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  1. I usually pull as far over as i can, and on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 1

    slow or stop completely, depends on the situation. Th one time i didnt, there were 4 cop cars coming up behind me at a light, they were going like bats outta hell, i was at a dead stop, so i jsut stayed there, figured that was the safest. they blew by on both sides doing about 60 in a 25.

  2. 300$ ?!?!? on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 1

    Dude, when are you in that big a hurry and NOT on the way to a fire already?

  3. Re:Why "I" would never use one of these. on Traffic Light Control For The Masses · · Score: 1

    OHhhhhh, that comnet so mkes me wnat to fcuk you up the as.

  4. Why "I" would never use one of these. on Traffic Light Control For The Masses · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sign in front of the driveway of firehouse in my old city
    "Please do not block these doors, we may be going to you house"

    Anyone who is using one of these to get through a red light should be lit on fire and left in the middle of the intersection. Lets see how long it takes the ambulance to get there navagaing the traffic gridlock these people cause.

  5. youre not the first. on The 'Perfect Space Storm' Of 1859 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Threres a lot of documentaion and specualtion out there about this. look up sunspot cycles and econnomy and youll find a lot. There does seem to be some sort of very loose correlation between them.

  6. Breaking the law? on Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label · · Score: 1

    Only if youre not engaged to her.

  7. Look, you can call it a cute monkey if you want, on Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label · · Score: 1

    but eventually, the phrase "cute monkey"will be understood by all to mean "rabid 900 pound ball crushing gorilla". It dosent really matter in the long run.

  8. Re:Spoiled brats. ET?!? I had to wait 2 years for on Can Kids Tolerate Classic Games? · · Score: 1

    youre gonna need to do better tahn that. ALl you had to do was hold down reset while turning on the game. My god. How do i remeber that from 25 fucking years ago??

  9. Spoiled brats. ET?!? I had to wait 2 years for ET on Can Kids Tolerate Classic Games? · · Score: 1

    I remember waking up at 5 am on saturdays to practice playing combat so i could beat my sister.
    ANd it kept me occupied too. WE had that and space invaders.

  10. I for one on Chinese Experiment Creates Three-Parent Fetuses · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Welcome or new tri-parent overlords!! /had to be done.

  11. 486/dx tower usnit with 256 meg of memory, 1 gighd on What's the Oldest Hardware You are Still Using? · · Score: 1

    Im using it as an armrest. Works flawlessley.

  12. so, how long on Uranium Eating Bacteria Help Cold War Cleanup · · Score: 1

    Untill lysol is classified as a WOMD?

  13. In other news, on Multiple Monitors Increase Productivity · · Score: 0, Interesting

    "some other company says buying more of what they manufacture is good for you. Really. Theyve got studies they paid for to prove it!!"

  14. So it can beat a human at chess. Big F'ing deal. on Man Vs Machine In Chess - Who Is Winning? · · Score: 1

    Look, you can slap together all the specialized hardware you want, and yes, a room full of top of the line silicon will probably be able to beat a human at any specialized task, especailly one with discrete soloutions.

    Ill be impressed when they have a computer that can beat me at chess, write a sonnet, cook up lunch, play fetch with a dog, ponder a sunset, drive a car, change a diaper, laugh at groucho marx, and wonder if it has a soul. Anything less is nothing but an overgrown calculatior. A nifty goddamned calcualtor, dont get me wrong, but a calculator.

  15. Do they even have those any more? on Could Isaac Newton Get a Faculty Job? · · Score: 1

    All my professors were adjunct part time folks.

  16. IM sure there will be many uses proposed. on What is a CAVE Good For? · · Score: 1

    What it will wind up being used for, as with every other computer technology, is solitare and porn.

  17. I think this is a fantastic system. on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This way, any guy who works at the bar, or is friendly with the bouncer, can find out who that really hot chick is at the end of the bar. Get her home address, wait outsdie for her when she gets home. Call her to say hi.

    Dont tell me it wont be used for this. I used to work someplace making IDs on a computer system. The security guys would come in all the time and ask "Hey, girl with brown hair, blue eyes, in this building, whats her name?" Pull up the list of pictures, get the info. Then they can go look at the security system to look up her schedule, then just happen to meet her going in or coming out of the building. Theres a very, very thin line between manufactruing an excuse to meet a cute girl, and stalking.

  18. Pricless? on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 1

    Ive got a bar, with homebrew at home.

  19. Nope. Wont do a thing to stop it. on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Theres going to be a booming busisness in fake ids though. I have absoloutly no problem with handing someone a fake id with the correct birthdate, and completely bogus other information. THe law requires them to check that i am over 21. That information is accurate, and therefore i am not defrauding anyone.
    THe law does not require them to take a mugshot and collect private data for marketing.

  20. Helllooooo Mr. Troll!! /nt on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 1

    nt

  21. 35 bars that dont want my busisness. on Vancouver Bars Network Together to Track Patrons · · Score: 1

    I am NOT gonna stand up for a fucking mugshot to have a beer. Ill go to the bar next door, ill go to the bar down the street, or ill just go hte hell home and have a beer.

  22. SOunds just like me. on Avoiding the Bat-Belt Syndrome? · · Score: 1

    Escept my standard dont leave home without it is a 4 inch opinel knife(may be the worlds best/simplest folding knife, look it up). I noramlly also always have a swiss army knife ANd a leatherman tool. Ive toned it down a bit since the boy scout days. Of course, living in DC i always also always have a dust mask(terrarists) and a glowsick and a flashlight in my bag(metro sucks). I use my folding knife daily, and the swiss army knife and leatherman tool at least weekley.

  23. I like the idea on Avoiding the Bat-Belt Syndrome? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    However, i live in Wash dc, the heat and humidity capitol of, well, the country. Adding one more layer i winter in fine, in summer, its suicide. I go with a shoulder bag/man purse. I blame macguiver for my tendency this way.

  24. Goddamn it. on More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric · · Score: 1

    MAybe in 1000 years my brain will have a built in spellcheck.

  25. Look at transmetropolitan for the alternate view. on More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric · · Score: 3, Interesting

    THe same people who are getting multiple piercings and tatoos with green hair and punk clotes today are the same ones who in 100 years will have the video screens built into their chests and the headlines playing across their forehead. Everyone else will just have animplanted hone and nanotech medical devices. Exelent comic series BTW