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  1. don't bogart it on The Grid, Our Cars, and the Net · · Score: 1

    Imagine it, man. It would be like so many little nets inside of bigger nets going on forever (deep inhale, coughing exhale). Wow, uh, it would be like TRON, only way better. I need a salty snack.

  2. Re:Why abandon SPARC? on Oracle Won't Abandon SPARC, Says Ellison · · Score: 1

    When is the last time that any acquiring company came out and said: "We are just buying them for asset X and we'll throw the rest on the slag heap once we've got it"? Never?
    Blustery talk about investment, growth, etc... prevents a mass exodus so the new owners can decide who to fire. Its more fun for them that way. Read the glossary at the end of the PDF; it pretty much disowns everything stated earlier.

  3. Re:DoD wiping standards on Unclean Military Hard Drives Sold On eBay · · Score: 1

    Oblig,
    In Soviet Russia, the drive wipes you...

  4. Think of the ads.... on Apple Rumored To Want To Buy Twitter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hello, this is a yahoo and I'm a twit...

  5. ....And pigs will fly out my ass..... on SpringSource Acquires Hyperic, Possibly Set to Target Microsoft and IBM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that a swine flu reference?

  6. Re:What did we expect? on Office 2007SP2 ODF Interoperability Very Bad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    | Actually there was a time when Microsoft was hailed as the white knight in the shiny armor freeing us from the evil IBM empire.

    I've heard this said, but somehow I managed to miss it. I started work in the industry in 87, and had first encountered microsoft probably in 84. Outside of ziff-davis style vanity press, everything about MS was about what crap they were technically and ethically. The white knights were DEC, BSD, Borland, Commodore, ...

  7. no video... on Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to see Balmer yelling "Gilligan!" and hitting him with the little plaque.

  8. rent? on Miro Asks Users To "Adopt" Lines of Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I adopt a line, can I charge other lines rent for using it?

  9. The curse of PC world on "Good Enough" Computers Are the Future · · Score: 1

    The obvious going mainstream seems to be the stimulus for it ceasing to be true. Extrapolating from the popularity of sensor equipped devices, like the wii & iphone, it seems likely that computers that monitor and respond to your gestures, voice and attention will be arriving soon.

  10. compromises? on Scientists Discover Exoplanet Less Than Twice the Mass of Earth · · Score: 1

    Maybe Life had to make compromises for low gravity planets, like earth, and finds it much easier to organize in high gravity planets with a lesser amount of elements (whatever the hell that means). Humility is a virtue.

  11. Comic Sans was drug induced? on Comic Sans, Font of Ill Will · · Score: 1

    Last time I saw a talking dog speaking in Times New Roman, I was pretty sure it was a flashback....

  12. Re:nice java on Cinder Mobile OS Lets Users Send More Power To Slow Apps · · Score: 1

    The article didn't contain much info, but there could be much more to it than that. One avenue is analogous to the "imprecise results" that were fashionable in realtime papers in the early 90s. The idea is that some classes of tasks could operate in a degraded mode, typically less accurate or of lower quality than desired. If the system load was high, and the value of the accuracy of a given task was low, it could be told to lower its quality to reduce system load. In the power variant, the application might bid for a given power budget, and reduce its quality of service to match what it is allocated. Note that this is very much different from nice - the task itself has to know that it is in degraded mode, thus produce more timely and less accurate results. Your calculator might decide that sqrt(10) = 3.1 is good enough.

    Seasoned programmers may scratch their heads at this - how can I be expected to know my programs power requirements; I'm not even sure it works. The OS, however, could model various applications by accurately monitoring the battery over time while varying quality provisions. The OS couldn't go it alone, it would like to know that the movie is been paused, for example.

  13. Re:My manhood isn't online on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You really should seek help. Its not just that the ideas rattling off your keyboard are disturbing; Burroughs was much more disturbing, but in exchange he had something to offer. You are already too many steps into a dangerous place, and there are professionals that can help dig you out.

  14. There is money and publicity on The Global Warming Heretic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    in fighting the prevailing wind. Credibility will end up tattered, but when your alternative is wage parity with taxi drivers, not such a bad choice. Rail on you rebel you.

  15. Re:Who cares? on Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain · · Score: 1

    If you ever reach sentience, you might find your opinion changes. Until then, identifying your self with an abstraction probably makes life easier. Beware the "watchtower" though.

  16. Re:seagulls on Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain · · Score: 1

    Way to raise the bar. How do we compare with raccoons?

  17. Re:Who cares? on Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain · · Score: 2, Funny

    MOD(+1): PYSCHO - we really need more colourful categories

  18. Its a good thing. on More IT Pros Could Turn To E-Crime In Poor Economy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look at how mired in poorly functioning, slow, useless software the entire IT world is. These guys could bring about the end of crime....

  19. Re:Os/2 & VMS also live on in Windows NT-based on 10 OSes We Left Behind · · Score: 1

    | VMS by Digital
    | (Since its designer/architect (D. Cutler) was from DEC... )

    'V' + 1 = 'W'
    'M' + 1 = 'N'
    'S' + 1 = 'T'

    albeit nowhere near as clever as the "fork queue", hard to imagine he missed this one.

  20. Re:Don't underestimate complexity of brain... on Microchip Mimics a Brain With 200,000 Neurons · · Score: 1

    I quite enjoy watching the AI community rack up an impressive tally of failure. Its good to give GPS-equipped chimp chasing animal behaviouralists something to sneer at.

  21. Re:Geeks live where they want to live on Places Where the World's Tech Pools, Despite the Internet · · Score: 1

    | The place I would look for the next hi-tech paradise is southern Ontario. It has all the characteristics Florida found that attract geeks and hi-tech companies.
    I doubt Hooters and old people driving with their signal lights on will do it.

  22. Re:Compiler for Perl? on Parrot 1.0.0 Released · · Score: 1

    seems like? What exactly do they have to do it to get you to drop the 'seems like'? I'm pretty sure they can't think of anything else to do to it. Maybe behave like perl(n) where n is current stardate div larrywalls_birthday mod 6?

  23. Re:At a large Canadian bank ... on Are Quirky Developers Brilliant Or Dangerous? · · Score: 1

    Nice Story; kinda like penthouse-forum for geeks.

  24. Re:That's pretty dystopian on Cybercrime-As-a-Service Takes Off · · Score: 1

    | The only effective source of personal security is (surprise) individual persons.

    If history is any guide, it is "other individual persons", the more, the better.

  25. Re:Not long now... on Cybercrime-As-a-Service Takes Off · · Score: 1

    | I wonder if evil hackers use credit...
    I think they just take the money from your bank account.