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  1. Re:This really is a bizare course of action for Or on Oracle and Google To Finally Enter Courtroom · · Score: 2

    besides, mostly the lawsuit is not about the syntax of the written language, but of the bytecode / vm side.

    Say what now? The Oracle/Google lawsuit is about copyright infringement of the Java library APIs, as thoroughly documented at Groklaw. I don't know which lawsuit you're thinking of.

  2. Re:Also known as on FCC Wants To Fine Google $25K For WiFi Investigation · · Score: 1

    Just so you know, Google won't put as much time into deciding which denomination of bills to toss in the general direction of The Man as you just put into analysing it.

  3. Re:Also known as on FCC Wants To Fine Google $25K For WiFi Investigation · · Score: 0
    So, this paddling from your mom that you're clearly obsessed with... how much did you enjoy it, on a scale from "semi'ed" to "spanked off to it every night since"?

    Sometimes the post really is all about you.

  4. Totally awesome on Data Center Staff Will Sleep Among the Racks For London Olympics · · Score: 1

    Just like those factories in China where they lock the workers up in dorms, and wake them up march them back to the assembly line whenever demand rises, day or night! Technology is super cool!

  5. Re:How useful on Critical Flaw Found In Backtrack Linux · · Score: 1

    Eh, you can't make scissors that are completely safe for folk that insist on running with them.

  6. Re:Sony's war on their customers on Sony Projects Record Losses of $6.4 Billion · · Score: 1

    Eh, they just need to tighten their grip.

  7. Re:Number of actual terrorists blocked by TSA on TSA Shuts Down Airport, Detains 11 After "Science Project" Found · · Score: 1

    It's only by the grace of the Christian God that they're apparently too retarded to realise that they could just walk on with a stick of dynamite.

    No? Put it inside a vibrator. Or, heck, just write "ACME DYNAMITE" on it, it's got about as much chance of being found by the TSA either way.

  8. Re:Looks like they beat me to it. on World's Creepiest iPhone App Pulled After Outcry · · Score: 2

    Eh, the thinking seems to be that women are just so ditzy that we can't trust their chosen privacy settings, bless their pretty little heads. Stick to knitting and kittens, girls, leave this complicated intardnets stuff to manly men with manly neckbeards.

  9. Dudes, SHARED, not STOLEN on Up To 1.5 Million Visa, MasterCard Credit Card Numbers Stolen · · Score: -1, Troll

    The numbers are still there, man, it's, like, totally just a bunch of bits and bytes and junk.

    Or do we only apply that argument to music and movies and porn, hmm?

  10. Just so we're all clear on Maryland Team Completes Most Extensive Face Transplant Yet · · Score: 1

    A guy who shot his own face off is a deserving recipient of hundreds of surgeon-hours of reconstructive effort, right?

    That's great news: I presume that it means that we've already fixed every birth defect in every innocent infant, yes?

  11. Re:Solution on Ask Slashdot: How To Feed Africa? · · Score: 1

    How very Modest.

  12. Re:FBI on Counterterrorism Agents Were Told They Could Suspend the Law · · Score: 1

    Speaking of provokateurs, I agree that you and them should shoot it out.

  13. Solar is booming on fossil energy subsidies on Solar Power Is Booming — Why Do We Want To Kill It? · · Score: 0

    Either me a solar energy company that runs its entire operatio - extraction, through refinement, through fabrication, installation and maintenance, including keeping the meat alive - entirely on solar panels, or kindly fuck off and die in the same cold, dark cave that we'll all be huddling in if we take one more step down the risible Greenwashed Brick Road that is photo-voltaic.

  14. Re:We Are Not Alone on Scientists Estimate 40% of Red Dwarfs Have A Rocky Planet · · Score: 1

    Uh, we're so late to the party that we should never have evolved. This is primo real estate. If even one other species had struggled off its own lonely rock in the Milky Way, even once, in the last 12 billion years or so, then we'd be singing the Ghoyogian National Anthem by now.

  15. WARNING: links to Cringely article on Linux 3.3: Making a Dent In Bufferbloat? · · Score: 1

    Like the apocryphal monkey throwing darts at the stocks page, Cringely does get things right occasionally, but not because he actually understands or is capable of explaining them.

  16. Re:Future scaling on Particle-Wave Duality Demonstrated With Largest Molecules Yet · · Score: 1

    Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Narrow slits, an industrial press...

  17. Re:Bureaucrats can't be fired on UK MPs Threaten New Laws If Google Won't Censor Search · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking that Microsoft will likely shit a brick in its rush to volunteer to censor Bing in an attempt to have it mandated to (literally) tens or hundreds of millions of minions of repressive regimes (like China, the UK, USA...) around the world.

    Note carefully that volunteering to censor is not the same as censoring. All they have to do is make the claim, delivering on it is an entirely different issue.

  18. Re:Mr Mosley on UK MPs Threaten New Laws If Google Won't Censor Search · · Score: 2
    Indeed, as the judgement clearly showed, Max Mosely only commissioned a perfectly standard S&M incarceration scenario in which the use of German language, German accents and German uniforms was completely co-incidental.

    *WINK*.

  19. Wait, wait, let me get this right on Why Gay Men Are Worth So Much To Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paul Francis, uh, "scientific" director of the Max Planck Institute for Software Systems, has figured out that if I choose to declare that I'm gay on my public Failbook profile, then people can use that information to determine my sexuality?

    Whoa, that's some cutting edge research there. Thanks for looking out for me, Paul.

  20. Re:Naturally on Congress Capitulates To TSA; Refuses To Let Bruce Schneier Testify · · Score: 1

    Just so we're clear, there shouldn't be a smiley at the end of that sentence. It's +1 Insightful just as it stands.

  21. Re:Compel them to show up? on Righthaven Stops Showing Up In Court · · Score: 1

    Marvellous, except for them being given an hour (on the taxpayers' clock) to cut a check. The time to do that was months previously: private citizens aren't given a grace period once the truck shows up.

  22. Re:Physical Seizures? on Microsoft Leads Sting Operation Against Zeus Botnets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, so you have a Windows phone! Now we just need to figure out who the other guy is.

  23. [switches on TV] on HDTV Expert Alfred Poor Tells You What to Buy and What Not to Buy (Video) · · Score: 1

    Yup, still works. Sorry, Alfred, I interrupted you while you were shilling. Please do go on.

  24. Re:When will patent thuggery end? on Judge Orders Oracle and Google To Talk, Again · · Score: 1

    Lawyers don't seem to be getting bored with it. And like most budget items, you either use them or lose them.

  25. Re:Meteorite impact? Dust storm? Optical illusion? on Amateur Astronomer Spots Strange Cloud Formations On Mars · · Score: 1

    Good. I find their Deja Thoris strictly comparable. Needs to be more red and a lot more nekkid.