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  1. YEs they do. on Living Life in Fast-Forward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They also have voice to text stenography machines, and stenography to standard wrtiing machines.

  2. Re:My mentally handicapped son on Living Life in Fast-Forward · · Score: 1

    Is this the same sort of thing that was in that lorenzos oil movie?

  3. lemme get this straight: on New U.S. Sales Tax Regime For Internet Sellers? · · Score: 1

    I buy something from a Company in california, my credit card company is in south carolia, and the server is in New York. Can someone explain to me why MAryland, my home state, expects a cut of the deal? Unless they are going to set up border check points, and search cars for shoppinb bags form out of state, id say they can go fuck themselves. Sigh. Time to start buying from other countries. HELLO NEXT AMERICAN DEPRESSION!!!

  4. What was fun was AFTER the layoff. on How Were You Fired? · · Score: 1

    5-6 of us in the conference room, all kind of shell shocked, waiting to go talk to one of the managers or whatnot, and one of us starts:
    "Should we go out there and just stare at everyone?"
    Someone else "How bout we throw a hysterical tantrum in the middle of the reception room?"
    "come back tomorrow wearing a black trenchcoat with a suspicious bulge?"
    "With a smoking,ticking box labeled "to the management?""

    This sort of thing went on for 30 minutes, we were all laughing hysterically by the end of it. I wish i had a tape of it.

  5. Well, strap on the ol red and green glasses on FBI Investigating Lamo Via Patriot Act Provision · · Score: 1

    Mr. jerusalem, its gonna be a rough trip.

  6. qustion about segway et all: on Build Your Own Segway · · Score: 1

    WOuldnt it be better to have bycicle sized wheels on it for stability, and curb climbing ability? ALl the ones ive seen have wheels 1/2 to 1/3(apparently) the size of your average bike wheel.

  7. Crap. on Nigeria Joins the Space Age · · Score: 1

    I think i would have beaten you if it werent for the lamenes filter.

  8. greetings!!!! on Nigeria Joins the Space Age · · Score: 4, Funny

    i am writing you from the nigerian space ministry. you have been reccomended to me as a vey honest rocket scientist. i need your help to retirieve an unclaimed satelite!!! if you could send me your current space shuttle, fully fueled, i promise to award you half of the satelite for your assistance. this is of the utmost confidentiality due to the senistve nature of......

  9. Someone needs to do a lawsuit flowchart on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny

    I cant keep track anymore.

  10. Wow. on Review: A Fire Upon the Deep: Special Edition · · Score: 3, Funny

    That review is almost as long as the book. THis has been on my reading list for a while, and it just moved up to the top.

  11. Um.. on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "new solar electric propulsion system which converts solar energy its panels into motion via the expulsion of ions."
    Wouldnt solar powered ion engine be easier to say?

  12. Even cooler than green blood? on Jurassic Plants Make A Comeback · · Score: 1

    They got three eyes!! THeres lots of other interesting things about them, look em up.

  13. Red herring back? I dont know. on Red Herring Comes Back · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this magazine is drawing us away from a more important inssue.

  14. What do i care? on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I stopped buying cds from these fuckers 4 years ago. ANyone who continused to buy their crap deserves whatever they get.

  15. Re:Easy answer on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 1

    "I would expect that there are laws against harrassing judges, and even if not, the judges certainly have the power to throw you in jail for contempt just on their say so."

    If he dosent want to hear the public comment on his rulings, he shouldnt be a federal employee. Congress dosent want to hear me call up and bitch a them either, too fucking bad. I am not calling up and making fart noises at 2am, i am calling up to say hes doing a bad job, and needs to reevaluate his position. THis man is my employee, i am calling him at his job, telling him hes not doing it to my satisfaction. And besides, he just said its perfectly ok for some stranger to call me up and tell me that they think i need to something differently in my life.

  16. 3:00pm? on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your a pessimist, arent you? I give them 20 minutes after this post.

  17. NEw Geek bumper sticker. on Quicksilver · · Score: 3, Funny

    W.W.S.D?

  18. Shut up and welcome your new paramecium overlords. on Single-atom Laser Built at Caltech · · Score: 1

    Well spell it however we want.

  19. Friggin parameciums on Single-atom Laser Built at Caltech · · Score: 5, Funny

    with frigin lazers on their heads.

  20. Its sadder than this. on Parents Not Informed About Gaming? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I play a lot of half life, which if you havnt played it, you run around and shoot people, graphic, blood, the whole 9 yards. On several occasions, i have run into kids on htere who tell us not to swear in the type/chat, because their mom will pull them off the game.

    Let me get this straight, your letting your kid machinegun and beat people with a crowbar, but the LANGUAGE is the problem? How fucked up can a parent be?

  21. Does it come complete with annoying teenager? on Lowrider Game Announced, Gets Official Bounce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriosly, i have no problem with tricked out cars, but riding around in a toyota carolla with the gold package does not make you cool. Neiter does revving the 4 cylinder engine and squealing the tires in the parking lot.

  22. I would LOVE a time clock. on Are You On Time To Work? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Im normally a few minutes late, but i could fis that. However, if they start making me punch a clock, well then, no more working through lunch, no more staying after 5:00 to finish up, no more letting that extra 15 minutes of OT slide, no more cellphone on the weekends for emergencies. They want me to punch a clock? FIne. 40 hours, thats all they get. They keep making noises here about requiring authorization for OT. I would LOVE that. "SOrry sir, i know you printers not working yet, but im not allowed to work past 8 hours without written authorization, so ill have to pass this on to another tech, he should be here in less than 4 hours"

    They want to clock me down to the second? Fantastic. THEY get clocked to the second also.

  23. Scotty was here!! on New Metal That's Full of Holes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    its transparent aluminum

  24. When i worked at teh pentagon on Is Your Banking Information Accidentally On Ebay? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We used to destroy HHD by letting the techs(me) go apeshit on them with a hammer, then some sandpapaer, then my supervisor would litereally wake someof them home for target practice with his .45.

    THey now require the disks to be physically shredded, but i think we came pretty damn close.

  25. Ill be damend. on Preparing for Isabel? · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was to stop the glas itself from spraying you with shards. Thanks.