1. Wear dark glasses 2. Sweat a lot 3. Sniffle and wipe your nose often 4. Drink a six pack of Red Bull beforehand 5. Don't check any bags 6. Stutter when you answer questions 7. Wear a hat pulled low 8. Be swarthy 9. Carry a lot of cash 10. Don't look like your passport photo
And that's pretty much all you need to know to get through US customs if you're Australian.
>> increase your memory, help you learn new tasks, make you better at math, turn you into a sniper in minutes, and most importantly make the ugly seem attractive
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it was an artistic rendition of a breast as a mountain with minifig climbers on it
Yes, yes, go on...
So what is the size of that file?
It topped out at 24 mph.
1. Wear dark glasses
2. Sweat a lot
3. Sniffle and wipe your nose often
4. Drink a six pack of Red Bull beforehand
5. Don't check any bags
6. Stutter when you answer questions
7. Wear a hat pulled low
8. Be swarthy
9. Carry a lot of cash
10. Don't look like your passport photo
And that's pretty much all you need to know to get through US customs if you're Australian.
Consider cells for special applications, such as on satellites.
Gosh, they could have avoided this whole mess by just hiring some people off Dice.com.
>> 'plastics' are under a century old
Yes, but that's like a billion in microbe years.
>> increase your memory, help you learn new tasks, make you better at math, turn you into a sniper in minutes, and most importantly make the ugly seem attractive
So basically, it's beer.
>> We've all seen the movies
Seen the movies? Hell, we've read the history books.
Conrad Farnsworth, spoiled, but genius son of the founder of Farnsworth Industries? Sounds like all he needs is a few henchmen and lair.
>> Who makes up these special days anyway and why should I listen to them?
Why not join the fun? Tuesday is "Special Day Creation Day".
What? Over? Did you say "over"?
Nothing is over until we decide it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
I find it hard to believe that Ontario has been so geologically inactive as to leave this water undisturbed for the last billion years.
Let me bring you up to speed; whatever the problem, it's the fault of the USA.
>> Because what we really need in this debate is more excusses.
And steak.
I find it amusing that the best P.R. man NASA has had in recent years (Chris Hadfield) is not American.
Good call. Both bat-shit-crazy; both messed up with drugs, guns, and women; and both fine storytellers.
"I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it." - W.C. Fields
I'd just LOVE to vote for another party that generates its values and policies from focus groups.
>> Give us a good post-op synopsis
He fixes the cable.
>> US bank account is scheduled to be closed
Clearly this is the work of the Illuminati Lizard People.
There once was a wind farm in Nantucket
That the US told to suck it
The Japs prefer a blow
To Fukushima glow
So they bought a share for their socket
>> Gonna be interesting to see who they nail for this.
Same as every other time this happens: Lady Liberty.
>> Stephen Hawking Warns Against Confining Ourselves To Earth
This from a guy who hasn't gotten out of his chair in forty years.
All that stuff on Spongebob - did that really happen?