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  1. Box used in court? on Auto Black-Box Data Being Used In Court · · Score: -1, Troll

    Meanwhile, Kate Fent's box is being used on my kitchen table! Work that cock, slut.

  2. He's also a tiger in the sack (n/t) on Miyamoto Interview Discusses, Defends GTA · · Score: 0

  3. Re:Dilbert on How to Fake A Hard Day at the Office · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, it's really amazing what Wally gets away with at work.

  4. Re:The Story of Job on Doom III Trailer Debuts At E3 · · Score: -1

    Excellent flamebait. There is little that Slashbots hate more than Christianity and capitalism, the foundations of the modern Western society of which they are all "guilty" of being a part of. Your usage of a Judeo-Christian story is bound to enrage those who interpret "freedom of religion" as "freedom of never hearing about [Western] religion ever again".

    Go on hating the Western world Slashbots! Surely the modern world would be a better place if it were based on the Soviet gulag system. Or Egyptian slave labor. Or the progressive moral ideas of the Mongols or Aztecs or Nimo cannibals. Maybe such a culture wouldn't have had the time or inclination to develop such luxuries as UNIX, refrigeration, or democracy, what with all the blood-letting and savagery inherent in their ideologies, but that's a small price to pay for freedom from our current Western imperialist masters.

  5. Re:Speaking for us all... on E3 - Hands On Impressions - Nintendo · · Score: -1

    I wouldn't mind some hands-on impressions of those, either.

  6. Fuck MMORPG on EA's Sims Online Is A Flop And Other MMORPG Musings · · Score: -1

    The worst part about these games is their difficulty to pirate. Subscription? F that. Give me a free ISO and a CD crack.

  7. IN SOVIET SLASHDOT on Play PSX Games On Your Xbox · · Score: -1

    Illegality is "pseudo-legality"!

  8. Re:u r ghey on Are PTR Records Important? · · Score: -1

    Pardon me, sir. You must print a check or 'X' in the places indicated, and then return the form in the provided envelope. Thank you.

  9. Thanks on Thanksgiving Comes Early To Gnome Project · · Score: -1

    I'd like to thank KDE, for giving us a usable alternative to the huge piece of shit known as GNOME.

  10. Irish Need Not Apply on Star Fox Armada To Debut At E3 · · Score: -1

    Why anyone would want to fantasize about being a mick pilot is beyond me. I realize he's a fox and all, but that doesn't diminish his drunken, violent behavior and incessant pope-worshipping. He's liable to go after Slippy with a broken whiskey bottle if he gets too tanked up on leave... that's a liability an air force doesn't need.

    In other news, the color scheme of games.slashdot.org makes me want to take a rifle up to the roof and start picking off old ladies. I guess that's appropriate for a video game section (according to the likes of Joe Lieberman), but honestly if you want anyone to read this shit, you had better change the scheme to something less retina-burning.

  11. Re:How about us? on Available To The Right Buyer: Sun Microsystems · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yeah, and the open source community's business world powers are legendary. Sun can follow in the successful footsteps of Wall Street darling VA Software.

  12. Re:No Privacy Possible in a Public Place. on Traffic Cams Co-opted for Surveillance · · Score: -1

    Now, if the government turned one of those cameras toward my bedroom window, I might get a little miffed.

    I don't know why. My cameras haven't picked up anything special going on in there.

  13. Racist Virus? on Interview with J. Craig Venter · · Score: -1

    Here's my question for him. Are we any closer to being able to create viruses able to destroy an entire race, but not affect other races? I know a few races I'd like to be rid of.

  14. Re:The obvious question on Apple Introduces iTunes Music Store, iTunes 4, new iPod · · Score: -1

    Why was this modded as a troll? Millions of people look at pornography on the Internet, usually without paying for it. I don't understand why mentioning something sexual qualifies you as being a troll.

  15. Second post! on BBC Webcasting the 2003 Reith Lectures · · Score: -1

    I own this thread!

  16. Accent? on BBC Webcasting the 2003 Reith Lectures · · Score: -1

    Does anyone know if that dothead speaks English well enough to understand?

  17. Re:Africans today are as racist as were the Nazis! on Life As An African Web Developer · · Score: -1

    Yeah there's a big difference. The ones in Africa are usually too hungry to rob you.

  18. Re:Lies! on GNOME In Hindi · · Score: -1

    How long could it have taken 'em to translate this shit? Can't they just charm cobras to do it for them?

    And I think it's pretty sad they are wasting time, money, and effort working on Linux. How about trying to feed all your fucking people first, dotheads.

  19. Re:What a great use of tax dollars. on Columbia Accident Board Preliminary Recommendations · · Score: -1

    Hey, it's NASA's money already. Throwing the money away is better than spending it on that piece of shit space station.

    The rocket plane is boring. I really don't care about growing mold in space and throwing satellites out with that robot arm. The US should go back to putting white military guys in tiny nuclear missile warheads and shooting them hundreds of thousands of miles away. Now that was some exciting stuff.

  20. Re:What grab�s you now? on Talk It Over With Captain Crunch · · Score: -1

    A more relevant question is "Who are you grabbing now?"

  21. Re:Have you ever had a girlfriend? on Talk It Over With Captain Crunch · · Score: -1

    LOL. You can be his girlfriend, if you're a cute boy under 17.

  22. Adversay? on The Economist on The Rise of Linux · · Score: -1

    Is adversay like cocksay?

  23. True Homosexual Love on Mandrake 9.1 (Bamboo) Out For PPC · · Score: -1

    "new to area...horny, very....need to spread a smooth hispanic or white ass and slip some hot black cock into it and pump a poz load in it....."

    http://cp.barebackcity.com/showmessage.asp?2573

  24. watch-out-for-patriot-missiles dept. on Europe Spaceworthy Again · · Score: -1

    Take your anti-American bullshit and shove it up your ass, michael. I'm sorry your fantasies about this war being a new Vietnam didn't come true. I know you must be very sad to see Iraqis chanting George Bush's name on TV.

    Hopefully, the anti-war movement is beginning to realize that they never spoke for Iraqis. They only spoke to help legitimize a brutal dictator. Luckily, they failed miserably.

  25. Re:A sad state of affairs... on Federal Judge Rules Against Reverse-engineering · · Score: -1

    Why is that a troll? I'd bang her.