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  1. obLameJoke on Warp Records Reject DRM, Go Bleep · · Score: 1

    don't you know that Drukgs are bad, mmmmkay?

  2. bleep? obFeiss! on Warp Records Reject DRM, Go Bleep · · Score: 1

    "I was downloading music on the PC, and it was, like, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep. And then, like, half of my music was gone. And I was, like, heh. It devoured my music. It was really good electronic music from warp records. And then I had to do it again and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind of a bummer."

  3. Re:Wouldn't Cmdr Taco make a better on Hitchhiker's Guide Film Reports · · Score: 1
    [sig] This post was created by millions of tiny cows jumping around on my keyboard


    So you're into vogon poetry yourself, eh?

    scnr :p
  4. Re:They use spectrometry to measure the heat on Astronomers Find Sun's Twin · · Score: 1
    (And a delta of 12K is the same as a delta of 12C.)


    Exactly, that's why i found that whole "That's not your ordinary degrees, that's Kelvin" thing funny, because for me "ordinary degrees" = Celsius.
  5. Re:They use spectrometry to measure the heat on Astronomers Find Sun's Twin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, there's much difference between a delta of 12 degrees kelvin and 12 degrees celcius. OTOH, you USians (and UKians?) with your funny measurements probably measure temperatures in ounces, feet or hands or something. :)

  6. Re:Incredibly stupid approach... on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1

    Dear Mom,
    life here at the campus, so far away from my beloved home and parents, is an intersting experience, but far more expensive than i would have thought. While i currently am looking for a second job, it would be very helpful if you and dad could send me some money to suppo

    <clippys-best-friend-mr-handcuffs>It looks like you are trying to write a terrorist threat. Law enforcement agencies have been contacted.</mr-handcuffs>

  7. Re:WTF? When was that released? on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1

    waht? u dont no diz? Ph0705h0P CS is da R0XX0RZ u L4M0R!!! N000B!!!1!!

  8. Re:On random punctuation on Security Predictions of 2004 · · Score: 1

    So your product is one of those mountains of clueless that changes "cocktail" to "man thingytail" in conversations and thereby causes heaps confusion first and plenty of laughter afterwards?

    Oh well, and does your product catch the phrase "Sick my Duck"? (Sure should, that one might be the Next Big Thing TM amoung young swearers everywhere.)

    (aiming for Funny here, not Troll!)

  9. always on N-Gage Opts To Give Away Lara, Not Bury Her · · Score: 5, Funny
    Lara [Croft] has always been the number one video game heroine, ...


    So those of us who can't choose between creationism and darwinism now have another choice: The universe was created in 1996.
  10. Re:Can someone please explain to me... on No More Leap Second? · · Score: 1

    take multiple telescopes on multiple continents, average (or whatever) the results.

  11. Re:A Game Is Freedom of Speech on Grand Theft Auto Ban To Be Decided By Courts · · Score: 1
    give a basket of kittens to the group of persons whom have a common trait of originating in a non-specific country


    just wondering... if one of those kittens masturbates, will god kill a haitian?
  12. Re:Someone didn't proofread their press release... on The End of Sun's Cobalt Servers · · Score: 1
    The article says that Solaris SPARC runs on x86, it's a contradiction.


    It's not a contradiction, it's an emulation.

    To be honest, it's probably simply a mistake :)
  13. Re:Not that big a problem on China's War Against Wires · · Score: 1

    All i want is wireless grounding.

    But leaving a Trail of Destruction TM behind everywhere i go would definitely be considered a plus.

  14. Re:Not that big a problem on China's War Against Wires · · Score: 5, Funny
    run a wire from it to a cold water pipe


    that's one more wire radiating electromagnetic dirt! can't we make that grounding wireless?
  15. If i was judge on Liberal Party of Canada Sues Satire Website · · Score: 3, Interesting

    my verdict would be:

    The plaintiff can now choose between either

    1. dropping the charges and being allowed to keep the word "liberal" in his name.

    2. changing his name so there's no "liberal" in there and keep up the charges.

    In case 1, the charges are dropped and the defendant is free to keep the site up.

    In case 2, since there won't be any liberal party to parody anymore, the defendants site now is entirely fictional and can be kept, too.

    If only i was judge. And canadian, too.

  16. Re:ROTK on Visual Effects Oscar Shortlist · · Score: 1

    i loved gimli's "it still only counts as one" reaction to legolas' "sk8er boi" trick - right when you're thinking "oh no, not again" you see gimli's fed up with mr. cool elf, too.

  17. Re:A revolutionary idea... on Iraq's Open Source Possibilities · · Score: 1
    How about shutting up for a moment (unless you live in Iraq, that is) and letting them decide that for themselves?


    How about reading the first word in his sentence and thinking about the deeper meaning of that?
  18. New slogan for OOo: on City Of Austin Migrating To OpenOffice.org · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh Behave! OOo Powers Austin!

  19. Re:Yes CmdrTaco... on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 1

    that's what the "don't hit me" was all about :)

  20. Re:Closed/Open Court... on SCO Code to be Protected in Closed Court · · Score: 1
    they perform circumcision without anesthesia


    well i used to be anti-war, but WTF???

    bomb those savages to hell!
  21. Re:Yes CmdrTaco... on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 0

    Or that Lindows thing.

    or....

    please don't hit me now......

    that XWindows thing.

  22. Re:Am I the only one on OpenOffice.org: KDE Integration Project Launched · · Score: 0, Troll
    like a package management system that doesn't suck


    #> emerge package_management_system_that_doesnt_suck ;)
  23. Re:In Other News... on Lindows Ordered To Stop Using Lindows Name · · Score: 1
    nobody should be able to trademark a dictionary word


    Last time i checked, "Explorer" wasn't in my german dictionary.
  24. Re:Well... on Lindows Ordered To Stop Using Lindows Name · · Score: 1
    Someone says "windows" with reference to a computer and MSFT Windows springs to mind.


    Depends on the context:

    "Windows just wouldn't boot anymore!"

    "The Macintosh user interface is based on the metaphors of windows, icons, menus and a pointer."

    "How do i configure Mozilla (note the clever use of an application that's available for zillions of non-MSWindows platforms) to open links in tabs instead of windows?"

    and (just for the heck of it)

    "Designing windows in AutoCAD, that's what i always wanted to do for a living!"
  25. Re:Well... on Lindows Ordered To Stop Using Lindows Name · · Score: 1

    Maybe it just was the law of causality? You know, when Netscape chose the codename for their browser ("Mozilla", derived from "mosaic killer"), there was no internet explod^hrer yet.

    Maybe we should joke about how IE should be called .NETscape instead ;)