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Righthaven Stops Showing Up In Court

Fluffeh writes "This story has gone from funny to sad. Following copyright-troll Righthaven's recent whipping by a judge, it now appears the company has just given up altogether. CEO Steve Gibson is working at another job (while being investigated by the Nevada Bar) and main lawyer Shawn Mangano apparently has completely stopped responding to all attempts to contact him, even by the court. All this has resulted in the key appeals in its cases to be dismissed 'for lack of prosecution.' Last Thursday it also had a key case closed, with prejudice, driving another nail in its already buried coffin."

122 comments

  1. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This story has gone from funny to said."

    Another quality slashdot article!

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. First sentence. Who proofread this?

    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worst, it says "said" on the front page but "sad" on the page of the article itself.

      Another quality Slashdot code!

    3. Re:What? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Well at least isn't wasn't a lazy copy-n-paste!

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worst!!1

    5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worst!!1????????????? Damn man. Try worse.

    6. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try WHOOSH!

    7. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wot is WHOOSH?

    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rhymes with DOUCHE (which sums up you ac trolls etc. in this exchange block in this thread, eating up screen real estate here with your stupid off topic crap).

    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kowalski, is that you?

  2. driving another nail in its already buried coffin? by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now that's a bizarre twist to that metaphor...

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  3. Otherwise known as The Ostrich Technique. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stick your head in the ground, pretend it doesn't exist.

    1. Re:Otherwise known as The Ostrich Technique. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ostriches don't do that.

    2. Re:Otherwise known as The Ostrich Technique. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Well, This very badly photoshopped site disagrees with you.

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  4. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The court actually dug the coffin up, drove another nail into it, and reburied it. Yes, it was a lot of work, but the point needed to be proven that badly.

  5. Ignore the Court? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish I could ignore court orders and get on with my life. Somehow I don't think that works for people.

    1. Re:Ignore the Court? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      You could ignore orders from RIAA. "Pay us $5000 settlement cost, or else appear in court on this date ______." Ha. Yeah right. Trashed.

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    2. Re:Ignore the Court? by OldGunner · · Score: 2

      Well, they have certainly been electronic bullies far longer than Righthaven was, so perhaps their eventual down fall will be even more spectacular. We can only hope! Come to think of it, they have been amazingly quiet since Righthaven got taken to the judicial woodshed.

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  6. SCO and Righthaven merger by Danathar · · Score: 4, Funny

    And in other news Darl McBride has announced that SCO will be merging with Righthaven to "Leverage synergistic energies to protect our customers"

    1. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by tripleevenfall · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear lord, what if they synergize their core competencies?

    2. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by gman003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then they'll be able to fail *twice* as epically!

      Failure, of course, being their core competency.

    3. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by bmo · · Score: 2

      You can bet if they do, Robert Enderle will be there to cheer them on and say that this is the death knell for Linux.

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    4. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll use best practices and outside-the-box thinking to rightsize the cloud-based agile empowerment solutions with viral social messaging, of course. Do I have to think of everything around here?

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    5. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny

      They'll use best practices and outside-the-box thinking to rightsize the cloud-based agile empowerment solutions with viral social messaging, of course

      Hey, I got Bingo!! Awesome, thanks.

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    6. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But if you fail at failing, aren't you actually successful?

    7. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      Best practices dictate that you not take the low hanging fruit and become much more results driven.

    8. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Norman, Coordinate!!!

      [ head asplodes ]

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    9. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by drolli · · Score: 1

      They will be twice a efficient in transferring money to lawyers.

    10. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to be PROACTIVE at all times.

    11. Re:SCO and Righthaven merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll use best practices and outside-the-box thinking to rightsize the cloud-based agile empowerment solutions with viral social messaging, of course

      Hey, I got Bingo!! Awesome, thanks.

      No. Thats numberwang

  7. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like they dug it up and fired it into the sun.

  8. Compel them to show up? by Kylon99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IANAL, but is there some way to compel them to show up? Not to force them to prosecute their claims, but rather to compel them to answer for their frivolous lawsuits, for example?

    I mean, lodging a lawsuit against someone causes emotional harm and waste of time and money if they did it with malice. Can there be restitution with any of their cases for the injured party? Although I know it may be very hard to prove...

    1. Re:Compel them to show up? by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 2

      I'm not familiar with common law, but in continental law, you may be taken in by the police if you fail to answer your summons for a trial, or even taken in the night before, and held at the precinct overnight, then led forward handcuffed by an officer. The court has to order this specifically, and I've only seen this used in case of private persons, so I'm not sure it could apply in case of a corporation (after all, the legal persona applies to the whole corporation, who is there to summon by force in this case?)...

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    2. Re:Compel them to show up? by JazzHarper · · Score: 4, Informative

      IANAL, but is there some way to compel them to show up? Not to force them to prosecute their claims, but rather to compel them to answer for their frivolous lawsuits, for example?

      Yes, the defendant can file a counterclaim. If they still don't show up, the defendant wins, automatically. Then, there's the little detail of collecting on the judgement, but take it one step at a time...

    3. Re:Compel them to show up? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      In most states, if somebody doesn't pay a judgement, then the plaintiff can do things like have the sherriff show up at their office and take anything of value up to the amount of the judgement. Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if the individuals have already collected very handsome salaries and let the company go into bankruptcy so the actual money is hidden behind the corporate veil.

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    4. Re:Compel them to show up? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      For civil suits?

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    5. Re:Compel them to show up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides getting a judgment, there is also the beauty of Rules 11 and 37 (FRCP 11(c), especially). They specifically allow sanctions against a party (subject to (c)(5)(A)), its officers, and its attorneys and the law firm that the attorney works for. So, they can get it out of the attorneys as well. Besides, at this point, the court may end up going around the corporate veil because it is now the officer's fault for not doing anything as well as the corporation's.

    6. Re:Compel them to show up? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In most states, if somebody doesn't pay a judgement, then the plaintiff can do things like have the sheriff show up at their office and take anything of value up to the amount of the judgement.

      Like this priceless gem: A Florida Couple 'Forecloses' On Bank Of America

      Over the past few years, we've heard plenty of horror stories about bungled foreclosures. The one of Warren and Maureen Nyerges, from the Naples, Fla. area, is just as bad. In 2009, they bought a home with cash, yet in 2010 Bank of America tried to foreclose on them. It took two months of phone calls and eventually court intervention to clear up the misunderstanding.

      In December, a judge ordered the bank to pay the couple $2,500 in attorney fees. But months went by and the bank never cut a check. So, the Naples Daily News reports, Nyerges hired a lawyer, who pursued a levy, and this past Friday the showdown was on: The Nyergeses showed up to a local branch of Bank of America with the sheriff, the media and some movers with a truck:

      "I'm either leaving the building with a whole bunch of furniture, or a check or cash or something," the attorney, Todd Allen, vowed.

      ... An hour later, the bank cut a check.

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    7. Re:Compel them to show up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won a claim in court several years ago. The defendant dodged collectors for a few months. I finally had his truck seized from in front of his business and sold at auction. I took my cut, the towing company got paid, and then a check was sent to him for the rest. Somehow I think the check for $900 for his 2009 F350 didn't make him very happy.

    8. Re:Compel them to show up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but that's the REAL problem here. Our court system doesn't really have a way to compel a case to completion. By "just not showing up" the legal fault is on the lawyers for not pressing their case... not on the MERITS of if the case would have been won or lost. In short, these guys can start another company, do it all again in a few years... and there is no Legal Precedent that says they CANNOT do this.

    9. Re:Compel them to show up? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      When the plaintiff doesn't show up, one of three things can happen:
      1. The defendant moves for dismissal and wins
      2. The defendant can ask for a continuance* so that the plaintiff can show up
      3. The Judge gets angry and orders a arrest warrant or fine for contempt upon the plaintiff.

      When the defendant doesn't show up, see #3

      *unless you were trying to get sued and set a precedent, this never happens

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    10. Re:Compel them to show up? by Admiral+Justin · · Score: 1

      Several of the cases already have righthaven owing money to the defendant, which they are unable to pay.

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    11. Re:Compel them to show up? by triclipse · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the plaintiff doesn't show up, the defendant does not even necessarily have to file a counterclaim to get a judgment in their favor. If the case is abandoned for lack of prosecution, the defendant can generally get a judgment for at least their costs and, depending on the type of case, for their attorneys' fees.

      With a judgment in their favor, the defendant could then call the plaintiff (now judgment debtor) in for a debtor's exam. If the debtor fails to appear, that's contempt of court and generally a warrant for the debtor's arrest is issued.

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    12. Re:Compel them to show up? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Marvellous, except for them being given an hour (on the taxpayers' clock) to cut a check. The time to do that was months previously: private citizens aren't given a grace period once the truck shows up.

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    13. Re:Compel them to show up? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I don't know who's defending those lawyers, but if they are defending themselves, this would likely be contempt of court.

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    14. Re:Compel them to show up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the defendant doesn't show up, the plaintiff moves for an entry of default and then a default judgment. Then Profit.

      If it were a criminal matter we'd go to your step 3. In civil cases we follow the underpants gnome steps.

    15. Re:Compel them to show up? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Piercing the corporate veil in Nevada is nearly impossible.

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  9. Is this the end? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With all Righthaven did, I wonder if this will simply be the end to the lawsuits. If so, this would be a really bad thing. When all is said and done, if the courts just shut down the lawsuits now, the folks behind Righthaven will have been able to sue a bunch of people and then walk away without any penalties. Sure, Righthaven will be shuttered, but there are indications that they shuttled assets elsewhere first to avoid paying debts. If the courts allow this, what's to stop any company from forming a shell company (to protect the parent), conducting a series of lawsuits, and simply dissolving the shell if things go badly? The downside here seems low and the upside (if you are successful in forcing people to settle) seems high. There needs to be a full investigation here with appropriate charges filed/fines issued to make sure other companies get the message that this is unacceptable.

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    1. Re:Is this the end? by bmo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's called piercing the corporate veil, and if that happens, the principals are directly responsible for any and all judgments against the company.

      It has to be pretty serious fiduciary irresponsibility, though, at the criminal level.

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    2. Re:Is this the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There needs to be a full investigation here with appropriate charges filed/fines issued to make sure other companies get the message that this is unacceptable.

      While I fully agree, that would be up to the State judiciary and/or State Bar wouldn't it? And likely cost a pretty penny to see to fruition. Hard sell in a possible election year, going after a patent troll with likely no recovery of funds for the defendent, much less the state.

      There's a reasons lawyers are 1st, or 2nd, against the wall when the revolution comes.

    3. Re:Is this the end? by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I believe this may qualify.

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    4. Re:Is this the end? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      According to wikiedia Righthaven owes one gentleman (a blogger) $34,000 in a court case where they lost. It would be a shame if he spent all that money defending himself, but then never sees any of it. Yet another reason I'm opposed to limited-liability corporations.

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    5. Re:Is this the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      piercing the corporate veil applies to shareholders who normally have limited liability. The actors within a corporation are never shielded from any illegal activity they do themselves on behalf of a corporation. I'm not sure why so many people get this confused.

    6. Re:Is this the end? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, I tend to go through a friend of mine for matters like this. His phrase when collecting is something akin to "34 grand or 34 teeth".

      Works better than the average court order. No limitation of liability possible.

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    7. Re:Is this the end? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that your friend's name is either Guido or Vinny

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    8. Re:Is this the end? by BigBlackDog · · Score: 1

      I would be difficult to collect 34 teeth from most adults: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth_(human)#Permanent_teeth

      I guess this is somewhat of a limitation on the liability ;)

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    9. Re:Is this the end? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Well, there's the incentive. He'll just keep digging deeper until he finds something tooth-like.

    10. Re:Is this the end? by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      I used to actually know a debt collector named Guido. We used to work at the same company. It used to crack me up every time I get to work his name into a call. Comedy gold... (Ok, I admit it, I'm easily amused.)

    11. Re:Is this the end? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Get with the times.

      His name is Ivan.

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    12. Re:Is this the end? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Believe me, he can be very convincing. He will keep digging until you spit out 34 teeth. One of them looked a bit like a chip from a rib and one looked funnily small like a child's milk tooth, but hey, I'm no monster, I don't dictate where you take your teeth from.

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  10. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by tripleevenfall · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like in Moby Dick, the coffin was built for someone, then that someone didn't die, then it was nailed shut and used as a bouy, then it was dragged down to the depths without any human intervention, then ironically the person did die when the coffin would have saved them, but then without any human intervention it erupted back to the surface, saved someone else's life, and then... well, was probably discarded again, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, the coffin which already was buried was exhumed, had one additional useless nail driven in, and - well, it's something to do with hamburgers or cars I'm sure.

  11. beating a dead horse is sometimes necessary by amoeba1911 · · Score: 4, Informative

    What seems like beating a dead horse is necessary in this case. You must continue to beat the horse even after the horse is long dead. It's like a course of antibiotics, it may seem like the infection is gone but if you stop too soon a resistant strain might come back.

    1. Re:beating a dead horse is sometimes necessary by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Beat the dead horse, then stake it through the heart, sever the head, fill it with garlic, and bury it separately from the body, preferrably across a body of water...

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    2. Re:beating a dead horse is sometimes necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not beating a dead horse. It's making the rubble bounce, as a warning to others.

    3. Re:beating a dead horse is sometimes necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't you leave the head on somebody's pillow?

    4. Re:beating a dead horse is sometimes necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but that doesn't make it come back to life!!!

    5. Re:beating a dead horse is sometimes necessary by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      no, just Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

  12. Fuck up careers by future+assassin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So these guys just fucked their careers for life, for what? A promise of some $$$ at the end of the line....

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    1. Re:Fuck up careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like England's "loser pays" law.

    2. Re:Fuck up careers by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      People do it all the time.
      They feel the need to stick it to the man, they believe in a get rich scheme or both. They go out full cock until until reality hits them like a train. They loose everything.
      I have seen a case where a Guy who was running a business sold it to an other company just as long as he would stay the manager. So they kept him, during this time he got Pissed off because he had to deal with bosses who were telling him to do things he didn't want to do (BTW he sold his company because he couldn't make it profitable, and the buyer was giving directions on how to make it profitable). So he quit, and stole all the companies data, and tried to start his own business by taking away customers because there will be a 0 migration problems.
      So he got sued. He ended up paying the cost that he sold his business and then some (legal costs) for and forced to close his business. So the new company got a unit for free. and he got nothing, and if anyone does a background check on him he will get limited career options.

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    3. Re:Fuck up careers by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I like England's "loser pays" law.

      I don't. I don't have the millions of dollars to pay a high end legal team that a corporation might be able to afford, so "loser pays" would boil down to "I have no rights against rich entities". No thanks.

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    4. Re:Fuck up careers by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>stole companies data

      Stupid. He deserved to lose his money, because he's a thief.

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    5. Re:Fuck up careers by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm, have you heard of it?

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    6. Re:Fuck up careers by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      ... or at least I hope it was sarcasm!

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    7. Re:Fuck up careers by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Suggest: min(a,b)

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    8. Re:Fuck up careers by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Fucked their careers? They managed to patent troll and bully a couple people, lose EVERY SINGLE effin case and get away with it.

      I foresee a great future as MAFIAA lawyers.

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    9. Re:Fuck up careers by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Doubling the already substantial financial obstacle of hiring a lawyer for the average joe, and having an effect on the corporation indistinguishable from zero.

      It's better than the naive implementation of 'loser pays', but this is damning with faint praise.

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    10. Re:Fuck up careers by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 2

      How about you pay twice your own lawyer's cost. Once to your lawyer, once to the winner's?

      If you win against a corporation who put a million dollar dream team together your lawyer just made bank. If you lose then the corporation still doesn't realize the rewards necessary to afford the dream team. I feel like it wouldn't be worse than what we have now and would actually encourage more lawyers to act pro-bono for the poor, at least in cases where they may win.

    11. Re:Fuck up careers by shentino · · Score: 2

      Did you ever have rights against rich entities anyway?

      Besides, with loser pays organizations like the EFF can turn donations into loans instead of gifts.

      The EFF can throw gobs of money at the case, win it, and get their money back to reuse on the next case.

    12. Re:Fuck up careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucked their careers? They managed to patent troll and bully a couple people, lose EVERY SINGLE effin case and get away with it.

      I foresee a great future as MAFIAA lawyers.

      All that plus they probably managed to get paid with someone else's money in the process.

    13. Re:Fuck up careers by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      ... or lose it, and get crushed into oblivion.

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    14. Re:Fuck up careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't. I don't have the millions of dollars to pay a high end legal team that a corporation might be able to afford, so "loser pays" would boil down to "I have no rights against rich entities". No thanks.

      You don't pay their actual costs, you pay reasonable costs. What the judges determines to be reasonable costs for that kind of legal action. If the defendant paid for top dollar lawyers, or a team of lawyers, they'll have to pay the difference themselves.

    15. Re:Fuck up careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you prefer a system where you may win and still be ruined for life?

    16. Re:Fuck up careers by dkf · · Score: 2

      I don't. I don't have the millions of dollars to pay a high end legal team that a corporation might be able to afford, so "loser pays" would boil down to "I have no rights against rich entities". No thanks.

      It doesn't work like that. The repayment of costs by the losing side is subject to a check against whether it is equitable and reasonable, and it is the judge that makes that determination. The legal principle of equitability is why costs are normally awarded (basically, why should you have to pay if you've not done anything wrong?). The legal principle of reasonableness strongly encourages the two sides to the case to bring equivalent legal firepower; yes, bring too little and you lose, but bring too much and you'll be out of pocket due to only getting a partial (sometimes very partial) award of costs. Doing the legal equivalent of using a thermonuclear weapon to crack a peanut is not reasonable, and it's been partially responsible in a number of cases for the "winners" feeling like they've lost heavily.

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    17. Re:Fuck up careers by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      That isnt how loser pays works.

      Equitable conduct is assumed on both parties, and if you spend millions in a petty case and win, the judge is unlikely to allow full recovery of your costs.

    18. Re:Fuck up careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is the default case now, except that it costs them whether they win *or* lose. The only thing that changes with this idea is that they have a reasonable chance of getting the spent money *back*.

  13. And so the two most responsible people walk away.. by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ..with hardly any punishment for the thousands of dollars of losses they inflicted on their victims. Makes me sick.

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  14. Who proofread it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same person who added an extra "i" in the word "sad" (which was correct in Fluffeh's submission).

    Somehow, in the process of moving the hyperlink, Soulskill got an extra "i" into the word "sad". Although I'll give him credit - he did fix the run-on sentence.

    1. Re:Who proofread it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Slashdot advertising sales team has been habituated into putting an "i" in front of everything. Now that you've broken their concentration, they'll be salivating over their keyboards.

  15. "gone from funny to sad"? by tobiasly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This story has gone from funny to sad.

    Nope. Still funny.

    1. Re:"gone from funny to sad"? by hierophanta · · Score: 2

      carp i miss moderated. commenting to remove it

  16. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Leave the sun out of it. They're being investigated for enough crimes as it is.

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  17. Re:And so the two most responsible people walk awa by jd · · Score: 2

    That seems to happen a lot. *trynottomentionwallstreet* *trynottomentionwallstreet*

    The worrying thing is that it basically legitimizes patent trolling in that those wanting to organize a patent troll company now have a template to work from where they know they have a good chance of sponging lots of money and then escaping cleanly. Sure, the ending needs a little work, but most of the template is now proven solid.

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  18. Re:And so the two most responsible people walk awa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..with hardly any punishment for the thousands of dollars of losses they inflicted on their victims. Makes me sick.

    Well, there is the matter of that pesky Nevada Bar investigation. Disbarment remains a possibility.

  19. Re:And so the two most responsible people walk awa by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

    Victim that lost $50,000 can work through the courts, and when the courts find Righthaven has zero cash and can't return the money, shoot former CEO in head. (It's Vegas. People disappear all the time.)

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  20. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by mpbrede · · Score: 1

    Personally I'd have preferred the metaphor of "Driving another stake through its already dead heart." Ghoulish vampires deserve extra punishment.

  21. This is great! by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    I am finally glad that this sue for profit scheme has completely unraveled. This should put some waves of fear into the likes of RIAA and MPAA to make certain they have absolutely valid claims before they try to strong arm people. I love it! This is so funny as to be better than Andrew Dice Clay!

    1. Re:This is great! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Completely unraveled? Hell, it's a fucking template.

      1. Found limited liability company.
      2. Sue the crap out of people.
      3. If you lose, fold and start over.
      4. If you win, profit.

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    2. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. If you lose, fold and start over.

      So that's the secret meaning of "?????"

  22. or was it "Umbreall corp"? explains a lot actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EFG holdings LLC, a world leader in failure since 2002, joins Canopy group.

  23. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like they dug it up and fired it into the sun.

    No, just drove another steak through it's heart and doused out with holy water again.

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  24. Hold them in contempt by AvderTheTerrible · · Score: 1

    If they've stopped showing up entirely, I say the court should issue warrants and hold them in contempt until they take the proceedings seriously. They made their bed, time to lay in it.

  25. Criminals can be strange that way by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    They sometimes seem to be just attracted to crime, rather than turning to it as a last resort or because it makes so much money. A great example is a guy here locally who would break in to newspaper dispensers to steal the money. Well this was fairly hard work, they are built nice n' sturdy and this guy didn't have some tool to bust them open real fast. Also it required a good bit of walking around to get to them, there aren't all that many and they aren't densely packed. Of course the biggest thing is the haul was exceedingly small. These things are not massive profit machines, he'd be lucky to find $5 in one.

    The police said he literally would have made more money with a job at McDonalds at minimum wage. It wasn't as though he'd found a good way to make money, though illegal, he was really being an idiot about it.

    Or take a look at people in the drug trade. Quite dangerous not just because it is illegal but because it is violent. Your competitors may well kill you. Now there's some considerable money to be made... For a few people. Yes there are some very rich drug lords, but not that many really. Compare it to regular legit business and you see a lot of similarities, except the the top legit businessmen make even MORE money, and do not fear for their lives. In either case those going in to it at a low level with the idea they will strike it rich are probably deluding themselves but in legit business if you "fail" and are just a regular worker you can end up with a good career and a retirement rather than a shallow unmarked grave.

    1. Re:Criminals can be strange that way by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Freakonomics had an article on this in the original book, most street drug dealers still live at home because they make less than they would at McDonalds.

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  26. Re:Do I have to think of everything by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    "...main lawyer ... apparently has completely stopped responding to all attempts to contact him, even by the court" should be met by "Court offers a $5,000 contest to find him."

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  27. Re: Righthaven Stops Showing Up In Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At some point, that dead skunk in the road isn't going to get any flatter no matter how many more trucks drive over it.

    It'll still stink, though.

  28. Re:Steve's new home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you notice this nugget on the right?

    ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

            Listed in Best Lawyers in America, Intellectual Property Litigation

  29. Re:legitimizes patent trolling by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's the real danger here. The people on the receiving end of the suits had their year wrecked. Then everyone whisks away, "Nah, I don't think I'll bother to respond to the court anymore".

    Then next year another one will rise, with a slightly different spin.

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  30. Well deserved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Righthaven guys are scum, other lawyers hate them. They deserve to have their careers trashed. Perverting the legal system is not a business plan. They need to be made an example of.

  31. Re: Righthaven Stops Showing Up In Court by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

    And that is the true shame. It's so much work to flatten skunks the old fashioned way.

  32. Not Steve Gibson of SHIELDS UP, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In other words, NOT this guy -> https://www.grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2 of "Shields Up" online security fame, correct?

    * Just asking for clarification, photo's not the same guy I remember (and to cover "the" Steve Gibson (I say "THE" because he's well-known & this can 'trash' HIS good name)).

    APK

    P.S.=> I hope not! I state that mainly because despite the b.s. many others tried to spread about the guy over time? He's pretty damned good (his early work on disk checkers showed me that from the DOS days, as well as his frameworks for building Windows app in Straight Assembler alone, which is HARD ENOUGH doing it in C even (doing all window setup in API, doing your own scheduler loop etc./et al), overall, in computing &/or computer programming (but, not saying he's perfect, none of us are)... apk

    1. Re:Not Steve Gibson of SHIELDS UP, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was my question as well.

    2. Re:Not Steve Gibson of SHIELDS UP, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Windows apps he's made have no reason to be in assembly. It's a waste of time and he is seen as a fool for bragging about it.

  33. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Sounds more like they dug it up and fired it into the sun.

    No, just drove another steak through it's heart and doused out with holy water again.

    Some garlic sauce added, I presume? Or maybe it was frozen in the shape of a stake.

  34. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    My bad. I was hungry when I posted this.

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  35. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    The only reason I recognize typos is because I make so many of them myself ...

  36. Well, good question (my answer to you...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Great minds think alike"...

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=> On that note? I have to take off, but... I just don't want to see a 'great one' being crapped on (anymore - he endured a LOT of that from "lesser minds" & I DO MEAN THAT, because I have yet to see a single one of his 'naysayers' out produce he on an individual level in terms of accomplishments + contributions to the art & science of computing... MOST ESPECIALLY IF not competitors he has & yes, that goes on too, especially from today's rather reprehensible world of 1/2 truths & rumor mills)

    Yes, though he is not always 'perfect' or 'right' 110% (who is)? The man's good & has been since his SPINRITE days for DOS as a I noted, & he continued that trend with sites like "Shields Up"...

    Thus, it'd be a shame to have others crap on he unknowingly by being unaware of the fact he is not the same guy as the one noted in this article is all))... apk

  37. 1 thing 2B a critic (quite another 2B a cook) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps not, since inline asm directives exist in many compilers (e.g.-> C/C++ compiler + IDE variants, even Delphi, though it's changed in HOW you do in Delphi XE2)!

    You have a point (somewhat, regarding time expenditure & skills needed though), since many compilers' code is so optimized (especially C++ ones offering levels of optimization that are not even matched by Delphi (not quite, but close)).

    However - the frameworks he provided SAVE the time factor @ least (which is, after all, even what VCL/CLX/.NET & even MFC do, save you time, masking out entire API calls (which are, more paramstr laden by FAR & more complex)).

    Still, the point is, he has the skills to do so!

    (Again - I've done it in the 'olden days' in Win16 as I noted I had to with the tools I was using then, & had to do ALL my work via the API for the Window frame etc. itself AND design my own schedulers loops & more... was a nightmare compared to RAD tools today like Delphi &/or C++ Builder for example)).

    * Ahhh.. in any event? See my subject-line above...

    APK

    P.S.=> People can try to "bust him up" all day long, but, how many of his 'critics' are not just 'armchair QB's"? Not too many & when I confronted a few over the years on THAT VERY NOTE?? They ran...

    I.E.-> Nothing to show for themselves on that account (& certainly not more from DOS & Gibson SpinRite onwards into his Shields up Site + those ASSEMBLY frameworks for Windows apps even)...I just do NOT relate to folks like that! It's like seeing guys say "I could do better than Payton Manning as a QB!" Yea... ok, prove it I say!

    It also astounds me others do NOT *think* that straight asm code, even Macro-ized stuff, still has performance gains possibles, even today & with the compilers I noted above, vs. macro assembly tools like MASM or even TASM could do, it does... apk

  38. A haven for the greedy and dim-witted, maybe by thomasmoreorless · · Score: 2

    Pity they didn't name it Rightcraven -- that would have been much more appropriate considering that they have turned tale and crawled away. What a pathetic waste of resources this whole farce was, not to mention torturing people who did not infringe a single copyright. I agree that this must not go unpunished. The lawyers should at least be brought before the bar, even if the corporate bankruptcy shields them from paying what they owe.

  39. Re:driving another nail in its already buried coff by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

    But that would have implied that they had one to begin with.

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  40. Last One Out of the Court Room by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Remember to drive a stake through its heart, or it will just keep coming back. Like SCO.

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