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  1. You gonna believe him? on Prince Says Internet Is Over · · Score: 1

    Dude totally predicted that 1999 was going to be the last year to party.

    2000 was the year of the crash, and the internet has been going downhill ever since.

    Soon you'll be prompted by a popup to enter your email address for free information on anti-virus scams every time you type a character into your /. edit box.

    And your tweets will be taxed.

  2. Re:Wow on The Unstoppable 'Tech Support' Scam · · Score: 1

    How dumb do you have to be to be beaten to a pulp and have your emptied wallet thrown down onto your face?

    A crime is a crime.

  3. WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS IN 2000??? on Intel Co-Founder Calls For Tax On Offshored Labor · · Score: 1

    Holy fuck, Andy.

    Where were you when Carly and your boy Craig were agitating to move jobs offshore at the beginning of this millennium?

    You didn't say a fucking WORD when Bush cut the outsourcing tax to let them do it.

    You'd better start campaigning against those people, because now that they've ruined their companies and our economy, they're running for public office.

  4. Re:When is a line not a line? on Microsoft Busting Its Own Browser+OS Myth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A web browser needs an internet-connection library, a display library, and a parser library for the data between them.

    If you put that into your OS, other application developers may suddenly decide they want to use the internet library and some of the parser library, instead of whatever libraries the OS used to have, or whatever code they were planning to implement themselves.

    Now someone says "we order you to remove the web browser from the OS."

    You say "that is impossible. Parts of the web browser now serve as parts of the OS."

    The only thing you can remove is the browser executable itself, which in the extreme case is just a call with particular arguments to a function in a library you can't remove. So you remove the browser executable and convince the issuers of the order that you have done their bidding.

  5. Stupid on Things You Drink Can Be Used To Track You · · Score: 1

    0.05% of the atoms in my body are replaced by water I drank at the scene of a crime, and the CSIs think they're going to ignore the other 99.95%?

    There is such a thing as contempt of court, you know.

  6. Re:Still Could Be Pretty Useful, I Say. on What To Do With Old 802.11b Equipment? · · Score: 1

    Annoy people by leaving it unsecured, but not connected to the Internet.

    Mine's like that by default. Thanks, Cox, for sucking in a way that makes me look sardonic.

  7. Re:Library barcodes as 666 on Unique ID In India Causes 'Fear of the Beast' · · Score: 1

    are you the keymaster?

  8. Re:Educated, not crazy and not afraid. on Unique ID In India Causes 'Fear of the Beast' · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    it is truly sad that you are truly sad.

    the moderators identified a nutjob and acted properly.

  9. Re:Wikileaks.... on With World Watching, Wikileaks Falls Into Disrepair · · Score: 1

    Such a request would border on extortion.

  10. Re:Use passphrases on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    Pretty useless.

    "Did I put the 4 first or the 7? and what the fuck was between years and ago?"

    Guaranteed to forget the details in 2.4 months.

  11. Re:What ? Wisdom ? Republicans ? on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1

    Kerry didn't write a fucking word of it.

    It was a PNAC product sitting in Ted Olson's desk drawer, and the day 9/11 hit he dusted it off and the GOP ran with it.

  12. Re:What ? Wisdom ? Republicans ? on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 0, Troll

    Democrats are actually trying to provide a government, while Republicans are using the imprimatur of government as a means to funnel funds from the treasury to corporations.

    Like I said. Anyone who doesn't see that is not paying any fucking attention.

  13. Re:Use passphrases on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    This is mine:

    "There's nothing more useless than a passphrase based on a quote."

    (One Quotation-Dictionary Attack Later)

    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

  14. Re:Thats the least of their problems. on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt it. The FBI ain't all n00bs, and no doubt can pull up the keylogger logs for the computers of any number of bad-actors.

  15. Re:Writing passwords isn't necessarily bad on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    The correct rule is to protect the password at the same level of security as the data you access with that password.

    So, writing down a password on a post-it on your desk is not appropriate if you wouldn't do the same with the most sensitive item of data on your computer or network.

    Similarly, if you have a sensitive network and a not-so-sensitive network, writing your sensitive-network password into a file stored on your not-so-sensitive network is a bad thing. This includes putting it in an encrypted file on that not-so-sensitive network.

  16. Re:Wait, What? on France Says D-Star Ham Radio Mode Is Illegal · · Score: 1

    The Internet would be like that today, if the FCC had owned it from the start.

    And it would be about as popular as Ham Radio.

  17. Re:What ? Wisdom ? Republicans ? on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Anyone who says the two major parties are the same isn't sentient.

  18. Re:On the stupidity of crowds. on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1

    I think we should make a law mandating that people wear fMRI hats when out in public.

  19. Re:It's about Cherry Picking. on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1

    I'd agree, but I only read articles modded to 5, so I missed yours.

  20. Re:Missing the point on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Come on. "America Speaking Out" is not about getting wisdom from people, any more than the White House's solicitation of ideas for the oil spill was. It's about allowing people to feel like they have a voice.

    As, these days, are elections.

    With a few well-placed Supreme Court decisions recently, America has been turned from a democracy to a plutocracy. But, like the Church, the true rulers will hide behind the trappings of a cult (religion, patriotism, entertainment, opportunity; pick one or more) the true purpose of their decisions, and will allow the "government" to appear to be in charge.

    But they aren't, and you aren't really choosing them. Not any more.

  21. Re:Secrecy is a double edged sword. on Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really. · · Score: 1

    I don't think they were calling it that, then.

  22. Re:The funny part is, it's still better than Andro on Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really. · · Score: 1

    I do have ONE regret about my switch: a unified mailbox. There's probably one in the android market...hmmm brb!

    Unified mailbox? The email on my Nexus One is my gmail account. Came that way out of the box. I can get to it from my phone or my computer seamlessly. I presume POP3 clients are available for any flavor of Android.

    Or do you mean a combined email and voicemail box?

  23. Re:Why are franchises even legal? on Statewide Franchise Illegal? Detroit Sues Comcast · · Score: 1

    Because "wire up your own infrastructure" requires ripping up the streets, blocking traffic, entering on and using public property (and public easements on private property) to hold your wires, etc.

    Local jurisdictions go the "public utility" route to make the net cost to the public low. Having several companies doing the same infrastructure installation would have an economic cost far larger than the economic benefit of direct competition.

    To compensate for the lack of competition, the local jurisdiction contracts with the "utility" to provide the services at less than the true monopolistic price.

    Of course, this entire system is wide open to corruption of all kinds, including allowing the "utility" to make a few extra shekels off the private subscriber in return for providing "free" service - that essentially costs them nothing - to public subscribers (i.e, government entities like schools).

    So it's not perfect, and it's easy to find the flaws, but overall it comes out somewhat cheaper to let one cable company own a city or a county than to let four of them dig up the pavement over and over again.

    The trick to keeping it that way is to elect competent, credible, conscientious members to the corporation commission or whatever body regulates the utilities in your 'hood. But of course "election" means "graft", so guess who the CC members really answer to? Hint: it's not you, unless you agitate and vote.

  24. Re:Absolutely IMPORTANT! on Google To End Google.cn Redirect · · Score: 1

    All we need now is a law that makes blatant lying illegal and we'll be set.

  25. Re:Yippee can't wait on Google To End Google.cn Redirect · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Chinese overl...

    ...hey, wait just one second there!