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General Motors: "Facebook Ads Aren't Worth It"

Fluffeh writes "General Motors spends around $40 million per year on maintaining a Facebook profile and around a quarter of that goes into paid advertising. However, in a statement, they just announced that 'it's simply not working.' That's a bit of bad news just prior to the Facebook IPO — and while Daniel Knapp tries to sweeten the news, he probably makes it even more bitter by commenting 'Advertising on Facebook has long been funded by marketing budgets reserved for trying new things. But as online advertising investments in general are surging and starting to cannibalize spend on legacy media, advertisers are rightfully asking whether the money spend is justified because it has reached significant sums now.'"

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  1. Whaaaa???? by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean my loser friend from high school who spends all day in front of his computer posting updates on his shitty life *isn't* the perfect person to target with an ad for a $40,000 new car?!?!?

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    1. Re:Whaaaa???? by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mmhmm...

      At least videos that manufacturers and marketers put up on Youtube, if they're good, can get a lot of attention. That Honda ad with Matthew Broderick, the Scion ad with the babes in bikinis eating donuts while one drives the new car doing donuts, etc... Plus the ads can be longer than fifteen, thirty, or sixty seconds, and if they're quality ads where they're amusing or informative beyond the normal "THIS IS OUR PRODUCT LOOK AT OUR PRODUCT" that you get in a minutes, they can be much more effective.

      Putting an ad video on Youtube (not as an ad, as a video) allows anyone to view it and allows references to it to be pushed through any number of means, not just through Facebook. This means more vectors for the ad to become "viral", and the more that see it, the better it is for the company.

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    2. Re:Whaaaa???? by NatasRevol · · Score: 0

      You sound like you don't have an MBA. So what could you possibly know?

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    3. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because the stereotypical facebook user and the average facebook user are definitely the same thing.

    4. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      If GM wants to target their demographic they need to advertise on late night AM radio, not the internet.

    5. Re:Whaaaa???? by AngryOldGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem isn't so much Facebook users (this includes pretty much everyone), but too high prices for non-targeted users. Yes, you can target by age and gender and such, but unlike with Google and AdWords you cannot target to specific interests or queries. Yet Facebook charges almost kind of prices per click than Google does.

      I was actually surprised when I was looking at the prices the first time. I had the idea that I could advertise and get people much more cheaper from Facebook. But the prices are ridiculous. It's much better to use AdWords or Bing's AdCenter for some actual targeted queries if the price is going to be the same.

    6. Re:Whaaaa???? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Funny

      Late night? These folks go to bed by 9pm, I think you meant dinner time AM radio.

    7. Re:Whaaaa???? by geekoid · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's nice that you don't understand th demographics of Facebook, and still not let your ignorance prevent you from writing a post.

      Well done.

      You know who is a large demographic of Facebook users? Married Women 25-33. The second largest is men in the same age range.
      Your example is the minority.

      That's not the problem, the problem is that it's global. The majority of users are outside the US. So, selling 40,000 dollar car to someone in turkey isn't exactly going to work.
      Here is a breakdown.

      http://www.kenburbary.com/2011/03/facebook-demographics-revisited-2011-statistics-2/

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    8. Re:Whaaaa???? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I know you are being sarcastic, but you are right. Someone with an MBA would have actually looked at the demographic before making an opinion; which explains why that poster example is wrong.

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    9. Re:Whaaaa???? by Magic5Ball · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that Facebook is optimized for narcissistic _self_-promotion through _telling_ your echo chamber how great you are, not for _showing_ others your status even through the usual consumption displays that are required to promote _others_.

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    10. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of the attractive aspects of Facebook advertising is that you can specify quite precisely the demographic that you wish to target. For example, you can very easily target a particular age range in the US (or in a state in the US).

    11. Re:Whaaaa???? by crazyjj · · Score: 0

      How dare you post an informed and reasoned argument on slashdot, sir!! I demand your membership be rescinded immediately!

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    12. Re:Whaaaa???? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Point taken. Except that doesn't seem to be happening, until after the fact of spending money there.

      Glad at least someone got that I was being sarcastic.

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    13. Re:Whaaaa???? by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      So you are saying Facebook is so bad at advertising, they would put an ad for a US car company which is more or less completely unavailable in Turkey on a Turkish user's page in the first place?

      I wouldn't call ~1/3 of the US population a small number of people, nor a problem for advertisers. It doesn't matter that the majority of Facebook users aren't in the US: it matters that Facebook is a poor place for ads in the first place (perhaps because Facebook isn't very good at targeting them, or because people just ignore them completely). Facebook has the US users to be a huge marketing base. More so than just about any other channel. The problem isn't in the demographics.

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    14. Re:Whaaaa???? by thrillseeker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who needs to advertise when your checking account has unlimited overdraft protection courtesy of the taxpayer?

    15. Re:Whaaaa???? by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dinner time? If I watch your ad after 4:30, I'll miss the early bird special. Save 75 cents or watch a commercial. Not a tough choice. Not going to watch it after dinner either. I have to get my nap in before bedtime or I'll be tired tomorrow.

      I already know who GM is and when I'm in the market for a new car I go look at the dealer lot. Commercials are just irritating. It's the same on CNN videos. If an ad plays, I click away and find the same video from another source.

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    16. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem is that Facebook is optimized for narcissistic _self_-promotion through _telling_ your echo chamber how great you are, not for _showing_ others your status even through the usual consumption displays that are required to promote _others_.

      Nobody, and I do mean nobody, buys pointless shit like narcissistic people do. They are the ones who post up the most personal information about every last thing. They are the ones who just have to make sure everybody sees what location they're "logged into" at the moment. So in that regard, Facebook is a Utopia for advertisement.

      The problem as I see it, is how the ads are actually displayed. I honestly hardly notice them at all, myself, and even if they were interesting and noticeable there's no way in hell that I trust clicking on it. Clicking ads in my mind is like saying "Why yes, I think I will take some Malware for my computer, now that you mention it. Thanks! Boy that really fucked my plan up. Got any more?"
      Contrast that to something like Youtube, where they get annoying, but not only do you have to do nothing, you also aren't actively jumping through random, unknown web sites.

      If FB was smart, they'd require advertisers to have a FB group, and eliminate outside linking entirely.... ads would link to the FB page of the ad purchaser. And here's where they throw in the bait- add the long-coveted 'Dislike' button on the ad pages and company groups. Streisand Effect would make more eyes hit those ads than anything in history... and I'm not exaggerating.

    17. Re:Whaaaa???? by AngryOldGuy · · Score: 2

      Advertisers can choose the countries they want to target. But I agree, Facebook demographics isn't bad. In fact, they're the best ones to advertise to (and I mean largest demographies, as Facebook pretty much has users from all demographics).

      The problem is that you're basically limited to brand advertising with no way to target users who search for specific keyword, like with Google. This makes Facebook advertising much less valuable. Of course, they could help this by trying to lower advertising prices.. but it seems like it works for them anyway, so why would they do that.

      The funny thing is that Facebook has much better "advertising" feature that is free, fanpages.

    18. Re:Whaaaa???? by gshegosh · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the Scion commercial and I'm not native English speaker, but is the babe really doing donuts, not making them? :-)

    19. Re:Whaaaa???? by Grygus · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's like I bought a car and then it just worked!

    20. Re:Whaaaa???? by oldmac31310 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't have time for any of this. There's a Matlock marathon on!

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    21. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I *don't* have an MBA, but with my long experience in IT and business process, I would have insisted on defining the expected outcome, with metrics to measure success. That would have uncovered a demographic mismatch, and likely other problems as well.

      I have worked with MBA's, and most of them are idiots. They can't seem to think using the material from their coursework. And the newly minted MBA's? Holy shit, they think they walk on water, when I wouldn't trust most of them to walk my dog.

    22. Re:Whaaaa???? by thermostat42 · · Score: 1

      "doing donuts" is american english slang for driving on slick/snowing area (usually parking lots) and intentionally going into a skid, causing the car to skid in a tight circle (causing a "donut" pattern from the tires in the snow).

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    23. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      +1 Sad but True

    24. Re:Whaaaa???? by vlm · · Score: 1, Informative

      I haven't seen the Scion commercial and I'm not native English speaker, but is the babe really doing donuts, not making them? :-)

      Careful, native english speakers (well, the guys anyway) would probably interpret a babe "doing" donuts as insertion fantasies involving phallic shaped donuts, or maybe something involving "cream filling". Hmm, that kind of commercial might actually motivate me to buy donuts, some company should try that marketing angle. Think of "doing" in the context of "your mom" jokes, that kind of thing.

      I think the OP meant eating donuts vs driving a car really fast in a circle. Much more boring.

      Back to the original topic, I would not be surprised if "pr0n on 4chan involving car in background" is not being paid for by car mfgr, product placement and all that. I wonder how often that occurs. How "sharpie company" is paying them is a mystery.

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    25. Re:Whaaaa???? by littlebigbot · · Score: 1

      Your link says the largest demographic is women 18-25, followed closely by men 18-25.

    26. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the ad is good, and available on youtube as a video, you can also create an avenue for really cheap followups.

      I give as an example the Cravendale "Cats with Thumbs" commercial. The first one appeared on TV and then Youtube but they've also followed up by creating short, youtube-only, ads that answer the question "Can a Thumbcat..."

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

    27. Re:Whaaaa???? by KlomDark · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you saying that the men are stalkers by default?

      ThatsSexist.png

    28. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Case in point, most of the old spice commercials. I hate the stuff, but damned if I don't know about it because of those hilarious commericals.

    29. Re:Whaaaa???? by beanpoppa · · Score: 1

      American english slang? Seems to be used under the King's English as well: http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/ferrari-288-gto-f40-f50-enzo-donuts-2012-03-21

    30. Re:Whaaaa???? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      There are young people alive today who have no idea what Matlock is because they've never seen it on television. And now you feel old.

    31. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to the original topic, I would not be surprised if "pr0n on 4chan involving car in background" is not being paid for by car mfgr, product placement and all that. I wonder how often that occurs.

      Do a google image search for "dragons having sex with cars". No, I don't think it's being paid for by the car manufacturers, or there'd only be one brand of car featured.

    32. Re:Whaaaa???? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can target by age and gender and such, but unlike with Google and AdWords you cannot target to specific interests or queries. Yet Facebook charges almost kind of prices per click than Google does.

      I think Facebook tries to target its ads -- a lot of ads pop up in my sidebar that appear to be related to keywords either in my profile or in my recent posts. The problem is the targeting isn't very good. The current crop:

      "RN Degrees for Paramedics with No Classroom Attendance! Make Up to $15,000 More. Get Info!"
      "Pursue a top-ranked MBA while you serve your country. Request Info Today!"
      "Get an EXTRA 30% off Atheist T-shirts w/code FB30. Only @ CafePress. Shop Now!"

      It's easy enough too see where this particular crop comes from -- medic, grad student, more-or-less atheist -- but the specifics are amusingly wrong -- I haven't had so much as a basic EMT certification for years and have no interest in a nursing degree, I've been out of the service for quite some time and regard MBAs as anti-degrees which make people less qualified for any real job, and I've never felt the need to wear my lack of belief on my chest.

      Google's ads, OTOH, tend to be eerily spot-on. This shouldn't really be a surprise.

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    33. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody, and I do mean nobody, buys pointless shit like narcissistic people do. They are the ones who post up the most personal information about every last thing. They are the ones who just have to make sure everybody sees what location they're "logged into" at the moment. So in that regard, Facebook is a Utopia for advertisement.

      Kind of. It seems to be these people are very interested in telling everybody else what they bought and where they are, but aren't very interested in what other people bought and where they are, because, let's face it, other people aren't as important. So they're very good vectors to advertise, but they are poor consumers of advertisement.

    34. Re:Whaaaa???? by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that Facebook is

      ...[snip]

      Nah, the problem is they're spending 40 million bucks a year on "maintaining a facebook profile".

      I'm pretty sure they're doing it wrong. If that's really the way they do things it's no wonder they need bailouts.

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    35. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "doing donuts" is american english slang for driving on dry, non-wet, non-traction impaired surfaces and having the horsepower to break your rear wheels loose "roaching" them while your car turns round and round leaving half your tires tread as neat little "donuts" on the surface of the pavement.

      TFTFY

    36. Re:Whaaaa???? by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thats why my grandmother watches CSI: Miami and NCIS. Matlock, Murder She Wrote, and Burke's Law aren't in syndication rotation that much anymore.

    37. Re:Whaaaa???? by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      I'm a native English speaker and not even a guy, and I will admit that I spend a couple of seconds imagining how a babe in a bikini would possibly do a donut, and then thinking maybe I read it wrong and Matthew Broderick was doing donuts.

    38. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are a big company. They probably had to build a Content Management System with multi-level approvals and workflows to make sure that the poor schmuck they put in charge of the presence on FB doesn't mis-communicate their important message or inadvertently show the company in a bad light. That (hypothetical) system, plus all the goober PR and manager people that have to approve things is probably where the other $30 million went.

    39. Re:Whaaaa???? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Considering what the MBAs have done to the economy, I don't think I'd brag about having one.

    40. Re:Whaaaa???? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      That was kind of my point, hidden in sarcasm.

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    41. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These folks go to bed by 9pm

      Sucks to have to get up in the morning and go to work. But yea, that's their demographic.

    42. Re:Whaaaa???? by tibit · · Score: 1

      Informative my ass if you base it on the source you cite. Do moderators just click on made up stuff because it looks enticing? Sheesh.

      Looking at worldwide Facebook users, women 26-34 are just as large a demographic as women 18-25. Yes, women 26-34 are leading by 0.1%, ha ha ha. Yet, men in same age ranges are actually a larger demographic - (26.6+26.4)*51.2 > (25.4+25.3)*48.8. The married part you've just made up -- it's nowhere to be found in the cited source.

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    43. Re:Whaaaa???? by tibit · · Score: 1

      It doesn't say that at all, sorry, do the multiplications and figure it out for yourself if you don't believe me.

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    44. Re:Whaaaa???? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I get to work at 9, I go to bed at midnight to 1 am. How early are these people getting to work?

    45. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A company that pays back the loan with interest and tries to remain in business by selling it's product maybe? That's a far better long term strategy than taking $500M and shutting your doors.

      (and yes, I know Grassley said the pay back was shell game, he was wrong)

    46. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What? You can absolutely target by specific interests. When you run an ad you get the option to show to people who have 'Liked' particular things. In principle you can advertise solely to your target market, i.e. you sell telescopes so you target people who have Liked astronomy/telescopes/stargazing. If anything it's better because you don't need to second guess what queries are most relevant.

      Having tried it, my company found it was useless too, but to say you can't target by interest is patently untrue.

    47. Re:Whaaaa???? by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Facebook is optimized for narcissistic _self_-promotion through _telling_ your echo chamber how great you are, not for _showing_ others your status even through the usual consumption displays that are required to promote _others_.

      How did this off-topic flamebait get modded insightful? Yes, Facebook is full of people who think the world wants to know what they had for lunch and how great they are. It's also full of people who don't know any other way to have a social life (not like those of us who read and comment on Slashdot all the time). And it's full of people who just like sharing good news and bad with their friends and family in a way that makes it easy to share with all of them quickly, and find out in a few minutes how all of them are doing when you don't have time for 150 phone calls a day.

      Either the parent poster has never actually seen Facebook and is just parroting the trash talk that the smug digirati like to spout, or (s)he only has friends who post shallow, narcissistic crap. As for me, when I see a close friend announce the birth of a new baby or mourn the loss of a loved one to cancer, my first thought isn't "Yeah, you narcissist, you're really getting off on all the attention you get telling us how great you are". No, I share in that friend's joy and sorrows because that's what friends do.

      I hate Facebook, I really do -- for the privacy violations, for the constant flood of ads, for the pointless so-called "games" that are just revenue boosters with no creative content whatsoever -- but I also see it for what it is, and I know how to use it to meet my needs (keeping up with friends and family on a large scale) without giving my life over to the less pleasant aspects of it.

    48. Re:Whaaaa???? by littlebigbot · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with anything?

      GP said a large demographic of FB users are married women 25-33 (and insinuated he meant largest, from the following sentence where he said the second largest is men the same age range) then he linked a citation that doesn't support his numbers, the article doesn't even mention marital status. While chastising GGP for being ignorant of the demographics. And he got modded 5 informative.

      And this doesn't even have anything to do with his argument that GM is somehow trying to sell a $40k car to Turks, when there is no indication of this. I assume FB ads can be targeted by at least country or some sort of demographic, but I dunno.

    49. Re:Whaaaa???? by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      So wait, are you trying to say that married women 25-33 aren't losers that spend all day posting on facebook about their shitty lives and can't afford expensive cars? Because as someone that unfortunately has to interact with quite a few married women 25 - 33 (mothers of my kids' friends, family, etc.), I would say a lot of them - especially the ones on facebook - are.

    50. Re:Whaaaa???? by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 2

      Hey, $10 million of that $40 million was spent directly on ads. So it's only $30M they've been paying one guy to post once a day under their login. Totally a legitimate use of taxpayer funds.

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    51. Re:Whaaaa???? by crazyjj · · Score: 2

      A company that pays back the loan with interest

      Uh, no they haven't. The U.S. government gave GM about $50 billion, including buying an all-but-worthless 60 percent stake in the company. Of that, GM has paid back less than $7 billion. Current government estimates are that the total loss to U.S. taxpayers is going to be about $8 billion, in the end.

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    52. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently GM's demographic is not only retired, but also too senile to realize it.

    53. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if what you are saying is true, you should get the pole out of your ass, and not criticize a post that was purposely funny.

      Besides, GP wasn't that much off the target, either. The 26-34 group is only slightly larger on Facebook than the 18-25 and 13-17 groups. Put these two together, and you get half of Facebook's population. Not exactly the demographics to be targeted with new car ads.

    54. Re:Whaaaa???? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I *don't* have an MBA, but with my long experience in IT and business process, I would have insisted on defining the expected outcome, with metrics to measure success. That would have uncovered a demographic mismatch, and likely other problems as well.

      While that is a good start, part of the problem was there is really no good data to show relationships between clicks, dealer visits, and actual sales. While their are desired outcomes (buy a car) the metrics and targets used for more traditional advertising probably is not relevant to online ads on Facebook, especially given FB's pricing model. Without good data and analysis, GM essentially said "Hell, let's give it a try. $40 mill? We spend more than that parties and booth bases and stall studs at car shows. Give it a try and let's see what happens." When it flopped the simply ended the trial.

      NPR had a nice piece on Morning Edition - they actually ran a test with a NO pizza place. End results - $240 spent on ads after much refining of terms to use for placement, $0 sales and one $10 donation from someone who thought it was cool they were on Facebook.

      I have worked with MBA's, and most of them are idiots. They can't seem to think using the material from their coursework. And the newly minted MBA's? Holy shit, they think they walk on water, when I wouldn't trust most of them to walk my dog.

      Sounds like most new grads, no matter their major.

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    55. Re:Whaaaa???? by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      While true, it would kill the narcissistic group effect. What narcissist would buy a product that has been disliked by half the world? They'd immediately lose their hip and cool status if they bought it.

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    56. Re:Whaaaa???? by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Depends on your product. I would expect Facebook to be a strong market for hipster style affordable bling. Guys and Gals who really want to be seen with their mePhone, StarSmucks Coffee cup, and Abercrumy T-Shirt.

      They may not be the target demographic for say Tiffany or $40K+ automobiles. GM needs to sell less expensive cars as well but that market is not discerning. Getting someone to choose a Sonic over a Civic is a matter of getting them into your dealership first in most cases. The giant inflatable gorilla may well be a more effective startegy that Facebook for that market.

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    57. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, but his point still stands. If his loser friend spends 30 hours a week on facebook and the average married women spends 20 minutes, most ads are still being shown to people like his loser friend. I prefer to be polite, but since you chose to be rude to crazyjj, I'll add this. Its nice that you don't understand basic mathematics, grammar and spelling (reread your first line), but still don't let your ignorance prevent you from writing a post. Heh heh!

    58. Re:Whaaaa???? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Erh... then I don't get the ad. Why would I want a car that wears out my tires quickly?

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    59. Re:Whaaaa???? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Judging from the state economy is in and who runs economy: Probably economy.

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    60. Re:Whaaaa???? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      The giant inflatable gorilla may well be a more effective startegy that Facebook for that market.

      Not me....

      I only stop for the "whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" displays !!!

      :)

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    61. Re:Whaaaa???? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So it's only $30M they've been paying one guy to post once a day under their login. Totally a legitimate use of taxpayer funds.

      Hey...give the poor guy a break...out of all that, he has to pay union dues too you know...

      :)

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    62. Re:Whaaaa???? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      And the loss to taxpayers if 3 million auto parts jobs were lost in cascading bankruptcies? It wasn't just GM about to go under, but their suppliers as well. Suppliers who also provide parts to Ford, Chrysler, and all the foreign car manufacturers with plants in the U.S.

    63. Re:Whaaaa???? by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Matlock? I didn't think they were marketing to kids? Zoetropes and vaudeville are where the marketing shillings should go.

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    64. Re:Whaaaa???? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Why would I want a car that wears out my tires quickly?

      Well, if you can afford a performance car that can do quality doughnuts, and burnouts...you could likely afford the tires too.

      Price of admission for the ride and all......of course, none of this applies to the cars they've been discussing like a Scion or Civic..ugh...'family cars'.

      [shudder]

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    65. Re:Whaaaa???? by Herr+Brush · · Score: 1

      Well obviously the NPR test was flawed. Most people prefer pizza to NO pizza. While there are some who would pay for a simple NO pizza diet plan (a foll and his money are easily parted), it would be difficult to target them as a group.

    66. Re:Whaaaa???? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      they actually ran a test with a NO pizza place

      Ok...trying to figure out what a NO Pizza place is....?

      Did you mean a New Orleans Pizza Place?

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    67. Re:Whaaaa???? by xevioso · · Score: 0

      I'm sick of people using the word hipster in a derogatory way. What is a hipster? There's only one valid definition.

      A hipster is someone you perceive to be cooler than you.

    68. Re:Whaaaa???? by MogNuts · · Score: 1

      You're both right actually.

      Ever see the pages of most of the people on Facebook? Girls, posing in clubs with the smoochy lips, in slutty clothes at a club with a drink in their hand. Guys, shirtless, at a club, or with drinks in their hands.

      Now keep in mind I'm speaking from the viewpoint as a male in my early thirties who is successful career-wise. Have you ever met people at those clubs and lounges? Most ARE losers. Yea, they look good. Except they have jobs that pay $30k or less, and spend their entire paycheck on fancy expensive clothes and all drive brand new 3 series BMW's or C-class mercedes. When I used to make 70k a year I couldn't even afford that!

      Also, wasn't there an article a while back saying that while FB has presence, a business (not celeb-utant or other personality) doesn't see ROI for its brand on a facebook page?

      Take it from me. I used to be a Director or Marketing. At the end, it's all about the ROI. GM's marketing analysts crunched the numbers and said "fuck it--not worth it." Just because something is all hyped up doesn't make it worthwhile. Look at Apple: everyone thinks that the App Store makes millionaries, when it reality 70% don't even break even and the rest make $10k per year AT BEST.

    69. Re:Whaaaa???? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      I think you both might be right to an extent. The OP didn't say "everyone on Facebook is a narcissist." He said that Facebook is optimized for narcissists. There's a big difference. I think he's probably right about that, just as I fully agree with you that there's lots of people who just use Facebook as a way to have a social life when their friends are geographically dispersed, or they're trying to make contact with people from their past, etc. Facebook is good for those things, but that doesn't mean that the people who designed FB optimized it for those uses; they really did seem to optimize it for much worse things (stupid pointless "games", crappy ads, and narcissism). If you're just using it in a more benign manner to just keep up with some friends living in other places, you're not making full use of the site.

    70. Re:Whaaaa???? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. It's slang for making your car do circles, usually in parking lots, like the previous poster said. While some people might do it just with pure horsepower and burning rubber, most do it with the aid of something to specifically reduce traction, such as water, snow, or McDonald's serving trays locked under the back tires.

    71. Re:Whaaaa???? by tixxit · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not the problem, the problem is that it's global. The majority of users are outside the US. So, selling 40,000 dollar car to someone in turkey isn't exactly going to work. Here is a breakdown.

      We used FB for some ads at the last place I worked. They are actually incredibly targeted. On a location scale, you can target people in a single city, no need to even talk about countries. Moreover, you can target by age, education, etc. So, you have a $80k luxury car want to advertise? You can target people over 40 with post secondary education. What about a "hip" econobox? You can target young, recently graduated 20-somethings. You can even choose to just include just people with majors that will most likely have jobs. Check out FBs page on targeted advertising.

    72. Re:Whaaaa???? by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      More than likely, GM contracted the profile maintenance out to some social media marketing company, rather than using a basic marketing strategy. KISS

    73. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 people maintaining a free facebook profile and getting paid a million each. Where can my wife apply for this position?

    74. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False. A hipster is someone you perceive to be someone that perceives themselves to be cooler than you. Bigdifferencebro

    75. Re:Whaaaa???? by zlives · · Score: 1

      hmmm, i thought that it was some one you could point at and laugh...

    76. Re:Whaaaa???? by gshegosh · · Score: 1

      Careful, native english speakers (well, the guys anyway) would probably interpret a babe "doing" donuts as insertion fantasies

      Exactly.

    77. Re:Whaaaa???? by DinDaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the newly minted MBA's? Holy shit, they think they walk on water, when I wouldn't trust most of them to walk my dog.

      Good thinking. They'd probably be halfway across the lake before they noticed your dog had drowned.

    78. Re:Whaaaa???? by kermidge · · Score: 2

      Maybe I'm just old but to me a hipster is a poseur, always grasping the latest flash and trash to appear hip.

      Someone who is hip sees through the bullshit and acts accordingly.

      But then, I found it interesting growing up with Maynard G. Krebs and with the Dharma Bums and Lenny Bruce somewhere on the horizon to years later sitting a table sharing pitchers of beer with G. Gordon Liddy and Timothy Leary.

    79. Re:Whaaaa???? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > So it's only $30M they've been paying one guy to post once a day under their login.

      Well, obviously, it's more than one guy. The "advertising on Facebook" departement at GM probably has a staff of over a hundred markedly overpaid people doing ISO-9000 reviews and Six Sigma and whatever else it takes to get something as simple as posting to a Facebook profile done in an organization as large and lethargic and poorly run and restricted by out-of-control union regulations as GM.

      In other words, Facebook is not in any way related to the problem that GM is having. The eventual bankruptcy and liquidation of GM by their creditors has been a foregone conclusion since the forties. It was only a matter of time.

      I'm not saying Facebook isn't a problem. I'm saying they're not GM's problem. GM's problems go WAY beyond the question of whether any specific advertising venue is "worth it".

      You want to know if advertising on Facebook is worth it or not? Don't ask GM. Ask McDonald's. *They* know how to do advertising in a way that results in profit. If they can't make Facebook advertising pay off, no one can.

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    80. Re:Whaaaa???? by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      I'm sick of people using the word hipster in a derogatory way. What is a hipster? There's only one valid definition. A hipster is someone you perceive to be cooler than you.

      You can say that all you like, it doesn't make it true. I'd always understood a "hipster" to be one who appropriates and cheapens symbols of authenticity by using them as the ultimate in inauthentic fashion symbols- then discards them when such usage dares to become too popular.

      And it looks like I was more right than you... From Wikipedia:-

      Christian Lorentzen of Time Out New York argues that "hipsterism fetishizes the authentic" elements of all of the "fringe movements of the postwar eraâ"beat, hippie, punk, even grunge," and draws on the "cultural stores of every unmelted ethnicity," and "regurgitates it with a winking inauthenticity."

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    81. Re:Whaaaa???? by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I'm as old as I feel! Now get off my lawn.

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    82. Re:Whaaaa???? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Wrong! A hipster is someone who thinks he is cooler than me. Of course that derogatory.

      Also, hipster has become synonymous with "psuedo-intellectual", since, well, they are.

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    83. Re:Whaaaa???? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      It was a joke... "Women 18-25 followed closely by men 18-25", as if they are being stalked... :)

    84. Re:Whaaaa???? by lgw · · Score: 1

      or McDonald's serving trays locked under the back tires

      Wait, what? How would that even? Ohhhhh ... you mean a front-wheel-drive car. I sometimes forget people drives those. How sad.

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    85. Re:Whaaaa???? by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      A hipster.

    86. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here's where they throw in the bait- add the long-coveted 'Dislike' button on the ad pages and company groups.

      On a related note, I love it when an ad for homeopathy comes up. I always flag it as "misleading".

    87. Re:Whaaaa???? by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Dinner time? If I watch your ad after 4:30

      Maybe it's a regional thing, but most older people where I live refer to lunch as "dinner", and refer to the evening meal as "supper." And yes, you have to be careful to translate depending on your audience, as they may think you are referring to "lunch" when you say "dinner."

      To my friends and wife, I say "dinner". To my parents I say "supper".

      If I say "supper" to my friends, they call me grandpa. If I say "dinner" to my parents, they think I mean lunch. :(

    88. Re:Whaaaa???? by Jozza+The+Wick · · Score: 1

      Maybe the smarter ones don't let on that they have an MBA...?

    89. Re:Whaaaa???? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's a rather dumb attempt at a joke when most of the cars in the world are FWD these days.

    90. Re:Whaaaa???? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Even so, that was my honest reaction. Intellectually, I know they're common, but dammit that's not how a car should be!

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    91. Re:Whaaaa???? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that the men are stalkers by default?

      Sure. Who hasn't done a bit of stalking once in a while.

      Pls excuse spelling errors and typos. It's hard to type properly while hilding my binoculars, especially as behind this hedge is the only place I can get free wifi.

      Anyway as I was saying, who hasn't. OOh! The police! Heh. Someone's in trouble. This'll be fun to wa

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    92. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. The bonch sockpuppets are out in force on this story. Nice karma whoring opportunity I guess.

    93. Re:Whaaaa???? by TWX · · Score: 2

      Hipsters don't buy anything. That's for other people. They were in to buying things before everyone was doing it.

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    94. Re:Whaaaa???? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it IS how a car should be, if you want to put the engine in the front and it's not a sports car (like the Corvette where it's able to get a nearly-idea 50:50 weigh ratio) where poor-weather traction isn't really important (no one drives their Corvette in the snow).

      A rear-engine, RWD car like the Tucker makes some sense, but there's problems with that approach too: all the weight in the back makes its handling dangerous for poor drivers (which is almost all of them), and it's probably impossible to get a good weight distribution with such a car without moving the engine forward to where it's "mid engine", and that basically destroys all utility the car has. Mid-engine cars are great if absolute performance is your only concern, but for anything else they're totally impractical.

      Things may very well be different in the future however, with electric drivetrains replacing large and heavy ICE engines. This will probably make totally different configurations of car feasible.

    95. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The threshold for liking something in FB does not appear to be very high for some people. Some people like 500 or even 5000 stuff... Yes there appear to be people who like "vegetarian" AND "Burger King". Perhaps they prefer their burgers to be made from vegetarian cows, but I doubt that helps the advertisers.

      Showing telescope ads at a "random" time to someone who has "liked" telescopes on facebook is less likely to convert to a sale than showing telescope ads to someone who is actively searching for "telescopes" on Google.

      But seems FB is charging about the same as Google.

    96. Re:Whaaaa???? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I was shocked at the 'quarter of that into paid advertising'. That means that $30M/year is being spent elsewhere. Now, I could see a fraction of that - a couple dozen people to keep the page maintained, answer questions and what not. A few million a year producing apps, videos and other equivalents of real life 'freebies' like free pens, flashlights, and cups.

      The $10M worth of paid advertising; on a per click basis isn't that bad when you remember that Car companies still aren't likely to sell anything by the 'click', and traditional media normally doesn't have a 'click' at all. They advertise on TV so that when I go to buy a new car, I remember to visit the GM lot.

      If anything, GM's facebook page should be less part of the advertising budget and more of the customer service budget - answering questions, arranging recalls, pointing out the nearest service station/dealership, etc...

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    97. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't GM want to sell a car to a person in Turkey?

    98. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the part that caught my eye, I must say.

    99. Re:Whaaaa???? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      But then, I found it interesting growing up with Maynard G. Krebs and with the Dharma Bums and Lenny Bruce somewhere on the horizon to years later sitting a table sharing pitchers of beer with G. Gordon Liddy and Timothy Leary.

      I don't recognize any of those names (damn hipster)

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    100. Re:Whaaaa???? by kermidge · · Score: 1

      "I don't recognize any of those names (damn hipster)"

      Well, first, I ain't no hipster. Old, maybe, or getting there. F'rinstance listening to "Love: Forever Changes" from '68 just now.

      Krebs might well be obscure these days - it was Bob Denver's first big TV role on "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis"; you may recognize him as Gilligan from "Gilligan's Island" which last I looked was still in syndication from '64-'67.

      But seriously, you haven't heard of Liddy or Leary? Liddy, who was in charge of the crew who burgled the Democratic Party HQ at the Watergate and has had a long-running radio talk show? Leary, who popularized the use of LSD for personal exploration and medical use along with Richard Alpert (Baba Ram Dass) back when he was a prof at Harvard. You've heard the phrase "Tune in, turn on, drop out."? That's Leary.

    101. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are ads on FB? Oh, right. I'm set up to block those.

    102. Re:Whaaaa???? by lgw · · Score: 1

      I'd put it differently: the way a car should be is a 50/50 weight balance, steering with the front wheels and pushing with the back. Anyhting else gets goofy, in one way or another.

      So far, electric drivetrains are no lighter than ICE drivetrains, heck I'm not sure they're lighter even if you dont count the batteries (which are quite heavy indeed). But I doubt it will change anything in terms of the drivetrain from behind the engine: geeks like to imagine an electric hub motor inside each wheel and other such stuff, but sadly unsprung weight is really bad, so a single electric motor in one of the places ICE motors are found today just makes sense.

      However, I would really like to see true hybrids, where the gas engine is just a generator. That can allow pretty radical changes in power generation, from exteral combustion to IC turbines (turbines get a bad rap, but unfairly so IMO as most were built with the weight/reliabilty tradeoffs one makes for aircraft) - either way you can be extremely flexible in what fuels you burn, and get vastly better efficiency.

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    103. Re:Whaaaa???? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Go read some of the sites and forums by amateur EV builders. Electric motors are much, much lighter than comparable gas engines. Also, with electric motors, you can do cool things like put two smaller motors in the car, one in front and one in back, each driving a pair of wheels for AWD. Yes, hub motors do have the unsprung weight problem which keeps getting glossed over for some odd reason, but you can overcome that by just moving the motors inboard; you can even eliminate differentials by having a separate motor for each wheel (with a CV axle), driven at different speeds according to the steering angle. You could even move the brakes inboard on that same axle if you wanted to (and the brakes can be much smaller since you can use the motors as brakes for regeneration).

      Gas engines would make terrible generators; if you're going to do that, you might as well move to diesel, as the efficiency is so much better, especially for a single-speed engine. And I've never seen any turbines that come close to piston diesel engines in efficiency; their sole advantages are power-to-weight ratio and mechanical simplicity (and in tanks, flexibility with fuel). They have never, ever been efficient, instead quite the opposite. If there was a way to make efficient turbines, it would have been done by now for some industry, either marine, freight trains, etc. Instead, they all use hybrid diesel-electric powertrains with piston engines. The marine and rail industries have been doing hybrid powertrains for many decades now, and they don't use turbines. The only turbines that even approach being efficient are enormously large, like the ones in power plants; these are far too large to put in a passenger car, or even a train locomotive.

    104. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is so bad I don't know where to begin. That definition is not only invalid, it's also useless. The definition is vague, and depending on the audience/reader, it's either too broad or too narrow. If I have really low self-esteem, then, by definition (or definitions, yours of "hipster" and the accepted one for esteem), almost everyone would be a hipster. Conversely, if I have overly high self-esteem, then, by definition, there is no such thing as a hipster (since no one could possibly be cooler than me). If I have a healthy self-esteem, it is not at all clear who I might think is cooler than me. In fact, i probably don't waste my time worrying about it.

      Now, currently, when I think of "hipsters" i think of people (1) who now wear tacky/dorky glasses that _were_ only "cool" (on a select few people) because the original person wearing them in a cool way had embraced the look despite others judging i as geeky (this original wearer probably wore them out of some necessity or practicality or just for kicks or just to reject the negative stigma. Now _some_ people (read: hipsters) wear them because they think it's cool (but that wasn't the original point); (2) who ride old bikes that they paid close to "new" bike prices for (again, the original riders did so out of necessity or practicality: Being a cyclist, i train on a bike i'd rather not ride to work b/c i'd have to leave it outside and the components practically ask to be stolen under those circumstances. Inexpensive current model bikes generally have cheap, frustrating, and unreliable components, so i sought out older bikes to have a decent, though probably heavier, bike for commuting. I had a few leads for bikes between $30 and $100, and almost had such a bike before it suddenly became hip to ride these bikes, and now it's hard to find a decent one for under $400).

      So, in the spirit of charity, I offer two alternative definitions, one of which you may have meant and just mixed up your pronouns:

      (1) A hipster is someone who perceives her/himself to be cooler than me.
      (2) A hipster is someone who imitates someone s/he perceives to be cooler than her/him.

    105. Re:Whaaaa???? by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

      Just because you pasted the Wikipedia info after your rant doesn't mean that it actually happened in that order.

    106. Re:Whaaaa???? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Just because you pasted the Wikipedia info after your rant

      You can try to paint my level statement of fact a "rant" all you like, doesn't make it true. :-P I'd have said the OP's misguided whine was closer to a rant if that's what you were looking for.

      doesn't mean that it actually happened in that order

      The implication being that I looked up the meaning on Wikipedia and then wrote the intro? But if I hadn't known that in the first place, I wouldn't have known that the OP was talking out of his backside and hence felt the need to reply, let alone look up WP to back up what I said. (^_^)

      And FWIW, it wasn't meant to show how smart I am- on the contrary, it was meant to show that the mass of "people" the OP was whining about misusing the term were the ones who knew what they were talking about and the OP him/herself was the idiot. :-)

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    107. Re:Whaaaa???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the last $30MM went to year-end bonuses, just guessing.. >:-D

    108. Re:Whaaaa???? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Even if we accept that as true (which I do not), we would have been much better off bailing out the suppliers with some cash to help carry them over, rather than to plow the cash into a worthless failed company like GM.

    109. Re:Whaaaa???? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      So, you have a $80k luxury car want to advertise? You can target people over 40 with post secondary education.

      When he is looking for a good suit to wear to his business presentation? Way to irritate a user. Newsflash : not everyone who can afford a luxury car is looking for it all the time. Either he is not interested, or he already has 2 and not interested anymore.

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    110. Re:Whaaaa???? by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Either he is not interested, or he already has 2 and not interested anymore.

      Yep, no other options. How he got those 2 luxury cars, I'll never know, because buying one is clearly not an option.

    111. Re:Whaaaa???? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Ok, either / or probably suggest exclusive possibilities which I never meant. But there are a million other things a rich person could be looking for at a given moment other than expensive cars. But no, poor rich bloke will get to see ads of expensive cars when he is not looking for them.

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    112. Re:Whaaaa???? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "I don't recognize any of those names (damn hipster)"

      Well, first, I ain't no hipster.

      *swoosh*

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    113. Re:Whaaaa???? by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding, took me a while. Nice catch, thanks.

  2. NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're perhaps wondering about how this works out for smaller businesses, NPR built an anecdote out of a small locally owned pizza joint in New Orleans trying their hand at targeted social advertising. For $240 they doubled their Facebook fans (at the cost of nearly $1 per 'like') and weren't so sure they'd see the return on that money after asking customers one evening where they heard about Pizza Delicious.

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    1. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But so what. Did these people buy more or even any pizza from this restaurant. I'm not on Faceborg and so I admit I'm biased but if there's no return, from a revenue generation perspective, it's money down the drain.

    2. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      That story doesn't ask or answer the question: Was there more business coming in after the Facebook ads?

      They just asked if the people coming in the door were there because of Facebook.

      Which one is more important?

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    3. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      I heard that this morning. Finally someone said they would *donate* $10 to their cause. I doubt many bigger companies will have that kind of response.

      The thing I think Wall Street is missing is that people tune those ads out or block them. Maybe Facebook has come up with some new methods to lock people into getting the message but if they make it too onerous, people will simply quit Facebook.

      I also heard an analysis on NPR yesterday that talked about how the price to earnings was sky high and to actually be worth what the IPO is intended to go for, Facebook will have to soak up a huge percentage of the entire world's advertising dollars.

      Maybe Facebook has some secret plan up their sleeve, but I won't be buying any.

    4. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      Also, with more employers using Facebook to spy on employees, as well as spouses spying on spouses, etc, there is a disincentive for users now building.

      And as Facebook tries to cash in on the associations and data mining, users will have to be forced to look at even more ads.

      I wouldn't bet on it being a good investment.

    5. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by bitingduck · · Score: 2

      The thing I think Wall Street is missing is that people tune those ads out or block them. Maybe Facebook has come up with some new methods to lock people into getting the message but if they make it too onerous, people will simply quit Facebook.

      I tune them out so well that I still can't picture where the ads are on facebook.

    6. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by wcrowe · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not a fan of Facebook -- deleted my account last year -- and I am inclined to believe that they are overvalued. However, I don't think NPR's experiment is valid. Let's say there's this place I know called Bob's Bar where they also serve pizza. A number of my friends know about Bob's Bar too. Let's say Bob's Bar has a Facebook presence, and buys some advertising targeting myself and some of my friends. Then, while on FB, me and some of my friends (some of whom have never been to Bob's Bar) decide we're going to meet at Bob's Bar for drinks and pizza on Friday night. If someone interviewed us at Bob's Bar, neither me nor any of my friends would say we had heard about Bob's Bar via FB. But that doesn't mean the advertising didn't pay off. We could have met up anywhere for pizza and drinks, but because Bob's was on our collective FB radar, we went to Bob's.

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    7. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by localman57 · · Score: 1

      Or, you're tuned in, and don't even know it. Like subtle product placement in movies. You're being advertised to, and you don't even know it... The best advertising is advertising that makes you think that you developed a desire for the product independently, rather than being advertised to.

    8. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Informative

      I also heard on the radio this morning that one survey said 50% of Americans think Facebook is a fad. That doesn't bode well for their future, even if most Facebook users aren't American.

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    9. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by jitterman · · Score: 4, Informative

      They don't believe so (I also heard the story this morning), as they asked people who came into the store if they had done so because of the FB exposure. No one had (though one generous soul donated $10 on line because of it). Not a great way to spend $240 on advertising.

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    10. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      So what if no one *said* they had come in because of FB?

      Did more people come in or not? If yes, then the advertising worked. Whether the customers remembered Facebook or not.

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    11. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by AngryOldGuy · · Score: 1

      If they want to do proper analysis, they should hand out coupons or similar in the Facebook page. You can't still figure it out 100%, but it's much better than asking where people heard about the place.

    12. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by mortonda · · Score: 1

      That story doesn't ask or answer the question: Was there more business coming in after the Facebook ads?

      They just asked if the people coming in the door were there because of Facebook.

      Which one is more important?

      Opportunity cost. Even if enough people came in to break even on the cost of the Facebook ads, if the sampling of people indicated they heard about the place on the radio, it would be more cost effective to move the money over to the radio. This is why it is important to survey your customers from time to time to find what demographic they are.

      I once owned an ISP that put up a large ad in the pre-show slides at the movie theatre. It worked great for a year, as shown by the survey on our signup form. However, after a year went by, it seems that we had either exhausted that demographic, or the slides were broken (the few movies I went to seemed to support the latter). We shifted that advertising money elsewhere.

      I'll go with the business owner's research on this one.

    13. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by vlm · · Score: 1

      I once owned an ISP that put up a large ad in the pre-show slides at the movie theatre. It worked great for a year, as shown by the survey on our signup form. However, after a year went by, it seems that we had either exhausted that demographic, or the slides were broken (the few movies I went to seemed to support the latter). We shifted that advertising money elsewhere.

      Hmm lets think about this, get an internet account to download movies, so advertise at theater, what could go wrong... Although I'm guessing unless you owned a cable company you were doing 28.8 tops and movie downloading was not an issue.

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    14. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I just don't see that they did the right research.

      Did the advertising increase business? Nobody seems to know.

      Did the customers remember seeing a Facebook ad? No.

      Those aren't the same thing.

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    15. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      asking customers one evening where they heard about Pizza Delicious

      The data isn't going to be much better than anecdote if that's all the criteria they used.
      Not only is one day not nearly large enough for a sample size, it's not going to show much in the way of results. Social Advertising is the art of triggering word-of-mouth and association advertising. The guy in your story doesn't understand how this kind of advertising works; the payoff isn't in a sudden rush of people screaming "We saw you on Facebook!!!!". Rather, it's a general increase in business, and that's often difficult to directly associate with the ad campaign.

      And honestly, showing 700K people your ad for $240 isn't bad at all. They didn't say their click-through rate, but it was double the average. I guarantee that a fair number of people will just happen to decide to stop in and try them out.

    16. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by slack_justyb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is important to find out why more sales are occuring. Also, from the story, it doesn't sound like they had a huge return, so I would guess that sales growth was about flat. The pizza place most likely will get more interest from the NPR story, than from Facebook. That's because it's free to "like" someone or something, so people do not value a "like" over actually forking over cash. Also, Facebook ads are about par with AdWords. Google makes a good chunk of cash on AdWords, but nowhere near the realm that Facebook will need to justify its IPO.

      So that is to say, that maybe Facebook will be as succsessful as Google and maybe a little more so. However, because Facebook is coming out of the gate with such a high IPO, they are banking on being eleven times more successful than Google every year. I find that extremly hard to swallow. However, once Facebook is public they'll need to start spending like crazy to prove that their system works. There are a lot of critics about how successful their model is and it won't be easily overcomed.

      In my opinion, and its just that my opinion, Facebook has set themselves up for failure with their public offer. Eventually investors are not going to see the insanely high super returns they are expecting from a $100 billion company. Once they start loosing investors and thus capital, Facebook is going to be under a lot of pressure to return to a $100 billion company. The type of pressure that usually breaks companies rather then build them back up, usually the CEO brings some calm to the situation and total company collaspe can be avoided. I just don't see Mark Zuckerberg being that slick of a guy to be savy enough to convince business types that everything is under control. Panic will ensue and crap will hit the fan. Where it goes form there is anybody's guess.

    17. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did more people come in or not? If yes, then the advertising worked.

      My god, where are the "correlation does not impose causation" people when you need them? You can't possibly believe what you just wrote. What happens if more people come in to the shop after I sprain my knee? Does that mean that spraining my knee "works" to bring in more customers?

    18. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if no one *said* they had come in because of FB?

      Did more people come in or not? If yes, then the advertising worked. Whether the customers remembered Facebook or not.

      Look, I know the "HERRRRRRP CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION DERRRRRRRRP" meme whenever anyone presents interesting evidence is thankfully long dead around these parts, but I'm really going to have to call you on it this time. Just because business increased at some point after doing a Facebook ad campaign does not necessarily mean said campaign was the reason business increased, especially if the customers claimed they don't recall anything on Facebook.

    19. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tune them out so well that I still can't picture where the ads are on facebook.

      Me too. I mean, you don't see any of us running off to purchase brand name merchandise at low, low prices.

    20. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what if no one *said* they had come in because of FB?

      Did more people come in or not? If yes, then the advertising worked. Whether the customers remembered Facebook or not.

      I farted yesterday, did more customers go to Pizza Delicious this morning? If so, they should pay me whenever I fart.

    21. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      You sound like a desperate online advertising drone...

    22. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I think to some extent the results depend on the nature of the business. Some businesses (like pizza joints) probably don't lend themselves to that kind of advertising as well as other kinds of businesses. Other than people new to the area (or visitors), does anybody go on-line to find a pizza place? You probably go to a new pizza place because you drove past it, you have heard about from someone else, or you have seen more traditional ads for it (ie the name and nature of the business has been drummed into your subconscious).

      On the other hand, I recently went to a new home-brew supply shop, and the guy asked how I heard about the store. I said 'facebook' and he said that is where almost everyone who has come in has heard about it. He said he spent several thousand dollars on radio ads (on the most popular station in the area) and got zero response. People are actively looking for that kind of store, so an on-line presence makes sense.

      Finally, my wife and I regularly eat at a local restaurant (the kind of place where most of the customers are regulars). They have a facebook page, and every so often they post some kind of 'todays special'. You can bet that on the nights they do that the place will be absolutely mobbed. Such a facebook presence may not do much to attract new customers, but it sure seems to bring existing customers back.

    23. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      When I even notice the ads on Facebook, they usually just trigger an "annoying company, don't buy their product" response if they even register at all... After seeing so much advertising for so long, some of us are starting to get good at tuning it out and ignoring it almost entirely...

    24. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's what their pizza smells like, they won't get much repeat business.

    25. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      If people come in after you sprain your knee, I'm taking a baseball bat to every joint in your body.

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    26. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by tibit · · Score: 1

      Spouses spying on spouses: that makes them perhaps legally married, but not really spouses. A spouse, to me as a guy, is someone I can tell about a girl that just walked by being hot. Heck, we should be able to discuss that in more detail if that's what we fell like. To her, I'm a guy she can tell that if it weren't for last night, she'd have slept with the cute neighbor. Or that she'd be in a mood for me if it weren't for me being stinky after work. What would one need spying for, in such a relationship, is beyond me. Conversely, why would anyone call a relationship that lacks such transparency "marriage" is beyond me too.

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    27. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by tibit · · Score: 1

      Same here. I only even noticed the little "sponsored" in the right sidebar. Heck, I think that I couldn't even tell what was in that right sidebar anyway, I never seem to need it for anything. If I happen to browse from Firefox, I have a greasemonkey script that kills that sidebar entirely.

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    28. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Adam+Appel · · Score: 1

      When I heard the donation of $10, the first thing I thought of was a FB employee plant to do some gorilla marketing of their own.

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    29. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once they start loosing investors and thus capital, .

      A Nitpick

      Once a company has an investor's money in return for common stock, the investor is not getting the money back from the company. They can only sell it to someone else, In which case, the company(Facebook) looses nothing.

      Yes, there are stock-buy-backs, but they are at the pleasure of management,and they are a mechnism for rewarding, (not refunding) investors.

    30. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      The problem with that is that people just post the link on some coupon aggregation site. If I want to order a pizza, I first decide what I want, then I search for a discount code. Usually I get 25-50% off. The company has gone to the expense of the advertising campaign with the coupons, but I don't even see it until after I've made the decision to order from them. And, as one company discovered, if they just lower their prices to a more reasonable level without all of these things then I buy from them a lot more often...

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    31. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      I wonder if said restaurant had a web page, and regulars knew it by maybe something on the menu that said
      "Watch for discounts on our web page"
      and then every so often they'd offer 2 for one or something on their web page, would they get the same response? Is this really much different from having specials on facebook? I am probably anything but typical, but my view is if a biz does not have a web page, I think they are not very successful, I google for what I am looking for, and skip any facebook entries. I want to see their web page, which I would hope would have all the relevant information about the company, in a format they control completely, and not some lame wall.

    32. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The restaurant in question does have a web page, and often the Facebook posts are just links to their page, but that is not the point. The point is that by posting something on their wall all of their customers who are interested will see it when they look at Facebook. Instead of the (potential) customer having to actively seek out a reason to go there it puts it right in front of him. If there are several restaurants like I like equally, the one who makes me do the least amount of work is likely to win on any given night.

      And that is the whole point of what I posted: there is a big difference between actively seeking something (a place to buy home-brew supplies), and passively getting information that may cause me to patronize your store again.

      I don't know why you would automatically discount businesses on Facebook. I can think of absolutely no reason to assume that a restaurant (or any other similar business) that only has a Facebook presence is in any way inferior to one that has a glitzy web page of their own.

      Maybe it depends on how you use Facebook. My 'friends' list is all actual friends and family, not the 2000 other people I went to high school with, or the friend-of-that-guy-that-was-at-the-bar-last-summer. My 'likes' are things I actually like. I guess if you are one of those people who wants to see how many friends they can collect or how many things they can 'like' then Facebook becomes pretty much useless for anything except narcissism.

    33. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      As I said in my comment, I am not typical, I don't use facebook, never have, no plan to either. Curious though, on your facebook account, does the restaurant magically have access to what you see when you login? Don't you still have to go to the restaurant's wall to see the discount? And again, how would that be different than bookmarking the restaurant's web page and then clicking in your browser to see if they are running a special. Better still, the restaurant could have an email they send to interested parties when there is a deal. Or even a text. Again, I just don't see where facebook brought anything to the table.

    34. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by tibman · · Score: 1

      Could you explain your business process more thoroughly? Which knee should we aim for? I'd like to pitch this to sales.

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    35. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by bws111 · · Score: 1

      When I log into Facebook, the first page I get to has recent posts made by friends and likes. I don't have to click on anything (except maybe to scroll). It is all right there in front of me. If the restaurant posted a description of tonight's special, I see it. If my friend posted a picture of his new baby, I see it.

      You could do a similar thing with email, but then the recipient still has to take action to read it. For me, that wouldn't work. I get too much email already, so I just skim through the list an look for important stuff, with the intention of going back to other stuff later, but never actually doing it.

      Text? NO! For one thing, they cost me money. For another, they are an interruption.

    36. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Only good thing about this is that they 'only' spent $240. You need to constantly innovate to stay in business, and not all innovations will be successes.

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    37. Re:NPR Looked at Pizza Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If customers do not remember seeing the ad, then it was a fail, this is standard market research.

      Facebook is just not very effective for advertising, aas no one actually pays any attention to them.

  3. Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Xphile101361 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but that doesn't seem to stop anyone. I've found that marketing rarely has ever been able to prove that the money they spend actually generates returns.

    1. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with google you at least somewhat translate click rate into revenue (e.g. say 3% of site users make a purchase, and you increase/decrease number of visitors with the dollars you give to google---it's a bit less ambiguous, as you're not pouring millions into something nobody may even see or notice).

    2. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 2

      but that doesn't seem to stop anyone. I've found that marketing rarely has ever been able to prove that the money they spend actually generates returns.

      Most of the "Proof" is kept secret. Companies all the time try an ad campaign in just one market before going national. That, and hiring people to view ads while eye tracking and what is essentially a polygraph to monitor their responses to specific ads.

      The problem is, even if the marketroids do science, it's a master marketer that sells his ads to the company. (internal or external) Even if the science says one thing, he's going to spin it so that he gets paid the most he can get.

      Yes, the Marketing Department does science. No, that science will not help you unless your well being coincides with the well being of the marketers.

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    3. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super Bowl adverts are for brand recognition, just as much as selling their wares.

    4. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well that's the case with all advertising, it's hard to know if, or how it ever directly pays off. For some things (like cars) you don't seriously expect someone is going to buy a car because they saw it on TV or Facebook or because GM owns a sports stadium. You're trying to create some hard to define 'brand awareness' so that when people think of cars they think GM, and give them enough of a sense of what you offer that they'll show up at a showroom.

      It sounds silly to say 'think GM' when buying a car, but it isn't. You want people to think GM is doing well enough that they can afford advertising, that they're in tune with whatever market facebook connects to (1/7th of the planet, and probably half the people in the world who are able to drive), in the case of a stadium you're creating the false impression they're being good corporate citizens, that sort of thing. If people don't see you advertising but they see someone else's then they assume you don't really have anything worth selling.

      In terms of internet advertising in general I think this is tricky. Just because you don't click on an ad doesn't mean you didn't see it, and doesn't mean it isn't contributing to your 'think GM when buying a car'. But if people are using ad blocking software they may not even be seeing your ad, so you get nothing out of it. Some people are completely overwhelmed by 'computers' and trying to advertise to them is about as useful as sending out GM fliers to nursing home patients. So I could see that facebook ads for cars may be worthless. That doesn't mean facebook ads for everything are worthless, or if they maybe need to use a different advertising approach on facebook (different size or style of ads, celebrity pitches, that sort of thing), but my guess is that Facebook ads don't have a lot of return for things that aren't related to Facebook, which is why, at least around here, it has only been this year that we finally started seeing ads that weren't extremely sketchy, and right now we don't see very many ads for things that aren't facebook related (although right now it's showing me a Diablo III ad).

    5. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by geekoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      More precisely:
      I've found that marketing rarely has ever been able to prove that the money they spend actually generates returns that exceed the oney spent.

      Ironically the except IS superbowl ads.

      " Earlier research by some of the same scholars also found that films advertised during the Super Bowl see as much as a 40 percent boost at the box office."
      http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/02/i_paid_4_million_for_this_.html

      Of course, their are other factors as well. If I buy an ad, that mean it's harder for my competitor t buy an ad, pop culture benefits, etc:
      http://money.cnn.com/2011/02/03/news/companies/super_bowl_ads/index.htm

      But is does seem superbowl ads are worth it in many cases.

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    6. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are completely overwhelmed by 'computers' and trying to advertise to them is about as useful as sending out GM fliers to nursing home patients.

      That actually sounds like a good way to sell Buicks. So GM may very well start to do this.

    7. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying that people aren't running out and buying cars based on a little ad they saw on Facebook?

    8. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this superbowel you speak of?

    9. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by buck-yar · · Score: 1

      Our company feels out products in this way: they have someone make a prototype, put it up on its main page saying New product:... click here to preorder, when there is no product even in the pipeline. Its all just a trial balloon to see if there's a market. Then they decide whether to design the product based on how many people "buy" it.

      To address your point that its hard to prove if advertising generates money, its really not. Our company has sales and big pushes where certain products are pushed heavily. We see sometimes 4x the demand for that product. We even have a calendar that has hard and soft deadlines for sales (on the company's 2012 calendar), so we know a year in advance when our peaks and valleys will be as far as sales. Its very clear from the volume of orders that marketing does work. Based off when people call (compared to when an ad started), we know exactly what ad people saw that caused them to call.

    10. Re:Neither are Super Bowl Ads... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I've audited a few online advertising and media companies, I'm no expert, but I have some working knowledge of the industry as a result of interviewing management and studying their books.

      They recognize results with different metrics for different approachs, and it can even change on a contract by contract basis. For the most part:

      -E-mail advertising is tracked on click-through (Cost per Action metric). Online advertiser only gets paid for the number of people clicking on the links to go to the website.
      -Display advertising typically operates on an "impression" basis. The immediate goal is not to make a sale, but to create a mental brand by establishing the name in the viewer's mindset. It's also an economic signaling activity(you can wiki it), where a company tells consumers that it is successful by blowing money on ads. For example, Product A is something you've never ever heard of in any way shape or form, vs. Product B which is a name you already know, but you've never bought one, and you don't even know anyone who's ever used it. With all other factors held the same (after all, you don't know anything else about these products you came across on the shelf), ad impressions make the difference. Thus online display advertising charges on a CPM (Cost per Mille) basis where the advertising companies bills based on how many Mille (thousand) displays they've produced.
      -Cost per Lead differs a lot on a contract by contract basis, but for the most part, the price charged is based on the number of leads an advertiser can mine up and provide to the campaign/buyer (who may scrub down the list on certain critera to eliminate leads they feel are no good).

      From an economic perspective, sometimes advertising is just to keep up with the competition. While you might not add sales, you need to appear relevant so that competitors don't scoop up your market share. So you advertise, and then they advertise to keep up with you, and then you get into a cold war pissing match of advertising that isn't actually growing the market or even increasing the sales of either. No money gained by either, but game theory requires them to participate anyway. Advertisers love it though, they win either way.

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  5. $30 million dollars?!?!? by sglewis100 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wait... $40 million dollars, a quarter of which ($10 million) was advertising. The rest was $30 million dollars of which $0 went to Facebook (accounts are free). Where did the rest go, does it really take $30 million dollars of payroll expenses to have a couple of people post status updates and photos? I realize they probably had review teams, photographers, marketing folks, customer service, etc - but $30 million dollars seems absurd.

    1. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For $40 million it would have been better to give away cars worth that much. Gets them on the street for people to see, gets folks talking about GM giving away cars. I bet giving away cars would generate some buzz on facebook without all the extra work and cost.

    2. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by kooky45 · · Score: 1

      They'll have spent a ton of money reprinting content to include their link to Facebook. All their TV, radio, press and web adverts will have been changed to report it too. You could argue that's a one-off cost though.

    3. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some of it probably went towards building Facebook apps. I've seen a lot of big brands build pointless Facebook apps to promote things via games, competitions, etc. They've got big advertising budgets and not much imagination, so they throw a tonne of it at digital agencies to come up with this crap. The agencies are more than happy to keep quiet and take their money instead of telling them they shouldn't be doing that.

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    4. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by sglewis100 · · Score: 2

      Yeah. I hate GM, but I'd LOVE their page for a car.

    5. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by bhcompy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What do you expect from Government Motors?

    6. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by localman57 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For $40 million it would have been better to give away cars worth that much. Gets them on the street for people to see, gets folks talking about GM giving away cars. I bet giving away cars would generate some buzz on facebook without all the extra work and cost.

      Most marketing guys would take exception to this. Giving away your product is very dangerous, as free and worthless are concepts that the brain tends to lump together.

    7. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      This is a fantastic idea. Make a drawing where everyone who "likes" your page on Facebook has a chance to win a car (say, 10 standard cars and 1 supercar: the supercar especially would draw a lot of people). It wouldn't require much initial work on their part: after a few people see it, millions would flock to "like" the page spreading it everywhere on Facebook.

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    8. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by wisnoskij · · Score: 0

      Ya, it is ridiculous.

      But I guess if you have 30 million dollars to spend you will find someone who will take it. But look at their profile (https://www.facebook.com/motorola) there is no indication that any money was spent on it, it looks like they have some minimum wage guy posting stupid, occasional, Motorola related articles.
        If I was them I would hire a small team, maybe one person, to manage the Facebook account and other online social media places. Other then travelling expenses and cameras (if they want to get really fancy and do real reporting), they would not need expenses.
      It would cost less then $100K a year and be just as effective.

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    9. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by sglewis100 · · Score: 2

      I think you are confusing Motorola with General Motors.

    10. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by vlm · · Score: 1

      GM sold only 2.5 million cars last year (they are a dying company, that is about half what they sold in the 90s, in fact pretty much the bailout destroyed about half their sales)
      That is $16 of facebook costs per car sold.
      So you could have a "rebate" where anyone who "likes" GM on FB gets a $15 coupon to print out.
      Personally I think it would be hilarious if new buyers were given the option of paying an extra $15 per car to not have them advertise on FB, just to generate buzzzzzz

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    11. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit you should totally get in to advertising!

    12. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by danhuby · · Score: 1

      The $30 million is probably across all brands, of which GM has 8. They probably have a page for each, and they have pages for particular models too - in some case several where a modal is used across several brands (Chevy Volt / Opal Ampera / Vauxhall Ampera). So they probably have quite a big FB presence.

      Still, it doesn't really add up - let's be generous and assume there are 50 pages each of which needs a full time employee to manage (which would be easy work). That's $600K per person and I'd be surprised if it costs more than $200K each when you factor in office costs, admin, etc.

      I'd guess the bulk of the money is ending up in the pockets of ad agency owners.

    13. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by danhuby · · Score: 1

      General Motorolas :)

    14. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      hire flash mobs to drive your cars around. Take up all the available parking in major cities with Chevys. It would piss everyone off and they would put it on the news. Then Chevy can apologize for the stunt, and provide a raffle for one of the cars used in the stunt, all you need to do is take a test drive...

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    15. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So modify the deal. Give away a pile of cars, but stipulate that they have to have advertising for GM painted on the side. Have it painted interestingly, not just a bland GM symbol with arial font text beneath it saying they can get 2% interest for 18 months or whatever blither most people don't understand they usually say on TV. This is where their marketing can come in, and see what styles of design, colour, etc are popular with whatever age group you'll be giving it away to is in. Make the GM logo look like a graffiti tag or whatever.

      There, now you're advertising with free cars, people notice the car because it doesn't look like a bland, whatever X default colour car like every other one on the road.

      Have some stipulation where they have to take the car into the shop once every 2 months or something, give it a once over. If it's been repainted, is trashed by way of neglegence or the owner obviously being stupid or something, have it in the contract to be able to call the deal off. Just don't be stupid about it. If word gets out that you're charging the owner of the free car $5000 to replace a door ding and a cracked bumper because someone rolled into the back of them slightly, the entire thing will backfire on you, and you will NEVER, EVER get the chance to try this type of advertising again.

    16. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      GM sold only 2.5 million cars last year (they are a dying company, that is about half what they sold in the 90s, in fact pretty much the bailout destroyed about half their sales)

      According to this, GM sold 9 million vehicles worldwide in 2011. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_motors

      Also, while the 2.5 million vehicles sold in the US in 2011 was half the number sold in 1999 (5 million), that figure is 25% higher than the number sold in 2009 (the year the bailout occurred).

    17. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      Gotta pay those "Social Media Strategists" (Web 2.0's numero uno BS job title) you know.

    18. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience marketing and worthless are concepts that tend to be lumped together.

    19. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by s122604 · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? GM sales have been improving since the bailout , and they have now equaled (or surpassed, it is very close), Toyota for the top spot in the world

      http://money.cnn.com/2011/06/13/news/companies/global_auto_sales_race/index.htm
      Comparing to the 90s is just not apt, not Toyota only sold 1.8 million, are they "dying" too?
      Cars are lasting longer than they ever had, and the world economy is still getting over the biggest collapse since the great depression, so such comparisons are not valid

    20. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mini Cooper did this already. Not sure how it worked out for them...

    21. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by modecx · · Score: 0

      Most marketing guys would take exception to this. Giving away your product is very dangerous, as free and worthless are concepts that the brain tends to lump together.

      Maybe that's why marketing guys extort companies for millions, and more often than not, they fail to get results for their customers?

      When Oprah had giveaways, they were consistently the most popular show. The new 2012 VW beetle scored ass-loads of publicity by having its silhouette reveled on her show. Everyone talked about it. News shows on competing networks, the internet, all over the place.

      If GM would have spent that $40 million and gave away a chance to win a brand new car that averaged $20,000 *RETAIL* price (that's upwards of 2000 cars depending on the models, they could give away 30+ cars a week over the course of a year) in exchange for a like on their facebook page, they'd instantly have a direct connection to a big chunk of the US facebook population. It would be all over the net, the news....exposure and good will you couldn't buy for ten times the amount. They'd probably melt FB's database.

      From there, they could give these free things VALUE by having interviews with the recipients telling everyone on the goddamn net what their new car means to them, relating GM cars to real Americans, who love their new car, instead of to disposable marketoid mercenaries. All of it delivered right to the homepage of millions of new fans. There's bound to be a few good stories, and the reality is, it would be cost neutral to a corp like GM.

      Look at GoPro. They make a couple models of camera, and largely as a result of giving away everything they make to one person a day, and they have over 2 million likes. Every post they make goes to 2 million people. Orders magnitudes more people actually own a GM car or truck, and their flagship brand only has about a million likes. Huh.

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    22. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you generously round up to $200k/year, that's 150 employee-years worth of work done. That is a gigantic amount of labor considering no one seems to know GM even had a Facebook page. They could have produced an entire season of a prime time network TV show, or made a good video game, or a movie, or... It boggles my mind they threw it away on a Facebook page. The next time someone talks about government waste, I'll be mentioning this.

    23. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Hell, it would be better to advertise on Facebook by saying anyone that mentions "GM" or any of the subsidiaries in a post, while having a "like" to the GM page is eligible for a random chance at a car, giving away one car per week for the next year. That would generate ALL sorts of free advertising that could be mined for more data value than anything Facebook is offering. Perhaps even offering a grand prize of "any car, truck or SUV made by GM, of your choice" at the end of the promo period. That would be a hell of a lot less expensive, get a lot more "astroturf" style publicity than anything. Hell, I'm not a GM guy, but I would probably write one GM based post a week just for the off chance of getting a free car.

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    24. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd imagine another chunk went to ads linking to their Facebook presence. You know like those stupid paper print ads with "f" buttons and urls to facebook on them. It's like it's the corporate geocities 15 years later. Except they all still have their actual web sites that they pay for. So it essentially makes their Facebook sites completely useless twitter feeds that probably nobody but the employees required to watch it actually do.

      I know when I had an account I had friends and acquaintances that I got sick of seeing their constant stupid status updates and blocked, along with pretty much any "fanpage" or business account or "app" which should have just been called spambot, since that's what they are. Then I realized that was pretty much everyone and everything that actually uses that site and just deleted it.

    25. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not to say it didn't have uses, in college when it was university emails only it was a decent coordination tool for group work and other classmate socializing with people I didn't necessarily want calling me every time they actually did work or needed me to help with something. But then again, at that point it was just basically public email.

    26. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Only if it's given away (or cheap) to everyone. Lots of competitions had iPads as prizes, but that didn't make anyone think iPads were cheap. GM could, for example, have picked 100 charities and given each of the a few cars to use as prizes in some fund raising things. Each of the charities would have advertised GM, got a load of money (probably more than the value of the car) and GM would have had its name associated with causes that people care about (the nice thing about this is that people who don't care about the cause in question will probably be unaware of the competition). Next time the people who didn't win the competition are thinking about getting a car, they'll remember that GM gave their favourite charity some cars to help raise funds. Oh, and they can probably write the donations off against tax, which they can't do with Facebook stunts.

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    27. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost there: Instead of giving it away up front, make it a free *lease*, forgiving the cost of the lease buyout at the end of the lease term, which coincides with the end of the advertising for that model year. It's much easier to terminate the lease when someone abuses or repaints the car. And they could also require repainting at the end of the lease to avoid having 6 year old trashed cars with just enough of your advertising remaining to turn people away.

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    28. Re:$30 million dollars?!?!? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hell, it would be better to advertise on Facebook by saying anyone that mentions "GM" or any of the subsidiaries in a post, while having a "like" to the GM page is eligible for a random chance at a car, giving away one car per week for the next year.

      And then you wind up giving the car to some guy who's been posting about how GM execs are a bunch of cocksmokers and GM hasn't made a decent whip since the sixties? Yeah, good luck selling them that promotion.

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  6. 40 Million? by bambewn · · Score: 1

    I'll maintain it for only 20M....

    1. Re:40 Million? by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I'll bid $19M

    2. Re:40 Million? by eepok · · Score: 1

      I'll do it for $15 million AND have actual conversations on the General Motors Facebook account, thus building actual relationships and re-creating a grass roots personality for the corporation.

    3. Re:40 Million? by JazzLad · · Score: 2

      No, no, you're doing it wrong. I'll do it for 45M. It is even more than GM is currently spending, so it must work better!

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  7. Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Narcissistic, insecure, low self esteem, they're on facebook to "be seen" and try to feel that their lives are worth something.

    Social media is a failure.

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    1. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by catseye · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know who else are losers? Slashdot users: Freetard neckbeards who only want to talk about Linux, hate all end users, and have poor hygiene.

      Am I doing it right?

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    2. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      You have to make duckface while saying that.

    3. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Daily Fail

      Yeah, reputable paper there, Barbie.

      Do you get your cancer research from the Sun too?

      Idiot.

    4. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by JazzHarper · · Score: 2

      Quoting the article that you cite, "Researcher Soraya Mehdizadeh from York University in Canada asked 100 students, 50 male and 50 female, aged between 18 and 25 about their Facebook habits."

      Clearly, that is not a representative sample of 900 million people. Your unwarranted generalization is rejected.

    5. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by thrillseeker · · Score: 2

      Hey! - how did you turn on my webcam?

    6. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      You won't get an argument from me wrt foot-cheese-eating RMS and his zealots.

      I'll revisit the question when they can produce a distro that doesn't end up crapping out after a few updates. In other words, probably not before we hit the Y2k38 bug.

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    7. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 0

      Rather than reject the study, why not show a study that contradicts it?

      Oh, wait - you can't, because the study only confirms what everyone has already experienced - that "social media" is b.s.

      I've seen too many "social media directors" outright lie as to how effective facebook is. They'll have just finished wasting an hour on it, and I'll ask them "what was the last post you read?" "I don't remember." "How about the one before that?" "I don't remember." "The one before?" "I don't remember." "Any of them?" "Well, um ... you're being unfair!!!!"

      All they remember is the s*** they posted. If that ...

      Facebook fans are worth 1/5 of a cent apiece - that's how much you pay when you buy them in bulk if you know where to look.

      Facebook, twitter, SEO, it's all G.I.G.O.

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    8. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your inability to be critical of what you read and discern the actual meaning of it points to a problem.

      You couldn't identify sarcasm if it came up and hit you upside the head.

      You were being mocked.

    9. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      The study itself wasn't conducted by the paper - it's just the first result in a search - there are plenty more.

      Are you really that stupid to not understand the difference between a report of some research and the research itself? You must be a heavy failbook user.

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    10. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Except that's not a data driven examination, but, instead, a stereotype. If you can't see the difference there, that's a serious problem.

    11. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Narcisstic, insecure people with low self esteem are ideal targets for most car advertisements.

    12. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know who else are losers? Slashdot users: Freetard neckbeards who only want to talk about Linux, hate all end users, and have poor hygiene.

      Am I doing it right?

      You must know better, as you're one of us! :-)

    13. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      ... and your inability to recognize the truth when it's spelled out in plain English marks you as the ideal "social media user."

      "Social media" is a bubble, a failure, a waste of time, energy and resources. Lazy marketers thought it would be the cheap, easy way to sell s*** to everyone. Instead, it's more of a wasteland than slashdot.

      GM has finally figured out what many of us have known for years. Don't be surprised if a few other companies start making the same noises.

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    14. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you late for your Warcraft raid?

    15. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Rather than reject the study, why not show a study that contradicts it?

      You really are a fucking moron.

    16. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      ... according to GM (and they should know, they spent $40 million a year to find out) not on Facebook, they're not.

      Money talks, b***s*** walks. The entire social media space is a bubble, and we're seeing parts of it burst .. look at how badly groupon is doing - anyone who paid $20 at launch, or $31.14 in the first frenzy, must have been freaking out when it hit $9.63.

      Facebook is going to be another groupon.

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    17. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >social media is for losers

      What the fuck do you think Slashdot is?

    18. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... I couldn't decide decide whether to mod this as "Funny" or "Flamebait".

      Best of luck with your apparently unrelaible GNU/HURD distribution. Perhaps you'd have a more satisfying experience with a different operating system, such as Ubuntu? (There are several top-notch Linux-based options, but there's no point in sifting through too many similar alternatives. If you have any trouble with the complexity of Ubuntu, then you'd probably find an iPad is just about right for you.)

    19. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money talks, b***s*** walks. The entire social media space is a bubble, and we're seeing parts of it burst .. look at how badly groupon is doing - anyone who paid $20 at launch, or $31.14 in the first frenzy, must have been freaking out when it hit $9.63.

      GRPN still has a market cap of around $7.8B. That's still higher than the rumored $6B GOOG offered them before they went public.

      From the venture capitalist's perspective (and the early employees' perspective), once the IPO lockup period expires and you sell your shares, what does it matter if the company succeeds or burns to the ground?

    20. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I don't have a neckbeard, you insensitive clod!

    21. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      In March, after upgrades to OpenSuse 12.1 ate my email, I tried Fedora 16, Slackware 13.37, the latest Debian and a few others. Of the bunch, Fedora, after a few initial hiccups, worked the best - until updates made it crap on itself as well.

      I was so desperate that I even tried (and immediately abandoned) the Win8 Preview.

      Eventually, settled on knoppix boot dvd + persistent overlay image on a usb key, and "upgraded" to Windows XP - it's the first time I'm using it in a decade. It now works faster than linux ever did, and it's stable.

      After 15 years of using linux, I've changed my tune, and tell everyone the same thing:

      Servers? FreeBSD - linux is not there yet, craps on itself on major upgrades way too often in comparison;

      Personal computers - buy a Mac or iDevice.

      Open source software? LibreOffice and Filezilla do their jobs well. Firefox is a gaping memory leaker that Mozilla has no interest in fixing, Thunderbird has its quirks, but try it if you want. If you need a WAMP get Uniform Server. GIMP does what it says, though it takes a bit of getting used to. For the rest, you're on your own.

      Take a barrel of crap, add a cup of wine, you still have a barrel of crap. Similarly take a barrel of wine, add a cup of crap, the result is still a barrel of crap. It's the same with linux - there are NO "top-notch" linux distros any more. Not when creaky old XP now beats them all in terms of performance, software and hardware compatibility, and dependability, and even a patched-up Vista runs WAY better and supports "supported by linux right there on the box" hardware better.

      You get what you pay for.

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    22. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      Please get your facts straight - google walked away after examining the books. There was no way that groupon was worth 6 billion - it's a huge ponzi scheme.

      Sure, people put their money into it knowing it was bogus - they figured there would be even greedier, bigger fools around to hold the bag.

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    23. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only are you self important, and a liar, but you are technologically incompetent.

      Is there *anything* you are good at besides being an asshole?

    24. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      oohh , lookeee, you're all butt-hurt because I said that BSD is better for servers and either Windows or an iDevice for consumers ...

      The fact is you can't even GIVE away linux. I've spent 15 years using it, and in the last couple of years, the distros have pretty much all gone downhill in terms of stability and ability to handle upgrades w/o breaking something.

      I don't like junking 15 years of experience, nor admitting that I wasted so much time pushing something that turned out to in the end to be just a semi-polished turd, but fortunately at least the BSD stuff is still relevant.

      But that's okay ... just keep forking those distros in the hope that one day one of them will stumble upon the "secret sauce" that gets Linux back up to 2% of the market, where it was before the current decade-long slide started. That would be a 100% improvement, but still a rounding error in the great scheme of things. hmmm?

      In the meantime, Android will continue to progress by hiding linux's failings, and the various distros (what is it, ~ 1,000 by now?) will continue their descent into irrelevancy.

      Really - everyone I know knows about linux, and NOBODY wants it any more - not even other developers I've worked with. We're ALL fed up. I was the last hold-out, but not any more. Frankly, I just don't give a d*mn any more. It's over. Futz around with different UIs all you want, it'll make no difference, because none of that addresses the core issues - hardware and software compatibility, the memory leaks in so many different programs (why should firefox take almost a gig under ANY circumstances, and not free up all the memory when you close all the tabs???) , the crapware ideas (example: Akonadai, which goes 180 degrees the wrong way wrt the unix philosophy), the fan-boi-ism, the refusal to admit that there are any problems, even when they're reproducible, the "well try this distro ... then this one, then this one, then this one" until you find one that works (until it doesn't a few updates later).

      Linux sucks for general use. The proof is obvious - people would rather pay Microsoft or Apple than put up with something that just! doesn't! work!

      "Oh, but Windows comes pre-installed!" So what? If Linux is so good, and Windows so bad, it should have been able to displace a significant portion of Windows installs. It hasn't. Win8+Metro is Microsoft's biggest mistake yet, but Linux won't be able to capitalize on it - people will either stick with Win7 or buy a mac. Or an ipad. Or an android. What they won't do is switch to any linux distro, because *their* experience has shown that they all suck. pAnd they don't care what some smelly foot-cheese-eating misogynist freak says. Their definition of freedom includes "freedom from having to fight with the OS on a regular basis to get anything done." On that basis, Linux has proven to be too expensive even if you value your time at $0.

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    25. Re:Heavy social media users are typically losers. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      What the fuck do you think Slashdot is?

      Antisocial media.

      Seriously, what 'social media' site allows you to identify people as friends but does not provide a mechanism for sending them messages?

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  8. I'll Beat Their Price! by Kagato · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey GM, I'll maintain your profile for $2 Million a year. By Grabthar's Hammer, oh what a bargain!

  9. Marketers: 1, Press: 0 by Hadlock · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Marketer 1: "hey, we don't have enough budget to advertise on Facebook"
     
    Marketer 2: "how do we reach the facebook crowd without spending money?"
     
    "Marketer 1: I know! Let's do a press release that says we can't afford advertising on Facebook, but spin it as us not wanting to advertise on facebook"
     
    Marketer 3: "that's a great idea! let's announce it just days before facebook's public IPO for maximum impact!"

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  10. It's not numbers, but time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Facebook has many eyeballs, but those eyeballs don't on average stick around as long as they do for television, or even print media.

    If you're a business and you're looking for real bang-for-buck, you're talking Hulu -- the 'middle ground'.

    Facebook IPO'ing now is a cash out, not a strategic move. If you remove Zynga from Facebook, it's not really worth anything.

    One day a social network will become something permanent, but Facebook won't be that network.

    1. Re:It's not numbers, but time by sycodon · · Score: 0

      I've never clicked on any Facebook ad. Never.

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    2. Re:It's not numbers, but time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didnt know facebook even had ads, thanks adblock! :)

    3. Re:It's not numbers, but time by rgbrenner · · Score: 2

      Businesses do not care about 'eyeballs' when it comes to online advertising. That was the way old media sold ads - the number of tv views; radio listeners; etc. Because there was no way to track the response from the ad.

      But online media has tracking. You can tell exactly what % purchase; how much each customer is worth; etc, etc etc. And any ads that don't have a clear ROI eventually die. Banner ads didn't disappear because of the number of 'eyeballs'.. they disappeared because they have terrible metrics.

      Google adwords has 44% of the total online advertising market. Guess why?

    4. Re:It's not numbers, but time by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Don't use Facebook, can't directly comment, but I'd think from the advertisers' standpoint Hulu's "Is this ad appropriate for you?" to be more useful than a like or dislike.

      And yeah, I think it's a cashout; whether FB has a real future or not is another question. Back circa '92 I characterized the Internet as the world's largest koffee klatsch; I see FB is an attempt to organize and monetize that.

    5. Re:It's not numbers, but time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But online media has tracking. You can tell exactly what % purchase; how much each customer is worth

      I don't doubt there are some industries where that works. But I don't believe that people click through ads to buy cars.

  11. Tunnel Vision by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You mean my loser friend from high school who spends all day in front of his computer posting updates on his shitty life *isn't* the perfect person to target with an ad for a $40,000 new car?!?!?

    Probably not. Although convincing him that the 2011 Chevrolet Aveo (with an MSRP of $12,000) is the best investment he could make now that his rusted out junker needs a new transmission might be worth a few bucks to GM. If he has income and can get an auto loan from a bank, they're interested in him. America is full of losers like your friend that still need cars to go to their shitty job so they can afford their shitty food, pay their shitty rent and make shitty car payments. Transitioning these sales strategies of "most dependable" or "safest in its class" from TV to online hubs of entertainment isn't too far of a stretch, is it?

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    1. Re:Tunnel Vision by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      I think they would want to sell a 2012 Sonic, which replaced the Aveo.

      Not sure how shitty it is, but I am going to be test driving one as it is a car I can buy in cash and comes in hatchback and stickshift.

    2. Re:Tunnel Vision by Chrisq · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think they would want to sell a 2012 Sonic, which replaced the Aveo.

      Isn't that a hedgehog?

    3. Re:Tunnel Vision by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Yes, because high school dudes with shitty lives can *totally* spend 12K bucks on a brand new car. NOT.
      And 40M USD? Damn!
      Here's an instant idea on what to do with that money: give every buyer a discount of 400 USD when buying a car and tell them you're going to install a sticker on their car advertising GM in a funny or witty or aggressive or stupid way (they can choose from a selection of stickers), and that sticker should stay there for a year. That's 100K cars being driven around and boosting your visibility as a company. You "spend" the same amount of money but man, it's going to be way more effective.

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    4. Re:Tunnel Vision by lymond01 · · Score: 2

      That's 100K cars being driven around and boosting your visibility as a company.

      $400 x 100,000 = $40,000,000. Let's figure that 100 people see each of those cars' stickers...that's 10,000,000 people you've effectively advertised to. This is 1/8th the potential number of advertisees you could affect through Facebook. For GM to think their Facebook advertising isn't worth it is ridiculous. Advertising is very difficult to track its usefulness aside from gauging sales around the time of a big ad push. And when you have multiple vectors for a push, you're not seeing that it was the Facebook videos, not the local "BUY ALL OF OUR STOCK NOW BEFORE IT'S GONE!" TV commercials, that did the trick.

      Here's a way to make an effective ad: instead of screaming, be subtle. Humans, mostly, are smarter than you think, and not nearly as deaf.

    5. Re:Tunnel Vision by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      There's a little flaw in your calculation: If you drive a car around with a sticker on it for an entire year, way more than 100 people will see it. Sure, you have a factor of "see it" vs. "pay attention to it", so if we go with "pay attention to it", then it's probably at least 3 people per day.

      3 * 365 == 1,095 people per year. So with 100,000 cars with it, then you are looking at 109,500,000 people total, so that beats your 1/8th number. Plus the people who see it but don't pay attention to it are still worth something, it gets them at least familiar.

      Facebook advertising is stupid. I don't click on any of them, because of the idiotic policy of Facebook that just because you click on an ad, that company gets all kinds of personal info about you AND your friends. That's invasive bullshit. I agree with GM, Facebook advertising is a ripoff, because most thinking people avoid it because of the invasiveness of the approach.

    6. Re:Tunnel Vision by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Admittedly a lot can change in 5 years, but I had a 2007 Aveo. It was good for what it was, but all it was was basic transportation. It got me from A to B, without an ounce of comfort, and luxury was something you read about in magazines. Once my means had improved enough to afford it, I actually broke the lease early to buy a better car. (buy, not lease). It was worth it, to me, to pay out the lease and trade up for a 2011 Subaru Impreza (as an aside, it will probably be the last gasoline car I ever get... next one will be a turbodiesel. I hope Subaru brings the diesel version of the Impreza to NA by then, because I really like this car...).

      If you have the money, I'd take the $12,000 that you are saying you can afford to lay down on a car, and put it as a down payment on a 5-year loan for something in the $20,000-25,000 range. Unless you have *really* bad credit, you'll probably end up with a monthly around $200/mo, and you'll have a much better car out of it. It does mean making a monthly commitment which you may not be planning for, but it really is worth it.

      And if you don't have the ability to commit $200/mo towards it, then take the $12,000 and buy an off-lease car instead... you can pick up a 3-year old car that was in the same price range I'm suggesting for about that.

      PS - If you're in a northern climate, the Aveo is a piece of shit. It does not handle at all on ice. I have never tried the Sonic, but the problem with the Aveo will probably apply to any car in that class: it's too light, and it has front-wheel drive. The two together combine to make for really poor traction and handling on slippery roads.

    7. Re:Tunnel Vision by tibit · · Score: 1

      Not only that: the sticker ads would have a novelty factor for a while. People would be thinking "hmm, what's that?".

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    8. Re:Tunnel Vision by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Off topic: I rented one of those puppies a few years back. Felt like I was driving around in a Nerf ball. The slightest gust of wind sent me swerving onto the road braille. Took it about a mile to get up to highway speeds.

    9. Re:Tunnel Vision by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I think it's way more people than you assume. Furthermore, those people see both the advert AND the car at the same time, not just a picture on a website they don't visit for the car. If you count Adblock in and the fact that most people are so accustomed to Internet adverts that they subconsciously ignore them... un-targeted online advertising is very, VERY ineffective.
      Also, there's a difference between who you DO affect and who you COULD affect. Who sees car stickers? Other motorists and pedestrians who actually look at cars. I think those kind of ads are more targeted than Facebook stuff.
      Maybe I'm biased, bit I, for one, usually read car stickers, but blissfully ignore Internet ads unless they're really obnoxious (and if so, I hate them AND the product they're advertising). When I need a product, I know where to look.

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    10. Re:Tunnel Vision by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Huh? If you're in bad weather, front-wheel-drive is absolutely what you want (short of AWD/4WD of course). Rear-wheel-drive is shit for traction on slippery roads.

      If your car is FWD and you're still having traction problems, the problem isn't the car, it's your tires. Put some better tires on. It doesn't matter what the rest of the car is like, if the tires are shit the car is going to handle like shit and have terrible traction. Your Suburu will have worse traction than the Aveo if you put shitty tires on it, and good tires on the Aveo. Finally, you're obviously comparing apples to oranges since you're comparing your old car, an econobox probably fitted with terrible tires from the factory, which you never bothered to change, to a more expensive car that comes standard with all-wheel-drive and probably much higher quality tires from the factory.

    11. Re:Tunnel Vision by praxis · · Score: 1

      When it comes to handling ice, it's all about the tires, not the drive train. If you mean snow or wet, then yes, the drive train makes a big difference.

    12. Re:Tunnel Vision by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many Miles Prower it gets.

    13. Re:Tunnel Vision by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I think your assumptions are way low. I drive by, or is driven by more than 100 cars every day, and my commute is about 3 miles. Heck, just going to the store probably nets me 25 cars/people alone. 100,000 cars on the road with stickers probably nets 100,000,000 views a day. Having the sticker say something like "GM paid me $400 for this sticker" would cause the "greed" factor to kick in. People would actually believe it, investigate it, and end up at a GM dealership when looking to buy a car ... just because.

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    14. Re:Tunnel Vision by lgw · · Score: 1

      FWD only gives better traction when there's more weight on the front wheels. A rear-engined car gets better traction with RWD. Admittedly, a lot of cheap family cars are built with most of the weight over the front, but there's no actual magic about FWD

      But as you point out, tire composition matters far more. Especially in the snow: snow tires easily beat 4WD for traction (and of course chains/studs in ice).

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    15. Re:Tunnel Vision by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      and it has front-wheel drive

      I'm not sure how a light, rear-wheel drive car is going to have better traction and/or control on slippery roads. Your drive wheels provide traction and your front wheels provide control/handling (unless you have rear-wheel steering). When those are two different sets of wheels, as in a rear-drive car, the only way you have traction and control is by having snow tires, studs, or chains on all four wheels. When those two things are the same set of wheels, as in a front-drive car, you only need traction mechanisms on the front wheels to provide both traction and control. I've spent 100% of my adult driving life in snow country, and have not once ever heard someone recommend rear-wheel drive cars as providing more control and/or traction on slippery surfaces. I have, however, heard of a lot higher percentage of people wrecking or being unable (or unwilling) to drive them in such conditions.

    16. Re:Tunnel Vision by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      FWD only gives better traction when there's more weight on the front wheels. A rear-engined car gets better traction with RWD. Admittedly, a lot of cheap family cars are built with most of the weight over the front, but there's no actual magic about FWD

      How many cars in the world have engines in the back? The VW (old) beetle, the Tucker Torpedo, and most Porsches (but not their SUV), plus most exotics?

      "A lot of cheap family cars"? WTF is your problem? Exactly how many "family cars" DON'T have the engine in the front? None?

    17. Re:Tunnel Vision by lgw · · Score: 1

      My sedan has an engine in the front, and a 50/50 weight distribution (or near enough), as did the sedan I drove before that, and the most of the cars I drove before that (admittedly, many of those were sports cars, not sedans).

      There was a time when "Japanese car" meant "cheap econobox", and most of those cars had crappy wieght distribution and RWD and really sucked in the snow - but that was long ago. Cars have gotten much heavier in the past 20 years, and much better weight balance as a result.

      FWD is common now because turning the engine sideways lets you use more of the length of the car for passenger space, which is far more popular than any details of how the car dives.

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    18. Re:Tunnel Vision by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's only one reason for FWD's popularity; the other is ease of assembly. It's a lot faster and easier to install an engine and drivetrain that fits entirely within the engine compartment, and not have to mess around with a rear differential and driveshafts and a central driveshaft (or worse, like in the case of a Corvette, an engine in the front and a transmission in the rear). The other is better weight distribution (in the days before today's heavier cars). But even today, many economy cars still aren't that heavy, usually under 3000 lbs.

  12. So how long before Facebook stockholders demands.. by BMOC · · Score: 1

    ...cause facebook to start renting/selling their information for profit?

    /pull out

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  13. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why would I buy that, when the aliens do it for free?

  14. no shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook is the most useless thing out there- its only good for data on consumer habits and possibly trends. advertising does not work on facebook the only thing it could be good for is maybe selling your handicrafts to your friends- owner/operator type small business. What is the compelling reason to
    "like" a brand besides showing off, ooooohhhh you like bmw - big deal. All of the majors have scaled back or pulled their e-comm stores in facebook, the ipo is coming and it is going to be the biggest scam ever. Social networking's primary currency is privacy, the more they have on you, the more revenue. Its is not traditional ads that companies should be targeting, its the information- health information post you are sick too many times your health insurance goes up, run with speeders, car insurance premiums are higher, smoke dope-or any of you 5000+ friends do- no job, like radical ideas- to cuba with you. Facial recognition in pics- more intelligence on you. Combine this with credit/debt card info and cell phone tracking you are tagged and tracked 24/7.

    Ya control is what facebook is- total class slavery and no privacy- people don't even get paid to post or give away their privacy.

  15. History repeating itself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when banner ads were paying dollars per 1000 impressions, then it was cents, and now it's essentially fuck all.

    Takes the marketing types a while to realize there latest advertising channel isn't quite the atomic powered selling machine they pitched it to their boss as, and quietly adjust their spending downwards i the hope no one notices. Not too long now before the facebook fairydust wears off, Zuckerberg needs to get those shares out on the market ASAP.....

  16. If they spent it on engineering ... by hherb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If GM had spent that money on a bit of engineering to get their cars a bit closer to the efficiency of European cars, perhaps people would buy them more? No amount of avertising money will get enough people to buy yesterdecades technology cars

    1. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by bhcompy · · Score: 0

      European cars largely use the same platforms. The only reason they're more "efficient" is because they have poorer air quality and safety standards in many European countries than they do in the US.

    2. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by aclarke · · Score: 2

      ABSOLUTELY. If GM made better cars, more people would buy them. My truism is that GM makes cars for people who hate cars and hate driving.

      Some of their cars might be getting better, but if so, I haven't seen sufficient evidence of that that based on my occasional rental car. GM needs to make better cars, and then somehow convince the rest of us who have given up on them that they make better cars. Not just better cars than they used to (I'm sure this is true), but better cars than Toyota, Kia, and BMW.

      GM's general problem seems to be that they rely on people buying their cars either because they're "domestic", or because they genuinely just don't know that there's better out there. They make cars based on what they think people wanted 5 years ago, not what people are going to need in 5 years. There are exceptions, but that's the rule.

    3. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Andtalath · · Score: 2

      Living in the very, VERY regulated country of Sweden I would like source for that statement.

    4. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by hherb · · Score: 1

      Any specs or references to back this up?

    5. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by tgd · · Score: 1

      If GM had spent that money on a bit of engineering to get their cars a bit closer to the efficiency of European cars, perhaps people would buy them more? No amount of avertising money will get enough people to buy yesterdecades technology cars

      If people in the US cared about efficiency, GM would. But our gas prices are half what they are in Europe, so people don't really care. (And, for what its worth, the current crop of GM cars -- even in the US -- are pretty nice and competitive with other manufacturers, when equipped the same way. You can't judge the brand on the pieces of shit that end up on rental lots.)

      GM is very successful selling fuel efficient cars overseas because that's what people buy. You're not going to find a Chevy Cruze decked out to the nines in the US because people in the US won't spend (in any real quantity) $30k on a compact car the way they will in Europe. That's the same plight Ford has had for a decade with cars like the Focus. The top of the line Focus in Europe is a NICE near luxury compact sports sedan. The top of the line in the US is (or was) a previous-generation platform with a lot less features because people just don't buy cars like that.

      That's starting to change -- BMW's 1 series and Audi's 3 series have been having moderate success, as examples. But success to Audi and BMW are sales numbers that would be considered total failures to GM.

    6. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not really true... the biggest differences in efficiencies come from the mass market buying smaller cars with smaller engines in Europe. People don't realize that the US market cars often have a larger "base" engine and no option for the smaller ones.

      Other impressions of efficiency come from: a) the prevalence of turbo diesel engines in small cars (which give a higher MPG figure roughly proportional to diesel's higher energy density, as well as the efficiency boost of being turbo powered), b) people confused by UK MPG figures which are based on a different sized gallon than US MPG figures, c) different measurement standards for MPG, e.g. they don't use the US EPA testing method.

    7. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not true anymore, but until about 4 years ago most Euro diesel engines did not meet US (or California) emissions standards.

    8. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, what are you smoking? Every time the gas price goes up around here, there's a massive uproar, postings in the newspaper, complaints on facebook or any local-type community board, everywhere about how pissed off we are at that, and how we can barely afford to drive as is.

      No, no, there's plenty of people who care about the price of gas. In fact, I'd probably argue that anyone in the "99%", who can't throw money away on gas without needing to check their bank account probably care quite deeply about the gas prices as is.

      People buy old-technology cars, because that's what EVERY SINGLE USED CAR IS. People who can afford a brand new car have the money to burn to not care even slightly about the gas prices. They're the ones who push these into 'used' cars when they buy another new one a year or so down the road. All the rest of us shlubs have to buy their discarded refuse, which is unfortunately gas-based.

      For the vast majority of us, when the difference in price between a several-year-old used car and a new electric or hybrid car is a full order of magnitude... guess which one we're going to go for.

      And all of this completely disregards the whole problem that electric cars have in winter in Canada. Until they get things working properly and without issue even when the car sits for a week in -40 weather without access to an outlet to plug in our block heater, they will never sell to the masses... only to those who permenantly park in a garage and can plug it in at work.

      It may not be true, but I've heard gas tends to be cheaper overseas because everything is closer together over there, and thus they drive signficantly shorter distances than over here. But that's only what I recall hearing some time ago.

    9. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people in the US cared about efficiency, GM would

      Prior to going bankrupt, GM was still using lame shit like OHV V6 engines from the 1970s. People did care about efficiency, they just bought Hondas & Toyotas instead.

    10. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it's you who is thinking in terms of GM from 10 - 15 years ago

    11. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by tekrat · · Score: 1

      That's because in the USA they were still using the higher sulfur diesel. It had nothing to do with the engines, and everything to do with the TYPE of diesel fuel being sold in the usa. Wanker.

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    12. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by solarium_rider · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the #2 market share in the UK is Vauxhall (GM) right? #1 is Ford. http://www.am-online.com/new-car-sales-figures/ They have efficient cars, just not so much in the US. The US market doesn't want efficient cars. They want giant trucks and SUVs and V8s (still.)

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    13. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by hherb · · Score: 1

      The UK is a tiny market at the verge of Europe, by many not considered as part of Europe but as a US colony for obvious reasons.
      The fact that they drive on a different side of the road than the rest of Europe makes European cars more expensive for them, and not all models get converted. Just to give you an example - VW alone sold 3 times the cars in Europe than GM did in 2011, and then you have Mercedes, BMW, Peugeot, Citroen, .... - actually VW is currently the world's number one car maker, closely followed by Toyota. Both brands made by small countries with much fewer cars even per capita than the US, and neither needs the gigantic government subsidies that are required to keep GM alive - why do you think that is?

    14. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      It's mostly in the difference of how diesel engines are regulatied, but here.
      USA: .07 grams of nitrogen oxide per mile. 'Eastern Europe' is .29

      As a result of such regulatory differences, including diesel taxes, there's far more diesel vehicles on the roads in Europe, which increases average MPG. Gasoline vehicles are normally pretty much the same on either side - as long as you test them to the same standard. European mileage testing regimes tend to be 'nicer' than US ones.

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    15. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by claytongulick · · Score: 1

      I assume that you're comment is limited to just cars, not trucks.

      I just bought a Silverado 1500, and it was a fantastic purchase, and easily the best option out there. Compared spec to spec with Toyota or others? For the price, Silverado was so far ahead it wasn't even a competition. The closest 2nd choice was the F-150, but I've owned one of those before and prefer the Chevy.

      I don't know anything about the cars, but the trucks are amazing.

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    16. Re:If they spent it on engineering ... by claytongulick · · Score: 1

      Sigh, 'your', not 'you're'. *facepalm*

      I'm off to self-flagellate .

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  17. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    On a more serious note I totally feel for you GM. I spent 20 million advertising my "INVASIVE ANAL PROBE CONSULTING" business and it's just not working. Must be Facebook.

    Facebook is not your target audience. You should try direct marketing to the TSA.

  18. possible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May be GM doesn't know how to use it for profit?

  19. The Old Marketing Adage Applies Double for GM by LordNicholas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I know that 50% of my ads are effective, I just don't know which 50%"

    Attributing conversions (ie, purchase of a new car) to ads is tricky for any business, let alone one like GM where the eventual purchase takes place offline. You can track leads from Facebook ads to your website, but how can you be sure the ads contributed to a purchase down the road? And even if you ask someone who comes into a car dealership "Did you see our ad on Facebook?" or give them a coupon to print and bring with them, how can you be sure how much of that purchase was driven by that ad vs the ads she saw on TV vs the radio vs print?

    Facebook ads command a hefty premium over more mainstream online ads because of the ability to finely target specific types of people (ie, people who have "Liked" GM, people who have listed "cars" as an interest, people who have mentioned the Chevy Volt in a conversation...). It's a big problem for Facebook if brands can't attribute this premium ad spend to a measurable increase in sales.

  20. Costs soaring? Why? by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    Where is all this money going? You would think online advertising would be significanlty cheaper than "legacy media".

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    1. Re:Costs soaring? Why? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      It should be cheaper, but legacy media has no way of measuring the actual number of viewers/listeners, so the numbers have been grossly inflated for many years. Why else hasn't all TV shifted to the Internet, where advertisers can get relatively precise information about the advertising targets and results?

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  21. "Advertising" the wrong model. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook has probably realized that ads on their site don't help sell stuff. The real way to sell stuff on Facebook is to hire people to post there, and then pay them by the successful referral. That will quickly uncover the best methods for generating referrals.

  22. Point of fact by arcite · · Score: 0

    $30 million isn't as much as it seems when taking into account operating costs, salaries, consultant fees, and other expenses.

    1. Re:Point of fact by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      $30 million isn't as much as it seems when taking into account operating costs, salaries, consultant fees, and other expenses.

      OK divide it out. I'm not on FB so I can't directly comment, but a good metric might be posts per day. $30M is $82192 per day. I can't imagine following a feed with more than 10 posts per day, unless its a pr0n star posting pics or something, too spammy. So thats $8219.20 per post.

      Someone in India would make spam posts for maybe $0.01 each, but they would be terrible. So stand on a street corner at a university with a stack of $20 bills and give one to each marketing major who makes a decent post. That leaves $8199.20 per post for executive bonuses.

      I checked some graphics artist freelance rates and they seem to charge about $75/hr. 10 posts per day is 2.4 hours work per post. So one dude (more realistically you need 5 dudes for 24 hour 7 day week coverage of a slot) could do all the work for $180 per post. That leaves a mere $80392 per day left over for the office slush fund, foozball tables, exec bonuses, etc. Honestly I think they're earning their $75/hr if they can think of ten interesting things to post, 365 days per year. I really like my ancient Saturn, but I'd run out of ideas the first week if not sooner.

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    2. Re:Point of fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $30 million isn't as much as it seems when taking into account operating costs, salaries, consultant fees, and other expenses.

      it really is as much as it seems. They could have a 10 person team that does nothing but facebook work, hire a handful of full time consultants at $500/hr, give away 2 or 3 cars a week, and spend a few million filming various promo spots and still come in at half of that amount.

      not sure i could spend $30 million/yr on facebook if i tried.

    3. Re:Point of fact by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Only way I can see spending $30M on non-advertising stuff is if they need a staff to answer questions and such on facebook - customer support more than advertising, basically. I know I occasionally have questions about my vehicle, some of it quite technical. When you live as far north as Alaska is, sometimes you have different concerns about fluids. In my case the clutch would get very stiff in the coldest weather, so I wanted to ask what they'd recommend.

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  23. Re:It's not working! by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    I know of no young adults that don't want cars. They're just too poor to verbalize their desire.

  24. What? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are ads on the internet? Who knew. Seriously, even people who don't use ad-blockers don't see the adverts. People have just conditioned themselves to not see them.

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    1. Re:What? by buk110 · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Between ad-block or your ad-blocker of choice && the ability to just filter out the noise (ads) it's easy to go about your business. The whole concept of being paid for anything minus link clicks is a bit off to me. I can't name 5 ads I've seen on facebook...and I know I've clicked on zero.

  25. Targeted advertising overkill for mass market? by timeOday · · Score: 2

    Facebooks's pricing has to reflect their ability to do targeted advertising, which is valuable to businesses selling niche products. But if you're selling mainstream products like cars or beer, then broadcasting the same message to everybody (or at least broader groups, e.g. TV show demographics) is probably more efficient.

  26. Not relevant ads by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've almost never intentionally click on a FB ad since they are generally not relavant. Right now, my FB shows 6 online dating ads (even though I haven't been single for over 5 years), one ad from Wells Fargo asking me to help write a love letter to San Francisco (what!?) and one Marathon discount ad that might be relevant, but when I clicked on it, the site wanted my email address before it would even show me their site.

    I use Google a lot (email and searches), and I typically click on one Google ad a day because their ads are typically quiet relevant to me. If a little creepy - I searched a Chevy Aveo mentioned in an earlier comment, and now my current Gmail ad is from Ford. Creepily relevant.

    1. Re:Not relevant ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What facebook ads? Oh, wait, I have AdBlock on FF

    2. Re:Not relevant ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now, my FB shows 6 online dating ads (even though I haven't been single for over 5 years)

      Your significant other is on FB, right? Maybe FB knows something and is just trying to help you get a head start. Open your eyes, brother.

    3. Re:Not relevant ads by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Last week, I mentioned something on a G+ post and within an hour I had been shown a video ad in Pandora relating to what I mentioned in my G+ post.

    4. Re:Not relevant ads by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Right now, my FB shows 6 online dating ads (even though I haven't been single for over 5 years)

      Your significant other is on FB, right? Maybe FB knows something and is just trying to help you get a head start. Open your eyes, brother.

      Funny, and that would be truly scary if true, but no, she's not on FB due to a stalking ex-. Which is probably why FB thinks I want online dating ads since I haven't said "I am in a relationship with xxxx"

    5. Re:Not relevant ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of this at the time, which is at least unsettling:

      http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/

      I'm dreading the day when they all get their data feeds together, you know, for "synergy". First they'll send her ex ads for GPS trackers and spy cams; then they'll send her ads for lawyers specializing in obtaining restraining orders; then ads to the ex for ladders and crowbars; then ads to her for handguns and guard dogs; etc, etc ad nauseum. Think of the benefits to the economy!

    6. Re:Not relevant ads by vakuona · · Score: 2

      On Facebook, you don't get messages from price comparison sites which will indicate that you have been looking for something. If I go to moneysupermarket.com looking for car insurance, and I give them my email address, they send the results to my Gmail account, and Google now knows that I am looking for car insurance, so they give me car insurance ads.

      Google has much better contextual information to use to target ads. Facebook can't go by your likes. That is a huge disadvantage. Google ads work because they tend to be more relevant to things you are looking for at that time.

  27. Works only for local business by John3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just my two cents as a small business owner that has dabbled in all the online media options...spending money on social media is a waste, especially if you're a company that extends their reach beyond a single community. For local business owners, Facebook can be a great tool to send updates on events such as new interesting products, employee recognition, etc. Many customers like keeping in touch with their local business, whether it's a hardware store (like mine), restaurant, or other business that may hold special events of interest to the community. All that is free, and spending beyond that seems to be a waste of cash.

    Making sure you are listed accurately on Google will cover 95% of your needs currently. Update the Place page, and if you sell products make sure you're uploading a data feed of your inventory. Both are free and generate tons of traffic to your website plus lots of in-store visits (if you have brick and mortar locations). Adwords is a waste of money IMHO...we won the Google/Amex video contest for Small Business Saturday and it included $5000 in Google adwords funds. I've burned through about $4000 in a month and a half and have seen negligible incremental business even with click-through rates in the 2% and higher range (and ad position average of 1.6). Sure, it's nice to know people are visiting our site, but plain old Google search still generates 95% of the traffic versus 2% from adwords.

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    1. Re:Works only for local business by sootman · · Score: 1

      > Making sure you are listed accurately on Google will cover 95% of your
      > needs currently. Update the Place page, and if you sell products make
      > sure you're uploading a data feed of your inventory. Both are free and
      > generate tons of traffic to your website plus lots of in-store visits...
      > plain old Google search still generates 95% of the traffic versus 2%
      > from adwords.

      So you're saying that good, useful, accurate information is more valuable than crappy ads? Wow, who woulda thought...

      (Note: sarcasm is not directed at you - it's directed at the rest of the world. Thanks for your info.)

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    2. Re:Works only for local business by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      That's interesting. I am considering a Facebook push for a local organization (an a cappella chorus) in hopes of targeting a specific demographic (location, age, sex, interest in vocal/a cappella music). The people we tend to find aren't looking for us; our best recruitment has been in direct contact with people we run into that happen to enjoy singing. They don't know they want to join a vocal group until they try it. Putting general advertising out there is pretty spotty (and expensive, even in our small market), and most of the younger people I know don't even read traditional print anymore.

      I'm hoping that FB can help find the people who don't know they need to be found. If we could get 2% of active click-throughs to come out for a night as a guest, it would be a rousing success.

      I think for continuous email marketing by people for events is great, but for me there's a limit to the number of times I can see an advertiser show up in email and it's much lower than a facebook status. I'm okay with 1-2 updates a month on facebook, whereas if I get an email from a business more than once every 2-3 months, I'm likely to relegate it to the auto-sweep for advertising (I keep it around for 2 months in case I need it, but normally I don't even look at the folder).

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    3. Re:Works only for local business by Corngood · · Score: 1

      I sounds like what you need for your org. is regular social networking, rather than advertising. I don't usually reshare things, but if one of my friends was asking for singers I would probably pass it on, even if I wasn't interested myself.

  28. Me: Ads aren't worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install AdBlock Plus. You won't miss the garbage.

  29. Re:It's not working! by flirno · · Score: 1

    I don't know of any that pay attention to ads on facebook however -- younger generations are just as good at screening out visual noise as I am and I am pretty good at it.

  30. Re:It's not working! by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    No, they can't afford cars because the gas prices keep going up so much.

  31. Thought they were bankrupt by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2

    Seems odd to me how corporations can file chapter 11 and a few years later still have millions to waste on shttiy advertising mediums.

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    1. Re:Thought they were bankrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I though it was the banking side of their biz that went under; some car dealer chains went under as well because they over leveraged themselves never expecting the economy to crash like it did. They funded tons of car loans and did investing against the loans plus they ran up debt running their own loan business for their cars.

      The company is now turning a profit again but I believe they are the only bailout to have not yet paid back their bailout. Naturally, the banks can "print" 12x the money they were bailed out with (or more) so they payed back quickly while GM can't just print more money to pay back the loan. It may be a decade before they return the money... if they lobby they'll end up never returning it.

    2. Re:Thought they were bankrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand the purpose of a chaper 11 reorganization. Selling off the assets, restructuring and then coming back is kind of the point. Considering that they paid off their loans years ago, anyone who's paid attention to the news or could at least spend 5 minutes checking their facts really wouldn't care.

  32. I/O Violation by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Facebook is Write Only.

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  33. Not Targeted Enough by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Facbook just needs to help with the demographics. Facebook should be able to determine if you have a small penis and pitch the biggest SUV they make to the customer. Over fourty? Sportscar. Eighteen? Ford Fiesta.

    They also need to tweak their advertising. Here's my pitch: "Imagine how much larger your penis will feel if you drive a Yukon!" "Pick up chicks that are half your age in a Corvette!" "Get between two different places in a Ford Fiesta! Sure it sucks, but it's all you can afford!"

    They can't really blame Facebook for their marketing failure...

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  34. False. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Yes, a selected article from the daily mail the meets your bias. yes, how thoughtful you are. And by 'thoughtful' I mean 'wrong'.

    http://www.kenburbary.com/2011/03/facebook-demographics-revisited-2011-statistics-2/

    Did you even read you link? gosh, people between the age of 18 and 25 are insecure and narcissistic? wow, what a finding. Of course, it's not even the largest demographic on Facebook, and Facebook is larger then 1 Canadian college, and the tested 100 people.

    So..nothing really.
    in fact, the study was more focused on self presentation.
    http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2009.0257?journalCode=cyber

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    1. Re:False. by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 1

      The statistics from your first link are meaningless w/o context. What were these people doing? Oh gee, your stats don't analyze that.

      Also, at least half of all facebook accounts are bogus. Ask any facebook gamer who has 100 accounts, or any SEO marketing "guru" who buys fake facebook accounts for as low as 5 for a penny to generate "followers" so they can defraud their customers.

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    2. Re:False. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      people between the age of 18 and 25 are insecure and narcissistic?

      Above that age, we become less insecure.

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  35. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you know one, I can afford a car and choose not to buy one, software developer and I bike to and from work

  36. A dot com bubble we want to happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A lot of slashdot users and even internet users in general hate advertising bothering them.

    Take a look at youtube. It plays an ad on nearly 90% of the videos I see, most of which are created by the owner without using any copyrighted material.

    Facebook relies on your information to make money, hence it needs more users, but that growth is projected to be slow over the next two years.

    Companies are now realizing how little return they are getting from advertising on FB.

    Think about it... when was the last time you bought an item over $100 after clicking on an internet ad?

  37. 30 Million Dollars for WHAT?! by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    General Motors spends around $40 million per year on maintaining a Facebook profile and around a quarter of that goes into paid advertising.

    My elite math skills tell me they are spending $30 million dollars per year on Facebook, where none of that $30M can be accounted for by paid ads.

    Until I get a clear understanding of that, I have to think that some kind of legendary incompetence is happening at GM, so I don't know if I get much out of their conclusions.

    Assuming it costs $50k/year for GM to pay someone to upload pictures of their cars, type status updates ("Looking forward to tomorrow's release of car X!" or "OMFG car X is sooo beautiful and fast, I don't even care what it costs!") I can't help but imagine they're paying 600 people to do that kind of work.

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    1. Re:30 Million Dollars for WHAT?! by GeckoAddict · · Score: 1

      Unless that $30mil includes taking pictures of the car, creating videos, doing market research, developing branding and strategy, and dozens of other activities related to advertising that aren't directly typing text into facebook. Not saying it's outlandish, but it's easy to underestimate the things that are all included.

      I'd also assume $50k/year is WAY under the actual cost/employee once you figure in benefits and salaries.

    2. Re:30 Million Dollars for WHAT?! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      creating videos, doing market research, developing branding and strategy

      That's where the money is going, I'm certain. market research and online branding is a large undertaking, even if the heavy lifting has already been done by the marketing firm that has the marketing budget for the main line.

      I'd also assume $50k/year is WAY under the actual cost/employee once you figure in benefits and salaries.

      Not only are they about double that, but since they are probably using outside marketing firms, you have to add another 50-100% on top of that for the firm overhead and profit. I wouldn't be surprised to see billing rates from $60-200/hr ($120k-400k/yr) for the range of people who might be working on this stuff for a national account like GM. Sure, the ground level employees are still making $35-75k, but that's nowhere near what they cost to GM.

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    3. Re:30 Million Dollars for WHAT?! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      My elite math skills tell me they are spending $30 million dollars per year on Facebook, where none of that $30M can be accounted for by paid ads.

      Some of it, presumably, is content development for stuff that gets distributed as not-ads on the facebook page. If the "paid ads" is only the amount they are paying for the advertising space, some of the $30million may be content development for the ads themselves.

      Assuming it costs $50k/year for GM to pay someone to upload pictures of their cars, type status updates ("Looking forward to tomorrow's release of car X!" or "OMFG car X is sooo beautiful and fast, I don't even care what it costs!") I can't help but imagine they're paying 600 people to do that kind of work.

      I would expect that in addition to paying people to do that via the Facebook user accounts or their company Facebook page, they are also paying people to write and edit/review approved "status updates", design and manage a coherent overall essaging strategy, take and edit professional photographs for distribution via Facebook, etc. And that many of those people cost GM more than $50k/yr (workers cost employers a lot more than the workers gross salary.)

  38. Re:It's not working! by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    How can one know an anonymous coward?

  39. GM Ads by brningpyre · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever seen a GM ad on Facebook. Looking at their page, they don't update very often, either. At least not compared to other companies with successful advertising campaigns on FB.

  40. ...what? by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 2

    General Motors spends around $40 million per year on maintaining a Facebook profile and around a quarter of that goes into paid advertising.

    So, that's 10 million into ads, where does the other 30 go?
    If you're seriously paying some shmuck 30 million dollars a year to upkeep a facebook profile, fire him.
    I'll do the job for only 5 million.

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    1. Re:...what? by null+etc. · · Score: 1

      What do you think the CEO does all day long?

  41. Impeccable Timing by bheilig · · Score: 1

    The timing of this announcement causes me to think there is something else going on. Not that I disagree with the announcement. I think the 100:1 price to earnings ratio of Facebook's IPO is overly speculative and the ability to produce valuable targeted advertising from Facebook's massive database is yet to be seen. However I strongly doubt GM had no consideration for the timing and the impact it might have to the IPO. Surely FB would know about the announcement before it was released. And they could have offered money to delay the announcement. I just can't figure out what business objective GM would have for announcing it now.

    1. Re:Impeccable Timing by PPH · · Score: 1

      I just can't figure out what business objective GM would have for announcing it now.

      Just a theory: The stock market is (in some ways) a zero sum game. There is a certain amount of money chasing a certain number of shares around. A Facebook IPO would dilute that share pool, driving the average existing share prices down.

      There's also the good old boys corporate network involved. They probably aren't happy about the new guy who will be showing up at the big CEO shindigs in Switzerland wearing a hoodie.

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    2. Re:Impeccable Timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Facebook is not going public to raise capitol to invest back into the company. They are going public to cash out. People who buy in are not buying into a company with tons of good ideas, concepts, and good direction but lacking money to implement them. They are buying into stuffing the founders pockets. Let me say it again..
      Your money WILL NOT BE PLACED INTO FACEBOOK FOR GROWTH AND THE FUTURE. It is to cash out!

    3. Re:Impeccable Timing by vlm · · Score: 1

      The timing of this announcement causes me to think there is something else going on

      GM earnings release last week 5/4 or something like that. GM doesn't ask me for permission, and I have no inside information, but I was once dumb enough to own some GM stock in the 90s and they seem to "do big stuff" a couple weeks after quarterlies. Makes sense in a way, announce last period's results, start making changes for next period. You'd think they'd be better off announcing changes the same day as financials get released but maybe its a "keep yourself in the news" strategy or whatever.

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  42. I had the same experience by HangingChad · · Score: 2

    I was advertising one of my ebooks with adwords and decided to try FB to see how it compared. Though the number of impressions was quite high, sales immediately tanked. As soon as I shut down the FB ad run and switched back to adwords, sales went right back up.

    A lot probably depends on the product you're advertising. All I know is my target market wasn't on FB and that is apparently true for GM as well. I'm just glad I tested it before moving a bigger chunk of my advertising.

    My sense is people go to FB to advertise what they're doing, not go shopping.

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  43. Advertising as a whole isn't worth the money by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think it's a problem with Facebook. I think it's a general issue of society being over-saturated with ads.

    Take GM for example. They advertise on TV, radio, in magazines, in newspapers, and online through every venue available, including Facebook and YouTube. Everywhere you turn, you will see GM advertising.

    People are burned out.

    They don't care about supposedly "new" products that are more of the same with minor tweaks and new version numbers or names.

    GM's real failure is not in their advertising, but in their products. With the sole exception of the Volt, every single vehicle they sell could be rubberstamped from a Ford, Chrysler, Honda, or other factory and the customer wouldn't know the difference if there was a GM logo on the front.

    Welcome to the mainstream, GM. You're a commodity, indistinguishable from a horde of "me, too" vendors.

    Please feel free to blow a few million more on another Superbowl ad that will garner you maybe a few thousand actual unit sales.

    In the meantime, I will not share your YouTube videos on Facebook or "like" your page because I don't like advertising, and the only thing I get by "liking" a vendor's page is advertising posts thinly disguised as "information" that doesn't actually tell me anything useful. If you want me to shill, pay me. :P

    Only a fool would astroturf for a vendor without compensation. You'd lose all your friends and get nothing in return.

    And personally, the respect of friends and family is worth far more to me than you'd be willing to pay me to shill your crap.

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    1. Re:Advertising as a whole isn't worth the money by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Please feel free to blow a few million more on another Superbowl ad that will garner you maybe a few thousand actual unit sales.

      Considering that GM's units sell for over $10,000, that isn't so stupid. Paying $3 million to sell three thousand cars might work.

    2. Re:Advertising as a whole isn't worth the money by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      People are burned out.

      Why are we burned out?

      I'm tired of the half-truths and deception of marketing. I'm tired of the sugarcoating of a poor product. I'm tired of the 20-easy-payments-of-$49-a-month sales pitch that some moron fails to do the math before he realizes he paid $1000 for a cucumber slicer. I'm tired of the sale prices that print "after rebate" in small unreadable font on a fast ticker tape scrollbar because I refuse to use rebates. I'm tired of the "some restrictions apply" that is the devil in the details in which that great sales price no longer applies.

      I'm tired of being deluged with ads at every turn. Billboards on tractor trailers, vans, and other rolling stock. Billboards on sports clothing. Billboards on racing cars. Animated billboards digitally overlayed on sports fields and borders. Billboards in the doctors office and pharmacies. Billboards on the public school football field scoreboard. Billboards in the restaurants. Billboards on the platemats in restaurants. Junk mail in my mailbox and inbox. Sales pitches at my phone. Text spam messages. Billboards at the urinals and bathroom stall doors for crying out loud!

      I'm tired of the ads on broadcast radio. There is a lot of decent music not getting on radio because radio wants three minute song formats that can fit into their advertising format. I'm tired of ads being blared at higher volume than the songs. I'm tired of turning down the volume knob or station surfing until the ad is over.

      I'm tired of TV displaying ads in the bottom border during a program. I'm tired of ads on the news broadcast disguised as stories. I'm tired of the "ticker tape" scrolling ad banners distracting me. I'm tired of that itty bitty TV screen being split into multiple frames where ads are displayed on one of them. I'm tired of the worsening program-to-ad ratio where there are increasing ad time per hour and more frequent interruptions in the program. I'm tired of ads being blared at higher volume than the program. I'm tired of channel surfing until the ads are over.

      Yeah, we're burned out. I unplugged from broadcast TV since 2000. I quit listening to broadcast radio and ripped all my CDs to mp3s and play them on my car CD player. I got an unpublished phone number to keep telemarketers out. I signed up to get off junk mail lists and previewed credit card offers. I refuse to install Flash and any other application that can deliver animated ads on my computer. I refuse to divulge my email, physical address, or phone number to retailers.

      TOO MUCH!

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  44. Do large corporations need to advertise? by Random2 · · Score: 2

    This is something that has always bugged me about advertising: why do large corporations need to do it? For companies like GM, GE, Ford, Google, Microsoft, Johnson and Johnson, etc, they have a well-known brand that has been around for decades. Although there are people constantly entering and leaving the market, these companies have such an established position that their brand will always be circulated in discussions about products similar to the ones they make/sell. Rather than pushing their brand constantly, it would seem that the only things they'd really need to occasionally advertise are a product or nifty idea they've come up with.

    To make a specific example, consider car sales in the US. With a few exceptions, the majority of sales are handled by a dealer who tries to ascertain the customer needs/wants and translate that into an available vehicle (ignoring any 'screw the customer' factors). It's socially established that there will always be a variety of cars at a dealer and that one can go in to find what they want, and they work with the dealer to meet their needs. From that perspective, it shouldn't make sense for go GM to spend millions on ads to random places pushing 'the car of the season', because there's an already established place to get that information. Instead, they should focus on promoting local car dealers with GM products, because that's what the populace would be interested in learning about. They might consider promoting a catalog/directory describing each car and feature or a general fund for independent car reviews if they're looking to target the people actively looking for car information; but they have an established market that will always be around until it's phased out by cultural and social changes.

    Similarly, Microsoft can always expect people/companies to want on OS, J&J can expect a need for adhesive bandages, etc. And, they can expect people will actively seek these out, and that they are so commonly expected that advertising wouldn't do much to inform people of the existence of these products/services. If they can always rely on that, why bother advertising for those products and services?

    Now, advertising makes a lot of sense for a small company trying to get its name out to the world or a company trying to sell a genuinely new or unexpected product, but for established markets and big companies it just doesn’t make sense to me why they'd even bother with advertising like Ads on Facebook.

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    1. Re:Do large corporations need to advertise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never really understood this either. It is especially perplexing when companies that I would never purchase anything from directly advertise, like Dupont.

      I assume the goal is that since their products have become an indistinguishable commodity that the only way for them to nudge a sale in their direction is by planting their brand in your head. "What cars should I look at? Maybe the GM dealer..." But why do companies like Microsoft have to advertise when odds are people buying a new PC get Windows automatically and there aren't any real choices for them (sorry Linux)? Sort of how Florida orange growers used to advertise heavily as if I could tell the difference between their factory processed concentrate and anyone else's. It wasn't like I would go into a supermarket and start analyzing the orange juice containers with my portable chemistry set.

    2. Re:Do large corporations need to advertise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about impulse buys? Coke and Pepsi. Every fucker has tried both of them at some point. But next time you pass the fridge you are more likely to grab one. Next time you are at the store you probably won't even remember why you are getting one from the display ... but you are kind of thirsty, right?

    3. Re:Do large corporations need to advertise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that buying a car is some kind of rational process, where your requirements are rationally evaluated. It's just not the case. There's so much emotional nonsense, like brand loyality, hearsay about reliability, the association of the brand with your childhood dream car, and whatever else there may be, that manufacturers actually feel the need to advertise to keep their brand and individual models associated with whatever "feeling" you may have )or desire) when you step out the door to buy a car.

    4. Re:Do large corporations need to advertise? by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      It can be hard to believe the impact that advertising has on products, especially consumer packaged goods. For something like a toothbrush, 40-50% of the cost of the toothbrush might be advertising spend. This can seem like a waste, but companies like GM and GE are brand powerhouses because they have spent decades building and maintaining those brands. Sure, everyone knows who GE is today, and probably won't forget about them even if they stopped advertising tomorrow - but every year a new cohort of consumers comes of age, and those people may not have had exposure to the brand. Companies also need advertising to tune their changing image over time - would you buy GE just because they had the most reliable vacuum tubes in the 50s? What you care about today might be entirely different - e.g. the design aesthetic, rather than the reliability that is now a commodity in e.g. radios. And what if GE has a brand new type of product or wants to compete in a new area - how would anyone know that they were an option if they don't advertise?

    5. Re:Do large corporations need to advertise? by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Maybe consider the real use of advertising: "hey, I'm here! (with a product you can use or we can make you want); a new product; a sale or discount.

      Despite all the analyses, much of the advertising credo is based on the faith that it's necessary and the notion that they must advertise regardless of direct purpose lest "out of sight, out of mind."

    6. Re:Do large corporations need to advertise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, people have been making this argument for decades.

      And the answer has always been the same: "because it makes a difference".

      Just ask Coca-Cola. When they launch a new advertising campaign, they get more sales. If they give it a rest for a few weeks, Pepsi starts to eat their lunch. It's the eternal cycle, it's been going on between those two companies for a century or more, and it still goes on today.

  45. That's what the agencies tell you by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    There may be some truth in this, but basically it is a claim that is very hard to prove but is used to sell space.

    The only thing that seems certainly to work is that watching films with naked women in causes many men to want to have sex with them, but I'm not sure that this counts as "subtle product placement".

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  46. Re:It's not working! by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    No, they can't afford cars because the gas prices keep going up so much.

    They could buy a Volt, and then they won't have to worry about gas prices.

  47. Newsflash: All car ads are a waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take the millions spent in ads for vehicles and give that back to the consumer in prices and you'll do much better. Ads for products as expensive as cars are a waste of money.

    1. Re:Newsflash: All car ads are a waste by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Something like Terri Garr's lecture to Schooner Tuna in Mr. Mom? She criticizes them for having towel/glass offers when they have the most expensive tuna on the market.

  48. Re:It's not working! by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    "Hey, if you had tons of money, you can buy X and not have to worry about gas prices!"

    If you could afford a volt you probably aren't worried about gas prices in the first place.

  49. Ill do it for half, save them millions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm offering to run their facebook page for 15 million. Ill delete spam, post new cars photos and links and answer peoples dumb questions. As for the ads, Ive never seen a GM ad but I also have ABP, so I rarely see any ads anywhere.

  50. Re:It's not working! by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gas is really cheap. For what my young male cousin is paying in monthly car insurance, despite having a clean record, he could fill up almost weekly and drive about one thousand miles per month, or about 30 miles per day, which is actually a hell of a lot of driving. Just for the cost of insurance alone.

    Of course he also has to pay for the car itself, and maintenance and afford to pay for whatever it is he's driving to, unless he's just cruising or getting into trouble with friends ($20/person average movie cost, shopping, blah blah).

    Gas is probably the cheapest cost of owning a car.

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  51. Not working? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's that they make a crappy product. Or that thinking americans won't support a company that ran itself into the ground, groveled for a handout that they'll never pay back and then lied about it on national tv.

    Nevermind, my bad, there's not enough thinking american's left to make that kind of impact.

  52. $40 mil? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Was that TARP money?

  53. Facebook isn't right for all companies by Karmashock · · Score: 2

    It's fine for anything people get enthusiastic about and want to form social communities around. So bands, books, movies, various clubs, and other things that people form human attachments around are a good target for facebook. But a car even if you really love your car isn't the basis to form a relationship with someone else that might happen to have the same brand much less model of car.

    Who knows the name of their mechanic let alone the name of the every guy in town with the same make of car? If you're a band then having a facebook page makes a lot of sense.

    I'm sure there are car buying websites... sites that specialize in reviews for cars. That's where I'd put the money. If someone goes online to figure out which car to spend money on, they're likely going to wind up on one of those sites. Facebook is a waste of time for that sort of thing.

    Every company from fabric softeners to mattress companies wants a facebook page. Utterly useless. Unless you're in a business that people form human attachments around don't waste your time with facebook.

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  54. Which makes me think by koan · · Score: 1

    How worthwhile are any of these ads that seem to be the primary monetization of the Internet?

    I never click on any of them, do you?

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  55. How much do we know about the adversting account? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    I was under the assumption that Facebook's cash flow wasn't driven by banner ads, but more by their massive customer profile database and the insidious reach of Facebook beyond their own website.

    That being said, I think FB's IPO is insanely overvalued, but I don't buy tiger-deterrence rocks either.

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  56. Re:This is our ... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

    They could license the tune from "Get on my Horse" from Weebl and turn it into "This is our car, our car is amazing".

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  57. Re:It's not working! by xfade551 · · Score: 1

    I don't know of any that pay attention to ads on facebook however -- younger generations are just as good at screening out visual noise as I am and I am pretty good at it.

    Facebook has advertisements? Since when? ...hears a whisper... Oh you mean there are actually people who still access Facebook on something other than a phone!?! And they don't have Adblock installed either!?!

  58. 600 Likes! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Seriously. First thought I had at the headline...

    WTF are the spending 30 MILLION dollars on maintaining a Facebook profile? Most people do it for nothing. Heck even if you hired one person, and that's all they did, all day (which is what some people seem to do anyway), and paid them say 50,000$ for the privilege, where does the rest of the money go?

    At 50,000$ dollars salary, you could hire 600 people for 30,000,000$ to update your Facebook for you. 600! Its ludicrous.

  59. Demographics aren't the problem, BUT .... by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't say Facebook's global nature is the problem either. The fact that the majority of its users are outside the USA doesn't mean any fewer USA based users are viewing a given advertisement. I'm sure FB even allows targeting the ads to the extent where you can restrict them to only be viewable by people coming from particular countries. (I remember trying out a bit of FB advertising myself, for my on-site PC repair business, and I believe it even let me target the ads down to within so many miles of a specific zip code. Either that, or it was effectively doing something similar when I asked it to only display it to "local" users.)

    I think GM is correct, that Facebook ads simply aren't a very effective way to sell new cars to people. Everyone I know who becomes interested in a new car purchase switches from a mode of ignoring all the advertising out there to paying a lot of attention. So that means, first of all, advertising really does very little to persuade someone to buy a car they didn't already decide they wanted. It's simply too big of a purchase for most of us (unless you're someone like Jay Leno, maybe!).

    When a person decides they DO want a new vehicle (likely motivated by such things as expensive repairs they had to pay for on their existing one), they start doing some information gathering. For car enthusiasts, that might include reading all the available articles on the vehicles of the type/class they'd like in magazines like Car & Driver, or reading reviews on Consumer Reports or the Edmunds website. Others are influenced more by what they like, styling wise. (I know plenty of women who only get interested in cars they think look "cute". Then they narrow them down by tangibles like price, cargo space, seating, etc.)

    Advertisers can actually market "cute". Look at the Kia Soul Hamster ads, for example. I guarantee you those sold a LOT of Souls. But Facebook ads don't really work well for that... You can't get in someone's face as they're watching something on TV, and "hook" them for 30 seconds. All you can do is pop up a link for them to optionally click on, with such a limited amount of info in the initial link or blurb, it can't convey an abstract like "This car is cute and fun!"

    And because the Internet is more of an active experience, throwing ads in people's faces while they're trying to use it is a big negative ... much more so than TV commercials.

  60. No advertisements on mobile apps by drkich · · Score: 1

    I use the free mobile app from my phone and tablet almost exclusively. I almost never use my computer to connect to facebook any more. They do not display any ads on the mobile apps. How many of their users are almost exclusively mobile and that is at least a percentage of your users that never get to see your ads.

    1. Re:No advertisements on mobile apps by zlives · · Score: 1

      also adblock

  61. That must be some profile. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    General Motors spends around $40 million per year on maintaining a Facebook profile and around a quarter of that goes into paid advertising.

    So $10 million for paid adverts and $30 million to maintain a Facebook profile for a year - seriously? WTF

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  62. Oh noes, what do I do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i) Do I sell my GM shares for wasting so much money on this BS?
    or
    ii) Do I buy loads of FB shares because large corps will dump endless amounts of dough into FB?
    or
    iii) Weep at the stupidity of humanity?

  63. Marketing works! by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    The problem is, marketing works primarily to sustain itself.

    Now that virtually all Americans shop at virtually identical stores (and websites) which stock virtually identical products, I agree that "brand awareness" is of diminishing value. The one exception might be in-store product placement. Otherwise, the money would be better spent on competitive pricing (people will buy anything that Walmart sells, but prefer the cheaper option).

  64. What ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't even know Facebook had ads on their pages???

    1. Re:What ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn your AdBlock Plus off, I tried that - turns out Slashdot has ads too!

  65. Re:Whaaaa???? Mostly wasted anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then there is all the money wasted on advertising regarding matters of taste: I don't care how funny the Super Bowl Pepsi commercials are, it won't change my longstanding distaste for it (Cherry Coke for me, when I am in a "cola mood" - not often), and it does not make my wife drink more of it (she likes Diet Cherry Pepsi). I like Blue Moon Ale (except that Winter Abbey run this past winter - too hoppy, and did not buy it more than once), and have never seen an ad for it (love the Budweiser horses, but I ain't drinking *anything* of theirs...).

    If I was a Pepsi or Coke investor, I would be bringing breach-of-fiduciary-responsibilities charges against their boards for allowing such ridiculously useless spending on high-budget advertising - keep your name out there once in a while to catch the eye of kids starting to spend their own food money (or immigrants who have never seen ads? Dunno if any part of the planet qualifies in that respect any more...), but I suspect that can be done for about 1% of current ad budgets.

    For all the creativity expended on ads, I rarely remember what they were advertising, just that the general meme was funny - "cat herders" was so Dilertishly funny (true to lots of life situations with humans), but no idea any more what that ad was for.

  66. Have you tried videos? by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

    I've seen a lot of the college acapella groups where folks have posted videos to YouTube, have you tried to record your groups singing and posted it to Facebook?

  67. Facebook is a mature business by Animats · · Score: 1

    Facebook is a mature business. Everyone who is likely to sign up for Facebook already has. The growth period is over. Facebook traffic peaked in Q3 2011, and has been down a little or flat since then. Revenue for 2011 was $3.1 billion.

    As a mature business, they get valued on revenue. Price/earnings ratios for Internet companies are in the 10-20 range. (MSFT is at 10, IBM at 15, GOOG at 18.) Using 15 as an optimistic value, Facebook is valued at about $46 billion.

    Facebook's IPO values the company at $100 billion. That's more than twice that the company is worth. And the public stock doesn't have significant voting rights, which makes it less valuable.

    Worst case, Facebook tries to grow revenue after the IPO by showing more ads to each user. Myspace tried that.

  68. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a young adult employed in a well-paying technical field and able to afford a new car quite easily. I don't want one.

  69. For iPhone/iPad add Google performs better by perpenso · · Score: 2

    From my experience with an iPhone iPad app Google performs far better than Facebook. Google ads are also 1/3 to 1/4 the cost.

    Facebook has value in creating a social presence and in having a "conversation" with potential customers, but its ads have little value.

  70. MyCleanPC by thexile · · Score: 0

    MyCleanPC should take up GM slot then!

  71. I tried it with a smaller budget by Adam+Appel · · Score: 2

    At about $100 a day for my small service based business (with a pretty wide demographic), I saw ZERO conversions. I pulled the plug pretty quickly.

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  72. I've done some analysis of Google vs Facebook ads by perpenso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've done some analysis of Google vs Facebook ads with respect to an iPhone iPad app. I rotate between no ads, only google ads, only facebook ads, both google and facebook ads. I look at hits on the web page and at actual downloads. Google ads are somewhat effective. Facebook ads are ineffective and they cost 3 to 4 times as much.

    Facebook can be useful for establishing a social presence and communicating with communicating with people, but I have serious doubt about its advertising. It has nice targeting by demographics but it just does not seem to perform.

  73. They spend HOW MUCH? by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

    Minus 25% for paid advertisement, they spend $30 million to maintain a single Facebook page?! I want that guy's job!

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  74. Re:This is our ... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    For the love of Turing, could you please shut up? I am so fed up with that song, now imagine hearing it every 10 minutes between your favorite shows!

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  75. Ad relevancy is not that great by hf256 · · Score: 1

    I got an ad on Facebook to try Chrome while browsing Facebook using Chrome! If that's how well they "target" their ads I don't see how anyone will get good performance for their ads.

  76. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm sparticus!

    Enough money in the bank to buy a more than one new car, in cash.

    No car.

  77. Government Motors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that makes lots of sense to spend 40 millions on FB, when you don't know what to do with these 50 000 million dollars you got from Mr O'Bumma. Which Mr O'Bumma got from under his matress, of courze.

  78. per person... by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    $40000000 per year to have a Facebook page? They have 378585 "likes" on Facebook, so at most that many people care about their Facebook page. That comes out to a whopping $105.65 per person annually. Yeah...

  79. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am young, educated, well-paid, liberal enviromentalist.

    I drive a (used) V8, 4.6 L Buick that gets 15 miles per gallon.

    I walk to work, walk to stores, so that gallon of gas (15 miles), is about 2 weeks of driving for me.

    I like to think that I did the world a service, to take this luxurious but gas-guzzling car off the market.

    Am I deluding myself? Would it have been better to buy a brand new prius?

    --ANON

  80. GM need to fire its advertising agency by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Because they are as dumb as a bag of hammers.

    Seriously. Can you even think of ONE decent car ad from GM in the last decade?

    I sure can't, and the really, really, gut wrenching part of it all is that CHRYSLER has hit the ball out of the park with TWO stunning Superbowl ads over the last two years. And neither one were about their cars, but about their brand.

    GM is unfocused because their "brand" is actually a number of brands, probably each one with their own ad agency, and each one with a different VP in charge of hiring ad agencies, so you can enevr get it under "one roof" so to speak.

    GM is top-heavy with useless middle management, and each "brand" being -internally- in competition with each other. It's a problem, but the problem can be solved EASILY if the CEO had some balls and vision to make some sweeping changes to the way that GM does business.

    But he won't because the CEO of GM is an empty suit collecting a massive payday, and he knows that even if he does nothing and GM fails miserably, the government will step in the bail out his incompetence, and he still gets a massive payday.

    In short, GM is run by incompetent suits who are there to collect large checks and do as little as possible.

    Corporate waste is immeasurable. $40 million blown on facebook ads? bah, that's nothing. They blow money like that all the time on things that don't work out. And then you wonder why you're paying $30,000 for a car built almost entirely of cheap plastic?

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  81. Re:It's not working! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    I'm 30 next month, so I'm not sure if I still fall into the 'young' demographic, but I've been able to afford a car for about 10 years and a nice car for about 5. I have no car, nor any strong desire for one, although I do own a house (well, technically, the bank owns about 30% of it still). I am more likely to buy a light aircraft than a car. For short distances, especially here, a bike is more convenient and cheaper, and a taxi when I need one is cheaper than maintaining an albatross, sorry, a car.

    A car has just never seemed like a good economic proposition for me. If I'm going on a longer trip and I have spare money, I'd much rather buy a first-class rail ticket and have a comfy chair and a table that I can fit a laptop on. I can get some work done, watch a movie, or just sleep, depending on how I feel - none of these are possible if I'm driving.

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  82. The Straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might be the first step in an avalanche of corporations stopping the flow of money to Facebook. Expect FB to try and recoup the losses by A) becoming a spam-house and/or B) charging users for the privilege.

  83. Ads? On the Internet? Really? by rthille · · Score: 1, Funny

    There are advertisements on the internet? Really? Oh right, I have an adblocker installed.

    Sorry, never mind.

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  84. I like your style! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $40 million dollars

    1) $ = 'what follows is money'
    2) 40 million = 'how much money?'
    3) dollars = 'specific type of money'

    But someone should invent a symbol that combines 1 and 3 though.

  85. GM should dump the profile too by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    $30 mil for the profile is a waste. Property who get to the profile were clicking on the ads.

    It would have been nice if they'd announced this before the IPO.

  86. haha leverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone didnt scratch someone else's back when they needed something.
    Oh and if you are surfing the net without ad-block plus then you are wasting bandwidth for the rest of us.

  87. Also, Unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read an interview with former GM CEO Rick Wagoner, who first claimed that "if you are at GM for some years, you will become an auto guy". This man hat zero technology education - he was a finance guy. Then he was asked what he would do if union demands were too excessive. His reply was that his hands were basically tied and that he had to accept any demand. This man had absolutely zero fighting spirit on that subject. Was it his individual fault ? I don't think so. I guess the Unions were actually running the show in Detroit and he had to go along, or else.
    Compare that to the CEO of Volkswagen (F. Piech), who has an aeronautical engineering degree (much harder than most other things, including hard science here) and who would at least let the unions strike for a week or two to test their nerves and then sit down and negotiate. If they were still mad, he would let them strike for some more weeks.
    In Wolfsburg they even slashed working hours and pay when they had too many workers. "Worker Banks" of people doing exactly nothing are completely unheard of. People would be let go if the other options (such as time/pay reductions and "short working time" (partly state-paid)) would not work.
    So UAW and $hit-counters drove the once biggest auto corp into the ground. Mr Piech could not have weaker enemies than beancounters like Mr Wagoner. And certainly the current beancounter is no match for VW engineering talent either:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_F._Akerson

  88. Re:It's not working! by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    That's looking at the small picture.

    Looking at the bigger picture means taking in all the aspects of owning a car + gas.
    The cost of maintaining a car has not increased 50%.
    Gas prices have.

    For families who were spending once 200-300$ in gas are now paying 300-450 in gas per month
    3600 per year now is 5400.

    If you don't think that's a lot of money, I'd be more than happy to have you give that to me.

    I spend maybe 120ish per month right now in gas with minimal driving excluding going to work. (Which I need a car to get to)
    It used to be 80. It adds up fast for low-middle class people.

    Also my car is really light on gas usage.

  89. You're Fired by erroar · · Score: 1

    It took you 40 MILLION DOLLARS to come to the conclusion that, Facebook, is not "working". You're officially the stupidest marketing expert alive.

  90. Facebook could do such an analysis by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    They have every incentive to be able to understand whether and how their advertising works, and publicize its success. That they haven't done so (or at least publicized the results) suggests that they don't want to know the answer, or don't want others to know.

  91. The real problem with car marketing in the US by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Sample of some European car ads that I've seen in my day:

    Couple are driving through town in a small Italian car. Guy keeps checking out chicks, she gets pissed, and eventually pulls over and makes out with a random guy. Lesson learned.

    Angry woman storms out of a house throwing away various clothing items, pieces of jewelry, and other reminders of what we assume is her ex. She's about to ditch the car keys into the drain, but hesitates, changes her demeanor, becomes more determined, and proudly marches to her little German car and drives off to the tune of more upbeat music.

    Girl walks up to a guy and says "nice car, wanna show me what it can do?" She gets in with him and they go for a drive. She sinks into the comfortable seats, hangs on to the nice door handles and they zip along through the country while she gets all hot and worked up. They end up in his house, running upstairs, throwing down and ready to do it when they hear the door closing. They panic, look around like they're about to be busted, and two kids come running in greeting them as mom and dad.

    Sample of US car commercials:

    Unseen driver in a silver vehicle drives at unsafe speeds on a country road with no traffic to the tune of loud rock music, and at the end there's a picture of the car and a marketing guy reading out some catchy sales slogan.

    Unseen driver in a silver vehicle drives at unsafe speeds on a city street with no traffic to the tune of loud rock music, and at the end there's a picture of the car and a marketing guy reading out some catchy sales slogan.

    Unseen driver in a silver vehicle drives at unsafe speeds on a city street where the traffic all moves at the speed of light, to the tune of loud rock music, and at the end there's a picture of the car and a marketing guy reading out some catchy sales slogan.

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    1. Re:The real problem with car marketing in the US by zlives · · Score: 1

      America: we are stealthy like that :)

  92. Re:Whaaaa???? Mostly wasted anyway by tibman · · Score: 1

    I saw something on here: https://xkcd.com/980/
    That said Coke could buy everyone in the world a coke with their advertising budget. That's a lot of cokes!

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  93. Takes more than $10mil to sell me a GM Car by jimmifett · · Score: 1

    It's not working because people haven't forgotten that the united auto workers union was bailed out by the taxpayer dollars.

    I'm in the market for a new car, and like the car commercial that embarrassed the current administration, if I buy American, it will be Ford, for the same reason.

    1. Re:Takes more than $10mil to sell me a GM Car by zlives · · Score: 1

      Ford was on the same line asking for bailout money, GM didn't really need it either but it did let them have their cake and eat it too. Chrysler almost failed even after the money and had to sleep with Fiat (Hint: they really needed it)

      As far as buying American... I wonder if you mean the corporation is US HQ'd or that the car is built in US...

  94. Re:It's not working! by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

    Also never wanted one here either and hoping I can get through life without ever having to own one. As I am about halfway through said life now the chances are starting to look pretty good. Promoting personal transportation vehicles as a way of life seems really stupid to me on just about every level and I'd rather continue to avoid supporting it if I can.

  95. Re:I've done some analysis of Google vs Facebook a by tibman · · Score: 1

    You would probably be a hero if you wrote up an article with graphs of your data. Obviously not submitting the story to slashdot until a week after other sites though.

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  96. What ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me they don't subdivise their advertising by region or even country ? What the heck ?

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  97. Is this the ideal Slashdot thread? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Cars and Facebook in the same string .... now, if we can just bring in Linux somehow... throw in a dash of conspiracy theory ...

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  98. What? Web Banners Don't Work As Well As Claimed?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shocking! :D Seriously though, anyone who thinks Facebook is any different from Compuserve, Geocities, Myspace, or any of the other long line of online social interaction thingamajigs that rise and decline as they are replaced by something else is going to be disappointed in the performance of their portfolio.

  99. Wait, $30 million is used for what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said a quarter of the $40 million goes into advertising. That's $10 million. The other $30 million is used for what exactly?

    Coming up with silly graphics of cars and posting them?

  100. Yes - they must advertise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big companies are consistently treating the little guy like dirt. Over the course of a lifetime, a person has probably owned at least one lemon made by GM. They didn't like the experience, and over time, their reputation gets out.

    Advertising undoes that. If you repeat the same lie often enough, people will start to believe it's true. Like those truck ads with the trucks driving off road. People see those and think that *that* particular brand of truck is durable. They'll even throw a concrete block in the back on the commercials, so it must be tough! Look, it's a dirty truck so it must be good for working.

    But naturally, if you let the dealer know you've done that with your truck, they'll call it abuse and void the warranty. You aren't actually supposed to do that with your truck - that's just the commercial, you see.

    Funny thing is, though, that having worked in a shop I know the strengths and weaknesses of most designs. Some trucks have a better suspension which will put up with continuous off-road driving, while others would be lucky to have their engine survive 100,000 miles.

    Guess which truck has the worst suspension design?

    Advertising is there to undo the knowledge that comes from experience. If a publicly owned, American company could think beyond next quarter - that is, long term, they wouldn't need advertising or government bailouts.

  101. Re:It's not working! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    THIS

    This has always been my view of it. Facebook is so much more palatable when viewed through a phone. Facebook without the ads is pretty good. I think they will eventually have to go the Twitter route, where they place ads directly into the feed. There will probably be ways to filter those, but definitely not on the official Facebook app.

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  102. Re:It's not working! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You call the NSA.

  103. Does GM think it's many clicks you get? by Summitlake · · Score: 1

    Yeah,as if GM's 1960's magazine ads weren't successful because not enough people clicked on them. It's the exposure. If Facebook doesn't get them enough of that, maybe they need to try the free Shopper mailbox stuffers.

  104. Facebook Ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company I work for tried using Facebook Ads. We tried changing all the demographics, the time of day, day of week and everything else we could think of but at best we broke even on sales and no longer advertise on Facebook. Google, on the other hand is a constant profit center. I don't think we've tried Bing or yahoo.

  105. Advertising in general is a waste of $$$... by nessman · · Score: 0

    Advertising in general is a waste of money if the product you're selling just tumbled out of my rectum this morning. I haven't seen an exciting new GM product in years.