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  1. Re:Still binary.. on Intel Devises Chip Speed Breakthrough · · Score: 2, Funny

    So instead of being "yes"/"no", bits should offer more possibilities, like "maybe", "can i call a friend?" and "CowboyNeal"?

  2. Re:The Wookie Offense on Novell Quotes AT&T on Derivative Works · · Score: 1

    "The Wookie Offense"... hmm... that does not make sense.

    seems like the perfect name :)

  3. Re:Meanwhile, back on the western front... on Novell Quotes AT&T on Derivative Works · · Score: 1

    Maybe SCOs lawyers invent the plaintiff's equivalent of the chewbacca defense?

  4. i can see it now ... on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 4, Funny
    If it's making changes to PCs without their owners' permission, no matter what the motive, it's viral code, by definition.


    Subject: Clickety-click!

    Attachment:clickety.exe

    Text:

    Yeah, you know, the files you axed me for.

    <SmallerFont>
    By starting the attached file, you agree to: A) have remote administration software installed on your computer, B) allow that remote administration software to replicate to other computers as well, C) have a mail relay installed on your computer, D) have software that might conflict with the remote administration software (e.g. anti-virus software) disabled, E) you're not reading this anymore, are you? F) have updates to the remote administration software automatically installed, G) this text is so boring, H) even if that updates fundamentally alter the functionality of the software (e.g. DDOS the shit out of macrohard.com or dashslot.org) I) why not check out the nice file i sent you instead. J) you agree to never sue the author or distributor of this remote administration software for anything. K) no, really. the file is so nice - maybe it even makes funny sounds when you click it? L) neither anyone who uses your computer to send electronic mail, no matter what quantity or content.
    </SmallerFont>


    We all know, nobody reads those EULAs :)
  5. Re:Parasitic Viruses attacking My-Doom Infected Bo on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Unlike MyDoom, which is exploiting Microsoft weaknesses, [...]


    You misspelled "dumbasses". (MyDoom doesn't exploit software weaknesses but idiot users who click on everything that looks like it could make funny noises when clicked.)
  6. Re:Reporters.. on The World of Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    evil feature creep. makes poor IIS so vulnerable. bad, bad feature creep.

  7. Re:Just to keep things tongue-in-cheek... on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 1
    The sample size is probably quite small as well.


    Yeah they should have used some of that sample-enlargement cream i see advertised so often.
  8. Re:Two things I hate about gentoo and on topic. on Which Style Init Scripts Do You Prefer? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But if you ever do an emerge -u portage and then etc-update make sure you know what you are doing. A lot of the updates you can simply do EXCEPT for the files wich you may have changed. Problem is you may have forgotten and then you could really break something. I had it happen once when I accidently overwrote the net configuration.


    Just look at the diffs - it's pretty obvious then that something is machine-specific. (even better, when changing something in /etc, just add a comment right above your changes stating you made them - good practice anyway)
  9. Re:yeah yeah .... on The Swarmbots Are Coming · · Score: 1
    and kill all the humans?


    Kill all humans... kill all humans *snore* kill all humans...

    Hey sexy mama! ... Wanna kill all humans?
  10. Re:infinite monkeys on Armoring Spam Against Anti-Spam Filters · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new ... ah, you get the picture!

  11. to paraphrase the cliche: on MIT Develops Nanoruler · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new nano-rules!

  12. Re:Am I being paranoid? on WinFS - Who Will Actually Use It? · · Score: 1

    Even with only one human user using a computer, having different programs run on separate user accounts is a good thing, as it reduces and compartmentalizes their damage potential.

  13. Re:Am I being paranoid? on WinFS - Who Will Actually Use It? · · Score: 1

    The point is that

    A) You have a backup from which you can restore the user data. (If you don't have a backup you obviously don't care for the data. Harddisks die sometimes.)

    and

    B) Modified user data is (more) easily detected (than modified system programs) since its used often and directly by the users and is "data", as opposed to "programs".

    Changes to programs and to parts of the operating system can be used to camouflage manipulations of user data long enough to render all backups virtually useless.

    Yeah, that was the whole point. And that whole multiuser thing with one user not being able to destroy/manipulate other users data, which isn't all that important on (non-server-)PCs nowadays.

  14. Re:I can't believe they aren't in jail yet... on Warspying in San Francisco · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People have a right to privacy.


    some might tend to think you don't want privacy if you broadcast videos of your life all over the place
  15. Re:Can someone please explain on DNS Root Servers Outside US Surpass Those Inside · · Score: 1

    you're right. shoulda asked google before risking my club geek membership. :)

  16. Re:Off Track on More MyDoom Gloom · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...free software community offer a bounty


    I offer 15 lines of code. From System V. :)
  17. Re:Can someone please explain on DNS Root Servers Outside US Surpass Those Inside · · Score: 1

    can't be bothered to look it up right now, but if my memory serves me right, shouldn't it be 3.1415296... ?

  18. Re:This just in on DNS Root Servers Outside US Surpass Those Inside · · Score: 1

    Just a side note - apart from that being way before islam - the zero (and i think that whole way of writing numbers that is now known as "arabic", too) originally came to arabia from india (which nowadays is partially muslim), and from arabia to europe.

  19. Re:This just in on DNS Root Servers Outside US Surpass Those Inside · · Score: 1
    ...accorded respect because the United States feels silly...


    or maybe (in the case of germany, also france, probably less in the case of spain) it is because they are influential in europe and europe is a friggin big part of world economics and politics?

    nah... it's just a little in-joke by the big US of fuckin' A :)
  20. you've forgot on Ctrl-Alt-Del Inventor To Retire From IBM · · Score: 1
    • ...and it was like, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep...
  21. Re:Three keys on Ctrl-Alt-Del Inventor To Retire From IBM · · Score: 1
    SysRq - Not sure on this one, never used it, - possibly from mainframe terminal keyboards.


    SysRq has some special application on linux kernels (if compiled with support for it) - quote from Remote Serial Console HOWTO (not that magic sysrq key has much to do with remote serial consoles, just the first page that google gave me for "magic sysrq"):


    The "magic SysRq key" is a key sequence that allows some basic commands to be passed directly to the kernel. Kernel software developers use this interface to debug their software. Under most circumstances it can also be used to uncleanly reboot the computer, something that is otherwise difficult or expensive to do remotely.
  22. Re:Fits the pattern. on Whose Desktop Would You Most Like To See? · · Score: 1

    Finding such letters, he'd present them to the boss and try to make the case for euthanasia. It worked; Hitler thought it was such a good idea that it [euthanasia for old people] was implemented nationally.

    WTF... Never heared about that before. Are you sure about it? Any references?

  23. a few things on Who Needs Case-Sensitivity in Java? · · Score: 1
    Firstly, case sensitivity makes the compiler's work easier, hence compiling is faster. Good thing, really, except maybe for HelloWorld.java ;)

    Another point: case sensitivty improves code readability by removing ambiguity. For example, the java practice of namingMethodsAndVariablesInCamelCase, starting with a lowercase letter and TheSameWithAnUppercaseStartLetter for classes allows a variable to have the same name as a class, which i often use in code like this:
    class SomeClass {
    private Something something;
    private Connection connection; //jdbc connection for this object
    private SomeOtherThing someOtherThing;
    //...
    }
    The case-sensitivity of java, combined with coding standards, enables me to do this. Obviously, something could also be named mySomething, but i find it much simpler and cleaner this way.

    And finally, the slippery slope argument: If we allow incorrect capitalization in code, what next? A compiler with automagic spellchecking and -correction?

    As Charlton Heston would put it: From my cold, case sensitive hands!
  24. Not anything on Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks · · Score: 1

    One time pads are uncrackable if employed correctly. But this thing surely should be vulnerable given enough time.

  25. Re:I would suggest... on What is the Best Way to Handle a GPL Violation? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even better, just send a bunch of unclosed, empty envelopes to yourself and a few months later fill them with stuff from sourceforge that was developed AFTER that date ;)

    2. PROFIT!!!