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Can Kids Tolerate Classic Games?

Thanks to EGM for their feature subjecting today's children to yesterday's gaming classics, as they "...rounded up nine children of the PlayStation generation - ages 10 to 13 - and forced them to play titles from the '70s and '80s." Games the kids comment on include Pong ("I would never pay to play something like this"), Tetris ("Which button do I press to make the blocks explode?"), and, evilly, E.T. for the Atari 2600 ("Didn't they bury this game in Mexico or something?")

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  1. i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did You Know?
    Atari buried 5 million unsold copies of E.T. in the New Mexico desert.

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    1. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by cableshaft · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that plus a crappy, hastily done Pacman port for the Atari (2600?) which they also manufactured WAY TOO MANY effectively killed off the company.

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    2. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah. They also joke about how EGM uses the space invaders monsters on their website. Either the kids are faithful EGM readers and know all about video games, or this whole article has to be made up.

      It's still funny, but... I don't buy it.

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    3. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by JAYOYAYOYAYO · · Score: 1

      that kid probably learned it from watching G4 the cable tv videogame network. thats where i learned it.

    4. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This factoid has been mentioned in every bleedin' retro-article in the past couple of years, everyone knows about it.

    5. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by captain_craptacular · · Score: 1

      I concur. The comments have to be fabricated. There is no way a 12 year old is going to say something like "Mario dies way too easy. Oh, grab the umbrella. Those are cool. Unfashionable, gay, but cool. Oh, 300 points. That's it? All you get is points? That's lame. Can't you do something with the umbrella?"

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    6. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by Baikala · · Score: 1

      ..or more probably they are all sons and daugthers on EGM staff member, did you note that there were several brother couples?

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    7. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by slaker · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I spend some time with 11 year olds occasionally, and they're far more aware of what "gay" is than you might think.

      Between "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", "Will and Grace" (admittedly shows 11-year-olds don't watch, but their parents do) and the odd chance at unfiltered web access, they do just fine in the human sexuality department.

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    8. Re:i'd be surprised if a kid actually knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the gay part that was hard to buy... it was the comment taken as a whole.

  2. Oh, they'll like it by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    It just has to grow on you. Add in a defective family and a nonexistant social life and you'll play anything to get away, even if it's pretending you're a ping pong paddle.

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  3. Woohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can I make the puck go faster (pacman)...

    1. Re:Woohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this flamebait?

  4. them young whipper snappers by schnits0r · · Score: 1

    They don't know a good game if it slaped them in the face. Pong, is a truely insirational game, Andthe mind testing skill for tetris...and ET....well...if anyone has ever played that, they should have burried it in the desert.

    1. Re:them young whipper snappers by cableshaft · · Score: 1

      For it's time, Pong was revolutionary. Nowadays, though, it's admittedly kinda hard to appreciate. Space Invaders still kicks ass though. As do almost all the rest of the golden oldies.

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    2. Re:them young whipper snappers by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

      I think the most telling comment of the lot was "Becky: What color is he supposed to be? Green? And why can't we get past this first level?" regarding Donkey Kong. Can't get past the first level?! That's pretty sad, given that the first level of Donkey Kong is a cinch.

    3. Re:them young whipper snappers by styrotech · · Score: 1

      Can't get past the first level?! That's pretty sad, given that the first level of Donkey Kong is a cinch.

      Hehe, they should've sat them down in front of Defender - if they thought Donkey Kong was hard. Then shown em a master playing it - I used to be blown away watching some kid spend hours on one credit on Defender.

    4. Re:them young whipper snappers by harrkev · · Score: 1

      In any reference to Pong, it almost seems obligatory to include links to the PONG ACTION FIGURES

      One site.
      Another site.

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    5. Re:them young whipper snappers by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Given that they saw fireballs (not level 1 baddies), I think they were asking why the levels all look the same...If I was used to going someplace new after I won part of a game, I might not understand why I ended up back at the same place again...

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    6. Re:them young whipper snappers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh...

      WTF!??

      LOL this is a joke-like thingy, right?

    7. Re:them young whipper snappers by 13Echo · · Score: 1

      These days we still have pong. It's called "Virtua Tennis" by SEGA. Pong shouldn't be forgotten, but I prefer the modern version with extra modes, better graphics, and 4-player support.

    8. Re:them young whipper snappers by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

      You get fireballs on level 1 if you hang around long enough for barrels to make it all the way to the burning drum at the bottom. The appearance of level 2 is very different than level 1, so I don't think she'd have said that if they had made it off level 1.

  5. well... Al strikes again... by Gomer_Tuba · · Score: 1

    we all know there just playing dumb... Al Gore invented video games, ya know...

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  6. They can't figure out TETRIS?!? by Dark+Nexus · · Score: 1

    Alright, yeah, nostalgia, we get it. When graphics and games were simpler, and kids (apparantly) had larger attention spans.

    But there's still something wrong if they can't figure out the basics of TETRIS.

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    1. Re:They can't figure out TETRIS?!? by Ellen+Ripley · · Score: 1

      But there's still something wrong if they can't figure out the basics of TETRIS.

      That's not their fault, the blocks weren't exploding!!!

    2. Re:They can't figure out TETRIS?!? by ggeens · · Score: 1

      During the 1980s, it seemed like every programmer wrote his own version of Tetris. It still is quite popular on children sites. Each of those sites has a version of Tetris and Pairs, either a Java applet or a Flash version.

      My 8 year old stepdaughter doesn't have problems understanding Tetris. Given a choice, she'd rather look around to find a Flash game she likes.

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    3. Re:They can't figure out TETRIS?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what about today? Every newly learning programmer DOES write their own version of tetris.

    4. Re:They can't figure out TETRIS?!? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Hell, my daughter figured out Tetris last year when she was 4!! These 10-13 year olds are either isolated from classics or their parents don't give a damn about them. Check out their use of language and they play GTA3?? Time for the parents to step in a show them what it is to be a kid...I remember going to the park on my bike was more fun then spending all day inside playing games, even if it was to go to the local Arcade...we still went outside and rode our bikes to play games =)

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  7. Hardly representative... by Chemical+Serenity · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Recently, some neighbors of ours had an "80s Retro House Party" (yes, it really WAS as lame as it sounds ;) and being the good neighborhood geek I trundled out an old p2-300 and stuck MAME on it with the 80s gaming classics: Galaga, Joust, Pacman and so forth.

    I think perhaps 2 adults of the several dozen that were there ever got a chance to play. The kids were fighting over who got to have a chance at jousting each other.

    Maybe these kids are particularly "urbanized" (once you play GTA:VC it's hard to go back to nibbling dots, admittedly) but from what I've seen kids are just as enthused about oldschool games as we were... except now, they don't have to pay for 'em. GG MAME! :D

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    1. Re:Hardly representative... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      The kids were probably bored stiff of being made to hang out at the small table while their parents got hammered and reminisced about Duran Duran and ankle warmers :-)

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    2. Re:Hardly representative... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

      Quite right, my sister has an original Space Invaders arcade machine at her office and my nephew won't get off the thing when he goes to work with her. These kids must be the same ones who buy every one of those moronic extreme sports games.

  8. and this is new how? by pkhuong · · Score: 1

    They take pre-teens/barely teens and ask them to play classic games. They've been raised to expect instant gratification, extremely narrow (regular) gameplay and plots that are always the same, to like eye candy instead of depth, etc. This is exactly like the situation of theatre or reading, or say, The Birds VS Crossroads("Woah, no explosions! Too small boobies" [etc]). It does not mean anything except that the kids they used for the article weren't geeky enough.

    I read classics at that age. I still play battlezone (MAME) and have fun, even though battlezone is a bit older than me. Just like many others with litterature, classical music and other timeless works of arts, the kids will learn to like good stuff isntead of shiny new stuff as they get older and see more of the world. They'll find a way of escaping their generation's cavern, of curing themselves of the contemporaries' myopia(? it's hard translating english-french-english. i feel like babelfish)

    Hopefully.

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    1. Re:and this is new how? by Spankophile · · Score: 1

      As far as I remember, the "classic" games didn't have much in the way of depth. Nor did they try to get by without eye candy (ever remember thinking gfx couldn't get any better than Contra?)

      Most of the value of those games today *is* nostalgia. I made the horrible mistake of loading up a C64 emulator and trying Summer Games. Man, I remember that game being SO REAL, but it really is crap when you look at it now.

      Some games (like 1945) I still like, because that type of gameplay never gets old for me... but still - rosy glasses and all that jazz...

    2. Re:and this is new how? by Spankophile · · Score: 1

      ...and by 1945, I meant 1942, and '43, and the more recent Striker '45 and Striker '45 II

    3. Re:and this is new how? by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Tetris has depth. So do chess, dune I, dune II, early FF, go, othello, impossible mission, bolo, etc.

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  9. oh the things kids say! by quakeslut · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the review of Donkey Kong:
    EGM: Who's that chick Mario is rescuing up there?
    Brian: It's Princess Peach.
    Kirk: It's a hooker.

    1. Re:oh the things kids say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the next responses:

      Tim: Oh wow--she's one of those pole dancers.

    2. Re:oh the things kids say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll contribute one line that came from my nephew around ten years ago. He said that Defender came "from the forties or fifties".

      Right now, that nephew is finishing up college. Maybe I'll ask what games he's playing nowadays.

      -cmh

    3. Re:oh the things kids say! by sunhou · · Score: 1

      My favorite is when they were playing pong:

      Tim: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops.

      I don't know any kids who talk like that ("fear my pink line"?), but it's still funny.

    4. Re:oh the things kids say! by Baby_with_a_nailgun · · Score: 1

      I don't know any kids who talk like that ("fear my pink line"?), but it's still funny.

      Never played an online FPS?
      Maybe the writer was trying to make him sound L33t.

  10. Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half of these games that we enjoyed were simply crap, but it was the best we had. The other half will probably never get the respect they deserve simply because they're "old." Come now, how many average teenagers would actually sit down to watch a 1940's movie in black & white? Hell, even Roger Ebert was appalled to see film school students saying they don't like black & white because it looks "old."

    Other games, such as Tetris, can still live on forever with its simplistic gameplay. The child who was lining up colors has obviously played Tetris-influenced games such as Puzzle Bobble.

    1. Re:Duh? by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      I did. and I liked it. my parents started me off on such classics as "Journey to the Center of the earth" (which was in color, but it was also older than I am) and went from there to "its a wonderful life." when I was a teenager, I sought out the likes of "Citizen Caine", "12 angry men," and "Casablanca" on my own. and you know what? they don't make them like they used to. I weep for my generation and generations to come, with this society of explosions, eye candy, and instant gratification. I do play video games. and many of the older games are indeed better. my first game system that I owned was the NES. though I did "inherit" my father's atari 2600 after I started beating him at Combat consistently at age 4, causing him to give up gaming out of frustration. I've taken quite an interest in retro gaming since I was about 17, and I went and re-bought several of my old-school favorites.. and what I can't find for purchase, I play 'em emulated. Now that I'm 22, I still play games, and yes, there are some goodies out there, but most of the older games are the best. I'd take the original legend of zelda over windwaker any day of the week, and tetris is still an addictive time-waster (someone make a version of tetris where the lines explode off the screen already! thats how you win the attention of today's kids!)

  11. Why those games were so much better by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    The games back then were much better than games today in getting kids interested in programming. Who among us didn't look at a game and think of ways to make it better? It wasn't that hard to think of improvements, c'mon, look at the games!

    So we got a copy of the BASIC source on our Apple ][ and changed the background color. Or we added beeps (chr$(7)) to certain events. It was pretty easy to implement the improvement because everything was a piece of cake to get to.

    Today's games are polished beyond belief. No doubt that the games made today blow away older games in terms of gameplay, graphics, audio, and any other parameter you can apply to a game. In essence, the game is finished at the time you buy it. Sure, you can improve games like Doom or Quake or CS with graphics tweaks that take weeks and special software to develop, but the incentive isn't there as the games, as delivered, are usually really good.

    So you end up with kids who are accustomed to simply plugging in the latest and greatest game and playing it as is, without any thought as to improving it or writing their own. Even if they do think about writing their own they quickly become discouraged to learn how hard it is to actually come up with something interesting.

    This all leads to a lower number of programmers in the future, as we are currently training them to be users instead of builders.

    1. Re:Why those games were so much better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooray for job security! :)

    2. Re:Why those games were so much better by ScorpiusFan · · Score: 1

      Well, for kids who could be interested in programmnig, there are still plenty of options to explore with modern games. Look at how id software, Epic, Valve, and other companies released source code and content-generation tools so anyone could do their own coding or game modifications.

      When I was younger I taught myself 6052 assembly and Basic with my Apple ][e, and made a few text adventures and simple graphic games, but I know I wished I could have designed something to go beyond the assembler code, monochrome monitor, and hardware limitations.

      If the computer industry magically had the same technology in the mid 70's and early 80's as they did now, I think they would have opted to make games as we see today, rather than represent what they could with blocky shapes.

      As long as gaming technology improves, you will see plenty of kids inspired to find ways to involved themselves with creating their own games.

      (p.s. Robotron still rocks!).

  12. Old games and graphics.. by Yakman · · Score: 1

    This isn't so much about the 70s and 80s games, but recently I found some games I used to play in the early 90s on an abandonware site - one of the ones I remember was A-10 Tank Killer by Dynamix (I think?). Anyway, I recall spending HOURS playing this game because it was so immersive and stuff, when I fired up the copy now I couldn't see how I could ever have played the game that much as the graphics were very primitive. I think modern gaming has in some way spoiled us, obviously I must've been using my imagination a fair bit when playing the game 12 years ago in order to have memories of it being that interesting and realistic.

    Obviously this only applies to games with a basis in reality, mainly flight and driving simulators, and not so much to puzzle games and RTS type games. I can only imagine how a flight simulator will look in another 12 years time!

    Interestingly though, Doom, from around the same time, is still quite playable and the graphics aren't TOO bad - obviously nothing like UT2K3 or the Doom III screenshots, but not as bad as a comparison between the aforementioned A-10 game and FS2003 :)

    1. Re:Old games and graphics.. by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Interestingly though, Doom, from around the same time, is still quite playable and the graphics aren't TOO bad - obviously nothing like UT2K3 or the Doom III screenshots, but not as bad as a comparison between the aforementioned A-10 game and FS2003

      Yeah, DOOM has held up pretty well, thanks to its good use of Sprites. These Sprites were great, they let them put thousands of bad guys on screen, and then they could leave the bodies to mark where you've been, rather than sweeping them away (which is the lamest thing about almost any modern FPS; bodies always get neatly swept away)

      Seriously, I'd pay for and play a solid, 16-player port of DOOM II before any online FPS currently available for PS2. SOCOM sucks on so many levels.

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    2. Re:Old games and graphics.. by TruchiSoft · · Score: 0

      try www.doomworld.com
      check the latests DOOM ports, 32 player DeathMatch, CTF, SkullTag, Terminator, OpenGL, Slopes, Real 3D (MD2 Models, aijuna!), mouse control, BOTS (way cool!), sticky blood (it stays on the walls), etc

      an try DOOMCONNECTOR (dont remember the page, google it), its like gamespy for DOOM...

    3. Re:Old games and graphics.. by DZign · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling; sometime ago I was at a friend who still has a C=64 and I played 1942.

      I remember loving this game, but now the sound suddenly was just annoying and graphics were too crude.

      It's always difficult to step back when you're used to something nice.

  13. Responses by Hedonist123 · · Score: 1
    After reading some of the responses from the 10-13 year olds, I think that some of the conversation has been dramaticized for the article. I hope so, otherwise the youth of America has excellent vocabulary, but only uses it for profanity and dripping sarcasm.

    hed.

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    1. Re:Responses by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 1

      i had the same thought.... well EGM isn't exactly a 'trusted news source' i guess

      the article was probably totally made up during some bender one of the writers was having

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  14. Spoiled brats. ET?!? I had to wait 2 years for ET by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    I remember waking up at 5 am on saturdays to practice playing combat so i could beat my sister.
    ANd it kept me occupied too. WE had that and space invaders.

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  15. fake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think the article is fake

    i can't think of any kids who would have a conversation and bring up the various topics mentioned in the snippet - it seems very orchestrated by adults

  16. That's it by Apreche · · Score: 2, Funny

    For real this time. I've said it before. When I have kids, I'm making them play video games right. No johnny, you can't have zelda 2 until you beat zelda 1. Now sit your ass down and find some triforce pieces. You want a PS4? Hah! You haven't even beaten pitfall yet! How can you expect to play those new fancy games if you suck at the old ones so much.

    I will raise my children to be the video game masters. Out of the womb and into the hands goes the joystick. The kind with a single orange button.

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    1. Re:That's it by Gen.+Rasputin+X · · Score: 1

      Yep, I gotta agree with you on this one. I've stuck to a similar policy with myself. I didn't buy Final Fantasy X until I'd finished Final Fantasy IX. I didn't get Final Fantasy IX, until I'd finished Final Fantasy VII. Don't ask about Final Fantasy VIII. I heard Dark Cloud 2 was coming out, so I made sure I was completely finished Dark Cloud. I still need to finish Dark Cloud 2, but I figure I've got some time on that. I suppose I shouldn't spend any more money on games til I finish Disgaea and SW: KotOR. I still find that classic games, and classic formulas hold some appeal for me. I still recall playing "Pigs in Space" and a few other games on my C64. My favourite FPS is an old game that only a few people will recall play, though I think everyone has heard of the company. Marathon, by Bungie. Marathon was a wonderful FPS, and Halo is directly descended from it. The Spanker rocket launcher came directly from it. It had great multiplayer, for the time, and was my first LAN game. The reason I was looking forward to Halo originally, was that it promised to be Marathon reborn. In many ways, it was, but it also lacked the multiplayer that made Marathon so grand. We'll see if the PC version recaptures some of that style. Another great game, from back then, was Bolo. It was a real time strategy and topdown shooter. You rode around in a little tank, blasting other tanks, and occasionally pill boxes, which were automated turrets. You had a little man, who was a remarkable engineer. He could turn trees into boats, roads, buildings or even pill boxes, if you'd managed to destroy one, and salvage the parts. 16 player multiplayer, back around '94. It would be nice to see more companies rerealeasing old games, in a playable format. I know some of the older gamers require such odd configurations that they are nearly unplayable on modern machines. In the mean time, I suppose there's always emulation.

    2. Re:That's it by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Uhhh no you're going to raise your kids to hate video games. They're not going to want to play any games at all if they have to start off with ol games like that. Sure if they did start with old classic's they'd be great as a lot of the old classics were VERY hard games. Not like today's games which take hours to beat instead of months. But who would want to play those archaic games. They'd be at their friend's houses playing GTA4 all day while you're trying to get them to play pitfall, they're never going to play it until they're older. When they're older they'll play it to see how good they'd do on older games and to see what we were playing when we were much younger.

    3. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you have to use the BR tag on slashdot, otherwise the line break doesn't show up.

    4. Re:That's it by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      My daughter (5, will be 6 in January) wanted to play on the orginal GameBoy I have, you know the green screen one =) I think she likes Tetris and Kirbys Pinball better on it then on the GBA =)

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    5. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you don't if you're posting in "Plain Old Text" mode.

    6. Re:That's it by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      Yesterday my (3 year old) daughter spent some time at my office, playing Drol on the Apple //e on the other desk here.
      I glanced over at one point and noticed that she'd made it to level two.

      I think I've beaten level three a handful of times, FWIW.

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    7. Re:That's it by payne · · Score: 1

      Actually, Marathon is still around. Bungie open sourced it before Microsoft bought them. It's called Aleph One now.

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    8. Re:That's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drol! YES!! I loved that game! There was a short period there where the games coming out for the Apple II were at their peak, and that's one that I spent -hours- on. That one, the one with all the gumballs, Bilestoad (speaking of games that need a remake!), Karateka... /me reminisces

  17. Suspicious by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    The comments seem a little too poetic, really. And between the heavy sarcasm ("John: Yeah, let's watch the lamp. It's more fun and less predictable.") and the flip flop between naieve and the cereberal comments from the same person ("they put quarters in there? [pointing at console]" vs " Maybe this is what seafood will do in a thousand years." Not to mention whoever knew that they had to dump off extra copies of E.T.

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    1. Re:Suspicious by NewWazoo · · Score: 1

      Nope. They said these kids ranged in age from 10-13, iirc. At 13 I sounded exactly like these kids. I suspect that these kids are a bit nerdy, and would probably remind me of me. :)

      Brandon
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    2. Re:Suspicious by Aguamala · · Score: 0

      I'm going to have to go with being a tad bit suspicious. The words that these kids were using arn't even part of most college kids vocabulary. For instance...Instead of saying, "Tim: What? There's no power-ups in Pong. The concept of a power-up hadn't been invented yet," wouldn't most kids replace the word concept with idea? If kids are talking like this now then I really have to give a slap on the back of our education system for making kids use larger words than I did in Grade School.

  18. Generation Gaps by neostorm · · Score: 1

    I received the shock of my life a few months ago. I've been out of the emulation scene for a few years, so I popped onto IRC one day to get back into things for a bit, and I asked the channel what the best, current NES emulator was (since new ones always seem to be popping up).
    Man... the replies I received! I could tell they must have all been ~13 or younger. "I'd shoot myself if all I had to play were 8-bit games!" (Dunno where that came from).

    I wisely chose to say nothing, but filed it under the effects of being an aging gamer.

    I get a kick in a similar fashion out of hearing different ages reminisce. People a few years ahead of me, who were brought up with a coleco or intellivision in their hands, never stop talking about the golden age of games. Back when "graphics didn't matter and the gameplay was the core attraction".
    Amusingly enough, all my friends from my generation (who were raised primarily with the C64, 8-bit NES, SNES, Atari, and Sega generation hardware), seem to think the golden age of gaming began and ended with these systems. Someone recently on slashdot cracked me up when they posted something about how the Nintendo and Sega 8 & 16-bit ages of gaming were the height of gaming history because "that's when graphics didn't matter, and the gameplay was pure".

    I think another friend of mind summed it up best when he said "games are just as magical today as they were when we were kids".
    I hate a lot of titles that come out today, and I really miss my SNES, but I could see that if I were 16 years old again with nothing to do on a Saturday but play all day, I would probably feel the same way again.
    You only have that feeling of discovery once in your life. So I feel a little justified knowing that today's gaming generation will sit down with their younger brothers and sisters 10 years from now to bitch and moan about how games have just lost that "magic", and when they were younger the PS1 was the shit. ;)

    1. Re:Generation Gaps by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I get a kick in a similar fashion out of hearing different ages reminisce. People a few years ahead of me, who were brought up with a coleco or intellivision in their hands, never stop talking about the golden age of games. Back when "graphics didn't matter and the gameplay was the core attraction". Amusingly enough, all my friends from my generation (who were raised primarily with the C64, 8-bit NES, SNES, Atari, and Sega generation hardware), seem to think the golden age of gaming began and ended with these systems. Someone recently on slashdot cracked me up when they posted something about how the Nintendo and Sega 8 & 16-bit ages of gaming were the height of gaming history because "that's when graphics didn't matter, and the gameplay was pure".

      I did grow up in that "golden age". In fact, I'm even older than that (my first console was a 20-in-1 Pong machine). But I'm not deluded. Like you say, people who think the NES was the pinnacle of gaming make me laugh.

      Just consider modern games like GTA3 or GT3 or HL... 8-bit games can't hold a candle to them. The gameplay in HL is 100x greater than I ever got out of Mario. I remember the 8-bit games fondly and I enjoy the occasional retro experience with Galaga or Wizball, but I don't think I'd still be playing video games if 8-bit was all we had.

      I think retro-gamers need to remember that 8-bit games were attractive to us as kids but adults from that era weren't very interested. The games didn't really offer a lot. Modern games can keep the average adult interested as well. It's not just a generation thing, either. 50 year olds I work with - who were never interested in NES or SNES - are now avid Xbox or PS2 gamers. I think that's a perfect sign that the modern games are simply more enjoyable for all ages.

    2. Re:Generation Gaps by neostorm · · Score: 1

      Actually my point was just that the real value of the entertainment at hand lies in the individuals experience. I think all generations of games are equal on multiple levels. The only thing that's really changed drastically are the visuals, as you can find just as much depth in 8 and 16 bit games, that you can in any of todays titles depending on personal experience.
      Plus, I knew many older individuals who loved their 8-bit games just as much as today, but the level of exposure to games has to be taken into consideration when compared to todays market.

    3. Re:Generation Gaps by Khyl'Dran · · Score: 1


      Certainly the entire concept of a "golden age" of gaming is flawed, but you have to agree that many of the foundations of gaming were set in 8-bit and 16-bit...

      GTA3 is based on free exploration, something established in the 8-bit era by games like Zelda. HL, I can argue with you on the point that it is 100x better gameplay than mario. I disagree. Mario games from 8-bit like mario 3 are far simpler, and certainly not based on storyline like Half-life, and therefore far more replayable. I can see myself picking up Mario 3 to play again and again, even today, even after I just beat it, but I won't do that with the Half-Life single player.

      Those games DID offer a lot in terms of gameplay! That doesn't mean that today's games don't, of course they do. But consider the fact that today, Nintendo is releasing 8 and 16 bit classics on the GBA. The kid who said "I would want to die if all i had to play were 8-bit games" probably has a gameboy, and probably will buy Mario Advance 4, which is Super Mario 3...

      Also, the reason graphically intensive games feel more "accessible" today, is because these kids are kids in 2003, a time of internet, mass communication, soundbytes etc. They are exposed to information in this manner, and expect to recieve information explicitely. Look at the comment by one of the kids when he played pong:

      "Gordon: It doesn't even go over the net. It goes through it. I don't even think that thing in the middle is a net."

      Our ocidental society is slowly losing the ability to use abstract, non-figurative perception. Imagine how that kid would react to Modern Art? Its scary to think of it :)

      Anyways, those are my thoughts...

    4. Re:Generation Gaps by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Certainly the entire concept of a "golden age" of gaming is flawed, but you have to agree that many of the foundations of gaming were set in 8-bit and 16-bit...

      I certainly do agree. Games are, like many things, an evolving format. Most games are built upon ideas and concepts from their predecessors. Usually with a slight twist. Infrequently with a novel and new idea thrown in. Always with minor improvements to graphics and sound, but do those changes really matter?!

      But I wasn't arguing against the evolution of games. I was more arguing that despite what some romantics claim, the gameplay in the older games really isn't up to par with modern games. I have over 20 years video gaming experience (gosh, I feel so old) and the newer games are IMHO simply better. I have fond memories of old games but I find myself frequently disappointed when I pull them out of retirement for some reminiscing.

      Sometimes I wonder if I'm just jaded by the graphics in older games but I don't think I'm particularly influenced by graphics. I still play nethack! But GTA3 keeps me coming back for more. I've clocked up 200 hours on that game. I don't think I clocked up more than 20 hours on any NES or SNES game. I can only think it's because GTA3 offers such a large "world" with so much to do, and so many ways to do it. To my mind, that makes GTA3 one of the leading games in gameplay.

      I can see myself picking up Mario 3 to play again and again, even today, even after I just beat it, but I won't do that with the Half-Life single player.

      Ahh, but what about HL multiplayer. You still play that, yes? I play more HL than I play Mario. They're both great, but given the choice I would pick HL over Mario.

      I don't strongly disagree with anything you said, btw. Games are still a matter of taste and interpretation. I think that, overall, modern games have better gameplay than older games but I'm happy if you feel otherwise.

    5. Re:Generation Gaps by clarkc3 · · Score: 1
      I asked the channel what the best, current NES emulator was

      my vote is for NesterDC :) Totally rocks and still get the console game feel using it. Plus lets my dreamcast be good for something other than House of the Dead 2

    6. Re:Generation Gaps by FauxReal · · Score: 1

      If you want a good list of emulators with reviews try href="www.zophar.net/">Zophar's Domain, if I'm not mistaken he had a hand in making NESticle.

  19. Does Super Nintendo Count? by flyboy974 · · Score: 0

    While I was a huge video game buff as a kid, I don't let my kids get into it as much. (I was master of the "Back Brain Kick" on Pro Wrestling on the NES, and once kicked out of a "Greasy Spoon" burger joint as a kid because I had about 15 kids cheering me on as I was beating Super Mario Brothers).

    My kids are partially adapt to modern gaming. But, I've really tried to NOT let them play on our PS/2 or my game computers. They are very happy beating Legend of Zelda for the SNES. They thought that was the greatest game ever, and now they are trying to beat all of the N64 Zelda games.

    Time consuming, and mind provoking compared ot 007 for the PS/2 in my mind.

    Of course, I'm trying to get them into a good baseball or soccer game for their next step. Something that they just can't memorize and play over and over. They still get to play on the PS/2 and XBox, but, very very limited time. I'll let their logical minds develop and then let them blow $h!7 up.

    I'm just glad that they also find most Atari 5200 qualify Flash games very entertaining. Unfortunately my oldest just learned his first slang phrase. AHHH!!!

    1. Re:Does Super Nintendo Count? by mr_sas · · Score: 1

      don't let them play one of those sub-par generic ea games. Get them to play Pro Evolution.

  20. Not fake... by Lendrick · · Score: 1

    ...just heavily edited. I'm guessing a lot more was said than what was printed, and they just trimmed it down to the parts that were +5 Funny and +5 Insightful. The full transcript is probably twenty times that length -- and it wouldn't be interesting for anyone to read.

    1. Re:Not fake... by Mortanius · · Score: 1

      Just wait a few months for the director's cut, complete with a making-of documentary and bonus footage.

  21. COME ON PEOPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you believe this is real I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you. What the hell is with EGM and these stupid fucking joke articles? Remember that Henry Hill B.S. from a month or two back?

    1. Re:COME ON PEOPLE by f64 · · Score: 1

      hear hear!

      they couldn't even be bothered to actually mimic pre-teenspeak. lame.

      f64 : brought up on crack, brought down by politics

  22. I don't know what you're remming about by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

    Every time I got a better game (i was a vic20-c64 kid) I thanked a higher power.

    I liked computer games because they were novel, and something to do when I was bored or my friends weren't over. I personally got more enjoyment out of building legos, models, and painting.

    The first game that really hooked me was Wing Commander, the second was Civilization. Even with those games I don't get nostalgic. Hell, I don't feel special about ANY games. 'Real' memories are built from interaction with friends and the world around you.

    All of this comes from a person who is EASILY addicted to good video games. As someone who has spent much time playing them, I know they are not life, but something to pass the time. Perhaps the nostalgia some feel comes from the circumstance of the game play.

    I just lost track of where I was going with this....*sigh*

    1. Re:I don't know what you're remming about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was an unnecessarily stupid post.

    2. Re:I don't know what you're remming about by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Even with those games I don't get nostalgic. Hell, I don't feel special about ANY games. 'Real' memories are built from interaction with friends and the world around you.

      hmm I remember that my friend and I spent many days helping each other get through Metroid, or Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!, or sharing tricks for Super Mario Bros.

      In college my friends and I would get together, have a few beers, and setup a tournament in KI (speaking of which, why don't more fighting games have tournament modes like KI did? The best part of course was that you didn't have to remember who was next because the game would tell you (the best part for those of us that had too much to drink, anyway)). We also played Mario Kart quite often.

      Playing games wasn't just something we did when we were alone, it was what we did with our friends, too.

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  23. crappy game selection? by Cecil · · Score: 1

    Well, not that they're crappy games, they were indeed revolutionary, and quite a bit of fun, but none of the games they had the kids play were games *I* get urges to go back and play. Classic games aren't necessarily classic because of their fun factor.

    If I had to recommend some classic games that I would ask kids to "tolerate", it'd be games like Pitfall, Asteroids, Space Invaders, Galaga, Legend of Zelda, Super Mario 3, King's Quest, Space Quest, heck even Nethack. These games were all a lot of fun, unlike say, E.T.

    1. Re:crappy game selection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the article? They did play Space Invaders.

    2. Re:crappy game selection? by (trb001) · · Score: 1

      Thinking about it, video games have only recently become mainstream and poppy. By that I mean that even the cool jock (hell, *especially* the cool jock) sits around with his buddies and plays games. Typically (and I'm making a horrible generalization) the 'cool' kids will play the most mainstream of games...fighting games, GTA type games, etc, where the main objective doesn't take a lot of thought.

      Zelda wasn't for someone who couldn't take a few hours each day for a couple of weeks to finish. Back before the internet, there was Nintendo Power and that's it as far as hints and tips. You couldn't find your way through death mountain? Tough.

      Linear games are much easier and take less thought, hence why they become arcade games (or arcade games become linear console games...take your pick). They are popular with the masses precisely for that reason. The selection of games that these kids were given really sucks if you're going for mainstream appeal. I like pong for its nostalgia and historical siginificance, but damn, even I would get bored of it after a few minutes. Donkey I still play on my standup MAME arcade, but for similar reasons. Space Invaders surprised me, I would think kids would recognize this as the precursor to every space game ever played, but whatever. E.T.? Welcome to your first bad acid trip, kiddies.

      --trb

  24. Back to the Future 2 by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of Back to the Future 2, where he plays an Arcade game and the kids go "Oh he has to use his hands, like a baby game" or something like that.

    Speaking of electronic football, "Dancing Dots". Had a watch that had 4 games on it, use to play it all the time before the NES game out. :) Now its backlight, SNES with stereo sound, and networked handhelds.

    1. Re:Back to the Future 2 by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of Back to the Future 2, where he plays an Arcade game and the kids go "Oh he has to use his hands, like a baby game" or something like that.

      I'm reminded of that line so often in modern arcades.
      What with DDR, and the bike/ski/tank games with a full-size controller. It makes old games with merely a jotstick (and 3 or less buttons to boot...) seem so tame by comparison.

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  25. Re:Spoiled brats. ET?!? I had to wait 2 years for by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1

    You had a sister who played combat with you?

    And she was so good that you felt the need to practice at 5am just to beat her?

    You wouldn't ahem! still have her phone number, would you?

    JUST KIDDING!
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  26. uhm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate to say it but all those games sucked and still suck except Tetris. I'm surprised the kids don't know about tetris but they knew about space invaders from their cell phones!

    I'm in my thirties but I never really got into those games when I was a kid for some reason. I got bored after 5 minutes and started looking how to take the console apart and see what chips were inside (those old atari machines had so much 7400 series logic!! you could pick a chip off the board and look it up at radio shack .. ahh kids today don't know what they are missing .. open up a console and it's a blob of ASICs and "tamper-proof" bullshit).

  27. Re:Spoiled brats. ET?!? I had to wait 2 years for by Maserati · · Score: 1

    If you're kidding, I'm not.

    My credentials are figuring out how to get autofire in 2600 Space Invaders by toggling the power switch.

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  28. Reads kind of fake... by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    You're expecting me to believe some random kid said "The concept of a power-up hadn't been invented yet." The Tetris one looks totally fake.

    1. Re:Reads kind of fake... by Chilltowner · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'd have to say, having dealt with kids this age before, that they are surprising clever and funny--almost insufferably so, in fact, especially when they keep running off at the mouth without really knowing what they're talking about. The Tetris section is a case in point. They are both so verbally acute and so out of touch with the game that the results are pretty hilarious.

      I'm sure my friends and I talked like this at that age. I'd probably wanna smack me upside my head.

    2. Re:Reads kind of fake... by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I worked on upping the irony and sarcasm skills of my younger cousins.

      I think the all time favorite was taunt was "man...you guys put the 'uck' back into suck".

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      SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
  29. Could it be .... by etedronai · · Score: 1

    because adults only like classic games because of the nostalgic factor?

    1. Re:Could it be .... by Zeromous · · Score: 0

      No way.

      I'm through with every Mario game. that doesn't change the fact that they are still funner than many games that come out today.

      Pitfall is a good example. The original Gary Kitchen pitfall was way more fun than the 3d demo I just played a few days ago. It also played better despite being simpler.

      The only nostalgia I ever experience I find is based around small cues like music phrases (like swinging on vines in pitfall), or specific scenes that have come to represent classic gaming moments ("but our princess is in another castle"...or hooker depending on how old u are")

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    2. Re:Could it be .... by feyhunde · · Score: 0

      Not completely. Tetris is still the best in its original form for the Gameboy. I am myself a child of the 16 bit, and gotta say that it was my childhood. My favorite game then, but not now, was Super Mario All-Stars. That game was the ultimate best of disc, with everything I wanted on it at the time. Now, however, I wish I had Chrono Trigger to complement my copy of FF6. I bought a Genesis while back in high school and was able to play many games I missed. I gotta say I loved it, despite their age.

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    3. Re:Could it be .... by sammaffei · · Score: 1
      The original Gary Kitchen pitfall...

      Ummmm... "Pitfall!" was created by David Crane (the most legendary Atari 2600 programmer). Anybody who was ever a fan of that game should know that.

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    4. Re:Could it be .... by carou · · Score: 1

      Tetris is still the best in its original form for the Gameboy

      That wasn't the original version! Tetris has a long and complicated commercial history, but Nintendo's version arrived four years later than the original conception, and two years after "official" ports to just about every plaform in existance at the time.

    5. Re:Could it be .... by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Game Boy added non-total drops, I mean how you could press down and the block would go faster, but not just warp to the bottom.

      Later versions (like the one for the N64, what was it) had a nice "shadow" feature that showed you where the current block would drop if you zipped it down, rather useful.

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    6. Re:Could it be .... by Zeromous · · Score: 0

      You're right I mixed up my names...Gary Kitchen is Battlezone correct?

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  30. Elijah Wood in Back to the Future 2 by BauerFan1 · · Score: 1

    Do you know who said that in Back to the Future 2? It was Elijah Wood, his first movie roll as an actor. Funny, huh?

    1. Re:Elijah Wood in Back to the Future 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny in that he was a good actor back then for a sucky Zemeckis, and he's still working for sucky directors like Jackson.

      Neither director could tell a story.

    2. Re:Elijah Wood in Back to the Future 2 by Mike+Mentalist · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have two things to say:

      1) You are British

      2) You read GamesTM

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  31. what a "ghey" article by Zeromous · · Score: 0

    "Mario dies way too easy. Oh, grab the umbrella. Those are cool. Unfashionable, gay, but cool. Oh, 300 points. That's it? All you get is points? That's lame. Can't you do something with the umbrella?" - Tim, 11 years old

    I dunno sounds like a normal retarded 11 year old to me. Note the vernacular of the word "gay" (or "ghey").

    Sure sure, we've all said a game is sort of "gay" at one time or another no matter our personal sexual preference or gregarious mood. But really, is this something that should be attributed to an 11 year old in a large magazine?

    Hmm ... wait maybe it IS written in its entirety by an EGM writer! No wonder it was my favorite magazine when I was 12.

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  32. Old skool games are fine by OpperNerd · · Score: 1

    My 8 yr old kid kid was pestering me all the time about buying a Playstation, so I put the SNES emulator on his pc. He's ver content with that.
    I like to play Bust A Move on the SNES, it's pretty addictive.

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  33. "Mario dies way too easy" ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ????

    PUSSIES!!!!

  34. His own PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny that he's pestering you for a playstation when he has his own PC. ;)

    1. Re:His own PC? by OpperNerd · · Score: 1

      He had his own pc since he was 5.

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  35. What kind of kids are these? by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    I really mean that, are they very social out going kids? Or do they sit home playing games as soon as school's over till 2AM?

    I would imagine the average child being very bored with those games. They're probably the kids that are occasional gamers. Find the kid's that sit home all day and play video games and they'd be much better at these classics. With different views on them too.

  36. Classic != Good. by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

    Some of those old "classics", just did not stand the test of time. My opinion is, that a whole lot of them have serious problems. They just didn't age well.

    For example, take Pac-Man. Same Maze, every time. Very repetitive. (Ms. Pac-Man has aged much more gracefully.)

    Zelda 1:VERY annoying gameplay. The fact that the sword goes straight out, and the controls are very blocky almost make it unplayable.

    On the other hand, a few games have stood the test of time IMO. Bubble Bobble, Wonder Boy in Monster Land, Gauntlet, Arkanoid. SMB 1 and 3.

    Strangely enough, even back then I didn't like the repetetive/annoying classics. I'd find my favorite games and play them over and over.

    The other thing is that the same thing happened with movies. Before maybe 20 years ago, an overwhelming % of movies were just plain horrid. Glitter-level bad. However, a lot of people tend to forget that and just pine for the "good-ol days"..which never existed.

    1. Re:Classic != Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other thing is that the same thing happened with movies. Before maybe 20 years ago, an overwhelming % of movies were just plain horrid. Glitter-level bad. However, a lot of people tend to forget that and just pine for the "good-ol days"..which never existed.

      at any time an overwhelming % of movies are horrid. even now.

    2. Re:Classic != Good. by Bahumat · · Score: 1

      Thank god someone else appreciates Bubble Bobble. To this day I can turn my NES on, slap in a copy, and most everyone in the room starts clamoring to play within minutes.

      And more than half end up humming the theme song later. :D

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    3. Re:Classic != Good. by displaytest · · Score: 1

      BLASPHEMY!

      Legend of Zelda is the goddamn Citizen Kane of videogames. The controls are blocky, but the limitations are part of the game. You'll notice that the bulk of the enemies only move in the four cardinal directions as well. And the rest of the game is just genius - it was groundbreaking in its scope and size. There was a huge overworld, nine dungeons, and innumerable secrets and tricks. And to think that it was programmed in a 32KB ROM!

  37. Analogy by skookum · · Score: 1

    The premise of this article is like taking a turn of the century steam-powered buggy and comparing it to a modern luxury car like a Mercedes E-class or something. OF COURSE the 100 year old buggy with it's 12 horsepower motor, 40 MPH top speed, wooden spoke wheels that jar every bone of your body, unreliable boiler that craps out every few hours (etc.) is going to seem completely worthless and outdated to anyone that's driven a modern vehicle. But that doesn't mean that the steam-powered buggy wasn't a revolutionary achievement at the time, compared to having to keep horses around and deal with all their crap, etc.

    By removing the context you completely miss the point. I'm sure that if you took a PS2 into the future and sat some 12 year-old down with it they would laugh and scoff and wonder what kind of idiot would actually buy that piece of crap, compared to SuperConsole3000 or whatever the modern technology of the day is.

    I thought the article was really funny, as naturally the kids couldn't understand why anyone would want to play those old games. But you can't use that somehow as proof that "kids these days just don't get it" or any other sort of comparison of kids now vs. kids then. You completely invalidate the argument by removing the context.

  38. [PONG] Gordon: It doesn't even go over the net by neglige · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it does. Pong even has it own Google category!

    [...] It goes through it. I don't even think that thing in the middle is a net.

    Oh.... he didn't mean the internet... my mistake.

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  39. Of course they can! by jarnot · · Score: 1
    My 4 year old enjoys playing arcade classics and SNES games (via MAME and SNES9x) more than most new console games. Sure, he loves the eye candy in games like "Super Mario Sunshine", but he finds games like "Wizard of Wor", "Donkey Kong" and "XMen vs Capcom" more fun.

    Many (most?) times games with simple rules are much more enjoyable than games with complex rules that require joysticks with 20 buttons.

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  40. Remember being eleven? by PateraSilk · · Score: 1
    I recall that snarky comments and intellectual sarcasm were de rigeur in my crowd back in the day. Probably a previous poster was right when he said these kids were edited, but I've heard eleven year olds have similar conversations without benefit of editing.

    The lava lamp comment was hilarious.

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  41. Dang kids are right by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

    I've wasted a lot of time tricking out my PC to play the latest and greatest 3D frag fests, city builders, fleet commanders, moody adventures, etc. And I've wasted even more time finding emulators, old cartridges, and 5.25" floppy disks to revive the old games I used to adore growing up.

    Problem is nostalgia colors the view of the past. Those old games just don't play like the current ones, and not even nostalgia improves the clunky graphics, primitive gameplay, limited options. Not even MULE was as much fun as I remembered.

    1. Re:Dang kids are right by halo8 · · Score: 1

      HERITIC!
      BLASPHEMRE!

      MULE ROCKS!!!

      lol.. i d/led a C64 Emulator a few months ago when someone mentioned MULE, i still enjoyed playing it, but i didnt find it as challenging, knowing that i was beating a computer of ya kilohertz wasnt as much fun as beating a computer of so many gigahertz.

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    2. Re:Dang kids are right by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Mule was an all-time classic...a really original and addictive game. Too many games today lack such originality, instead falling into the same molds (first person shooter, real-time strategy, etc.). Those old ground-breaking games were on the edge, experimenting with new ideas and goals. Sometimes they worked, like Mule. Sometimes they failed (ET?).

    3. Re:Dang kids are right by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Alas, I never grew up with MULE, and unfortunately, it's kind of hard for 2 or 3 people to pick up and play...we tried it 4 player on a Dreamcast NES emulator, and there just wasn't enough explanation of what was going on, what we should try to do.

      I guess games back then were either simple pick up and play, or you were expected to read the instruction manual.

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  42. My six year old daughter loves classic games. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    My father-in-law and I fired up my old Atari 2600 a few months back. First of all an Atari 2600 on a 36" Trinitron just seemed wrong in its own right, but that didn't stop us.

    After a couple of bouts with of Combat covering tanks, planes, and Zepplin vs planes the kids were getting really interested (6 year old nephew was there to). It didn't take long to get the kids hooked on Circus, they loved the how the little guy kicked his feet in the air after he hit the ground. They found my Spiderman cart. Spiderman on the 2600 was pretty complicated for a 2600 game, and I knew it wasn't something they would like, but thanks to the movie and the recent surge in Spiderman popularity they were drawn to it like moths to flames. I had to play for them, they gave up quickly but they were going to let their giving up stand in the way. It was a 2600 fest for several hours, my only problem is the old switchbox I had kept going to black and white, oh well. Oh yeah, they insisted on E.T. also.

    That night aside my daughter loves the NES. My wife got Bubble Bobble used from Game Stop specificaly for the two of them. She plays Dr. Mario everytime she gets a chance, and for some damn unexplainable reason she's drawn to licenced games. She insist on Ghost Busters, it frustrates the hell out of her because the game has always sucked and when she does manage to talke me into playing she gets bored with it. But next time like a moth to flames.....

    She plays the SNES quite a bit to. I got her hooked on UniRacers - purposely, I figured it was easy enough for her to get the hang of. Her cousin plays that with her whenever he's around. She loves Mario World, thanks to another cousin it has been redubbed "Mario Saves the Day". Of course she would rather watch me play that instead of play on her own. That niece it 8.

    When they all get together it's time to fire up the N64. Remember, at this age the N64 is classic gaming. Ditty Kong racing, 4 controls, 3 in the hands of kids, one with me doing my best not to kick all their butts and win every time.

    One good/bad thing about it. My daughter enjoys wathing me play as much if not more so than playing herself. I get game time because of this. The bad thing is it's not always a game I want to play, and of course theirs the constant 6 year old questions and annoyances.

    I'm playing Skies of Arcadia Legends right now on the Cube, because I want to, not because she wants me to. She's hooked on that now. Now it's putting up with eaither reading for her, waiting half an hour for her to read it herself or summerizing whats going on. Being an RPG anything to do with managing equipment or running around town talking to people gets "This is boring, go fight comments", fortunately being the dad I can so "You're annoying, go take a bath". Atari2600 to GameCube, all Nintendo systems sans Virtual Boy inbetween. I thik my daughter has classic gaming covered.

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    1. Re:My six year old daughter loves classic games. by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Diddy Kong Racing is such a good game...not quite as good a Kart racer as Mario Kart 64, but with decent Karts, planes, hovercraft, decent graphics, a terrific "quest" mode with great boss races, non-random and stackable powerups...the only problem is that sometimes races can be decided in the first quarter of the first lap.

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    2. Re:My six year old daughter loves classic games. by Reapy · · Score: 1

      That's pretty funny, because I used to be the same way with my dad. I'm 23 now, but I would sit there and watch him play games all the time. I don't know if I made the "this is boring" comments, but I probably did. I think I was pretty annoying, I don't know how he put up with me. But we did play a lot of adventure games together and such, but he wouldnt really wait too long for me to finish up reading stuff, so concequently, when reading video game text on the screen I power through it faster then a lot of people, because I had to do that to make sure I got to read it all before he moved on to the next block of text.

      But I've played games in front of younger kids who get "bored" or even worse, already know the game inside and out. For example, I was very late in coming to the zelda game on the n64, so when I did get around to playing through it, my gf at the time's younger brother kept wincing and making frustarted noises when I walked past something i was supposed to do. This ruined the game for me because I wanted to figure stuff out, not be tipped off at something by the noises someone else was making when you walk by it.

      Hopefully when I become a parent I'll be the game master and wont have to worry about this :P

  43. Cruel and Unusual... by mraymer · · Score: 1
    Throwing E.T. into a mix of classic games is cruel and unusual punishment for these kids.

    Also, I think they went too far back in time. It would be more interesting to see how they react to classics such as DOOM or Duke Nukem 3D, since (odd as it may seem) I'm sure there are plenty of teens out there who've never played either title. I believe they'd be able to recognize how the elements present in those games shaped the games the play today.

    And is tetris really that old that these kids didn't know about it? It's not like it is abandonware... I mean, isn't it on pretty much every console?

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  44. Of Course Kids Don't Like Old Games by devnull17 · · Score: 1

    The main draws of older games for people that enjoy them are familiarity and nostalgia. There's none of that for young kids. How many Slashdot readers born after the '50s regularly watch Mr. Ed or I Love Lucy? While there are exceptions for amazing works in every medium, old technology generally doesn't appeal to younger people, particularly when the technology is dated or limited. (For instance, black-and-white movies tend not to appeal to people who weren't raised on them.)

    Personally, I'm a member of the SNES and PSX generation. I'll play classic games like Final Fantasy or the original Mario games, but by and large, I don't play a lot of NES games. People I know who first got into gaming with the current generation of consoles are less apt to play even last generation's games. It's all about nostalgia.

    1. Re:Of Course Kids Don't Like Old Games by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I suspect a lot of young people watch Mr. Ed and I Love Lucy. Mostly because they're growing up with it even more than people of the generation it originally aired during. I know those old shows were one of the few non news, soap opera, or game show related things that were on quite a bit during the time shortly after school had gotten out. I'd be surprised if many people since its initial airing hadn't grown up with, say, the brady bunch.

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  45. Fake or Staged by gnovos · · Score: 1

    I'm having a tought time deciding if this is all out fake, or just staged. Like the kids finishing eachother punch lines sounds like something someone would just make up out of thier own head, but one kid's partial AYB reference makes me think there may have been actual kids there. Scripts maybe?

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  46. The left hand doesn't know about the right one.. by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

    How funny.. on the main page:

    Posted by CmdrTaco on Thursday October 16, @02:10PM
    vb4hire writes "What if you took today's "3D Grand Theft Auto" playing 12 yr olds, and put them in front of the classic games of the 70s and 80s?? Electronic Gaming Monthly has a hilarious article where the author has done just that. "(Pong) It takes this whole console just to do Pong?" "(Mattell Football) EGM: It's one of the first great portable games. Brian: I thought it was Run Away From the Dots." "(Tetris) Which button do I press to make the blocks explode?""

    The story looked oddly familiar..

  47. KIRK MUST DIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is up with that Kirk kid saying "piss" and other badness, if my kid talked like that I'd smack him around big time.

  48. Just ask them.. by rf0 · · Score: 1

    ...what they think the game "Jet Set Willy" is about :)

    Rus

  49. Kids and the Atari 2600 by thelenm · · Score: 1

    My wife and I teach kids at church, and a few months ago we invited them all to a party at our house. We have a GameCube, PS2, N64, SNES, and Atari 2600 and had them all set up so we could easily switch game systems for them to play. When they saw the Atari, their eyes got all wide and they said, "What is that???" I said it was the video game system I had when I was a kid. Forget the GameCube and PS2, those kids loved nothing more than to sit and play Space Invaders on the Atari 2600. And Maze Craze, and Asteroids, and Vanguard. It was awesome to watch these kids getting as excited about these 20-year old video games as I was when I first got them. Two of the boys even showed up on our doorstep the next day asking if they could come in and play Space Invaders! Could they tolerate the classic video games? Absolutely, they found them fascinating.

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  50. A Sense of Perspective by ajax0187 · · Score: 1

    It makes you wonder what kids ten years from now are going to be saying about GTA3... "What the hell? You mean I actually have to use a CONTROLLER? You mean I actually have to use my hands?"

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    1. Re:A Sense of Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT'S A BABY'S TOY!

      then griff walks in and busts up Marty's son and marty pops up and says "no Griff" and kicks him in the sackacular.

      Then griff gets really tall and goes after Marty on a hoverboard and billy zane is all "THOSE BOARDS DON'T WORK ON WATER" and the Japanese wanna be guy goes "UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE POWAH!"

      Then griff gets on a pit bull and flys up to Marty and takes a swing and marty dives in the water!

      Griff twists around and all the bad guys fly into the clock tower!

      Then Marty's jacket goes "Jacket drying, your jacket is now dry!"

      Well I'd tell you the rest of the movie, but I think I got all the key points of the plot covered here.

  51. I HUNGER by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

    Feh. Lock them in a room with Sinistar, and see how long it is until they go raving mad.

    RUN, COWARD!

  52. LMAO - Kids these days - gota love evolution by redog · · Score: 1

    EGM: Who's that chick Mario is rescuing up there?

    Kirk: It's a hooker.

  53. Lies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd be surprised at how kids can enjoy older games. Being from a large family with several cousins, there were often children aged 3-12 hanging around my house on special ocassions and the likes. In order to stop them wrecking the place, I'd set up a few consoles, and it really didn't matter which one they flocked to as long as they got to play. On two occassions my NES has been loaned out, purely on the basis of Super Mario Bros 3 - and I think someone still has my rotting Game Boy. I won't deny that graphics aren't important to them, and they major consoles were the most popular - House of the Dead 2 being constantly favoured by my 3 year old cousin - but the likes of Super Mario are still immensely playable.

    The thing is, it's not cool to like anything but graphics. Not really. Someone will always make a jibe at how a game's not cool because it only has four colours, and at that age, the rest are bound to join in.

    Saying that, Donkey Kong is incredibly dull and repetitive - much as I love it - and kids just don't dig Tetris, in the same way that they don't dig Chess or Draughts and what not.

    Although, this article is of course complete bollocks. They know the history of ET, have remarkable vocabularies, and yet don't realise that Tetris is to do with making lines? I'm pretty sure I knew some cuss-words at that age too.

  54. They misspelled 'phear' by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    I don't know any kids who talk like that ("fear my pink line"?)
    You must be new here ;)

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  55. To funny by Yanray · · Score: 1

    This story has been /.ed please try again.

    Personally my favorite commentary on the article:

    "It doesn't even go over the net. It goes through it. I don't even think that thing in the middle is a net."

    Their is no spoon.

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  56. Re:Spoiled brats. ET?!? I had to wait 2 years for by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    youre gonna need to do better tahn that. ALl you had to do was hold down reset while turning on the game. My god. How do i remeber that from 25 fucking years ago??

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  57. They could have picked better games. by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    I have a large VCS / 400 computer collection and the kids liked it. One day, I brought the whole mess down for some cleaning nostalga time.

    Most of the games I have on disk have died, so the 400 was cart only... They spent some time playing the 10 or so games that worked. Interesting thing about Star Raiders, they liked this game. One would run the controls, the other the keyboard. The team part let the youngest get into the game without having to deal with coordinates and such.

    The 2600 was a different matter. After setting the thing up with all the controllers and about 200 carts, I sat back to watch and give instructions. (They seemed to need a lot of instructions.)

    Most of the single player games did not hold their interest very long. (No power ups, bad graphics and such were the most common complaints.) They liked having the different controllers though dealing with switching them was annoying it seemed.

    Kaboom! Is addictive still to the younger folks. My oldest kids still ask for this from time to time. They like the same "trance" state I did. --Very interesting. Space Invaders, Ms Pac man, Freeway!, Pitfall II, Breakout, Super Breakout seemed to be the ones they played the most from the one player at a time games.

    The most interesting thing was the two or more player games. They liked these far more. Warlords got a lot of game play. They will ask for this on occasion as well. The younger ones will sit around the game and play doing all the simple goofy stuff we all did. Maze Craze is another one that got a lot of play as well. (I always hated that one!) Indy 500 tag, Combat, some of the Video Olympics games seemed to be fun for them as well.

    The EGM guys really missed the boat on this article. Sure, we all feel old when kids ask about powerups, or when the next screen is coming, but there is another side to the older games as well.

    Take Kaboom! for example. It is a fast and simple game. Turn the paddle, catch the bombs. Focus too much on the nature of the task and you lose track of the bombs. Learn to relax and see the pattern and make the smooth motion and you catch lots of bombs. For a generation of kids knowing only buttons and little analog thumbsticks, this is a new challenge. One, based on the kids in my neighborhood, that they are willing to work at just as we did.

    The multi-player games were interesting in a similar way. Warlords got a lot of fun. The game itself is very simple as are the graphics and control mechanics. What makes it fun? Simple human interaction. Trash talk, distraction, fakes, and rapid reflexes all combine for an interesting game experience.

    These guys picked some goofy games and ran a focus group. Got some good comments, if they are real that is, but missed getting some reactions from the kids in the process.

    This is getting a bit long, but I have one other point to make...

    In my house, we have a number of game consoles. The 2600 gets regular play for the good titles. On the computer, MAME gets almost as much play as the consoles do combined. !?!

    People recognize good games and want to play them. Old or not, good games are simply good games. As a kid, I wondered if that would continue to be true. Back then, the classic board and card games were still fun, why not video games. Kept my machine and did some collecting in the late 80's and early 90s to see if it continues to be true.

    In the end, this article seemed awful shallow. I was disappointed at both the games chosen as well as the story of the kids reactions. Instead of spending their time getting kids reactions to crappy games (Super Mario and Donkey Kong being the exception) they should have let the kids try a lot of games and write about that. Would have actually been worth the read...