If Kobe Bryant were smart, he would have filmed all of his nigger sex. Then he could prove it was consensual. Of course, since he's a nigger and the girl was white, it was probably rape anyway.
Excellent flamebait. There is little that Slashbots hate more than Christianity and capitalism, the foundations of the modern Western society of which they are all "guilty" of being a part of. Your defense of Judeo-Christian ideology is bound to enrage those who interpret "freedom of religion" as "freedom of never hearing about [Western] religion ever again".
Go on hating the Western world Slashbots! Surely the modern world would be a better place if it were based on the Soviet gulag system. Or Egyptian slave labor. Or the progressive moral ideas of the Mongols or Aztecs or Nimo cannibals. Maybe such a culture wouldn't have had the time or inclination to develop such luxuries as UNIX, refrigeration, or democracy, what with all the blood-letting and savagery inherent in their ideologies, but that's a small price to pay for freedom from our current Western imperialist masters.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save *BSD at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
The "green" solution is clearly to suffer in the heat and die of heat stroke or heat exhaustion, thereby lowering the world's population and increasing "sustainability".
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Judging by the number of duplicates he posts, he doesn't read the stories either. He does however watch Buffy, play Xbox, and jerk off on Sarcasta's face all day. Surely an honest way to make a buck if there ever was one.
You don't understand, the economy went down so quickly, it was like the equivalent of going out of business 5-6 times.
People give me shit for screwing your mother on the first date. They don't understand, she went down so quickly on the first date, it was like the equivalent of going out 5-6 times.
this is the hardest letter i have ever had to write. ever since i first saw your words all those years ago i knew you were destined to be the man who breaks my heart. seeing your love for ringbarer reminds me what a gentle and caring soul you are, but in my dreams your words are for me. when you cut yourself, it's for me. when you masturbate, you are thinking of me. when you post a link to goatse.cx, the stretched anus is symbolic of how open your heart is to me. but i feel i can no longer carry on with this lie. i have to tell you how i really feel about you.
deep down i hate myself because i know you do not love me. i think i have to hurt myself to gain your approval. sometimes when i think of you i cut off one of my nipples and then stitch it back on. i like to rub sandpaper against my anus and pretend that it is your gential warts. one time i printed out one of your crapfloods on a large plotter and made a mask out of it. i put the mask on my 18-month-old daughter and in my fantasy world she had become fecal troll matter. i did things to her body that i regret very much. but i don't regret feeling that way about you. although i went to great lengths to hide my love for you from my wife, the strain it put on my marriage ultimately ended it. i poisoned her coffee and passed it off as a medical problem to the coroner. in my mind, this was a sacrifice i made for you, a sacrifice so costly that i did not want to burden your heart by telling you about it. lately i have been kidnapping people and forcing them to read your slashdot posts. when they don't understand your beautiful mind, i become enraged and torture them for weeks. how DARE they look at you like just another slashdot troll. what kinds of MONSTERS are they...
anyway i needed to tell you how i feel. it was consuming my life. now all i can do is wait for your response. i am sorry for not being worthy of your love.
Hey, it's not my fault people modded up a Dilhole link all the way to +2. I'm trying to get back to my home as quickly as possible.
Netcraft has confirmed: *BSD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save *BSD at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
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Of true, this news could be almost as bad as goatse being shut down.
Incidentally, this was discovered by the Goatse Man.
Thanks for taking an unreadable format and making it even more unreadable.
Maybe *BSD Cybercafes...
The world is fine. It's CmdrTaco that's dumb.
Dude, you're such a nerd.
If Kobe Bryant were smart, he would have filmed all of his nigger sex. Then he could prove it was consensual. Of course, since he's a nigger and the girl was white, it was probably rape anyway.
rapin loads of white wimmens, swinging around on the rim like a goddamn monkey
What do you expect from a Eurotrash spacecraft. Space travel is for the future, Europe is a relic of the past.
Excellent flamebait. There is little that Slashbots hate more than Christianity and capitalism, the foundations of the modern Western society of which they are all "guilty" of being a part of. Your defense of Judeo-Christian ideology is bound to enrage those who interpret "freedom of religion" as "freedom of never hearing about [Western] religion ever again".
Go on hating the Western world Slashbots! Surely the modern world would be a better place if it were based on the Soviet gulag system. Or Egyptian slave labor. Or the progressive moral ideas of the Mongols or Aztecs or Nimo cannibals. Maybe such a culture wouldn't have had the time or inclination to develop such luxuries as UNIX, refrigeration, or democracy, what with all the blood-letting and savagery inherent in their ideologies, but that's a small price to pay for freedom from our current Western imperialist masters.
Oh well, at least she's not a Jewish dyke like Rosen.
Pull your pud out of hemos' hairy hole, and get working, Taco.
I hope the first pictures back from Mars, on live TV, are pictures of a giant, yawning goatse anus. How great would that be?
I don't see any difference between the two meanings.
It looks like it may be suffering some massive cardiac arrest. That's appropriate, considering the subject of the book.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save *BSD at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
*BSD is dead
Just because chinks look and act like they are from Mars doesn't mean they really are.
The "green" solution is clearly to suffer in the heat and die of heat stroke or heat exhaustion, thereby lowering the world's population and increasing "sustainability".
Judging by the number of duplicates he posts, he doesn't read the stories either. He does however watch Buffy, play Xbox, and jerk off on Sarcasta's face all day. Surely an honest way to make a buck if there ever was one.
You don't understand, the economy went down so quickly, it was like the equivalent of going out of business 5-6 times.
People give me shit for screwing your mother on the first date. They don't understand, she went down so quickly on the first date, it was like the equivalent of going out 5-6 times.
Uhhh.... if they said they could get me free money I wouldn't care if they had a point or not, queercakes.
dear fecal troll matter,
this is the hardest letter i have ever had to write. ever since i first saw your words all those years ago i knew you were destined to be the man who breaks my heart. seeing your love for ringbarer reminds me what a gentle and caring soul you are, but in my dreams your words are for me. when you cut yourself, it's for me. when you masturbate, you are thinking of me. when you post a link to goatse.cx, the stretched anus is symbolic of how open your heart is to me. but i feel i can no longer carry on with this lie. i have to tell you how i really feel about you.
deep down i hate myself because i know you do not love me. i think i have to hurt myself to gain your approval. sometimes when i think of you i cut off one of my nipples and then stitch it back on. i like to rub sandpaper against my anus and pretend that it is your gential warts. one time i printed out one of your crapfloods on a large plotter and made a mask out of it. i put the mask on my 18-month-old daughter and in my fantasy world she had become fecal troll matter. i did things to her body that i regret very much. but i don't regret feeling that way about you. although i went to great lengths to hide my love for you from my wife, the strain it put on my marriage ultimately ended it. i poisoned her coffee and passed it off as a medical problem to the coroner. in my mind, this was a sacrifice i made for you, a sacrifice so costly that i did not want to burden your heart by telling you about it. lately i have been kidnapping people and forcing them to read your slashdot posts. when they don't understand your beautiful mind, i become enraged and torture them for weeks. how DARE they look at you like just another slashdot troll. what kinds of MONSTERS are they...
anyway i needed to tell you how i feel. it was consuming my life. now all i can do is wait for your response. i am sorry for not being worthy of your love.
love,
original aids monkey
xoxoxoxoxo
Rosie O'Donnell bound, gagged, and being violated with a hot poker.
Netcraft has confirmed: *BSD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save *BSD at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
*BSD is dead
There's a difference between anime and child pornogrpahy. Admittedly, it's small. But there's a difference.