Go on and MOD ME DOWN!!!! Your little penis might get a wee stiffy when doing so, thinking that you are some great God or something.. doesn't mean a half dick shit to me as I WILL LIVE ON and my "Karma" on Slashdot COULD MEAN HALF A CHUNK OF SHITTO TO ME.
Go on and mod me down and prove to the world that you are a little dickless tyrant who has no life, no girlfriend, but lots of acne.
Anyway, LINUS TORVALDS is a BUNGHOLE SUCKIN TWERP. His little "army" has set back desktop computing 20 years. Sure, kill Microsoft, but for fuck's sake, do it with something better.
Torvalds ~= Mullah Omar. Linux ~= Islam. Linux Movement ~= Taliban.
As soon as I saw this blatant troll headline, I new it was the odiferous work of that most cunning of ass-burglers, that most infamous of penis buffers, that rabbit raper of a child-man, JonKatz.
Why does meta moderation not apply to articles posted? The answer is simple. CmdrTaco and his cousin-brother Michael have conspired to create the ultimate forum for biased censorship and control of the masses: Slashcrap.
Last wednesday, we were all sitting on our fat lazy asses eating TV
dinners and tolerating Barney for my daughter.. I was digging my finger
up my nose chasing a big ripe booger which just wouldn't come out, when
all of a sudden a let a big, deep, loud fart rip out of my flabby
butt-cheeks. To this, my daughter turned to me and said "DAD!!! WILL YOU
PLEASE _QUIT_?!?! YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW!!" To this, I ripped another
follow-up fart and flicked my big juicy booger onto the lens of her thick
glasses.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! YOU STUPID FUCKPUDDLE!! HAHAHAHA!" I laughed as she smeared
the big booger all over her glasses.
"MOM!!!" my loving daughter cried to my loving wife (sitting next to me),
"DAD FLICKED A BIG NASTY BOOGER ONTO MY GLASSES AND HE WON'T STOP
FARTING!!!"
"Well, honey, then you gotta do THIS.." she replied, and simultaneously
plunged her fist into my sweat&shit-stained-boxer-short-clad crotch.
She must have shoved my huge horse balls clear up into my stomach, because
all the color left my face and my blood-shot eyes rolled into the back of
my head and a little squirt of warm liquid shit escaped my ass.
As I was trying to get some air into my lungs, my wife and daughter were
laughing their asses off!! I was fixing to reach for my burning cigar to
show into my wife's left tit when all of a sudden...
...THE FRONT DOOR FLEW OPEN AND WHO STOOD THERE BUT... BARNEY HIMSELF!!
I WAS FUCKIN AMAZED!!! Here I was, in my FUCKING UNDERWEAR, my face blue
with pain, fixing to roast my bitch wife's tit, when who the FUCK should
come into my living room but FUCKING BARNEY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
But I was in for more!! From behind his back, Barney pulled out an UZI
9mm SUBMACHINE GUN!! My balls were both pulsating like.. well, I don't
fuckin know, but they were PULSATING.. and my wife started screaming shit
like "OH FUCK!!!"
At that moment, Barney squeezed the trigger, and deposited about 15 rounds
into my wife, spraying her innards all over myself and my daugher, who was
too stupified to do anything.
"YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME FUCKING STUPID ASS PURPLE FAG DINOSAUR WHO JUMPS
AROUND ON YOUR FUCKING TV SET DON'T YOU, YOU FAT AMERICAN FUCK!!!!!!!!" he
bellowed as he trained his smoking Uzi somewhere in the area of my sweaty
forehead.
I didn't know what the hell to say to that, but I thought fast: "Uh, no
sir. I like your songs" I gasped.
"YOU LIKE MY STUPID SONGS, DO YA?!!?! WELL, YOU'RE GONNA _LOVE_ THIS
ONE!!! THIS IS MY "I LOVE TO SKULL-FUCK YOUR WIFE" SONG!!!" he yelled back
at me. At that moment, with his other arm, he pulled out a 12-guage gas
semi-auto Beretta shotgun and blew my wife's head into a red haze of
brains and gore. He then threw both weapons to the ground, and waddled
over to my wife, who was now laying sprawled out, half on the sofa, and
half on the floor. He reached towards his crotch, and produced the
BIGGEST DAMN PURPLE PENIS I'VE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN!!!! This monster must
have been at least 18 inches long!! And then HE STARTED SKULL-FUCKING MY
WIFE'S DISTINTEGRATED HEAD!!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
At this, my daugher fell backwards and fainted. I couldn't believe what I
was seeing!! BARNEY was in MY house!! And he was SKULLFUCKING MY WIFE!!!
I was frantically trying to remember where I put my Polaroid, when that
little green sidekick of Barney's walked through the door. "BARNEY!!" she
bellowed, not bothering to take the cigarette out of the corner of her
mouth. "WE GOTTA GET TO THE STUDIO IN 5 MINUTES AND YOU'RE WASTING TIME
DOING THIS SHIT?!?!!? GETCHER FAT PURPLE ASS UP AND INTO THE VAN!! WE'RE
WAITING!!"
Barney stopped pumping my wife's head for a moment and looking over his
shoulder, shouted back "OH, KISS MY ASS, YOU LAZY BITCH!!! I CAN DO
WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!! I'M FUCKIN _BARNEY_ FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! I RULE
THE WORLD!!" and returned to humping my wife.
The little green lizard had a pretty frustrated look on her face. "FUCK
YOU!! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!! I CAN GET WORK ON MY OWN WITHOUT HANGING
AROUND YOUR SICK PSYCHO ASS!!!" she bellowed. Barney didn't even bother to
reply. Her face grew red, and reaching behind her, she produced a big.44
Magnum revolver!!! "EAT THIS YOU CHILD MOLESTING MAGGOT SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" she howled as she emptied all 5 chambers into the back
of Barney's head.
Barney's brains and hot gore sprayed all over the entire room. The little
green fucker just wasted Barney!!! What the fuck was going on around
here??!!?!?!?!? What was my daughter going to do now???!!!!
I was in a state of mixed shock, panic, fear, and surprise!! Why the hell
didn't I go get my polaroid and take pictures?!?!
Greenie turned towards me and said, with a wicked leer on her face, "SO!!
You think I'm just gonna let you and your bitch daughter walk out of here,
now?!?!" She leveled her.44 onto me, and all that came out of me was a
weak drawn-out fart. "Uh, are you really that little green dinosaur?" I
asked, weakly. "LITTLE GREEN DINOSAUR!!! HAHAHA!!! YOU LARD ASS!!! NO-ONE
KNOWS MY NAME!! THEY ONLY KNOW _HIS_ NAME! (indicating Barney, I presumed)
BUT NOT ANYMORE!! HAHAHA!!" and this moment she squeezed the trigger of
her revolver several times, but all that came about was a few clicks of
the empty gun. Whew!
At this moment, who should appear, but Mr. Rogers, wearing a muscle shirt
and holding a Mossberg pump shotgun!!! Before anyone could say anything,
he quickly pumped 5 shots into greenie, spraying her innards all over the
floor and wall. "HAHAHA YOU COMMUNIST SHITBACK!! I FINALLY TRACKED YOU
DOWN!!!" he screamed with glee over her steaming corpse.
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It wasn't the explosion that caused the WTC towers to collapse, it was the intense and prolonged heat of the jet fuel burning that caused the steel superstructure to melt and give way. Burning hydrogen would have escaped into the atmosphere and the subsequent fire inside the building would have been much less intense.
I am not certain how hydrogen would replace jet fuel in a turbine jet engine.. Jet fuel is kerosene which burns much slower than hydrogen. The hydrogen would expend all its energy before compression, imho.
Yes, hard to believe, but there are some in our society who truly respect the institution of law and justice and enter into the profession in passionate pursuit of this.
Then there are the 99% of the rest that are just insects.
You take life too seriously. Loosen up and enjoy the movie for what it was -- silly, goofy, and childish!
Reality is far too grim right now for me to want anything else out of my movies than just what Zoolander delivered. I imagine the studios will make a nice profit on this one.
Interesting though how "enthusiastic" the audience was. My wife and I are in our 30's but the rest of the audience seemed to be in their early teens and younger and were quite jubulant (lots of clapping, which is odd for a movie). I guess this is some sort of cult thing for them?
I much prefer the jump throughs to pop-ups any day. I also can see the need for them. It costs a lot of $$$ to run a web service, esp. a popular one. Bandwidth isn't free. Advertisers have pretty much realized that banner ads are worthless and a big waste of money so they are exploring more in-your-face alternatives and I believe the jump throughs are a good answer. At least they are giving you the opportunity to "skip" the ad and go directly to the stories, unlike TV advertising.
To those detractors -- I bet within a year or so you'll see the same thing on Slashdot.:-P
The first advertising opportunity in lunar orbit. 2001 TrailBlazer will be carrying several ejectable, inflatable balloons. Limited space is available on these balloons for logos and commercial messages to be viewed against the breathtaking backdrop of space and the lunar surface.
Great. Does this mean that gazing up at the Man on the Moon in a few years will include a tiny Pepsi logo?
It is obvious that Phil Zimmerman by refusing to consider placing government back-doors in his PGP software is willfully aiding terrorist activity and thus based on this proposed legislation should be locked away for life for his crimes against civilized society.
Jon Johansen should immediately pack his bags and disappear to someplace like Argentina due to his work in the massively damaging DeCSS virus.
This is just absurd. Will it survive? Is it just FUD? What the fuck is happening in this world? Where to run? Where to hide? The only option would seem to be Antarctica.
OTOH, worms like Code Red and Nimda will rapidly continue to evolve and become more and more damaging and something very strong will have to be done at some point to check this exponential evolution of worms and distributed DoS attacks if we want the Internet to continue to exist.
Awhile ago at work I tried to figured out how to re-enable Windows NT file sharing (that was disabled by Network Ops). I didn't get anywhere so instead I installed an FTP daemon on my workstation so a coworker could get at a 250 meg file that I had that I was unable to get to him over the network (since the servers were fucked up that week). Network Ops found out and I was formally reprimanded for "Willfully attempting to circumvent corporate security" and that further acts "would not be tolerated".
This was within the firewall and the corporate LAN and of course anyone with half a brain cell would realize that it was absurd to say I was "willfully attempting to circumvent baseline security" and my boss agreed but in big corps, that doesn't usually matter so the "reprimand" officially stuck.
So, I suppose if their paranoia/ignorance was just a notch higher, I'd have been fired and prosecuted for "hacking" their network. Would I now be facing life inprisonment for my crimes?
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Go on and MOD ME DOWN!!!! Your little penis might get a wee stiffy when doing so, thinking that you are some great God or something.. doesn't mean a half dick shit to me as I WILL LIVE ON and my "Karma" on Slashdot COULD MEAN HALF A CHUNK OF SHITTO TO ME.
Go on and mod me down and prove to the world that you are a little dickless tyrant who has no life, no girlfriend, but lots of acne.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH j00 are owned FUCKHEAD
Anyway, LINUS TORVALDS is a BUNGHOLE SUCKIN TWERP. His little "army" has set back desktop computing 20 years. Sure, kill Microsoft, but for fuck's sake, do it with something better.
Torvalds ~= Mullah Omar. Linux ~= Islam. Linux Movement ~= Taliban.
HTH HAND FOAD MFs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As soon as I saw this blatant troll headline, I new it was the odiferous work of that most cunning of ass-burglers, that most infamous of penis buffers, that rabbit raper of a child-man, JonKatz.
Why does meta moderation not apply to articles posted? The answer is simple. CmdrTaco and his cousin-brother Michael have conspired to create the ultimate forum for biased censorship and control of the masses: Slashcrap.
Last wednesday, we were all sitting on our fat lazy asses eating TV
.44
.44 onto me, and all that came out of me was a
dinners and tolerating Barney for my daughter.. I was digging my finger
up my nose chasing a big ripe booger which just wouldn't come out, when
all of a sudden a let a big, deep, loud fart rip out of my flabby
butt-cheeks. To this, my daughter turned to me and said "DAD!!! WILL YOU
PLEASE _QUIT_?!?! YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW!!" To this, I ripped another
follow-up fart and flicked my big juicy booger onto the lens of her thick
glasses.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! YOU STUPID FUCKPUDDLE!! HAHAHAHA!" I laughed as she smeared
the big booger all over her glasses.
"MOM!!!" my loving daughter cried to my loving wife (sitting next to me),
"DAD FLICKED A BIG NASTY BOOGER ONTO MY GLASSES AND HE WON'T STOP
FARTING!!!"
"Well, honey, then you gotta do THIS.." she replied, and simultaneously
plunged her fist into my sweat&shit-stained-boxer-short-clad crotch.
She must have shoved my huge horse balls clear up into my stomach, because
all the color left my face and my blood-shot eyes rolled into the back of
my head and a little squirt of warm liquid shit escaped my ass.
As I was trying to get some air into my lungs, my wife and daughter were
laughing their asses off!! I was fixing to reach for my burning cigar to
show into my wife's left tit when all of a sudden...
...THE FRONT DOOR FLEW OPEN AND WHO STOOD THERE BUT... BARNEY HIMSELF!!
I WAS FUCKIN AMAZED!!! Here I was, in my FUCKING UNDERWEAR, my face blue
with pain, fixing to roast my bitch wife's tit, when who the FUCK should
come into my living room but FUCKING BARNEY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
But I was in for more!! From behind his back, Barney pulled out an UZI
9mm SUBMACHINE GUN!! My balls were both pulsating like.. well, I don't
fuckin know, but they were PULSATING.. and my wife started screaming shit
like "OH FUCK!!!"
At that moment, Barney squeezed the trigger, and deposited about 15 rounds
into my wife, spraying her innards all over myself and my daugher, who was
too stupified to do anything.
"YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME FUCKING STUPID ASS PURPLE FAG DINOSAUR WHO JUMPS
AROUND ON YOUR FUCKING TV SET DON'T YOU, YOU FAT AMERICAN FUCK!!!!!!!!" he
bellowed as he trained his smoking Uzi somewhere in the area of my sweaty
forehead.
I didn't know what the hell to say to that, but I thought fast: "Uh, no
sir. I like your songs" I gasped.
"YOU LIKE MY STUPID SONGS, DO YA?!!?! WELL, YOU'RE GONNA _LOVE_ THIS
ONE!!! THIS IS MY "I LOVE TO SKULL-FUCK YOUR WIFE" SONG!!!" he yelled back
at me. At that moment, with his other arm, he pulled out a 12-guage gas
semi-auto Beretta shotgun and blew my wife's head into a red haze of
brains and gore. He then threw both weapons to the ground, and waddled
over to my wife, who was now laying sprawled out, half on the sofa, and
half on the floor. He reached towards his crotch, and produced the
BIGGEST DAMN PURPLE PENIS I'VE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN!!!! This monster must
have been at least 18 inches long!! And then HE STARTED SKULL-FUCKING MY
WIFE'S DISTINTEGRATED HEAD!!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!
At this, my daugher fell backwards and fainted. I couldn't believe what I
was seeing!! BARNEY was in MY house!! And he was SKULLFUCKING MY WIFE!!!
I was frantically trying to remember where I put my Polaroid, when that
little green sidekick of Barney's walked through the door. "BARNEY!!" she
bellowed, not bothering to take the cigarette out of the corner of her
mouth. "WE GOTTA GET TO THE STUDIO IN 5 MINUTES AND YOU'RE WASTING TIME
DOING THIS SHIT?!?!!? GETCHER FAT PURPLE ASS UP AND INTO THE VAN!! WE'RE
WAITING!!"
Barney stopped pumping my wife's head for a moment and looking over his
shoulder, shouted back "OH, KISS MY ASS, YOU LAZY BITCH!!! I CAN DO
WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!! I'M FUCKIN _BARNEY_ FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! I RULE
THE WORLD!!" and returned to humping my wife.
The little green lizard had a pretty frustrated look on her face. "FUCK
YOU!! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!! I CAN GET WORK ON MY OWN WITHOUT HANGING
AROUND YOUR SICK PSYCHO ASS!!!" she bellowed. Barney didn't even bother to
reply. Her face grew red, and reaching behind her, she produced a big
Magnum revolver!!! "EAT THIS YOU CHILD MOLESTING MAGGOT SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" she howled as she emptied all 5 chambers into the back
of Barney's head.
Barney's brains and hot gore sprayed all over the entire room. The little
green fucker just wasted Barney!!! What the fuck was going on around
here??!!?!?!?!? What was my daughter going to do now???!!!!
I was in a state of mixed shock, panic, fear, and surprise!! Why the hell
didn't I go get my polaroid and take pictures?!?!
Greenie turned towards me and said, with a wicked leer on her face, "SO!!
You think I'm just gonna let you and your bitch daughter walk out of here,
now?!?!" She leveled her
weak drawn-out fart. "Uh, are you really that little green dinosaur?" I
asked, weakly. "LITTLE GREEN DINOSAUR!!! HAHAHA!!! YOU LARD ASS!!! NO-ONE
KNOWS MY NAME!! THEY ONLY KNOW _HIS_ NAME! (indicating Barney, I presumed)
BUT NOT ANYMORE!! HAHAHA!!" and this moment she squeezed the trigger of
her revolver several times, but all that came about was a few clicks of
the empty gun. Whew!
At this moment, who should appear, but Mr. Rogers, wearing a muscle shirt
and holding a Mossberg pump shotgun!!! Before anyone could say anything,
he quickly pumped 5 shots into greenie, spraying her innards all over the
floor and wall. "HAHAHA YOU COMMUNIST SHITBACK!! I FINALLY TRACKED YOU
DOWN!!!" he screamed with glee over her steaming corpse.
I'll tell you more about the rest later...
SEE YA!
timothy i want you to be a man and ADMIT your faggotry. Jesus loves you and will forgive you if you confess
Terrorist threat forwarded to John Ashcroft.
That was divine enlightenment you misguided anal spasm
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JonKatz is trying to be sneaky...
Adorned in condoms and camoflauge make-up, his scrawny body glides silently through the marsh grass. He is stalking his prey.
The penis is grazing, unaware of the penis stalker lurking in the midnight shadows.
But JonKatz's cover is blown when he breaks wind, immediately sending wave after wave of pungent stench through the swamp.
The penis suddenly realizes what is happening and bolts. JonKatz pursues, his condoms getting caught on marsh grass and ripped from his naked flesh.
your penis glitters like a newly cut diamond..
jonkatz moves closer...
the penis beckons.... come to me, jonkatz, it says.
jonkatz begins to salivate... mmmmm, penis, he thinks.. his tiny penis begins to stiffen.
the penis dances before jonkatz, like a will'o'wisp. can jonkatz catch the tasy penis?
Jealous.
Your anwer: It feels GOOD.
I'll keep my Rolex and enjoy a considerable amount of more female attention while you are showing your little toy off to all the other nerdboys.
I imagine this will match your Linux t-shirt and Apple bumper sticker well.
IBM DeskStar 75GB EIDE ATA/100: $269.95 @ Microwarehouse
128 MB PC100 ECC DIMM $39.95 @ Microwarehouse.
So, doing simple math, this would make a 75 GB memory hard drive only $23,408..
Am I missing something here?
ah dont know what tha hell you just said but shooooeeee did it shore sound smart!
It wasn't the explosion that caused the WTC towers to collapse, it was the intense and prolonged heat of the jet fuel burning that caused the steel superstructure to melt and give way. Burning hydrogen would have escaped into the atmosphere and the subsequent fire inside the building would have been much less intense.
I am not certain how hydrogen would replace jet fuel in a turbine jet engine.. Jet fuel is kerosene which burns much slower than hydrogen. The hydrogen would expend all its energy before compression, imho.
Yes, hard to believe, but there are some in our society who truly respect the institution of law and justice and enter into the profession in passionate pursuit of this.
Then there are the 99% of the rest that are just insects.
You take life too seriously. Loosen up and enjoy the movie for what it was -- silly, goofy, and childish!
Reality is far too grim right now for me to want anything else out of my movies than just what Zoolander delivered. I imagine the studios will make a nice profit on this one.
Just what I needed to see.
Interesting though how "enthusiastic" the audience was. My wife and I are in our 30's but the rest of the audience seemed to be in their early teens and younger and were quite jubulant (lots of clapping, which is odd for a movie). I guess this is some sort of cult thing for them?
three cheers for Microsoft!!
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Do you have a clue as to what you're talking about? Do you know how much bandwidth costs? I do. It will cost even more as companies like Exodus cave.
I much prefer the jump throughs to pop-ups any day. I also can see the need for them. It costs a lot of $$$ to run a web service, esp. a popular one. Bandwidth isn't free. Advertisers have pretty much realized that banner ads are worthless and a big waste of money so they are exploring more in-your-face alternatives and I believe the jump throughs are a good answer. At least they are giving you the opportunity to "skip" the ad and go directly to the stories, unlike TV advertising.
:-P
To those detractors -- I bet within a year or so you'll see the same thing on Slashdot.
From the website:
The first advertising opportunity in lunar orbit. 2001 TrailBlazer will be carrying several ejectable, inflatable balloons. Limited space is available on these balloons for logos and commercial messages to be viewed against the breathtaking backdrop of space and the lunar surface.
Great. Does this mean that gazing up at the Man on the Moon in a few years will include a tiny Pepsi logo?
It is obvious that Phil Zimmerman by refusing to consider placing government back-doors in his PGP software is willfully aiding terrorist activity and thus based on this proposed legislation should be locked away for life for his crimes against civilized society.
Jon Johansen should immediately pack his bags and disappear to someplace like Argentina due to his work in the massively damaging DeCSS virus.
This is just absurd. Will it survive? Is it just FUD? What the fuck is happening in this world? Where to run? Where to hide? The only option would seem to be Antarctica.
OTOH, worms like Code Red and Nimda will rapidly continue to evolve and become more and more damaging and something very strong will have to be done at some point to check this exponential evolution of worms and distributed DoS attacks if we want the Internet to continue to exist.
Awhile ago at work I tried to figured out how to re-enable Windows NT file sharing (that was disabled by Network Ops). I didn't get anywhere so instead I installed an FTP daemon on my workstation so a coworker could get at a 250 meg file that I had that I was unable to get to him over the network (since the servers were fucked up that week). Network Ops found out and I was formally reprimanded for "Willfully attempting to circumvent corporate security" and that further acts "would not be tolerated".
This was within the firewall and the corporate LAN and of course anyone with half a brain cell would realize that it was absurd to say I was "willfully attempting to circumvent baseline security" and my boss agreed but in big corps, that doesn't usually matter so the "reprimand" officially stuck.
So, I suppose if their paranoia/ignorance was just a notch higher, I'd have been fired and prosecuted for "hacking" their network. Would I now be facing life inprisonment for my crimes?
Scary.