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  1. Huuuuge Balls on ITC Judge Calls For US Xbox Import Ban · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Microsoft argued that Shaw's exclusion order does not serve the public interest because it would leave consumers of video game consoles with only two options to satisfy their needs"

    Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
    Microsoft sure has some huge balls.

  2. Clarify on Europe Agrees To Send Airline Passenger Data To US · · Score: 2

    Is this just for flights coming into the US?

    Or all flights in EU?

  3. Re:poisoned with what on Anti-Education Attack Poisons 150 Afghan Schoolgirls · · Score: 1

    Well, it did say that some were in critical condition and only some were able to go home.

    I would imagine the ones that could go home didn't consume as much poison as the others.

  4. Re:"We don't know the antivirus group inside Apple on Apple Snubs Security Firm That Spotted Mac Botnet · · Score: 1

    >Could it possibly be because Apple squashes them, generally within a couple of weeks, with software update?

    Yup, they already pushed out the fix a couple of days ago.

  5. Re:"We don't know the antivirus group inside Apple on Apple Snubs Security Firm That Spotted Mac Botnet · · Score: 0

    "How ya like your Mac now, fanboys?"

    Just fine, thank you.

    OS X has what, TWO viruses now?

    Wow, they sure are creeping up to the millions on Windows platforms.

  6. Re:The Word Perect call of shame... on IT Calls of Shame · · Score: 1

    If you don't know that computers need electricity to turn you probably couldn't figure out how to fire someone.

  7. Re:The Word Perect call of shame... on IT Calls of Shame · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah. I remember this "true story" from when my friend told me.

    In the 90s.

  8. Re:which presidential candidates would sign this? on New CISPA Cybersecurity Bill Even Worse Than SOPA · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone throw their vote away voting for Ron Paul?

  9. Re:ah, libertarians on The Fall of Data Haven Sealand · · Score: 1

    I'm not trolling. I live in southern Louisiana.

  10. Re:ah, libertarians on The Fall of Data Haven Sealand · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's the correct definition of every republican I ever met.

  11. Re:I bet only japan uses japanese auto-complete on Japanese Court Orders Google To Turn Off Auto-Complete Function · · Score: 2

    >Google is ignoring it's founding statement "Don't Be Evil".

    Yes, I can see how automatically completing words is a tool of Satan.

  12. The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth on Findings Cast Doubt On Moon Origins · · Score: 4, Funny

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

  13. Re:Justice for those who can afford it. on Canadian Charges Against US Manga Reader Dropped · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know anymore.

  14. Re:Justice for those who can afford it. on Canadian Charges Against US Manga Reader Dropped · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit confused by "-1, Troll"

  15. Re:Justice for those who can afford it. on Canadian Charges Against US Manga Reader Dropped · · Score: 4, Informative

    >I read Ultra64's post as sarcasm

    Yeah, I thought it was incredibly obvious I was being sarcastic.

  16. Justice for those who can afford it. on Canadian Charges Against US Manga Reader Dropped · · Score: 5, Insightful

    gee, only $45,000 in debt

  17. Re:Homer Simpson on LED's Efficiency Exceeds 100% · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm sure that someone quoting the simpsons thought they were being original.

  18. Re:Major? on Major Bitcoin Exchange Ceases Operation · · Score: 1

    "and it will be fine if every exchange dies off."

    Except for the fact that there will be no way to acquire bitcoins?

  19. Re:Bizarre and Confusing Summary on Major Bitcoin Exchange Ceases Operation · · Score: 2

    Bitcoin never claimed to be an anonymous payment solution. In fact every single payment (along with sender and recipient address) ever made is visible in the very public block chain.

    People who don't understand bitcoin claimed it was an anonymous payment solution.

  20. Re:5 mill on virtual pet cloths? on Superpoke Players Sue Google · · Score: 1

    I was replying to the guy who said "$5 million on virtual pet clothes? I dont want to live on this planet anymore"

  21. Re:Typical on US Approves Two New Nuclear Reactors · · Score: 4, Funny

    wow, i thought you were joking until I looked it up

    http://blogs.oracle.com/templedf/entry/it_s_the_tachyon_signature

  22. Re:5 mill on virtual pet cloths? on Superpoke Players Sue Google · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "5 mill on virtual pet cloths?"

    averages out to less than a dollar per person.

    what's the big deal?

  23. caps on 4G Phones Are Really Fast — At Draining Batteries · · Score: 1

    It's not like 4G speeds are even worth it when you get capped or throttled at a measly 2GB/month

  24. Re:Google and FB, who would have thought ... on June 6 Is World IPv6 Day 2012: This Time For Keeps · · Score: 1

    You mean just like your IPv4 address can be tied to your home?

  25. Re:I'm not changing to IPv6 on a specific date... on June 6 Is World IPv6 Day 2012: This Time For Keeps · · Score: 1

    Works for me