God damn, the bigger the Troll the bigger the peelin<BR> And when dealin with the GiZ Mob you gots to know<BR> Steady Trollin' is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life<BR> Bound together by motherfuckers that's known<BR> to troll em off somethin, give it to me<BR>
Four or five trollers in a mothership<BR> Better known as a goose and we all wanna first post shit<BR> Bent, front and back glass got tint<BR> Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents<BR> And/. can't hold us<BR> Every chance we get, we hittin up the posters<BR> Comin up short of the green guys<BR> And I might start slangin cow pies<BR> Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month<BR> With "All Your Bases" on the front<BR> I'm bout to get rich<BR> Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch<BR> They drop like dominoes<BR> And if you didn't know, j0nkatz got drama hoes<BR> So after the screwin<BR> I bust a nut and get up and put on my Doc Martins<BR> I'm out the do'<BR> All you might get is a rubber on the floor<BR> Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Richard Petty<BR> Bitch, cause I'm steady Trollin'<BR>
Bustin caps in Holland<BR> Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six<BR> Cause I'm gettin major<BR> Fuck Red Hat, move to MSFT<BR> Told all my friends<BR> Don't drink Mad Dog, cause Mogan David is givin ends<BR> Fools get drunk and wanna compete<BR> First Postin' in the street<BR> Posters get mad, tempers are flarin<BR> cause they got a few cats starin<BR> Just at my genitals<BR> But scandalous bitches, make for happy/. Ed's<BR> I'm making my duty to cuss em<BR> out, cause I just don't trust em<BR> And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Timmy<BR> Bitch shoulda known I was steady Trollin'<BR>
Since one-time so hot<BR> Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock<BR> And I'm rollin on rims<BR> Eating sushi, and hot grits down Portman's pants<BR> Grumblin like a motherfucker<BR> Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit<BR> Saw Cyborg_Monkey bailin'<BR> When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'<BR> Don't you know that Trollers get smoked<BR> That take they life for a joke, get in home slice<BR> I take you to the pad zoom<BR> Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom<BR> Jumped back in my low rider<BR> Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter<BR> Went to MFS's house so I can get the gat<BR> His is the place where all the hoes kick it at<BR> GiZ Mob ain't nuttin but tramps<BR> But hoes lickin us like stamps <BR> One fool brought the music for the yams<BR> But j0nkatz had more amps, get in Fent<BR> Cause I had the jam on<BR> And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon<BR> Give me the nappy and make me happy<BR> Kathleen said 'Pappy could you slap me<BR> on the ass hard and fast<BR> and could please try not to leave a gash?'<BR> I said yeah, but I don't play sex<BR> When I'm putting on the latex<BR> Slipped on the condom<BR> Fucked around and dropped the bomb son<BR> And it came out sort of like confetti<BR> In for the night, no longer steady Trollin'<BR>
Steady Trollin'" by j0nkatz<BR> Original song "Steady Mobin'" by Ice Cube<BR>
God damn, the bigger the Troll the bigger the peelin<BR> And when dealin with the GiZ Mob you gots to know<BR> Steady Trollin' is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life<BR> Bound together by motherfuckers that's known<BR> to troll em off somethin, give it to me<BR>
Four or five trollers in a mothership<BR> Better known as a goose and we all wanna first post shit<BR> Bent, front and back glass got tint<BR> Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents<BR> And/. can't hold us<BR> Every chance we get, we hittin up the posters<BR> Comin up short of the green guys<BR> And I might start slangin cow pies<BR> Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month<BR> With "All Your Bases" on the front<BR> I'm bout to get rich<BR> Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch<BR> They drop like dominoes<BR> And if you didn't know, j0nkatz got drama hoes<BR> So after the screwin<BR> I bust a nut and get up and put on my Doc Martins<BR> I'm out the do'<BR> All you might get is a rubber on the floor<BR> Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Richard Petty<BR> Bitch, cause I'm steady Trollin'<BR>
Bustin caps in Holland<BR> Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six<BR> Cause I'm gettin major<BR> Fuck Red Hat, move to MSFT<BR> Told all my friends<BR> Don't drink Mad Dog, cause Mogan David is givin ends<BR> Fools get drunk and wanna compete<BR> First Postin' in the street<BR> Posters get mad, tempers are flarin<BR> cause they got a few cats starin<BR> Just at my genitals<BR> But scandalous bitches, make for happy/. Ed's<BR> I'm making my duty to cuss em<BR> out, cause I just don't trust em<BR> And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Timmy<BR> Bitch shoulda known I was steady Trollin'<BR>
Since one-time so hot<BR> Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock<BR> And I'm rollin on rims<BR> Eating sushi, and hot grits down Portman's pants<BR> Grumblin like a motherfucker<BR> Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit<BR> Saw Cyborg_Monkey bailin'<BR> When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'<BR> Don't you know that Trollers get smoked<BR> That take they life for a joke, get in home slice<BR> I take you to the pad zoom<BR> Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom<BR> Jumped back in my low rider<BR> Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter<BR> Went to MFS's house so I can get the gat<BR> His is the place where all the hoes kick it at<BR> GiZ Mob ain't nuttin but tramps<BR> But hoes lickin us like stamps <BR> One fool brought the music for the yams<BR> But j0nkatz had more amps, get in Fent<BR> Cause I had the jam on<BR> And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon<BR> Give me the nappy and make me happy<BR> Kathleen said 'Pappy could you slap me<BR> on the ass hard and fast<BR> and could please try not to leave a gash?'<BR> I said yeah, but I don't play sex<BR> When I'm putting on the latex<BR> Slipped on the condom<BR> Fucked around and dropped the bomb son<BR> And it came out sort of like confetti<BR> In for the night, no longer steady Trollin'<BR>
Gimmie Back My Karma by j0nkatz
Taken from "Gimmie back my bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Slashdot's so strange when its changin', yes indeed
Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
But I keep on trollin' like the trollin' man do
And I've got my post together, gonna troll all over you
(chorus)
Gimme back my karma
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
Don't wanna see no more damage done
Gimme back my karma
Sweet talkin' Malda done ran me out of town
And I drank enough Mad Dog to float a Sparcstation around
But I'm trollin' this game one step ahead of you
And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues
(chorus)
Gimme back my karma
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
Don't wanna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my karma
Oh, put 'em back... where they belong
Been up and down since I turned minus seventeen
Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
Tell all those Lunix pushers, better get out of my way
(chorus)
Gimme back my karma
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
Don't wanna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my karma
Oh put 'em back where they belong
Gimme back my karma
Actually Handera started the virtual grafitti area, if programs are designed to run with it they do, if not they caqn run in kind of a "virtual compatability" mode.
fuck open source in the ass with a big rubber dick!
I hate your fucking guts, but I give you an A+ for effort anyhow.
Raymond also asserts that Microsoft could have killed Linux if only they'd started a little earlier.
HA! With over 90% of the desktop market looks like MS is doing a damn spiffy job of killing it now!
Why the fuck would I wanna put Lunix on big iron when I have Solaris and a room full of E5000's?
Dip shits!
But if the gun run on Lunix or some other *nix, then you would have to spend 2 days to edit .conf files just to be able to pull the trigger.
geez look at the anti-MS fud! /. afterall!
Why haven't these guys been modded up? This is
Werd yo!
They can run but they cannot hide!
Next time you get a FedEx package thank Solaris.
XP 0wn5 j00 a55!!!!!!
No! I hate monkeys!
I had a monkey one time, but he wouldn't drink al-key-holl. So I bit his bloody head off!
HAHAHA!
w00p
I fart in your general direction!!
When is the next Windows version gonna be out?!?!?!? I mean I really want to do real work instead of tinkering with some Swedish piece of shit OS.
well when i do this it tells me my lines are too short.
Steady Trollin'" by j0nkatz
/. can't hold us<BR>
/. Ed's<BR>
Original song "Steady Mobin'" by Ice Cube<BR>
God damn, the bigger the Troll the bigger the peelin<BR>
And when dealin with the GiZ Mob you gots to know<BR>
Steady Trollin' is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life<BR>
Bound together by motherfuckers that's known<BR>
to troll em off somethin, give it to me<BR>
Four or five trollers in a mothership<BR>
Better known as a goose and we all wanna first post shit<BR>
Bent, front and back glass got tint<BR>
Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents<BR>
And
Every chance we get, we hittin up the posters<BR>
Comin up short of the green guys<BR>
And I might start slangin cow pies<BR>
Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month<BR>
With "All Your Bases" on the front<BR>
I'm bout to get rich<BR>
Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch<BR>
They drop like dominoes<BR>
And if you didn't know, j0nkatz got drama hoes<BR>
So after the screwin<BR>
I bust a nut and get up and put on my Doc Martins<BR>
I'm out the do'<BR>
All you might get is a rubber on the floor<BR>
Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Richard Petty<BR>
Bitch, cause I'm steady Trollin'<BR>
Bustin caps in Holland<BR>
Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six<BR>
Cause I'm gettin major<BR>
Fuck Red Hat, move to MSFT<BR>
Told all my friends<BR>
Don't drink Mad Dog, cause Mogan David is givin ends<BR>
Fools get drunk and wanna compete<BR>
First Postin' in the street<BR>
Posters get mad, tempers are flarin<BR>
cause they got a few cats starin<BR>
Just at my genitals<BR>
But scandalous bitches, make for happy
I'm making my duty to cuss em<BR>
out, cause I just don't trust em<BR>
And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Timmy<BR>
Bitch shoulda known I was steady Trollin'<BR>
Since one-time so hot<BR>
Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock<BR>
And I'm rollin on rims<BR>
Eating sushi, and hot grits down Portman's pants<BR>
Grumblin like a motherfucker<BR>
Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit<BR>
Saw Cyborg_Monkey bailin'<BR>
When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'<BR>
Don't you know that Trollers get smoked<BR>
That take they life for a joke, get in home slice<BR>
I take you to the pad zoom<BR>
Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom<BR>
Jumped back in my low rider<BR>
Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter<BR>
Went to MFS's house so I can get the gat<BR>
His is the place where all the hoes kick it at<BR>
GiZ Mob ain't nuttin but tramps<BR>
But hoes lickin us like stamps <BR>
One fool brought the music for the yams<BR>
But j0nkatz had more amps, get in Fent<BR>
Cause I had the jam on<BR>
And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon<BR>
Give me the nappy and make me happy<BR>
Kathleen said 'Pappy could you slap me<BR>
on the ass hard and fast<BR>
and could please try not to leave a gash?'<BR>
I said yeah, but I don't play sex<BR>
When I'm putting on the latex<BR>
Slipped on the condom<BR>
Fucked around and dropped the bomb son<BR>
And it came out sort of like confetti<BR>
In for the night, no longer steady Trollin'<BR>
Steady Trollin'" by j0nkatz<BR>
/. can't hold us<BR>
/. Ed's<BR>
Original song "Steady Mobin'" by Ice Cube<BR>
God damn, the bigger the Troll the bigger the peelin<BR>
And when dealin with the GiZ Mob you gots to know<BR>
Steady Trollin' is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life<BR>
Bound together by motherfuckers that's known<BR>
to troll em off somethin, give it to me<BR>
Four or five trollers in a mothership<BR>
Better known as a goose and we all wanna first post shit<BR>
Bent, front and back glass got tint<BR>
Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents<BR>
And
Every chance we get, we hittin up the posters<BR>
Comin up short of the green guys<BR>
And I might start slangin cow pies<BR>
Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month<BR>
With "All Your Bases" on the front<BR>
I'm bout to get rich<BR>
Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch<BR>
They drop like dominoes<BR>
And if you didn't know, j0nkatz got drama hoes<BR>
So after the screwin<BR>
I bust a nut and get up and put on my Doc Martins<BR>
I'm out the do'<BR>
All you might get is a rubber on the floor<BR>
Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Richard Petty<BR>
Bitch, cause I'm steady Trollin'<BR>
Bustin caps in Holland<BR>
Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six<BR>
Cause I'm gettin major<BR>
Fuck Red Hat, move to MSFT<BR>
Told all my friends<BR>
Don't drink Mad Dog, cause Mogan David is givin ends<BR>
Fools get drunk and wanna compete<BR>
First Postin' in the street<BR>
Posters get mad, tempers are flarin<BR>
cause they got a few cats starin<BR>
Just at my genitals<BR>
But scandalous bitches, make for happy
I'm making my duty to cuss em<BR>
out, cause I just don't trust em<BR>
And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Timmy<BR>
Bitch shoulda known I was steady Trollin'<BR>
Since one-time so hot<BR>
Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock<BR>
And I'm rollin on rims<BR>
Eating sushi, and hot grits down Portman's pants<BR>
Grumblin like a motherfucker<BR>
Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit<BR>
Saw Cyborg_Monkey bailin'<BR>
When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'<BR>
Don't you know that Trollers get smoked<BR>
That take they life for a joke, get in home slice<BR>
I take you to the pad zoom<BR>
Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom<BR>
Jumped back in my low rider<BR>
Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter<BR>
Went to MFS's house so I can get the gat<BR>
His is the place where all the hoes kick it at<BR>
GiZ Mob ain't nuttin but tramps<BR>
But hoes lickin us like stamps <BR>
One fool brought the music for the yams<BR>
But j0nkatz had more amps, get in Fent<BR>
Cause I had the jam on<BR>
And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon<BR>
Give me the nappy and make me happy<BR>
Kathleen said 'Pappy could you slap me<BR>
on the ass hard and fast<BR>
and could please try not to leave a gash?'<BR>
I said yeah, but I don't play sex<BR>
When I'm putting on the latex<BR>
Slipped on the condom<BR>
Fucked around and dropped the bomb son<BR>
And it came out sort of like confetti<BR>
In for the night, no longer steady Trollin'<BR>
He siad his puter had 20 gigs of ROM!
l00zer!
If you had a NT box then why would you need a Lunix box anyhow?
kinda like a x.0 version of any Red Hat distro huh fucknut!?!?
Gimmie Back My Karma by j0nkatz
Taken from "Gimmie back my bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Slashdot's so strange when its changin', yes indeed
Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
But I keep on trollin' like the trollin' man do
And I've got my post together, gonna troll all over you
(chorus)
Gimme back my karma
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
Don't wanna see no more damage done
Gimme back my karma
Sweet talkin' Malda done ran me out of town
And I drank enough Mad Dog to float a Sparcstation around
But I'm trollin' this game one step ahead of you
And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues
(chorus)
Gimme back my karma
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
Don't wanna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my karma
Oh, put 'em back... where they belong
Been up and down since I turned minus seventeen
Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
Tell all those Lunix pushers, better get out of my way
(chorus)
Gimme back my karma
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
Don't wanna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my karma
Oh put 'em back where they belong
Gimme back my karma
Actually Handera started the virtual grafitti area, if programs are designed to run with it they do, if not they caqn run in kind of a "virtual compatability" mode.
Just dont block me Bro!
Real quality story here! /.!!!!
Quit wasting your bandwidth
They should just switch to large ads, that seems to be the rage these days.
That's high tech news there! NOT!
Thank God for AdSubtract Pro!!!