test."

      Seems like a fair exchange to me... we certify the people working on the computers when we license those who use them.

    21. Re:Not the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't possibly be the only people who are so sick of every slow-witted simpleton that thinks that they can legislate their way out of their own laziness, ignorance, incompetence, stupidity, and total lack of personal responsibility.Anyway, here are a couple true/false questions for your test:

      1.) Any M$ OS is worth the cost of the media used to store it.
      2.) Macs are powerful machines.
      3.) DMCA stimulates competition and promotes innovation.
      4.) DeCSS is evil and will ultimately send all the rich movie executives to the poor house if not stopped immediately.
      5.) James Hetfield isn't a money grubbing hypocrit, and deserves to be a millionaire for only knowing how to play three power chords really fast.
      6.) Senator Hollings is not only a patriot, but a model of impeccable integrity.
      7.) GWB's economic plan will in no way solely benefit the rich while shafting the remaining 95% of country with a broken beer bottle, and is the only way out of our current economic troubles.
      8.) Despite the fact that at least 90% of all pot smoked in the US is grown in the US (usually within 100 miles of the consumer), and sold by American citizens, drug money, not tax dollars, fund the world's most brutal dictators and terrorists.
      9.) Secrecy of encryption algorithms enhance their security.
      10.) Goverment certification programs lead to increase competence and accountability of businesses, and not just another avenue for the government to inflict beauracracy, taxes, and elimination of personal freedoms.

      BTW If anyone who read my drivel was dumb enough to answer true to any of the above, please feel free to take advantage of your second amendment rights to purchase a gun, so that you can then go home shoot any children you may have, the spouse who was retarded enough to give them to you, and then yourself, because quite frankly, this world would be a much better place without simian imbecile like you.

    22. Re:Not the same thing... by mpe · · Score: 2

      When I worked as a mechanic my boss hired a kid fresh out of school. He had at least 20 certifications, the poor guy couldn't do anything with out $20,000 worth of test equipment. We worked on a commission of 60%, this guy couldn't make $100.00 per week because he was only ceritfied to use equipment that most shops won't have. One time, I watched him try to remove the lugnuts from an old Dodge for 15 minutes until I felt sorry for him and told him they were lefthanded threads. He had never seen a left hand lugnut before. Certification my ass.

      He never though to try turning them the other way. Sounds like he failed his certificate for initutive.

    23. Re:Not the same thing... by JonWan · · Score: 1

      Hmmm a troll maybe? Oh well....

      It has nothing to do with being stupid. It is the fact that a certification isn't worth anything. The wheel stud had a "L" stamped in the end of it. If he had been taught to think instead of memorizing uesless data that can be looked up in a manuel he wouldn't have had as many problems. He never learned how to put 2 and 2 together and come up with 4.

      As to TEACHing him it's not my job to spend time teaching him how to do a job he said he could do. I worked on a staight commission, if I didn't have a work order I didn't make any money. If he had offered to pay me I would have been glad to teach him, but I had to make a living.

      As far as teaching me, I'd bet he could have taught me how to run that $20,000 Sun Scope. The one in my school was mostly unused because my teacher thought you should be able to get along with out it. Now days the computer systems on most cars can be read with a simple handheld box that tells you things like, "#4 sparkplug needs replacing". Most mechanics are now just parts replacers.

      And yes I can be an asshole sometimes, it tends to happen when you pass 40.

  5. A+ certified people are the dumbest of the field.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A+ certified people are the dumbest of the field..

    Certifications are a waste, since only the unskilled seem to go after them.

    Look at MCSE MCSA and A+

  6. sounds like a great idea by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    Are you sick of having techs who only got thier job through someone they know, not what they know?

    Good slogan for it :P

    1. Re:sounds like a great idea by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      but i know lots of techs who do know their stuff, but don't have certs, and in a job interview, i'm going to look more for the canidate who is able to demonstrate their knowledge through questions and answers, then the person who says, "i know all this, i have my A+, my MCSE, why are you asking me these questions?".

  7. Nope by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally I'm against any kind of legal controls on business unless there is a huge case that those controls are necessary (not nice to have).

    The things I see in the cases above are people who make bad choices and ignore the simplest of common sense when hiring someone to do any kind of work.

    This would just add costs to those who want to do the work- which would get passed on to the customer and drive out the little guy who doesn't have the time or money to get a 'license' to fix computers.

    Not to mention the possible legal hassles for helping someone out.

    Nope.

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    1. Re:Nope by ManUMan · · Score: 1

      One also sees that there have not been mandated certification because of the lack of unions. Many of the fields that require certification are also fields where the labor is organized. If computer repair persons were organized into a union, I bet the requirements for certification would not be far behind.

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    2. Re:Nope by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      That's a good point. And unions are the same way in my book- I'm not for them unless they are necessary. (I was a member of UFCW for many years because w/out the union my job wouldn't have been worth crap)

      Others have put it better than I did- licenses are good when lives are at stake, they are also anti-competitive. I think that this is mostly what this kind of license would do.

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    3. Re:Nope by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, as soon as computer repair becomes a racket then you will undoubtedly see both unionization and certification.

      Basically mandated government certification usually happens not because of public safety. Heck, look at the examples of automotive repair and beauty salons. There are plenty of auto mechanics that are incompetent, and piles more that are plain dishonest. And there are plenty of incompetent beauty school grads as well. That's why when your car is busted or you need a haircut you ask people you trust for a recommendation. Anyone who has ever had a mechanic screw up their car or gotten a bad haircut knows that the certification doesn't really mean anything.

      What certification and unionization do accomplish, however, is that they raise the barrier to enter the profession. The folks that already do this type of work would just as soon not have any new competition, so they make it difficult to enter the business. Whether this is good or not depends on your point of view.

      Not that it matters in the case of computer repair. Computer repair is a dying business anyhow. When you can purchase a new computer for $200 from walmart.com why would you bother repairing your old machine? In a few years the only people interested in repairing old computers will be the type of people that fix toasters and vacuum cleaners for fun. Adding certification and unionization to the mix will only make computer repair more expensive and accelerate the rush towards replacing instead of repairing.

    4. Re:Nope by MikeFM · · Score: 2

      Also a good many repairs are done by the neighborhood 14yo genius that more than likely won't have anyc erts but can be quite good at doing the same work for much less.. also providing them with good experience they could not otherwise get. Computers is a great field because it is so unregulated and is really open to anyone. I wouldn't want to ruin that.

      Also computer certifications often mean squat. By the time somethoing is dated enough to be certified it's outdated and most the tests are poorly designed and implemented. As always the best certification is the word of mouth recommendation. It doesn't hurt to ask what experience they have, look for certifications, etc but all that means little to a solid llist of clients that give them high marks.

      It's also been my experience that in computer work crooked experts is more of a problem than stupid ones. They tend to overprice, switch the quality advertised part for cheap knockoffs, steal hardware/software, etc.

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    5. Re:Nope by bshanks · · Score: 1

      yes, i agree

    6. Re:Nope by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately constantly replacing instead of repairing or recycling has turned us into a disposable society of sorts. It definitely shows in our landfills. If people just tossed out their computers instead of repairing them (and you know a majority of people will just toss them in the municipal waste bin), there would be a lot more lead making its way into landfills, which could contaminate drinking water, waste petroleum (used to make the plastic), and so on. No, what we really need, is more efficient repair and recycling methods, so that it costs less to recycle than it does to replace.

      It's too bad we can't invent time machines 30 years from now, when the environment is all screwed over, and come back to the present and kick the butts of the people encouraging mass pollution.

    7. Re:Nope by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      I agree that this is a major problem. However, I think that (for computers anyway) it is a problem that is likely to be solved in the near term.

      Pretty soon computers will become just another appliance. What people will really want out of their home computer is a way to access the Internet. Instead of spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on computers that become obsolete overnight they will instead buy some kind of brainless thin client whatsit that will allow them to access software and information on someone else's server. Instead of maintaining their own machine they will get a computer bill (probably instead of a cable bill and a phone bill) and someone else will do most of the administration.

      In today's terms you will have an X Terminal and you will pay to connect to your ISP's servers (where your software and information will reside).

      Instead of the constant pressure to upgrade your PC we would be faced with something similar to the much smaller pressure that we currently face to upgrade our television. Sure we still throw away a lot of television sets, and we would still have to update servers, but that will be a much smaller problem then dealing with the ever expanding waste of disposing of the PCs that everyone would have to continualy upgrade. In the future when you want more computing power all you will have to do is call up your ISP and ask for more CPU time (or whatever).

      It's just a matter of time.

    8. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We will not see unionization in the computer repair field for several simply reasons.

      Unions stress length of service over skill, or talent. If you get a new guy in the shop who not only has the alphabet soup of certs, but who also knows what he is doing. Union rules will prevent him from making more money that the guy who specialized in 386 machines and will not touch anything newer.

    9. Re:Nope by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Until everyone has a t1 to thier home, that is not going to happen. More likely, we will just see longer upgrade cycles. We are already seeing this. People's machines are not ranging from 300mhz to 3Ghz (work with me here folks). When you start breaking over 500mhz the need for new is just not there unless you are playing the latest games.

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    10. Re:Nope by trcooper · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      This guy is probably just getting undercut by someone who doesn't have A+ certification and does just as good of a job. And he's pissed that he paid for a worthless certificate.

      I can do a better job than most people with A+ certification. And I can assure you that I've cleaned up messes from plenty of people with plenty of certifications. The training I recieved, basically working in a journeyman enviroment, was far more valueable than any certification test.

    11. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually more sick of people with degrees that don't know anything about the real-world IT field getting a job over me, who has a lot of experience and no degree.

  8. a+ makes you proficient? by dubbreak · · Score: 1

    experience is the big thing in computers.. although if you have had experience then passing a+ is no proplem, course just because someone is a+ certified doesn't mean i trust them to fix my computer.. if i had a problem with my computer i couldn't fix myself i'd want someone with a little more than a+.. i'd say a+ should be the minmal requirement for the idiots at circuit city and futureshop that defrag yuor harddrive for $40.. it's time to raise the bar.

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    1. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by zaqattack911 · · Score: 2

      I totally agree.

      I can't help but snicker everytime I see some punk bragging about A+ (or even MSCE).

      It's more of a trap so dumb people end up spending money on a certificate that they beleive will land them more jobs.

      Even more annoying is management usually falls for it.

    2. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by ManUMan · · Score: 1

      I worked for almost three years in a repair shop. I agree that experience is the best way to learn about these types of things. More than that, I leared more by being apprenticed to the head tech then I would have learned by attending classes.

      The problem is that it is hard to really quantify the amount of experience one has with computer hardware. Some people seem to have more inate talent for troubleshooting systems then others. For instance some of the techs I worked with were as clueless after 4 months as they were at the begining. Others picked things up quickly.

      All of that to say that our senario where junior techs were apprenticed to senior techs worked well. It was effecient as we could always ask questions and it also made the environment more fun to work in. I never picked up an a+ certification and even though I continue to repair hardware I am not interested in aquiring the certification since it won't help me in my current job situation.

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    3. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

      "Even more annoying is management usually falls for it."

      This is the main reason why many people do get these certifications. I know that's why I got mine...not because I wanted to brag about it, but because I wanted a raise. Conversation went something like this:

      Me: More money please.
      PHB: Got MCSE?
      Me: No, will it get me mo' money?
      PHB: Yes.
      Me: Done.

      Let's be real, if it will get you a job or a raise, most people will do it, even if you're bored stupid with the course/study material.

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    4. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that a little unfair? It's 39.95.

    5. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by afidel · · Score: 2

      they believe will land them more jobs

      Well as cruddy as a cert as it is my MCSE NT4 did get me my first real job (real being not in a retail establishment). I talked to both the recruiter and the hiring manager and they both said what put me over the top of other candidates was the cert. So I have my MCSE to thank for a job that with almost no "real world" experience got me a $50,000/year job in the midwest.

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    6. Re:a+ makes you proficient? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, that is why I am getting certifications. It is a gaurany=teed(sp?) raise where I work.

  9. Good/Bad by DSL-Admin · · Score: 1

    I think it's a double edged sword.. Being Certified doesn't mean you can do it. I once had an MCSE ask me what port Telnet ran on. Not Being Certified doesn't mean you're an idiot. I've seen people blow away cert's and not have a single cert themselves. I would think for it to mean anything, a whole new system would need to be devised. Good Idea though, I see too many people that don't know their job (and lie to customers), and make more money than me.

    1. Re:Good/Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Is an MCSE supposed to be a walking /etc/services file? I used to troubleshoot webservers and e-mail systems on a daily basis, and I can tell you what port SMTP, POP3, and HTTP are (usually) run on, but after 15 years of daily telnet use I still don't know what by heart what port telnet is on.. is it port 22, or is that SSH? Maybe it's 21? No, I think that's one of the ports for FTP or something. My point? Fuck you, Mr. "DSL-Admin"

    2. Re:Good/Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is it port 22, or is that SSH? Maybe it's 21? No, I think that's one of the ports for FTP or something. My point? Fuck you, Mr. "DSL-Admin"

      Yes, 22 is SSH. 21 is FTP (so is 20, btw).

      You must be some kind of fscking idiot. Or an MSCE.

    3. Re:Good/Bad by DSL-Admin · · Score: 1

      Actually If you ARE an MCSE, you should be able to recall the port of a common service such as Telnet w/o having to look it up. What if you need to do PAT or NAT or Filtering by port... You have to stop to look it up everytime, you should also know whether or not it's TCP or UDP, of if it's its own protocol like AH, or ESP, or ICMP, or such.. damn dude, don't be so offended.

    4. Re:Good/Bad by styrotech · · Score: 2

      Being Certified doesn't mean you can do it. I once had an MCSE ask me what port Telnet ran on.

      Isn't that a bit like a unix only admin not knowing what port MS Terminal Services works on?

      For an average MS admin, not knowing the telnet port would have zero effect on their ability to do their job - it's effectively only general knowledge to them (like a unix admin knowing about MS stuff).

      I'm not claiming they wouldn't be a closed minded moron, but it's not generally something they would have to know to do their job.

    5. Re:Good/Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Is an MCSE supposed to be a walking /etc/services file? I used to troubleshoot webservers and e-mail systems on a daily basis, and I can tell you what port SMTP, POP3, and HTTP are (usually) run on, but after 15 years of daily telnet use I still don't know what by heart what port telnet is on.. is it port 22, or is that SSH? Maybe it's 21? No, I think that's one of the ports for FTP or something. My point? Fuck you, Mr. "DSL-Admin"

      You are a fuckin' idiot. How can someone not know what port telnet runs on? Fuckin' asshat bitchhole
      .

    6. Re:Good/Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm A+ and CCNA certified, and I couldn't remember what port telnet ran on. I rarely use telnet. I know that I knew it when I studied for the tests, but damned if I do now. It's unfair to characterize this guy as an idiot. I mean, most people probably couldn't remember everything that was on their drivers license exam. If they guy had been using telnet regularly for six years and still couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight, then you can call him an idiot.

    7. Re:Good/Bad by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Telent is a service on Windows. MS Terminal Service is not available on any version of Unix-like OSes that I am familiar with.

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    8. Re:Good/Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telnet is not typically (to the best of my knowledge) used to remote admin Windows computers. The MCSE was probably more likely to know about Remote Desktop, VNC or whatever equivalent.

    9. Re:Good/Bad by AlephZero · · Score: 1

      Using both hands or is one holding the flashlight?

  10. Yeah.. Like MCSE would mean something? by TheCeltic · · Score: 1

    I have my MCSE (and CCNA, and Solaris) Certification. Requiring a certificate doesn't ensure quality in any industry... especially computers. Just like the large number of "bad" mechanics, "certified" professionals in the PC world don't allow us to filter the "wheat from the chaff"... only good judgement does.

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    1. Re:Yeah.. Like MCSE would mean something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that you felt like you had to qualify your MCSE by telling us that you also have a CCNA & Solaris.

    2. Re:Yeah.. Like MCSE would mean something? by TheCeltic · · Score: 1

      exactly... the MCSE means less than nothing..

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  11. Why Mandated? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    Why can't it be voluntary, and the consumer can decide if they want to use a certified/licensed one and pay the $ or a cheaper unlicensed one? Because the consumers are mostly idiots?

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    1. Re:Why Mandated? by jmorris42 · · Score: 2

      > Because the consumers are mostly idiots?

      You just hit the prime idea behind the Democratic party. The "People" are idiots and WE, the anointed few will take care of them. That is where most regulation of this sort comes from. People are too stupid to check with friends, call the BBB or know which certs hanging on a wall are worth the paper they are printed on. So WE will decide and require anyone wanting to enter a profession to obtain OUR preferred cert, pay for a license from OUR bloated govt machine (to pay for US to think for you).

      And 'the People' are not just stupid, they are wicked narrowminded brutes also, so WE will take their excess cash (WE decide what is excess of course) and will do noble enlightened things with it.

      Really the same mindset as Valenti & Rosen assuming everyone except them is a thief, so they demand TCPA and such to protect themselves from the rabble.

      And no, this post isnt't a troll, just in an extra cynical mood today.

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  12. Whose certificates shall be accepted? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

    I'm gonna ramble a bit here...

    Should we have a congolmerate authority?
    Or perhaps a list of accepted certs?
    Or one cert to rule them all...?
    Will there be a hierarchy or certs (my cert is better than your cert.)

    In the end you may open up a can o' worms. But some regulation is needed, yes. How about a union? (but I don't want to pay dues, cuz that sux, so perhaps that's out as well.) I'd also like to see a unified pricing code as well.

    1. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a union? (but I don't want to pay dues, cuz that sux, so perhaps that's out as well.)

      So you freely admit you want something for nothing? It's ridiculous how people these days just expect things to get better at no cost to them.

    2. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by swb · · Score: 2

      I posted in another thread about unionizing tech workers that one thing it might be good for is promoting an independently verified skilled workforce, the way it is done for other skilled trades like electricians.

      Businesses may say "We can hire non-union talent, but we roll the dice. Hiring a union guy gets us someone guaranteed to know what they're doing."

      I'd think of a tech union more like a competitive school with unlimited enrollment; you have to *prove* you're good to get membership.

    3. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by Blackneto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Guild!
      The word I think we are all looking for is Tech Guilds. Now if we can just hire some thugs to enforce things...

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    4. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I don't want to pay dues, cuz that sux

      Have you ever belonged to a union? I did. I was a journeyman meatcutter making about $750.00 a week after taxes and roughly $4.00 of that went to union dues. All the bitching people do about union dues is usually out of ignorance and FUD spread by big business fatcats.

    5. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about any kind of organization. We'd be having M$ and their cronies monopolizing the whole thing, and they would make it hard for *nix companies to get recognized.

    6. Re:Whose certificates shall be accepted? by Stoptional · · Score: 1

      I think if you look at the history of unions objectively (did I just say that? On slashdot? nahhhhh) you'll see that they had their time and place. They are responsible for a great deal of good and promoted the "idea" of workers as humans desrving of respect.

      However (and you knew there was a however coming didn't you?) their time has come and gone. I know you americans are quite enamoured of unions even yet, I mean, after all, you invented them, but it's true.

      They are now doing more harm than good. I don't know what model should replace unions but I do know that the time has come to seriously discuss it. Before someone starts chopping off heads and allowing you "to eat cake".

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  13. All you need is your A+ and Network Security certs by isa-kuruption · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the gov't is going to require certification, all you need is your A+ and Network Security certs. You know how "advanced" the A+ is with all of it's DOS and Windows 3.1 questions.

    Anyone who passes these tests is definately qualified to repair my computer running my favorite flavor of *BSD or Linux!

  14. WELL, by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I dont think the actual maintainance needs regulation as much as customer service in general - for all industries.

    Frys for example has horrendous levels of bad/returned equipment (because the purchase and resell refurbs and returns and bad equipment side-by-side at the same prices as real brand new equipment) and they tend to have very very poor customer service.

    I would rather have a level of customer service that should be expected from any and all customers - maybe even regulating the return/exchange policies....

    If all companies were required to have their customer service entities live of to an expected level of performance/satisfaction it would do wonders for trust and consumer satisfaction in general.

    I cannot tell you how angry it makes me when I deal with difficult, deceptive or rude customer service agents.

    1. Re:WELL, by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      If all companies were required to have their customer service entities live of to an expected level of performance/satisfaction it would do wonders for trust and consumer satisfaction in general.

      When we go back to 20% unemployment you'll have great customer service. Because that employee won't want to risk their job by pissing off a customer. Right now you get fired from Best Buy you can get another job in just about any retail joint you want.

      And if it pisses you off, then vote with your wallet and stop doing business with them. Been there, done that. Stores have lost my business for years because of bad customer service.

    2. Re:WELL, by looseBits · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you say free market. I know Fry's has horrible customer service and I know there is a good chance I'll end up with defective hardware but if I need an IDE cable and I don't want to wait a week for UPS, Fry's is where I'll go.

      The market is what regulates customer service as it should be. One company's business model may be selling a superior product with excelent service at a primium price, another retailer should be able to go the other way. It's up to the consumer to decide which best suits them. Instead of talking about more regulation, we should talk about more consumer education. Consumers need to know where they can go to get information on a company's quality of service and let them make their mind up for themselves. I don't want to pay for Fry's to hire expeirenced people to help me find the hardware I need- I know what hardware I need.

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    3. Re:WELL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the computer-literate community is already dealing with this quite well. I bet sites like resellerratings.com have really improved the level of customer service accross the board. In the end, I think more consumer information is the way to go.. rather than someone else trying to regulate it.

    4. Re:WELL, by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      You already have the ability to make sure customer service meets a minimum acceptable level; it's your wallet. If you get shitty customer service from a company, don't do business with them anymore.

      I can't imagine how government regulation of customer service would be beneficial to the consumer.

  15. Do you really want an MCSE fixing your computer? by danlyke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think about it: Do you really want an MCSE fixing your computer? Licensing mandates a certain minimum competency, but in practice it means that all people fixing computers operate at that minimum competency. And you know that the big players like CompUSA are going to get involved in the licensing process in a way that makes their employees get the certification easier than independents.

    Even if it means I have to be an informed consumer, I'd much rather have choice and make my own decisions. With choice there will be reasons for the good people to stay in the field.

  16. big government sucks ass by cmark · · Score: 1

    No damn way do you want government regulation involved in fixing a computer!!!!
    Give me a damn break, any idiot can follow the instructions to build a computer usually easier than putting together that cheap furniure you buy at Target.
    Fixing some software problem will rarely if ever harm the hardware so protecting your investment is silly, and if you did your damn backups you should have nothing to lose.
    And as computers become ubiquitus where would it stop??? I can just see it now, mother sues her son billy for working on the toaster without a license!

    1. Re:big government sucks ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dropped your tinfoil hat.

    2. Re:big government sucks ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanx. I was wondering why I couldn't hear and see the zetas any more. They were just about to show me the secret proof the US govt had concerning Iraqi WMDs.

    3. Re:big government sucks ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah,yes...of course...
      opposed to big govt paper-pushers getting their fingers into every aspect of your life = nutball

      riiiiiight...

      lick boot,slave

  17. The difference is criticalness by Pyromage · · Score: 2

    In your car, it is critical that your car be fixed properly. If it is not, it may explode and kill you and your family.

    As you mentioned for the salon also, there are safety implications. Chemicals used wrong could hurt you. Tanning beds could have severe consequences.

    Now, your computer won't explode and kill you're family. You're keyboard won't start glowing and irradiate you and give you cancer, like a tanning bed can easily.

    A mechanic must do his job right or else you may die. If I screw up your computer, you may lose information. You may not be able to forward chain letters. You may not be able to talk to Aunt Millie on AIM.

    But you won't *DIE*. That's a massive difference that should be recognized.

    1. Re:The difference is criticalness by patter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, your computer won't explode and kill you're family. You're keyboard won't start glowing and irradiate you and give you cancer, like a tanning bed can easily.

      Well, maybe not true. This is my second (maybe third?) career. My first career was working in Insurance (property adjuster).

      Of the 70 or so fire claims I was involved in, 2 were due to computer component malfunctions.

      Clearly computers are much lower risk than cars, but there is still potential for damage there. Sure in this world of 'throw away the old one, and plug in a new one' most of that doesn't relate to the tech (our two were monitors frying - I think both from the same company ;)), but it could. If techs who have no good business mucking about inside power supplies are doing it, government involvement could become the case.

      My personal vote is to do what accountants/lawyers have done, a self-regulation scheme. Believe me, we DON'T want the government involved in this. It will be run by people that don't know the difference between Linux/Windows etc, or even what the certifications mean. They'll impose stupid requirements and do more harm than good.

      My father is an insurance adjuster also, they eventually had government regulators step in to regulate them. He's been doing his job since before I was born (I'm in my mid 30's), and is well respected by his peers as a competent and informed adjuster -- in fact, some of the younger ones often call him for advice.

      Unfortunately, because of years of experience but no 'formal education', the regulatory body decided to downgrade his license level. The courses, which I started taking are relatively useless to someone who has that many years of experience. I was bored and just started in that industry.

      It would be good in a way if we could certify all of IT on our own. Also, smaller businesses could pool together to get liability insurance (getting sued even if you're innocent still costs thousands), which could be purchased from the professional association (pharmacists have similar schemes).

      That way, completely rogue operators could be 'disbarred' as it were, and thus increasing the standard and wage for all of us.

      It still doesn't stop kids from earning a few bucks in their spare time for college, because certification or not, there are still mechanics working from their garage 'hobbyists'. It would just mean that businesses would have some way of discerning the hobbiest from the pro.

      I'm sure we've all met the clueless MSCE (even though some of them I respect, it's not hard enough to get to really make it meaningful). If we had our own association of professionals, we could easily weed out those that can't apply the knowledge in a meaningful way.

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    2. Re:The difference is criticalness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In your car, it is critical that your car be fixed properly. If it is not, it may explode and kill you and your family.
      Actually, by far the most important reason your car be fixed properly, is that it might crash into someone else who isn't responsible for making sure it gets fixed properly.

      If you kill yourself by driving a car that you had a moron work on, that's sad and I'm sorry it happened, but it's your fault. But if you kill me with your negligently-maintained car, I'm going to be pissed and you better call GhostBusters.

      The only time I should care about your car, is when my car is on the public roads. Or when your car dumps its exhaust into our shared atmosphere. Etc. The point being, it's about other people.

  18. A+? by reaper20 · · Score: 2

    to gain customer trust (as my A+ and Network Security certificate is)

    "Certifications" like A+ are the reason our industry is plagued by morons.

    An auto mechanic cert has to be half-way decent, since lives depend on it. But as long as you can buy a computer cert from an infomercial on TV, they're worthless.

    1. Re:A+? by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      Trust me it is, I have taken an ASE mechcanic practice exam (My cousin is a now a master mechcanic, it was his practice test). I'm pretty handy around a shop, but you really have to do the job day in/day out to get a grasp on it. Of course thats why he makes $5k more than me, your lowly sysadmin/web monkey. The kicker is, he has 2 year degree as opposed to my 4 year BS that I am not using (Biology). He chuckles everytime we go to the bar and he's ordering wild turkey and I'm drinking Bud Light.

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    2. Re:A+? by jcenters · · Score: 1
      He chuckles everytime we go to the bar and he's ordering wild turkey and I'm drinking Bud Light.

      What does this prove? Auto mechanics can outdrink sysadmins? I don't think so! I've known several hard-drinking geeks in my day.

      Hell, you pretty much have to be drunk to program effectively (Or be patient enought to set-up Linux.)

      You surely can't be implying that it's because he makes more than you. It takes less liquor to get you drunk than beer. Especially watery-ass Bud Light.

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    3. Re:A+? by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      I was just saying he can afford to drink like a gentleman as opposed to my drinking like a broke ass college student most of the time. As for beer choice, its usually whats on special, disregarding Natty, Busch or Beast. A-B products are usually the most common "specials" Dollar longnecks, etc so thats what I'm stuck drinking. Now for special occasions I'll break out some 7 year beam, makers, or George Dickle TN Whiskey (Try it, its better than Jack, cheaper too), but most nights I'm drinking wattered down domestics.

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  19. Certifications already exist... but.... by Tmack · · Score: 1
    I dont think they should be required. I worked as a computer repair tech for about a year between jobs, and have never been certified. Most stuff I learned through building my computers, friends' computers, computers for work, etc, and acting as tech support for some of them. Some repair shops require certification for employment, and use it for advertising. The fact is, some of those certifications are almost a joke. Next time you're in a book store read through an A+ book. If all you know is what it requires to get a certification, you will not be a good repair tech. There is ALOT of stuff that you learn through experience that no book can teach.

    TM

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    1. Re:Certifications already exist... but.... by macshune · · Score: 1

      Yeah, experience helps to cut down on those annoying penis contests that happen often between techs. Observe:

      Dickwad A: "I have an MCSE, CCNA & A+"
      Dickwad B: "I have an A+, Network+ AND an AS degree in computer user support"

      Bystanders: STFU!

  20. Make it optional and known and they will all do it by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    I think that instead of making people display such accredidation it should be optional. BUT, there should also be some central form/way of distinguishing an accredited IT person from another. If you do this and make it known to those who will make use of their services then it is in the IT persons best interest to get and display their accredidation.

    I think this should apply to software engineers as well as system maintenance people.

    The biggest problem being that there is little centralization and validation of such accrediation, at least for software.

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  21. Nice idea... maybe by mrtorrent · · Score: 1

    This might be helpful, but a lot of little shops don't go to the trouble of coming up with "data backup procedures" and such, they just do whatever it takes. In some cases, this is good, because the employees are knowledgeable and skilled, in other cases, it's terrible, because they don't know how to do anything except buy new parts or break old ones.. In any case, requiring a certification would put a lot of people out. I'd rather see some sort of definitive/rigorous computer certification that would give customers assurance of the person's skill. The A+ certification is the only relevant one that I know of, and from what I've seen, it's a complete joke. My 10 year-old brother has breezed through a variety of A+ practice exams, and I really wouldn't trust him to fix my computer.

  22. I'd go for less regulation, and not more by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think regulating mechanics, hairdressers, or computer repairmen does much to help the public. If a "professional" doesn't know what he's doing, he's not going to be in business very long. If he makes a mistake that injures you phyiscally or financially, you can sue him.

    These sort of regulations are sold to the public as "protection." In fact, they're put in place by politicians in the pockets of established businesses to remove the lower rungs from the ladder of success for others. They make it cost that much more to get in business and compete with them.

    Try this some time. You've got a car, and you know how to drive. There are people without cars, who need to get places. Put a sign on your car that says "Taxi," drive around, and offer to take people to where they need to go for a reasonable price. Be safe, courteous, and take good care of your car. See how long it takes before the cops shut you down. There are some cities where the fees to get a taxi cab medallion are in the tens of thousands of dollars. Hairdresses may wind up spending $5000 on completely unnecessary certifications. Protecting the public? A little, maybe...protecting bigger, already established businesses from cheap competition? Oh, yeah...

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    1. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many people want to wait for an unlicensed and unregulated mechanic to cause them injury just so they can sue the mechanic to put him out of business?

      A mechanic who has been required to be licensed is garunteed to have a minimum of training that raises the safety of his work for all of his customers.

      Same goes for hairdressers and just about anyone else required to get a license.

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    2. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by Excarnate · · Score: 1

      If a "professional" doesn't know what he's doing, he's not going to be in business very long.

      This is a type of fallacy I hear on slashdot a lot.

      I live in a mid-sized city, approaching a million people in it's larger area. I had to find a plumber for a large job and there was no way for me to find out what the various reputations were. eopinions just doesn't cover the plumbers in my area :-)

      BTW, anyone who says "ask for references" is kindly invited to sit in the corner and think over what they said until the 20 watt bulb over their head lights up.

      That said, I agree with the rest of what meta-monkey said.

      Here is my tip: if you hire someone to work on your computer, put in writing what you expect. Manage expectations, it is the best you can hope for.

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    3. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by Grail · · Score: 1

      Having a certification means nothing. I've seen mechanics who are supposedly trained to diagnose the problems with my car, who in the process of attempting to figure out why my engine stutters at 3800RPM, proceed to damage the auto-choke, mess up the idle settings, and leave fan belts unmounted when starting the engine.

      Just because you've received some form of Government mandated training, doesn't mean you're going to stick to the procedures you were trained in. Just because you can pass an exam, doesn't mean you really know what you're doing.

      The only thing a certification means is that the certified person has expended the capital required to enter the market (they've overcome that barrier to entry).

      If a certified/licenced/guaranteed mechanic causes problem that affect your life or livelihood, you'll just be suing their insurance company. Being certified doesn't mean that they won't make mistakes.

      The only way to check that a mechanic is good at fixing your problem is to get them to try to fix your problem. I judge by reputation, not by certification.

    4. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      Yes, ask for references, but not from the plumber. Ask your friends and neighbors who they've used in the past. If you want to know if a certain company is a bunch of crooks, check with the better business bureau or the chamber of commerce in your area. They'll tell you if they have a lot of complaints filed against them.

      My wife and I run a small business (photography) and I can tell you, about 90% of our business is word of mouth. Sure, we have ads in the yellow pages and newspaper, but almost all the business comes because somebody asked one of our past clients who they used, and they said we did a good job. That's how I look for service people to help me, too...I ask my friends who they used.

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    5. Re:I'd go for less regulation, and not more by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      The only thing a certification means is that the certified person has expended the capital required to enter the market (they've overcome that barrier to entry).

      I agree 100%. My wife and I run a photography business. We're just outside the city limits, and thank goodness for that. Inside the city, if you want to be an artist and sell your work, you have to get a permit from the city for about $800. Now, there are no qualifications whatsoever to get this permit...after all, who can really define "art," so who can define an "artist?" Paying this money doesn't certify that you've attended any kind of art school, been in business for X amount of time, or even gotten your pottery-making merit badge. All it certifies is that you paid the city $800.

      I feel the same way about MCSEs. I have a master's degree in electrical and computer engineering and I've been considering opening up a little computer consulting biz on the side. I have some friends who have A+, MCSE, all that crap, who keep trying to tell me I can't do it because I don't have all their fancy certifications. However, these are the same idiots who call me up whenever THEIR computers break. I swear to god, one of them once asked me what a MAC address was! I think all an MCSE degree really does is certify you paid MS $700 to take a damn test.

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  23. It's important because... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There no ordinary dust bunnies in computers! They have a mean streak a mile wide and big, nasty, pointy teeth!! *Puts fingers to lips* ... Look at the bones!

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  24. Simplicity of Computer Design by BeowulfSchaeffer · · Score: 1

    Frankly, it is just not that hard to fix a hardware problem considering everything is modular. As for a software problem, well, there is always Format:c

    1. Re:Simplicity of Computer Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, if it's a Dell. But trying applying your comments to a standard "white box" and I shall slap you with my penis!

      Trouble shooting any aftermarket motherboard can be a major pain in the ass.

  25. In addition to a certificate of qualification by TerryAtWork · · Score: 5, Funny

    They ALSO need 10 stars on eBay and excellent Karma on /. !

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    1. Re:In addition to a certificate of qualification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmm...

      How many times have you seen this pattern:

      1. RETARDED COMMENT! +5 Insightful
      2. Explanation of why retarded comment is retarded - +3, max - usually posted at +2 and generally not moderated from there.
      3. three or four other posts making smaller points, but still helping to point out the general retarded nature of the comment - rated 0, or maybe 1, sometimes even 'flamebait' or 'troll'.


      Yeah, I think slashdot karma makes an EXCELLENT indicator of knowledge.
  26. "any society that requires indentification..." by Fedmahn+Kassad · · Score: 1

    how can the consumer market or the government regulate devices that it doesnt understand ? and yea i must concur with many of my fellow slashdotters when i say that ive noticed a SEVERE lack of talent and/or skill out of people with 6 certs neatly pinned to their cube wall. regulating that stuff would be wrought with corruption and pay-offs and unconscious paycheck collectors. not that it already isnt, it would just institutionalize the process, a friggin' nightmare.

  27. Scenario by CommieLib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey Jeff, could you come over and take a look at my computer?

    Sorry man, I could get in real trouble if I work on your computer. I don't have a license...

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    1. Re:Scenario by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey Jeff, could you come over and take a look at my computer?

      Sorry man, I could get in real trouble if I work on your computer. I don't have a license...

      I was against it until you pointed this out.

      This sort of idea amounts to restraint of trade, the sort of thing that IBM and Pitney Bowes and Microsoft have all been slapped for. These stupid, mandated, credentials devalue the experience and reputation of the truely competent, and do little to protect the public from the incompetent and the fraudulent. They DO help keep wages and prices up for the people who have bought the certifications.

      Still, if it lets me get out of repairing folks' computers, it might be worth it.

    2. Re:Scenario by sfe_software · · Score: 2

      Still, if it lets me get out of repairing folks' computers, it might be worth it.

      I'm sure you mean this jokingly, but consider that you can still repair your friend's car, or cut his hair, without a license. You only have to have a license if you want to do so as a business.

      Of course, after reading your comment, I'm going to start telling people that anyway. Most people would just look at you and say "oh."

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    3. Re:Scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if you are licenced or not. It does matter what you know, and if your clients trust you.

      I done LOTS of things without licence, mostly related to electricity; installation of power lines, computer networks, security systems. You can get away with the knowledge of standards, and good grip of physics.

      I also sold a lot of computer-related services, all cash, no paperwork. Survived several years this way; as a side effect, I had no worries with making a mistake in accounting, as I had none; each minute I'd waste with paperwork would be one minute less I'd learn computers.

      Was fun, and gave me enough experiences to later become an IT specialist in an international corporation.

      You don't need some stupid paperwork. You need experience points and a brain. At least until the computers won't have built-in cops and lawyers and licence sensors.

  28. Certification = idiot-detterent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently a sophomore Computer Science major at a small Univerisity, and I am constantly amazed at how many students declare a CS (and MIS) major with dollar signs in their eyes. Many of these people eek their way through classes (often times carried by their brighter classmates) and end up with the same degree that the top of the class earns. If a tough-certification process were put in place, I'd be willing to bet that half of my classmates would drop out or switch majors. Ideally, this would prevent some of the flood of tech-workers and maybe even raise salaries a bit?

    1. Re:Certification = idiot-detterent by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      Notice how you said you are still a sophomore. At my school, they weed people out with difficult classes. Usually right around sophmore/junior year. I had to take several classes more than once (even 3 times) before I got it right. I saw many people switch majors or give up college entirely, and I was close myself (but I did graduate last May).

      Maybe you haven't tried yet, but hiring doesn't take place in a vaccuum. There is an interview process. Blatantly incompetent people don't get very far, and if your interviewers can't tell the difference, you need better HR people.

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    2. Re:Certification = idiot-detterent by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

      "Blatantly incompetent people don't get very far..."

      Ever hear of the Peter Principle? "The theory that employees within an organization will advance to their highest level of competence and then be promoted to and remain at a level at which they are incompetent."

      This happens all the time.

  29. Licensing computer repairmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many licenses that are issued serve primarily to restrict entry into the field and limit competition rather than protect the public, e.g. barbers.

  30. Safety is not the only concern here... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2

    Regardless of saftey matters, some sort of licensing might be a good idea, if only to prevent people being charged outrageous prices by people who are incompetent and cause more damage than they fix

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    1. Re:Safety is not the only concern here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that they have to be charged outrageous prices by everyone regardless of their competence?

  31. won't work by wantedman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can we tell how well a computer science person is?

    Just because I do OpenGL for a living, does that make me A+ certified? Or because I cannot do Linux Admin to save my life, am I not qualified?

    Computer knowledge requires too many differnt areas of knowledge, since, by nature, they are a general purpose machine. The things that need certifications, do already, (MSIE, SUN security, Java, C++). I don't think there can be a law that requires me to be certified in computers, because ultimitly it would be a certification in many general subject that most I will never use in my Job or any job in the future I may have...(or forgotten by the time I get my new job :))

  32. Regulate, Control, Oppress, Profit by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Regulation of computer repair, ah, the possibilities...

    "Your computer doesn't support Palladium, sir, you must 'upgrade' or we'll have to notify the government."

    FATAL ERROR - THIS UNIT WAS OPENED/MODIFIED BY NON-CERTIFIED PERSONNEL

    "Oh, back in them days we just handed your server off to an available teenage nerd and charged $50/Hr for repairs. Now that all our technicians are board certified it'll be $250/Hr for repairs, but you can rest easier at night."

    UNSIGNED DRIVER INSTALLED - U.S. Department of Homeland Security has been notified, please turn yourself in to reduce expense of taxpayer dollars in tracking you down and hitting you repeatedly with a bat, you filthy terrorist!

    It's a brave new world...

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  33. The whole cert thing is about money by jj_johny · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Its about money going to the cert companies, training companies and testing companies. Which I wouldn't mind if it really meant something. These guys have pushed certs for so long just to make sure there was support for their product and to pocket a bunch of change. Does it really cost $500 per student per day to put on a class? Don't think so. Does it really cost $150 per hour to run a testing station? Don't think so.

    And the license that you need to run a business is all about money that the local government wants.

    So count me out on the added taxes hassles and overall mess.

    PS: I could I get a little off the top, trim it so the hair is off the ears and trim up the back. ;)

  34. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Certifications are a waste, since only the unskilled seem to go after them. Look at MCSE MCSA and A+"

    When I worked for DEC they had a rule, "A+ or your ass is gone." To keep a job, certs come in real handy. To get a (new) job, certs come in real handy, too. Some employers (prospective or otherwise) may not care about how long you've done something, or if you've been in the field forever, but if you have the cred to "prove it."

  35. NO! It's a fancy word for TAX by acidrain69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't feel the need to pay some govt organization for the right to call myself qualified if I am already qualified. This is just as bad as the "Microsoft Tax" of getting an MCSE or something similar. If someone makes mistakes on the job, then they answer for it like usual. Certification doesn't change that, and accidents will happen anyway.

    With the way the computer industry operates, this will just become yet ANOTHER tax. You will have to pay every so often for a piece of paper that says you are good-to-go. You are being taxed to work in this industry. Don't fall for it. It's hard enough to have to keep up with new technology, do you want to have to pay even more than you already do to keep up?

    Besides, I'm unemployed and broke. I can't afford it right now :)

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  36. certified != good (or even competent) by deadsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've taken my car to certified service centres, and been taken to the cleaners.

    I've had many bad haircuts.

    I've met lots of people who are MCSE's who are clueless.

    All the certifications mean is that someone has demonstrated to someone else that they can regurgitate material that has been laid out for them. It doesn't mean they can apply the knowledge to real world situations.

    I go to organizations that have a good reputation, I've had good experience with, or my friends/peers have had good experience with. If I have a bad experience with them, I move elsewhere.

    I like the system. It works. Sometimes I get burned, but for the most part I'm happy because I use common sense.

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    1. Re:certified != good (or even competent) by afidel · · Score: 2

      Bad certs are exactly as you said (in fact the MCSE NT4 that I hold is like that) however most of the higher end certs are not simply a matter of regurgitation, but rather based on intimacy with the product and problem solving skills. For examples see the MCSE for win2k or the CCNP and above (the CCNA is pretty much regurgitation but what do you expect for the entry level cert? Besides the new CCNA is much more problem solving based.) It seems to me that those vendors who have simple certs end up taking a lot of flak for it and so they either clean up the cert or drop it in order to have it not tarnish their own image.

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    2. Re:certified != good (or even competent) by deadsquid · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Some of the certifications out there I have a tonne of respect for (like, say, doctor or even CCIE), but they're few and far between. Most of the certifications that people use/look for are low-end and used for screening criteria only so people can point a finger if shit happens. Any certification that mixes a practical examination with the theory (as almost all of the higher end stuff requires) is goodness, and I put a lot more value into those.

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    3. Re:certified != good (or even competent) by budgenator · · Score: 2

      Most professional board tests are written by highly respected licensed professionals in that field. I know a Nurse who was selected to write one questions for the state nursing exam, she was the director of the Nursing program at the college. Afterwards her test question was reviewed by three other highly respected professionals in her field.

      That is who it would have to be done else the entry level tests will remain what they are know marketing tools for vendor, and cashcows for trainers and testers

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  37. Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Rep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Repair?!!! more like celda

  38. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is a large difference between a car and a computer: you cant crash your computer into someone and kill them because it doesnt work correctly. there is also that similar reason for all manditory certification: in some way it could hurt someone if the technician/mechanic was not certified. Certification being manditory for computer repair would put alot of people out of a job, and that is bad.

  39. Mandated certification is restraint of trade by swb · · Score: 2

    As a consumer I should be looking for people who have certification or experience in the fields they represent to ensure that I have the best that my money can buy.

    However, mandating by law that you need it before you can do it is just a restraint of trade obstacle put up by people who want to limit the competition they have. Look at the legal field, for example. A lot of legal work can easily be done by experienced non-lawyers, but not legally.

    The same is true of the medical profession. I'm not interested in non-PhD medical attention, but I don't think that means that some people shouldn't have that option, especially if someone with lesser credentials can treat minor health problems for a lot less money.

    Instead of mandating certification, I'd be more in favor of a "malpractice" solution. If you claim you can do X and are in the business of doing X and you screw up, then you owe me double damages or something that would provide a strong disincentive for dishonesty or incompetance.

    1. Re:Mandated certification is restraint of trade by TastesLikeChicken · · Score: 1

      There is a malpractice solution. Business litigation is relatively common (because competence is so uncommon).

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    2. Re:Mandated certification is restraint of trade by odin53 · · Score: 1

      However, mandating by law that you need it before you can do it is just a restraint of trade obstacle put up by people who want to limit the competition they have.

      That's silly. Of course it's a restraint of trade, but it's a necessary one. Licensing is the best way to make accountability easier.

      Look at the legal field, for example. A lot of legal work can easily be done by experienced non-lawyers, but not legally.

      Anyone can do their own legal work -- there's nothing that prevents you from doing anything for yourself. The problem is when you are representing to someone else that you are able to do the work *for them.* Sure, some legal work can be done by experienced non-lawyers; there's no question about that. The problem is what happens if those non-lawyers screw up. All lawyers in every jurisdiction need to be licensed, which means a number of things: they have to prove a minimum level of knowledge, they have to prove a minimum level of moral character, and most importantly, they have to register with the people in charge of licensing. That's the most important thing, because if the lawyer screws up, *the appropriate authorities can find him and keep track of him.* Really, that's the essential function of licensure. If you didn't have such requirements, a non-lawyer could do a crappy job, take your money, and run, never to be found again. Most lawyers, however, aren't about to go through the onerous process of getting licensed only to take their first client's money and run -- it would be a waste of 7 years of school, thousands of hours of studying for law school and the bar exam, hundreds of dollars in fees for the application to the bar, and thousands more dollars for malpractice insurance and other fees that are required before being able to actually practice.

      The same is true of the medical profession. I'm not interested in non-PhD medical attention, but I don't think that means that some people shouldn't have that option, especially if someone with lesser credentials can treat minor health problems for a lot less money.

      You mean "non-MD" medical attention -- PhD's, without MD's, can't practice medicine.

      Again, it's not a question of having the OPTION. It's a question of making accountability EASIER.

      Instead of mandating certification, I'd be more in favor of a "malpractice" solution. If you claim you can do X and are in the business of doing X and you screw up, then you owe me double damages or something that would provide a strong disincentive for dishonesty or incompetance.

      Again, this won't work because it doesn't make accountability any easier. Your scheme would result in a rush of thousands of "doctors" and "lawyers" who take patients/clients, fuck up, and run away with their money.

    3. Re:Mandated certification is restraint of trade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead men don't sue.

  40. Do you really think it would help? by bziman · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Granted, I work in software, but we've got a bunch of yahoos here with degrees in CS, and some with Masters and PhDs who are just too lazy to code well.

    Then we have some people with no formal training who know there stuff and work hard and produce great work.

    Similarly, we have folks who have "certifications" that are absolutely meaningless.

    Same with our hardware people -- our 17-year-old interns know more about this stuff than the MCSEs.

    All this does is make it harder for an independent artisan to make a living -- I don't want Intel's stamp of approval. The only approval I need is a legion of satisfied customers who tell their friends and colleagues and word spreads and reputation builds -- like in the old days before you could "buy" a certification.

    While you're studying for A+ or MCSE, there's some 14-year-old with a soldering iron, learning the hard way how to fix a faulty IDE control, and a 12-year-old decompiling the NT kernel to figure out why his graphics card causes a BSoD. And in ten or fifteen years old, your certification will be obsolete, and if you're lucky, you'll be working for the now-29-year-old VP of engineering.

    1. Re:Do you really think it would help? by MisterFancypants · · Score: 2
      who know there stuff and

      I guess their stuff isn't the English language, is it?

    2. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point. You want to be working as 'X'. Get a clear cut and timely certification system that makes you competent in working as 'X'.

      Of course, there are people who are working on their own to solve their own problems whose solutions overlap or is greater than the knowledge required by a certification.

      However, just fiddling around hardly seems to be

    3. Re:Do you really think it would help? by ManUMan · · Score: 1

      The only problem with a "legion of satisfied customers" is that many tend to call you. After you have been labled as someone who can fix computers, you have a harder time having regular conversations with people. Sure they start like regular conversations but they have a nasty habit of including phrases like: "The other day a weird thing happened..." or "My new computer seems to have a problem every time I try to..."

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    4. Re:Do you really think it would help? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2

      "Same with our hardware people -- our 17-year-old interns know more about this stuff than the MCSEs."

      There's the flaw. Lots of people think the MCSE/MCSA/MCP is about hardware, it's not. Those certs are more about the system software, not the hardware.

    5. Re:Do you really think it would help? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Right on!

      Totally agree with most everything you said except the part about PhD's being lazy. I'm no PhD, but doesn't that kinda prove that you weren't lazy? It seem's to me like you would have to work pretty hard to become one. This would be different than passing a couple of tests to become MCSE certified.

      But otherwise I agree. We once had a guy that was used to Novell. He got that experience from the military. It was no problem for him to switch to NT, 2000 or whatever, but I think you've got to have something to get you in the door.

    6. Re:Do you really think it would help? by micromoog · · Score: 2
      there's some 14-year-old with a soldering iron, learning the hard way how to fix a faulty IDE control, and a 12-year-old decompiling the NT kernel to figure out why his graphics card causes a BSoD.

      Where are they?! Bring out the Digital Millenium Patriot Act! These are obviously future terrorists!!

    7. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well presented.
      But, if at least managers were not so stupid with their diploma they would maybe think this way :)
      This bring back the problem. Even if you are a self learner better then the MCSE or PhD guy (or girl :) ), if you fall on a manager that learned the soft way in books only.....you won't get the job.
      Also, being the best in your field is not the only thing to consider. If you are unable to talk with people face to face, etc etc etc .... you have good chance to be working with this stupid old bastard manager.

      In the case you presented, I wouldn't put the 29-y-old wiz as a VP. Is more usefull on the field. To be VP you don't need to be able to decompile but you need to understand what it mean, and have a general idea of it. ...whatever....still, good point :)

    8. Re:Do you really think it would help? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You can't have one without the other. System software knowledge with no clue about hardware is useless.

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    9. Re:Do you really think it would help? by RyLaN · · Score: 1

      You mean you're supposed to solder it? Jeesh, when I tried to put my hard-drive in, there was this one peg, that didn't have a corresponding hole on the cord..aren't you SUPPOSED to pull that one out? Computers these days..

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    10. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      "14-year-old with a soldering iron, learning the hard way how to fix a faulty IDE control"

      That'd be a neat trick considering all the IDE controllers I see these days are ICs. That is, of course, the ones that are even seperate from the northbridge/southbridge combo which most people use. They are then connected to their outputs by a multi-layer glass circut board. So unless it's the output connector that's broken, a soldering iron won't do much.

      Wait, you DO know it's 2003 right? :)

    11. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Suicyco · · Score: 2

      Its just like being a lawyer or doctor. People you know will tend to ask questions about what they know you are an expert in. Its just the nature of being an expert at something, anything really.

    12. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Hormonal · · Score: 1
      Let's take this quote:

      Granted, I work in software, but we've got a bunch of yahoos here with degrees in CS, and some with Masters and PhDs who are just too lazy to code well.

      And view it alongside your sig, which plugs WebMethods.

      I hope to God you're not employed there.

    13. Re:Do you really think it would help? by idontgno · · Score: 1
      System software knowledge with no clue about hardware is useless.

      Yes, but it's enough to get you an MC{SE|P}.

      What's that tell you about most OS vendor certifications? (I think you already know the answer.)

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    14. Re:Do you really think it would help? by bziman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm no PhD, but doesn't that kinda prove that you weren't lazy? It seem's to me like you would have to work pretty hard to become one.

      Most of the time you do have to work very hard to get a Ph.D. It is not true of everyone, and certainly not true of all Ph.Ds, but most of our Ph.D's are in other fields and they only do CS because it pays better than rocket science or whatever they studied. They tend to think they are God's gift -- they are really smart... but they don't think they have to follow the rules/coding standards/etc, and they don't take criticism very well -- you have to argue with them for an hour to convince them that there's something wrong with the code they've written (when there is). I'm sure they don't make any more mistakes than anyone else, but getting those mistakes acknowledged and fixed is just painful.

      On the other hand, when they are so inclined, they do tend to write vastly superior documentation. Although, that's maybe one in ten around here.

    15. Re:Do you really think it would help? by bziman · · Score: 2
      In the case you presented, I wouldn't put the 29-y-old wiz as a VP. Is more usefull on the field. To be VP you don't need to be able to decompile but you need to understand what it mean, and have a general idea of it. ...whatever....still, good point :)

      I used to work for that 29-year-old. I'm not making this stuff up!

      On your other points, I'd be more patient with your "stupid" managers if I were you. Managers don't need to know all the technical details -- that's why you're there. They're there to manage people and keep the monkeys off your back so you can do what you need to do.

    16. Re:Do you really think it would help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That'd be a neat trick considering all the IDE controllers I see these days are ICs.

      It is possible, with older boards that have the controllers as a separate chip. I done something similar not so long time ago, with a faulty controller of serial/parallel ports on a motherboard, replacing it with the same chip salvaged from a secondhand interface card.

      It was more a test if it will work than anything else, but hey, it worked.

      Sadly, it's 2003, and things are less and less repairable. We're living in a throwaway world. :(

  41. Certification=OK. Mandatory=Bad. by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with certification programs. They all have varying degrees of trustworthiness to them, so it's a "buyer beware" situation. If you go to an auto mechanic, and you see he's got his ASE (is that the right one?) you can possibly expect him to be better than someone without it. It also means that the certified guy can charge a premium, thus providing you some incentive to go with el-cheapo.

    Personally, I don't put a whole lot of faith in certifications. I've picked up a few in my time, even though I was rather clueless on the subject when I took the test. Your mileage may vary.

    I would often rather do something myself, or get someone I know to help me do it (if not outright do it for me). Then again, sometimes you'll need specialized equipment. I'll get a doctor to do an EKG, MRI, x-ray, etc. But I'm quite comfortable checking blood pressure, temperature, heart rate, and so on, myself (thus I get checkups less frequently than most, and save time while there by telling my doctor my own results/observations/measurements).

    There's also the consideration of what my time is worth. If I can get someone to fix something for me, for let's say $20-$30/hr, and it would take me a significant amount of time, I may pay just for the convenience.

    The consumer should have enough education to recognize the value of certifications when they are shopping for a service (people often don't consider selecting a service the same as selecting a tangible product). Once you start implementing government mandates, then you've fucked things up (if I want to go with someone without credentials for my service, that's my business). Besides, I'll pick up a sizeable chunk of cash every so often by fixing some dumbass' PC for them (I would never do that for a career, but spending a few hours a year doing it and getting $1k for all that time is certainly worthwhile). A government mandate might cut me (or you) out of doing something like that.

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    1. Re:Certification=OK. Mandatory=Bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      show some balls and open up your JE's to comments.
      I love debating with you retards.

  42. Auto repair analogy. by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

    ASE Certification hasn't helped the quality of auto repair at all. I find most shops really don't care about quality, they're just there to get the vehicle in, quick fix, and get it out. I've often had to go back for issues. For instance: Two broken wheel studs and lug nuts that didn't seem any more than hand tight. I normally check the torque on my lugs a week or so after swapping wheels/tires for the winter, but after getting them balanced at a shop, the lugs damn near fell off.

    This is the reason I do most of the work on my truck, and ALL of the work on my computer myself. I dont even trust a computer company to build it right.

  43. Absolute nonsense by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 5, Insightful


    My 20+ years worth of non-licensed troubleshooting is far better than any certification, in my opinion. I routinely fix systems that I have never seen before just because I have a knack for it. I think certification is great, but not necessary.

    What are we going to discuss next? How about "should all programmers have CS degrees?".

    1. Re:Absolute nonsense by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your 20+ years of experience aren't worth jack in a field that reinvents itself on a daily basis. Maybe you stay current, maybe you dont.

      I'm reminded of a guy I worked with, who had decades of experience, and knew all kinds of stuff about the System/36. He worked the old system and I worked the PCs. One day I was taking apart one of the managers systems to install a CD-R burner, he looks at it and goes "What the hell is that thing? You can WRITE CDS!??? Why do we need to write CDs? We dont sell music here.".

      The S/36 is long gone from that office, and so is he. It was pathetic, a guy who once made 6 figures easily bought my beat up cutlass supreme for 300 bucks. He still drives it, too. Oh, and he moved back in with his mom.

      Of course I've known the other extreme - a guy I work with now is in his 50s and is the first to pick up on every new tech to come down the pike.

      So I guess my point is, that this is a field where experience in years doesn't necessarily mean anything. You just keep your fingers crossed and hope you get kicked up into management where you're expected to know nothing.

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    2. Re:Absolute nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree, you have to look at the trends.

      "How about 'should all programmers have CS degrees?'"

      All CPA's must have a degree before they can take the CPA exam. "How hard is it to crunch numbers? Any idiot with a calculator can do it." Yup, that sounds as foolish as anyone else on here saying that any moron with a book can fix a PC. I don't agree with a mandated certification for PC work, but it also wouldn't surprise me if something like that came about within 20 years.

      How long was it before car repair was work that had to be done by certified staff? We are less than 30 years into real consumer computer products, and I don't think car repair certification mandates came along anywhere near this quick.

    3. Re:Absolute nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, that sounds as foolish as anyone else on here saying that any moron with a book can fix a PC.

      If the book is well-written, and explains trouble-shooting practices well enough, any moron with that book CAN fix their PC. They may not be able to whip out their soldering iron and fix a dodgy connector on their video card, but they can certainly learn how to pull out one card and put another in for testing.

    4. Re:Absolute nonsense by iamdrscience · · Score: 2

      Score 0: Flamebait? WTF? The first sentence could easily be seen as a little incendiary, but from there on this is a great comment that brings up a good point. I wish I had some mod points and I hope whoever gets this in Metamoderation cares enough to mark it unfair. Geez.

    5. Re:Absolute nonsense by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      All CPA's must have a degree before they can take the CPA exam.

      A degree, or a CS degree? There is a difference, you know.

      I work as a programmer, but my degree is in Physics. Of all the programmers I've known, most have had degrees in fields other than computing, including one in History.

      To be a programmer, all you really need is a grasp of logic, some intelligence, and good problem solving abilities; they will get you started, and the rest (knowledge of languages, algorithms, etc) comes with experience. Any science degree (including social sciences) will give you those things.

    6. Re:Absolute nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agreed when I Meta-Moderated it - looking at the context to see why some fool considered it Flamebait.

  44. I vote No. by KGIS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can definitely understand where you are coming from but I tend to think that government should stay out of private business because legislating something like this can only lead to hand holding and unnecessary costs.

    Now, after I say that, I would not be comfortable walking into any old shop and getting them to work on my computer without either having a recommendation or very visible credentials. This applies even more strongly if I was to blow 20K, 30K or more on computers for my business.

  45. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by holysin · · Score: 1

    I agree in part with this.... *ALL* certifications aren't a waste, but the A+ certification sure as h*ll is, esp for people with more then a year of experience. The trouble with (most) MCSEs are that they are book smart, but lack the experience to "think outside the box". Some CNE's are the same way (not as many though), so it's not purely a M$ problem (M$ now runs the A+ cert if I'm not mistaken... talk about the donkey and the cart....) Or perhaps I'm just annoyed by jobs requiring an MCSE and an A+ certification... Maybe I should get my MCSE, but I know that shortly after taking those 7+ tests M$ will finally release the XP MCSE track... UGH!!!

  46. Safety Issue by Shamanin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly."

    Yeah, well when I am playing BF1942 and get shot up due to a poorly responding NIC driver or a fragged drive I want some sort of accountability. It IS a safety issue.

    If for nothing else, do it for the children.

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    1. Re:Safety Issue by larien · · Score: 2

      Won't someone pleeeeeaaaase think of the children

    2. Re:Safety Issue by cheeto · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that was Helen Lovejoy.

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    3. Re:Safety Issue by larien · · Score: 2

      D'oh! You're right, of course...

  47. Basic Certs are Easy by futuresheep · · Score: 2

    Considering that basic certs like the A+ are easy to pass just by memorizing a braindump from the many websites they exist on, I don't think that having one really means that much. Don't take offense if you have it, I have one as well, but it's at the point where it's no different than getting a health card to work in a restaraunt. It's easy to pass the test, but once you have it, you can still pick your nose on the job.

  48. Slight problem. by WPIDalamar · · Score: 4, Funny


    Cars aren't broken out of the factory. But a PC with Windows on it? Doesn't seem to fair to me.

    1. Re:Slight problem. by pHsHsTK · · Score: 1

      Insert Ford Focus comments here.

    2. Re:Slight problem. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Cars aren't broken out of the factory. But a PC with Windows on it? Doesn't seem to fair to me."

      Insert Firestone jokes here.

    3. Re:Slight problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Insert Ford Focus comments here.
      Would you blame the mechanician for that?
  49. Something needs to be done... by core+plexus · · Score: 2
    But I don't have the answer. I can say that I have met a lot of very pissed off people who were burned by computer repair shops large and small, and many had gotten a sour taste after that. However, I also know many people who are or have been burned by lawyers, dentists, auto mechanics, and hair dressers, to name but a few regulated, certified, and supposedly educational requirement driven professions. Then there will always be those who ignore the laws and licensing requirements.

    That's Just a Burglar Alarm -- Ignore It!

  50. makes some sense but... by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

    with auto repair, it's a no brainer, the credentials should be there no matter what. with a salon, that also makes sense based on the use of hair chemicals and even using sharp objects near someone's head or ears. that can cause serious injury to people. with computer repair, it's a little less necessary i think. there's no immediate danger to people. sure, the investment is huge in a computer system. i wouldn't want some "know it all" consultant installing my $100,000 server. but there's certain responsibility on the consumer's part here. moreso than with auto repair or a salon. you can prefer to only use certified consultants and technicians and ask to see their credentials before hiring or paying for their services. just like you wouldn't walk into any old auto repair shop and just ask them to fix your car without knowing anything about them, you shouldn't just go and hire any old computer technician to repair or install your systems. if it's someone you know and trust, that's great, who cares if they have the credentials if they know what they're doing. but if it's someone you don't know or have no references for, no way of finding out who they are or how they perform, you wouldn't just go and hire them because they're less expensive. you do a little research. also, an important thing to find out is if they are insured. you're paying them to do a job, but if they have no insurance to cover any mistakes they make with your investment, anything that's their own careless fault, then again, you shouldn't hire them because that could be a huge investment down the drain and you have to go and spend the money all over again. but requiring all computer repair people and technicians to display their credentials is crazy, especially since the majority of us are not certified at all, but can still do the job. why should lack of expensive certification keep us from opening a small shop? i don't think the certification is required to repair joe schmoe's old desktop that keeps crapping out on him. i don't think it's necessary to have certification to install a hard drive or some other piece of hardware. that's a big portion of what the smaller shops do and i'd be willing to be that most of them do not have any certifications, because they don't need them. if the comptuer could blow up, then i'd say they should have it, but it can't. having insurance is another story. if they break it even more, they should pay for it no matter what, and even if they won't, you can take them to court and make them pay if they're a real business. for the corporate people, they should ask for the credentials. like a said before, it's a no-brainer.

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  51. Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a hair stylist has sanitation concerns that must be met to provide a germ-free and safe environment ... a computer technician normally troubleshoots and diagnoses systems that do not have concerns of this type

    Despite the estimated cost of computer viruses and worms, there really is no real comparrison between a tech going around with a disk infected by a virus and a hair stylist using the same comb for subsequent customers after giving a do to a person with head lice, ring worm, or any of the other cute little critters that can live on one's head.

    At least not yet. ;)
  52. No by Tall+Rob+Mc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consumers should bear some responsibility for their actions rather than putting even more laws on the books. You shouldn't hire somebody who has no experience setting up certain type of system to build one for you. Period. Sometimes, the burden for getting something done should be placed on the person who needs it, not the government. If you need a computer system, research local consultants and ask for references. There's no reason why the government should have to spend time and money doing something you should be doing yourself.

    1. Re:No by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      Whereas I agree with you that more laws are VERY VERY rarely the answer, I will say that often people are misled into believing that, just because a person works for the store that sold the computer, they obviously know how to fix it. Any reputable repair shop should show at least the semblance of proof that their techs have training, but very few do. People should expect to see proof of training. But, definitely, the Government should not be involved.

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    2. Re:No by ewg · · Score: 1

      Sometimes customers don't understand what kind of a system they're trying to build or how a consultant's skill set maps to their problem set. They see all technical professionals as "computer people" without distinction.

      A standardized certification system might help these clients find the right kind of assistance.

      My two cents.

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    3. Re:No by Acaila · · Score: 1

      This is similar to the OH&S policies in Australia.

      If you hire someone to say cut a tree down in your front yard. It is the consumers responsability to make sure that they are competent to do the job.

      If you dont and they injure themselves or your property (Tree limb falls on the house for example) then the consumer is at fault.

      Of course all the consumer has to do to protect them selves is ask "Do you know what your doing?" If they say yes then its up to the person hired to do job properly.

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    4. Re:No by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      Ditto here - I was installing exchange servers by 17 (I was young, I needed the money, mkay!)
      Hell I was doing C at college by 12 - and it was dead easy. The "Advanced C" city and guilds course was joke - the people in my class were all at least twice the age of me, and just "didn't get it".

      I always get offended by people saying "and some 14 year old kid fixing the machine" in a negative way - like in the slashdot article.

    5. Re:No by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      Sometimes, the burden for getting something done should be placed on the person who needs it, not the government.

      The burden is not on the government. The burden is on the people who are forced to pay for government. Government cannot be "burdened" because government doesn't generate their own revenue through voluntary association. This is precisely why failed government programs (Amtrak for instance) are typically rewarded with more funding instead of facing the consequences of failed investment. The failed investment does not represent a burden when the money you invested wasn't yours in the first place.

      I certainly agree with your assertion that people should take responsibility for their own wants and needs. A market-based economy represents the choices of the people themselves. A government-based economy represents the choices of those in power.

  53. I bet Microsoft would love this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The vast majority of computer 'repairs' IME tend to be OS issues, or upgrades; I'm sure that M$ would love the revenue stream from the suck-an-egg training that would surely be legally required to gain such credentials in order to add a new CDROM drive.

    Be careful of what you wish for.

  54. No. by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    A computer is a consumer electronics appliance.

    When was the last time you took your TV to a legally approved government TV repairman?

    1. Re:No. by per+unit+analyzer · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, a few states regulate this or at least they used to... When I was growing up in Indiana, my father had a "Television and Radio Servicing" license for a number of years. I think Indiana finally succumbed to common sense a couple of years ago and no longer requires a license to fix TVs.

      --zawada

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  55. You answer your own question by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 2

    There are probably going to be a ton of responses that are redundant on this thread, but mostly because there are only two answers to this question: yes or no.

    Put me in the "no" side. As you said, there are valid reasons why there is mandatory certifications required for automative repair and salon work - both of which are public safety. Now, being the libertarian-minded person I am, I don't think that it is necessary, but that is the reasoning behind requiring such certifications from those types of employees. It is very difficult to make the argument for computer repair. If Grandma's computer isn't working and she can't get to her email, people aren't going to get hurt. Now, for mission critical systems, like health care equipment and the like, there are already regulations that govern.

    Let the consumer decide if certification is important enough when they choose a computer repairmen. My guess is that, because you are certified, you want the laws changed to help you get more work or be able to charge more for your work. That sounds an awful lot like some of the companies and organizations that are constantly bashed around here.

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    1. Re:You answer your own question by awfar · · Score: 1

      In addition, people that *feel* protected by such certification are often those who really "cannot be bothered" to have rudimentary knowledge of such things such as technology. In fact, they often cannot be bothered to be an informed shopper on many fronts.

  56. Best Buy techs & A+ certs. Nothing but the bes by Chicago1002 · · Score: 1

    A+ Ha! Sometimes when I go to Best Buy I watch those techs back there...they really LOOK important. Jeez, its like one step above the fry stand at McDonalds. Those are the guys who not only have the "sticker mods" to their Cavaliers but also a custom head unit.I can't image letting them touch my machine for any reason. Regulations & certifications will not get rid of idiots and clueless hiring manager. Good Stuff!

  57. licensing software engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several years ago, NJ tried to pass a bill that would require licensing software engineers. It was quickly boo'ed down.

    1. Re:licensing software engineers by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

      You generally have to be licensed for many other types of engineering, so why not softwarwe? perhaps if we had licensing, the industry would not be over-run with a bunch sketchy H1-B's. MM

    2. Re:licensing software engineers by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2

      >>the industry would not be over-run with a bunch sketchy H1-B's

      Or perhaps it would... since they would posses a skill that is in great demand and rare amongst their peers.

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    3. Re:licensing software engineers by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Several years ago, NJ tried to pass a bill that would require licensing software engineers



      NOW HERE IS A TOPIC WORTH DISCUSSING!!!


      Hardware is EASY!

      1) Plug stuff in

      2) Flip on power switch

      3) Watch it go



      But software ... there is something that might need regulated. I have seen the quality of the programmers that have come out of most of our local Universities (and I have seen their resume's filled with lies) ... and let me tell you ... atleast 50% of these people are incompettent and 50% of them shouldn't be allowed to touch a computer ... let alone program ...

      Make this the next topic! :)


    4. Re:licensing software engineers by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

      What skills to H1-B's have save lying and stealing? MM

    5. Re:licensing software engineers by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

      What skills do H1-B's have save lying and stealing? ( writing crappy buggy code cut and pasted off the web does not count as a skill!) MM

  58. How 'bout certification for coders by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

    It seems like all the workmanship problems in the industry are software related, not hardware. As many of you have seen, much of the code out there sucks. If we had more certification, then there would be a tangible difference between sketchy H1-B's who claim (usually incorreclty) that they can write code, and those who are competent coders. No other industry has such a lack of standards as our, we need some way to discriminate between those who are competent, and those who aren't. MM

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  60. No, no, no. by Zathrus · · Score: 2

    In virtually every field all the license does is create an artificial barrier to entry. Or are you telling me that you've never had (or heard of) a crooked auto mechanic, a bad hair stylist, or a shoddy plumber?

    Getting a license is generally little more than paying a fee. Usually there's no testing involved. It's just another revenue source for the county or state. It's also a way to make unionizing more easy, since there's a central registry of everyone in the profession.

    Frankly, as far as computer techs go, I've seen plenty of "professional" technicians that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. And yet they stay working at large outlets like CompUSA, Best Buy, etc. because the customer service there is so crappy it doesn't matter.

    Oh, and your licensing isn't going to stop most of the cases you're concerned about. In most states it's legal to do your own auto repair, haircuts, plumbing, electrical work, etc. And you can still call in a pro if you bork it up too much (or go bald/crew cut in the case of the haircut).

    So what exactly were you hoping to gain from this?

  61. That's the last thing we need.... by Mantrid · · Score: 2

    Enough of regulation, at least where it is not some kind of major Health & Safety issue. Yeah great more tax dollars flushed down the toilet to manage some new government behemoth.

    (If an independant group wants to start up a standards organization or something fine, then those who feel more comfortable can go and find certified techs - heh like A+)

    How the hell can a state level government keep up with the IT industry? How can they possibly set up any sort of regulatory standards? Better watch it - next thing you know they'll have some crap like "class B computing device, must be compatible with Microsoft Palldium computer environment", well not exactly that, but you get the picture...

    Heh you want to see something really funny - check out Canada's federal gun registry. A federal database of firearms - not really *that* big a deal is it? Well it's already cost about $1 Billion, and it's going to costs millions more because it still doesn't work. This is the bang for your buck you get from government! Or how about NASA? And you want them to regulate who fixes computers and how???

    I mean, try and even come up with a base set of standards a tech should know - it can't be done.

  62. No More Laws! by ishmalius · · Score: 1
    There is already far too much regulation of our lives. Let's not foster this creeping cancer!

    Besides, the argument given only works if there exist no bad barbers and no bad mechanics.

  63. Just what we need... by rtphokie · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...the gubmint sticking their noses into an area that changes so often. How often would requirements change I'm guessing not all that often which would make the whole process nearly worthless

    ...another state government agency

    ...differentiation between states on certification

    ...and in the long run, some 3rd party certification company getting rich on certifications that dont mean a hill of beans.

  64. You know things on /. are bad when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the story is the troll.

  65. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would help increase wages for all of us that are certifried. Doctor's and Lawyer's have to be. Look how much they make. If that's the price of addmission then count me in. Mo money.....oooOOOH YEA!

  66. Good Idea by Messenjah · · Score: 1

    I know I've had to clean up after many of people and I've known one wookiee that's had to clean up after me. All in all I know alot of idiots in the industry that have flooded the field over the past 4-5 years. The only question is who would regulate such a thing?

    1. Re:Good Idea by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

      You are correct, a lot of idiots have flooded the industry, a good solution would be to get rid of the idiots, we could round up all the idiots aka as H1-B's, and send them back where they came from. MM

  67. Uhhh no by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    I honestly think it's dumb to require people having certification. If I'm a Computer Technician that 20 years experienced and now I'm forced to get certification to "prove myself" by the gubmit I would be pissed. It's totally unnecessary.

    Serious, car mechanics usually get customers through reputation, not some ASE sign. Same with Computer Repair Technicians, I would rather have my computer fixed by someone that has 20+ years experience with no certifications than some dope with an MCSE or A+. If a customer is not satisfied with your work, he'd be smart to not come back to you. If you want to find a reputable company start a site like epinions.com

    I don't see computers as a serious health risk, I mean there's a chance that an AMD processor might start smoking, but I don't see how a computer can kill you.

    This whole regulation is pointless, it would just be another excuse for the government to unnecessarily intervene with business (and this is coming from a socialist.)

  68. My certifications include ... by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful



    PCI card swapping

    Case assembly

    IDE installation

    PC case fan installation (I'm working on CPU fans)

    SCSI hard drive installs (but not SCSI CDROMS, tape drives, RAIDS, or other SCSI devices)

    AGP video cards

    PCxxxx memory (but nothing before 1997) and not Rambus memory

    Currently working on CPU install and LRF support (little rubber feet)


    GIMME A BREAK!!! Fixing a PC is simple ... why should people be forced to waste money on education and licenses for this kind of thing! Do you have to be certified to repair TVs, VCRs, DVD players, toasters, blenders, or dust busters???

    All this is going to do is make silly tech schools (like the infomercials as seen on TV) more money and make people invest into a career that already doesn't pay that well .... lets face it folks (I'm not trying to insult people, just tell it how it is) ... PC repair is EASY!!!!

    I hate it when educational institutions make extra money just because people HAVE to be TRAINED to do something that is REALL easy! ... that idea is absurd. If you know how to do the job, and if you do the job well, people will come back to you in the future (or refer their friends to you). If you do a crappy joba nd don't know what you are doing, especiually in such a competitive field, then you'll be out of business in no time! Let our economic system decide who is qualified and who isn't!


    Taking a deep breath now ....

    Just my $0.02 cents ...


    1. Re:My certifications include ... by Izeickl · · Score: 2

      You dont HAVE to be certified to repair VCRs, TVs etc etc, but I damn well wouldnt take my electronics to anyone but a qualified electrician, Electrocution isnt some minor mishap you want to happen to you!

      PC repair is fairly simple, but I know people I help rather get in touch with someone that has a proven record rather than some free ad in local newspaper "Call Chuck for Cheap PC Repair"

    2. Re:My certifications include ... by mustangdavis · · Score: 2
      PC repair is fairly simple, but I know people I help rather get in touch with someone that has a proven record rather than some free ad in local newspaper "Call Chuck for Cheap PC Repair"



      So if Chuck had a really fancy building in the middle of downtown, would you take it to him? He is still the same guy, but he managed to con someone out of enough money to put up an impressive "front" ...

      As with any business, especially in the US, marketing is everything. It isn't what you know, it is how you present what you claim to know.

      That is how guys like Chuck get a proven track record without the degree ... if Chuck does a good job and does a good job marketing himself (not by putting little, tiny classified ads in the newspaper), then he'll become the "go-to" guy .. but without the certification.

      I think my point holds after this arguement.

    3. Re:My certifications include ... by Izeickl · · Score: 1

      If you have a proven track record then yes qualifications can be pushed aside to an extent, but to get that record will take alot of faith on initial customers, Word of mouth is great if you know someone who knows someone...but when im looking up a directory for an electrician or plumber all I get is a phone number and id like to know if hes qualified/certified, I dont know if he is a God with what he does or if hes the biggest Cowboy under the sun. They dont prove 100% your getting someone decent, but id take someone with that bit of paper over someone who doesnt with nothing else to go by.

    4. Re:My certifications include ... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Actually, in California, you're required to be registered as an Electronics Technician if you do ANY of those jobs.

      As to the difficulty level involved, building a computer is mainly a matter of putting the square peg into the square hole :)

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  69. OMG! I NEVER take my machine into a shop...lol by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    How hard is it to replace parts on a modern PC? I regularly add components, and troubleshoot issues on the 5 machines I have running in my house. Nowadays, component repair isn't even done anyway (if a diskdrive is bad, they remove the data if possible, and then install a new drive). I don't know anyone who actually does desoldering and replacement work anymore. Ugh. Having a manditory certification program would just add costs to everything - even new computer prices would go up - since most machines on waranty will have work done through the dealer, who would have to have certified repairmen. We don't certify ditch diggers and construction workers (who potentially have more impact on our lives on a daily basis everytime we cruise down the road). Lets not create extra useless costs for the rest of us, by certifying computer repair people.

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  70. To be a COP only requires EIGHT weeks of trainning by mgrennan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    NO and NO.

    Licensing is simple a way to raise money for the state and create politics. Some times it makes some sence, medical doctors are licensed, but even there it simply creates a cover up indiscretions of the members. Bad doctors hardly every have their licenses revokes.

    I don't know about your state. But in my state (Oklahoma) you have to go to school for two years to cut hair, two years put put plants in some ones yard, six months to train a hourse and eight weeks to be a cop.

    Almost all licensing is wrong. Anyone with a screwdriver should be allowed to work on computers.

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    There are 10 type of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
  71. No easy solution... by AltImage · · Score: 1

    One of my biggest frustrations is having to explain to customers the difference between an experienced programmer who develops web applications and the community college level web "designer" with a cracked copy of Photoshop and Dreamweaver who's going around town. I do a lot of work with hotels and overall the owners/managers are woefully computer/Internet illiterate. When asked, some of my clients don't even know what browser they're running. I kind of like the idea of some certifications to bring some legitimacy to the profession but faced with the ignorance of the unwashed masses, I'm not sure how much good it will do. If they don't have enough knowledge to even know the basics, how are they going to know enough to look for a particular certification? In the larger corporate world, I feel like it will be just another buzzword for recruiters. MCSE? A+? We already know that those titles don't necessarily imply proficiency. I think a union would be better than just another acronym/certification, but there's so many issues with that. Maybe we could talk the Teamsters into co-opting the computer industry. Then we'd start to see some change.

  72. mixed bag by elmegil · · Score: 2
    On one hand this could be a good idea. Certification programs (most of them regulated at the state level, see law bar exams, sign language interpreter certification, etc) do help to improve the professionalism and standards of a given occupation. And that includes occupations that are not necessarily going to be dealing in safety issues--the certification simply notes that the certified individual is competent or better than competent to do the job at hand.

    On the other hand, certification programs are inconsistent state to state, and frequently fraught with other problems of politics etc. especially in the initial phases.

    In particular, regulating "computer service techs" could be a huge bag of worms. Not only do you have different hardware (PC, Mac, PDA types, bigger iron CPUs, etc), but a vast range of OS options (various flavors of linux, various flavors of windows, macos, pda OS'). I think this makes the problem much more complex than even cars, and cars are already a pretty complex area (usually you get a certification for a particular line of cars, right?).

    Finally, I have some certifications myself (solaris sysadmin I & II, network admin, others more obscure), and I can tell you that those tests don't really say a damn thing about how good an admin I could be. They really address how well I was able to remember the trivia of what the options to lpadmin are (for example). Any sysadmin worth their salt knows the man pages are more reliable than his or her own memory. So, while the face of the idea is good, the implementation is likely to be problematic at best, and potentially a disastrous mess at worst.

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  73. Government Certified Idiots by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 1

    You could take it a stage further and make it a legal requirement to take your computer along to you local Goverment regulated repair monkey for annual 'safety' inspections. FBI == Fixed By Idiots

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  74. The government doesn't move fast enough by pcraven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This would not work. The goverment is not a fast agency. If they did this we'd be proving we could repair Applie //e computers, not Intel P4's with RAID and fibre channel components.

    And can you imagine the politics? Microsoft would want training for people to repair their hardware spec. Hollywood would want people to take an oath not to disable their copy protection devices that might be enabled some day. Homeland would want a quick scan of the hard drive for those terrorist keywords.

    I think we are better off with the unregulated way things are now.

    1. Re:The government doesn't move fast enough by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Precisely. The more "responsibilities" (power) government acquires, the more incentive people have to take advantage of it. Think we have a problem with large corporations attempting to bribe politicians today? Well here's the sole reason why: Because government provides the incentive.

  75. Methodology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's fine as long I as examination by itself can do it.

    After 25 years of experience I don't feel like taking forced basic education all over again.

  76. Word of Mouth by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Where I work, we are strictly a word of mouth company. We don't have to advertise because the work I do is impeccable. When a customer comes with a broken machine, and I get it fixed quickly and save his data, I have a client for life. Furthermore, he will tell his friends, and so on, and so on.

    I have more work than I can handle, and our company is growing carefully. I am ultimately responsible for any work performed on a computer, whether it is done by my boss, or my co-workers, because I take pride in what I do.

    Regulation wouldn't help in this regard, but it *might* remove some of the shady/incompetent places, for example Gateway stores.

    Not ten minutes ago a new customer came in crying that Gateway had formatted her hard drive to remove a virus. Data backup? What's that? Gateway didn't bother to tell her they were going to do this, they just did it.

    As I said, regulation *might* remove these guys from the business, but I think word of mouth will do it faster.

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    1. Re:Word of Mouth by josquint · · Score: 2

      That's almost exactly what I see here. Word of mouth is the only advertising we do, because(at least in this smaller market) word gets around to _most_ people who's good and who'e a crook.

      My original thinking with this article was that regulation would save some of our customers the first-time-going-to-the-wrong-place grief. But as you said it *might* remove the shady shops.. there again i know a few mechanics around here that meet the requirements that are certainly shady or incompetent.

      Interesting to find someone working in almost the same position as I :)

  77. What about Mission Critical Setups by Captain+Beefheart · · Score: 1

    Certs are necessary for mechanics and salons because of the aforementioned reasons, but let's not forget systems and networks set up in hospitals, prisons, military installations, and other sensitive places where 24/7 uptime is a must. This is where knowledge blessed by a cert (slight sarcascm here) can be the difference between life and death, IMHO.

    1. Re:What about Mission Critical Setups by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The operations you mention have a hired cadre of inhouse talent to take care of PCs. A PC is different than a server - as far as uptime is concerned. In most cases these server machines have a dedicated group of system administrators, as well as a maintenance agreements with specified response times built into the contract (at least that is how we do it in my company). If it gets really bad on our machines (that host up to 100,000 customers) someone ends up flying on a plane and shipping parts counter to counter same day air... Manditory certifications above and beyond the voluntary ones we have now would do nothing but hurt the little guy, and drive prices up for everyone. Think before you post...

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    2. Re:What about Mission Critical Setups by Captain+Beefheart · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you missed my point. I neglected to quote a reply to this topic which may clear the confusion. It was stated that, while mechanics and salon workers have certs for this and that reason, it would be silly to require a cert of a mere technician since their work is relatively non-critical. But thank you for explaining the details. I had no idea these facilities had their own in-house staff, etc. No, really.

    3. Re:What about Mission Critical Setups by GNU_Suit · · Score: 1

      I believe that good Quality Assurance protocols for critical systems is the key here (not certifications).

  78. jack of all trades huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a question I asked myself after spending a day off from my position as Lead Technician at a local computer shop, in an auto repair shop and a hair salon.

    You fix computers, cars, and you're the lead tech at a hair salon too? I'm impressed!

  79. Agreed. by Deflagro · · Score: 1

    Certs don't mean a whole lot in my experience. I've known people with lots of certs and they really didn't know all that much. Anyone can cram for a test and get a piece of paper. I don't have any certs and I work in tech, promoted to supervisory positions over and over for an international corporation. Paper doesn't mean much, just gets your foot in the door.

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  80. sounds like a plan by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    Start from the top.

    As soon as regulatory authority is brought to bear to prevent software vendors from circumventing the first and fourth amendments, and when concerns such as quality and reliability are federally mandated, I'll consider supporting this.

  81. ASE Isn't mandated by Genady · · Score: 2

    Ummmm last I checked ASE Certification wasn't mandated for wrenches. OSHA and all that rot, yes, but that's not really a Certification on par with MCSE, ASE is. And in the end ASE is usually worth about as much as MCSE. My father has been a mechanic for almost 30 years now, and only in the last 3 years has been an ASE Certified tech. And some of the test he took sounded like the MCSE tests, counter to common sense/experience, and in some cases just dumb easy.

    Personally I think that the whole industry should be regulated like Engineers, of course then you have the issue with state certification, sitting for certs in different states and such.

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  82. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "M$ now runs the A+ cert if I'm not mistaken... "

    you are.
    http://www.comptia.org/about/board_of_direct ors.as p

  83. Hell no! by sickboy_macosX · · Score: 1

    NO NO NO NO The last thing we need is President Bush coming in and regulating somthing else, and next thing we know we have a new federal agency created "Computer Certification Awareness Center" and everyone has to be regulated, and watched. and reported. Thats the last fucking thing we need, because we all know Bill Gates would be come chairman of the comitte. and then all hell would break loose and every time we Over CLock a chip or do somthing that isnt the best Idea. We are fucked so NO on regulation!

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  84. No Way! by sjlutz · · Score: 1

    There are 2 major reasons not to have mandatory certification:
    1) Public Safety concerns
    2) Liability and Certification
    The reasons for most mandatory certification is public safety, which is (one of) the purposes of a government.

    To use your examples, it's not just the mechanics and the hairdressers that are certified. It's everything involved. The cars are certified and tested to be safe, the chemicals and equipment the hairdressers use are certified to be safe, etc,etc..

    Think about the liability on a certified auto-mechanic if the car isn't certified safe? Whose fault is a crash? Must be the mechanic, he worked on the car, right? But what if the car had fundemental safety flaws? Since cars are certified to be safe (yes, there are recalls and such, but that's all part of the certification mostly (and corporate liability) then major problems are avoided because the mechanic knows exact specifications (like how many PSI to tighten bolts).
    Last I checked, not having a computer work (personal desktops that is, not medical equipment, etc) is not a matter of public safety. If Joe can't surf the web or Play Quake, no one is hurt. Other professions require certification for safety reasons: plumbers, electricians, HVAC techs, building contractors, etc. The other reasons to have certification is for consumer protection (as opposed to physical safety). Real-Estate brokers, lawyers, and lenders ussually need licenses. Ussually because the law is complicated in these professions and knowing the correct process is important for consumer protection

    Anyway, the point is, to have a certified computer technician would cause a lot of problems:
    1) No certified hardware
    2) No certified software
    Imagine Joe consumer goes to get him computer repaired by Certificated Steve. Steve cannot fix the problem because the drivers are bad. The liability on Steve is greater now because he is certified. Consumer Joe calls up the local certification office and have Steve's license revoked. Now Steve cannot make an income because US Robotics modem drivers crash in Windows 2000.

  85. true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ... but your sink is far more likely to cause impact to your neighbors. If you live in a condo or an apartment, flooding from botched repairs can be devastating to one's immediate neighbors.

    Then there is the fact mentioned above about your sink being connected to the public water system and public sewer. While your computer is isolated by the either a fuse or a circuit breaker, the public water supply and sewage system has nothing to protect everyone else from botched repairs to your pipes.

    It is for these reasons that most municipalities require professionals to be licensed. But notice something here. The requirement is usually local. There is no federal mandate and few (if any) state mandates on the matter. (Excepting requirements for federal or state funded projects.)

    1. Re:true by jproudfo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about the internet? If a poorly installed/configured computer is hooked up to the 'net, the damage to other people's/corporate/public systems could be huge.

      Haven't we seen enough evidence of this through Windows viruses? :)

      I can see an easy parallel between sink/sewage and computer/internet.

      My 2 cents.

    2. Re:true by ralphus · · Score: 1
      What about the internet? If a poorly installed/configured computer is hooked up to the 'net, the damage to other people's/corporate/public systems could be huge.

      you just got me thinking....

      1. Regulate the computer industry

      2. Create government agency to oversee regulation (like NTSB for autos)

      3. Government agency forces recall on Windows OSes, they are unsafe at any speed, fail crash tests and pollute the net.

      4. profit?

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    3. Re:true by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      3. Government agency forces recall on Windows OSes, they are unsafe at any speed, fail crash tests and pollute the net.

      I think you missed the next few steps:

      4. Government decides that OSes that are going to be connected to the internet have to be certified and signed.

      5. ISPs are required to run software which interacts with your local PC to decide if it is running on trusted hardware with a trusted OS - otherwise click .

      6. MS pays off the appropriate authorities and WinXP gets the signature.

      7. Big Linux distro also pays to get a sig. However, if you recompile your kernel the sig doesn't match anymore, and you can't go online.

      8. Profit! (For MS at least, and some big linux vendors.)

    4. Re:true by ralphus · · Score: 1
      I think you missed the next few steps:

      I think you are right. Thanks for finishing.

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    5. Re:true by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      I think you people are confusing CERTIFIED with BONDED. The fact that someone is a master plumber is not going to help you when he does $50K in water damage to you and your immediate neighbor. The guy's going to have to be insured.

      This isn't even getting into what will be involved if some sleazy undereducated insurance adjuster tells you to f*ck off.

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    6. Re:true by hplasm · · Score: 1

      9. Rest of world firewalls off Internet from subjects of *MS Govt Inc* and gets on with things.

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  86. The industry already has this by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Government mandated certification would be bad (and idiotic), but there are certifications. You can get a little rubber stamp from Intel/AMD/Dell/HP/Whoever as an 'authorized dealer and repair guy'.

    This is why the geniuses at Best Buy can open an eMachines PC to upgrade the RAM without voiding the warranty, and I can't.

    The certification stuff is already there for those who want to embark on the high-paying lucrative career of installing video cards in people's Dells.

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  87. I can do it by the_other_one · · Score: 1

    I should be allowed to fix computers

    They say I'm certifiable.

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  88. Computer Repair Certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if you're gonna say the certifation somehow qualifies the person to repair computers, then I'd expect a BSEE, nothing less.

  89. Certs are only worth the paper they are written on by simi-lost · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been both a mechanic, and now a computer tech, and in both fields I've seen people with all kinds of certs that meant nothing because they couldn't do anything right. Most anyone can take a test and pass it if they study hard enough to remember all the right questions and answers. It's the person that builds off their past experiances and is able to think critically that will be of the most value. If a person can't remember something they have had to deal with in the past, the kind of problems you will never find answers to in a book or manual, no matter how many certs they have hanging on the wall, they are useless. I'm not impressed by paper, I'm impressed by a job well done.

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  90. personal responsibility? by knowbody · · Score: 1

    This is not meant to be a flame.

    The problem with legislation like this is it implicitly relieves the individual of taking personal responsibility and investigating his vendors. Instead, Uncle Sam will do the thinking for you, and if you make a mistake anyway, you can lash out and have the other guy punished. Many of us revile those "spill hot coffee on myself and sue McDonalds" type of lawsuits. Well legislation like this encourages that kind of behavior.

  91. what people go to salons and mechanics for by miyako · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...is often different than when they call a technician for their computer.
    If I want to wash my hair, or comb it, or other such regular matenence, I don't go to a salon. Same thing with my car, I don't take it to a mechanic to put gas into it or chage the oil.
    The problem is that most people do take their computer in for comparitivly simple things. Reinstalling a driver, reseating ram, things like that are in the same vein as changing oil in your car or combing your hair.
    And the last time I checked, you didn't need a license to work at a full service gas station or sell someone shampoo.

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  92. Yes and no by Sivar · · Score: 2

    Regulation of PC repair isn't a bad idea, if for no other reason than because there are so many incompetent repair people (as well as many competent ones), but it probably wouldn't be as beneficial as it might sound.
    If current certifications like the "A+", a complete joke, are accepted, customers would be no better off. Perhaps is a certification was used that actually proves the tech knows something, it would be a very good idea.
    I am more for the businesses working this out for themselves though. If I go to a repair shop and see impressive credentials, I will be more likely to visit that shop again than one in which they simply take your money, take your computer into "the backroom" and give it back to you the next day.

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  93. It's a matter of safety and taxes by ebunga · · Score: 1

    A barber is licensed to make sure they don't do something silly while styling hair, such as use liquid nitrogen to frost an old woman's hair or something.

    A mechanic is licensed because if screws up and forgets a couple of bolts here and there, he could cause a 50 car pileup and have a couple hundred people killed, giant fireballs, and all sorts of great Hollywood special effects that shouldn't happen in real life.

    As it is cheaper to replace whole components rather than repair them, a computer repair guy can be a total buffoon and do his job successfully. Look at your local CompUSA if you don't believe me. If they screw up, some college student has to retype his or her research paper over again.

    1. Re:It's a matter of safety and taxes by BeeShoo · · Score: 1

      But, it was, like, a really good paper ;-)

  94. Certs required to work on computers? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fine. As soon as software companies have to meet certain basic requiremnts when the sell the software. Like, yes, they may be liable if their poorly written crap shreds my hard drive. If youre gonna start hastling the poor bastard working in the back room of uncle bobs shop, you damn well better be hastling microsoft first.

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    1. Re:Certs required to work on computers? by Str8Dog · · Score: 1

      God damn that is the most amazing post I have ever read... you are the man sir.

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    2. Re:Certs required to work on computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelt 'hassling'.

      Just thought you might like to know. I mean, you used the correct 'youre', which already sets you apart from 60% of slashdot. Using an apostrophe in it would probably put you around 70-80%...

  95. definitely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this would help stop high schoolers who think they know what they're doing and charging under typical prices. It would give legitimate people and businesses more traffic and income. I would never let an uncertified person operate on my body or car and definitely not on my computer.

  96. ...so, in summation.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "More government is not the solution to the problem... more government IS the problem."

    -Ronal Regan

    If you liked his politics or not- that statement is hard to argue with. Name a problem that big government (or more government) has EVER solved.

  97. Yeesh... by hajibaba · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to moderate this whole article "-1, Troll"?

  98. Certs are just ways to block competition by richmaine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most of those certifications (like your saloon example) are there solely to block competition. The excuses about protecting customers are usually prettly thin.

    In rare cases, the customer protection argument makes sense, but those cases are very much in a minority. Doctors come to mind as probably the biggest case. But tanning saloons? If you believe that tanning saloons are regulated in order to protect customers, then I have a deal for you.

  99. Sanity Check by TastesLikeChicken · · Score: 1

    There is one, it's called the Better Business Burough. If you want service, typically you have to pay just a little bit more than rock bottom for it. Given the choice between service and cost, enough people choose cost that service seen as a costly extra to most businesses. You may be angry, but are you really willing to pay the extra 5-10% it would cost to provide good service? (if you were you probably wouldn't be shopping at Fry's).

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    1. Re:Sanity Check by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately the BBB is mostly B-fucking-S.

      I dont know what type of success you have ever had with filing complaints with the BBB against companies - but I can tell you from the many times that I actually have - it really doesnt do jack.

      For example - one company (a car dealership that sold me a car that was a lemon (as defined by the lemon law) would not cooperate and do what was required of them by law to take care of the problem) whom I tried to report to the BBB was rated as "a gold business member" by the BBB and the BBB rep said "I can't believe that they would act in this way". After sending the copy of the complaint and the copy of the complaint I made to the state attorney general I still didnt even get results.

      You want to know what did get results? Pushing the car (yes physically pushing the broken piece of shit) into their entrance and throwing the keys in the face of the dealer in front of about 10 other customers that were there.

      On other occasions not only did I file with the BBB - but I also called the insurace commision about insurance problems (a carrier refused to take a car I no longer owned off my policy and kept billing me for it) - still no results. I was told by the insurance commission that this "was common behavior" - and they didnt do a damn thing. Common?! I just let them bill me and I never paid them - just switched to another carrier. "Good for you!" you might say. Bullshit. I shouldnt HAVE to switch.... and anyone that thinks that switching is an acceptable solution to this sort of problem is an idiot. its no solution - shit like this should be taken care of, we should NOT have to deal with crap like this.

      want more examples of how the BBB is just a token organization that doesnt accomplish for consumers what it is supposedly chartered to do?

      why not look at the actual punishments that companies receive when they fuck up in a big way.

      As another poster said - vote with your wallet. Well, I do (I havent bought a Nike product in more than 10 years - although I was given a pair of shoes once as a gift) - there are many companies I dont shop with....

      the point about Frys is that they sell items that are refurb/return-not-working as IF THEY WERE NEW - and charge the *same price* as the real new item would cost. This should be *illegal*. also - ever notice that frys maintains no website? ever had an experience trying to get a laptop that is under warranty repaired in their "authorized service center" - pain in the ass.

      anyway - frys just sucks, but overall good customer service is definitely something the consumer should demand and expect.

      but here we see the problem is even more than just bad customer service, neglected policies and unenforced laws. the root of the continuance of these issues comes from the fact that the large majority of consumers are just happy to tolerate these thing and throw up their arms - like we see here, not even noticing that the supposed groups and measures that are already in place dont do a damn thing.... which is why we are even talking about this issue in the first place.

    2. Re:Sanity Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the BBB is just a voluntary organization. It is not run by the government or anyone else. Having had several as my clients, I know for a fact that have helped thousands upon thousands of people. Oh, you mean they wouldn't fine the company for you? What do you expect for a free information service?

      Some companies suck, but so do some consumers. What is it you do that you have cause to file multiple complaints to the BBB? Most people don't complain that much in a lifetime. You remind me of a woman that took my company to court. I was worried untill I saw she also took her dry cleaner, her maid service, her auto mechanic, her grocery store, and her tv repair shop to court on the same day.

      (BTW about your 'lemon', if it really was one, all you have to do is contact a local lawyer, and if the car is a lemon, they will take care of it for you if the company is unhelpful.)

    3. Re:Sanity Check by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      Frys does have a website. They are the same as Outpost.com as well.

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  100. Free Market Economy by Nevermore-Spoon · · Score: 2

    The Free Market Economy is self regulating in this respect. Those who desire to pay more for certified work can, and those who wish to pay less for uncertified work have the right to do so.

    Besides you've all taken the tests, thier paper tests, A+ doens't mean you can fix everything, nor does it make you a trustworthy business person. Think of the possiblility of the guy with lots of certs on the wall lying about what needs to be done to fix your computer....mimics may peoples fears of the auto industry.

    I just don't see how regulation will really make the market place better than it is.

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  101. Mechanics are NOT tested to practice by bluveinr · · Score: 1
    Many people are confused on the issue of certified technicians for your auto. All but 2 states have a law that a mechanic must be 'test certified' to work on your car. You can negotiate any terms with anyone to do the work for you. Each state has different licensing, but they do not require you pass some test, just that you register with the state you do business in, Just like any business. Some states require tests for emmisions test inspectors, etc. But this is for compliance with the law, not to say they are competent mechanics.

    Shop Licensing Laws

  102. It's my money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should be able to pay whoever I want to work on my computer. It should be up to the consumer to decide whether or not to take their computer to a certified technician. Having a certificate means nothing. There are plenty of crappy certified mechanics and hair stylists.

  103. LMT-MWHS-MCSE by bkruiser · · Score: 1

    License for Massaging and Dumping Microsoft Certified Systems Engineers.

  104. About Contracts, etc by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are right, by default contract law dictates that you should know what you are doing. And myself as an engineer I have that problem. I can be held legally liable if I give advice, even if it is free.

    BUT and this is what I also see. If people are not satisfied, then no matter how much we know it is a bad idea it will happen. In industry, when there is a problem that cannot be managed by the industry, regulations start. They start because people want some quality and control. And no matter how much we whine, the law makers will not care.

    THEREFORE, it is up to us to fix it!

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    1. Re:About Contracts, etc by hackstraw · · Score: 2

      I can be held legally liable if I give advice, even if it is free.

      Sad thing is that this applies to medical help also (at least in the US). Some doctors will not help a person dying in the street out of fear of being sued for trying to save their life!?!

    2. Re:About Contracts, etc by Casca · · Score: 2

      Of course if the person they don't help does die, and someone realizes there was a doctor there that didn't do anything they will get sued too.

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    3. Re:About Contracts, etc by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Of course if the person they don't help does die, and someone realizes there was a doctor there that didn't do anything they will get sued too.

      This doesn't only apply to medical professionals; it applies to regular citizens equally.

      Does anybody remember the "Good Samaritan Law"?

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    4. Re:About Contracts, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "by default contract law dictates that you should know what you are doing. And myself as an engineer I have that problem. I can be held legally liable if I give advice, even if it is free"

      huh? no contract exists unless there is an exchange of some kind. Is it contract law that imposes liablility for free advice or something else?

    5. Re:About Contracts, etc by Reziac · · Score: 2

      One problem here is that as a rule, the courts are pretty ignorant of what is or is not due to a computer tech's incompetence.

      I've seen quite a few such cases come thru the TV Courtroom shows, and in every case I've watched, AFAICT the tech had done their job correctly, and the client had proceeded to fuck up the system after the fact. But in EVERY case, the judge's decision went *against* the computer tech.

      I've noticed this is a strong general trend wrt *anything* that judges typically don't know much about -- in such cases, the customer always wins no matter HOW much in the wrong they are.

      So here's a question: how would licensing fix that??

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    6. Re:About Contracts, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is incorrect. The good samaritan law excuses average passers-by from liability if they intervene to try to save someone's life (i.e., if they give CPR). I don't think it excuses passing doctors, however.

    7. Re:About Contracts, etc by stephanruby · · Score: 2
      Sad thing is that this applies to medical help also (at least in the US). Some doctors will not help a person dying in the street out of fear of being sued for trying to save their life!?!

      This is a lie perpetred by doctors who don't want to help people and people who don't like our legal system. There is no judge/jury in the world that would rule against a doctor trying to help.

      Let's face it. Doctors, and most people for that matter, don't want to be bothered. We leave in an apathetic world where we would much rather ignore the problem of a fellow human being rather than take charge of their problem. I am not condemning doctors, I'm just calling it as I see it. I know this is a twisted thing to say, but in many cases I agree that we can't help every person that appears on our doorstep.

    8. Re:About Contracts, etc by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      This is incorrect. The good samaritan law excuses average passers-by from liability if they intervene to try to save someone's life (i.e., if they give CPR). I don't think it excuses passing doctors, however.

      The Good Samaritan Law, if I recall my readings correctly, also holds people liable for damages if they see an assault in progress and do nothing to assist.

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    9. Re:About Contracts, etc by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not a lie, it's simply a misunderstanding. Certain jurisdictions have "Good Samaritan" laws that limit liability for simple negligence during the course of a life-threatening accident. Sometimes doctors are covered under the laws, sometimes they aren't. Where they aren't, they are liable for their actions the same as they are liable in a hospital setting.

      The statement that no jury would convict someone under those circumstances is absolutely untrue, as it has happened in the past. It has nothing to do with all doctors being greedy, soulless bastards.

      As an example, one of my mother's good friends wouldn't be alive today were it not for a doctor being the first on the scene of his accident. He had crushed his jaw, and was in the process of asphyxiating on his own blood. The doctor performed a tracheotomy using the shaft of a BIC (or some pen like it). Then he left the scene, because he was in an area where doctors were not covered by a "good Samaritan" law. Had my mother's friend died as a result of the tracheotomy (nevermind that he would have died anyway without it), the doctor would have been as liable for the death as if he had died of a tracheotomy on an operating room table in some hospital. So he did what he could, and left before he could be identified.

      The law does not actively punish doctors who help, but there are areas where they are barred from helping through ommission. They are simply not released from their everyday liabilities, so they cannot afford to risk their livelihood by helping.

  105. Certs in 1925? by DonFinch · · Score: 1

    Well the PC is a fairly young indusrty. How many Certified Jiffy Lubes were servicing the personal automobile in 1925. Granted the PC industry growth is much faster, pc support shops are still primarily mom and pop (or pop and pimply faced kid) operations. Besides I dont think a cert would mean much. IF I were hiring a tech or a consultant I really wish they could give me "Certified criticiaily thining person" certificate to see. Do you know how many "certified" morons there are out there?

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  106. Mod this up by xintegerx · · Score: 1

    Give me a damn break, any idiot can follow the instructions to build a computer usually easier than putting together that cheap furniure you buy at Target.

    So true. And as for exceptions to this... WELL GET PROFESSIONAL HELP--shops. Therefore, there's not such a need for computer repair shops as there is for autoshops and salons. The few that exist (why?) are too few to deem certification practical.

    Why:
    Most people buy a new computer or figure out how to upgrade their memory, hard drive, video card, or processor themselves (if even they want to upgrade.) Computer shops are for 1) idiots (to the computing world), 2) corporations to license for use, and 3) people who have to use them to fix a part under warranty.

    Case 1 and 2, the shop will know what to do with the PC better than the beginning consumer or company administration could know. Case 3, it is for warranty, plus the PC manufacturer 'trains' this shop... no brainer to use them.

  107. whistling in the dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are whistling in the dark... what good is it to have certified repair personnel IF there is no accountability for the stuff being used (both software and hardware)? Until you can get rid of the lack of liability for software it won't matter.

  108. No problem huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this make the two computers I built myself illegal? What my friend's computer that I put back together after a "professional" tore it to pieces. Would you still have no problem complying when you're told to turn in anyone who has a P2P program on their machine?

  109. /. food fight! but seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh my, *this* is going to be an active, fun-filled, /. thread.

    before you go too far with 'certifying' repair folk, make sure there's an industry putting out certified reliable, safe, equipment for them to work on. ..which will no doubt work like ford sending 105 lobbyists [not engineers] to congress to 'prove' the problem is the firestone tires, not a passengertruck that tumbles & crushes it's roof on flat pavement due to a mere blowout.

    great idea. :)

    personally i think i'll stick with Harry Tuttle.

    note: i came into computers from one of the last unregulated trades - house repair. there's a nice mix of gov't safety inspections to prove competance without overwhelming bureaucracy forcing stagnation & unnecessary cost ala most of europe. it's an interesting bazaar system, compared to the usual cathedrals, and i wonder if there's been comparative studies done along those lines.

    [in my country there is some erosion of this on residential electrical work -- a homeowner may do his own work as long as it is inspected & passes, or a certified electrician may do it, but no-one in between. that's federal regs misused to protect a union, not to provide safety. your 'unregulated' [regulated by references of solid work, actually] carpenter should be able to string lamps & use the same inspection safety system as the homeowner.]

    regulated systems are good, but it does not follow that outside gov't certification is only choas. dig into the history of the topic a bit. there's an interesting vein here.

  110. Certification: the great paradox by goingincirclez · · Score: 1

    It's as if you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

    If you DO: As one poster pointed out, in some circles a cert is almost mandatory to land/ keep/ advance a job... mostly to survive as a slave to those who have the money that pays your check. BUT even if you are rightly skilled, you still get classed in that "Bastardass no-nothing paper cert morons" group by all of your self-respecting peers and /.-ers....

    So, DON'T get a cert. Then TRY to apply for a job. Wince and cringe when the customer who won't pay you a fair price for service says he'll take his 486 POS to "my boy Jimmy who builds the Pentium Force in his basement" because you don't have any "cred" that looks intimidating enough. "See that A+ cert? That means your boj JImmy is a liar. LIAR!!!" (And in the end you're still a slave to the money that Jimmy somehow makes).

    I say, if yer qualified and you KNOW what you're doing, a cert definitely can't be bad thing. Eventually, anywhere, the knowlegable certs rise above the paper ones.

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  111. Regulations like that would become excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laws requiring registration/cert etc. for computer repair would I suspect become devices for forcing people to stop helping one another freely, which happens a good bit. (I have done such things free for my friends or neighbors many times.) Occasionally those helped offer favors in return, which would be plenty for some trade association to come in and complain.

    The only regulations that would make sense would be of the "truth in labelling" kind. That is, specify that if asked you must truthfully state how many repairs you have done and how many of the machine problems were fixed (or at least not overclaim such), and state a to a good approximation how many of your repair efforts failed, either absolute numbers or fractionally.

    An auto that fails suddenly can kill. A computer that fails seldom does even indirectly and essentially never does directly. Moreover, if that kind of question were honestly answered by even regulated auto mechanics, how many would still be in business? (As I think of it, you should be required also to answer how often your repairs were followed by other problems which might have been or seemed unrelated to the initial ones.)

    If you want to trust a 14 year old who "really knows computers", and he tells you he fixed one machine successfully and unsuccessfully tried 2 others, seems to me you can blame yourself for problems.

    Finally, requiring self reporting of such statistics if you are in business regularly for money and allowing comment by customers so that checking of the accuracy can be done would seem a relatively inexpensive way to gather the stats.

    I would be much happier with such things than the regulation of repair or other "professional" people that exists. Amateurs could then do whatever, just so everyone was clear what they were and knew, and poor workmen would no longer be able to keep good amateurs from helping others due to legal force. All this theoretical stuff about dangers to the public is IN PRACTICE bull**** designed to cover the fact that the laws sought are used to reduce competition and all too often to hide the quality of poor workers.

  112. Regulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Seems to me this won't solve a damned thing, except to make it more costly to get repairs performed in the first place. Oh, and then I suppose you'd be wanting a Chilton's Guide - style system of computer repair, mmm?


    Computers change too fucking fast for that to work. Deal.

  113. Actually A Plus is a Cosmic Joke, and guess what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Management does not get it. Some sailsman sold the management of, oh so many places, on the idea
    that having A plus certified personell would actually DO something for them. I have worked in large and small shops, backyard garage shops to Ingram Micro shops and the A Plus cert was a requirement for technical employment. You would be surprised at the percentage of A Plus techs who are absolutely useless. Fortunately I have a Degree that supercedes the A Plus requirement, but I have been on the clean-up end for A Plus tech's incompetence on far too many occasions to count.
    I now work for a small shop, and they require A Plus certification. We have ond guy who can absolutely fix ANYTHING, but cannot pass his A Plus exam, despite having taken it on many occasions. He is stopped from making the money he deserves, just because of a moronis mind-set and stubborness of management. This guy runs rings around the few lead techs we have in the shop.

    Bottom line, A Plus is a paper credential and NOTHING more. Some people are good at taking tests, others are not.

  114. Ugh, don't rely on government regulation by smack_attack · · Score: 2

    If we rely on the government to regulate this field, we might as well load up on useless certifications like low-voltage and mechanical licenses.

    Anyone who thinks that the government has a better solution than the free market needs to have their head examined.

  115. meh by afidel · · Score: 2

    Who cares? Almost any computer work done under waranty is already regulated in that you can't do it without vendor certification, for off brand stuff that is I guess the price you pay for getting a cheaper pc. Besides other forms of electronics repair are not regulated so why should pc's be a special case? And finally I haven't met a tech so incompetant yet that he couldn't easily pass the A+ and whatever vendor certs are required, face it fixing pc's is not that hard.

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  116. It's just a revenue generator for the states by ToasterTester · · Score: 2

    States make some people get license mainly to generate revenue, but more important to know who to monitor for collecting income tax. Plus the tests and cert are meaningless. All it say it at some point in time they memorized the answers to a test. Most MCSE's and even more trivial certs like A+ are no indication these people can think on their feet in real world situations. Most forget the info shortly after they take their tests, but even the ones who remember have trouble relating to real issues that don't match what their books explained.

  117. Just like my NRA card lets me carry my automomatic by sideshow · · Score: 1

    The fact the NRA thinks I'm a good guy means jack shit as far as the US Gov is concerned. Same thing with the SAE (mechanic cerification guys). If I see a sign on the wall of a shop all I can assume is that the mechanic in question has enough money to pay his dues.

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  118. True enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ans this guy display his "as a matter of pride". Pride in what? Knowing the difference between NICs and video cards?

  119. Sounds like my sister-in-law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About five years ago my brother had a problem with his computer. I volunteered to help him out and fix it for free, but his wife wanted to know if I was "certified" to fix the computer before I touched it. This despite the fact that I had been working as a PC Specialist for over a year, and had years of tinkering experience before starting to do it professionally.

    Made me want to say, "No I don't, go pay someone to fix it." Of course, I didn't and had him send the computer to me. I held onto it for a couple of months and finally sent it back unfixed. Never even looked at it. A young BOFH in the making ...

  120. Certification means nothing... voice of experience by MickLinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's see: I had a Mac Powerbook 180c, and the surface-mounted powerplug pulled off the board. Anyhow, I brought it in, they charged me to replace the board, opened it in front of me... everything was fine except for that. It was an Apple-Certified Repair shop. So I got it repaired. Took it home, it worked. So then I set it aside. Later on, I pulled it out to use it: the fix lasted less than 2 weeks. They said "sorry, you waited too long. No warranty." So I got out my soldering iron and did a job myself. In the process, I also noticed, though, that they had busted the hard drive mounts, and just *set* it back in place. It was loose.

    I said "no more of them". I went to CompUSA next, which was both Apple Certified *AND* CompUSA Certified. The problem was my PB3400c: the trackpad button was failing. So they got it (opening the computer: $180), and said "Well, the trackpad needs replacing, but we can't get another one for another month or so. We can close it up, and let you have it back, or we can hold onto it for a month. But meanwhile, we jury-rigged a sortof fix that might last for a while."

    Hmm. It lasted for about a year. I went back; they said "well, it'll be another $180 to open it up again..." I needed it. They opened it. They replaced the trackpad -- but used a missized screw, so it failed again within 4 months. Tough. It's a 3-month warranty.

    You know, certification really means nothing. I've repaired each of my powerbooks since then, I've done a better job, and the cost was a 2-3 hours of labor at most.

    Requiring legal certification is just going to ensure that the people who are really good and cheap don't get jobs through us users stumbling on them and then sticking with them.

    I say leave it to random chance, and just let people publish like crazy on the web who is good, and who isn't worth the screwdriver they wave around.

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  121. I wholeheartedly agree by TastesLikeChicken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Automobiles and haircuts change at a relatively glacial pace in comparison to hardware. A certification could be meaningless in 3 years. I think society will move more and more to a eBay like structure where all busineses will recieve feedback from thier customers (oh, look Fry's has 14% negative reviews, maybey that sale isn't so great). Or, look this 18 year old without a degree has 260 great reviews from people he's done similar work for, while the 32 year old with the PhD in the suit and tie has 20 decent reviews and complaint.

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    1. Re:I wholeheartedly agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hairstyles change.

      Automobiles and haircuts both require continuing education.

      But then again a 57 chevy and a Honda Insight are basically the same car, right?

  122. Licenses and Certifications by javahacker · · Score: 1

    Many people in our business don't have a computer science degree, but make their living as programmers. They can do the work. Some people with computer science degrees can't program their way out of a paper bag. You don't want one of them on your project.

    Having a certification tells me you cared enough to get it, probably because you thought it would make you more money. It says nothing about how good you are. Having a license, which requires a certification and some money, tells me nothing more about how well you can do the job, or how much I can really trust you.

    Ok, I guess that's enough ranting about pieces of paper. They prove you could get the piece of paper, not that you can be trusted to do the work, that you have to prove the hard way.

    Damn, where did that soap box come from!

  123. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Maeryk · · Score: 2

    I agree in part with this.... *ALL* certifications aren't a waste, but the A+ certification sure as h*ll is, esp for people with more then a year of experience

    THis kind of reminds me of the recent Userfriendly where the interview was for "at least five years experience in XP" or something like that.

    The problem with the A+ is A) its outdated, B) its pretty meaningless.. in this day and age, you dont REPAIR power supplies, you put em in boxes and cross-ship them to IBM, or DELL, or whoever.

    BUT... (and this is a big but) you probably wont work for any company worth its salt without the A+ cert. I know of companies where _every_ employee is required to be A+ certed, even the HR people.. because that company markets itself as staffing only A+ or better certified people.

    I kind of resent the attitude that all A+ certified people are stupid.. I am one and have been in the field for five years at a fortune 500 company now.. and it is absolutely required for my job.. even if I never touch a DIMM or a Fluke Meter. (Though I do use both regularly).

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  124. Beware your average mechanic shop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a former life I was an "ASE Certified Master Mechanic", gold gear and all. I was literally shaking when I left the testing room because they were the easiest tests this side of a urinalysis and I personally knew people who conldn't pass the tests who were working at Sears on someone's suspension, steering, and brakes. That really scared the crap out of me. There was an idiot working in a position where he could kill someone through his incompetence.

    Computer related certification tests are many, many times more difficult.

    I don't think that it would work well to have our certs required because they might get watered down even more so the unwashed masses could pass them.

  125. How about this... by DigitalDad · · Score: 1

    No, I don't think MORE government regulation is needed, especially on yet another aspect of my life. Instead, how about employer accountability of their employees? The employer is the one who suposidly check their employees references to make sure they knew what the hell they were doing. Insofar as a self-employeed person goes, I think the BEST "credential" there is would be references from either past employment or clients. Put 'em up in a frame if it makes you feel good.

    However, I think just the opposite of what you're asking. I really believe that it's the END USER that needs some sort of "license" or whatever to use a computer. At least some sort of intro to computers class where they get a fancy certificate to brag about to other AOL users. If that happened, it would eliminate the unbelievably stupid questions and problems that seem to popup all the time.

    Perfect example... Many moons ago (about 10 years) I worked at a small mom & pop computer store selling computers. One day we had a HUGE storm that caused power havoc all around the region (and other problems) leaving people without power for weeks and causing major surges in other places. I got a call a few days after the storm at work from a customer complaining that his new computer system didn't turn on. I figured that there was a thrown breaker or something on the power strip and asked him to check it while I was on the phone. He said he had to find a flashlight because it was dark in the room and I got a little suspicious and asked if he just had a desk light he could use. He told me he did, but it didn't work because the power was out all over where he lived. True story.

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  126. Thats not how you select them by ivrcti · · Score: 1

    Personally, I don't choose my mechanic based his accreditation. In fact, the mechanics with the most accreditation is the dealer and my car NEVER goes there except for warranty-covered repairs! So, how do most of us pick a mechanic? By reputation, of course. Some of the best mechanics I have ever known (my dad included) never had a single shingle.

    Thank about it, you choose professionals who work for you based first on their reputation, then as a secondary item, their bonding/insurance for items that have major risk (like plumbing). When was the last time you checked the schooling of your plumber?

    It has been my sad experience, that government intervention does not improve the general quality of services, it only creates an entry barrier into the market. (Think lawyers.) Regulation may curtail a few of very worst offenders, but by and large, they aren't licensed anyway (except in the case of lawyers)!

  127. no no no no no by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 1
    A:how long before your certification is out-of-date? we have new hardware, specs, and standards comming out every few months, all of which can be dangerous if you lack the know-how and skill to use them correctly

    B: In addition to the above, how much is it going to cost to make sure YOUR re-certified with each renewal in specs, standards, hardware and software? who's going to charge you? and how much? how much time will you have to spend in totla keeping up with certification? automotive licenses,a dn medical ones have re-exmaninations over the span of YEARS, which is obseletion in our field.

    C: although not a strong argument, it IS true that a great portion of the most skilled techs have NO formal training, or are to young to be certified... etc... Meaning certification would really eliminate a great portion of the best techs from being "allowed" to be available to consumers.

    D: Although well intended, can you imagine the problems between the goverment and various software / hardware vendors over who gets to certify, how much it costs, what categories, and what should and shouldnt be certified?

    between these and many other points, i find the proposal ridiculous and potentialy disasturous to the industry and our econmy.

    in other words.... NO NO NO NO NO
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  128. Disaster Brewing with this idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say 'No!' for the same reason digital legislation sucks: The rate of change in the computer industry is (at the present time) far too rapid for legistlation to keep up. Give it 40 years and maybe things will have settled down some.

    And you thought copyright in the digital age was a clusterfuck!

  129. Further examination by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    An automobile mechanic is certified and licensed because there are safety issues that can be fatal when a mechanic performs their duties improperly.

    Sounds more like an insurance concern. I.e. You don't prove your employees trained, we don't cover your liability if they still goof.

    Similarly, a hair stylist has sanitation concerns that must be met to provide a germ-free and safe environment.

    Certainly another case to make for liability. Don't want anyone catching a scalp disease from a non-sanitary trimmer.

    Proving the good health of employees is one thing, i.e. restaurant workers or teachers, but certificates beyond health strike me as more of an general level of acceptance. I.e. We do not hire any 'systems engineer' we only hire MCSE. Why? Well the ceritificate demonstrates a level of training. They're still capable of a magnificent foul-up. Try to report or track incompentent workers and see how many lawsuits that gets.

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  130. YES! by isotope23 · · Score: 2

    Absolutely! Lets make a repair license! Better yet, why not make a USER license, allowing only people who have such, to buy and or use a computer.... Better yet, Library licenses! or for those more in tune with Amerika's new direction, Knowledge access licenses! We can start teaching children only what they NEED to KNOW, can't be too careful you never know one of them might become a terrorist. Come ON! We live in a free country right? We don't want to snoop on our neighbors, And we dont want to watch everyone And we'd never ask the traveling public for ID like former eastern block countries.....

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  131. Above all, let the market decide. by jeaster · · Score: 1

    Let me preface this by saying I run a VERY small side business out of my home. I live in an area of Arizona that is mostly retirement communities, and I advertise in thier papers for "Computer Help" Repair, installation, instruction. I have no certifications whatsoever, and some here would argue not enough knowledge to bring my services to the public. What I do have is a good BASIC understanding of what it is the retirees want, and how to make thier computers do that. If I have a problem I can't fix, I refer them to someone else. It comes down to the honesty of the tech, and the market. How many computers could I destroy before word got around? Not many, I would wager. Government is not needed to regulate this industry, just common sense.

  132. Absolutely Not ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with most if not all computer certification schemes (MCSE being a classic example) is that they are perverted by people who run courses on how to gain certification, but not necessarily how to do things properly.

    I am a manager of a section of 7 IT staff, and regularly deal with contractors and recruitment issues. Given the current crop of IT people and these 'certification' processes, I tend to view 'certification' as a process of confirming that the holder has a screw loose somewhere.

    . They typically spend large sums of money on obtaining a piece of paper rather than gaining experience or broadening their skill base.

    . They feel that they have to ask for an hourly rate far above their practical value to recover these costs.

    . They typically turn out to be easily swayed by industry hype (once on the certification track they can't seem to stay off it).

    It's not just a problem with MCSE - I've had the same problem with supposed Novell and Cisco 'experts'.

    Certification does not guarantee much if anything. My sister's old hairdresser had all the necessary paperwork (as well as awards and trophies) and still managed to burn her hair - and refused to do anything apart from insist she pay for the perm and ofered her additional hair care/repair products at cost.

    Certification is simply a tool for the incompetent to promote their skills and inflate their apparent value, and a burden to the competent.

    If IT people want to demonstrate value and ability, then do something worthwhile with their skills. Voulenteer at a local community group. Spend time and money on acquiring skills rather than certification. Broaden your CV with abilities rather than certificates. Show that you are an adaptable and talented person.

  133. Not only is this stupid... by Veovis · · Score: 1

    Its another way for the government to setup revolving taxes... like we need more of that

  134. There are better ways to spend money by Mark_MacRae · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be worth the money. Government should be paying for universal health care and fighting poverty, not wasting it on regulating computer repair techs.

    And really you should be spending your money more wisely if you get ripped off on computer repair. Your computer cost you what? A thousand bucks? Today you are lucky if it is worth half of that a month or two from date of purchase.

    If poorly repaired, it may annoy you but is not a safety hazard to your neighbours (unless of course you toss out your 8th floor window in frustration).

    If you are spending more than 50-100 bucks to repair it, you should probably just be replacing it instead, and selling the used parts on eBay.

  135. Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competance by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All this does is make it harder for an independent artisan to make a living -- I don't want Intel's stamp of approval. The only approval I need is a legion of satisfied customers who tell their friends and colleagues and word spreads and reputation builds -- like in the old days before you could "buy" a certification.

    At the risk of being modded a troll or offtopic, I wanted to draw an analogy here. The statement that you don't want a stamp of approval and that your satisfied customers is all the "proof" of your competance bothers me a little. I see it coming dangerously close to the current state of alternative medicine. Like you, those practioners do not particularly care if they are recognized by the medical community as a legitimate treatment -- they proudly point to their satisfied customers as "proof" that their methods work. I'm not going to go into a long diatribe of how people can be mistaken in their belief that alternative medicine has helped them here (check out QuackWatch for a more detailed explanation). People can be easily fooled. In the process of repairing someone's hard drive, you might actually wipe out the data through your own negligence. Then you simply tell the customer that the hard drive and all the data on board could not be salvaged. Hey, it's not your fault, you tell them, it was simply fried that bad when they brought it to you. Because the customer doesn't know any better, they simply take your word for it. If you do a speedy job of replacing their hard drive, they might very well end up being satisfied customers, completely unaware that YOU were the reason the data was lost.

    I'd just like to point out that this attitude that I hear in so many fields about "I don't need credentials. My customers will vouche for me." kind of spooks me a little.

    GMD

  136. Instead of certifications... by jmichaelg · · Score: 2

    ...which are worthless after a few years how about a the certification agency just maintains a user-searchable comments database. You take your car/washer/computer into the shop and get it serviced. Two weeks after you've fetched it back, you get an email from the agency asking you if the shop did what they were supposed to. The agency's operating expense is covered by the "certification" fees.

    Sort of a mix between the BBB and resellerratings.com. Resellerratings.com is excellent for the market it serves.

  137. Let's learn from the Accounting industry by Petronius · · Score: 3

    Arthur Andersen was full of these Certified, official people. Yet, they screwed their customers, employees, broke the law, cost investors billions.
    I think everyone gets the idea. Why should it be any different in our industry?

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  138. Licensing just protects local monopoly rents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Any economist will tell you that the only purpose of licensing is to introduce another barrier to entry to protect the incumbents (at the cost of new entrants, and consumers). Now, in certain fields (like medicine), maybe you want to have some sort of regulations (although even that could be debated by a decently intelligent libertarian). But, the purpose of licensing in fields like law and accounting is merely to decrease the supply of 'certified' service providers. However, demand doesn't shift, meaning that fewer customers are served at a higher price (the famed 'deadweight costs' that you may remember from high school econ).


    Imagine if you *needed* to go to business school and get an MBA before starting a company. How much innovation would you get? How many new companies? None of the major companies in tech (from HP and IBM down to Microsoft, Amazon, eBay, Dell, etc) were started by MBA's. We'd have the same level of economic development as Bosnia (and rural Bosnia, at that).


    Certification is fine as a signal to the market that you have a certain level of 'proven' skill (although we all know that this is *extremely* imperfect information, judging by the numb-nuts who get credentialed nowadays). At least the free market can adapt to properly interpret these signals. Regulation does not.

  139. cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as far as society is concerned

    Cost to society certify + Cost to society to maintain and police certification vs Cost of lawsuits when someone screws up.

    Which do you think is larger?

    there is the answer.

  140. Doing stupid repairs by wastaz · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm against this certification crap.
    I need my laptop keyboard changed. So I go to the store I bought it from and tell them to change it, I've seen it done before, a simple snap-off snap-on procedure that takes like...1 minute? I could do it in my sleep.

    Anyway, so the store tells me "leave the laptop and come back in a week". I go "WTF?!" and ask them why...and what's the answer?
    "Well, we havent got a certified laptop techincian so we need to ship your laptop to another city to get one".

    Seriously, that's just bullshit. I could do the damned procedure in my sleep if they'd let me. But they wont sell me any parts, and if I want it earlier than a week, then I have to pay extra. No way I'm paying 30$ to have my keyboard changed just because some guy with a "certification" has to do it.

  141. Job protection for the incompetent by DavidinAla · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a political consultant, and I'm not sure whether to laugh at the ignorance implied by the proposed solution or calmly explain why things work the way they do. I'm trying hard to remember that some people actually believed the garbage they heard in seventh grade civics classes and that they haven't actually dealt with real politicians enough to know what motivates such laws.

    Laws requiring people to be licensed to do certain things (such as repair plumbing or cut hair) are sold to the public as protection for the public, but, in reality, those regulations are about protecting the people already in a business and keeping prices high for the service. If you honestly think that regulations such as you're proposing will keep out incompetent people, you clearly haven't seen some of the bad haircuts that I've seen from fully licensed haircutters. Do you think the licensing keeps incompetent plumbers from working? Do you think that licensing keeps incompetent people in almost ANY field from working?

    Government licensing is popular because it provides barriers to entry into a profession. It makes it harder to compete with the people who are already doing it (and tends to make prices for those services HIGHER than they otherwise would be). But all those things do is create hoops for people to jump through. Any idiot can memorize enough basic facts long enough to get a real estate license, for instance, but that doesn't mean that person is going to be a competent agent. A licensed haircutter isn't necessarily a good haircutter. And a licensed plumber isn't necessarily a good plumber.

    The market is what works. If somebody is good at something, you recommend him or her to your friends -- and that person gets more business. If somebody is lousy at something, word gets around and the person has trouble getting work, until he's getting work only from people who are more interested in a cheap price than a quality job. The same is true in ANY field -- even things where we like to pretend that licensing provides a level playing field for everyone, such as with physicians.

    Politicians like licensing requirements, because they allow them to tell the voters that they're protecting them, while they're really taking contributions from professional groups of union groups which are eager to lock out competition.

    Giving the government the power to decide who is competent to do ANYTHING is crazy. The longer I'm around politics, the more I think that anarchy is a darn good idea. :-)

    David

    1. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is exactly right. If he could be modded up to 6 I would do it myself. Licensing is all about abuse of government power to artificially jack up prices. It is kind of like a union for independents.

      As a computer consultant I'd be all in favor of such a requirement. As a consumer with a libertarian bent I think mandatory licensing is antithetical to the proper operation of a free market.

    2. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 1
      There's a flaw in your argument; it contradicts itself.

      You argue that licensing does nothing to keep incompetants from getting work:

      Do you think the licensing keeps incompetent plumbers from working? Do you think that licensing keeps incompetent people in almost ANY field from working?

      However, you then say that letting the market decide will automatically resolve these problems:

      If somebody is lousy at something, word gets around and the person has trouble getting work, until he's getting work only from people who are more interested in a cheap price than a quality job.

      Therefore, following your argument, licensing does not resolve the problem (since licensed individuals have proven capable of doing crappy jobs), but leaving it to the market does not resolve the issue either (since these licensed individuals exist within the market as well, and they still get work and manage to screw it up). Therefore, while government regulation might not be the best choice of action, doing nothing at all will not resolve the issue of crappy service.

      Unless of course, you would advocate something along the lines of "you get what you pay for, so only buy from people who charge more then everyone else", but solely using price as a determiner of quality is patently silly. So presumably, it would have to be "rely upon recommendations of friends, and be willing to pay higher prices for quality." Okay, that makes sense to some degree.

      But how do you deal with people who recommend people who are not very qualified? As the story posted mentioned: johnny's-14-year-old nephew-that-really-knows-computers. Johnny's nephew might know computers, or his ability might be drastically overrated by his friends and family who recommend him, and he ultimately hoses your computer. Thus, the reviews of other customers cannot be taken as pure truth either.

      There is no easy solution to this problem. Certainly, ignoring it and hoping that the market just works it out has not resolved it yet, and likely won't in the near future.
    3. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Therefore, following your argument, licensing does not resolve the problem (since licensed individuals have proven capable of doing crappy jobs), but leaving it to the market does not resolve the issue either (since these licensed individuals exist within the market as well, and they still get work and manage to screw it up).

      Close, but not cigar. If it weren't for the fact that unlicensed hairdressers were against the law, the market would work. But there is an artificial barrier to entry. You can be the greatest hairdresser in the world, but without the thousands of dollars it takes to get a certificate, no one will do business with you. Incompetence and a certificate will get you at least a tiny bit of business. Superb skills, experience, intelligence, and reputation, without a certificate, will get you nothin if you want to stay on the right side of the law.

      Where I grew up, the word of mouth (ei. the marketplace) said that the best restaurant was Delgado's. This was an unlicensed restaurant being run out of Mrs. Delgado's kitchen. The food was fantastic, the place was clean, and the service impeccable. But the business was still illegal. Her house wasn't zoned for a business, she didn't have the funds to aquire a business location, and didn't have the bureaucratic patience to wade through the red tape required to get licensed.

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    4. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by dismal+scientist · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail right on the head. You should get modded to 7 (except for that part about anarchy. Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater).

    5. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 1
      If it weren't for the fact that unlicensed hairdressers were against the law, the market would work.
      Why? Because, presumably, there is an army of skilled hair dressers waiting on the wings who are only held back by the fact that they can't afford to get licensed? Sorry, I don't buy that.

      Presumably, to be the greatest hairdresser in the world you would have to have some experience with hairdressing. This presumably comes either from supposedly illegal practice (cutting hair for friends and their children) or through the education process (of getting a license). Thus, the artificial barrier to entry is only a block to people who want to be hairdressers, not to people who have any skill, since its impossible to have skill without having performed before.

      However, the barrier to entry argument might provide a better argument for our topic at hand: computer repairs. However, the market is currently unregulated, and the story poster explicitly noted a sizable portion of crappy computer service in a freer market then hair dressers. Why hasn't the market resolved that issue? Its supposed to solve everything, isn't it?

      Note, no where did I say that regulation would instantly solve the problem. I did not. I did say that the market is not a magical, all knowing mechanism that fixes everything. It is not. While, your word of mouth story about the restraunt is all heart warming, let me provide an alternative hypothetical scenario.

      The restraunt business is completely unregulated, and an independently wealthy individual always wanted to open up a restraunt, however he (or she) didn't have the bureaucratic patience to wade through the red tape required to get licensed. So, not knowing anything about running a restraunt, he buys the cheapest beef he can find for his restraunt, which just happens to have severe health issues associated with it that he is unaware of (various bacteria come to mind). However, this individual does know something about marketing, and he runs a huge ad campaign about the grand opening of his restraunt, with a huge turnout.

      Almost all of his customers become violently ill from his unregulated beef, from his unregulated restraunt. Of course, everyone knows to never eat there again, and I suppose you can count that as the market working. But what do you do about all those people (dozens, if not hundreds) who became violently ill due to the lack of health regulations? Write them off as casualties of the market doing its magic?
    6. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

      Actually, the only way to see my argument as contradictory (as you apparently do) is if you believe that ANY system is perfect. When I say that the market works, I don't mean that it keeps all the incompetent people out. I'm simply saying that it works better (or at LEAST as well, for the sake of argument) as government licensing -- while government-mandated licensing creates the barriers to entry that I mentioned.

      I do NOT maintain that the market keeps every incompetent person out of business. But what it DOES do is let people KNOW that it is THEIR responsibility to choose someone competent, not rely on some government bureaucrat who supposedly knows who is (and who is not) competent to fix your computer.

      The fact that you can show the market is less than perfect doesn't make a government-mandated system any more reasonable, nor does it negate the real-world consequences of such a system. Your idealism and good intentions don't change those facts.

      BTW, when I referred to professional groups or unions (in my original response), I had a typo which could have made it appear I was JUST talking about unions, but the word was supposed to be "or" rather than "of." Unions (typically in the form of Democrats) and business (typically in the form of Republicans) both tend to pay off politicians to get protection from competitors, unfortunately.

      David

    7. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 1
      I do NOT maintain that the market keeps every incompetent person out of business.
      Fair enough. I apologize for lumping you with Libertarian ideals.

      However, a regulation structure does provide some method for potentially getting rid of incapable professionals. That is, you can revoke someone's ability to practice if they repeatedly screw up, where as, in the market, they always potentially have the ability to find new customers who are unaware of their reputation. That is, if a doctor or a lawyer refuses to follow regulation proceedures, they can be removed from practice, as they are potentially a threat to their consumers.

      The problem with just letting the market run wild is that people who are not aware of someone's skill will end up getting burned by their incompetence. Of course, letting your customers get screwed is bad for your business, and will likely generate less revenue over time. But as long as you have decent advertizing, the ability to constantly get new customers to exploit remains a possibility. This is something that the market does nothing to rectify. The burned consumers are casualties of the market.

      Does requiring pre-emptive licensing resolve this issue? Not exactly. It does mean you've at least looked at some material about it before, which is more then the market can guarantee. However, the barrier to entry in the form of fees related to obtaining a license is a legitimate complaint. I would much prefer that anyone wishing to work in a profession had that option regardless of their financial ability.

      That being said, I don't think having no regulatory structure at all resolves the problem of bad service. On the contrary, it does something (by being able to de-license individuals), though it does not resolve the issue at all (since it is still possible to be crappy and licensed). Plus, in the current form, there is a barrier to entrance issue in the form of fees to obtain a license. However, your major complaint disappears entirely if you have free education and licensing.

      That is, if anyone who is capable of fulfilling the requirements of the licensing program is permitted to join the program and get the license, free of charge (at the time of their enrollment). Pay for it by having current professionals (who received a free license) pay a professional fee that funds the education. Thus, people who are working and getting paid as a professional, who also joined the profession for free, will be supporting the new generation of those to be trained.

      Those who don't live up to the standards of the required profession become de-licensed, in protection of consumers. There is no barrier to entry to the profession. In fact, the number of people in the profession will likely increase, which will increase competition amongst the professionals, increasing market forces on them, driving prices down for their labor and for consumers. This solution sounds better for everyone, save for the professionals themselves, who can no longer be protective of their exceptional trained position in society.
    8. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Why? Because, presumably, there is an army of skilled hair dressers waiting on the wings who are only held back by the fact that they can't afford to get licensed? Sorry, I don't buy that.

      Certification divides the pool of market candidates into two parts, using arbitrary and non-market criteria. There will be good and bad hairdressers on either side.

      There doesn't have to be an "army" of good but uncertified hairdressers, there only needs to be a few. Certification has little to do with hairdressing competence, only with bureaucratic competence. It serves in the main to keep people out of the business.

      However, the market is currently unregulated, and the story poster explicitly noted a sizable portion of crappy computer service in a freer market then hair dressers. Why hasn't the market resolved that issue? Its supposed to solve everything, isn't it?

      The market hasn't resolved the issue because the market is unable to recognize good computer service from bad. This is because incompetent service can be hidden. When you get a crappy haircut you know it. But when you get crappy computer service you probably won't know it for several weeks if you don't know computers. People who don't know automobiles find the same situation with certified auto mechanics. They don't know that their brakes were properly serviced until they fail two months later.

      p.s. No one claims that the market can solve everything. Are you claiming bureaucracy can?

      Almost all of his customers become violently ill from his unregulated beef, from his unregulated restraunt.

      Funny, same thing happened at a regulated, licensed and certified restaurant in the Bay Area a few months back, and few years earlier with a major fastfood chain.

      I'm not arguing against regulation. Sometimes it works well. You know all those electrical devices that have the UL certification on them? Guess what? Underwriter's Laboratory is not a government agency!

      The current system of government regulations does a good job of keeping people out of business, making politicians feel good, and keeping bureaucrats employed, but it might as well not be there for all the good it for the consumer. For every one sensible OSHA regulation there are one hundred that do nothing but drive up the cost of doing business.

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      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    9. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Licensing, more often than not, is mainly for protection of existing business, and raising the entry bar for new business. A third factor is that in some locales, business licensing fees provide the gov't with a significant revenue stream. Whether the license infers or confers competency is not particularly relevant.

      Plus at least in California, having a license is to some degree irrelevant -- because only the *supervisor* is required to be licensed. The underlings need not be even if they actually do all the work, and they can even be people whose license has been *revoked* for incompetence. (This is true to some degree even in medical practice -- frex, in a veterinary hospital, only the supervising vet is required to be licensed. This is not hearsay; I know two such cases personally.)

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    10. Re:Job protection for the incompetent by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

      We're going to have to agree to disagree, because our underlying principles (and experiences about how government works in the real world) are obviously radically different.

      I must say, though, that you're badly misrepresenting libertarian views if you argue that libertarians generally believe the market is perfect. They simply believe it's far preferable to any other ALTERNATIVE, especially government.

      David

  142. Absolutely. by El_Smack · · Score: 2

    That way we could get our industry up to the same level of service as Airline Security personnel.

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    There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
  143. Utility of tech certification is limited by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that sinks, hair salons, and even cars all tend to be (relatively) standardized. I know I'm on thin ice with the cars, but I think we can agree that most cars will not be different in radical ways from most other cars. They will all have internal combustion engines, sensors, brakes, etc. - and these will certainly vary to an extent, but I would argue that PCs are much, much more customizable, especially on the software end. This means that a certification for an auto mechanic, plumber, stylist etc. indicates at best mastery of a mature, relatively static technology. That isn't the case with computers, where the most important factor in a technician's skill (to my mind) isn't just an encyclopedic knowledge of PC parts and old windows versions, but the mind-set that allows you to pick up on how a computer is supposed to be working, and fix it, even if you've never used that particular software before, because you have a broad enough experience and knowledge to have a feel for how things are supposed to be.

    My A+ certification says that I have mastered such-and-such skills, identified by bullet points on the certificate. And that's great, but a monkey could pass the A+ exam, it could easily master the specific, exact issues the exam measures. What it doesn't measure is good, ole-fashioned tech-savviness, and I don't think any certification short of a CompSci degree can. The best tech I've ever known is forty years old, former French teacher, just got his cert last year on a whim. And I've known A+ certified techs who couldn't install a hard drive.

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  144. Regulate This!!! by PlyWolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, that's what we need....more regulation. Because there's nothing to make your job worthwile like having Uncle Sam having strings attached. Hey, Cliff, instead of doing the California Soccer Mom Shuffle and recommending NEW FREAKING LAWS, why don't you not take any more days off, if you're just going to sit around thinking, "How could the government regulate me MORE?" I have the certifications you listed, as well as many other useless pieces of paper. They were never what got me my previous jobs, nor were they what qualified me to do what I've done. So, before you go dreaming up new bureaucracies to create, new lines to stand in, new fees to pay, DON'T. The only thing that would happen is the A+ would cost 400 dollars US, require a 6 hour wait in an office 20 miles from your house in the most crumbling part of town, and guarantee NOTHING in the way of quality tech work. Thanks to great minds like yours, 6 years from now, you won't be allowed to work a tech job in America unless you have a US Department of Technology Oversite license, which requires an A+ type test to receive, a large license fee, and have strings. Guess what? You can never be issued our license if you've ever visited a DIVX newsgroup, or burned mp3s of songs you didn't pay the RIAA for the permission to burn. Good thinking, pinko moron!

    1. Re:Regulate This!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I know you're a right wing fanatic, but let's look at history here. Would you go to a Doctor who was not licensed or a Lawyer who had not passed the bar?

      Also, there is no regulation forcing car fix-it guys to get any sort of license or certification, those are optional just like the techie ones. The only reason mechanics get that is because either GM, or their bosses etc... tell them to.

      Get off the right wing stuff. The right wingers are currently destroying what was once a great nation. Don't further their cause.

    2. Re:Regulate This!!! by PlyWolf · · Score: 1

      Give me a break! Firstly, I am not a fanatic anything. I am open to anything. Secondly, not wanting a million laws does not a right winger make. I've never voted for a Republican in my life. And as far as destroying what makes America great, well if you read the same writings from our founding fathers that I did growing up, America is great because we limit our government. Inching ever closer to a completely regulated environment hardly seems like the spirit America was founded under. And to respond to what you saif about it being "optional". Shit, man, that's how it is now. This yokel wants to make it mandatory. (He said "required"). So where would that put us? At the mercy of politicians, who have a great track record with technology and policy making. Don't confuse mistrust of the government with the antics of a right wing nutter. I know how fun it is to quickly categorize someone from a few sentences, but not all of us can only think in 2 tones. It is possible to simultaneously mistrust the government and large corporations, you know. Not everyone is either begging for the government teet or waving Limbaugh banners in the street. Get a certification? Sure. Like I said, I have many. Ask the government to require regulation? Jesus Hopscotching Christ, does it really make me Trent Lott to not want that? We are doing fine. Fact is, law or no law, when you call Dell Phone Support, you are still getting a 16 year old who is getting paid 6 dollars an hour to read possible fixes from a list on a terminal, A+ or no. And you would just end up paying 20 dollars a minute for the call instead of 10 after people are required to pay taxes and licensing fees to hold the crappy job. And, BTW, going to the doctor is a FAR CRY from getting a NIC replaced. Yes, I do want some assurance the man giving me a colonoscopy has an education to do so. But the guy adding a hard drive? If he screws up, I don't pay. Does an A+ hanging on the wall mean he'll do a better job? Of course not. Does a new government office setup to track him make our tech woes any better? Of course not. Does thinking this make me some kind of militant NRA member who uses words like "feminazi" and "gimmecrats"? I don't really give a shit. I think it just means I can hold a thought for more than 3 seconds without barfing out an opinion. Americans need to THINK before they come up with another use for our government. Be they a Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, or Anonymous Coward!

  145. My experience with certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an MCP, and I've also passed two other tests on the way to MCSE. I did this about 5-6 years ago.

    I had decided I wanted to work in the computer industry but didn't have anything to put on my resume, so a friend recommended MCSE. I grabbed all the transcenders off of Usenet and crammed for the better part of two days before my NT test.

    I shelled out my $100 and arrived at the testing center pretty nervous. Surely those Transcenders weren't *verbatim* copies of the real tests were they? Yep, they were. I passed with flying colors the NT 4.0 test having never used NT 4.0. I was an MCP!

    I repeated this process for 2 other tests, then got my MPC stuff in the mail. A lapel pen, numerous offers for crap I could buy, and a plastic card declaring I was an MCP - misspelled my name of course. I was thoroughly disillusioned, especially after reading how many "paper" MCSE's like I aspired to be were already flooding the marketplace.

  146. Last question first... by Dannon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1) How and at what level would it be implemented and enforced?
    Constitutionally, the Federal Government has the authority to regulate interstate commerce, and other transactions are left to state and local governments, and to individual citizens. That's the model followed in regulating most industries: Licensing of Professional Engineers is done by each state, and it just happens for convenience that all states have chosen to recognize the standards set forth by the non-governmental American Board of Engineering and Technology. Licensing of local businesses is generally done by county or city agencies.

    2) What kind of regulation would you like to see, if any?
    As inclined towards libertarianism as I am, I'd tend to say as little as possible. It's a 'buyer beware' world, and if someone other than me is working on my home computer, I'm going to make sure they have a good reputation, even if they are still working their way through college, as my roommate is.
    Now, if the people in your community overwhelmingly want some sort of government-imposed consumer protection in this regard, that's up to you. Get your city council or county commissioners to deal with it. But I don't want it imposed on me.

    3) Would you view regulation or mandatory certification as a good thing in the computer repair/installation/maintenance world?
    Not if it prevents people from entering freely into business deals of their own choosing. As I mentioned above, my roommate uses his computer-building and computer-fixing skills to help pay for college, but it's not something he plans on doing for his life once he graduates. He's damned good at building and fixing computers, and he could pass any certification test you could throw at him, and there are plenty of people who would be willing to vouch for him on personal experience with his work. But would it be worth the money a government or private accrediting agency would undoubtedly charge if it's not something he plans to use for more than a few years? Not likely.

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    Good judgment comes from experience.
    Experience comes from bad judgment.
    1. Re:Last question first... by ecalkin · · Score: 1

      for me, the hardest part of this is at what level you start. generally in a lot places i can help you do wiring on your house (or maybe even business) without licensing or certification. i just can't do it commercially, which means that i can't really charge anyone for it. i do electrical (or plumbing) for my friends. at the point you are collecting money i think that cert/license becomes important. especially since the average buyer has not nearly enough knowledge to beware.

      the part-time reference above kinda bothers me. would you (if you could) call a someone to do extermination if they were an accountant by day and just spayed poison on the weekends?

      i think that the who point of manditory licensing is the ability to cut corners by getting someone who really isn't up to snuff on what they do.

      maybe i've rambled here a little but i've seen too many problems created by people with no oversight.

      one of the benefits of a license system is that you can de-license people for outragous behavior and keep them from competing with the honest, knowledgable, and hardworking.

      eric

    2. Re:Last question first... by Dannon · · Score: 2

      the part-time reference above kinda bothers me. would you (if you could) call a someone to do extermination if they were an accountant by day and just spayed poison on the weekends?

      Of course not. But then, my roommate is getting his degree in Computer Engineering. His specialty is related to what he does to pay his bills now. But what he does to pay his bills now is not what he wants to do forever. And if his experience and an hour of his time is worth $100 to someone who was referred to him through friends or relatives, and he always does a top-notch job and guarantees his work personally, it shouldn't be a crime for him to exploit his own talents for profit. It is his right to do so.

      Plus, as others have mentioned, there's a personal health/safety/real-estate-value associated with plumbing, electrical work, and poison-spraying that isn't associated with putting together a computer to browse the web and do e-mail at home.

      As far as the average buyer having enough knowledge to beware: As I posted parallel to this, Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement. I'm careful to make good decisions now about certain things that I know I made bad decisions about in the past. When life or health is not a factor, you can sometimes do people a disservice by trying too hard to protect them from the consequences of their own actions.

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      Good judgment comes from experience.
      Experience comes from bad judgment.
    3. Re:Last question first... by jafac · · Score: 2

      You know, there's an important role in certification you're missing out on.

      TRUST.

      No system is going to work without trust.

      If someone has a bad experience with an Auto Mechanic, ALL auto mechanics suffer. Because of one bad apple. Because that person will no longer take his car to a mechanic, he'll more likely do it himself.

      You can see this play out today, in government and the stock market.
      Very few Americans participate in voting, and if you look at polls, it's overwhelmingly because they feel either that they have been presented a limited set of candidates to choose from, or that no matter who is elected, they're affected by corruption. There's very little trust in the democratic process in the United States. As a result, fewer than half of all eligible voters vote. Campaign Finance reform would be our only hope here - and of course we can't truly implement it because some jackass with lots of money decided that money=speech. Another reason for your average voter to not trust the system.

      So what about the Stock Market?
      The perception of the majority of middle-class would-be investors right now, after getting screwed over three years ago, is that the whole brokerage and research industry is corrupt, and there's not a damn thing the government is going to do about it to put a stop to it. No punative sentances or fines, no new regulations with sharper teeth, no new significant funding for regulatory agencies. And no prosecution of the President's friend. Pretty much everyone I know has the opinion that the stock market is a game rigged to make the super-rich richer, and remove money from the middle class. While it's not technically fraud because these people invested of their own free will, and *theoretically* had access to all the information everyone else has, you can't beat being the golfing buddy of someone on the board as far as accurate information goes.
      Hence, there's a low level of trust, a lower level of investment, and the stock market continues to creep along in the toilet.

      What do you think - removing certification for Accountants is going to improve that situation?

      What about doctors? (I already know what Libertarians think about certification of Laywers) - what if you're in an accident and need a transplant operation RIGHT AWAY in order to survive, so you need to make a decision in a drug-induced haze about whether your un-certified doctor is really the best vascular microsurgeon out there. . . what - you don't *KNOW* ?! You haven't done your homework on vascular microsurgeon? You lazy weak-minded bastard! You disgust me! You deserve to die!

      Perhaps at least PART of the current tech downturn has to do with the pundits of our industry predicting dire consequences for not spending kajillions of dollars on Y2K fixes - the companies paid for them, and are now hung-over from the spending binge, and since nothing bad happened on 1/1/2000 to those who didn't spend a lot of money, they feel cheated. If they had more trust in IT providers in the wake of Y2K, perhaps the downturn would not have been so severe (yes, I realize there are many other not insignificant factors at work here, like the massive corporate and accounting fraud, the actual real stock price bubble, and energy price spikes in 1999/2000).

      The fact is - people trust that peice of paper. Otherwise, universities would be out of business. Trusting a peice of paper is a shortcut. Often dangerous, but it makes the hiring process much more efficient than it otherwise would have been. And right now, the economy is all about productivity increases, which is all about efficiency.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    4. Re:Last question first... by Dannon · · Score: 1

      You're right, on some strong points that I can see. Trust matters, and a piece of paper can be a shortcut to trust. And, as you mention towards the end, that shortcut in itself can be dangerous.

      As for certification of doctors: As I mentioned in another post, and as others have mentioned, there's a very important difference between doctors and PC Fixit Experts. Hopefully, your life isn't ever going to be in the hands of a PC Fixit Expert.

      Also: The law doesn't prevent me from going to any witch-doctor I choose when I'm healthy, but if I'm in a life-threatening situation, I'm going to be sent to an emergency room in a hospital. That hospital may have the right to hire blood-letters and witch-doctors, but they're not going to, not just because the Law says so, but also because the hospital has a reputation (and insurance) to maintain.

      Trouble comes two ways. One, when people take having the piece of paper as being a full substitute for trust. That's when you have people falling to crooked lawyers, auto mechanics, and yes, doctors. (Once knew someone whose dentist had put fillings in every tooth and charged her for it.)

      Two, when a paper is expensive, and because of peoples' misdirected trust (as mentioned above) it becomes a burdensome barrier to entry.

      Wandering off-topic for two points: Number one, my personal gruff with the McCain Campaign Finance Reform Act as written is that it does potentially restrict the time-periods in which entertainers and political pundits can speak on political issues: A potential violation of freedom of speech and freedom of the press. The number one way people get information these days is through entertainment, so if we want a generally informed society, this is bad. True campaign reform would be good. But just because you call it campaign finance reform doesn't mean it isn't aimed at continuing the protection of incumbents.

      And finally, a flaimbaitish stab that I just can't resist, so I'm going to remove my +1 bonus: Which friends of which President are you talking about not getting prosecuted? Mr. McAuliffe, who made that questionable killing out of Global Crossing, perhaps? ;-) In any case, for those who have lost money, it is because they made bad decisions, nothing more, nothing less. There's no good in buying high and selling low. I bought when it dipped, and my net worth is already starting to rise.

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      Good judgment comes from experience.
      Experience comes from bad judgment.
  147. A bad idea for consumers... by mlknowle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Take a look at Milton Friedman's discussion of professional licencing in Capitalism and Freedom. His contention is that licensing is simply another barrier to entry in an industry, and as such is almost always supported by those IN the industry as a way to keep new firms out, and prices up. He points to government licensing of pedicurists, a move which was lobbied for by (you guessed it) pedicurists, as a way to keep immigrants out of the industry (because they were willing to work for much less.

    Would this benefit the customer? Or would it simply make things more expensive?

    1. Re:A bad idea for consumers... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      A barrier to entry is kind of the point, I thought that was clear from this guys description. Do you want just anybody running around calling themselves a Doctor, or would you prefer someone who knew something about curing people?

      I'll tell you what. Next time you need some surgery done, come on over to my house. I guarantee you I can do it cheaper on my kitchen table than a qualified surgeon. However I make no guarantees that you shall survive the operation, and I have no insurance.

    2. Re:A bad idea for consumers... by jasonditz · · Score: 2

      There is, however, a difference between "should be" and "must be". Nobody is suggesting a person be able to lie about his credentials with impunity here, rather it is suggested that the market decide just how qualified one needs to be.

      If tomorrow it was legal to practice medicine without a license, would you go to the cheaper office with the "doctor" who has no degree or formal training?

      In the case of the computer repairman, you have to ask yourself if anyone really benefits from A+ certification courses, or if they are just another needless expense designed to make a lot of money for the test writers. I've met dozens of A+ certies that I wouldn't let within 10 feet of one of my computers, and I've met medical doctors with official degrees all over their walls that it would never dawn on me to rely on for medical advice.

      You've got to learn to think for yourself over who you trust rather than just expecting some bureaucrat in Washington to instinctively know who the best employee is for you in all cases.

    3. Re:A bad idea for consumers... by mlknowle · · Score: 2

      >I'll tell you what. Next time you need some surgery done, >come on over to my house. I guarantee you I can do it >cheaper on my kitchen table than a qualified surgeon. >However I make no guarantees that you shall survive the >operation, and I have no insurance.

      I won't do it! But I don't think that that means it should be illegal for you to offer that service (although you will have a hard time finding someone to take you up on the offer...)

      If you want to have professional accreditation (A+, etc) fine - but making it a legal requirement benefits only the professional and the government - everyone but the consumer.

  148. IMHO by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see lots of people ranting about how certifications are worthless. Most certifications are worthless, however some are not.

    Worthless:
    MCP and MCSE
    A+ and *+ (everything else +)
    CIW

    Value:
    CCIE
    RHCE

    Just MHO

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    Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.

    1. Re:IMHO by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      Worthless:

      Value:

      What some people would consider valuable may be worthless to others. How valuable is a RHCE in a Windows only shop? Or an Apple only shop? How valuable is a CCNA in an ISP?

      People are ranting that certifications are worthless, only because they a) Don't cover material needed in a particular occupation or profession, or b) Can't tell you what kind of a person or company you are dealing with.

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:IMHO by iamdrscience · · Score: 2
      How valuable is a RHCE in a Windows only shop? Or an Apple only shop?
      I know what you mean, but I think in general, an RHCE is more valuable. An MCSE and an RHCE might each be better on their respective platforms, but I would bet the average RHCE would be better with Windows than the average MCSE would be with Red Hat. It's kind of immaterial to the discussion and I don't have any numbers or studies to back me up, but I think it's true.
    3. Re:IMHO by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      I'd tend to agree with you in general. As always though, I feel there are exceptions to this. There's bound to be someone who came from the Apple side of thing and got their RHCE knowing nothing of the Windows world.

      I don't think however it's because the person with the RHCE knows more about Windows, just they are more willing to try anything, and therfore have experemented more with Windows than a bookfed MCSE. They most likely understand O/Ss better, therefore are able to be plunked down in front of any O/S and learn it.

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  149. What we really need... by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

    I had thought about certification by the state, eh, it won't work as many other slashdotters have pointed out. I fix my own car because of this, I don't do haircuts though.

    We need a national union of techs and SAs, with apprenticeships for the newbies who think they know it all (as you get more experience you realize just how little you knew then). This would give corporations a pool of skilled people to pull applicants from. It would also increase job security, allowing us to work until retirement in this trade rather than being pushed aside for someone who is younger and demands less pay. This would make our trade a career and not just something that was once a hobby and is now a job.

    That would be my solution, but I have no clue as to how it would work....

  150. Re: parallel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Backflowing into the public water mains can spread E. Coli and Typhus. People can get sick and die from this.

    Computer viruses, trojans and worms cause mostly cause inconvenience with a small portion of economic cost due to the loss of data.

    These two situations are not truly parallel. A better parallel would be to radio technology. While electronic gear is typically regulated, repair of said gear typically is not. This is very similar to the case with networking gear.

  151. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that way I can tell who's got their A+/MCSE certs(?) and avoid them. I know some are competent, but I've tired of dealing w/ total morons w/ certs thinking they know what they are doing when they don't. I tired of having to explain to them that certain M$ technologies DO work w/ macs, and its their lack of knowledge and competency which are causing the problems.

  152. Don't mean jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A certificate doesn't mean anything. All it means is that you paid money to someone. Just beacuse I can answer a few multiple choice questions doesn't prove a darn thing.

  153. You Know Who Should Be Certified? USERS!!!!!!!!!! by calgodot · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's true that a know-nothing doughboy who fancies himself computer savvy can ruin a system. It's also true there's no shortage of scam artists and other hucksters in the computer tech field. But nobody can fuck up a computer like a user! If I had a dollar for every dingwit admin-type who downloaded Kazaa and a near-infinite variety of spyware onto their machine, plus another dollar for every manager who though s/he knew what s/he was doing when s/he installed that neat shareware program, or opened that attachment from that total stranger, then I'd be a rich man. We'd all be rich, I tell ya, because I'd have so much money I'd have to give it to my fellow Slashdotters in order to avoid becoming one of those Rich Assholes. (I'm already an asshole, so giving me money is just going to compound the problem.) I've admin'd a lot of places, and at every one of them I suggest user education. New toilet seats are a higher priority at most businesses. Most companies would rather undergo a external audit by Satan and his accountants than actually spend money on employee training. "They should already know how to do that stuff," is the attitude and answer I encounter the most, though at no point during the hire process are they assessing computer skills. (I guess the temp agency is supposed to take care of that!) Additionally, if users were certified, we certified techs could refuse to work with uncertified users. "Can you help me with my email?" "Let me see your certs." At least then they might know the difference between SMTP and POP! (Some of this was parody. Some of it was satire. Some of it was real. I can't tell the difference anymore.)

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    --- yr pal cal "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
  154. Just what we need... by tassii · · Score: 1

    Another government agency that does nothing useful and employs someone's buddy. Why don't we just have the government open repair shops and cut out the middle man?

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    "I drank what?" - Socrates
  155. Need meaningful certifications first by Dougthebug · · Score: 1

    Ok, I don't want to offend anyone out there with a certification, but there are a lot of dumb people out there waving their certifications around as proof of their intelligence. I would love to see the computer repair industry regulated, but the regulations would have to mean something. They should require a short apprenticeship and have to be renewed every year. Perhaps if one of these certified techs screws up the issuer of the certification could cover the damages. That would surely up the standards in these certifications!

  156. I think the more important question is... by KlomDark · · Score: 2

    Do Slashdot employees ever get bitched out for sitting around at work doing nothing but reading Slashdot? :)

    1. Re:I think the more important question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thankfully...no
      my employer is auctually quite fond of /. :)

  157. A+ Cerificate not always an indicator of ability by sfprairie · · Score: 1

    I am A+ Certified and I work with others who are. The quality of the tech varies greatly. I have also worked with tech who have no certificaions and are better than many of the A+ techs. Also, I have seen an A+ tech who could not figure out how to unzip a downloaded driver file. The quality of the A+ techs I have worked with vary to greatly for me to put any faith in the A+ certification.

  158. Responsibility translates to Better Choices by Goldenhawk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • "Consumers should bear some responsibility for their actions rather than putting even more laws on the books."

    And if you think back, to when you actually had to PAY ATTENTION to who was fixing your car, because Uncle Sam was not involved in the decision, you probably got much better service for your dollar, and knew a lot more about the work.

    For years I took my car to a shop far from home, because they did good work, knew me personally, even occasionally let me use their tools to do a job myself, etc. I selected them based on reputation, and service, and their record with me personally. Not some license on the wall. And just as importantly, when they started screwing up my car every time it went there, I stopped going. Despite the license on the wall.

    We Americans are a lazy bunch. Hey, the gu'mmint says they're licensed, must be okay. Here, Joe, fix my car. I trust you because Uncle Sam does too.

    Back in 'the day' when the consumer had to actually pay attention, I'll wager the service was a lot better. Sure there were ripoff artists, and bad stuff happened, but those shops didn't stay around for long.

    Just so, today, I'd bet that the overall service is better on computers, BECAUSE there is no regulation.

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    1. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by Carmody · · Score: 1

      And if you think back, to when you actually had to PAY ATTENTION to who was fixing your car, because Uncle Sam was not involved in the decision, you probably got much better service for your dollar, and knew a lot more about the work.

      This is completely false.

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    2. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      Better? Better than what? Some hypothetical situation in which you pre-assume the government will screw something up? Putting aside your unfortunate bias for the moment, you probably shouldn't use the comparative when there is only one possible example to compare. There are not two, so there can be no "better."

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    3. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by ces · · Score: 2

      First of all there is no Federal requirment in the US that auto mechanics be licensed. Where this is regulated it is done by states, counties, and cities.

      Second I don't belive it is all that common for local or state government to require any certification for auto mechanics. Many mechanics are ASE certified but they are certified for the same reasons someone might choose to get an A+ or MCSE.

      I do know some places require the shop to be licensed beyond a simple business license. These regulations have to do with environmental, fire, or life safety issues. This is for things like underground storage tanks, power lifts, welding, working on A/C systems, or performing emissions work.

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    4. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by Reziac · · Score: 2

      It's easy to be responsible if you know something about the subject. But how many people actually have the knowledge, much less the time and aptitude to acquire it, to make good choices about an auto mechanic or a computer tech? So the best they can do is a sort of wild-assed guess after the fact, based on gut feelings about whether they got a fair deal or got ripped off. I wouldn't call the customer stupid unless they kept going back to the same shop despite that said shop clearly was not getting their problem fixed.

      Some of it is a matter of population. A bad auto mechanic in a small town will soon go out of business, because everyone will know about it, and there's nearly always competition (even in a village of 200 people). But in a city of 12 million -- if you're no good, and 6 million people know it, there are still 6 million more who don't yet know, and have no really good way to learn you're no good except the hard way.

      OTOH, computer tech in a small town may be the ONLY game in town. So whether he's any good or not, he's what you've got.

      With computers, the average person knows even less about how it works (and what's feasible to fix or not) than they do about their car. And since many people have come to expect poor performance from computers, there's not the obvious cue of "it runs rough" or "it stalls when it's cold" which with a car are fairly obvious clues that it needs better fixing. And since the computer is a magic black box, the customer is more inclined to blindly trust the shaman with the magic wand, whether they seem to get anything fixed or not.

      All that aside, I agree that if computer repair was regulated, the general quality of service would go DOWN, because most of the better part-timers (the self-taught techs who really know what they're doing) would be instantly out of business.

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    5. Re:Responsibility translates to Better Choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All that aside, I agree that if computer repair was regulated, the general quality of service would go DOWN, because most of the better part-timers (the self-taught techs who really know what they're doing) would be instantly out of business.

      Not necessarily. They would just continue to practice, just without the licence. Computers don't come with built-in lawyers and licence checks, and reputation is stronger than a piece of paper in a plastic frame.

  159. Do certs mean anything? by dasunt · · Score: 2

    Here on slashdot, the MCSE certification is bashed quite frequently. The 7 tests themselves are rather competent, and do deal with MS-OS issues, but due to the amount of schools out there that are willing to teach answers to specific questions, MCSE certification-holders tend to have a wide range of competency.

    The A+ seems to be only worse. Haven't checked Network+ or CCNA yet, but I'd be surprized if there wasn't similiar practices with those certification programs.

    The A+ wouldn't be my ideal test for first-tier general PC repair competence, but at the same time, its not a bad little test.

    When I look at certs, I use them as guildlines for what I should know. I'd rather have the knowledge for the field of knowledge being tested, then to be taught the answer for each question.

    Just my $.02

    1. Re:Do certs mean anything? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't mind if they asked generic questions - things I would expect an expert to know. But not when they ask things that I could and would just look up quickly, For example I remember an MCSE question that asked for the parameters to the setup program on the win98 cd - they would be shown if you just did setup /?, so why bother remembering them?

  160. Nick Burns by captainstupid · · Score: 0, Troll

    The only thing I know is that Nick Burns, my company's computer guy, doesn't fix anything, he just insults me for running software that requires 256mb of ram on a computer that has only 64mb. I don't think he's certified in anything.

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  161. No, because by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
    (1) governments routinely abuse (certification) (licensing) (permit) requirements . Whether through apathy (obsolete or irrelevant requirements), do-goodness (limiting licenses because some bottom-feeder pol decided there were "too many vendors" (see link)), or leverage (a politically-connected group lobbies to make the cost of entry for new competitors prohibitive), it usually happens, at which point holding a license has little to do with the holder's competence, and lots to do with the holder's $$$ and/or political pull.

    (2) We're already well down the slippery slope to where we'll have to get gov't permits to wipe our arses, and imho that slope doesn't need any more lubricant.

    (3) Private credentialing bodies, insurance companies, and (arguably) the courts do a much better job of regulating professions than any government body can. Which do you trust more: the FDA, or Underwriters Labs?

    DDB

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  162. Re: show your hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    any accounting or business law text will tell you essentially what I did

    Show me one accounting or business law text that suggests it is normally the case for licensing of hair stylists and plumbers to only a matter of generating revenue.

    The fact of the matter is that state governments are far more likely to require all businesses to register and pay a franchise fee to legally operate. The main (if not only) point of this is to generate revenue. It is far easier to determine which business don't file taxes if all businesses are required to register.

    On the other hand, most governments that require licencing for plumbing and cosmology do so for public health concerns and the license typically entails passing a fair amount of testing over practices concerning public health issues.

  163. Umm, No by necrognome · · Score: 1

    Why deprive the 15-yr. geek next door from his hard-earned free pizza and proximity to your 16-yr old daughter? So Worst Buy can do a lesser job and charge you $100 for installing a PCI card?

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  164. Accountability? by uradu · · Score: 2

    > an error in repairing a car can easily result in injury or death
    > of quite a few people, so some accountability is needed

    While I don't know what the certification regulations and laws are, I doubt that there is much of an accountability component in there. When was the last time that a mechanic botched up a repair job and his accountability for the poor (or dangerous) job resulted in any satisfactory recourse to the client? You would still end up having to sue for any admission of fault and reparations. I've had my share of bad repair jobs where the shop denied any responsibility and the cost ended up being all mine.

  165. Can't; content changes too fast... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not practical because the required knowledge base changes faster than the ability of the committees defining the assessment. That's not true for hairdressers -- or even civil engineers.

  166. This is simplistic thinking. by leshert · · Score: 2

    The salon regulation, to me at first, seemed like the usual overkill large government regulation. However, it too is a matter of safety to the clients, as the chemicals and equipment (tanning beds especially) can also do harm if used incorrectly.

    You read way too much into that piece of paper. At least in my state, having that certificate on your wall means only two things:

    1. At some point, perhaps thirty years ago, you passed a test.
    2. You've continued to pay your US$30 to the state every two years to be able to continue to put that piece of paper on the wall.

  167. Yeah, and regulate Slashdot too... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why stop at just regulating technicians? I see a lot of low quality posting on Slashdot that I would prefer not to see. Maybe the government should regulate Slashdot posters to ensure high quality posts. I mean, if I'm a sysadmin for a large company and I take some advice from "Ask Slashdot" respondents, I could royaly screw up my network. And for that matter, I see a lot of low quality advice from untrusted sources all over the internet. What we probably need is a government controlled firewall to protect us from all of the bad things we might encounter on the 'Net. I'm also concerned about buggy software. It costs untold billions in security breaches. And I suspect that whole Linux thing is merely a trojan, waiting for a critical mass of people to adopt it, before it unleashes itself on an unsuspecting world. I know I would feel a lot better if people who wrote and/or distributed software were regulated. Of course hardware is no different, just think of all the copyright violations that could be avoided if hardware was regulated to prevent unauthorized copying of copyrighted material. That's probably another $100 billion or so that could be saved by just a little more regulation. And anyone who would oppose these ideas is probably just a terrorist scumbag and we should lock him up without trial or due process. Trials and due process cost a big-ole bundle of money and our goal is to save people (taxpayers) money with just a little bit government regulation. Arrrrgh! Come on people, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    1. Re:Yeah, and regulate Slashdot too... by LordWoody · · Score: 1

      You can find all sorts of advice on car repair online too (want to add nitro yourself?), but what does that have to do with certified computer technicians *working* on your computer? I am not necessarily for regulation, but the implied correlation does not fit.

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  168. Unions by Phybersyk0 · · Score: 1

    Hey, If we're required to be certified, then by all means there should be an International Brotherhood Of Information Technology Professionals.

    See if they continue to hand out pink-slips like rice at a wedding...

    1. Re:Unions by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

      Notice how there are not half a milllion foreign truck drivers in the country even though anyone can drive a truck, probably has something to do with the Teamsters. Without a Union were at the mercy of big corporations and the gov't who clearly have do not have our interest in mind. MM

  169. Backing up procedures by stephanruby · · Score: 2
    "I personally would like something that requires certain basic certifications for the techs themselves, and possibly something to do with retail shop areas (use of static mats, data backup procedures, etc). And enforced at the State level similar to most small business type codes. "

    We already have a law that encourages technicians to look into our hard drives. Now you want the government to enforce a regulation that would force technicians to backup our hard drives everytime we get our PCs repaired.

    If you really want to get rid of the riff raff in your industry. Differentiate yourself. Put a guarantee into the contract you give your costumers. Tell them you guarantee you won't lose their data, or you will pay them X amount of dollars. And if you're afraid they will give you a bad hard drive to begin with. Run your diagnostic and your backup in front of the costumer and offer them this guarantee only once the hard drive has been completely backed up.

    If you claim to be half as good as you say you are. You shouldn't be upset that your competitors are screwing up. You should be happy about it. The more they screw up and the more you offer costumers straightforward guarantees -- the more money you will make in the end.

  170. Certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Face it, there are a plethora of "paper MCSEs" out there -- basically anyone who can regurgitate what MS says are the correct answers (even flying in the face of simplier and safer methods). Would you rather have a green, paper MCSE or someone whose got years of experience and hasn't the time or funds to get their cert?

    Take me, for example. I've been dealing with computers for easily 20 years. I don't have ANY certs. Why? I suck at tests and I'm poor. Its not for wont of trying or lack of knowedlge. I've always sucked at test (especially word problems). A majority of MCSE-related tests are word problems (from what I've heard) and there's no way in hell I can afford to slap down the dough to take a test and fail it, multiple times. I've had friends with more real-world experience and MCSE classes who choked on the tests. Its not something I'm going to risk.

    While I agree certs would give ease-of-mind to customers, they're totally unnecessary.

  171. No by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was building computers when I was 16. I used to help my high school computer guy after basketball practice when I was 18. I know about 15 other people with similar backgrounds. None of us have ever even thought about getting an A+ cert. Why? Because building and troubleshooting PC hardware has always been extremely easy, straightforward, and demanded very little technical knowledge. It is a hobby for many. Such a lax and intellectually undemanding trade shouldn't require some form of regulation. Basic contractual agreements already protect a consumer enough.

  172. Why don't we craft a new Cert Exam? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I figure, give Windows 100 questions; the *nixes get 100 questions; 100 hardware related questions; and 100 networking questions. That's 400 questions, let them have 5 hours for the exam, charge them $500 to take it. Set the pass score at something like 87% and get the thing recognised. Then all the other certs get relegated to the backburner.

    Ok, I'm crazy, nevermind...

    1. Re:Why don't we craft a new Cert Exam? by tres · · Score: 1


      SAGE (The Systems Administrator Guild) has a certification that's based upon general concepts, rather than the fill-in-the-blank style cert exams.

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  173. Humorous cheapshot by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    Of course having a certified technician repair your Microsoft PC is like getting a certified mechanic to repair your Corvair.

    Some things just can't really be fixed. :-D

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    1. Re:Humorous cheapshot by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      Ahh yes, "Microsoft - Unsafe at any speed".

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  174. Certification at barrier to entry by fleener · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Interesting. I bet legally mandated IT certifications become reality as an embargo against exporting IT jobs (e.g., India). Oops, sorry, if you're providing that IT advice over the phone to a USA customer, you must first visit our country and pass our certification exams.

    Oh wait, that would drive up business costs and politicians are merely corporate puppets. I guess it won't become law after all.

  175. oh yeah and who gets to collect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and manage the licensing fee's ? This is a load of crap, soon you will have to have a license to breathe, one to work, and certification from 3 people who knew your mother to date. Gattica and 1984 rolled into one "for your own good" package.

  176. MCSE by grub · · Score: 1


    Must Consult Someone Else.

    nuff said

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  177. On the flip side.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..are those with computer science degrees, and what not, that make mistakes just so the computer geek down the street, who has no degree, fixes his.

    I found it great when I was in school having to fix are network problems. When are network admin, who was paid more than are teachers, could'nt figure it out. :)

  178. Pointless by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    With today's throwaway society, what's the point of getting a computer fixed? It's almost to the same point as getting a VCR, DVD player, or TV fixed. Just fill up the junkyard and buy another one at the local discount store.

  179. Oh brother.... by MortisUmbra · · Score: 1

    The submitter writes that both car-repair and salon work could be a safety risk if the person is not trained. Then conveniently leaves out wtf that has to do with computer repair.

    What a tard.

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  180. Really Horrible Idea and here is why by jwd-oh · · Score: 0

    The current level of Mechanic Certification and Beauty Salon licenses have come about by codifying some minimum levels in fields that have established Apprentice, Journeyman, and Master education and OJT programs.

    These programs were set up by the practioners of these fields initially. They were and still are enforced via Union contracts that stipulate how many of each level must be hired.

    Without the Computer Repair Technicians creating these programs. These certifications only mean that you knew enough to pass a test. It doesn't mean that you have spent x amount of time as an Apprentice Computer Repair Tech or y amount of time as a Journeyman.

  181. Re:definitely - Easily answered. by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    Suppose I run my own legitimate business at home from my computer? That's a pretty hefty burden to deal with if the shop I take my system to screws it up. You could say that it's my responsibility to keep backups of my data, but I'd just as easily say it's the shop's responsibility to make sure that they don't break what isn't already broken. You know...the ol' Hippocratic oath

    If you're running your own business, I would think this basic rule applies:
    If they have enough money to run commercials, they must be doing SOMETHING right.

    Yes, everyone screws up once in a while, that's what insurance is for. Those companies that can afford commercials, can afford to pay you for what they screwed up, because they're already a decent size. It's the small ones you need to watch out for.

    That goes for everything from Hair cuts, to auto-repair, to computer repair, to telecoms, to Airlines (What was that one in FL?). Be safe, not cheap, and you'll do fine.

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  182. i used to repair computers... by gimpboy · · Score: 1

    when i was an undergrad i would repair computers while in school and during the summers. i graduated and was doing repair work at a friends business the summer befor grad scool. one of the customers asked me if i was a+ certified, and i said i had no idea what he was talking about. i had actually never heard of it. he asked my boss why i wasnt certified, and my boss told him that it really wasnt necessary. the guy seemed shocked, but i explained that i wouldnt have time for certification since i'd been busy getting my chemical engineering degree.

    i really dont know what they teach people at the a+ places. i learned everything i knew/know from expirence, thought i'm sure i dont know everything. however i can troubleshoot problems, and build computers rather easily.

    since my screwups would hardly result in death or injury, i dont think this kind of certification is necessary. when people bring their computers in, they are informed to backup everything they might want. that is if it's possible-some times the boxes dont boot. i've come close, but i've never lost a customers data due to my own neglegance. if the hd sounds like an electric shaver, then it's out of my hands.

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    1. Re:i used to repair computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But yet you do not know the rules of English...

  183. Something to ponder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm...what if a technology were invented in a marketing session, and given a buzzword name that became all the rage, and was really just a collection of old technologies remarketed under an umbrella term, and a certifying body handed out certifications in the new technology without verifying competency in the old, underlying technologies? Would this make this topic any less useless to discuss? More useless to discuss? Equally useless to discuss? I wonder...

  184. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2

    In the process of repairing someone's hard drive, you might actually wipe out the data through your own negligence.

    This happens all the time; it's called "not good enough to get the job done."

    We tried to get our car repaired for months, and each reputable and industry certified mechanic we tried thought they fixed the problem but it always came back.

    You can go to three different doctors before they give you the right diagnosis for a complicated problem. I've heard about it from friends, seen it on ER, and have heard that if you have a serious medical problem you should consider hiring a personal nurse to keep an eye out for you anytime you go in for treatment.

    If you're certified by a well-designed examination for your industry AND former customers speak highly of you, then you're probably a reliable choice.

    If you only have certification, then you might be good on paper but lousy in the field, in which case I'm not interested. On the other side, you may be a smart guy who just never got certified, but for important procedures I'd like a little confidence that you've been properly educated to handle those rare situations you may not have experienced during your hobbyist years.

    So I always look for both official certification and word-of-mouth reputation when I need a service. But there's no 100%. Even after 8 years of med school and residency, or 25 years as a computer hardware hobbiest, people are going to make mistakes.

  185. Just Say No! by Skjellifetti · · Score: 2

    Certification requirements are often just a way for a profession to regulate the number (and, hence, the pay) of workers in a particular field. A gov't should never be able to mandate that auto mechanics be certified. As a consumer, I want to have the choice of whether to take my car to a mechanic without a certification, but a great reputation. This happens all the time in auto repair. My current mechanic is an ex-cop who isn't certified and does a great job for a fair price. Some jobs he won't touch because he knows his limits -- the check light for my air-bag is broken and he told me to go to the dealer for that problem. Same should hold for every other profession including MDs, beauty salon workers, and computer repair technicians.

    So what should certification be used for? Insurance, for one. An insurance company may choose to offer a reduced rate on malpractice insurance for those with certification. Customers may choose to use the certification as a starting point in deciding whether to hire an individual to perform a given service.

    But certification should never be mandated. That is too open for abuse since the certification requirements are usually set by those who are already certified. This gives the certification board an incentive to make it harder than it should be to get the required certification. In some professions, you can see the long term results. Medicine is a great example. Doctors must get an MD and jump through hoops in order to get licensed. Result is too few doctors. Society has begun getting around that by letting nurses perform many of the tasks that used to require an MD. That is a hint that gov't should never have mandated that those tasks require an MD to begin with.

  186. Re:A+? No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trust me, ASE cert tests are WAY easier to pass than computer cert tests.

  187. Re:All you need is your A+ and Network Security ce by Jeriki · · Score: 1

    Actually the A+ test went to an adaptive question format several years ago; at the same time they went to almost exclusively windows 9x/NT questions.
    Besides, your example of BSD or Linux is 3% of the population, almost everybody who runs a Unix style OS on their desktop can fix their own PC.

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  188. Certification != Regulation by Digital+Soldier · · Score: 1

    After reading a few of the replies to this post, I started to think about what auto mechanics must have thought when, to stay competive and battle the public perception of many repair shops, the burden of a certification was thrust upon them. "The technology is moving too quickly", "Fixing a is as much an art as a science, you can't measure it effectively", etc. The bottom line is that having a certification that is universal, trusted, and easy for consumers to understand is good for business and will separate the quality technicians from the hacks. Lets face it, the "boot camp" method of certifying technicians has proven many existing commercial certifications (e.g. MCSE) to not be worth what they proclaim to be worth. When a relative newbie can go to MCSE bootcamp and 2 weeks later be an MCSE, what's the value? Don't get me wrong, there are many MCSE's who are fantastic technicians but unfortunately, thanks to boot camps also many who need more experience. I don't think the answer is for government to sponsor certification, nor do I think there is a need for government to do anything but issue a business license. What is probably needed is some cooperation and consolidation of the certifications available today. Unfortunately, most companies seem to use certification as a way to sell their product, not to actually make sure technicians have the skills to effectively utilize them.

  189. Freelancers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it'd be good for those Freelancers out there contracting their services to business. You have no real way of knowing anything about them other than a reputation if they have one. When I worked actively at Softsense Data INC., we had this freelancer that always came in the shop asking us questions and bullshitting with us and what not. After a while we figured out what he was doing. He was taking jobs for other people and coming by our shop to find out what to do. Needless to say this didn't last very long. And there are countless customers that would come in with really screwed up machines mostly do to a fried that helped them out. I've seen computers fixed by freelancers with everything from the cd drive audio cable plugged into a set of jumpers on the motherboard all the way to a pc with the 5 volt line spliced and soldered to the HD jumpers.

    With technicians in a computer shop, sometimes you can assume they at least know something to be able to make money and continue the immense costs of having a repair shop.

    Now we aren't talking about life threatening situations. But the potential for harm to a business could be great given an unproperly trained freelance technician screws up something severe and loses large amounts of company data and records.

    I don't know that it should be govt. regulated so much as having a decent standard. I think the current certs available are plenty suitable for the different specialties of computer engineering such as the basic A+ and Network+ followed up MCSE or Cisco certs, all the various Comptia certs and Redhat administored certifications. I simply think that someone such as the IEEE could set guidelines for the different fields of computer techs requireing certain documents to be a competent repair tech.

  190. Um... lemmie think... uh, NO! by blate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The last thing we need in this business is more government "oversight" or regulation.

    Professionals, such as lawyers, doctors, plumbers, electricians, auto mechanics, barbers, etc. are required to be licensed, and in most cases, this is a good thing. They work in fields where mistakes can lead to wrongful convictions, serious injury, death, major property damage, and the like.

    OTOH, there are many fields where it is legal to do certain things, particular maintenence, with no license at all. I don't have to have a license to repair your deck or fix your toilet; granted, if I screw it up and your deck isn't up to code or your toilet floods your living room, you don't have many means of redress, other than suing me personally.

    The problem is that the work done in these fields is not necessarily analagous to the work done by PC repair techs. Frankly, fixing a broken system is usually not rocket science; doing so with the minimal amount of work and data loss is something of an art, but most tech support guys fall back to the usual, reformat, reboot, and reinstall method if all else fails.

    I don't think the government should be telling me whom I can and cannot pay to fix my computer (in my case, I fix the bloody thing myself), or my car for that matter. If I want to take it to my sister-in-law's best friend's teenage son and give him $20 to get XP working, that's my business. And if I want to get the thing fixed by someone who actually knows what the hell he's doing, and, perhaps, has all the mumble-mumble certifications to prove it, that's also my option.

    Other than freedom of choice (in who fixes my PC), the other effect of regulation would be to price or lock out uncertified individuals, such as myself, from the market. Granted, I like my job as a software engineer. But if the economy continues down the crapper and I lose my job, it wouldn't be below my dignity to make some extra bread fixing computers. My 15 years+ of PC hardware and software knowledge certainly is worth something to someone. I shouldn't have to go blow several thousand dollars getting A+ and Microsloth Certified Ignoramious certificates to get a job.

    I've worked with many engineers who had all those fancy certifications and many who did not. From what I can tell, they don't make a lick of difference. The only thing that really counts is knowledge (however it's acquired) and experience (and a healthy dose of intuition and luck). The worst thing is someone who can talk the talk and has the cert's but is fundamentally incompetent. Frankly, if I'm interviewing two guys, and one has an MSCE and the other claims several years of administering a Windows NT/2000 network, I'll probably consider them equally and ask them the same questions. I actually have more respect for the guy who's been debugging problems for the last couple years than someone who just passed some exam.

    Finally, perhaps as a coup-de-gras of sorts, consider all those Cisco Certifications. As much as Cisco hypes them, you'd think that lots of Cisco employees would have them. Well, I used to work there, and guess what? They don't. Generally, the engineers there are quite unimpressed by anything other than a CCIE (of which there are only a couple thousand in the whole world). It's not about how many tests you can pass, it's about what you've actually done and what you can do.

    The cert classes are a nice way to fill in some gaps in your existing knowledge or to get a jumpstart on a new technology, but, by and large, they don't mean dick.

  191. Insured yes, licensed no. Guarantees, yes. by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't care if they are licensed, as that would only increase the cost of doing business, and cut out a lot of the smaller shops.

    However, one should be insured for reasonable liability..

    This goes for any industry as far as I'm concerned. My Auto mechanic isn't licensed, but his work IS guaranteed.

    If they are incompetent they don't stay in business anyway. Sort of self-policing.

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  192. It's up to the customer by azpenguin · · Score: 1

    My neighbor fixes cars out of his home for a living. He doesn't have a certification, but he's damn good at what he does. I trust him enough to work on my vehicles. And I don't see customers needing him to warranty his work - he does it right the first time - but they do come to him for all their maintanence and repair. And he's cheap. But I've seen plenty of these "certified" mechanics make serious mistakes (I know of one brake repair chain here in town that has left important parts like, oh, brake drums or pads off when they put a vehicle back together - many times) on cars they're being paid a ton of money to fix. The certification only means the mechanic has passed a written test. And if there's one mechanic with an ASE certification in one area, they can put the ASE sign on the shop. Certifications don't mean anything to a customer when they're waiting for a tow truck, or worse, an ambulance, due to a faulty repair.

    As far as computer repairs go - I fix my own problems whenever possible. I also fix any problems that I have enough expertise for if friends or family call. I don't have a certification. As far as business goes - it's up to businesses to determine what standards work for them. If a company decides that it requires A+, MCSE, or any other certification from the computer repairman, that is their choice. The repairman can either have it or not do business with them. If a company wants to use someone that has no certification, but that they know is qualified, it's up to them. I've seen some people with A+ certs fresh out of school, and I wouldn't let them touch my computer. I also know people that have no formal training whatsoever who can fix anything they come across. Certifications mean nothing to a company if the certifed repairman screwed up the work. It's the customer's choice.

  193. Better than certification: guaranteed work by theophilus00 · · Score: 1

    When I'm having a computer repaired, seeing certification credentials on the wall or on a business card doesn't mean crap to me. I don't even know what A+ is, honestly. I feel much better dealing with a manufacturer or repair shop that guarantees its work: "if we didn't fix what you paid us to fix, we'll make it right, with no additional charges."

    Things go wrong in repair shops. Oversights happen. I can live with that, but when I discover such an oversight and all I get is some hostile introverted shop tech growling at me that "they fixed it, and if I want it looked at again it'll be an additional $35 bench fee," I get pissed off. This can happen even in "certified" shops.

    I should not be able to hold a shop liable for my data. When I send a computer to Dell for repair, I'm required to remove the hard drive, RAM, etc. They still manage to fix the PC without any chance that they'll zap my drive or read my private documents. If law allowed suits based on data loss, or other semi-tangibles, we'd soon be signing releases or arbitration agreements before a shop would touch our PCs, since one adverse judgment could easily put a small shop out of business.

    Be smart. Know the people you're trusting your gear to, and don't deal with them if they won't stand behind their work.

  194. Licenses... by lspd · · Score: 1

    Here's a nice little article about the negative impact of licensing.

    It's funny how the merits of a CS degree for programming are debated on slashdot, and this sort of suggestion gets any discussion at all. Come on now, you can teach the basics of computer repair to a twelve year old in a day or two. Car mechanics are expected to diagnose and fix component level problems.. No one extects a PC tech to do that any more.

  195. Agreed by wachusett · · Score: 1

    After all...if the certifications were a *guarantee* that the tech would know what he was doing, wouldn't everyone already insist on hiring only certified techs?

    If folks feel that hiring only certified technicians is beneficial to them, that's something they can already do. I don't see any benefit to forcing that potential extra cost on everyone.

    -Russ

  196. regulation? hm.. by itzdandy · · Score: 1

    i think their should absolutely be a minimum set of credintials required. Many people are decieved by un-certified and un-qualified people. I run a tech service company that services small businesses and schools across the state, I also do some work on the west coast for a number of chrystler dealerships.

    I deal with the incompetance of other "techs" almost daily. My customers have made descisions based on financial situations and they know that by spending less they get less, but still expect acceptable service which they do not receive by a lot of bull-**** computer companies.

    just imagine the cost of replacing critical student records when an incompetant "tech" failed to follow proper procedures for backing up data on a server before a hardware upgrade. Or losing 100+ customer files at a car lot which could potentially cost millions.

    plumbers, carpenters, electricians, hair stylist,etc,etc, must have certifications, logically so should computer techs.

  197. Land of the Free? by jmu1 · · Score: 2
    I know it's really just a bunch of bs, but this is supposed to be the land of opportunity. The land of the free...

    I think that mandating certification in anything is total bs and should be branded so. What does any government have sticking their nose into what ANYONE does? If I want to hire noncertified people, I will damnit.

    And don't hand me any shit about "But what about people's lives!". That is exactly what I'm talking about. Control of lives. If people want to purchase goods and services from noncertified people... let them. They may get better service or higher quality goods from certified shops, but that is all part of the free market.

    Certification laws were lobbied by commie unionists who wanted to control the market of workers, making their pay go up so they wouldn't have to learn another trade that was more in demand. Fuckers are worse than farmers.

  198. Certs matter when you're starting out. by katsushiro · · Score: 1

    Here's the deal. I know my sh1t. I work as a programmer at a small development house, and we share offices with a small computer repair shop. Even though I'm a software guy with only 4 years of experience in dealing with hardware repair as well, I've learned a lot, and consider myself to be quite knowledgeable. As a matter of fact, I spend a good half of my time helping out the computer repair guys instead of coding because *they keep asing me for help on systems they don't know about*. And these are techs with supposedly over 10 years of experience. So I'm gonna go ahead and claim that I'm a good technician, knowledgeable and able.. however, I only have those 4 years of experience. Later this year, I'm going to be moving, and that's going to require me to quit this job and search for a new one. With just my 4 years of experience, I'm likely to not find anything. *That's* why i'm right now studying for the A+ (frankly, most of this is really basic stuff, anyone with a bit of spare time to study can get an A+ if they buy the right books without even needing to touch a puter), not because *I* beleive it will make me a better tech, but because employers definetly will.

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  199. fu*k that stupid sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the government has it's hands in enough of our lives how about they dont worry about it and then if you take your pc to a repair center and it dosnt work right dont pay them

  200. less government by frovingslosh · · Score: 2
    My thought on all of this is keep the government out of it. Sure, there was a post here that said "if someone needs a license to fix my sink then why not one to fix my computer?". But, while I'm not going to try to justify the government saying who can do what to my toilet, the computer is hardly part of a building like plumbing or wiring is. Someone doesn't need a certification to fix your VCR, or your toaster, or your video game, they shouldn't need a certification to fix your computer. That's not to say that you should let a jerk fix your system, particularly if you depend on it. I'm just saying that the owner/consumer has to be responsible and not expect the government or Microsoft decide who can and who can't do a computer repair. Counting on the government to do this isn't likely to improve anything and just drive up the price.

    Another way to look at this, if you are IBM or SUN or Cisco or any other manufacturer/service company, do you have the right to train your own people and set your own standards, or do your technicians have to pass some sort of test set up by a government bureaucrat (perhaps with the "guidance" of a competitor like Microsoft)? If Sun can fix Sun systems and IBM and others can fix IBM mainframes, why should the lowly PC be given a higher status?

    And don't think for a minute it stops there. Once the government gets it's fingers in here, there will certainly be software "certification" for those who write code. Sure, Microsoft will still be free to put out system that crash regularly and to export jobs to lowest bidder countries, but an individual who can do the work on his own will be required to learn the Microsoft sales pitches and be able to present the Microsoft product line before he can be "certified" to do the work he is already making a living at.

    I'd rather count on the market place to regulate the industry than bureaucrats. The market isn't perfect, but it's far better than the alternative. Consumers who hire idiots should not be an excuse to take away good people's right to earn a living.

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  201. Certifications should be like RPGs by stand · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see some sort of multi-tiered credential on a per-technology basis. Sort of like D&D and other role playing games.

    So I might be certified as a 3rd level Apache admin, for instance. Your level would be tied to some sort of points system. Some certifying authority (not necessarily the government) or authorities would be in charge of determining the criteria for assigning points as well as the actual awarding of points.

    Think about it, most tech types are already familiar with this type of system from their game playing days so it would be an easy transition. It would also tie my qualifications to a number that job recruiters and hiring managers would have an easy time dealing with.

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    1. Re:Certifications should be like RPGs by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but do you get the bitchin' Vorpal sword and the Elven cloak of Invisibility?

      Do I, as your customer, get saving throws when you trash my hard drive?

      Sorry.. Had to go there.

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    2. Re:Certifications should be like RPGs by stand · · Score: 1
      Sorry.. Had to go there.

      Not at all. In fact, I think your joke reinforces my point. That being, it's easy to have fun with this concept, which would only encourage people to use it. Perhaps you might employ analogues to magic items and saving throws if they made sense for the type of certification.

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    3. Re:Certifications should be like RPGs by greymond · · Score: 1

      Only if you twirl your keyboard or mouse in the air while spinning to "du da du da da du da ta da" (FF battle win theme)

    4. Re:Certifications should be like RPGs by PyTHON71 · · Score: 1

      Certification classes:
      Orc = MCSE
      Half-Orc = Completing MCSE
      Halfling = A+ only
      Human = A+, studying for RHCE
      Half-Elf = A+, RHCE
      Elf = Massive UN*X experience, doesn't need any stinking credentials

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  202. dont give the government any stupid ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont give the government any stupid ideas. I can
    see an MCSE or something as being required to get a job in the tech field.. That is asinine. I wouldnt hire anybody who is mcse, a+ whatever
    anyway because a lot of the stuff they learned
    is wrong.

  203. CompUSA by CommieBozo · · Score: 0

    CompUSA makes all of their techs get A+ certified within a certain amount of time, or the tech is gone.

  204. its all about speed of change.. by Splork · · Score: 2

    How much has changed in the hair care world in the last 10 years? How much have automobiles changed in the last 10 years? Now compare that to how much has changed in the field of computers in the last 10 years. Notice the several orders of magnitude difference beating you over the head with a big stick.

    By the time a beaurocrat gets their ass off of their head long enough to attempt to regulate computer repair, everything they've tried to do by regulating it will be worthless and obsolete.

    blind regulation is bad. reputation is good.

  205. A+ is a joke.... by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    I got 71% on the first test in 25min and 91% on the second part in under 10min... it was insulting.
    I *really* don't think there's a difference between guy A who just went to school to get his A+ and Guy B who works at the computer store fixing computers without an A+.

  206. But mechanics and hairdressers don't by phorm · · Score: 2

    Generally do work at home. Some hairdressers do, but not many that get high customer volume

    A lot of techies (and good ones) work from home, such a requirement could very well kill their business. All things considered, if a business kills a computer - they should replace it. If there's very valuable data on it, the customer should notify them beforehand and they can weight the risks.

    On the other note: I recently sent my semi-computer-illiterate grandparents to pick up a new fan for their old Pentium 200 from the local Future Shop. They told the main tech they had a Pentium 200 ($5 heatsink+fan combo), and were given a huge heatsink+fan combo ($25) for an Althon XP/P3/P4. Being idiots, they decided to try installing it themselves, and ended up damaging capacitors near the CPU socket with the oversized heatsink. Apparently Future Shop has no liability in this, they hire idiots for techs who can't read that a heatsink is for a Socket A/370 (Athlon/P4) mainboard.

    My point? If major businesses were required to hire at least semi-competetent techs, it would be better. But by the same reasoning I am guessing that people reading this article (who didn't already know of FS's tech crappiness) will keep this in mind when getting PC work/parts from there. Word of mouth is a big factor in a PC business... and a bad reputation as a computer dealer can sink you very fast sometimes.

  207. My thoughts... by blixel · · Score: 2

    I don't think having the certification proves that you know more than the guy next to you who doesn't have the certification. Being certified does not equal having years of experience. That said, I don't agree that all certified people are morons as some people in this thread are saying. I do agree that many people who have no real know-how but have lots of money run out and get certifications just to have them. And that's unfortunate because it makes the rest of "us" (those of us who know our stuff) look bad. But the same thing has been happening for years. A high school diploma used to be optional and you would still be able to land a decent paying job as long as you knew what you were doing. My dad never graduated high school and made over 60 grand a year working at Caterpillar as an electrician. He knew how to do his job and back then, that was all that mattered. But now - a 4 year college degree barely qualifies you for 25k a year and lower management.

  208. If This Comes To Pass by The+Dobber · · Score: 2

    I'm getting me a butt-load of stock in that company. You know, the one that Sally Struthers says I can get a degree from.

    Or was that the one that feed the starving children?

    Can't remember, oh wait

    1) Starving Children
    B) Sally Struthers
    III) Degree In PC Repair
    Four) Profit

  209. how self regulation happens in the computer biz by kraksmoka · · Score: 2
    asking for regulation would be like going to Dr. Kevorkian. Do we really need barriers of entry in this field? after all, if you can't fix a machine, you don't say you can, right?

    the current piss-poor economy has acted like regulation. i have seen many a wanna-be, dishonest middle man or liar driven out of business, because they cannot get cash when the goods are fake. lets face it, there are scammers out there that say they'll hand out the stars and the moon on a PC, but that was the nature of the boom times too. people are more wary today, ever so slightly more educated (no browser?? ok, just click the big blue E) and not in the same frantic state of mind that the boom created.

    in short. the industry is self-regulated and should stay that way. keeping barriers of entry (in the fiscal world) low serves to draw more people into the field. the barriers of entry right now are only time and brains. lets keep it that way.

    the only person served by your regulation would be established businesses, and that is what creates stagnation and problems.

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  210. Re:Make it optional and known and they will all do by spirality · · Score: 1

    I think my degree from an accredited University is good enough. If you couple that with my experience as a software engineer I don't think I should have to provide any more qualifications.

    If someone doesn't want to hire me they don't have to.

    However, if it were in my best interest to get something like a PE (Professional Engineer) certification I would probably do so. I guess it just isn't right now.

  211. Established Industry... by nick_davison · · Score: 2

    How long had there been automechanics and hairdressers before either industry was regulated?

    How long have people been repairing home PCs? (Maybe 20 years?)

    [Home] Computing's still a very young industry. A lot of the experience is still self taught, rather than learned on courses (though it's shifting), much like with cars in their early days.

    While it wouldn't suprise me in the least to see legally required certifications around the centenary of the home PC, just like we see for the centenary of the car, does every other industry get regulated this quickly either?

  212. I could not disagree more by portforward · · Score: 1

    I do not mean to discount statements about potential safety problems with automobiles. However, I work in healthcare IT and I take my job VERY seriously. It is not inconceivable that if I do not do my job correctly, then the wrong information can be given about a patient causing the wrong treatment. One of our products is considered a "medical device" which requires safety notices along with registering with the FDA.

    I have to follow ISO standards, follow written procedures as well record my training. We record and archive every keystroke that we make on a hospital server. Everything is checked and double checked.

    Would you want your child to be treated with the wrong medical information?

    That is just healthcare. What about airliner systems? You think a bad break job on a Mazda will cause problems? What about a computer system failure on a 747 or a downed control tower. (Yes, I know there are redundant systems, but consider what would happen if they all went down.)

    I don't know about "government licensing", but a malfunctioning computer system can cause tremendous damage to a person's safety. If you don't think that they can, then you are just playing games or writing reports for school.

  213. Egad, no! by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think mandatory certification for PC repair services would be the kiss of death to affordable quality service. The fact that a business person doesn't request several bids, or, get references for a likely contender for a job, should not be the premise upon which licensing mandates are instituted. That would only reward lazy business owners/managers, and reward easy fixes.

    The fact that a person can afford to take a test to get certification doesn't say squat about that person's ability to solve problems requiring critical reasoning or independent thought. I would rather hire someone based on his or her reputation for having their shit together and getting the job done right the first time. And, on the flip side, I would like to think that my own reputation spoke more highly for me than having any certification a well-trained chimp might get its hands on, given said chimp's ability to pay for it.

    I tend to be nominally liberal, but in such a case as this, I am all for unregulated commerce. Dumbshits who fuck up will not be in business for long. Honest people with their act together will find their isn't enough time in the day to accept all requests for service.

    Now, when it comes to coding software, I am in favor of regulation, especially for operating systems coders. but then, that is another kettle of fish entirely...

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  214. Certifications are worthless? by Quill_28 · · Score: 2

    I think not. Sure they don't mean you know anything. Everybody has meet a MCSE who is utterly clueless, but they do help your resume move to the top of the stack.

    Let's be honest most people only get certifications to get a better job. That and your employer pays you to get one.

    1. Re:Certifications are worthless? by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

      exactly. we all need help getting to the top of the resume pile.

  215. Predictable response!11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blah blah blah! Ayn Rand! Blah blah blah! Reference to auto mechanics, which is ironic in that I don't have the first idea what actually goes on in an internal combustion engine! Never heard of such nonsense! Those who deny Time Cube are educated stupid! Blah blah blah!

    In summary, my field is the last bastion of de-facto slavery, and I will die to preserve my right to be treated like a disposable cog. Up the free market! BTW, please hire me!

  216. Comptia Certifications by greymond · · Score: 2

    although they show competance, they don't really mean crap when working in a Computer Repair dept.

    When I worked at CompUSA - although I had an A+ certification already - most of the problems were specific system issues that Compaq or Pacbell new about. ie: Compaq had a flaw in their X series MB's that caused cd drives to go out - so all those systems would come in with people complaining about their cd-rom not working and we simply order the new MB and cdrom and replace them - that used about 1% of the information covered in the A+ Exam Cram.

    The other common issues were people who had tried to instal Win X over Win X and turned the poweroff halfway through and needed their system restored.

  217. Re:definitely - Easily answered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, dickhead.

    I WORK for that airline... you know, "that one in FL." The problem was a contractor didn't properly label hazmet put in the hold.

    know what the fuck you're talking about before you start the slander, please.

  218. No CS PE by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    Problem is there is no equivalent of the PE for CS people.

    I'm unsure how well the PE would actually speak to a persons software engineering skill as it currently stands.

    "They" are currently working on a Profession Software Engineer ( or whatever it is called ) cert though.

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  219. Um... heck no by txdadu · · Score: 1

    I usually have the opposite reaction to people with certificates, not that this is everyone but in most cases I find that those who have A+ and Network+ certificates have them to get a job, not because they are good at their job. Just having those certificates does not make you a good tech, it just means you can take a test.

  220. Re:All you need is your A+ and Network Security ce by madmancarman · · Score: 2
    If the gov't is going to require certification, all you need is your A+ and Network Security certs. You know how "advanced" the A+ is with all of it's DOS and Windows 3.1 questions.

    As someone mentioned earlier, the A+ Operating Systems test no longer has any Windows 3.1 questions, and its command line questions are either related to DOS in Win9x, or to the commands in Windows 2000.

    Anyone who passes these tests is definately qualified to repair my computer running my favorite flavor of *BSD or Linux!

    What in the world does the operating system have to do with repairing the physical computer? If the floppy drive is hosed, replace it. If you want a DVD-RW drive installed, not a problem. Of course, drivers and compatability are another story, but physical installation shouldn't be an issue.

    While I wouldn't let the average A+ Certified technician loose on my Linux installation, they're probably quite capable of fixing most hardware problems you might have. And you can always require them to be Linux+ certified if you need help with that, but since that's aimed at techies with 6 months of experience, I'm not sure that would be your best option either.

    At this point, since a number (but not all) of the IT certifications out there can be earned with a majority of studying and minimal hands-on experience, I don't think requiring certifications in the industry is going to do anything more than further boost the popularity of those certifications. We've all heard the horror stories about NT MCSE's who couldn't make a boot floppy.

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  221. Ex Mechanic Current Geek Observation by Salden · · Score: 1

    Since when did a mechanic need certification to work on your car? Sure, I was a ASE Certified Master tech (at age 19) but I did it for pride. Shops themselves must be certified for safety and things like that but to my knowledge, there is no license for auto mechanics. Of course, your state may vary....

  222. Certification is taxation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not an evaluation of whether the automechanic or hairdresser or teacher can do the job. Requirements to pass whatever test are minimal... it's all about the money the govt receives.

  223. Word-of-mouth reputation means more than license.. by EdZep · · Score: 1

    Bad idea to invite government to regulate every aspect of our lives. The computer user takes some responsibility for the work done, by virtue of getting referrals in advance. Low skills should lead to no business... just by simple market forces.

  224. Those ideas always look good on paper... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    ... however, unlike automobiles and hair salons, whose technology haven't changed much in the last 100 years (a car's engine still works the same as 100 years ago, no matter how many microchips it has), so keeping a tech current is no big deal.

    However, this is not the case with computers, given the wide variation in platforms AND software. Keeping a tech current just to satisfy "legal" requirements would take 100% of the tech's available time.

    1. Re:Those ideas always look good on paper... by beezly · · Score: 1

      I disagree, modern computer technology hasn't changed that much in the past 50 years, the basic concepts are the same (granted... digital electronic computers haven't been around 100 years :) ).

      I don't think any of the original Manchester Mark I team would have problems comparing the concepts used in that original machine to a modern computer. Everything has just got faster.

      To make an analogy between computers and cars... Imagine the progression from points ignition, through to electronic ignition and on to the EMU's we have in cars today... the core technology is still the same (suck in petrol, explode..), computers are still binary, just faster and smaller and with fancy ignition :)

  225. Re:Do you really want an MCSE fixing your computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see what's so bad about having an MCSE. Apparently it's the "everyone remotely associated with Microsoft is evil" fringe lunacy that perpetuates itself on Slashdot.

  226. Shrinkwrap Techie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'm only as liable as the EULA of the software I install. :P

  227. Re:A+? No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if auto mechanics had good test-taking skills, they wouldn't be auto mechanics.

    (Of course you can say the same thing for PC repair.)

  228. Regulate it with your wallet. by saider · · Score: 1

    Don't go to incompetent fools in search of a deal.

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  229. Displaying certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only display my certifications because:

    1.) I'm too lazy to go out and buy frames to put pictures on the walls in my office.

    2.) It gives me more credibility when I am insulting other employees for their lack of intelligence and inability to pass the same tests which I passed without studying even after studying for 3 months.

    3.) I'm an arrogant prick, and I like to rub my certifications in the faces of other employees.

  230. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by ecalkin · · Score: 1

    A+ didn't use to be a useless cert. when it first came out about 10 years ago it was pretty funny. i worked for a regional computer dealership that employed about 50 technical people. about half didn't pass the A+ on the first try and most of the rest were scoring in the 70s. we had people that got less than %50 on the *Customer Service* section (which was pretty much don't call the custumer an idiot...)

    having achieved novell and ms and and cisco certs (several certs over several years) it's worth saying that the issuer has to want the cert to have value. novell *really* put a lot of effort into to classes and *tests* to make the netware 3 and 4 certs very meaningful. they kinda dropped the ball on netware 5. i think that the first batch of mcses (3.5x) were stronger than the 4.0 mcses because of the classes and tests and the 2000 mcse program appears to me to be very weak. ms at one point stated that they wanted a bunch of mcses in the field. haven't done enough cisco to rate them, except that i've heard that the CCIE is a strong cert.

    the point of any certifcation is that you've learned enough to understand foundational materials. you can't learn it all when you go to that class but you can learn enough so that you are sound to build upon. novell was excellent on that concept!

    eric

  231. Certification is a great way to limit competition by ericlj · · Score: 1

    The real reason hair stylists are required to have licenses is to prevent competition -- if too many people are going into the business, the powers that be (who are almost always shop owners) can just make the entry a little tougher. Don't think tougher means more qualified, either, it just means that the test is only given on the second full moon of the month and the fee is doubled.

    Licensing boards almost always end up being run by the ones being licensed because they are the only ones interested enough to do the job. It doesn't take long for such licensing to become a barrier to entry rather than a protection for the consumer.

  232. Great if there were vendor neutral certifications by Wolfgar · · Score: 1

    I think certification of computer service technicians would be great if there were vendor neutral certifications available that were accepted as industry standard.

    The problem is that most computer certifications these days are created by the vendors themselves as a way of both generating additional revenue as well as bolstering the marketing power of their products.

  233. Apparently, an ant can outdrink you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...since you are apparently plastered. He was referring to the cost of a Wild Turkey vs. a Bud Light.

  234. Yeah, we need more regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am glad to hear your hair dresser is certified.

  235. For the most part... NO! by Steepe · · Score: 1

    There is no reason to certify a board jockey, (someone who diagnoses.. problem with the vid card.. swap vid card) thats just stupid for someone who isn't going to make squat to have to go and get cert the company isn't going to pay for.

    I was a tech when I was a kid.. (going to college) and I was good. But never got over $9.00/hr, and now that I am a network engineer trying to get a company that already invests $70,000+ in my salary to send me to training for a CCIE is impossible.. THINK about it for that little board jock. His company isn't going to pay for anything.

    Now if you are on the other hand a component level tech, (and really there isn't much need in that any more with motherboards under $200) then sure I would like to see you can run an osciloscope and a soldering iron.

    Just another excuse for some ripoff school agency to have another cert they can make money off of so some poor kid can pay a months salary to get the stupid cert.

    To the guy who says.... but my data..... While its true the shop should not cause harm to something that isn't broke.. your data is completely your concern. I don't do backups either except for my most important data, but if my HD crashed, (and oh it has in the past... a LOT) then its my fault for not having the data backed up.

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    1. Re:For the most part... NO! by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      For the most part....I agree with you.

      I know a lot of people with A+ certification...which is just about the most worthless certification ever. I wonder why it is still respected at all.

      But there are numbers of other certifications that don't seem to make a hill of beans difference in the competence of the person. Like the NT MCSE certifications, for example. I know quite a number of people who have this cert, but still can't solve practical NT server issues.

      I think that if these were regulated and certs were required then schools would get wealthy while the knowledge base is not necessarily improved. The thought of creating better standards is a good one, but by method of requiring certifications is a bad idea.

  236. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The rumor that any chimp can pass A+ is untrue. I have seen many of my co-workers at Pomeroy Flunk the thing, some have tried multiple times. People who try to cram and regurgitate seem to be fooled by the "trick questions," while people who understand the concepts behind the questions, and know computers do not. I usually print up F+ certs for people who flunk, and hope teasing will motivate them to do better. I even give C+ certs to console the hopeless cases. They have horseshoes on them, and statements like Dog gonnit, He tried, and that should count for something, and He almost passed, so now he can order parts using another tech's name and ID number.

    I passed both portions of the test in under 30 minutes, and it was too damn easy because I know computers, but we can't assume that because it is easy for us, it is easy, period.

  237. yeah, get the government invovled by andih8u · · Score: 1

    nothing like goverment involvement to totally stagnate a sector. Once your local repair shop is certified to fix your win3.11 box, in another five to ten years you should be able to bring your 98 machine in to get looked at.

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  238. What a great way to stifle the industry! by jetlagQ · · Score: 1

    it seems that the most flexible answer is what's already out there: show your credentials and anyone who wants the quality work done will come to you and pay a little extra to have it done right. but don't tell me that i can't have someone put in something simple on the cheap because they don't have a government-mandated certification.

    for protection, if you want to ensure that the job is done right then get a contract and hold the person to it.

    as for this: "I think it might cut down on the riff-raff and wannabes" how would you handle journeymen just trying to get started in the industry. look at any in an industry that gets regulated this way and you find two things:

    1. competition goes down
    2. prices go up
    3. new people have a hard time breaking into the business because of the high cost of entry.

    instead of ensuring computer services quality lets leave the government to what it's good at - ensure the quality of the employees at the post office and the airports.

  239. Government Lisencing and Monitoring would be good! by The_Guv'na · · Score: 2

    Imagine that, by law, an image of your hard drive must be sent to the government, your DNA swabbed from your input devices, and bugs/keyloggers routineley installed if they find any sign of terrorist or criminal activities or intentions....

    Such as:

    Naturally, copies of your drive image will always be sent immediateley to the proper authorities for America's protection.

    As we all know, no Saudi funded terrorist group could even dream of affording it's own bunch of nutbars to read up on some HOWTOs and sort out their own computers.

    Have A Nice Day!(tm)

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  240. There is a big difference by speby · · Score: 1

    Automobiles are expensive and generally need to be repaired. If you want to regulate the repairing of PCs, you would be wasting your time. PCs cost next to nothing and are rarely worth the money to repair, except in specific circumstances. In addition, the likelihood of a mis-repair on a PC is not likely to physically injure someone. Also, data protection, if you consider loss of it as an injury, shouldn't be considered in the process. Who is to say the accountability for a customer's data is in the hands of the repairman or the hands of the customer (in terms of being responsible and making back-ups)?

    If there is any kind of certification, then it should be done as it is done now: through industry or proprietary certs and respectable experience. It would make sense, if you had two equal candidates (companies or consultants) who wanted to repair your million-buck Sun boxes, to choose a person or company that is 'certified' than one that is not. Is that a guaruntee? No, but niether is a federally issued license. Sure, accountability might be in place, but that sure doesn't mean a whole lot if the guy can't do your particular job right the first time.

  241. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 2

    When I worked for DEC they had a rule, "A+ or your ass is gone."

    Judging by the fact that DEC stock now trades under HP's ticker symbol (DEC -> Compaq -> HP), I would think long and hard before looking to their more asinine management policies as being a Good Thing.

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  242. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by Grail · · Score: 1

    So how is compulsory certification going to solve the problem of the shonky dealer? If you're going to be dishonest, does having an A+ certification mean anything to the client?

    Having the required certification might give them a false sense of security, sure, but certification doesn't mean you're necessarily any more honest or competent than the next guy.

  243. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by SmackDown · · Score: 1

    To get a (new) job, certs come in real handy, too. Some employers (prospective or otherwise) may not care about how long you've done something, or if you've been in the field forever, but if you have the cred to "prove it."
    This is a great example of the worst sort of management-propagated absurd hiring practices. This sort of thing ensures that the lowest common denominator ("Yippee! I took a class at community college and got my MCSE!") continue to be hired over the more talented people in the field who just don't give a fcuk and/or would feel violated paying Microsoft $6,000 to take a test which gives you a certification that is essentially an advertisement for Microsoft products. I'd rather hire an uncertified wrench monkey and/or crazy perl coder over a moron who thinks he or she is "tha bomb" because someone showed them how to use multimode console.

  244. Two reasons it probably won't happen. by blair1q · · Score: 2

    1. Cars are still far more expensive items. For most people, a car is the most expensive item they own (houses are a very close second). You can pay as much for a non-ridiculous repair on a car as your entire computer, software library, and home network cost.

    2. Safety is a critical feature of a car. Safety is an almost unknown feature in a home computer. Certifying mechanics to bleed brakes saves lives. Certifying techs to configure IP addresses is a waste of eighty bucks.

  245. NO NO NO by Qrlx · · Score: 2

    I realize that nobody is going to read comment #500 on this busy story, but here goes:

    Certification in the computer industry is a waste of time, MOSTLY (with a few exceptions -- maybe general security practices, TCP/IP stuff, could be certified) It matters so little to me that the guy working on my computer has a piece of paper that says he took a test. Tests do not matter doodly-squat compared to hands-on experience.

    True story: Former network admin here, MCSE, was backing up Exchange as though it was just another file. He never got priv.edb and pub.edb because (duh) Exchange keeps a lock on those babies. End result: Big Owie! (as the Gungans say). Paper tiger got burned. Me, with no cert but a clue, got his job.

    One of the BEST things about the tech field is that it is relatively free from unions, guilds, and various other anti-competitive exclusionary practices. We need to keep it taht way. My highest-paid buddy only has a H.S. diploma, and he runs major web sites for big time companies. He didn't get hired because of some stupid piece of paper, but because he can get the job done.

    Isn't that refreshing? We in the tech field have a self-sufficiency gene. We are all adults here, unlike teachers or policemen or the guy who bags your groceries at the Safeway -- we don't need a corrupt union to "watch out for our best interests" because we already know what our own best interests are! (href: all I wanted was a pepsi!)

    Now, I wouldn't hold it against somebody that they had a tech certification. But it's much less important than their people skills, etc.

    ANd how many of us haven't been ripped off at ASE-certified mechanics?

    Okay, so I work on Windows systems, but it's obvious to me (and to my employer after they got burned) that MCSE and such is really all about marketing. It's supposed to demonstrate that MS has an army of highly-trained specialists who can help your organization. But it's crap, and we all know it.

    Another example: a guy from Dell was here the other day to replace a failed HDD (in the Exchange server, as it turns out. God bless RAID). It took him like two hours to figure out that he needed to change the SCSI ID on the new HD. This guy was certified, but he had never heard of a SCSI ID? That's so pathetic.

    If we are going to have certs, at least give me a way to file a complaint against the tech who takes two hours replacing a HDD in my mission-critical email server because he doesn't know what a SCSI ID is. Something like the Bar Association for lawyers. But I can already see where that would go: Right into the Llinux vs. Windows Flame Pit From Hell.

    That's why those of us with open minds and a clue don't need any damn certs. We can stand on the merits of what we know, thank you very much.

    1. Re:NO NO NO by /dev/trash · · Score: 2
      Former network admin here, MCSE, was backing up Exchange as though it was just another file.


      Isn't unix way: EVERYTHING is a file?

      Sorry, just a little humor on a lonely Friday nite.

      I see what you are saying though. I have no certs but I'm thinking on them. It seems around here certs are the only way to even get an interview for a job.

  246. And another thought... by Dannon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do a fair share of cleaning up after fly-by-night companies/consultants/johnny's-14-year-old nephew-that-really-knows-computers. It costs a lot of the local businesses serious money to replace lost data and sub-standard equipment.

    So why are you complaining? The fact that you're trusted to clean up these mistakes shows that you evidently have the experience/credentials/word-of-mouth-reputation that these fly-by-nighters, consultants, and nephews lack. On your part, you'd make less money if it weren't for two things:
    1) Some of your customers were at one point careless with their money.
    2) You have something better to offer than their previous servicefolks. Something that allows you to charge more, and forces them to either discount or get Darwinized out of business.

    And on the part of your clients, they gain the benefit of wisdom (good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement). Plus, it is worth the money they pay you to have you around to clean up their mistakes.

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  247. System Administrators Guild by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    Guild! The word I think we are all looking for is Tech Guilds. Now if we can just hire some thugs to enforce things..

    You can vist the System Administrators Guild at sageweb.sage.org

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    1. Re:System Administrators Guild by Blackneto · · Score: 2

      Do they have thugs to enforce things like in the middle ages?

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  248. Certifications for compter service? by RumpRoast · · Score: 1

    To hell with that! How about certifications for reproduction? That's what I want.

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  249. Why this is a bad BAD idea... by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

    The nice thing about the 2 examples of certification you cite are that they are extreamly static, from a skill set point of view.

    Not to mention, certification is ZERO gaurantee you are actually going to get what you expect... The last time I used a CERTIFIED mechanic to work on my car, they tried to tell me I was going to need over $500 dollars worth of work + a new battery! (the mechanic in question was a 15 year ASA Mechanic)... Since I already new exactly what was wrong with the car, I told them they were nuts, and told them why... both his shop manager and the mechanic insisted they were correct in their diagnosis, and proceded to flaunt their certs at me...

    I then went, skined up my nuckles a little bit, and fixed the loose nut on the alternator of the car, PUSH started the car, and drove off, a year later, when I sold the car, it still had the same battery and still worked perfectly...

    Certs for PCs are even MORE worthless, IMHO, because it simply means that the person in possesion of it managed to pass some tests that may or may not have anything to do with your type of setup, and doesn't necessarily bother to test if the person who is applying for the cert actually has the troubleshooting aptitude necessary to actually FIX a problem.

    Not to mention the fact that anyone with a cert would need to re-cert on a very VERY regular basis, to keep current with the latest and greatest tech... Of course, that doesn't help you if the person with their newly minted Piece of Paper tryes to work on a 386 running win3.1 that has worked fine for someone for the last 8 years, no need to upgrade now!

    The whole point of computers and engineers is to make things SIMPLER. Certifications bring a great deal of complication to the process of servicing existing systems.

    As always, the best way to avoid getting screwed, is to get educated! If you are one of those folks who doesn't know much about PCs/Networks, does the person selling you one seem to take an interest in informing you why it's necessary to buy what you are buying? Does he back it up with demonstrations, facts, or even glossys? If so, you are probably not going to get ripped off. But if he relies ONLY on a Certification of some type (as an excuse that he knows, and you should just TRUST him), I would run away, and run away fast.

    You have met someone who feels you are too stupid for him to bother explaining why he is doing what he is doing with your money, doesn't respect you as a customer, and probably is going to rip you off if he gets the feeling he can!

    Certs are bad, MMMkkk?

  250. Great Idea by photon317 · · Score: 2


    Questionnaire:

    1) How happy have you, your friends, and your relatives been with licensed auto mechanics in the past?

    2) How happy have you, your friends, and your relatives been with licensed hairdressers in the past?

    3) Do you now think government licensing has anything to do with customer satisfaction?

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  251. Definitely not by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

    First, I think those state licenses are more to limit people coming into the profession, i.e. just one more hurdle, and provide a way for insurance companies to cover their rears. Second, many of the certifications that exist now are devalued by all these "boot camps" where someone learns enough useless knowledge to pass the test and then forgets it a week later.

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  252. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    It had better be easy for anyone who touches my computer. I don't want these "hopeless cases" working on my computer.
    -Chris

  253. Robbing Peter to pay Paul by NatHoward · · Score: 1

    It's funny how the folks in a profession really want mandatory certification, and the rest of us don't care. Of course, what this means is that there are a lot of "yes" calls to legislators, and few "no" ones.

    A few years later, when the certification is required, the legislators and the folks in the field are richer (because certification can only limit the competition). While I'm sure there are plenty of good-hearted folks who want mandatory certification, the rest of us shouldn't forget that it confers some of the benefits of a monopoly on the Chosen Ones.

    Voluntary certification, on the other hand, has the benefit of enriching mainly the certifiers -- but it's a happy springboard for making it mandatory, and once again Peter (the public) is robbed to pay Paul (the Certified).

    You might object that anyone can get the certification, after a while. Um, no. The Certified, after a time, notice that they paid all this money and went to all this trouble, and the "other" folks are still entering the profession. We can't have that! And so artificial limits, subtle or blatant, are put on the number of newly certified folks. The ones already certified, of course, are grandfathered in.

    This has happened a lot folks -- from Doctors to Social Workers to Hairdressers (!) to New York City Cabdrivers.

    Don't be fooled by it -- in the end, the public pays if a monopoly (mandatory certification) is granted.

    By the way, there are always good-sounding reasons to ask for certification, but they tend to be confused. If the certifying authority offered to pay for the mistakes made by those they certified, that might be worth something -- but that's not what the Certifiers normally advocate. It would be a service to the public rather than one more artificial trough with room for only so many snouts.

  254. required certification by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    sure, I'm all for this except one small reason, the computer certification process is an industry in itself. Most computer techs simply cannot afford to get certified. Not to mention, that I fix the computers of most of the certified people I know. Half of my customers are MCSEs. :) I do like the idea of regulations. certain things are already in regulation such as if a pc tech finds kiddie porn on a customer's pc, they are obligated to report it to authorities.

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  255. There are no "experts" by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    After having worked all the way from grunt to manger in the IT world, I would have to say that there is no such thing as an expert. A lot of this has to do with marketroids (as in, people who are good at selling themselves even if they have no true ability) coming up with ways to make themselves appear to have more value. In reality, I've found that the most knowledgable people in the IT world are uncertified and in a lot of cases don't even have a computer science degree. I've also seen lots of "experts" who don't know a damn thing, but are able to convince others that they know everything. Two examples based on actual people I know:

    1. "Dan": He dresses pretty well and fits into the conservative mold. Khakis, and a casual dress shirt. Maybe a tie on some days. He only runs the "latest and greatest" at home. Mostly Microsoft, but has toyed with Linux and BSD a bit. Kind of idolizes Bill Gates. He went to a good private college and got an MBA. He is an MCSE now and makes sure everyone knows about it as well as some of his other "qualifications". He's moved from one company to the next commanding between a $60,000 and $170,000 a year salary. But... HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING!!! Most of his time, he convinces the execs that he works with to outsource the work HE'S supposed to be doing! He is moderately knowledgable with regard to computers, but he doesn't have the D.I.Y. ethic. Instead he knows lots of other people who can do his work for him. (I used to be one of them) The only time he will lift a finger to do any work is when he is doing something for himself. He is NOT a computer "expert", he is a salesman of himself!

    2. "John": John wasn't a CS major. He was actually in Communications (Audio production, like myself). When he was done with school, he went to work in a warehouse loading boxes on trucks. He had a pretty difficult time finding a decent job for a while. He worked through several temp agencies too and the jobs all sucked. Eventually, he got a job working at a company that managed insurance DBs. He befriended the admin there and managed to move through a handful of positions until the company folded. He then got a job working as an admin for a non-profit (with a little help from a friend) as their assistant admin. When the admin departed, he was promoted to admin himself. He runs a Windows NT based network and I have to say it's MUCH better run than most corporate networks. All of the Windows systems are always kept up to date on all the latest patches from M$, the latest virus defs and he is constantly working out better scripts to make things more automated. He has recently started exploring Linux as well. Sure... he doesn't command the salary that "Dan" does, but he has more ability than "Dan". "John" is also an MCSE, but he got it much later than "Dan" and kind of spurns it because he feels that most of his knowledge is better measured by what he does than a piece of paper.

    "John" is certainly more of an expert than "Dan" in terms of computer knowledge, but you wouldn't guess that at first glance if you heard the things people say about both of them. Your assumption would be that "Dan" is the expert. Well... "Dan" is going to wind up costing you a lot more than "John" and the quality of "Dan's" "work" is dubious.

    I myself have a great reputation where I work for being "the guy that can fix everything and do it without breaking a sweat". I also have an MCSE, but I really don't care. I only got it to prove how easy it is to get one. I had the ability well before I had the paper.

    The short of it:

    "There are no experts. There are only those who know, and those who don't. Paper isn't going to change that in any way."

  256. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by bziman · · Score: 2
    Like you, those practioners do not particularly care if they are recognized by the medical community as a legitimate treatment -- they proudly point to their satisfied customers as "proof" that their methods work.

    Your point is well taken, but imagine a world where Pfizer and GlaxoKlineSmith decide who gets certified. That's where the world is headed with IT certifications - there is no FDA of computers, and if there was, it would be controlled by special interests like Microsoft and Disney.

    Even if you have "certified" support from a company like Microsoft (or Red Hat or whatever) they still aren't particularly accountable -- they're perfectly happy to tell you "too bad" or "it's your fault" when their software crashes and you lose data.

    Microsoft uses their customer base to support the claim that they aren't evil, but there's lots of dispute.

    But to go back to the analogy someone made about mechanics, I'm more likely to go to a mechanic recommended to me by a friend than one I find in the phone book. I never wanted to use customer satisfaction as a means of advertising or justification, only that it is sufficient for my own self-reliance.

    Also, if you have a reputation for fixing problems, what difference does it make if you backed up their software and reinstalled the OS versus going into the registry and fixing the problem manually. Aside from the fact that if you choose the first route too often you'll lose your mind.

  257. Licensed Auto Mechanics? by Ogre332 · · Score: 1

    I'm not exactly sure where you are from, but in the state of Maryland, you don't need a license to be an auto mechanic. Sure the certification paper work makes you look better, but it's not required. I work at a dealership and one of the technicians here was a lot attendant 6 months ago. The only prior automotive work he had ever done was oil changes and installing a fat muffler on his Honda. But on a daily basis he replaces brake, suspension, and air bag components. Can we be held liable if he screws somtething up? Sure. Does the state of Maryland say he has to be certified in any way? Nope.

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  258. Certification != Competence by BanjoBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having spent younger years in the repair industry and since then having paid many people for repair on various items, I have reach the conclusion that having certification has nothing to do with the ability to perform the work. I am not a certified network engineer but have found myself in a position several times in different companies that the certified network administrator was unable to perform the work but had to rely on me to help them understand what needed to be done and how to do it. So, research on the quality of service and capabilities of prospective employees is far more important than relying on certifications.

  259. I'm all in favor of Design Certifications.... by greymond · · Score: 2

    As long as it takes into account a person's portfolio

    I currently am a Graphic Designer (still working and never laid off) that has met way too many people who say "I'm a graphic designer too - look at these stickers I made using this word template".... it's people like that - that make it harder for those of us qualified to get a job to find jobs.

    The Adobe certifications are decent, but they don't really look at design concepts, instead they are more of if you can find where the filter menu is and if you know how to USE the program.

    USING a program and DESIGNING art is VERY DIFFERENT and it takes quite a bit more to come up with an original marketing idea for a product than just knowing how to take a picture and run filters in photoshop on it.

    Heres a hint for all you wanna be graphic designers - this is what steps I take to create a package

    1) Research who I am marketing too or who "they" want me to market too as well as who I am doing this for is important - just because a nude car wash will sell doesn't mean the church your working for will like that idea :)

    2) Freehand draw out ideas and slogans (i feel my drawings are shitty compared to some but even still it gives a base to start from)

    3) Then I go to the computer and start recreating or scanning - tracing - coloring - touchup etc...

    4) I take it to my boss and he puts in his $5 worth - then I go back to step 3 and after that i'm done with that project.

    GOOD Design takes time - not a few seconds filling out a word template.

  260. Lic = more big brother control by webmaker · · Score: 1

    There is no need for having a lic to repair home pc systems. This is simple as cake to do with the way pcs are built in a modular fashion.

  261. Liability Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was in high school, I worked sales/cash at at a local computer store.

    I am not sure of the details, but the store's liability insurance required that the computer technican's have a private certification (e.g A+), or have a community college diploma as a computer technican.

    I remember that I was free try help with the backload of repairs/installations if the techs were present, but if they weren't arounds (e.g evenings) we were forbidden to even go in the room.

    If somebody sued us. Wouldn't look to good for the store's case if a High school kid was "responsible". Even though we all know, that retail PC repair has been mastered by many of a young age.

  262. Bingo. Remember the CDP... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    David, that's an excelent post. You got all the points I wanted to make.

    But I'll chime in anyway, with a real-world example that's a little closer to home for some of the Slashdot readers.

    Change the question to:

    Does the Computer Programming field need to be regulated?

    A couple decades ago this question was being asked seriously. A private organization was set up to create a certification for computer programmers. The subtext appeared to be lobbying for laws banning programming for money by anyone who didn't have one of their certifications. Think of an "American Bar Association" for programmers. (I thought the original certification was called the Certified Data Professional or CDP, but see below.)

    Of course the certification required extensive knowlege of the languages of the time. Such languages as Cobol and JCL.

    This would be convenient for someone in a large corporation's personnel department when hiring for the accounting departments IT operation. (Except when setting salary, of course, since the shortage of "qualified" programmers would drive up the price.)

    But can you IMAGINE what effect such a law would have had on the computing revolution?

    Would there even BE a Unix, an Apple OS, a Linux, a gnu project, emacs, gcc, Perl, Bison, Java, C++, etc. if everyone had to learn Cobol and enough other stuff to do accounting apps, and get a cert, before they could be paid to hack in C or sell any software they'd written?

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    Interestingly, what appears to be the same organization is still around, as a private-enterprise certification vendor. The web site says its current offering is "Certified Computing Professional" (CCP), and that it still maintains earlier certifications called "Certified Data Processor" (CDP), "Certified Systems Professional" (CSP) and "Certified Computer Programmer" (another CCP).

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  263. Like A Plus would help that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See above!

  264. PSI = Pressure, lbs/ft = torque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nm

  265. Capitalism, people... by boatboy · · Score: 1

    In a capitalist economy, businesses compete to provide a quality product or service at the lowest price. The companies that provide bad service will shape up or go out of business. The companies that provide good service, either by extensive training of employees or innovative solutions to improve service, will make more money.

    If you introduce regulations, this upsets basic competition by placing rules that restrict businesses' ability and motivation to innovate and compete. By adding government regulations, you would actually make service worse. If you doubt this, consider: Post Office vs FedEx, Private School vs Public School, Public Transportation vs Private, etc. In almost every case, government intervention causes a worse service or product. As someone pointed out, years of regulation have done little to improve the auto industry, utilities, etc. While you may argue restaraunts are safer, you should note that people still get food poisoning, and even good establishments regularly fail inspections.

    Basic laws preventing fraud, false advertising, etc. protect the consumer from the things you mentioned already, while allowing businesses to innovate. In addition, voluntary certification and training allow businesses to improve their service on their own, and thus compete.

    Finally, in cases where legal recourse isn't practical, consumer advocacy groups, such as the Better Business Bureau give you a powerful voice in the free market, without looking to "big government" to solve your problems.

    This system has worked pretty good for a few hundred years. I don't see why people are all of the sudden so intent on screwing it up.

  266. I disagree. by kmweber · · Score: 0

    Let the buyer beware.

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    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
  267. MOD PARENT DOWN by missing000 · · Score: 1

    It's a troll...
    Just read some of the discussion above.

    (yes this is a joke)

  268. bad like spoiled milk by trefoil · · Score: 1

    would we need to get recertified every time Moore's Law revolves? or when M$ decides to release a new OS version.. what about the whole Unix field which takes a bit more skill due to the lack of "official" support..

  269. Misconceptions by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    First, you don't need to be licensed to be an auto mechanic. Those certifications the mechanic has up are there to show off. Whether they mean anything depends on the certificate and who issued it, but none of them are required to work on cars. Of course people do make decisions based on them (eg. not taking their new car to a mechanic who doesn't have a certification from the car's maker).

    Second, the certificates for hairdressers and such have nothing do to with how well they do their jobs. The certifications are about making sure the certified isn't a hazard to the public (the customers). The certificate says your hairdresser knows and follows the rules about cleanliness of the tools and such, but whether they can cut your hair without butchering it is outside the scope of the certification.

    Given those two things, there's not much parallel in the parallels the article's author is drawing. Myself, I think certification would be good, but only if it concentrated on practical tests (ie. no questions to answer, your test is to be given a bench and a broken PC and you have to fix it while an instructor grades you on whether you followed anti-static and other safety procedures, whether the work was done right and (most importantly) whether the PC actually worked when you were done).

  270. A Scenario by PyTHON71 · · Score: 1

    BOB: Hi, I'm the guy who called about fixing your network for $20/hour.
    FRED: What's your certifications?
    BOB: I built my family's network, my mom's computer, my dad's --
    FRED: No, no, your technical certifications.
    BOB: I don't have any.
    FRED: Why not?
    BOB: Well, they're a good thing to have, but I'd rather have some work experience first.
    FRED: Then I can't hire you.
    BOB: You can't hire me because I don't have work experience?
    FRED: No, I can't hire you because you don't have technical certifications.
    BOB: How do I get those?
    FRED: You get work experience and --
    BOB: But you won't hire me so I can get work experience!
    FRED: Don't get angry. Holding technical certifications is the LAW.
    BOB: The LAW?
    FRED: Yes, in capital letters too.
    BOB: I noticed. So, I have to get techincal certification without experience?
    FRED: Yes, but it's easy. You take a few weeks' worth courses and pass some multiple choice tests.
    BOB: That's it?
    FRED: Yeah.
    BOB: So even if I'm under-qualified to work on your computers, you'll hire me as long as I'm good at passing multiple choice tests.
    FRED: You got it. That's how I hired my whole team.
    BOB: What are they like?
    FRED: I don't know. I keep having to send them back for more classes because they can't keep my system up.
    BOB: What are you running?
    FRED: Windows.
    BOB: Why Windows? Why not BSD or Linux?
    FRED: They don't have certifications that go with them, do they?
    BOB: Well, not all of them do but --
    FRED: Then why should I? I've got great tech support from Microsoft, certified people --
    BOB: And a crappy network.
    FRED: Don't get angry. Just run along and go pass a test. Then come back.
    BOB: I'll charge more if I have certifications, you know.
    FRED: Well, you get what you pay for!
    BOB: So, you're saying that you'd rather I come back knowing pretty much what I know now and charging you more because I have a few letters after my name?
    FRED: Yes. That way, when you screw up, I can cover my *ss by proving that you were certified to begin with.
    BOB: I get it now. Part of that LAW thing.
    FRED: Yes. With capitals.
    BOB: Right. By the way, your servers are running NetBIOS, right?
    FRED: Probably, why?
    BOB: If I have insomnia tonight, I might want to play with some old junk. Be seeing you.

    --
    Free software, not Iraq, because Bill Gates is evil & Saddam is just misunderstood.
  271. too many laws by six11 · · Score: 1

    There are too many laws that place restrictions on business when the free market is perfectly able to handle the situation on its own. For example, the original poster wants to go to a shop where all the techs are certified. But such a consumer has the option of taking his box to a place where the techs are certified. Creating a law saying techs must be certified will just lead to a large number of certifications being given to people who don't deserve them, thus diluting whatever statement of quality certifications had previously. There are just too many laws.

  272. Well maybe you are looking at it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "BUT, there should also be some central form/way of distinguishing an accredited IT person from another."

    In the REAL world, those who can DO, those who cannot get another certification. To paraphrase H.L. Mencken(sp)

  273. Regulation? by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    Not often I see an article promoting regulation and government influence in the computer industry. This will serve to do nothing more than raise the price of computer repair. Many certified techs are nothing more than drones turned out of a factory. I trust some 14 year olds long before some of these production line techs with no knowledge but a certificate. Does that mean we will start requiring software engineers to have undergrad degrees posted on their cubicles? Perhaps all IT execs should have Masters and/or PhD's? If you want only a certified tech to work on your computer, you can always be sure to request one. Then again, if you are reading slashdot, should you need a tech?

  274. Re:definitely - Easily answered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that hazmat? As in, Hazardous Materials? So, who is it that doesn't know what they're talking about?

  275. Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people want the Government to regulate computer techs? I can't think of an organization less qualified. Besides, most of the good techs are under 17 years old - will they need a note from their mother?

  276. Barbers??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Many licenses that are issued serve primarily to restrict entry into the field and limit competition rather than protect the public, e.g. barbers."

    While this is true in many respects, what could happen if a BARBER messed up? A cut throat, ear lopped off, or just a bad hair day? I would avoid mirrors for the rest of my life if need be.
    Perhaps you need to re-think that remark?

  277. Re:A+ certified people are the dumbest of the fiel by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    It is not $6,000 ...

    It is 7 tests , they are $100 or a little
    more a piece .

    Some places are offering discounts now .

    The MCSE is just a guide to their software ,
    and has some of the concepts of networking
    in there with an albeit M$ flavour .

    So chill, and if you don't wanna work on M$
    gear don't do it , just because there are
    more M$ jobs than Linux jobs is due to M$
    being the first solution on site .

    Linux is gaining ground in server space,
    but it is gonna take time if you refuse to
    go the M$ way .

    The MCSE has some filler in it, but there is
    some material relevant to their software,
    supporting it and the bizarre problems and
    bugs you get a whole other lesson plan
    off tech net thru blood, sweat, and tears .

    Don't get me wrong Linux rocks, but it is
    going to be a gradual process to get the
    trust of the establishment, especially
    with M$ FUD blazing the way .

    Peace !

    Ex-MislTech

    Oh yeah I have the A+ and I am Sooo stupid !!!

    I had to get my dawg to type this for me .

    --
    google "32 trillion offshore needs IRS attention"
  278. Issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A misrepaired car can kill, not just you, but others.

    You already stated that hair salons can be dangerous due to the various chemicals found in most of the places. (Also, think of the lopped ears!)

    Computers? It's already there. If you buy a Dell, Gateway, or CraptasticBox, they insist you take it only to an authorized repair person, or your warranty has no chance to survive. (Make your time!)

    I'm sure there's not a terrible lot of things preventing a small mom and pop store from becoming an authorized Dell/Gateway/CrapBox repair center.

    Now, if you build a box or have someone put one together for you, you're taking a chance. Should there be required licensing for repair of these?

    I don't see the need. If you don't know what the hell you're doing, buy a Dell.

  279. Pure racism was the originator of licensing by Tangurena · · Score: 1
    The origination of occupational licensing was made deliberatly to keep black people from being gainfully employed. People currently use all sorts of rationalizations to explain why it is still done. These occupational licenses have had required written tests, discriminating against people who frequently did not read or write. You also needed (and still do) references, who are currently licensed, who have worked with you and are knowledgable of your skills and performance. Read chapter 2 of http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0822325837/

    Why do hair dressers require cosmetology licenses? Will your hair fall off if not cut correctly? No. Occupational licensing measures your ability to pass a test. It does not measure whether you know how to do your job. It cannot guarantee that the house a licensed builder will stand up. It does not guarantee that an unlicensed builder's house will fall down. It does give legal sanction to discriminating agains the unlicensed builder, or hair dresser, or shoe-shiner. Why are taxis regulated and jitneys banned? Who benefits from this?

    All engineers are supposed to have a piece of paper that lets them legally call themselves engineers. Or at a lower level, engineers are required to get some piece of paper allowing them to become employed. Pretty much all civil and chemical engineers are licensed. On the other hand, very few electrical engineers are licensed. Do you want your computers designed by someone who lacks a license by some government agency blessing them? Do you care? Does the management in the company building those computers care?

    All that said, I am in favor of some occupational licensing, like for physicians. The fear I have is that in the future, it will be necessary to have a license to hold any job. In the early 1990s, it was looking like programmers (or software engineers, if you will) were going to need to be licensed as well. It fell apart, but I predict it will surface again like a cheap monster returning in sequel after sequel. All it would take is some nasty scandal to errupt over sloppy programming that blows up all over the news. Do you think big business wants another Y2K crisis? Do you have a 4 year degree in programming? Something close? Could you get written recommendations by 3-5 other licensed professionals who have worked with you in the past and are knowledgable of your job skills?

  280. No by Fiktion · · Score: 1

    I say no, only because I cover my ass anyway. Within quotes that I give to my clients, I always put a clause in there that my company is not responsible for any data loss due to malfunctions, etc, and ultimately their data protection is their own responsiblity. I personally would never destroy my clients data on purpose, so it pretty much covers me. Also, as a side note: people who are doing these things as a profession, alone or with a company, should be insured. I myself have over $1M policy for liablity. I feel safe, and the clients that I service feel safe.

  281. Bureaucracy... by consoneo · · Score: 1

    People with your mindset create bureaucracy...(By the way, it's kind of a shitty thing!)

    Also, most of the people I meet with certifications are certified test passers. They really don't know what everything is simply because experience is the best teacher in this field. You can't learn everything you need to know to be a good technician in a classroom (or at home studying for the test). You simply have to do to learn.

  282. User Certification Required by skywalker107 · · Score: 1

    Well if I need to be certified to work on someone's computer they better be certified to operate it.

    I am not going to be held accountable because some poor innocent consumer doesn't know how to operate his computer.

    Cars are simple, 5 or 6 major controls to operate and if you push the gas it should go.

    Hair salons just make the peoples hair look the way they want. Picture of hair replicate to persons head.

    But me having to rewrite someones copy of linux or windows because they have to hit shutdown twice and if i don't i'll loose my certification. That is just plain stupid.

    Cars are a little closer to PC's on explaining problems. But if the fuel pump died. that means the fuel pump died.

    Hair salon is easy problem description. I trimmed it to short. Thus I trimmed it to short.

    Computer description. Your new copy of Office XP will not run on windows 3.11 and i'm sorry you can't take it back since you opened it. COVER YOUR HEAD AND KISS YOUR CERTIFICATION GOODBYE.

    Remember the user doesn't have to be certified.

    --
    My new title at the office is "Vice-President of Everything Else"
  283. Re:Certification means nothing... voice of experie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see: I had a Mac Powerbook 180c, and the surface-mounted powerplug pulled off the board. Anyhow, I brought it in, they charged me to replace the board, opened it in front of me... everything was fine except for that. It was an Apple-Certified Repair shop. So I got it repaired. Took it home, it worked.

    Apple-Certified Repair shops are NOT allowed to do solder repairs. They are only permitted to do module level repairs -- if a contact on the motherboard is loose, you've got to buy a new motherboard. Soldering is not taught in Apple Certification repair authorization courses. Having unauthorized repairs (such as soldering) done on a component makes the part ineligible for warranty repairs and ineligible for part swap cost reduction (most out-of-warranty Apple repairs are of this type, i.e. your motherboard is bad, you [repair shop] send in the bad board and you get the new one for say $500 instead of the non-swap cost of $800). If the machine is already out of warranty, an Apple-Certified Repair shop might offer to make the unauthorized repair. The better ones will tell you that you take the risk of future repair costs (due to non-swappableness) upon yourself. Others may not and leave you to discover it for yourself when something else goes out.

    The Powerbook 180s had the pretty common problem of the power connector breaking -- resoldering and a glob of hot glue do a pretty good job of repair. They also had a pretty bad problem of screw mounts breaking just from normal use. If you didn't check them prior to bringing in your laptop to the shop, chances are that the shop didn't break them. They probably should have mentioned it though, but they may have just assumed that after paying for a new hard drive, you didn't want to pay the additional $200 for a new bottom case.

    -A former Apple Authorized Repair shop supervisor

  284. Bravo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said, and it shall come to pass! They will stare in bewilderment when it happens, but it shall come to pass!

  285. More GOVT?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inviting the government into our corner of the world?? What an imbecile. You don't deserve to be a part of our flock. Please leave your keys with the front desk.

  286. Insert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lemon laws here, they are IN FACT built wrong in the factory. Wake up and smell the dogshit on your shoes...should have looked BEFORE, not after.

  287. You don't want more $$$? by harlem510 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't economy want certification? Not only does it raise the bar (hopefully) to a standard business would be more apt to trust, but it also allows a certified technician to charge more for his "qualified" time. "After all," he says to his hapless and hopeless customer, "if you want a talentless hack to take a whack at fixing your $10,000 problem, go ahead; it won't cost you much (up front). But if you want someone who knows what he's doing to take a look at it, you're going to have to hire my certified tushy!"

  288. Re:Certification means nothing... voice of experie by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    "and just let people publish like crazy on the web who is good, and who isn't worth the screwdriver they wave around."

    Yeah, we all know that web referrals are trustworthy! Just look at Amazon's review system!

    And this doesn't even mention referrals for ways to increase the size of your penis by 135%.

  289. Regulation. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    Self-regulated industries are self-regulated because they want to avoid forced regulation. A perfect example is the diving industry. You don't need a license to go scuba diving. no law requires you to do anything. If you aren't certified by a recognized school of diving, though, most dive shops won't fill your tanks. Now, they *can* fill your tanks, they are allowed.. but they won't. Why is this good?
    I know people who aren't certified.. but they KNOW how to dive. They've been doing it for 20 years. Many shops will give you air if they are comfortable that you know what you are doing It's not a hard & fast rule.. but it does prevent a barrier to entry for idiots killing themselves.
    If they did NOT do this, people would die, and eventually laws would be passed.

    Mechanics are certified because we like to feel confident when we give our expensive, important automobiles to some stranger to work on. I know non-certified poeple whom I trust and would be happy to allow to work on my car.. all the same.

    Mandatory regulation of PC repair? Bollocks.

  290. Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Rep by Paracelcus · · Score: 0

    That's all we need, more brain-dead civil-servant types poking their inept noses into our business! I'm an old (former) IBM FE (Field Engineer), when we used to work on machines worth more than the GNP of Europe it would have made sense (still does for big iron), now that a "High-end" consumer system costs under $2,000.00 how can you justify it? Your so-called "Top of the line PC" is worthless in two or three years anyway, they've become disposable commodity items like standard TV's or microwave ovens.

    --
    I killed da wabbit -Elmer Fudd
  291. These can become political tests by Fished · · Score: 2
    My mother was a Librarian. In the state of Virginia, you are required to be licensed to be a "professional librarian." In practice, this means that you MUST have a Masters in Library Science (although it is theoretically possible to get a license without one, its Just Not Very Probable.) And here is where the political tests come in: when my mother went to get her MLS (even though she already had a Ph.D. in Spanish Language and Culture and a pretty stinkin' good idea how a Library is organized) she discovered that many of the classes for an MLS were litmus tests. A great tension was created between "freedom of information" and "responsible librarianship" - which all sounds very good, until you realize that "freedom of information" is only applied to sources that match the ALA's liberal political agenda, while "responsible sources" is applied to "hate literature" like ... Dr. Laura, or Rush Limbaugh. (Funny, I seem to remember a few liberals being rather spiteful after the last election.) I can't say that all MLS programs are like this, but the one my mother was in certainly was.

    In other places, the licensing schemes have become a way of propping up the unions: the quickest and easiest way to get a license was to join the union. The net effect of this is to restrict YOUR freedom to practice your livelihood based on your membership in some fairly questionable organizations.

    --
    "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
  292. Gonna Happen by goretexguy · · Score: 1

    Looking back in time, lawyers, architects, doctors and engineers were all unregulated professions. If you wanted to be one of these things, you apprenticed under a skilled practicioner until he said you were good enough. Sometimes, in ye olden days, there was even less than this.

    I believe, after a few expensive losses and lawsuits, we'll see state and federal government pass regulation requiring certification to not only repair, but for programming also. The justification will be 'importance to society' or maybe even 'think of the children'.

    Regardless, like many statutes, it'll have good and bad mixed together. Hopefully some wiser \.ers will have some input to keep things on the positive side.

    1. Re:Gonna Happen by forkboy · · Score: 2

      There's a difference though....an incompentent lawyer gets you thrown in jail or executed, an incompetent doctor can kill or disable you, incompetent architects/engineers can make structures that can cause injury or death...

      but an incompetent PC repair tech isn't going to do anything except fuck up your computer, maybe cost you a little money. People's lives aren't on the line with the average home PC. Medical, defense, and airport computers, sure, but I'd wager they don't take their shit to CompUSA when it breaks.

      I don't think the PC repair industry should have to regulate or certify....that's a field where capitalism can and does weed out the wastoids.

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  293. WTF? - are you crazy???? by Aj · · Score: 1

    I have been in this industry since the 1st cloned IBM box was delivered in Adelaide, South Australia.
    It was delivered to my fathers business.
    I was his "Computer Technician" from that point onwards.
    I built an ISP.
    I Built a PC repair system
    I manage networks of PC's around my town.
    I even manage servers in the USA (from humble old Adelaide, SA).
    I can fix problems that most lecturers at any of the "acreditation centers" anywhere would never have seen, or even heard about.
    I have fixed problems that the manufacturer of the unit could not fix.
    I have attended exactly 3 days of PC repair training in 16 years of PC repair work.
    I currently run a business that has too many *stupid* rules and obligations with the gubment.
    We spend more time collecting tax for them than working for ourselves.
    any one who wants the government to regulate them should go get a job in an industry that can real cause pain and suffering to the customer if administered wrongly (BOFH's are not included :-P ).

    I understand that some morons will try to set up shop, and pass themselves off as legit, however, IMNSHO, they dont get much work anyway. My business works because my customers love my staff, and what we do for them. They don't care for a piece of paper that tells them "somebody" in some gubment department somewhere thinks that the person who is named on said certificate might know a thing or two about pc's.

    My business picks up more customers because of the service I give my existing customers.

    Word of mouth babee - "These guys really know their stuff"

    In my experience the certificates most people get are no indication of their true aptitude for the job.

    flames > /dev/null

    fools not suffered gladly....

  294. Over my dead body by xanatos+the+surly · · Score: 1

    The certification boom is the worst thing to happen to IT since the .com bubble burst. Let me tell you a little story, last year the organisation I work for had it's IT staff leave for better shores just before a massive restructure and expansion. Without an IT department it was left up to HR to do the hiring who based their decisions on the certifications of the applicants. Disaster. The MCSE Sys Admin didn't know how to change login scripts and the MCP/Uni Grad/A+ Helpdesk Tech was comically talentless. 2 weeks later they hired the IT manager who was selected by a technical consultant they brought in to assess the applicants. This been government he couldn't fire Tweedledee and Tweedledum so he hired me to take up the slack. What happened here? Well after sitting the two of them down I found that pre-2k neither had any interest in IT or computers in general, it was the pre-2k $$$ that lured them. The Sys Admin had been able to get a wide array of qualifications just by going to companies that sat cram sessions. The Helpdesk Techo on the other hand was a natural academic; he could cram for any subject and pass an exam if he had enough preparation time. The IT industry is not bloated, it's diluted. Diluted with apathetic people who when faced with problems that real technicians revel in will curl up and demand training. We now have a new company policy regarding hiring, certifications mean nothing. This makes hiring hard, we have to read the CVs and god forbid actually interview people but we get the best of the best :)

  295. Wrong attribution by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

    Yes, I know the "ol' Hippocratic Oath," having taken it in the past (my politically-correct medical school also had some new-age versions you could take in place of the original). "Do no harm" is good advice.

    That particular phrase, however, is not in the hippocratic oath. The closest phrase is something to the effect of "I will give no deadly medicine, if asked, nor suggest any such counsel"

    The "Do No Harm" exhortation has been variously attributed to other writings of Hippocrates, and also to the Roman physician Galen.

    Just FYI.

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  296. Re:true, but... by Woodrose · · Score: 0

    When you're connected to the Internet, you have a lot more neighbors to offend. Code of practice could include vcheck before delivery of repaired system.

    --

    Thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint - Henry IV, Act I scene II

  297. government-mandated certification kills competion by Wolfstone · · Score: 1

    In many cases, government-mandated certification does nothing to protect the customer, but is merely used by those already _in_ the business to keep new competition _out_.

    The Institute for Justice (http://www.ij.org/index.shtml) has won several court cases that blew the old boys' network out of the water (http://www.ij.org/cases/index.html).

    Why should you have to be a licensed mortician just to sell somebody a casket? Why do you need a full cosmetology license just to braid somebody's hair?

    There are other ways to insure that businesses do a competent and thorough job. Goverment approval should not be a requirement.

  298. From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Wee · · Score: 2
    The groups I worked for at both of my last two employers (a Fortune 500 company and a start-up) would automatically and routinely not even consider reading resumes that met certain criteria. Having a "degree" from DeVry, Coleman College, U of Phoenix, et al. was one such criterion. Another was having A+ or Net+ certs (especially if they were prominently placed). If either of those two criteria were met, you would hear an imitation toilet sound from the person who was reviewing it and it would be placed in a pile to keep on file (legal requirement) but not bother looking at again. Nobody meeting either of these criteria ever got phone screened, as far as I can remember. This "policy" applied to a wide variety of IT jobs.

    Am I saying this was a good thing to do? No. A bad thing? Nope. Was it a policy I agreed with? Not necessarily, not that my opinion of the practice even matters. I'm simply relating my experiences regarding the relative worth of A/Net+ certs as far as tech jobs are concerned.

    If I were forced to guess what the implcations are, I'd say that if you're thinking about getting A/Net+ in addition to other certs, don't bother since they won't add much value. If you have no other certs and are thinking of getting one of these in order to beef up your resume, I'd say you might be better off skipping it and spending a little more time/effort getting another type of cert (cisco, MC*, RHCE, whatever). YMMV.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Reziac · · Score: 2

      While it's a shame that A+ has been diluted to the point of meaninglessness, I certainly understand why. See my post above about the "paper A+" http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=50229&cid= 5052133

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    2. Re:From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Wee · · Score: 2
      The value of a cert is inversely proportional to the ease with which one can attain it. That's all there is to it.

      -B

      --

      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    3. Re:From what I've seen, A/Net+ really is worthless by Reziac · · Score: 2

      That's about as succinct a statement as you'll ever see on the topic!

      Irony, Slashdot style: this morning's tagline:

      I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefeller

      Ha!!

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  299. Regulation is bad, um K... by mojogojo · · Score: 1

    Asking for government regulation is like asking for a hole in the head - sure, it would serve a purpose, but to what end?

  300. Techs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In California, all computer businesses are required to be licensed. Over 75% of the computer businesses listed in the Fresno city phone book, do not. Nobody cares. The customer OR the state. The customer is ONLY concerned with cost. If they can buy a system $100 cheaper, around the corner, they will. Even if it doesn't come with a legal OS.

  301. What certifications really mean... by shutton · · Score: 1

    Certifications can be utter crap. A associate of mine is a personal trainer. He took classes, read books, and sat in on exams to get his certification from "company X." Recently, his gym hired another personal trailer who clicked on the right buttons on an on-line form, and received her equally-valid certification from "company Y." The same deal applies in pretty much all industries. For that matter, is a Ph.D from Harvard the same as one from the local state college? No, but they're both Ph.D's.

    Who can really judge what you do or don't know, and whether you have an intuitive grasp of your profession? Formal education itself is a self-perpetuating industry. It's noble cause, I'll admit, but just as subject to the corruption and bureaucracy to which we've grown accustomed in government and large companies.

    On the salon bit... if memory serves, a salon is subject to regulation by the local health board if they perform manicures. Manicures are considered a surgical procedure since they involve the removal of skin (albeit dead skin), and sometimes encounter blood products.

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    -Scott Hutton
  302. I noticed you're writing a comment... by dryopterix · · Score: 0

    ... but you seem to be all out of capsital letters. Here, have some of mine: AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ ...

  303. Regulating the chicken before the egg ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would we want the govt. to regulate the computer repair industry when they don't even regulate the computer manufacturing industry ?

    There is an awful lot of computer hardware and software junk out there being sold to begin with. There is no accountability for selling crappy software either, you can't even return the stuff once you've tried it!

  304. You do. At least in California. by BrynM · · Score: 1
    Technically you do in California. In order to service any UL listed device (swapping a PCI card counts), you must be certified in electronics repair.

    It never gets brought up. It never gets enforced. It just got swept under the rug in the 80s and has never been remembered. If you have a problem with a service department, just ask them for their certification. They will panic and make you happy any way they can. I have used this technique many times (in fact a former client even used it on me)

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    US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
  305. Re:Anarchy by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    I meant the comment about anarchy in the same spirit as the person (whose name I forget) who said that democracy was the worst possible system except for all the others. :-) I don't truly favor anarchy, but it's scary to watch the sausage being made. :-)

  306. Re:To be a COP only requires EIGHT weeks of trainn by dryopterix · · Score: 0

    Some times it makes some sence...
    Bad doctors hardly every have their licenses revokes. ...six months to train a hourse and eight weeks to be a cop.

    Hmmmm, you took the eight week course, didn't you?

  307. One cert to rule them all... by raehl · · Score: 2

    Three Certs for Consultants who fly the sky
    Seven for the Kiddies in their parents' home
    Nine for Megastore-Techs who often lie
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie
    One Cert to rule them all, One Cert to find them,
    One Cert to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

  308. govt certification is NOT a gurantee by simplesteps · · Score: 1

    Government certifications/licensure is NOT a gurantee of quality or integrity. The other fields with certifications you listed-- hair dressers and auto mechanics are good examples of what I'm talking about. How many people have been ripped off by auto mechanics? How many people have gotten a horrible hair cut at a hair dresser?

    Additionally, I am not really sure that state certification of auto mechanics is required in all (any?) states... perhaps to do things like issue safety/emmissions permits, etc but not just to be able to work on a car.

  309. Thank you by dryopterix · · Score: 0

    CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

  310. Absolutely not by r2ravens · · Score: 2

    Leave us alone. Don't complicate things. Even suggesting this gives people ideas. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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    War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. - George Orwell or George Bush?
  311. Re:definitely - Easily answered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100% typo-free, are we?

  312. Young workers aren't always a bad thing by tvsjr · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I may be a bit biased, but I resent the implication that we young workers simply cause problems. I'll probably get modded down as off-topic, but I was fortunate enough to be given a small job doing maintenance on an NT network when I was 10. I'm now 19 and have been with a large family of automotive dealerships for over 4 years, working on application development, eCommerce, web design/maintenance, etc. Had I not been fortunate enough to start in the business at a young age, I wouldn't be where I am today.

    Not to mention - do we REALLY need the government involved in something else?

  313. Certification? by Mean+Sysadmin · · Score: 1

    I have worked in computers for over 15 years and have NO CERTIFICATION. Once, I was working in a Y2K project and had to install patches in quite a few servers in a Server room. I was doing this with a fully certified MCSE :-). When we arrived, I said to him "I start at the left, you start at the right and when we get to the middle we are done" quite clear and simple, after all he was certified. The IDIOT was incapable of doing even one of the servers without my help, so don't talk to me of certification. As far as I know, is just a waste of time and paper , and talking to most of those "Fully Cretified" idiots is a waste of precious oxigen!!!!

  314. Re:Word-of-mouth reputation means more than licens by Woodrose · · Score: 0

    The point is that the government doesn't just regulate the little bit you want -- once they own a piece of the business, their Bureaucratic Oath requires them to extend their market share to include everything. Soon you'd need a license to log into your own computer.

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    Thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint - Henry IV, Act I scene II

  315. Regulation causes headaches.... by philcollins · · Score: 1

    I think people should rely on there own judgement in this arena. They should talk around and see who is the best. I think what would best solve this issue is a good network of people to know and see who stinks and who is good. Regulation would only clog up the process that takes forever anyways in some cases. Vote NO on regulation!! Keep it free brother. (Another way for the government to keep you under there thumb)

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    John 3:16
  316. 8 years in the industry without any certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first job I got after graduating High School, was as a computer technician at Computer City. With no resume' to speek of and no certifications, I got the job purely on personal experience and knowledge(i.e. the lead tech asked me questions and gave me situations to solve, and I did so). I don't believe certifications count worth shit, and wouldn't ever recommend someone take their computer to someplace that required their employees to have them.

    The only way to find a reliable tech is through word of mouth. Most likely the most knowledgable person that can work on your computer is a friend or son/daughter of a friend. Someone who has actually learned by doing is far better than someone that spent $100 to take a test that they prepared for by reading a BOOK!

    Simply put: never take your computer to a store to have it fixed. Their in the business of selling not repairing. They want to take you're money and push you out the door.

    Ask around and you're bound to find someone who can not only help you, but they're probably also willing to teach you, and do so for a lot less than a store would charge.

  317. While we're at it... by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 2

    Let's also lump in certs for posting to /. and querying google.

    Are we so lost we need to be told what to do?

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    Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
  318. Crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It sounds to me like someone is fond of the saying "There oughta be a law". The computer industry is very different from mechanics and hair stylists, not to mention it has a different history. SOMEDAY car mechanics and computer techs will be much alike. In the meantime, feel free to continue legislating from the sofa.

  319. Why not de-regulate? by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

    Government regulation has almost always done more harm than good, and de-regulation of formerly regulated industries has almost always done more good than harm. If you're posting on slashdot, you've already demonstrated a level of competence with a computer greater than that of most average users. Do you think you need a government regulatory agency run by political flunkies to certify that you know how to install an OS and troubleshoot an IRQ conflict?

    In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out that I work for a government regulatory office, and the last thing I'd want to see in the computer industry is a bureacracy like mine interfering in private enterprise. We have managers and executives here making $100,000 a year who really do very little beyond pushing paper around and signing their names to requisitions.

    Honestly, has the Bureau of Automotive Repair ever done anything to curb abuses in the car repair business? Why do we need the Bureau of Consumer Affairs to "certify" hairdressers? Government Bureacracies feed on themselves and always grow continuously beyond their limits, regardless of whether they are necessary to protect the public safety. Your tax dollars are wasted on these ridiculous entities. I speak from experience.

  320. Guess again about why hair dressers are certified! by racoo · · Score: 1

    They are certified because like doctors they can very easily spread diseases between clients, not because of dangerous chemicals and tanning beds. The certification process is all about sterilization of tools. Outside of this country it is very easy to head lice and foot diseases while getting a makeover - fun!

  321. Might as well do it myself... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    Is how I got into IT in the first place. In fact, it's how a LOT of people I know got into IT. We got sick of the know-nothings at CompUSA and Best Buy jerking us around, maximizing their profits and our downtime. We said, screw this, we can do it better ourselves.

    And you know what? By and large, we did. And you can too. It's really not that hard.

    Yes, there's a lot to learn. But there are a lot of people willing to give you their knowledge and their time for free if you ask them nicely and show a real interest in learning. Much of the information is freely available online. Most of the documentation these days is pretty accurate and the instructions work if you follow them.

    Regulation will help kill DIY and add to the expense of repairing and upgrading computers, because simple things like installing RAM or PCI cards don't require hardly any knowledge or expertise to do right at all, but suddenly people will be afraid to do it without shelling big bucks out to some guy who read a book and passed the A+ exam.

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  322. Laugh and Cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Maditory Certification in the computer field just to repair run-of-the-mill sub-5000$ PC/Mac/Low-end-Servers is overkill and stupid.

    1. Unlike virtually all other kinds of "repair" work, computers change so bloody fast that all certification is meaningless and useless to the joe-average computer user. Just look at all the MS certifications there are, can you pull random annie off the street and get her to find the difference between MCP or MCSE?

    2. There are two elements to computer service, software and hardware. Certain specific software has certification from the manufacturer of the software (agan MS.) However from a hardware point of view, if can put lego together, you can put PC's together. Just finding out what certain parts are (by identifying the connectors, or in some cases the chips or ID numbers on them) is about the only real talent you need to "service" the hardware.

    There is no certification for overclocking, fine-tuning games, fine-tuning the OS, creating dual-boot OS machines, etc. These are all the work of computer geeks with experience, If they can do this and not destroy everything the computer user has, they are qualified to fix a computer.

    What I would like to see is more of an Official database of certified/licensed technicians so your joe-average user can learn when their favorite technican earned their papers, and if they have been keeping updated. Someone who got an A+ Cert (which is of laughable value) in 199x who hasn't been keeping their skills up probably couldn't identify serial ATA or an AGP 8X slot, probably couldn't tell you the capacity of a DVD-R/DVD-RW disc, and wouldn't know what DDR RAM is.

    I fix my own stuff, but I know plenty of people who have gone to their local computer store, or even the place they bought their name-brand computer from (Futureshop for example) and the store sends the unit away for a month instead of fixing it on site, costing the user a lot of time.

    VERY IMPORTANT:
    Backup your valuable data, even the best technican isn't above forces of nature and stupidity,they may accidently get caught in an accident (say he/she was taking your computer in their car to the shop, and they got struck by tree falling.)

    There were times where I've lost my own data, other peoples data, I had the "oh shit" feeling, but there was nothing I could do. Sometimes drives fail before they can be backed up.

    PRIVACY:
    Those certifications don't meen voyeur technicians won't go through your resumes and ICQ logs.

    There was this one family teen girls went and deleted all their ICQ logs, downloads and stuff before having the computer serviced... but didn't empty the recycle bin. Now had the mother who brought it, mentioned that her girls had deleted things. So this interpretated to us that the girls had been probably been doing something they shouldn't be. Nobody really cared enough to go undeleting files or poking through the recycle bin. The closest anyone came to privacy invasion was during the back-up phase when we could see strange filenames run by that were located in the recycle bin "Copying from Recycled: ...sies PICture.jpg"

    Under normal circumstances, the computer technicans have no time to waste poking around on your computer for juicy private things. (I will note that if you live in a small town and you have any level of notoriety, you may be taking a risk.) However if the computer takes a dive, and you bring it in, and the first thing they see is child porn on the desktop when they get it up, they may very well call the police before calling you back.

  323. I know this won't go over on /. well by evilpaul13 · · Score: 1

    I know this won't go over on /. well, but gov't red tape isn't the best solution to most problems. Being ripped off by fraudulent mechanics is a more severe problem than mechanics not knowing what they are doing. Certification doesn't fix that. The majority of people's problems with PC repair places has to do with them being to goddamned stupid to backup data that is oh so valuable to them.

  324. Hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then instead of wearing "No I will not fix your computer" T-shirt, I can wear "Sorry, I'm not certified to fix your computer"

  325. No more government by MooseBoy · · Score: 1

    Why do we need more government regulation? The government controls enough, I'd loved to see less government involvment! Keep the government away from my life.

  326. MOD UP!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 2


    TSIA

  327. Car mechanics & hairdressers ? by The+Mgt · · Score: 1

    Can't say I've ever encountered mandatory certification for either.

  328. I'm trapped by a licensing requirement by mavericknet · · Score: 1

    I hate it, I'm probably among the most skilled computer troublshooters in my town. However I can't practice my trade legally because of a county law requiring me to have an appliance repair license, or get the super duper new "computer repair license". Slight problem with that is I must work for another business that is licensed for two years before I get mine... there's only three licensed business throughout the entire county and they are NOT hiring. Now my county has stepped up assinitity another notch by requiring me to be an electrician to install network and phone wires... yup that's right an electrician I have to work in the industry under a licensed electritian for five years to get this.... I have no problem paying money and taking tests for a license, but I just can't find the place to, or make the time commitment... I'm ready to jump out of my skin... if anybody can help me I'd be much appreciative.

  329. Move to a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just one question:

    What political party predominates in your state and county?

    I know where I'd put my bets...

  330. Since it's like car repair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like car repair, I don't take my car to someone just because he has a certificate on the wall. Like most people we find the one we trust by trial and error or a reliable recommendation.

    Come to think of it, we do this with all "repair" personnel, including doctors. And all repair people, mechanics to doctors operate the same way -- namely: look at sympton of problem and attempt fix of most common cause, if that doesn't work rinse and repeat. The only difference seems to be cost of parts and time involved.

  331. what purpose would it serve? by devleopard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Industries like you mentioned are regulated for a reason - safety. As much as we think that computers are life, in the real world, they aren't. If you lose your saved Sims sessions, so what?


    Now, if your data has a real value, then you either are:

    1. a power user, who is familiar enough to not need a technician
    2. a power user that needs a tech, but is savvy enough to know who is reputable
    3. a business, with enough of a financial interest to 1) (see above) 2) have a dedicated IT staff


    What about cost? If you introduce forced certification, it'll incur a large cost that'll be passed on to consumers


    What about enforcement? What if someone performs "illegal" tech work without a cert? What if a cert'ed tech screws up? Will there be government entities to oversee the process and handle complaints? All costs - and unfair, not every user 1) has a computer 2) needs a tech


    Tips balance of power - if all techs had to get certed, everyone would focus on Windows - and the issue of "unsupported" systems (like your fav *ix) would get even worse.


    Tech support - this involves working on systems, even if you're talking someone through it - will this be subject to cert? You can bet that even fewer will offer free support.


    There are plenty more reasons to not force certification, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily bad. Techs/shops can use it to their marketing advantage - like "GM" certified shops can make themselves sound more credible than the "local greasy Joe" shop.

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    The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
  332. Re:All you need is your A+ and Network Security ce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to teach A+ Certification, and I can tell you that yes, it can be passed by studying hard and taking the practice tests a hundred times. I had almost 10 years experience in PC repair before I took the test. I should have gotten a 100% on that test, but I only got a 96%. That's after taking the practice tests a few times. The reason? Some of the terminology and stupid stuff that nobody needs to know to fix a computer is on there. Point being, it's a pretty tough test that maybe someone can learn something on the way. I know quite a few people who failed the test (most people who take it the first time thinking it's easy). Just recently, they have updated the test, adding on more Linux / Mac questions. There are no Windows 3.1 questions on there anymore. I would say that the A+ Certification just means that the person knows the 'lingo' needed to learn how to fix computers. If it was a 'government mandated' thing, you'd probably see it more like Cisco's tests, where you have to actually 'fix a computer' in order to pass. And the certifications would expire after a year or two, requiring you to continually update your certification. So, I see it as a good thing. Most of the time, us good techs don't get the respect we deserve because of all the bad 'techs' out there that don't know shit.

  333. One size fits all by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    If the guy slapping in a CD-ROM drive will require certification, doesn't it make sense that the programmers behind a multiple tier, multi-million dollar project should be? Then, will a computer science degree that is often often 50% mathematics and dead languages (anyone forced to study Pascal or Fortran in college?) be sufficient for using any of an infinite combination of vendor-specific hardware and software? Are the overpriced, usually useless vendor training programs going to be mandated by law for every platform instead of foolishly assuming an engineer with a $150k university degree can actually read a manual and the collected works of O'Reilly? This is a black diamond slippery slope if I've ever seen one.

  334. Re:Certification means nothing... voice of experie by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1

    You know, certification really means nothing

    I Totally Agree. Where I work, we had a client hire an MCSE Certified guy to admin their network, because they didn't want to pay for our services anymore.
    Well he totally screwed with thier network, simply because it was obvious he didn't know what he was doing.
    First, he disabled the DHCP Service on thier Router.
    Then he Installed DHCP on thier Server
    Then (and here's the good part) he set up Every computer on thier network with Static IP Addresses.

    Just goes to show you what Certification means... or maybe that's because it's Microsoft Certification. I dunno.

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    How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
  335. A+ is fine for entry level work by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
    Technical support is a whole different matter. But to just add components and format hard drives in the back of a tech shop is not brain surgery. You just need some training and thats it.

    Becoming a good or expert tech is totally different and no test can do this.

    The only way to become good at any technician position where its copiers, cars, or computers is to go out and do it. A year or more is required for full maximum performance. A test will not make you an expert but will be enough where you can start out and learn from your boss or other co-workers on how to do your job.

  336. There are "paper A+ techs" too by Reziac · · Score: 2

    And it goes the other way, too. I only know one A+ certified tech (he got the cert. thru a community college training course, but has ZERO hands-on experience outside of that class), and there's no way in hell I'd *ever* let that guy touch my hardware or software. Not only for the lack of experience, but also because he just flat doesn't have the aptitude -- if it's not in the textbook, he hasn't the first clue what to do. Considering the popularity and relatively low cost of such classes, and the frequent outright incompetence I've observed among computer repair techs (especially in chain stores and in small-town shops with no competition), I suspect he's more the norm than not.

    OTOH, most of the truly competent techs I know have either no certs at all, or have a fairly ancient CNE but nothing else.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  337. Saving the World! by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 1

    This post is extremely offtopic, but when I saw that the post had 666 current replies, I felt obliged to step in and save the slashdot community from eternal damnation, or well, at least slight dismay from communing with the devil. :)

    Well, anyways, have a nice day.

  338. Bragging Rights by dodongo · · Score: 1

    Good consumerism and common sense should really make mandatory licensing moot. Should Shop X be required to make its techs get certified? Of course not. Consumers concerned about the well-being of the equipment that's being worked on should demand (IRL sometimes they do, sometimes they don't) that the tech be certified. I always carry my card with me, and if there's any question, I have my information right there.

    Just like the Better Business Bureau and the Chamber of Commerce, there's nothing that needs to be mandatory about certification. But for the sake of good public image and marketing--essential for any good, well-run business--it needs to be done.

    The certs aren't there to impress people like a lot of /.ers who make a hobby and sometimes a living out of fixing computers. They're there to assure Joe Consumer that he's getting a trained technician. They're there for John Shopowner as a marketing point and as an easy way of discriminating who is and who is not qualified to work at his shop.

  339. Yeah, sure...... by DextersUltimateWeapo · · Score: 1

    I want to take the test that can predict my ability to trouble shoot and repair at least two dozen operating systems, thousands of pieces of hardware, thousands of versions and types of software, 1000's of dynamically loaded and shared libraries, 1000's of configuration files &or registry entries, millions of lines of source code, and NONE of which has licensing guaranteeing any of it will ever work!

    Now sod off while I finish study for a worthless CCIE lab and go back to school to become a neurologist.

  340. MCP's you've heard the jokes by cheekymonkey_68 · · Score: 1

    Its almost on topic, its 2am and I'm hacking some ancient fox code, so here goes...

    How many MCP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    None they just redefine darkness as the industry standard.

    MCP's A+ its all the same, as if learning a book by rote makes you better at computer repairs.

    Nothing beats learning from your mistakes and frying the odd mobo.

  341. Re:Satisfied customers not a guarantee of competan by Reziac · · Score: 2

    It's a difficult question for people who don't have a geek community to rely on for references. How does someone who bought a computer at WalMart know if the chain store or local shop with a string of certificates on the wall actually hires competent people? How do they know if the nerdy kid down the street actually knows anything, or just talks a good line? These customers have no basis for comparison, because they have no idea if what the tech did was correct or not.

    For several years there was a guy around here, with a regular shop, who always "fixed" every computer he touched the same way, whether it needed it or not. I got most of my regular clients as a result of cleaning up what he broke. (I'd fire up the machine, quickly discover his handiwork, and say "Oh, D. was here!" and they'd think I was a genius. :)

    And personally, I find it easier to manually fix the registry than to reinstall the OS. :)

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  342. Yes Yes yes! by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    "Hey, Larry, can you fix my computer, I have a Windows problem?"

    "Gee, wish that I could - but i'm not *certified* to fix PCs..."

    I could live with that!

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    "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
  343. NO DOUBT (Circuit city tech story follows) by m0rphm0nkey · · Score: 1

    No doubt...somebody brought their pc into my shop with a nonfunctional printer port. Circuit cities a+ techs wanted to charge them 160$ to install a new parallel port card. I booted it, went into the registry and removed the roughly a dozen or so parallel port entries from hkey-local, killed it in the device manager and checked safe mode for ghost entries. Reboot, port works. Took me 5 minutes and I charged the guy ten bucks. There ain't no substitute for knowin'.

  344. So? by Goonie · · Score: 2
    Why do we need regulations to ban what you propose? As long as you advertise yourself as "unqualified idiot who knows nothing about medicine besides watching the occasional TV documentary" and don't claim to be a qualified doctor, I can't see the harm - because noone in their right mind would take up the offer.

    Similarly, as long as you're honest about your lack of formal qualifications as a computer hardware technician, if people want to pay you to "fix their computer" good luck to them. As lives aren't at stake, regulation is even less justified in this case.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  345. Public safety in beauty salons by twitter · · Score: 2
    There are real public safety aspects involved with beauty salons. Have you ever considered the UV lights shining on the equipment and what they are there to prevent? You can walk away from a barber shop with more than a bad haircut, you could walk out with lice, ringworm or worse. Barbers also need to be trained in how to protect themselves so they don't become carriers. This is more important than software and hence registration and inspection are justified.

    The same criteria are missing from the Software world. Real, objective public health issues can be named for beauty salons. The same can not be said of computer issues.

    A better start might be to make those who proffit off software responsible for obvious negligence. The makers of Outlook were told that an email client that automatically loaded and executed code sent by third parties would be disaterous, yet they built it anyway. That decision has cost businesses billions of dollars. Such malpractice deserves contempt and punishment. It's not the $200 computer it's the man years of work that gets wiped out, the business and reputation lost by it's failure that counts.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Public safety in beauty salons by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      My father is a lawyer, so I don't share most people's distate for all things having to do with attorneys. However, adding lawyers to the mix does not do anything except raise prices.

      Businesses get what they deserve. As we all know there are plenty of alternatives to Outlook (and even Windows). The market is already taking care of this problem by itself. Customers are starting to take security into account when purchasing software, and even Microsoft is starting to react. If Microsoft doesn't react strongly enough then that's one more bit of ammunition for the systems administrators who are pushing for Linux desktops.

      In the end it isn't government intervention that is likely to make our software safe. Beauty Salons would have UV lights and health safety concerns whether they were mandated or not for the simple reason that lice is bad for business. The same is true with software. Microsoft will either clean up their act or customers will try something else.

  346. certified = clueless. by twitter · · Score: 2

    You say, "I've met lots of people who are MCSE's who are clueless." That's funny because I have yet to meet anyone with one of those that had a clue or were not ashamed of it. Kinda like a pet rock, "Yeah, I got one of those." they say.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  347. Opposed to it by megabyte405 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and here's why. It would put the little(r) guy out of commission. Just because a business is big enough to pay hundred of dollars of certification fees doesn't mean it's neccessarily fair or honest. For example, one of my customers had power issues with his computer: it would turn on only intermittently. He said "this is the same thing that happened before (medium wisconsin computer company name removed) replaced the power supply and the hard drive." I took it, found that the problem was actually in the power cable. It had been crushed behind/under a desk, and powered on only sometimes when used. In comparison, my cable powered it on all the time. $10 fix, plus labor. This wisconsin computer company gave this person their "broken" parts back after the repairs. Since this person had no use for them, he gave them to me, saying "you may be able to use them for something." Turns out, they weren't bad after all. The company had ripped off this computer-illiterate person, charging him hundreds of dollars for hard drives and power supplies he didn't need. I, an independent, who would not be able to afford big certifications, found and fixed this and several other problems.

    Big isn't necessarily better.

    (PS. I'm not of legal voting age in the US. Just to put things in perspective)

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    I recognize people by their sigs. Is that a bad thing?
  348. yeah, is that why? by twitter · · Score: 2
    You say,
    If somebody is good at something, you recommend him or her to your friends -- and that person gets more business. If somebody is lousy at something, word gets around and the person has trouble getting work, until he's getting work only from people who are more interested in a cheap price than a quality job.

    And so, 90% of the world's personal computers run junk from M$. =;>

    The only "certs" I could live with would come from the Free Software Foundation, or some other professional group not affiliated with vendors.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  349. Keep your porno on CDR/RW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can speak from several years of personal experience as a pc repair technician. One of the first things a tech does after your machine is up and running again is search your computer for "*.jpg" and look at your porno.

    I do, and every other tech under the age of 40 that I have ever worked with does as well. If you have pictures of yourself or your S. O., you might do well to not keep them on your hard drive.

    If the tech gives you a funny look when you go to pick up your pc, you can be certain that he has found your secret stash of midget porno.

  350. hell no by sister_snape · · Score: 0

    It is quite sufficient to be able to sue and ruin a company/individual/group reputation. Involving government is just a way to waste more of our money extracted at gunpoint from us while creating yet another excuse for corruption and stealing freedom from the people.

  351. State License = Tax by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Don't know about the state you live in but here in Washington state licenses are for the purpose of generating revenue. To the government, tax is crack. Figure it out! In the face of huge unemployment and, fleeing business, and complete failure for the last 20 years with almost every social(ist) program my state govenrment wants more social(ist) funding while raising taxes on the common working and unemployed stiff and has chosen to ignore the will of the voters to increase teachers pay. Seems there is only enough to pay for increases for Gary Lock (Emperor/Governer) and his henchmen eg: Patty (Afgan women don't need no schoolin') Murray (pro terrorist, traitor) and Jim (I Like Saddam) McDermott (pro terrorist, anti-america, traitor).

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  352. What about fair competition? by zerus · · Score: 1

    Not all people can afford those types of private certifications. MCSE's and A+ and Cisco certifications all cost money. If a company wants to privately hire only certified professionals, that's their right to do so, but it shouldn't be an imposed mandate. If that rule were in effect back 6 or 7 years ago when the overwhelming majority of computer-knowledgeable people were under the age of 18, who would work in those stores? Definitely not the kid who's a poor computer genius, but the older person with enough money to waste on certifications that only prove that a person knows enough about the subject to fix a few types of problems that are covered in a review book. Experience and intelligence are the only tools a computer technician needs to do good work. Problem solving requires more than a piece of paper saying that you performed well on a certain day.

  353. Re:All you need is your A+ and Network Security ce by ArsonPerBuilding · · Score: 1
    While I wouldn't let the average A+ Certified technician loose on my Linux installation, they're probably quite capable of fixing most hardware problems you might have.


    Today I had to deal with a kid who is studying for his A+ Certification and did not know how to remove a expansion card. The only thing he knew how to do was take a cover off of a case. And there is a entires classload full of kids like this. I wouldn't trust them with my windows install, let alone anything else.
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  354. My simple thoughts by taj · · Score: 1

    If you can jump over this -> . you are certified. If softie did one thing right before its eventual and inevitable death is it busted hardware into things that come out of bubblegum machines for the average person.

    If someone can outdo my quarter in a bubble gum machine they done need a piece of paper to prove it to me.

  355. fuck that by matt_fk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    and fuck your certifications, too. I know enough about computer repair that I *can* do it without paying someone a shitload of money just to give me a title. That's so lame. Did you eat paint chips as a child?

  356. You are backwards...respectivly. Tort vs Contract by AnonymousCowheard · · Score: 1


    All work is contracted by the method of "financial transaction" unless you declare otherwise in some matter. In an economy, you, I, and others seek property and services and such of those is a contract initiated for property and services by receiving a "receipt." Yes, it is misleading and places a contracted party at risk by not receiving or providing a receipt for a contracted work. In the world that we somewhat know, there are laws that keep every matter of interstate economy for proper administrative managment by its respective participants (voluntary:participants). The most complex of these laws that people and organizations operate upon is known as Tort law and Conract law. In my experience, Contract law is simply a constructed document of statments and agreements and administrative grant of action and process (legaly binding) that may or may not define an exchange of services (financial transaction) as well as abridg any laws or rights granted to any participant of the contract as defined therein. Contracts are tricky, and I know you'll find an easier-understood defenition at Dictionary.com, yet I am in consideration that a contract means much more. Tort law is only operative in absence of a contract. Tort is law that deals with all varying specific topics from organized property and land disputes to redress of varying grievances and activities that have effected another party in some negatory way in absnce of any contract to do so. Tort is how the private world in its unabridged capacity, operates administrativly with others.

    here is a difference between a license and certification. A license is a contract and is entirly a voluntary act. A contract, in this world, is to be held accountable for the elements in the contraction, our obligations in a said contract, or by the pre-scribed conclusion of the contract will it be legal to receive the actions of a prescribed administrative authority to choose the contracted anecdotal action in compliance with the contract. What I just summarized as a license is true to my current sustained knowledge. A certification is different from a license in respect that certification is an oath or affirmation that is in-part a construction of true statments by another agency. Yes, a(n) (MCSE) Mictosoft Certified Systems Engineer is somone that received a certificate of oath or affirmation from an agency of Microsoft that declares such statments on paper upon presentation to another agency: "I'M CAPABLE OF PRESSING A POWER BUTTON AND I CAN FDISK YOUR HARDRIVE TO LALA LAND" or some variation of what I quoted an MCSE of stating to me outside of oath or affidavit. Licenses are contracts and it is illegal to force anyone into a contractual relationship and may only be accomplished voluntarily. So, in true form, it is illegal for me to be arrested for operating my automobile (not a Motor Vehicle) on public roads/highways/streets/wherever (10th ammendment and 1st ammendment), with respect to private, and it will be illegal for any such claim of jurisdiction of another organization to apply and illegal for my property to be seized and myself placed under arrest and/or further thrown into jail should I not posses a "Driver's License" because such is the utility of instrumentality which abridges rights and grants jurisdiction to another organization which I did not. Where does this all tie together, you may ask? Please bear with me as I reach my conclusive presentation to you on Tort law and Contract law...

    A receipt is issued for property and services and this signifies a conract: a financial transaction. Should any such damage of property or services arise within the contracted work of the other party you chose, then the contract has been violated and it is up to you to arrange for a judge of the law to "see" your case and recognize and enforce the redress of damages/grievances that occured at the hands of the other party with respect to your AGREEMENTS on the services in your contract. Contract law applies to States (a state is a people and not the government thereof). If the issue is not contracted, and the agencies in the non-contracted action are operating in their capacity, the issue is within the constrains of Tort law. Quite obviously, the rememdies within Contract law is beyond the scope of your contracted work and damages received (not scribed); judges choose how to administer any default remedy upon the defendent that you hold responsible for any breaches of the contracted work the defendent pledged. In many respects to freedom, Tort law has been slithered-around by the United States just so they may choose any such remedy for incorrect services rendered; you, as a United States Citizen|citizen, have agreed to the DMCA, RIAA, MPAA, STATE OF ______, and any other such federal organization to administer judgment on your behalf and as well you agree to receive judgment from them and agree to all their administrative procedure.

    In the end, a Certification is just as capable of being untrue as well as a Contract violated. There will always be people in the computer repair business of hair-dress business that will act in opposite of the statments present in their certification of their skills yet it is upto you to adress such facts in a court of law or an officer of the court(notary). Did I make sense?

    Dictionary.com...License
    Dictionary.com...Contract
    Dictionary.com...Tort

    Keep in mind to not rest at the first definition of any word you may see...lawyers tend to stretch definitions of words beyond space and time so you'll need a second opinion as well from those under authorship of the english language in all its capacity. I must cease my endless bable at a recommendation to a website that focuses its persona on laws and how they apply.

    Reading material that described Tort and Contract law in a modern abridged setting ... as well the complete application of the previous author's works is available to our perusal. This is one of the most applicable features of Tort and Contract law in action today, the many people in dispute with the IRS or a governing body. I aplogise if you were offended or received my information in any way as being rude. Delight!

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  357. The Libertarian viewpoint by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    Would you view regulation or mandatory certification as a good thing in the computer repair/installation/maintenance world?

    ABSOLUTELY NOT!

    So-called "professional licenses" are a huge intrusion into personal liberty and should be abolished, with the possible exception of doctors and drivers of large trucks. It is none of the government's goddamn business who fixes my car, cuts my hair, mows my lawn or does any number of other activities for which I am perfectly capable of making my own choices. This is NOT within the proper role of government.

    Government should only do for people what they cannot do for themselves (example: provide for the common defense), and the Free Market is much better at sorting the good apples from the bad than some bureaucrat who has never done an honest days' work in his life, but is in charge of deciding who is (and who is not) qualified to wipe other people's asses for them.

    Do you honestly think licensing and certification would improve the computer repair trades? HA! The country is already full of MCSE's who don't know their asses from a hole in the ground, and the only thing licensing would do is insure that only those who have been through the industry's brainwas^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H stupid, expensive classes that teach products instead of concepts, would ever be allowed to touch a computer.

    GONE would be the opportunity for an intelligent young person from a poor family to pull zirself up by zir bootstraps, or work zir way through college, or survive while between jobs.

    The trades are full of incompetent people who are never the less certified and licensed. All of the Government regulations in the world are doing little to no good for the public. Professional licenses are the trades' equivalent of closed-source software: they're an anti-free-market mechanism to keep prices artificially high by providing a barrier-to-entry to the marketplace. They also give Government a great deal of leverage to control peoples' lives: for instance, some states now revoke professional licenses if some poor soul happens to fall behind in his child support payments.

    Here in the People's Republic of Oregon the bureaucrats started requiring a stupid little "junior electrician's" license a decade ago to run network wiring, telephone wiring, burglar alarm wiring and air-conditioner-thermostat wiring. I had been doing heating/refrigeration/air conditioning for 10-15 years and was changing careers into the computer field. So I applied for their stupid little rinkydink electrician's license.

    What came back from the State was a form that I had to take to everyone I had ever worked for (all of my years running my own businesses didn't count) and get them to sign & notarize a statement that while I had worked for them I had spent so many hours running wiring, so many hours laying pipe, so many hours changing filters, so many hours picking butt-nuggets out of my ass, and so forth, showing that I had at least two years' experience running thermostat wires. Gimme a break. It doesn't take two goddamn years to learn how to run low-voltage wire that is never going to kill anyone or start any fires. Further, no employer that I've ever worked for ever kept any records on how many hours their employees spent doing various activities: we did whatever needed to be done to keep people's beer cold and never worried about how much of it involved putting in refrigerant or changing a valve or running a wire.

    Next, I found out that even if I COULD document all of my wire-pulling, it would certify me ONLY to run thermostat wire: it takes another two years to learn how to run telephone wire. And another two to learn how to run network cabling. And let's not even get started talking about fire & burglar alarm wiring.

    So, it isn't legal for me to do HVAC/R in the Nanny State of Oregon any more. No, we're all too stupid to figure out on our own who is competent enough to run a piece of low-voltage wiring. We're all a lot better off sucking on the giant teat of Government and letting it make all of our decisions for us.

    And now, you want some bureaucrat who wouldn't recognize a motherboard if one came up and spread its legs in front of him, to decide who gets to fix computers? Gimme a break. Better yet, gimme a drink... better make it a strong one. Oh wait, I forgot: you need a license before you can serve alcohol to anyone....

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  358. Its all about reputation not certs. by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 1

    Just because they have a certification does not mean that they:

    1)Know how to fix a car
    2)Won't rip you off

    Also, IMO a cert just means that they can pass a certain type of test aimed towards certain people. MS and Unix certs are like this.

    I don't know how many people who are MS or Unix certified and have never touched an operating system. they just know how to take certain types of tests.

    Dolemite

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  359. Computers are different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's far harder to fix cars and plumbing and cut hair than it is to fix a computer. Computer repairs tend to involve reformatting and reinstallation or replacement and reinstallation. This is stuff a 14-year old can do without much trouble. If you want serious work done, you need a consultant, not a repairman.

  360. certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and who do you think would certify such a certification, M$ would obviously be the first contender to monopolize such competition, and thus give reign to M$ telling you what your computer should be. The problems would come from your obselete hardware, not M$, or applications, and still not M$. Software problems in windows are pointless to troubleshoot. If there was an IEEE equivalent to PC parts (such as capacitor quality) then yes there may be far less problems. I have no certifications, yet I have worked on systems ranging from 200-few mil (E-10K). I know far morw than many of my friends that have certifications in software and hardware (and they won't dispute that because I am a nerd and pay attention). I wouldn't let any of them touch any systems simply because I know that even though they are certified, me, the user ( and admin ) knows what should be done. If certifications were the end all be all of the tech industry, then M$ would would own that too, (for instance win ME certification). If you have problems you should find someone you trust, I never have so I did it my damn self and became pro in the process. put me to the candle, and I will last, I know hardware and any U*** you can name. I don't need M$ to tell me what I know

  361. When... by Zep1a · · Score: 1

    When computer repair is outlawed, only outlaws will repair computers!

    Or was that guns?....Nevermind

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  362. only if it hurts others... by cybersaga · · Score: 1

    Any profession that requires certification require such because a lack of knowing what your doing can be a safety issue... car repair, since if your tires, for example, are put on wrong and fall off in traffic, it can have devistating consequences... hair design, because, as you said, of the chemicals, etc... even plumbing because it can damage others' appartments if you have a serious leak in yours, or even worse...
    repairing your computer badly is no safety issue at all... unless your hard drive starts spinning backwards, catches fire, and burns your house down... but until I see something like that in the news, it's no safety issue... if you hire someone bad, and they screw up costing you more money, it's your own fault for hiring someone without the experience, or who just doesn't know what they're doing...

    let the buyer beware.

  363. Professional Engineers by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    However, no one in EE ever bothers to get a PE certification, unless they're designing power plants. PE is a complete waste of time and money if you're going to be working at a company, or doing anything besides power. They don't even have a VHDL section on the PE exam, and that's what most EEs do these days anyway.

  364. What planet do you live on? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    What planet do you live on where there is a mandatory certification process to work on cars? Is this some socialist French thing?

    Many car shops have only one guy with an ASE cert. Just enough to slap the sticker on the front window. I'd sooner trust the guy who has been modding his car (even body kits and so forth, if he did it himself) since he was 14 than some pissant who took an ASE class at 19 or so.

    Similarly, I'd sooner trust the case modding doofus to an MCSE to figure out why my computer keeps randomly slowing down. (Real life story. Solution: screwed up power saving settings in the BIOS not matched to the OS. No fewer than four MCSE's looked at this machine with no luck.)

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  365. Double Edged Sword? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think there are tangible benefits to come of such regulations, however there are also potential drawbacks.

    I do All my own maintenance and repairs on my 18 year old Audi, and on my GF's 19 year old Audi. I would definitely NOT trust Joe mechanic at the corner gas station or auto shop to fix it. If there is a task that needs completing, and I find that it's too cold outside, or I don't have time - I take it exclusively to my local independant VW/Audi Mechanic. The guy has no education or certifications to speak of, but he's been working on these cars for 25+ years out of passion for these brands. He knows more about them than any "certified" mechanic I've ever meet or heard of. Point being that a certification is not needed to produce a competant technical worker.

    On the other hand, I used to work with a guy who has an MCSE (no I'm not bashing all MCSE's here) who didn't know a screw driver from a bus driver. I mean, this guy couldn't even create a simple DOS batch file, was unable to successfully implement a 2-node microsoft cluster in 2 months time, and was clueless about settings in IIS. I also knew a fellow that was an aspiring auto mechanic. Despite having 8 different industry certifications, he was an awful mechanic - and he admitted it. Point here is that a certification definitely does not equal competancy.

    I think however that industry regulations would definitely weed out some of the wannabe's, though if it is an expensive or lengthy ordeal, it may deter potential talent.

    Just my 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Double Edged Sword? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Woohoo! Hey, we agree on something! Paper doesn't necessarily mean a damn thing. I posted something similar earlier: "There are no experts".

    2. Re:Double Edged Sword? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      agreed

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    3. Re:Double Edged Sword? by Shdwdrgn · · Score: 1

      As one of these so called 'fly-by-night' computer technicians, I have to agree that certification means squat. I have no certifications of any type. All of my knowledge was earned through years of personal computer interest.

      I can't tell you the number of times in which I have been asked to come repair a small business's computer, in which a certified tech from a local computer repair shop spent X number of hours trying to resolve an issue... The issue remains unresolved, and now the user's computer is in worse shape than before!

      And the customers get even more upset when I have their original issue resolved in the first 10 minutes, and have to spend the next hour cleaning up the mess that the certified technician left behind.

      Personally, I charge much less than the local shops. I base my charges on the work actually accomplished, NOT on number of hours I spent twidling my thumbs. And I always leave the customer with a greater understanding of why their problem happened in the first place so they can try to avoid it in the future. While this philosophy sounds like suicide from a business standpoint, my customers are always happy when I leave, they're not afriad to call me back with other issues, and because of my teaching them some simple basics of computer use, I generally don't waste my time resolving simple mistakes.

      And quite frankly, I wish more businesses would treat me with the same respect...

  366. If you know your stuff... by MaestroRC · · Score: 1

    You will do well. I am currently a 19 year old student at university, but throughout high school, I did a LOT of work for businesses as well as just people. The city I live in has a few computer shops, but they all severely overcharge, as well as do shoddy work. I made quite a living from doing my work, because my doing good work resulted in referals to other people/businesses. I did zero advertising, and last year grossed ~$55,000, and made ~$10,000. Everything was by word of mouth.

    And I had no form of formal education for computer technician work.

    Several years ago I went to work at a computer shop, and was severely turned off. The atmosphere and the attitude conveyed a sense of "We're a computer shop, and people don't know shit about computers, so we can do whatever the hell we want to". All certification requirements would do is make it illegal for me to do my work, and give the shops something to gloat to their customers about.

    And yes, I have done plenty of fixing the messes that the computer shops created.

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  367. DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh, duh, computers are made of 10 pieces with no moving parts, and cars have like 10 thousand or more. You don't have to take apart that hard drive to repair it like a car's transmission. Not to mention that, but most cars have different architectures (analagous to computer hardware CPU architecture).

    This isn't rocket science people, nor is anyone asking these people to write a device driver (or fix a freakin' transmission!)

  368. great idea buddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so we should I suppose allow for government regulation on all kinds of other things.. such as my hairdryer.. cuz hey.. if they don't fix it right i could burn my head.. or how about my washing machine? my armani suit might get stained.. or how about... postmen and postwomen.. they should have credentials cuz they could loose my important bills?!

    if someone screws up your computer, simply don't bring it back! adam smith's invisible hand will handle the rest

  369. "Yup, sounds like you have a virus." by zero_offset · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The ONLY reason I'm in favor of this is because all the repair shops in town tell everybody they have a virus. Many of my computer-using friends aren't all that PC-literate, and they've learned that with each passing year I get a little more grumpy about fixing their machine AGAIN. In actuality I'm getting more grumpy about them still not learning a damned thing about the machines they rely upon so heavily. Sigh. But I digress. :)

    I've noticed that when they call a repair shop, no matter what silly little problem they might be seeing, the shop almost always concludes that the person may have a virus, and should bring it in right away (oh, and there will be a nominal $25-$50 fee to check it out). In the past two years I have seen the virus scare tactic used when people's machines:
    (1) ran out of disk space -- I've seen that one three times now,
    (2) had a dead modem,
    (3) had an AGP slot going on the fritz,
    (4) had a power switch that was flaking out,
    (5) had a spent inkjet cartridge -- my favorite... oh yeah, it's a virus...

    So that's seven incidents in two years with responses from everything ranging from CompUSA to the local nerd-on-the-corner. Usually I'd start out just recommending they call somebody else, but when they hit the third or fourth place claiming it was a virus, I'd break down and fix it for them -- and hopefully educate them a little in the process. (So far I've only seen one case where somebody actually had any actual mal-ware, and in that case her moron boyfriend had downloaded a fake porn EXE which proceeded to delete files. Idiot.)

    On top of the virus scam, I've seen a number of very minor problems in which the shop told the person they needed a whole new computer, when it was really just a bad video card or something equally simple. I think they reserve the Big Whammy of a new machine for the scary times when the computer doesn't seem to do anything at all when the user hits the power.

    These experiences have forced me to conclude that most computer repair people are either fantastically (and improbably) incompetent, or they're just outright con artists looking to scam money from people who don't know any better.

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    1. Re:"Yup, sounds like you have a virus." by StanAnderton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, I do agree that there are many disreputable shops out there. There are also many incompetents that see the 'big money' out there. I have not seemed to find much of that because I am the rare 'Honest Joe'. If they need a video card, that's what I fix. If they have a virus I clean it. The problem with regulation is that it doesn't really fix much. It just costs. Most repair shops that cheat now will cheat when regulated too. I have been troubleshooting, repairing, and building systems for 20 years now. I haven't taken the time to get certified. I don't doubt that I could pass the test, I just haven't had the need. I have more work than I can handle. By the way, I have interviewed and hired college trained, and certified, individuals that couldn't do squat! I have followed behind one company that charged $33,000 to install some new servers in a WAN using 2000 Advanced Server. They claimed to be certified. Certifiable is more like it. It was a mess! DHCP scopes were wrong, DNS was wrong! WINS was wrong. Security sucked! One domain even had the wrong subnet mask set. It seems that if you pays your money, you gets the paper. It hasn't sold me on certification, and especially not on regulation. Just one man's humble opinion, of course.

    2. Re:"Yup, sounds like you have a virus." by zero_offset · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I probably should have added a disclaimer. Obviously not all shops are crooked -- but in my limited experience (which does cover all the popular shops in a city of about 2 million people) the number of virus-scare replies does seem to be on the high side.

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  370. Let the consumer decide not politicans by objwiz · · Score: 1

    Why add laws to an industry that works? Consumers (the individual needing computer repair, for example) are not asking that the techicians be licensed. The system works. And if things change and the consumer wants licensed technicans, then the technicans will become licensed or else they wont have work.

    Making a law requiring some type of licensing does not ensure quality work either. Someone can follow the regulations and pass a few tests. This does not mean that they will care about you (the consumer), your needs and give you what you want.

    The government is never the optimal solution. It does not have good answers for everything. And it does not apply them effectively. Look at the process for getting your driver license renewed (in most of the US). Do you like those long lines, insensitive clerks and hours of operation that don't fit your needs?

    Why would we want computer repair becoming like the DMV?

  371. Just Say No by nrohyarts · · Score: 1

    I make too much money doing this to have it regulated! Regulation would shrink my consulting rates! And I make too much money cleaning up after idiots who can't find their ass in the dark. I say "HELL NO!" to regulation. Buyer beware, just like in consumer electronics. Industry certs and comp sci degrees will do the trick for business.

  372. Timing is everything by FJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just think, by the time the government comes up with a standard, you'd be certified to support a 286 PC with Dos 3.3. And the certification would probably only cost $200.

    What a bargain.

  373. Re:Do you really want an MCSE fixing your computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a support desk on a college campus. We *do* have an MCSE working here. Doesn't know how to deal with callers effectively, doesn't know how to prioritize, doesn't know when he's out of his depth and needs to ask for help.

    This wouldn't be so bad if he had tech skills. If they're there, we haven't seen any evidence of 'em yet.

    Qualifications only go so far. If you don't know how to apply what you've learned, and don't know when to ask for help, you're much less useful. (Of course, that applies to almost all jobs.)

  374. But the industries are very different.. by Bert64 · · Score: 2

    Firstly:
    "but they had to replace the first replacement due to a consultant that had no experience or knowledge in that type of system trying to put one in."
    This has more to do with the boss knowing what he wants rather than needs.. he wants the system the marketting boys sold to him, and he wants the cheapest possible staff to come and install it for him, which is often not compatible.

    Secondly, You have comeback in the auto industry, if a mechanic does work on your car and consequently the affected parts of the car fail, then you can sue him and/or the garage he works for.. And in turn they can sue the supplier of the parts, if these were sub-standard and caused the failure.
    However in computing, while you may be able to sue a supplier of substandard hardware, there is no comeback for substandard software.. I can think of very few software products that fulfilled the marketting propoganda, especially before having numerous patches added, whereas those operating with vehicles have to get it right first time, and cars are thoroughly tested before theyre allowed to be sold, and are again regularly tested to ensure they remain roadworthy, A lot of old or damaged cars would still be on the road, cars which while they may still drive.. are often dangerous, noisy, and major causes of pollution, much in the same way that insecure software becomes infected with worms and/or viruses, and then pollutes the internet with furthur worm/virus infections and the associated network traffic, not to mention the danger that a worm might destroy someone`s important data, in much the same way an unsafe car might catch fire or crash.

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  375. A new certification model? by ironfroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The traditional certification models are not a good idea for the computer service and repair industry. This industry was built on kids-in-their-basement set ups for the past two decades. Many capable and trusted computer repairers might loose a lot of money before they complete enough certifications to perform all the tasks they had before. The current certifications available have already shown us that those holding them do not always have a clear view of the field. A new model of certification should be found for this industry.


    Many of my older friends have repaired computers for a living for many years. Being very knowledgable and expirienced, these individuals can repair just about anything a computer user can break. This expirience can not be found in certifications as they are today. If certification is forced, then expirienced technicians will loose money until they can get their certifications and money-seekers will gain the certifications without nearly the ability, knowledge, or expirience of their counterparts and will take valuable customers away, who believe they are a better choice because of the certification and new face.


    What I would propose is a certification model based on the current "trust certification" we see commonly. How many technicians advertise purely on word-of-mouth? I know many who get all their bussiness through customers talking to fellow users about who to take the system to in an emergency. This trust is based on completed, successful repairs and the years they have worked on computers. Additionally, are we forgetting what has long been the number one sign of a 'computer expert'; a love of computers, which cannot be put into paper and thus which would be destroyed by regulation.


    Certifications should exist, but should not be mandatory. The agency which would give out these certifications, which would not be private corporations as many current certifications, would re-issue certifications every two or three months. The primary reason for this is the "customer satisfaction rating" which consists of customer's filling out special forms which the technician sends in. On top of the normal certification levels that would be given, their expirience could at least somewhat be rated on paper, giving a much better representation of ability than most current certifications which make all who hold the same certification equal, even tho many of them were enthusiastic computer lovers for many years and others never touched a computer before entering their training course a few months before.

  376. Re: Debit Cards and losses by MikeVx · · Score: 1
    I know this is off-topic, but:
    (this actually happened to me, although I'd used a DEBIT card, big mistake NEVER use a debit card in an online transaction)
    The problem is less using a debit card on-line (which I do) as having a debit card on a live checking account. This is a form of suicidal insanity. Having a debit card on the same account that drives your household finances is a bad idea.

    When I finally was driven to get a debit card, I got a bank account at a completely different bank than normal and use it just for the debit card and small-value checks (newspaper carrier payments and such). If someone scams that account, the worst they can do is empty out my next planned purchase funds.

    My main account does not have a debit card, and it never will if I have any say in the matter. The only card on that account is an ATM card and without the PIN it has limited abuse value. (Mind you, I had to fight with them on that, they wanted sooooo badly to issue a debit card that they only caved in when I said I'd close the account if they issued one.)
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  377. Look how long DEC lasted? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    >>When I worked for DEC they had a rule, "A+ or your ass is gone."

    That is probably why we don't have DEC anymore. Did DEC pay for the course for their people that didn't have it?

  378. good self-education site on vehicle maintenance? by budgenator · · Score: 2

    Often your community college or school district will offer vechicle maint adult ed courses. These are beginner courses and are usualy a lit bit hands on. Vehicle maint is probably not real easy to learn via the web.

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  379. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are wrong about certification. First, mechanics do not have to be certified to hang out a shingle and declare that they are an auto mechanic. In fact most service jobs can be done without certification. Cooks, personal trainers, and dieticians all have more critical jobs than computer techs, but no one is calling for their certification by the government; why do we hear so much about computer techs getting certified?

    I hate to talk about this, but the real problem is that too many people do not know how to use their computers. I had a man yell at me for his monitor not working after our shop installed a modem. After going over all of the simple problems, including "is it plugged in", I drove to his house. The monitor was not plugged in.

    Hmm. . . Should we be calling for certification to use a computer?

    1. Re:Wrong by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      I had a man yell at me for his monitor not working after our shop installed a modem. After going over all of the simple problems, including "is it plugged in", I drove to his house. The monitor was not plugged in.

      That's why I have developed the skill of asking the same question in different ways.
      You could also ask the customer which port is the monitor plugged into? Cust says what's a port? which gives you the opportunity to get the customer to actually look at the back of the computer and monitor.

      Yes, the customer is stupid. And, yes, the customer is always right.
      If you want to work in any kind of service industry you have to learn to suffer fools.

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  380. Re:First Post (tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call it the upper class 'burb if you want then :)

    Straight out tha LBC bitch

  381. You Need an Accounting Degree by Kojo · · Score: 1
    An AC said:All CPA's must have a degree before they can take the CPA exam.

    Tim C responded: A degree, or a CS degree? There is a difference, you know.

    You need an Accounting degree. Something that says you have the basic foundational skillset to perform the function. I'll quote from this page on the AICPA web site:

    To qualify for certification, you must:
    * complete a program of study in accounting at a college/university (the AICPA recommends at least 150 semester hours of college to study to obtain the common body of knowledge for becoming a CPA.) [SNIP]
    It's the first qualification listed. It's not just an accounting degree. The profession recently changed to a "150 hour" standard that requires at least 150 hours of total coursework (most of that being gained during your Bachelor's of Accounting degree) which must contain a specified "Common Body of Knowledge" (CBK) before you can even TAKE the exam to become a CPA.

    The idea here being the AICPA wants to make sure you have a certain core background before you get branded with their certification. Time was, anyone could take the exam. The new standard kicked in just in time to impact 1998 collge graduates.

    I think that's what the original poster is after. How do you tell if the person fixing your computer is qualified to do so? It's great that an earlier poster can fix any computer they come across because they have a "knack" for it. How do I know you've got that "knack"? Can I depend on you to honestly tell me if you didn't have that "knack"? If you're out sick or on vacation, how do I know if the person taking your place has that "knack"? How do I know if your "knack" isn't confined to IDE and I've fot a SCSI system?

    Posters keep talking about using "common sense", but knowledge of the workings of a PC or being able to judge a person's competence to fix a PC (or perform any other task) by "eyeballing" them ISN'T COMMON SENSE.

    That's why certifications exist. That's why Public Accounting Firms are reluctant to hire anyone who's not already (or very close to being) qualified to take the CPA exam and they won't keep folks around who don't PASS the exam. The original poster seems to be looking for some way to ensure a more consistent level of quality in PC techs.

  382. so just do nothing? by twitter · · Score: 2
    You say, Businesses get what they deserve. As we all know there are plenty of alternatives to Outlook (and even Windows). The market is already taking care of this problem by itself.

    I don't think they do and the market is not effective yet. Have you seen any large computer vendors selling Linux desktops? I have not and still there is nothing but plans. The one or two that ever did had to make them more exensive than the windoze version of the same machine or face M$ wrath. From the coroprate perspective this makes Linux and even alternate mail clients more expensive than an all M$ set up. There are few companies or institutions that have the flexibility to experiment or impliment known good and published solutions. Dell was started in a college dorm room, but there was no Dell when it happened. Today, it is much more difficult to start such a thing and provide a cost competitive alternative to M$. The practices used to maintain this situation are what got M$ convicted of anti-trust violations.

    Also it's very strange that M$ has escaped liability for their obviously defective programs. All manner of manufacturers are slapped with all manner of lawsuits for making obvious and preventable mistakes. I'm not going to defend the practice but I do note that M$ has managed to remain immune to it all.

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    1. Re:so just do nothing? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      I agree that Linux isn't storming the desktop just yet, but I am quite sure that it will. I have been using Linux since 1995 and it is amazing how much it has improved in that time. There is no question that the Linux desktop is maturing at a much faster rate than Microsoft is "innovating," but that isn't the reason that I am so confident. The fact of the matter is that Micrsoft could still snuff Linux's chance of spreading like the proverbial candle, if they had the will to do so. If Microsoft cut the price of Windows, Office, and their development tools so that they were more competitive price wise with Linux then Linux adoption would dry up overnight. Sure, some folks would still adopt Linux (as it is a far better tool for some uses than the alternatives), but the rate of adoption would slow dramatically.

      The reason that Microsoft hasn't done so is that they are far more concerned about their stock price dropping in the short term than they are about Linux. Microsoft is still priced at a premium, and Wall Street still expects rapid growth out of the company. Microsoft is under huge pressure to increase revenues, and they have to do it with a PC market that is on the decline. Microsoft has no choice but to squeeze their customers, and the more they squeeze the more attractive Linux becomes. If they try and combat Linux with aggressive pricing their revenues will drop, and so will their stock price. A rapid drop in stock price would hurt Microsoft's top brass far worse than losing marketshare to Linux (Bill Gates alone has tens of billions of dollars worth of MSFT stock), and so they are taking the road of slow attrition hoping that it the meantime they can find some way to save their business.

      In case you are wondering XBox isn't likely to be that savior.

  383. I think folks with A+ shouldn't be allowed to live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think folks with A+ shouldn't be allowed to use computers

  384. Re: parallel? by unitron · · Score: 2
    "A better parallel would be to radio technology. While electronic gear is typically regulated, repair of said gear typically is not."

    If it's something that transmits (except perhaps for very low power devices), then the FCC says you have to be a holder of one of their radiotelephone operator licenses.

    If it doesn't transmit then any old idiot can legally work on it, and unfortunately many do.

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  385. ECO201 by eMilkshake · · Score: 2
    IANAMBA(yet), but take Economics 201 and you'll learn usually the point of professional certification is to create an artificial monopoly through collusion. The certificate is required to practice the trade, therefore you must hold the certificate to enter the market. The number of certificates can be controlled by the certifying agency, controlling supply and raising the price.

    Of course, the economic cost of the certificate will rise until it eliminates the economic gains of the controlled supply, so it's not very useful. The best example is the cab medallion system in NYC.

    The point is, no one really cares about safety. It's a trick for profits.