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  1. Re:Suing themselves on Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not everyone who watches Fox News is a conservative zealot.

    This is true. I know some people who watch it purely for the unintentional humor value.

    And not every conservative zealot watches Fox News.

    Yes, some of them read the Washington Times or Newsmax instead, or prefer their Ann Coulter books to television news.

    It just drives me crazy when people are pigeonholed as being a moron based on one simple aspect of personal preference.

    Unfortunately, in this case, it's absolutely true.

    - A.P.

  2. Re:Suing themselves on Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers."

    Which, BTW, outnumber CNN or MSNBC viewers. FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.


    No, all that proves is that this country is rapidly reaching its "stupid people saturation point". FNC is nothing but propaganda and lies -- how many times during the Iraq war did they run a story about WMD being "found"? How many of those stories turned out to be true?

    FNC is for stupid people who think only in terms of good and bad or black and white, plain and simple.

    - A.P.

  3. 12 percent of SCO's stock is short already. on SCO Now Willfully Violating the GPL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People are catching on.

    - A.P.

  4. HAHAHA FUCK THAT'S A GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!! on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You must've spent all weekend on that one, and just been happy as hell they posted a SCO story on Monday.

    - A.P.

  5. Big deal. on LG CD-ROMs Destroyed by Mandrake 9.2 · · Score: 1

    I've destroyed LG CD-Roms by simply looking at them the wrong way. This has got to be a distant second.

    - A.P.

  6. Re:nuclear power is cleaner.... on Toshiba Pushes Safe, Small Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: 1

    So... to answer your question -- avoid West Texas at all costs.

    I shortcut that advice by avoiding all of Texas as a general rule.

    - A.P.

  7. Re:Villages? on Toshiba Pushes Safe, Small Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Your ignorance is blindingly obvious.

    Please read the article before making a fool of yourself next time.

    - A.P.

  8. Re:Why does this get put under developers? on Sun Solaris Vs Linux: The x86 Smack-down · · Score: 1

    In my experience sysadmins tend to know much about a certain OS, and will proclaim it to be the best no matter what the benchmarking results are. They may have knowledge about the OS, but rarely have any depth knowledge of the actual hardware performance.

    And, unless you're suggesting developers are more likely to possess this knowledge than sysadmins -- something which makes no logical sense -- you've really not answered the question.

    - A.P.

  9. This begs the question... on Sun Solaris Vs Linux: The x86 Smack-down · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...who the hell still runs Solaris x86?

    It's like Windows NT for Alpha... there's no point.

    - A.P.

  10. Say it ain't so! on BIND Patches Make Bad Situation Worse · · Score: 1

    Paul Vixie releasing untested, buggy software?

    You're kidding!

    - A.P.

  11. Re:uhm... on PC World: Apple G5 Gets Trounced By Athlon 64 · · Score: 2, Informative

    i think IBM is using PPC970 (aka G5) as server cpu too, isn't?

    Bzzt. The POWER4/POWER4+ is most certainly not the same as the G5. Consider the G5 the stripped-down, workstation version of the POWER4.

    - A.P.

  12. Re:Sing it with the BSD Babe... on The OpenBSD 3.4 Song: Theo Sings Back-up · · Score: 0

    You Linux groupies need to find some sexy girls like her [hope-2000.org]!

    You're new here, aren't you?

    - A.P.

  13. Re:You're smoking crack and it's not even good cra on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 1

    I don't want or need to reboot multiple times to play multiple games. In fact, nobody does.

    Sure they do. We call them "console owners", and their systems even power cycle each time they switch games.

    Yes, but they also take 5 seconds to reboot. A PC takes anywhere from a minute to "go make yourself an omelette".

    - A.P.

  14. Re:You're smoking crack and it's not even good cra on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 1

    I don't want or need to reboot multiple times to play multiple games. In fact, nobody does, which is why games and applications will never be distributed as bootable Linux-based CD ROMs.

    - A.P.

  15. You're smoking crack and it's not even good crack. on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I predict 12 months before bootable Linux CDs become a completely standard model for games and application distribution

    I predict the entire computer gaming and applications industry will not follow your lead. Just a hunch, but it seems slightly beyond farfetched to think that anyone who sells software for money would consider a bootable Linux CD the ideal method of application distribution. It's especially farfetched to think they'd drop everything they're doing and begin selling their products this way.

    - A.P.

  16. Re:A 64-bit gaming console? on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah. I'll be able to play TONS of games on a BARE CPU.

    - A.P.

  17. Re:Most outrageous is... on IT's Most Outrageous Markups? · · Score: 1

    You just have to know what to buy from Sun and what not to.

    If you value your warranty, this is about the stupidest thing you can do to your Sun system. Or any other system from a major manufacturer, for that matter.

    Do I do this to my Sun/SGI/etc gear at home? Of course. Would I do it at work? Only if I were looking for another job.

    - A.P.

  18. WTF? on The Weak Signal Challenge - Decode and Win $100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You spent 24 hours trying to win $100?

    Dude, you could make more than that working at Wendy's.

    - A.P.

  19. Re:*cough* on Buffer Overflow in Sendmail · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hey, I'm having a little trouble here remembering whose shitty code was responsible for the massive, Internet-slowing, computer-destroying, power-grid-decimating computer virus we all had to deal with last month. And then again two weeks later.

    Could you refresh me? Was it Microsoft, or sendmail?

    - A.P.

  20. Re:I'm pretty sure.. on Logging Unexpected Shutdowns/Crashes w/ Linux? · · Score: 1

    This is why things I like to call "more thought-out" operating systems (Solaris, AIX, IRIX, etc) allow for a separate raw partition simply to write out system dumps for later analysis, safe from the dangers of filesystem corruption. You don't know how useful these tools are until you've had to use them.

    - A.P.

  21. Huh? on Open Source Database Clusters? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can "cluster" MySQL? Does it involve "rsync" and "cron"?

    - A.P.

  22. Re:Huzzah! on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it was Ronald Ann, or Ronalda, or whatever her name was. Her parents, so the story goes, named her after Ronald Reagan... mixed-up parents.

    - A.P.

  23. Re:PC on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: 1

    Actually, he just stole the hubcaps off the thing.

    - A.P.

  24. Re:Mainframe repairmen! on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: 1

    That's how I got my SGI Octane. Except I was wearing my normal work clothes and I didn't need to wheel it out.

    - A.P.

  25. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti on Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say the first is awfully obscure, seeing as how I've used Linux now for nine years and have yet to find a system which actually uses it.

    And sendmail? Hardly a linux-specific application, wouldn't you say? Besides, most Linux distros no longer use it.

    - A.P.