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  1. Re:It's all well and good until on Russia To Establish Bases On the Moon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't feel too bad, their writers didn't understand orbital mechanics either.

  2. Calm down, all old SF writers go batshit on Sci-fi Writer Elizabeth Moon Believes Everyone Should Be Chipped · · Score: 1

    At least she didn't start a cult, or become obsessed by writing about why nubile young girls should screw old men and call them "daddy", and yes, I'm looking at you, Heinlein's Grave.

  3. Re:Underestimation? on BSA Claims Half of PC Users Are Pirates · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, derp a herp derp to you. Of course Lunix installs "depend on your hardware", and that's the problem. Its compounded by cretins who claim that graphics chipset X or WiFi dongle Y "work" with Lunix drivers, using a definition of "work" that reasonable human beings wouldn't recognise. Sure, that dongle will connect to my WLAN just fine... if I don't mind it dropping out every 30 seconds unless I turn off WPA and even WEP.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm on SUSE, Red Hat, Ubuntu and Mint all the time, but "depends on your hardware" just isn't good enough for Joe User.

  4. Dollar/Yuan cost is a red herring on U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Chinese Solar Cells · · Score: 1

    It's all about energy subsidies. These things are fraking energy sinks; we're pouring fossil energy into making them that we'll never see back over their lifetime.

    Oh, you'll see calculations to the contrary, but they don't factor in the energy cost of keeping the people in the manufacturing chain alive. And if that doesn't concern you, well, sooner or later the uncaring boot of physics is going to step on your neck and make you care.

  5. Dull gray man replaced by duller, grayer man on America's Cybersecurity Czar, Howard Schmidt, Steps Down · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure he'll stamp his authority and re-invigorate the department by immediately setting up a Blue Ribbon committee to come up with the selection criteria for choosing an external consulting firm which will be tasked with planning a review of the mandatory fonts to be used on all internal memoranda.

  6. All fucking journos must fucking die on Researchers Use Google's Search Algorithms To Fight Cancer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    • Researchers: "[NetRank operates] in a manner similar to Google's PageRank"
    • Retard masquerading as a professional journalist: "Researchers modified PageRank to develop NetRank"

    Die. Just die in a fire. Die, die, die.

  7. Re:Failure to comprehend on Tenenbaum To SCOTUS: Let's Get This Debate Rolling · · Score: 4, Informative
    Well, that's his argument now. Remember, it started out as "Nuh huh, didn't", until it became painfully obvious that uh huh, did. Joel has had exactly the level of representation that he's paid for - none. His, uh, "legal representatives" have successfully defended him from a few thousand dollar settlement all the way into eternal servitude.

    Given an appeal to SCOTUS, they might manage to get him renditioned to Guantanamo, although on the bright side, it won't have cost him a cent in legal fees to get there, and they'll get some totally awesome anecdotes to deliver in their Law 101 lectures.

  8. Re:Noone read the articles on GMU Prof Teaches How To Falsify Wikipedia — and Get Caught · · Score: 5, Funny

    People did read the Wikipedia articles, though

    [who?][weasel words][citation needed]

  9. Attention Green Snake Oil salesmen on Americans Happy To Pay More For Clean Energy, But Only a Little More · · Score: 0

    Please price your bullshit energy-subsidised boondoggles appropriately.

  10. I smell a SyFy original movie: Superflare on Superflares Found On Sun-Like Stars · · Score: 1

    ...versus Octosaurus.

  11. I/O Violation on General Motors: "Facebook Ads Aren't Worth It" · · Score: 1

    Facebook is Write Only.

  12. Dear Magical Fantasy Wish Granting Congress on Ask Slashdot: What If Intellectual Property Expired After Five Years? · · Score: 0

    What if I got home and Felicia Day was just finishing up tying Alyson Hannigan to my bed? What if that? What if? Play with me!

  13. Re:Worse? on Forbes Names Microsoft's Steve Ballmer Worst CEO · · Score: 1

    I know it's churlish to discuss the actual content of TFA, but it does note that RIM has got rid of their CEO. Sorry to interrupt, please continue the Slash-sneers.

  14. Re:Useless anyway on Mozilla Leaves Out Linux For Initial Web App Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    How else are you going to leverage your cloudsourced synergies and focus your thinkspaces across the board going forward?

  15. The Zil Lanes are a repression too far on London Hacked Its Own Traffic Lights To Make Sure It Got the Olympics · · Score: 3, Informative

    250 miles of (arguably) the most congested roads in the world being zoned off for use of executives of BMW and McDonalds could finally trigger mass civil disobedience on a scale that's simply too big to suppress. CCTV might ensure that all 'crimes' are detected, but whether they can be punished is another question.

  16. Law on Ask Slashdot: Best Degree For a Late Career Boost? · · Score: 1

    EOT.

  17. Re:There's no starship with just an ion drive on Engineer Thinks We Could Build a Real Starship Enterprise In 20 Years · · Score: 1

    He's very careful to call it a "spaceship", not a "starship". The guy is crazy, not canon-ignorant.

  18. Re:Hmmm. on Richard Stallman Falls Ill At Conference · · Score: 3

    As someone who has met RMS personally (if briefly), I can confirm, without any joking around or (too much) trolling that he is indeed a fat, smelly, angry hippy prophet. Mad love to the guy, but I did wonder at the time how long he could go on like that.

  19. And pedophiles can make keyboards emit fumes on New York City Pushes Plan To Prevent Cyberattacks On Elevators, Boilers · · Score: 1

    to subdue children.

    It's 2012 - aren't we past this sort of "Only my Department can save you from the eBogeyman - with proper funding" yet?

  20. Nerdvana on Disney Research Can Turn Nearly Any Surface Into a Touch Screen · · Score: 2

    Finally, an interface that lets us turn women on.

  21. Re:Weather on Russian Superjet 100 Crashes During Demo Flight, Killing All Aboard · · Score: 1

    You can bet your bottom ruble that Sukhoi will give some token praise of the pilot's experience and skill, take a very brief pause for breath, then blame him for everything bad that's happened since the Berlin Wall came down, plus everything that goes wrong in the next 6 months as well.

  22. Re:ARM on North Korea Jamming GPS Signals In South Korea · · Score: 5, Funny
    Could be a laugh too (except for the guys in the trucks).
    • South: Dude, those jamming trucks are way uncool, they're harshing our buzz.
    • North: LOL, what trucks?
    • South: [BOOM]
    • North: Dude! You just totally blew up our trucks!
    • South: LOL, what trucks?
  23. Re:Turn about is fair play. on UK Home Secretary Bans US Martial Arts Expert · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Self defence" covers a wide spectrum, from running away shrieking like a little girl, through to crippling your attacker using potentially lethal techniques. Larkin is at the throat-punch-for-great-justice end of the spectrum. That doesn't sit well with a Nanny State which (despite occasional noises to the contrary) de facto wants victims to blubber for help rather than take responsibility for their own safety.

    As to preaching this message in riot hit areas, those very riots demonstrated how inadequate the Nanny Will Protect You plan is when it kicks off big style, and it comes down to decent householders and business owners versus a pack of ferals. In case you're unclear on it, Larkin wasn't planning to teach the ferals, who simply pick up a knife or brick anyway.

  24. Re:What the hell Britain? on UK Government Backtracks On Black Box Snooping · · Score: 2

    Bear in mind that what they're backtracking on is saying that they're going to install back doors. They don't learn fast, but maybe they catch on eventually.

  25. Whatever you do, don't CC Theresa May on More Plans For UK Internet Snooping Bill Revealed In Queen's Speech · · Score: 4, Funny

    on all your email. In particular, don't use this list of addresses. OK?