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  1. Re:Umm you got it all backwards... on Old Age Simulator · · Score: 1
    If only they invented something to make old people feel young, then maybe I'd throw in my 2 cents into their IPO.
    I cordially invite you to partcipate in my venture, the world's first Cocoon-on-demand company.
  2. SHHH!!! on MacAddict Tracks Down eBay Scam Artist · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you get ripped, just follow the signal or keep track of where it last vanished (perhaps it went into a basement where it couldn't be tracked any further). Meet the crook at his/her door with a .45.
    How many times do I have to tell you people?

    The first rule of GPS-based loss recovery retribution fight club is:

    You don't talk about GPS-based loss recovery retribution fight club!
  3. Re:Hmm.... on Andy Grove Says End Of Moore's Law At Hand · · Score: 5, Funny
    well, a super-conductor will not be in my computer for a long time since high temp ones operate at 32k
    You underestimate the resolve of overclockers' cooling solutions.
  4. Re:Whatever.... on Joe Clark's Answers -- In Valid XHTML · · Score: 2
    How about *not* trying to force a format on the end user?
    Taking your suggestion to the extreme, why don't we just have NBC broadcast the dialogue of Friends in XML so we are free to enact it any way we choose?

    Sorry, there is something to be said for presentation.
  5. hmm on Converting Word Files to Text for Archiving? · · Score: 1

    % man strings

  6. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Angry Spirited Away Fans Strike Back · · Score: 1
    you're neither funny or clever.

    please kill yourself immediately
    FYI
  7. Re:giving auth data where appropriate on RadioShack Stops Being Nosy · · Score: 2

    Be careful here.

    I had a nightmarish experience this past March with Wells Fargo.

    Some brainiac had gotten a hold of a cancelled check of mine and used it to write "electronic checks" (i.e. EFT debits) for various porn services as well as their cell phone bill.

    As soon as I realized what was going on, I had my account number changed, but the porn charges continued. After two visits to the local WF branch and several phone calls to various levels of tele-clerks, I discovered that by default, Wells Fargo issues a "forwarding order" for all EFT debits following an account number change. The effect of this forwarding order is? You guessed it, the debits to the old checking account number go straight through to the new one. I am not sure if this is standard practice in the banking industry, but if you are unfortunate enough to be a victim of EFT fraud, make sure they put a "stop" on the old account number (seems obvious, but I guess not) when you get a new one.

  8. mod parent up on RadioShack Stops Being Nosy · · Score: 1

    Fry's is like a box of chocolates.

  9. Re:What were the actual loses?? on Toledo Uncappers Getting Shafted · · Score: 1

    It does matter because the dimensions of bandwidth are not bits but rather bits per unit time.

    You don't "consume" megabits, you "consume" megabits per second.

  10. Your Tinnitus on Ask William Shatner · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a tinnitus sufferer (brought on by noise trauma, like you), I take comfort in knowing there are celebrities such as yourself who have overcome this intrusive malady to live a happy life and accomplish great things.

    What techniques/treatments have been successful for you in dealing with this disease?

  11. Re:All of you are wrong on Microsoft Profit and Loss by Business Area · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What's happened is that our buddy MS has, like most large companies over the past few years, has been tucking away a few too many losses under the rug and artificially jacked up reported profits.
    What's artificial or jacked up about the profits they are making on Windows and Office?

    Why should the average investor care? At the end of the day they are raking in the cash hand over first, and with government sanction to do so.
  12. Re:They try to hide true stats from the employees on Microsoft Profit and Loss by Business Area · · Score: 1
    And I've never run into a Microsoft employee who spelled "hear" incorrectly. Or who posted non- anonimously about something like this.
    Uh, so it takes a fraud to know one?
  13. Your kind of humor on New Resource for Online Comic Artists · · Score: 3, Funny
  14. Oh no! on The Last Comdex? · · Score: 5, Funny

    (sounds of hundreds of prostitutes crying over lost revenue)

  15. Re:The ultimate leaky abstraction on The Law of Leaky Abstractions · · Score: 2
    I'm studying to be a bioinformatics guy with the university of melbourne and have just had the misfortune of looking into the enzymatic reactions that control oxygen based metabolism in the human body.

    I tried to do a worst case complexity analysis and gave up about half way through the krebs cycle
    You see, sometimes it's better to analyze the source code rather than the binary or network traffic.
  16. This was predicted in Biblical times on Antibiotic Resistant Staph Infections · · Score: 3, Funny

    From Psalm 23:

    "Thy rod and thy staph shall come for thee."

    Clearly, the rod is the bacillus bacterium responsible for Anthrax, and the staph is the aureus.

  17. probably gone forever on Newton's "Principia" stolen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I fear the crime will stay unsolved unless it is acted upon by an outside force.

  18. Re:i don't think so on Should Voting Software Be Open Source? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Open source becomes strong through evolution, which necessarily means that the first users experience a lot of minor bugs that eventually get ironed out. Highly reliable bullet-proof systems need to be designed from the ground up.
    I don't follow. Why does open source preclude the system being designed from the ground up? And what magic are closed source projects infused with, that they are born strong and without minor bugs?
  19. Feudal times on Ideas for a Recording Industry Alternative? · · Score: 2

    I think we should adopt a monarchic system where the only performers are jesters, bards, and minstrels, who play at the behest of the king or are summarily beheaded.

  20. Re:Kind of Funny... on Dolby Buys MIT's DTV Vote for $30 Million · · Score: 2
    I took 6.312 also and yeah, my jaw dropped the first time I saw the cannon in Tosci's, etc.

    I wasn't questioning Bose's mathematical acumen, his ability to make drivers with great midrange, or criticizing him as a person. I was simply stating that his speakers are nothing special which is ironic given the MIT cachet. Before you dismiss me as a niggling audiophile, let me tell you that my ears are far from golden, mostly owing to too many sessions with speakers without precipitous drop-off above 8kHz.

    Target criticism elsewhere pls.
    What are heroes if they can't be questioned? I guess a second irony would be that an accomplished MIT professor and consumer electronics designer needs a fanboy undergraduate to stand up for his products and reputation?
  21. Re:I love fragmented standards... on Dolby Buys MIT's DTV Vote for $30 Million · · Score: 2

    Consider the economies of scale in manufacturing that one could achieve through worldwide standards. If companies didn't have to maintain and develop 3 different versions of all their digital/AV goodies, you'd probably be paying a bit less for the latest DVI camcorder, or at least, the same camcorder would be packing more features at that price point.

  22. Re:Kind of Funny... on Dolby Buys MIT's DTV Vote for $30 Million · · Score: 2

    That the founder of Bose works for MIT is a self-irony, if you have actually listened to his speakers next to any other mid-fi brand's.

  23. Re:A mockery! on Dolby Buys MIT's DTV Vote for $30 Million · · Score: 2
    The whole point of granting some esteemed organization a vote and membership on a committee is that they use their judgement and weigh greater interests in the ballance, not whore themselves to the highest bidder.
    This is exactly what MIT did. They realized that if they had backed their own standard, they might have become the "spoiler" that got Phillips' inferior standard chosen. They wanted to ensure that one of the two superior standards won, so they voted for Dolby.

    Does Ralph Nader ring a bell?
  24. Re:How much?!? on Dolby Buys MIT's DTV Vote for $30 Million · · Score: 2

    Last time I listened, DTS sounded better, at least in my home theater.

    I am working with previous generation equipment (and thus, standards) but I believe Dolby Digital 5.1 is something like a 448kbps (per channel) stream whereas DTS 5.1 can be full bandwidth.

    Although these days many DVD's come with both DD and DTS soundtracks which leads me to believe the DTS folks started compromsing on that full bandwidth potential in order to fit on discs.

  25. Re:value on Uncap Your Modem, Get Visit From the FBI · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yes it would me too. Next thing you know they could raid people who plug their broadband connection into a router to use it with multiple PC's.
    Striped or mirrored?