I think its safe to say that you and I agree that only homos and terrorists would use something as crappy as Linux, however I am baffled as to why you opted to go instead with W2K instead of something more robust like Solaris, AIX, or HP/UX.
Hope you have good luck rewriting your app -- I recommend you ask your attorneys to research what damages you may be entitled to and a misrepresentation and fraud lawsuit against Torvalds and GNU.
I had a CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENT to add but the FUCKED UP LAMENESS FILTER CRAP made it all blow chunks all over itself!!! What a piece of shit!!!! Faggot Malda must learn that he cannot fuck with people like tihs and get away with it! He and his homosexual sycophant horde will pay. They will pay!!!
Hemos and JonKatz made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye...
The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. JonKatz had the urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, JonKatz tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin.......
JonKatz began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the rabbit's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the rabbit's tight asshole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Hemos reached for the chain whip and smacked the rabbit's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, JonKatz continued his sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal.
JonKatz's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. JonKatz worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the rabbit's ass with every thrust of JonKatz's pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. JonKatz's rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit's bleeding ass.
The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a large puddle. Unknown to JonKatz, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught JonKatz's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at JonKatz's enthusiasm, Hemos dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture.
After cleaning the floor with their tongues, JonKatz and Hemos checked on the battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. Hemos reached for his chain whip, while JonKatz grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the rabbit. The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing.
"Awwwww. Poor little thing," Hemos maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit's bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Hemos stopped to catch his breath, JonKatz stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers. He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death's door. JonKatz took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into JonKatz's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. JonKatz wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes.
The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both JonKatz and Hemos lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again, somewhere, soon.
BUAHAHAHAHAHA FECAL TROLL FUCKUP WHERE R U
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Bet you fucked yourself and are BANNED!!!!! BUAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Have you asked JonKatz lately how he feels about you holding out on him, little bitch-hips?
Okay, lard boy -- remove your fat ass from that broke ass circa 1970's Goodwill office chair and go try to find a girlfriend. Since the build up of pizza grease has permanently stained your many chins, you may find it difficult at first to find a female human who will fuck you, but don't give up -- just lower your expectations. You will surely find SOME poor girl without any self esteem who will let you stick your tiny penis into her skanky orifices.
Free delectable PENUS(tm) for sale (shipping and handling charge of $475.00 not included). Must take delivery by 12/15/01. Taxes not included. Void where prohibited by law. Limit three per family unless you are JonKatz. PENUS Instrumentation, Inc., its officers, shareholders, and JonKatz, make no warranty or guarantee express or implied as to the performance or durability of the PENUS(tm) line of delicious phallus candy cakes. Customers are entirely responsible for cleaning and maintenance of their PENUSes(tm).
Your penis has attracted the attention of that most vile and infamous of penis snatchers, JonKatz.
Law enforcement personnel recommend that you secure your penis from his thieving lips as quickly as possible. Other male members of your family are also in danger from JonKatz penis-snatching.
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shut up faggot JonKatz .. we have your number, terrorist!!
Shut up Malda you whore!!!!!!! You will not be allowed to make AC posts to defend your faggotry.
How many lies will the Slashcrap devotees fellacate from Mr. Malda? Will it ever stop? Surely Slashcrap has a life span -- RIGHT?
If Malda wanted to get laid he couldn't but instead he fucks JonKatz and plays video games
I think its safe to say that you and I agree that only homos and terrorists would use something as crappy as Linux, however I am baffled as to why you opted to go instead with W2K instead of something more robust like Solaris, AIX, or HP/UX.
Hope you have good luck rewriting your app -- I recommend you ask your attorneys to research what damages you may be entitled to and a misrepresentation and fraud lawsuit against Torvalds and GNU.
HTH HAND
Azzy
I have reported this terrorist threat to the FBI. Have fun being assfucked in jail by Tyrome.-AnaLfacE
go fuck a jew, towelhead.
I had a CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENT to add but the FUCKED UP LAMENESS FILTER CRAP made it all blow chunks all over itself!!! What a piece of shit!!!! Faggot Malda must learn that he cannot fuck with people like tihs and get away with it! He and his homosexual sycophant horde will pay. They will pay!!!
im interestid in lerning more about yer broether and his spunk snmotting thanks ok bye
Just wanted to say "THANKS" for the "SUPPORT" -- are you a single boy, by any chance?
BASTARD!!! I hate you karma whores!
BASTARD!!!!
Step on your monkey will you? I thought Gina told you -- EVIL SPONGES DO EXIST
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Hemos and JonKatz made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye...
The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. JonKatz had the urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, JonKatz tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin.......
JonKatz began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the rabbit's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the rabbit's tight asshole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Hemos reached for the chain whip and smacked the rabbit's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, JonKatz continued his sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal.
JonKatz's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. JonKatz worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the rabbit's ass with every thrust of JonKatz's pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. JonKatz's rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit's bleeding ass.
The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a large puddle. Unknown to JonKatz, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught JonKatz's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at JonKatz's enthusiasm, Hemos dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture.
After cleaning the floor with their tongues, JonKatz and Hemos checked on the battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. Hemos reached for his chain whip, while JonKatz grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the rabbit. The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing.
"Awwwww. Poor little thing," Hemos maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit's bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Hemos stopped to catch his breath, JonKatz stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers. He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death's door. JonKatz took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into JonKatz's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. JonKatz wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes.
The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both JonKatz and Hemos lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again, somewhere, soon.
Bet you fucked yourself and are BANNED!!!!! BUAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Have you asked JonKatz lately how he feels about you holding out on him, little bitch-hips?
JonKatz is watching you. You should know better.-RecTalWarT
Clealy, sir, are a shell script.
I have pictures proving that you enjoy slurping JonKatz and Michael in a h0+ w3+ 69
Pay me $50 or I'll post them all over Slashcrap. I swear I will!
I can tell you are the sort of driver who ends up getting shot at here on the LA freeways.
Like the other guy said -- step on the gas, grandpa.
Okay, lard boy -- remove your fat ass from that broke ass circa 1970's Goodwill office chair and go try to find a girlfriend. Since the build up of pizza grease has permanently stained your many chins, you may find it difficult at first to find a female human who will fuck you, but don't give up -- just lower your expectations. You will surely find SOME poor girl without any self esteem who will let you stick your tiny penis into her skanky orifices.
Shut up, ass-burgler. I will not grant you the freedom of replying.
JonKatz has your number, penus boy!
joo are a butt pirate admit it jonkatz you fuck little boys and raghead terrorists we know!!! joo better fess up, penus muncher!
equals HAPPY JONKATZ
Duct tape plus hampster plus a hammer equals HAPPY CMDRTACO
Duct tape plus hampster plus a hammer plus a commercial-grade meat grinder equals HAPPY MICHAEL
Free delectable PENUS(tm) for sale (shipping and handling charge of $475.00 not included). Must take delivery by 12/15/01. Taxes not included. Void where prohibited by law. Limit three per family unless you are JonKatz. PENUS Instrumentation, Inc., its officers, shareholders, and JonKatz, make no warranty or guarantee express or implied as to the performance or durability of the PENUS(tm) line of delicious phallus candy cakes. Customers are entirely responsible for cleaning and maintenance of their PENUSes(tm).
Your penis has attracted the attention of that most vile and infamous of penis snatchers, JonKatz.
Law enforcement personnel recommend that you secure your penis from his thieving lips as quickly as possible. Other male members of your family are also in danger from JonKatz penis-snatching.
HTH HAND