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  1. Their stragety should be... on What Should Microsoft's Open Source Strategy Be? · · Score: 0

    fuck open source in the ass with a big rubber dick!

  2. Re:Wide pages are back! on Eric Raymond: Why Open Source will Rule · · Score: 0

    I hate your fucking guts, but I give you an A+ for effort anyhow.

  3. ummm on Eric Raymond: Why Open Source will Rule · · Score: 0

    Raymond also asserts that Microsoft could have killed Linux if only they'd started a little earlier.

    HA! With over 90% of the desktop market looks like MS is doing a damn spiffy job of killing it now!

  4. ummmmm on Linux On Big Iron · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck would I wanna put Lunix on big iron when I have Solaris and a room full of E5000's?

    Dip shits!

  5. Re:Expensive experts on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: 1

    But if the gun run on Lunix or some other *nix, then you would have to spend 2 days to edit .conf files just to be able to pull the trigger.

  6. Re:perplexed on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1

    geez look at the anti-MS fud!
    Why haven't these guys been modded up? This is /. afterall!

  7. Re:Don't forget to mention.... on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1

    Werd yo!

    They can run but they cannot hide!

  8. Re:Not safe enough for Air Traffic Control??? on Wall Street Embraces Linux · · Score: -1

    Next time you get a FedEx package thank Solaris.

  9. Re:This game sucks MAJOR ASS! on Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos · · Score: -1

    XP 0wn5 j00 a55!!!!!!

  10. Re:where can I find monkeys? on Upside interviews Jerry Sanders of AMD · · Score: -1

    No! I hate monkeys!
    I had a monkey one time, but he wouldn't drink al-key-holl. So I bit his bloody head off!

    HAHAHA!

  11. Re: on T1: A Survival Guide · · Score: -1

    w00p

  12. you stoopid english k-nig-git! on Review: Showtime · · Score: -1

    I fart in your general direction!!

  13. fuck dat on Mandrake, SuSE Ready New Releases · · Score: -1

    When is the next Windows version gonna be out?!?!?!? I mean I really want to do real work instead of tinkering with some Swedish piece of shit OS.

  14. Re:Music Time! on Point, Shoot and Translate into English · · Score: -1

    well when i do this it tells me my lines are too short.

  15. Music Time! on Point, Shoot and Translate into English · · Score: -1

    Steady Trollin'" by j0nkatz

    Original song "Steady Mobin'" by Ice Cube<BR>

    God damn, the bigger the Troll the bigger the peelin<BR>
    And when dealin with the GiZ Mob you gots to know<BR>
    Steady Trollin' is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life<BR>
    Bound together by motherfuckers that's known<BR>
    to troll em off somethin, give it to me<BR>

    Four or five trollers in a mothership<BR>
    Better known as a goose and we all wanna first post shit<BR>
    Bent, front and back glass got tint<BR>
    Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents<BR>
    And /. can't hold us<BR>
    Every chance we get, we hittin up the posters<BR>
    Comin up short of the green guys<BR>
    And I might start slangin cow pies<BR>
    Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month<BR>
    With "All Your Bases" on the front<BR>
    I'm bout to get rich<BR>
    Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch<BR>
    They drop like dominoes<BR>
    And if you didn't know, j0nkatz got drama hoes<BR>
    So after the screwin<BR>
    I bust a nut and get up and put on my Doc Martins<BR>
    I'm out the do'<BR>
    All you might get is a rubber on the floor<BR>
    Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Richard Petty<BR>
    Bitch, cause I'm steady Trollin'<BR>

    Bustin caps in Holland<BR>
    Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six<BR>
    Cause I'm gettin major<BR>
    Fuck Red Hat, move to MSFT<BR>
    Told all my friends<BR>
    Don't drink Mad Dog, cause Mogan David is givin ends<BR>
    Fools get drunk and wanna compete<BR>
    First Postin' in the street<BR>
    Posters get mad, tempers are flarin<BR>
    cause they got a few cats starin<BR>
    Just at my genitals<BR>
    But scandalous bitches, make for happy /. Ed's<BR>
    I'm making my duty to cuss em<BR>
    out, cause I just don't trust em<BR>
    And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Timmy<BR>
    Bitch shoulda known I was steady Trollin'<BR>

    Since one-time so hot<BR>
    Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock<BR>
    And I'm rollin on rims<BR>
    Eating sushi, and hot grits down Portman's pants<BR>
    Grumblin like a motherfucker<BR>
    Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit<BR>
    Saw Cyborg_Monkey bailin'<BR>
    When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'<BR>
    Don't you know that Trollers get smoked<BR>
    That take they life for a joke, get in home slice<BR>
    I take you to the pad zoom<BR>
    Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom<BR>
    Jumped back in my low rider<BR>
    Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter<BR>
    Went to MFS's house so I can get the gat<BR>
    His is the place where all the hoes kick it at<BR>
    GiZ Mob ain't nuttin but tramps<BR>
    But hoes lickin us like stamps <BR>
    One fool brought the music for the yams<BR>
    But j0nkatz had more amps, get in Fent<BR>
    Cause I had the jam on<BR>
    And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon<BR>
    Give me the nappy and make me happy<BR>
    Kathleen said 'Pappy could you slap me<BR>
    on the ass hard and fast<BR>
    and could please try not to leave a gash?'<BR>
    I said yeah, but I don't play sex<BR>
    When I'm putting on the latex<BR>
    Slipped on the condom<BR>
    Fucked around and dropped the bomb son<BR>
    And it came out sort of like confetti<BR>
    In for the night, no longer steady Trollin'<BR>

  16. Re:Why WONT Slashdot fix the PAGE WIDENING BUG??? on 101 Dumbest Moments In Business · · Score: -1

    Steady Trollin'" by j0nkatz<BR>
    Original song "Steady Mobin'" by Ice Cube<BR>

    God damn, the bigger the Troll the bigger the peelin<BR>
    And when dealin with the GiZ Mob you gots to know<BR>
    Steady Trollin' is not just the name of this jam, but a way of life<BR>
    Bound together by motherfuckers that's known<BR>
    to troll em off somethin, give it to me<BR>

    Four or five trollers in a mothership<BR>
    Better known as a goose and we all wanna first post shit<BR>
    Bent, front and back glass got tint<BR>
    Tryin to get our hands on some dollars and cents<BR>
    And /. can't hold us<BR>
    Every chance we get, we hittin up the posters<BR>
    Comin up short of the green guys<BR>
    And I might start slangin cow pies<BR>
    Or the bootleg t-shirt of the month<BR>
    With "All Your Bases" on the front<BR>
    I'm bout to get rich<BR>
    Cause life ain't nuttin but money and fuck a bitch<BR>
    They drop like dominoes<BR>
    And if you didn't know, j0nkatz got drama hoes<BR>
    So after the screwin<BR>
    I bust a nut and get up and put on my Doc Martins<BR>
    I'm out the do'<BR>
    All you might get is a rubber on the floor<BR>
    Cause I'm ready to hit the road like Richard Petty<BR>
    Bitch, cause I'm steady Trollin'<BR>

    Bustin caps in Holland<BR>
    Rather be judged by twelve than carried by six<BR>
    Cause I'm gettin major<BR>
    Fuck Red Hat, move to MSFT<BR>
    Told all my friends<BR>
    Don't drink Mad Dog, cause Mogan David is givin ends<BR>
    Fools get drunk and wanna compete<BR>
    First Postin' in the street<BR>
    Posters get mad, tempers are flarin<BR>
    cause they got a few cats starin<BR>
    Just at my genitals<BR>
    But scandalous bitches, make for happy /. Ed's<BR>
    I'm making my duty to cuss em<BR>
    out, cause I just don't trust em<BR>
    And if you tell on me I'm bombin on Timmy<BR>
    Bitch shoulda known I was steady Trollin'<BR>

    Since one-time so hot<BR>
    Got me a stash spot in my hooptie for the glock<BR>
    And I'm rollin on rims<BR>
    Eating sushi, and hot grits down Portman's pants<BR>
    Grumblin like a motherfucker<BR>
    Greasy-ass lips, now I gots to take a shit<BR>
    Saw Cyborg_Monkey bailin'<BR>
    When I hit a left, I moved felon, 'Whattup loc?'<BR>
    Don't you know that Trollers get smoked<BR>
    That take they life for a joke, get in home slice<BR>
    I take you to the pad zoom<BR>
    Went to mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom<BR>
    Jumped back in my low rider<BR>
    Comin out feelin about ten pounds lighter<BR>
    Went to MFS's house so I can get the gat<BR>
    His is the place where all the hoes kick it at<BR>
    GiZ Mob ain't nuttin but tramps<BR>
    But hoes lickin us like stamps <BR>
    One fool brought the music for the yams<BR>
    But j0nkatz had more amps, get in Fent<BR>
    Cause I had the jam on<BR>
    And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon<BR>
    Give me the nappy and make me happy<BR>
    Kathleen said 'Pappy could you slap me<BR>
    on the ass hard and fast<BR>
    and could please try not to leave a gash?'<BR>
    I said yeah, but I don't play sex<BR>
    When I'm putting on the latex<BR>
    Slipped on the condom<BR>
    Fucked around and dropped the bomb son<BR>
    And it came out sort of like confetti<BR>
    In for the night, no longer steady Trollin'<BR>

  17. hahaha on Interview with Gary Gygax · · Score: -1

    He siad his puter had 20 gigs of ROM!

    l00zer!

  18. uhhhhhh on Next Windows to Have New Filesystem · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If you had a NT box then why would you need a Lunix box anyhow?

  19. Re:The dangers of a new file system on Next Windows to Have New Filesystem · · Score: -1

    kinda like a x.0 version of any Red Hat distro huh fucknut!?!?

  20. Music Time! on Bug in zlib Affects Many Linux Programs · · Score: -1

    Gimmie Back My Karma by j0nkatz
    Taken from "Gimmie back my bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd


    Slashdot's so strange when its changin', yes indeed
    Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
    But I keep on trollin' like the trollin' man do
    And I've got my post together, gonna troll all over you

    (chorus)
    Gimme back my karma
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
    Don't wanna see no more damage done
    Gimme back my karma

    Sweet talkin' Malda done ran me out of town
    And I drank enough Mad Dog to float a Sparcstation around
    But I'm trollin' this game one step ahead of you
    And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues

    (chorus)
    Gimme back my karma
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
    Don't wanna see no more damage done
    Gimme back, gimme back my karma
    Oh, put 'em back... where they belong

    Been up and down since I turned minus seventeen
    Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
    But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
    Tell all those Lunix pushers, better get out of my way

    (chorus)
    Gimme back my karma
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
    Don't wanna see no more damage done
    Gimme back, gimme back my karma
    Oh put 'em back where they belong
    Gimme back my karma

  21. Re:New PalmOS resolution on Sony Announces Excellent New Handhelds · · Score: -1

    Actually Handera started the virtual grafitti area, if programs are designed to run with it they do, if not they caqn run in kind of a "virtual compatability" mode.

  22. Re:Big Surprise on Netscape 6 is Spyware? · · Score: -1

    Just dont block me Bro!

  23. Yeah... on Star Wars Collector.....Guitars? · · Score: -1

    Real quality story here!
    Quit wasting your bandwidth /.!!!!

  24. Maybe... on Network Associates Gives Up Search for PGP Buyer · · Score: -1

    They should just switch to large ads, that seems to be the rage these days.

  25. Yeah cartoons... on Toonami Producer on Editing Process · · Score: -1

    That's high tech news there! NOT!

    Thank God for AdSubtract Pro!!!