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Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings

smelroy writes "Microsoft on Wednesday issued security bulletins for five new software vulnerabilities, including a flaw in Visual Basic for Applications that the company rated as critical. The company has posted patches for each of the flaws on its Web site. Four of the problems affect Microsoft's Office desktop software. You can read the story here and the security bulletins here."

576 comments

  1. deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i'm having this funny feeling of deja vu...

    1. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could this be a glitch in the Matrix?

    2. Re:deja vu by Winterblink · · Score: 5, Funny

      *draws dual 9mms* It's a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they patch something.

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    3. Re:deja vu by KDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If only they could actually wall all the Windows... maybe the worms wouldn't get in anymore.

      Daniel

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    4. Re:deja vu by Seahawk · · Score: 1

      i'm having this funny feeling of deja vu....

    5. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Re:deja vu (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 04, @10:11AM (#6868436)
      Could this be a glitch in the Matrix?

      Re:deja vu (Score:2)
      by Winterblink (575267) on Thursday September 04, @10:11AM (#6868444)
      *draws dual 9mms* It's a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they patch something.

      Two identical posts at the exact same time. Now that *has* to be a glitch in the Matrix!

    6. Re:deja vu by mschoolbus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Deja Vu? Why do you get feelings of a strip club with this M$ security story?

    7. Re:deja vu by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was it 2 patches, or the same patch twice?

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    8. Re:deja vu by Maserati · · Score: 1

      At least the "Sales team" at Deja Vu would be more honest about just wanting your money.

      I've never had to try and get glitter out of my hair after an IT vendor's "sales pitch" either.

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    9. Re:deja vu by RLW · · Score: 5, Funny

      documentary style music.
      Voice over:
      It's the wheel of glitches.

      Location: M$aFT glitch preserve.

      M$aFT Tour Guide: The life cycle of the glitch is an often fast and furrious one, many only living for a few short days upto a few months typically. Although on some low exposure less used systems they may obtain a Methuselahn life span of a several years.
      slight pause
      Tour Guide Continues: Here at the M$aFT glitch preserve we try to breed and raise our glitches for survival in the wild.

      Interupting Guide Tour member: Why do you breed and raise glitchtes anyway? Aren't there enough bugs in the wild already. I mean ...

      Cutting off the Tour member Tour Guide: They are glitches, not bugs. As far as the number of glitches in the wild each glitch performs important ecological functions. There are some that encourage users to upgrade their Office packages, there are others that spark the need to upgrade development IDEs and there are others still that motivate upgrades to new versions of our glitch preserve, uh, I mean OS.

    10. Re:deja vu by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Two identical posts at the exact same time. Now that *has* to be a glitch in the Matrix!

      And look at the post numbers -- ending in 36 and 44. There were 6 posts during that minute, an average of one post every 10 seconds.

      A bit of proof that Slashdot needs powerful servers and fast pipes. (Of course, the existence of the term "Slashdotted/ing" should be proof enough...)

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    11. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have been to "A....-B......" training in Memphis.

    12. Re:deja vu by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linus, I need an exit... fast!

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    13. Re:deja vu by mschoolbus · · Score: 1

      Minneapolis Deja Vu, right across the street from "Sex World"... Not that I would ever go there, being a regular at /. at all... *sigh*

    14. Re:deja vu by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1, Troll
      And a "critical" flaw in Visual Basic? Since when did anybody use Visual Basic for anything critical anyway? I thought that was for newbies and wannabes.

      Unless Microsoft is really telling us that Windows is written in Basic. That would just be too funny :-)...

    15. Re:deja vu by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      MS:
      Er, no. They're not glitches, sir. They are undocumented features sir. :-)

    16. Re:deja vu by syle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because like a strip club, Microsoft shows you a good time, but eventually leaves you to go home depressed, penniless, and unsatisfied.

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    17. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Deja vu is "the feeling of doing something or being somewhere before." At best, this is the same old shit. Film at 11:00. Nothing to see. Move along.

    18. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Because every time there is a story on Microsoft security I feed naked despite the fact they announce another security pastie, er, patch for our protection.

    19. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:deja vu (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 04, @10:11AM (#6868436)
      Could this be a glitch in the Matrix?

      Re:deja vu (Score:2)
      by Winterblink (575267) on Thursday September 04, @10:11AM (#6868444)
      *draws dual 9mms* It's a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they patch something.

      Two identical posts at the exact same time. Now that *has* to be a glitch in the Matrix!


      You call that identical? I sure hope you're not a programmer!!

      Seriously dude, how likely is it that a "deja vu" post will result in replies about a glitch in the Matrix on a geek site?

    20. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, I know script foo!

    21. Re:deja vu by noisehole · · Score: 1

      show me

    22. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think it requires a powerful computer to do one fairly simple task every ten seconds? I think even a fast abacus-worker could handle that. You obviously don't know know thing one about this.

      Now for all the people obsessively reloading the page to see if anyone's replied to or moderated their post yet - maybe.

      (clicks "Submit" and starts patiently reloading)

    23. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny!

    24. Re:deja vu by Aliencow · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they are glitches in Windows, Office and IE!

    25. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a glitch in the XP.

    26. Re:deja vu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Linus, I need an exit... fast!


      Here's one.

    27. Re:deja vu by chocochip · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot...

      and very likely leaves you infected with a virus.

    28. Re:deja vu by adeyadey · · Score: 1

      I have this funny feeling of deja vu...

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    29. Re:deja vu by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      So the slashdot effect is also a glitch in the matrix?

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    30. Re:deja vu by rifter · · Score: 1

      And a "critical" flaw in Visual Basic? Since when did anybody use Visual Basic for anything critical anyway? I thought that was for newbies and wannabes.

      Unless Microsoft is really telling us that Windows is written in Basic. That would just be too funny :-)...

      The critical flaw is that Visual Basic is built into Windows and even wen you trurn it off installing Office applications like Outlook or Word turns it back on. Then, for good measure, it might turn itself on again later after you turn it off again. Visual basic being built into these apps and into windows is the major reason these worms and viruses work. So, yes, Visual Basic is used for wannabes.. people who write windows viruses. VB was designed to make writing such viruses easier and windows was designed to make it easier to spread them.

    31. Re:deja vu by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Visual Basic is built into Windows and even wen you trurn it off installing Office applications like Outlook or Word turns it back on. Then, for good measure, it might turn itself on again later after you turn it off again

      Thank you, that is a much more informative response than modding me -1 Troll. It could be argued, I suppose, that being uninformed about Windows internals makes me a troll, but if that's the case then so be it :-).

    32. Re:deja vu by rifter · · Score: 1

      "Visual Basic is built into Windows and even wen you trurn it off installing Office applications like Outlook or Word turns it back on. Then, for good measure, it might turn itself on again later after you turn it off again"

      Thank you, that is a much more informative response than modding me -1 Troll. It could be argued, I suppose, that being uninformed about Windows internals makes me a troll, but if that's the case then so be it :-).

      I don't know.. knowing about windows infernals is not a good thing. It is kind of like reading a Forbidden Tome from call of Cthulu.. the more you know about windows the more insane you will become. Personally, this is why I have been diving into Unix. But then I did learn vi as well; oh well, at least it is not emacs! :)

      As for mr moderator, they don't knwo what they are doing, and will be caught in m2 I am sure.

  2. Had me confused for a second by greechneb · · Score: 4, Funny
    The most serious of the flaws could let an attacker execute code from an open Office application.

    Confused me because I couldn't figure out why Microsoft was releasing bug reports for openoffice. (Aside from the obvious conspiracy theory that Microsoft would be trying to make the competition look bad)

    1. Re:Had me confused for a second by heavyVoid · · Score: 0

      Pleasee don't confuse other people too!!

      open office means from a _running_ microsoft word, excel, etc. application, as opposed to OpenOffice, which is a different software, which doesn't have the vulnerabilities!!

      be aware that intentionally or not you are tolling here...

      heavyVoid

    2. Re:Had me confused for a second by donpardo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ask not for whom the greechneb tolls.

      it tolls for thee.

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    3. Re:Had me confused for a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chill out and have another coffee. The poster was obviously being facietous. Don't take everything so seriously.

    4. Re:Had me confused for a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he knew that... He was just making light of the headline. I doubt he actually thought Microsoft was releasing OpenOffice bug reports.

      Anyway - what the heck does "be aware that intentionally or not you are tolling here..." mean? tolling? Scared of bell ringers on slashdot?

    5. Re:Had me confused for a second by LrdHlmt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Should have used running Office application. I went WTF the first time a read it.

    6. Re:Had me confused for a second by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      No, they should have said an open MSOffice application. Office doesn't belong to Microsoft, MSOffice does.

  3. what % of Windows is patches? by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 3, Interesting
    And how long until the entire operating system, and all the Microsoft applications, are all just patches?

    There comes to a point where you just can't patch things anymore, and it's time to start over new. And, hopefully get it right this time!

    1. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by tsetem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh man, is this history repeating itself?

      Will the next version of Windows be called
      * MS Apache?
      * Apache OS?
      * WinApache?

      (For those of you who don't know, Apache Webserver was called that because originally it was A-Patchy Server)

    2. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You do know where the name "Apache" comes from, right? Supposedly (there's some dispute) from the fact that it started out as a patch for the NCSA web server, but got to the point where there simply was no need for anyone to use the NCSA part of the code: the patches replicated the entire functionality of the server.

    3. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And how long until the entire operating system, and all the Microsoft applications, are all just patches?"

      They should call it Apache...

    4. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much of the linux kernel is made of patches? ;)

    5. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by n3rd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And how long until the entire operating system, and all the Microsoft applications, are all just patches?

      Interesting? Come on.

      Linux was released. Then patched. Then patched again. And again until it became what it is today.

      Apache web server anyone?

    6. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      For Windows XP? About half I'd say. SP1 is about 150MB, and the install CD is about 300MB, but includes some extra stuff. You can actually fit SP1 and all the critical patches onto a copy of the installation CD if you want to minimise room in your toolbox. Of course, SP1 just replaces some large files that might only have a few dozen bytes difference, so it's unfair to say half of Microsoft's code is patches, but still...

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    7. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Now what will really bake your noodle is: can we assemble and entire Microsoft installation from just the patches.

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    8. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by GePS · · Score: 0, Troll

      and it's time to start over new. And, hopefully get it right this time!


      I see you haven't used many microsoft products before.

    9. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

      And how long until the entire operating system, and all the Microsoft applications, are all just patches?

      It should be a lot easier to pirate a copy of Windows when you can reconstruct the entire operating system by downloading patches directly from MS, and piecing them together like legos.

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    10. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Sun+Tzu · · Score: 4, Funny

      The difference between Linux and Windows that the original poster was obviously referring to is this:

      Linux consists of 99%+ functionality patches

      Windows consists of 182%+(*) security patches, many of which, unfortunately, have security issues

      (*) Totals exceed 100% due to previous patches getting patched for new security issues.
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    11. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by allism · · Score: 1

      And if you can, and the patches are free, does that mean that the OS is now free?

      (Yeah, yeah, I know, the EULA says they're free if you have a legitimate copy of the OS, but it's still a nice pie-in-the sky...)

    12. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Well the starting over new was going from Windows 3.11 to Windows 95 ... then NT 3.5, and 4, and then Windows 2000. Eventually they'll jump on the bandwagon and find some poor unsuspecting UNIX and bastardize it. Oh wait, they did that with SCO. Maybe they'll get it right the second time around.

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    13. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Nothinman · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Patches are just updated code, if there was no updates everyone could cry just as much and things would remain broken.

      Technically everything is patched unless development stops, Linux has had hundreds or thousands of patches since it's 1.0 release, by the same logic it's past due to scrap Linux and start over too.

    14. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by kryptobiotic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it funny that apache.org has 2 separate theories on the origin of the name and both are considered correct. One would think that the group that came up with the name should be able to keep track of the truth about where it came from. Must be that the person that wrote the timeline never read the FAQ.

      According to this, the server was named after the Apache indians and the " A patchy server" is just a cute coincidence.

    15. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by tekspot · · Score: 1

      I know that first service packs for Windows 2000 and XP were over 100MB...

      That is more then vanilla installation of some Linux distros!!!

    16. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by vigilology · · Score: 1

      Why do you bring up Linux?

    17. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1


      You think Linux was ~100% secure on its first release? You must be thinking about BSD.

      Windows is a whole lot more than strict core Linux kernel. Sendmail alone is pretty buggy.

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    18. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by verbatim_verbose · · Score: 1

      You don't really know what a patch is, or does, do you...

      Who modded this up as interesting... sheesh.

    19. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 0

      How much of the linux kernel is made of patches?

      None. We don't patch. We diff. ;)

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    20. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by frission · · Score: 0, Redundant

      not only Linux, as another poster mentioned, but Apache as well...so much so, in fact, that that's how it got it's name.

    21. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by brkello · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh come on, at lease be fair. I can't believe you are modded insightful....I'd say funny. If you think linux patches are all functionality, then you don't work with Linux. The real difference between linux and windows is that you have a 99.9% better chance of getting modded up if you bash Microsoft patches than if you were to say something truly interesting.

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    22. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      If you actually knew windows enough to authoritatively comment on it, you'd know that a slipstreamed WinXP SP1 full install is not significantly bigger than an original XP SP1 install. The hotfixes and SPs usually only replace files.

    23. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe MummyOS, by this time you don't see any skin, is all patches and bandages.

    24. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      you should consider the history more carefully.

      They already tried to bastardize Unix, Xenix it was called.

      They decided to bastardize VMS in POSIX and they called it NT.

      Maybe the next one will be based on plan9.

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    25. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      last week.

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    26. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by MadChicken · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's not how I remember it...

      Win95 ran on DOS, though they hid it. So, it was more of an incremental change to Win 3.1. They clearly rewrote quite a bit, but it was certainly not "starting over".

      NT 3.1 was the "completely starting over" part. And it wasn't too bad of a platform, really... Consider that 3.5,3.51,4,Win2k + 2 versions of XP are building on that foundation... And it is fairly stable. Since I got XP bundled with my machine, I haven't been desperate to reboot into Mandrake. It doesn't crash, it plays the games, and runs Mozilla and OOo very well...

      The big problem is still their QA, really. If they fixed that up, they'd have a strong product.

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    27. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and MS agrees. "NT" afterall stands for "New Technology", it really was starting over after a fashion. (Although later they seemed to forget the meaning of their own abbreviation, and described 2000 as being built on "NT Technology", or "New Technology Technology". But yeah, the 95/98/ME stuff all still rests on DOS.

    28. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Maybe MummyOS, by this time you don't see any skin, is all patches and bandages.

      And is apparently unkillable, and spreads plagues throughout its environment.

    29. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Something like that actually happened with Visual Studio, one of the service packs was the full program and only did cursory checks to make sure it was installing on a PC that allready had VS.
      It was easily fooled by making a directory in program files.
      To add to the humilation it was featured on a magazine coverdisk one month, the next month featured an article about it!

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    30. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

      GPL: Free as in Herpes

      Huh? As in, you can't get it if you don't have sex?

      That's not true, I swear! :)

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    31. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Well I've never had either, soooo . . .

    32. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, does it matter if they have "New Technology Technology" when there's the inimitable "(((GNU's Not Unix) Not Unix) Not Unix)..."?

    33. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

      Well I've never had either, soooo . . .

      So....we both should spend some time away from slashdot :-)

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    34. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by toddestan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but where are you going to get old, unpatched and nonupdated, Windows 3.1 code that still lurks in the heart of Windows XP?

    35. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you can reconstruct the entire operating system by downloading patches directly from MS, and piecing them together like legos.

      Sounds a lot like how they built the system in the first place.

      Hmm, ok, let's acquire random company C and bolt their code onto the routines from never-heard-of-again company B... yep, it's starting to look like a duck!

    36. Re:what % of Windows is patches? by overlordhab · · Score: 1

      Just a thought... I downloaded the last service pack for W2K and it was 129MB. Windows install from one disk which tells me that roughly 20% of the operating system gets replaced by the SP.. My maths is (129/640)*100=20.XX ... 640 being the size of a normal CD and assuming the One install disk for W2K is packed.....

  4. Same old by L-s-L69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Same old sh*t, different day. Other than alerting admins who really should know this is there a reason for having it on the front page?

    1. Re:Same old by Channard · · Score: 1
      Same old sh*t, different day. Other than alerting admins who really should know this is there a reason for having it on the front page?

      Yes. Alerting would be virus writers who can then use the information to create yet more hole exploiting viruses and bring systems crashing to a halt. Oh, wait, that'd be a reason *not* to have it on Slashdot. Hmm.. do stories highlighting the exploits do more harm than good?

    2. Re:Same old by Negatyfus · · Score: 1

      Sure there is. SCO is obviously old news and we need something new to point at and laugh out loud while inwardly we cry because this stuff is pushed onto us from above.

    3. Re:Same old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Other than alerting admins who really should know this is there a reason for having it on the front page?
      Yeah, it gives the anti-Microsoft zealots a place to rant. I mean, it's not like Red Hat has had to send out recent security advisements about patching DoS holes in Apache or sendmail, or pam_smb buffer overflow bugs, or iptables not always restarting after a kernel upgrade.
    4. Re:Same old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, on of these days a Windows administrator is going to lose it and waltz in the the office with an assult rifle.

      The only difference is that they'll just shoot all the PCs while shouting "Patch this!!!".

    5. Re:Same old by scambaiter · · Score: 1

      *yawn* Is it really time for another troll category? After the goatse-trolls now the sco-trolls?

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  5. critical VBA flaw by b17bmbr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    wouldn't ANY vba flaw be critical. if i recall correctly, through vba, you can manipulate the entire file system. while it doesn't give you low level access, it has access to every COM object on your system. in fact, weren't the code red and i love you virii (and many others) written in VBA. VBA seems to be such a big reason that businesses can't move away from windows/office. to me, it seems like a reason TO move away from office.

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    1. Re:critical VBA flaw by Negatyfus · · Score: 0, Informative

      *sigh* Why don't people get the plural of virus right? This is why babies cry.

    2. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VBA is a scripting language. It would be pretty useless if I couldn't read and write to the file system. It is like any other application. If you don't know where it came from then don't run it. Patches from years ago gave you tons of options to block all vba, alert on all vba, etc. My company uses tons of VBA and through education of our employees we avoided Melissa and the I Love You viruses. Code Red was IIS.

    3. Re:critical VBA flaw by mforbes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OpenOffice and StarOffice also having built-in scripting languages. Perhaps the risks of buffer overruns aren't as common under those (I don't know, since I lack much experience with those scripting languages), but in all fairness to MS, if OpenOffice were the leading suite & de facto standard, it would also see many attacks. The problem in this case isn't that the flaw exists-- patches are easy enough to apply. It's that with the near-monopoly MS has over hundreds of millions of users, you can always guarantee some large subset of users won't have the patches installed, and thus will be vulnerable to attack.

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    4. Re:critical VBA flaw by pegr__ · · Score: 1

      You can do anything you want from VBA, low-level included. Touch any file (you would normally have access to), chain to other programs, start/stop services, whatever...

    5. Re:critical VBA flaw by Surak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Speaking as someone who has written full-blown applications in VBA, OOo and StarOffice use StarBasic, which isn't quite the same thing as VBA. VBA is a lot more at the system level and gives you more control over the machine.

    6. Re:critical VBA flaw by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      i was thinking of direct memory access, hardware access, low level crap that c can do. but yes, through COM, you can do almost anything.

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    7. Re:critical VBA flaw by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      You might see more, but Microsoft still hasn't grasped the sandbox principle: any code that isn't explicitly trusted should not be allowed to access any data or functionality outside a strictly limited area. It can play all it wants inside that sandbox, but won't be allowed out to do harm. ActiveX and COM are two of the most dangerous Microsoft inventions from a security standpoint, since they don't place enough restrictions on what a remote programmer can do with your machine.

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    8. Re:critical VBA flaw by mirko · · Score: 1

      For us, French-speaking people, we stick to Latin as it is still solidly anchored in our language :
      it should then be viri.

      virus vire virum viri viro viro, viri viri viros virorum viris viris...

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    9. Re:critical VBA flaw by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1
      If there's ANY exploitable buffer overrun, your computer is basically owned. It doesn't matter if it's VBA, the scripting system, the parser, the renderer, the file opening code, a command line switch...they own you.

      You're right that the vector of attack is different, they just need a different reason to attack you. In other words, if somoene is after more than just mass annoyance and "gee look, i just screwed 500,000 people" then they will attack any vulnerable system.

    10. Re:critical VBA flaw by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      "a lot more at the system level"

      But only within the credentials of the process, right? (excluding dos-win)

    11. Re:critical VBA flaw by Surak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, *mostly* that's true. However, it can call other procceses which may or may not be priveleged. Remember that the COM/DCOM stuff runs with admin privs.

    12. Re:critical VBA flaw by pixelgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      -- if OpenOffice were the leading suite & de
      -- facto standard, it would also see many attacks.

      This has nothing to do with the popularity of Windows or Office.

      If the apps were secure and the OS didn't have gaping flaws that allowed people to write things like Sobig and Code Red then there wouldn't be an issue.

      A secure and popular OS would not generate this many issues...the problem is that MS is a popular and dramatically unsecure OS.

    13. Re:critical VBA flaw by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      Will you let me use 'virii' if I make sure that I always use 'virius' instead of 'virus'? 'Virius' sounds much cooler.

    14. Re:critical VBA flaw by gowen · · Score: 1
      You might see more, but Microsoft still hasn't grasped the sandbox principle
      Well, part of it has. This is really an excellent book, covering sandboxing as just part of a secure design (and it does emphasise designing in security, rather than adding it on). It denigrates security by obscurity, and talks about non-trustworthy data sources, sandboxes and verifying data at some length. If only its methodologies had sunk in a bit deeper...

      Hopefully, each new worm sneaks this book up the Redmond required reading list.

      Hi Simon.

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    15. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Speaking as someone who has written full-blown applications in VBA..."

      ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Jeez Louise... somebody shoot this guy.

    16. Re:critical VBA flaw by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, designing in security is hard to do when you already have a {ahem} clearly suboptimal design used by hundreds of millions of users. Microsoft is stuck between a rock and a very hard place right now. I don't envy them but I don't feel very sorry for them either.

      Maybe they should just give away a Linksys hardware firewall with each copy of Windows sold. That would let Windows users enjoy at least some of the benefits of a more-secure operating system, so long as they can get the cables plugged in right.

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    17. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Remember that the COM/DCOM stuff runs with admin privs."

      Huh? COM runs in process. As for DCOM, you'll have to be more specific for that to makes sense.

      Having been said, privilege escalation is usually not impossible on Windows, just like with Unix.

    18. Re:critical VBA flaw by scambaiter · · Score: 1

      Too bad youre wrong. Virus is not the same stem as e.g. servus, virii is definitely wrong. Perseus suggests vira as plural, sounds weird though. Keep it simple, us the english form viruses.

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    19. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VBA does not need flaws to be a security risk.
      The I love you Virus was just a VBS script.
      It just copied files and wrote the registry.
      VBA is the same.
      It is a feature not a bug.
      Now add some bugs to it and you really do some damage.

    20. Re:critical VBA flaw by brlancer · · Score: 2, Informative
      The problem in this case isn't that the flaw exists-- patches are easy enough to apply. It's that with the near-monopoly MS has over hundreds of millions of users, you can always guarantee some large subset of users won't have the patches installed, and thus will be vulnerable to attack.

      This argument is debunked constantly.
      Apache has a very dominant role as a webserver, but IIS has far more vulnerabilities with far greater reach.

      From my vantage point, Unix systems would be far more advantageous to compromise because they are more often used for mission-critical apps in large corporations. However, Windows servers are more often cracked, despite the larger volume of *nix servers out there.

      Microsoft is a target because:
      a) They write buggy code which is not thoroughly tested before release and patches often create additional problems.
      b) Their OS is not as easy to update remotely or in batch as *nix boxes are.
      c) They patch individual vulnerabilties, not the underlying causes.
      d) They write code with these ideals (in order):
      ease of coding, ease of use, ability to upsell, functionality, security
      e) They have no interest in writing solid and safe software, only in selling software.

      They have put their profits above the safety of their customers. Imagine if you bought a refrigerator that required an hour of maintenance a week; now imagine you are your grandmother and you own that refrigerator.

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    21. Re:critical VBA flaw by gregarican · · Score: 1
      Makes sense to me. All of the stuff is linked. Outlook can have Word as the default e-mail editor, which in turn can contain VBA coding, which means with improper security lockdown (or this patch I guess?) even opening an e-mail without an attachment could leave one vulnerable.

      Not being in Oliver Stone-land I'm not losing my mind, but am definitely placing this VBA patch as a high priority.

    22. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can only do things that the user executing it has rights to. In that sense, it's no more dangerous than a script like:

      #!/bin/sh
      rm -rf /

      Windows ME is the only remaining supported system that doesn't have real security roles.

      Sometimes you do need to give a user admin rights to run an app, but these ones usually aren't written by Microsoft and don't conform to published standards.

    23. Re:critical VBA flaw by mirko · · Score: 1

      if one virus -> several vira, then virus would be neutral ?
      I just learnt somethhing...
      or IHBT...

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    24. Re:critical VBA flaw by PylonHead · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair, this is a buffer overflow exploit. So in this case, it may not be that the code isn't being sandboxed, but more that the sandbox is leaking.

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    25. Re:critical VBA flaw by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      If there's ANY exploitable buffer overrun, your computer is basically owned.

      It really matters what the privs of the exploitable process are. A buffer overrun will segfault if it tries to write onto another process, so the only code that can be subverted is the one with the error.

      Buffer overruns in non-root programs cannot take over the whole computer.

    26. Re:critical VBA flaw by shird · · Score: 1

      It seems to be a buffer overflow, so would be executing native code. Why MS is talking about VBA and programmatic access to address books etc is beyond me. It is a BO executing native x86 code which happens to be possible by embedding a corrupt bit of VBA objects..

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    27. Re:critical VBA flaw by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      MS is concerned with this: They designed Palladium and decided to try and let the hardware guys deal with it. :-\

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    28. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you .NET is about dumbass

    29. Re:critical VBA flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you're trying to be funny or just unware, but that book is written by Microsoft employees and is published by Microsoft themselves.

      Do you think that maybe, just maybe every Microsoft employee has a copy of this book? Because Microsoft could easily affort to give their OWN book to all of their employees, particularly during a highly publicized security push?

      Nah... that's impossible!

    30. Re:critical VBA flaw by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      And, if we're very lucky, Microsoft will do its usual half-assed job of it.

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    31. Re:critical VBA flaw by gowen · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that. The copy I read belonged to an MS employee. But reading the book and implementing its strategies are very different ideas, and as noted elsewhere, its hard to bolt-on a secure-by-design strategy onto a massive existing codebase.

      Oh, wait...

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    32. Re:critical VBA flaw by scambaiter · · Score: 1

      Actually no, take a look at the url. Not all latin words have a regular stem, and virus might have greek origin.

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    33. Re:critical VBA flaw by Surak · · Score: 1

      Shoot me? Why? If you like, I'll give you the phone number of the supervisor I wrote the apps for.

      It was some internally-developed stuff at GM and had to be user-installable. *Nothing* at GM is user-installable except for "data" files, and VBA applications are just that.

  6. Sigh... it seems a day doesn't go by by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...without either e-mail from RedHat about a bug or news from MS about one. Lucky me, today I have both.

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  7. Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny



    1.SuSE

    2.Red Hat

    3.Mandrake

    4.Debian

    5.Gentoo

    1. Re:Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No Mac OS X?

    2. Re:Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And their "patch" is to buy an SCO license?

    3. Re:Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Mainly because they are loosing their secure grip on the market, falling to the listed security issues. :-)

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  8. I wonder how long before the new worm.. by acegik · · Score: 0

    I say two month... I really hope this time it won't be that bad. The bluster worm just restarted computers but what if the next one will spread, be silent for a while and format computers - that could lead to disaster. I wish there was some way of testings the software for 100% bulletproff security flaws but I guess there isn't.

    1. Re:I wonder how long before the new worm.. by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Funny

      The bluster worm

      was that written by ballmer perchance.

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  9. Snapshot Viewer affected? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Crap! That means I have to touch every machine in the enterprise--again! Just two weeks after "touching 'em all" (not in the baseball sense) from the last round of worm patches.

    How I long for the old days of Novell... Ah...take me away!

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    1. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by nairnr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Kinda makes you yearn for thin clients again... Make a few changes that affect all users. It seems to be something that would start making some sense again, with the number of times that systems are affected in a coporate environment, a more centralized server system does have its advantages. It would be interesting if this frequent patch cycle is affecting how people deploy large scale systems.

      Ah, X-servers :-)

    2. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Sniff. I remember those days.

      In my house I have a bunch of old crufted laptops that I reformatted as X terminals. It's amazing what a 486 thinkpad can do with a new network card and X windows.

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    3. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by bigberk · · Score: 1
      Crap! That means I have to touch every machine in the enterprise--again!
      Ditto. We have several Windows NT servers and I can't leave for a week without some critical new vulnerability being discovered. On the other hand, we have two linux servers running just as many services as the NT machines, and I haven't had to touch them since April.

      I used to think: probably just the way it's worked out recently. But now I'm getting sure this is not the case. Over several years, I have repeatedly found that the NT machines need so much more nursing than my Linux servers.
    4. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you have to "touch" every machine in your enterprise to roll out a couple of patches, you may want to try a new profession. You don't seem to be very proficient in this one.

      We have rolled out previous patches to 20,000+ clients in the span of a week with only 10-12 man hours.

    5. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Unless you need to rebuild the kernel you wouldn't need to reboot. A new patch comes out for IIS? Reboot.

      Under linux, just recompile and restart the service with new module.

      Rebooting without being onsite is a bad bad bad idea. Restarting a service without being onsite isn't as big of a deal especially if you have some redundancy built in for connecting (second server to connect with any variety of methods).

    6. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by perdelucena · · Score: 0

      5 new security holes

      Prepare for at least 5 new worms in the comming months....

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    7. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by mirko · · Score: 1

      Ahem ... ;-)

      Sorry, had to add this because I got this message : Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art. (if you have to mod me down, I pity you for not downmodding the slashcode-moronic-filter first)

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    8. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by nick+this · · Score: 3, Informative


      Sounds like what you are looking for is SUS. This will allow you to push security updates to your clients centrally.


      Takes an afternoon to get set up and running, but after that, it runs with minimal intervention. Test your security updates, then authorize them to be distributed by the SUS server, and it takes care of the rest.


      Of course, this assumes that you are running win2k or better on the client side. If not, you are stuck with logon scripting stuff for old machines. Not pretty. If you do have w2k or better, though, this is a huge timesaver. Works pretty good too. Those few that have already discovered it were able to stand on the sidelines, amused, as those who were trying to windows update machines one by one got eaten up by blaster.


      Course, in fairness, there is another product that protects you from these kinds of worms, too... and it's sexy as hell.

    9. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that kinda blows the hell out of M$'s TCO analyses, don't it?

    10. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by questionlp · · Score: 3, Informative

      SUS focuses primarily on Windows Updates and not patches involving Office or other Microsoft server and client applications (since it pulls the updates from the same repository as windowsupdates.microsoft.com).

      Instead, for Office applications, you would just need to update the administrative install points (which I'm doing now) and using a client management system (SMS, LANDesk, Group Policies, what have you) to run a batch file that points to the administrative install point for the version of Office installed on the client with the appropriate switches... it can be done completely quiet or showing progress.

      Of course, the time it takes to update all of the different editions and versions of Office is still quite a bit... unless if you have a really, really fast machine with fast disk performance.

    11. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip...I've found my toilet reading for the next day or two! It looks promising though. Of course, lots of things from MS look promising until you try and test them, so my hopes aren't up TOO high.

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    12. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just some tenets of SUS:

      Requires a standalone W2K Server. If you are properly licensed, that is at least $400-$600 just for the software alone.

      Requires pretty beefy hardware, depending on your organization.

      Is flaky. In many NT forums around the world people are reporting a few clients that WILL NOT PICK UP SOME UPDATES, and will pick up others.

      Doesn't cover Office, for now. Office should be installed at an administrative point anyway, and you would only need to patch that point, and not other machines.

      All-in-all, a good start for Microsoft, given their record, but still flawed enough not to depend on.

    13. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      It's not X Win......

      Aww forget it, fine it's fuckin X Windows, I don't care anymore!

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    14. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do have Windows2000 or better

      Windows2000 or later

    15. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      Sounds like what you are looking for is SUS [microsoft.com]. This will allow you to push security updates to your clients centrally.

      Ahh, but what happens the day MS releases a critical patch for SUS? Huh? Huh Mr. SmartyPants?

      (said in a joking tone, followed immediately with a rush of fear...)

    16. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by nick+this · · Score: 2

      Yeah, mostly yup to all of that.

      Definately standalone, hardware has to be reasonable, but my thought is that if the machine sits slammed all day while clients download updates from it, so much the better... network throttling. :)

      Like all MS stuff, it's all balanced on a bigger and bigger pile of buggy stuff, so it's not surprising that some of it doesn't work. In any event, those machines that don't get updates are probably broken anyway. So I'll sacrifice a couple machines to the worms just so I don't have to one-by-one update.

      Office, as you mentioned, is a non-issue. That's an inplace patch of the admin install.

      So all in all, it's not bad. Not perfect. Not as good a solution as, say, not running windows, but not bad, either. If you are running more than a handful of Win2K or XP machines, you NEED TO HAVE SUS. Not having it is just dangerously suicidal.

    17. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? You ever here of SMS,scripting,Install Point, SMS. or HFNETCHK?

      Sure your an enterprise?

    18. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bleh, thin clients? Serial terminals for EVERYONE! BWA ha ha ha!

    19. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by mirko · · Score: 1

      Did you also switch ? ;-)

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    20. Re:Snapshot Viewer affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you can always set up a central update server that goes out and checks for windows updates then apply a policy to all your users that changes the update to look at that server and download what ever it has gotten, install it, and then wait for the user to shutdown that night for the reboot.

      That's the setup we have where I work, and it works pretty well.

  10. Re:Why Does Slashdot Care???!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a story that informed us of bugs that need to be pathed, including one that can allow arbitrary code to run. Many people here use MS products every day, and getting a heads up like this is good.

    Maybe you should be off patching instead of bitching about slashdot.

  11. Flaw IN Visual Basic? by mahdi13 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought Visual Basic was a flaw!

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    1. Re:Flaw IN Visual Basic? by verbatim_verbose · · Score: 1

      I thought this was a joke! In 1995!

    2. Re:Flaw IN Visual Basic? by zoloto · · Score: 1

      no it was a feature

  12. office by cybercuzco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember in HS I could own any mac in school that had office installed on it. At that time office had a find file program built in with the added "feature" that it could move files around once you found them. The security program on the macs of course disabled apples find file and locked certain folders so you couldnt delete programs. Office bypassed all that. All you had to do was find and move the security programs preference file to the trash and restart the computer. The password would be reset to the default password, which I happened to know (admin:admin is pretty easy) Voila, Office as a hacking tool. And it was a feature of office!

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    1. Re:office by astrashe · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think it's fair to blame office for that -- the old macos didn't have real file system permissions, and that's why it was insecure. Locking the finder down was the best they could do, but it just wasn't a realistic solution.

    2. Re:office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehehe...pwning a pre os x mac...yeah, that's something to brag about... : p

    3. Re:office by naph · · Score: 1
      i my school a number of us got into trouble for cracking the schools security by accessing the server by calling explorer from a macro in access.

      dumbass.

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    4. Re:office by div_2n · · Score: 2

      A deadbolt on a door isn't a realistic solution to lock a house down but it does serve a good purpose.

      Office circumventing that security method is exactly like installing a doorbell only to find that the front door pops open regardless of whether it is locked or not when you press the doorbell button.

      How does a doorbell and front door relate to this? Neither is adequate security but both were easily circumvented by a third party device that SHOULDN'T interfere. Blame should not be waived just because the quality of the measure in place was good or bad.

    5. Re:office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your sig:
      -They want $199

      Wasn't it $699?

    6. Re:office by 222 · · Score: 1

      MS Office 97? actually had a run dialog embedded under one of the Help or About menus.... which wasnt affected by the standard system policy (Disable Run command). Why? I havent the foggiest....

    7. Re:office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wasn't it $699?

      $699 for businesses, $199 otherwise.

    8. Re:office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How does a doorbell and front door relate to this?

      They don't. This does not make sense. And if the wookie lives on Endor, then you must acquit.

    9. Re:office by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Heh. That's barely scratching the surface.

      There was a bug in Excel where if your floppy was named "Macintosh HD" (Or whatever your system disk was named) it would write to the system disk rather than the floppy.

      Hoo-ah. You could instantaneously blast any file on the system disk, no matter what kind of security they had set up. Including files that were locked for reading/execution. Like, you know, Finder. Or the System suitcase.

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    10. Re:office by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      All you had to do was find and move the security programs preference file to the trash and restart the computer.

      And what was preventing you from overwriting the security file with a Powerpoint, text, or graphic saved from almost any other program?

  13. hmmm by mOoZik · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is quickly starting to look like Swiss cheese.

    1. Re:hmmm by shoptroll · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "starting to look like"...

      This is nothing new, aside from them issuing them en masse now, and hopefully people will finally listen after Slammer and Blaster went through and ripped open holes that should've been patched weeks before they hit.

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  14. Re:Why Does Slashdot Care???!! by jpsst34 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This looks like another story to laugh and mock MS. In reality, it is you zealots that look like mormons."

    That doesn't make any sense. A Linux zealot can't even get a date, let alone several wives!

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  15. Doesn't make any sense.. by euxneks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't make any sense for a company to keep building something that requires a patch every few days. Are they actually making money off of these patches?

    It's just that I've never heard of anything so blatantly broken that is so successful.

    Maybe I'm just angry because some scumware got into my computer system.

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    1. Re:Doesn't make any sense.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you at least have a new troll in there you could have used. These flaws do not make the applications "broken" as you say. They are very high quality applications and are the biggest reason more companies don't switch away from Windows.

      And patches are everywhere even in open-source software.

    2. Re:Doesn't make any sense.. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's just that I've never heard of anything so blatantly broken that is so successful.

      You are obviously not remembering the "good old days" very well. Every computer system is crummy. Linux is crummy. It's just a matter of how much we are paying for suckness.

      At least Linux us honest about its suckworthyness. You don't see Linus making grand speeches about "Trustworthy" computing, or "Security through fill in the methodology". He and his cadre are out there coding for fun. They will tell you as much. Many just happen to be paid to do it for a living.

      I personally use Linux. And it has nothing to do with quality. I'm constantly tweaking, patching, or scripting. It's about utility.

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    3. Re:Doesn't make any sense.. by Malc · · Score: 1

      How many other products are as common and ubiquitous? Due to their "popularity", finding something to compare them with is hard.

      You could say the Ford Explorer is equally as blatantly broken. It's unstable, it was losing it's tyres, and if you put 5 average American men in it, you will reach it's load capacity and shouldn't carry any baggage. Not very useful, eh, , but a lot of people still buy that.

    4. Re:Doesn't make any sense.. by hrbrmstr · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      If you have a contract, take a look at:

      http://sunsolve.sun.com/private-cgi/search.pl?mo de =results&origin=advanced&range=20&so=date&coll=fsa lert&zone_32=category:security

      It's Sun's list of security patches. It's by no means sparse in terms of number or time-frames. M$ isn't the only one with holes to take care of. Any company with multiple product lines is going to have problems that need resolution. Microsoft is just an easy target since they made a big deal about security a while ago and have more users than anyone else.

      What is more interesting to look at is the "Thank You"'s in the latest round of bulletins:

      - Foundstone
      - Practitioners Publishing Company
      - eEye (of course)
      - some dude

      Two security companies and a publisher (and a regular joe). I'll bet if Foundstone and eEye turned *alot* of their resources on the linux os/apps or Sun os/apps, we'd see alot more reports. The reports wouldn't be nearly as visible since Microsoft actually bothers to go out of their way to annouce them.

      I'm not trying to defend M$ (I use OS X, BSD and Solaris @ home, with a PC or two to play games on). I'm merely stating that the same fate would befall any company who managed to get in the position of M$.

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    5. Re:Doesn't make any sense.. by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      Personally I was suffering withdrawl. Too many days since the last security patch. Now maybe I can get rid of this twitch ;-)

      "It's just that I've never heard of anything so blatantly broken that is so successful. "

      That's why I only use Windoze for my gaming addiction. Why would anyone risk running it in their business is beyond me.

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    6. Re:Doesn't make any sense.. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      Two security companies and a publisher (and a regular joe). I'll bet if Foundstone and eEye turned *alot* of their resources on the linux os/apps or Sun os/apps, we'd see alot more reports. The reports wouldn't be nearly as visible since Microsoft actually bothers to go out of their way to annouce them.


      You've got a good point in that Microsoft is not alone in bugs and patches. But I can't agree with the idea that nobody is looking at various *nix flaws. Let's take a look at two good examples.

      Remember the Slapper worm? It took advantage of a vulnerability in OpenSSL. This was discovered through a security review under DARPA.

      A more recent example was a vulnerability in sendmail published March 03. This one came from the work of ISS.

      These are just two examples. There are plenty of other vulnerabilities found in the *nix world accredited to various individuals and large organizations. In short, *nix gets looked at just as hard as Microsoft does.

  16. again? by mrsev · · Score: 1

    M$ bug? I keep getting this Deja vu.

    1. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft programmer #1: Let's do the netcode so that Windows Update can take over your computer and install the updates automatically. After all, our target audience is too stupid to know how to install them themselves.
      MS Programmer #2: What are you, crazy? Your feature would fill Windows with security holes. Hackers would have a carte blanche to do horrible things to people's computers!
      MS Programmer #1: C'mon! Do you think a hacker would really bother finding these holes just to take over someone's computer? Besides, if a hole pops up, we can patch it.
      MS Programmer #2: $500 says that hackers will find these holes and exploit them. And for each hole, MS customers will get more and more pissed off and will stop using Windows!
      MS Programmer #1: Mr. Gates has everything under control. He can manipulate software and hardware companies so that users will have no choice but to use Microsoft products.
      MS Programmer #2: *groan*

  17. Finally! They're fixing the bugs by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When we get more like 50 of these a week, then we'll know that they've really gotten serious. Large systems have a lot of holes in them -- especially when no one was plugging the holes for oh, 10 years or so.

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  18. Trustworthy Computing by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Trustworth computing at work. Interesting how they have a critical flaw in Office at about the same time they are espousing new lock in features and DRM.

    My tinfoil cap has 2 pennies.

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    "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    1. Re:Trustworthy Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I could understand if they announced the flaw and said that it is only fixed in new versions (which is something they have done in the past) but they are patching the flaws. That's not exactly a move to get people to upgrade.

      Some on. You must have a better troll than that in your collection.

    2. Re:Trustworthy Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fixing security glitches isn't Trustworthy computing?

  19. My god by rgraham · · Score: 1

    (Oops... hit the 'Submit' button before I was done)

    What is fscking wrong with this company? I can't believe that any developer that works for them can be proud of the software they write. Is it just the culture among the developers to care about bugs or security? Do the managers not care? Is it just plain arrogance on everyone's part that they know people will just keep buying their stuff? I'm not trolling, just really curious.

    1. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am going to make the wild guess that you have never written a program in your life beyond maybe Hello World in basic. All programs are complex beasts and the older they are and they more "feature creep" they have experienced the more problems that appear and the harder they are to find them. This happens in all software including Linux, Apache, Sendmail, BIND, etc.

      Microsoft's problems are just way more widespread and sometimes more easily exploitable. Microsoft also suffers from being used by the average Joe who still doesn't understand NOT to install that "screensaver" that somebody sent them.

    2. Re:My god by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Here's a take on it. They could subconsciously take a lax approach towards security to later be able to argue that WinX is soo broken that the only solution is to shell out for an upgrade to WinX+Y. This wouldn't be anything you'd find on a corporate memo but there's certainly truth in the fact that there's money in upgrades, while bugfixing/patch groups are considered pure cost centers. Another possible reason is that given a choice, most developers prefer to spend time on "new" code rather than "fixing" code. I'm not defending MS, just relaying some of what I've seen over the years.

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      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
    3. Re:My god by rgraham · · Score: 1

      That makes sense. As a developer myself (who, despite the accusations, has written much more extensive programs than "Hello World" in Basic ;-) I can attest to having a preference towards writing new stuff rather than fixing old stuff. But, since the place I work at has a culture of not releasing software that is buggy or has security issues we do spend a lot of time testing so we can be sure our code is solid. MS seems to be driven by releasing more software, rather than better software, which as has been pointed out, the greater the complexity the more potential problems there are, especially if you're building on top of a poor platform to begin with.

  20. Final patch by mcgroarty · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm thinking MS could save a whole lot of time if they'd just get rid of the network and user input drivers!

  21. Flaws in Visual Basic by turgid · · Score: 4, Informative

    Flaws in Visual BASIC are documented right here

    1. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From that site:

      -------------------

      11. Logic. This particular language is supposed to be easy and intuitive, so here's a test for you. Suppose that Check1 is a checkbox on a form, and you execute the code:

      Dim b As Boolean, c As Boolean
      b = Check1.Value
      c = Not Check1.Value

      Then b as expected will contain True if the checkbox is checked and False if the checkbox is unchecked. What do you think c will contain? (Clue: always True. No, really.)

      -------------------

      It's always true because a checkbox value is not a boolean. Otherwise how would it be able to display greyed out ticks. Visual Basic may be easy for beginners to use but it's a powerful language and doesn't remove the need to think about what you are doing.

    2. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by DukeyToo · · Score: 1

      Read this some time ago and sent an email to the author about it. I don't have a copy on this PC, or I would attach it. I think I called it "13 ways to loathe C". I guess my point (at the time) being that there are annoying features in every programming language.

      Anyway, in her reply she mentioned that even though the article was published quite long ago (in the late 90s I think), she still regularly gets feedback from irate VB programmers.

      In case you were wondering, I have no point to this message; just thought I'd share.

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      Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use - Mark Twain
    3. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't even begin to tell you what a moron that guy is. He obviously doesn't use VBA regularly because a lot of the things he says are just plain wrong or are based on ignorance.

      Arrays in most programming languages are zero based. This should not come as a surprise to him. The fact that VBA lets you choose 1 based isn't exactly an awful thing.

      If you are going to initialized arrays the way he does why not just use the Array function. It is pretty easy - Array(1,2,3,4,5).

      That error message when you leave an incomplete line is easily disabled.

      If you don't understand or don't like Static then don't use it.

      I can't imagine what he would think of something like Perl.

    4. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a newbie.. I'm sure I can think of 13 HUNDRED ways to hate VB. Just don't ask me to start, I'm not sure I could face it, *sob*

      Some of us still have to work with VB you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I read that, and I wasn't Irate, but I was surprised that the author wouldn't try to relieve themselvs of there ignorance before writing that article.

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    6. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the point -- VB uses the same operator for both Logical Not and Bitwise Not -- which makes things "easier", except when it makes things harder.

      The whole point of the rant is that VB is supposed to be "easy for beginners", but actually contains numerous gotchas that make it difficult for green programmers.

      Oh, and it's also supposed to be funny so you guys should lighten up.

      Also, apparently MS saw the list and made sure every item was addressed in VB.NET.

    7. Re:Flaws in Visual Basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, she, not he. (The article even says so.)

      Arrays in most programming languages are zero based. This should not come as a surprise to him. The fact that VBA lets you choose 1 based isn't exactly an awful thing.

      You missed the point. I don't think 0-based arrays are surprising her or that she has any problem with them. The problem is that VB allows you to choose at all, and this useless freedom can lead to inconsistency and confusion. It's much better for a language to choose one convention and stick to it.

  22. One good thing by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    At least the Office updates don't require a reboot. That makes things a bit easier for me.

    *slinks away to update co-workers machines*

    1. Re:One good thing by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      The VBA update does, if any program was using a VBA DLL at the time.

  23. woohoo! by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1, Funny

    for all my fellow IT guys (and girls).......PATCHERS, start your engines!!

    xao

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    xao
    http://TheHillforum.hopto.org
  24. Tell the virus writers what to exploit :-( by Solo-Malee · · Score: 0

    ...why don't ya! Maybe automatic use of MS Update is the only way to solve this problem. This morning I read about an exploit, this afternoon it seems there is some kind of 'Virus' released that exploits it. Now if MS hadn't told everyone of the exploit would it have been exploited by some script kiddie so quickly? Is MS good or bad for telling us so fast of so many critical problems, the way I see it, their talk of making automatic update compulsory could be a good thing, that way they can patch the vulnerabilities and then tell us about them afterwards. That must be better than telling all the script kiddies "Hey guys, here's a new way to screw windows users, how fast can you write something to take advantage of it then?". First prize -Infamny and a visit from the local FBI officials, Second prize...

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    "If it's lost, it'll turn up. Things always do" "I love it when a plan comes together"
  25. Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    [29 Aug 2003] DSA-375 node - buffer overflow, format string
    [26 Aug 2003] DSA-374 libpam-smb - buffer overflow
    [26 Aug 2003] DSA-344 unzip - directory traversal (new revision)
    [18 Aug 2003] DSA-364 man-db - buffer overflows, arbitrary command execution (new revision)
    [16 Aug 2003] DSA-373 autorespond - buffer overflow
    [16 Aug 2003] DSA-372 netris - buffer overflow
    [13 Aug 2003] DSA-358 linux-kernel-2.4.18 - several vulnerabilities (new revision)
    [11 Aug 2003] DSA-371 perl - cross-site scripting
    [09 Aug 2003] DSA-361 kdelibs, kdelibs-crypto - several vulnerabilities (new revision)
    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-370 pam-pgsql - format string
    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-369 zblast - buffer overflow
    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-368 xpcd - buffer overflow
    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-367 xtokkaetama - buffer overflow

    Stop calling the kettle black! Fix your own problems. This stuff wouldn't happen if Debian didn't use out of date software, as most of the flaws mentioned were fixed in the new versions!

    1. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by akiaki007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only one that *truely* affects Debian here is the kernel bugs. Everything else is software and shouldn't be considered that.

      The MS bugs pertain to the MS release software that directly affect the OS and the Office suite. And I would only really consider the VBA and the OS security bulletins here as being that important as that is what affects Windows. So that's 2.

      For debian we have 1. The rest are other software! If I wanted to talk about bugs with every piece of software being used in Windows, then let's do that. But clearly you're not.

      Stop comparing apples to oranges.

      --
      "Time is long and life is short, so begin to live while you still can." -EV
    2. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Stop calling the kettle black! Fix your own problems. This stuff wouldn't happen if Debian didn't use out of date software, as most of the flaws mentioned were fixed in the new versions!

      And I suppose new versions don't contain new bugs either? As long as fixes are backported in an orderly fashion, mature versions are more stable and with less bugs. If vunerabilities are found and fixed, but noone announces that old versions are vunerable, it's hardly Debian's fault...

      Kjella

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    3. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes linux and bsd and opensource software has bugs. But I did not pay $90,000 dollars to implement them at my work. However I did pay out that much for XP and adv server 2003.

      Thats not even counting what the cost of office XP was add another 60k to that and half of these where upgrades!! And dont even get me started on why in the world XP has to do VERY unsecure wireless bridge crud. oh oh any for the love of god must we have rpc services started on a client box? Is there not a better way? Oh and if you even want to use a windows box in any usefull manner you have to have admin privs. Hell I cant rember the last time I su- ed to root on my desktop.GRR now thats some usecure stuff.

      guess the point is how come windows costs so much when groups of people on the internet can
      create such wonderful software for nothing? Have quicker respose times to bugs, employ better security, and not charge for it? BTW I use almost every OS on the planet and have no favorite.

      for a laptop A ti book and OSX is king.
      for a secure utility server OpenBSD rules.
      Solaris for just crazy stuff.
      FreeBSD this linux that hit me with a wiffle ball bat!
      and sco for idiot stuff, that certian vendors should be shot for only using that bastard os to operate there hardware..

    4. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by DeathB · · Score: 1

      I'm not claiming Linux doesn't have any problems, but take a closer look how each of the vulns you just posted effects overall system security. I think you'd find that the only one which could be exploited in most systems is the kdelibs problem, if you were using Konquerer.

      I have to go back to August 1st to find a remote buffer overflow which effects a substantial portion of the Debian crowd. That would be the vulnerability in the X truetype font server. It runs as nobody, so not much can be done there either. Take a look at the Debian security advisories: for 2003. I think you'll find that the principles of least needed security level, and installing only what is asked for have served them well.

      Additionally, look at how many of the packages which have had problems are a part of the core operating system. If Microsoft also put out advisories for many of the common programs run on its operating systems, the list might run a bit longer.

      You also seem annoyed that all of these security updates need to be installed, but ignore the fact that you would have had to install many more of this number of upgrades to be running all current versions. Debian Stable is rock solid, but too boring for most of us.

      I keep my Linux, OSX, Solaris and Windows systems equally up to date on security patches so I have an equal lack of problems on all of them, but you're comparing a kettle to a.... 50 gallon lobster pot I guess.

      Adam

      --
      Would you do it for some scoobie crack?
    5. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by lamename · · Score: 0

      Buffer overflow in LinuxNode (node) 0.3.2 and earlier allows remote attackers to execute arbitrary code. Latest version 0.3.2.

      Buffer overflow in PAM SMB module (pam_smb) 1.1.6 and earlier, when authenticating to a remote service, allows remote attackers to execute arbitrary code. Affects Red Hat versions up to latest 9.0 release.

      Unzip bug affects all versions 5.5 and earlier. Latest version is 5.5 with an update to 5.51 planned.

      I haven't checked all these updates, but the first three apply even if you have the latest version. Did you actually check any of these, or are you just talking out your ass? If you want to verify that the Debian is more at risk than any other distro please provide some details, otherwise please shut the fuck up.

    6. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by blastedtokyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm...Office is _application software_

    7. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the NetBIOS problem isn't really part of the Windows kernel either. Sort of like having a bug in Samba.

    8. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      apples and oranges?

      Much as I'd like to reflexively jump into GLX defense with you, I must refrain from doing so.

      Debian is a distro, not a kernel. Debian problems involve problems with any packages that Deb, Ian, et. al. chosen to include in their distro.

      One of those packages is the Linux kernel. But it's not the only one.

      --
      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    9. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      If there is a SINGLE known security problem with an OS/application is a BIG deal, because it can be exploited.

      Talking about "I have fewer security problems than you" is like talking about penis size.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    10. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by ae · · Score: 1

      Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 woody contains 4579 packages for 11 different hardware architectures. Of these packages 0.3 % had security issues in August, some of which were not even remotely exploitable, and some of which were games, where the security implication is that you might be able to overwrite the high-scores of other players on the same system.

      If you want to compare the entire Debian distribution to closed source software, you should compare it not only to Windows and Office, but include thousands of other closed source software packages.

      Apples and oranges, indeed.

      --
      Blog Ho
    11. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Bishop923 · · Score: 1

      Given that Office (any many other MS products) deeply embeds itself into Windows, the distinction between App and OS is blurred.

    12. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      The only one that *truely* affects Debian here is the kernel bugs. Everything else is software and shouldn't be considered that.

      The MS bugs pertain to the MS release software that directly affect the OS and the Office suite. And I would only really consider the VBA and the OS security bulletins here as being that important as that is what affects Windows. So that's 2.


      Wait, so it's fair to count a bug in a seperately installed, non-required application (Office) as a bug in Windows, but it's not fair to count a bug in a utility packaged with the distribution, and even some that are damn near required to have a functional system (perl), as a bug in Debian?

      Would you like some tea with your double standards?

      --

      NO CARRIER
    13. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's some serious sophistry. Did you go to college to make such contorted arguments?

      Face it - Unix security, in general, is almost as horrible as Windows security. You don't see many Unix kernel security flaws - fine. You _also_ do't see many NT kernel or low-level flaws, it's always the crap sitting on top in both cases.

    14. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      You can install MsWindows without MsOffice. In this case, I believe (but am not sure) that the flaws in Office will not impact you.

      So in this case it is truly a flaw in the App, not in the OS.

      --
      McCartney fans pay bus tickets. [...] Lennon fans too, with discretion.
    15. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by eyeye · · Score: 1

      I thought vba was part of windows as part of the Windows Scripting Host.

      Yes this time it was a MS *application* but thats not normally the case, look at the effects from the last one. If you were running any modern windows installation then *bam* you were infected.

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      Bush and Blair ate my sig!
    16. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by ink · · Score: 1

      If Office is application software, why do we have to reboot after installing patches for it?

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      The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
    17. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quoth the grandparent poster:
      And I would only really consider the VBA and the OS security bulletins here as being that important as that is what affects Windows.

      He specifically left Office OUT of the comparison.

      Jesus fucking christ, that's three of you now. Pay attention before you go on with the Windows/Linux zealotry!
    18. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VBA is part of Windows, and you even quoted the part where he said he's not counting Office. Then you promptly went off on a rant about something he didn't even say.
      Double standards, indeed.

    19. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      It is at least a little Debian's fault for endorsing (by including in their distro) a version of software whose developers don't fix the bugs in.

    20. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are another fucking idiot. A number of these packages are the very latest version available, and still have warnings. Check SuSE, Red Hat and others and you find the same alerts. How many of these packages mentioned are so old that they are not included in patches from the developer? Please get your facts straight you ignorant troll.

    21. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You _also_ do't see many NT kernel or low-level flaws

      What are you talking about? They happen all the time.

      The Windows kernel has an especially bad track record given that it isn't monolithic to the extent of Linux or BSD kernels. It doesn't handle anywhere near as much functionality on its own, yet it still manages to rack up a lot of low-level problems... and that's just the ones that have been discovered/disclosed to the public.

    22. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. You pointed out one kernel flaw, and a bunch of other flaws pertaining to RPC, network services, etc...

      Then you go on to claim that (cough) Windows doesn't handle anywhere neare the functionality on its own?!?!

      In other words, you're confused. Taken as an OS in whole (as part of your argument does), Windows does _far_ _far_ more than Linux or BSD (think network, RPC, the _huge_ win32 API, file services, etc).

      Taken as a pure kernel, it doesn't do as much, but there is only one flaw you've referred to which is a pure kernel flaw.

    23. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All that functionality is within the windows kernel. What are you smoking?

    24. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      I'm smoking "truth". See, the windows "kernel", or the closest thing to it, is the HAL plus the kernel executive services. All that extra crap is part of the _OS_, yes, but not part of the kernel.

      So if you compare things, either compare the kernel proper to kernel proper, or OS (Windows) to OS (Debian, RedHat, etc...).

    25. Re:Latest Debian gnu/Linux seccurity warnings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're both idiots. The OSes are too different to compare like that. You can't compare kernels, because Linux's kernel encompasses far too much functionality compared to the Windows kernel, and you can't compare the OSes because Linux varies far too much in its tools and apps between distributions and installations.

      They're fucking operating systems, not religions.

  26. anti-piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an anti-piracy ploy by M$. I just tried to install the patch and it told me to find my installation disk and product key. Since when do you need that crap to install a patch?

    1. Re:anti-piracy by calethix · · Score: 1

      I've installed it on 3 computers (XP and 2K). None of them required an installation disk or product key.

    2. Re:anti-piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you can possibly make any generalizations about this. It is one of my biggest gripes about Windows since they went to a date-naming convention: I have personally installed 4 copies of Win2K here that:
      1. don't look the same on install
      2. don't have the same options when installing
      3. don't act the same on network setup after install
      4. have different options and wizards under things in the control panel.

      It would be perfectly believable to me that one version of win2k required original and sernum while another did not. It's no longer enough to know it's win2k, you need to know WHICH win2k.

      I don't know how XP is: my company has decided to avoid that OS altogether!

  27. Good! by brlancer · · Score: 1
    The flaws are there--nothing will change that. The more flaws that are found, published, and exploited will translate into people a) forcing M$ to leave fewer flaws or b) dropping M$.

    I don't happen to believe anything Microsoft does or says will reduce the number of bugs they produce; with that in mind, the only result is people dropping M$ products in favor of other, more reliable, software. I think exploits are good in the long run because it puts a spotlight on the flaws that were always there.

    Microsoft Windows. Ford Pinto. Any questions?

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  28. Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful



    What's the big deal here? Microsoft finds a flaw, issues the patches, get coverage from slashdot.

    Things that happen all the time with unix/linux OS and apps.

    Don't be mistaken, i ain't pro-Microsoft. I just think that slashdot is often bashing MS products for no reason. Their ideology is bad. The world domination plan is bad. But i'm tired of "hardcore" unix/C fanatics that dismisses .NET without any knowledge of it.

    Whining and moaning everytime they issue a security warning is just plain childish...oh wait this is slashdot

    1. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by akiaki007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I use .Net. And I won't dismiss it. But all the bugs are really annoying. Some seem small. For instance, you can't use customized MenuItems in a ContextMenu in a NotifyIcon. That's quite useful if you think about it. If you want a simple application that runs a lot of other programs and processes in your company, it would make sense to use a NotifyIcon application. But every menu (no images allowed here) looks exactly the same. It would be very helpful to have icons and colours. but you can't. This is just one bug. There are quite a few, even within the compilers.

      I'm not dismissing it completely, but .Net released by MS is still very much a beta. Even at the 1.1 level.

      --
      "Time is long and life is short, so begin to live while you still can." -EV
    2. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But i'm tired of "hardcore" unix/C fanatics that dismisses .NET without any knowledge of it."

      Nobody has bothered to explain what it is either ;-)

    3. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been using .NET. It's neat, and has a lot of cool features over VB6, ASP, and MFC, and yes, even Java. But as interesting as the technology is, why would anyone want to deal with a company that acts the way Microsoft does?

    4. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by Chris+Rathman · · Score: 1

      Why do you classify this behavior as a bug? Sounds more like a RFC. Just because you don't like the way it was designed doesn't means that it's a bug.

    5. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is so damn cool about .net? What possible advantage does it have over python and using xmlrpclib ? Oh I forgot it only works on windows, yea that makes it cool.

    6. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

      You might appreciate this site

    7. Re:Slashdot just loves MS security bulletins by pjrc · · Score: 1
      What's the big deal here?

      Execution of arbitrary code with comprehensive access on virtually all windows systems. That's what's the big deal here.

      Microsoft finds a flaw, issues the patches, get coverage from slashdot.

      As did the recent Sendmail advisory, the BIND (name server) bug, and an Apache bug (which wan't nearly as serious).

      It is a big deal when a "critical" problem is found in any software that's installed on a majority of systems.

      I just think that slashdot is often bashing MS products for no reason.

      Two factors are at work here....

      • Microsoft has a higher rate of "critical" bugs
      • Microsoft software is very widely deployed

      There has been slashdot "coverage" (applying the term loosly to fit slashdot's "editorial" style) of plenty of Linux/Unix based security problems.

  29. In Redmond Washington... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Redmond Washington, Deja vu gets you!

    Crazy enough though, it's true. Over and over.

    1. Re:In Redmond Washington... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah yeah, and I for one welcome our patch-whore overlords right? :)

  30. paraphrasing.... by naph · · Score: 2, Funny
    "For example, an attacker could read files on your computer or run programs on it. By installing this update, you can help protect your computer." - MS03-037

    read... "do whatever the fuck they want"

    heh.

    --
    "if i'd known it was harmless, i'd have killed it myself"
  31. Every bit helps by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I hope this wins some more business and government contracts for non-Windows based systems.

    Windows is ok for some applications. But this sort of thing (actually a whole month of bad security press) should jar a lot of decision makers to recognize that MS is not the ONLY REAL OS OUT THERE, as there marketing strategy has led all non-tech inclined business execs to beleive.

    The Truth will set you free.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
    1. Re:Every bit helps by term8or · · Score: 1

      MS isn't the only real OS out there... but it also isn't the total heap of [unsayable] that some people on slashdot seem to think.


      Yes, it does have security holes. And yes, microsoft does fix them when it can. Linux has security holes, and people fix them when they can.

      As for the people who keep on going on about languages: I program in C, Corba, VB, Pascal, perl, VB6, .Net, Delphi, C++ Shell Script, or ASP depending on what is best for the customer. I use the OS that is best for the particular task. There IS not true OS. There IS no true programming language, technique or methedology. Sheesh!

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    2. Re:Every bit helps by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      I hope this wins some more business and government contracts for non-Windows based systems.

      These developments will encourage IT directors to evaluate non-Windows systems, but successful migration will happen only if the non-Windows based systems take advantage of their current

      • relatively low deployment fraction and
      • relatively high sysadmin proficiency level
      to eliminate the bugs that, yes, do exist in them, too.

      Much of the big pain in Windows security vulnerabilities has to do with the mono-culture of their use.

      If Linux or MacOS were deployed on more than 90% of the machines, the vulnerabilities afflicting them would hurt more than they do now.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
  32. NetBios Problem: Affected Platforms by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Affected platforms include Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows NT 4.0 Server, and Windows Server 2003.

    Welcome to the family, WS2K3!

    1. Re:NetBios Problem: Affected Platforms by Accipiter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bah. WS2K3 was affected by that silly DirectX/MIDI vulnerability.

      Because, you know, servers need DirectX. Just like they need themes.

      --

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  33. New game ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get a couple of friends together.
    Each person throws in a buck.
    Each person guesses when the next security patch will be released by Microsoft.
    Wait for next patch (This will not take long).
    Winner takes all the money.
    Start over.

    1. Re:New game ... by Zey · · Score: 0
      Get a couple of friends together.
      Each person throws in a buck.
      Each person guesses when the next security patch will be released by Microsoft.
      Wait for next patch (This will not take long).
      Winner takes all the money.
      Start over.
      Too late! That concept has already patented by the US Ministry of Defence.

  34. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    He's right on the money!

    Slashdot rarely, if ever, publishes security holes in non-MS software, so I have to read about them somewhere else.

    What is Slashdot trying to hide?

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by calethix · · Score: 1

      "Slashdot rarely, if ever, publishes security holes in non-MS software, so I have to read about them somewhere else."

      That seems kind of silly doesn't it? I mean, assuming so many people on Slashdot use Linux, shouldn't Slashdot post Linux related security fixes?
      I really don't need Slashdot to find out about patches in Windows. Automatic Update always tells me about those long before Slashdot.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >this is because all the 14 year olds who think they're running a "secure" server on their DSL line arent.

      This, unfortunately, is too true and will get worse as Linux really moves into the desktop.

      How many people run applications/games with root? Sure its not suppose to happen, but it does because its just hard to figure out which drivers/files/directories need permissions changed and do it.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
  35. So Happy It's Thursday by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Good. Now it is officially Thursday - the latest security issues under Windows have been announced.

    Yet more for the
    Official
    So
    Happy
    It's
    Thursday

    movement.

  36. Again? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    Is it Thursday already?

  37. It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Osrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... but we should really be debating how we get this right on an OSS platform. If I put RedHat9 next to Windows Server 2003 I have significantly more updates to apply to my Linux box.

    This is a community of smart people, the race is on to figure out how to best solve this issue for our end users. Microsoft appears to be beating us by requiring far less updates to be applied than a randomly chosed Linux distro.

    We need to think about the process of distribution and application of these patches, if we can get that right then we get a larger percentage of the desktop.

    Today any undereducated end user who is judging security by the number of patches that jumps to a Linux distro because they've "heard" it is more secure will quickly be jumping back to Windows.

    1. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We run RedHat and Windows. There are far fewer patches required for the RedHat servers than the Windows boxes.

      Microsoft appears to be beating us by requiring far less updates to be applied than a randomly chosed Linux distro.


      On what planet.
    2. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know your absolutely right.

      Linux patching
      1) download patches
      2) apply patches
      3) restart services
      4) done

      Windows patching
      1) download patches
      2) apply patches
      3) restart computer and go to step 1

      holy crap, your right!!!! There are fewer steps to take when patching a windows machine.

    3. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by rzei · · Score: 1

      ... but we should really be debating how we get this right on an OSS platform. If I put RedHat9 next to Windows Server 2003 I have significantly more updates to apply to my Linux box.

      I think most of the people don't mind updates/patches, but when it comes to stopping all the services, closing all connections and rebooting and doing all that few times, it becomes annoying. I though only use LFS based system on desktop stuff, not running any servers, but IIRC and AFAIK a restart of server/service (only matter of seconds) is needed with Debian, Redhat and others.

      -rzei

    4. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft appears to be beating us by requiring far less updates to be applied than a randomly chosed Linux distro.

      This is a fallacy, as Windows is closed source. Microsoft will fix only those bugs that are either publicly disclosed, mandated by some court case, or, sometimes, actually found internally by their undersized QA staff. So, of course, Microsoft will appear to have fewer patches. Also, have you considered that the maintainers of your randomly-chosen Linux distribution are actually honest and believe offering a patch is better policy than offering none to save face?

      Open Source (open, transparent, honest)
      Microsoft (closed, opaque, lying assholes)

      Gee, who do we choose? Well, I guess we choose Microsoft, because they have fewer patches!

    5. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      I will agree, any given Linux distro will have many more patches than microsoft for a given period of time.

      This is because any given Linux distro distributes patches for 3rd-party F/OSS that comes with their distro. If Microsoft aggregated patches for AIM, Norton AV, blah blah blah, and every other 3rd-party app anyone used on their machine, you'd see a realistic comparison.

      The way to compare, in my opinion, is to compare GNU tools (the common set that everyone has) and Linux Kernel bug reports to Windows Update (Which is only "core" windows stuff, supposedly), and then compare OpenOffice/StarOffice bug reports with MS Office bug reports.

      Then maybe we'll see some meaningful ideas of who has more/worse bugs.

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    6. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Osrin · · Score: 1

      You're trying to get consumers to apply science to the way they think. It'll never happen. They will count patches, that's what the press is currently teaching them to do.

    7. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by bogie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "This is a community of smart people, the race is on to figure out how to best solve this issue for our end users. Microsoft appears to be beating us by requiring far less updates to be applied than a randomly chosed Linux distro."

      A) Linux and its associative apps are opensource so your going to find more security flaws due to the nature of opensource. This is a GOOD thing.
      B) The ratio of packages per "average" linux distro vs. say 2k server or 2k3 server is what? 15 to 1? So judging by that fact its surprising that Microsoft continues to have as many problems as they do. When comparing correctly there is no comparison, MS loses hands down.

      "... but we should really be debating how we get this right on an OSS platform. If I put RedHat9 next to Windows Server 2003 I have significantly more updates to apply to my Linux box."

      Any admin who actually knows how to use update and secure both linux and windows would say different. With Microsoft patches there is decent chance that the patch will not only not work and require a second patch, but also might hose your system. All those admins who get nailed by worms aren't just lazy. Many of them have been burned by MS patches and choose just not to use them.

      Let's also not forget about huge mega patch service packs that you have to use which are somehow ignored in your "count". Forgot about those huh? How many patches do these monsters hold? Hundreds? At a minimum. And of course nobody's system EVER gets hosed by service packs....

      How about those great new restrictive licensing terms which get forced down your throat just because you want to secure your box?

      Lastly even though 2k3 is better about it, I'll also enjoy not having to reboot my system for a simple patch. Don't you think average downtime should be added into the equation?

      I'll take Red Hat's or any other linux vendors patching system any day of the week thanks.

      --
      If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
    8. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      If I put RedHat9 next to Windows Server 2003 I have significantly more updates to apply to my Linux box.

      Linux != Red Hat
      Red Hat != Linux

      Red Hat == Linux(bastardized)+GNU(bastardized)+OSS(bastardize d_inc_kitchen_sink).

      Did you install default, BTW? Try installing minimal and then adding what you want. Better still, do the same, but with Debian.

      Or even better yet... OpenBSD...

      Features added and minor bugs squashed in the last 127 days of OpenBSD development.

      Worse, potential security and stability bugs found and squashed in that same time.

      1 remote exploit in the system as shipped, in the past SEVEN YEARS.

      Plus, the next remote exploit probably won't be capable of much, with all the extra security measures they've made lately with propolice, W^X, privilege separation, gradual elimination of setuid and setgid binaries, now that all kernels are propolice enabled, the modules will be too in 3.4.

      Oh, then there is the sheer beauty of pf!

      I actually thought for a while there, that within this 6 month dev cycle, we'd see no errata for OpenBSD. Maybe 3.4?

      Why not go and pre-order 3.4?

      --
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    9. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insert obligatory reference to Debian's apt get here.

    10. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The idea that millions of eyes are on the code in Open Source has long ago been proven to be a complete fallicy. Even though a few who haven't gotten the message yet continue to parrot it. Bugs are only fixed in Open Source via the same exact mechanisms as closed source.

      It has been my experience that Open Source has more bugs in it to start with. As a user and a developer, I run into these bugs far more often with O.S. code than I do closed. With very few exceptions, O.S. is written in a very poor development environment and all to frequently by people with very poor coding skills (read "skilz"). That is the true reason for it's extremely high patching rate.

      Once we realize this, we can make it better. But constantly denying it is just making things worse!

      Not to mention your completely transparent bias, indeed, even hate. That speaks to a completel lack of reasoning skills. Your opinion would be much easier to swallow if you ditched the diatribe and stopped parroting fallacies.

    11. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Mentorix · · Score: 1

      If I put RedHat9 next to Windows Server 2003 I have significantly more updates to apply to my Linux box.

      As I mentioned earlier, the amount of patches doesn't matter. Patches are here to stay and we can't avoid them. I don't really care what the public's perception is about the amount of patches, if we start taking that into consideration we'll get to MS's level of security soon enough. The amount of open source software you get with any single distribution is mind boggling, you simply can't go around telling everybody to wait with their patches until the holy trinity of say, suse, debian and redhat give the ok to incorporate all fixes in a single patch released every three months... That would be lunacy...

      As I see it patch management is already under control in the linux community, just take a look at how debian does that or even gentoo. It's already been figured out for years.

      There's only one way to look good in patch management, and that is making sure that the patches are authentic, not introducing new problems and actually fix the problem. The linux community does this by peer review, testing and hashes to ensure that everything is ok. MS is trying to do something with "trusted computing" which is all about doing the same thing but only at a much higher price. I can see MS having a bit of a PR problem there so there's no real need to worry about this whole thing now is there?

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    12. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by pmz · · Score: 1

      The idea that millions of eyes are on the code in Open Source has long ago been proven to be a complete fallicy.

      I didn't say this, so don't accuse me of parroting it. It is a fact that Open Source is transparent, and companies who sell it know it. They can't lie too much, because the odds of getting caught are pretty darn high when all their customers have the source code! It isn't a matter of "millions of eyes"; it's a matter of "all it takes is one eye." That is already infinitely more eyes than Microsoft's customers can offer (at least those not bound and gagged by NDA).

      Not to mention your completely transparent bias, indeed, even hate.

      I believe my bias against Microsoft is well-founded. If a person is to be judged by their actions, then Microsoft is right up there with heavenly people like Jim Bakker!

    13. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      I randomly chosed [sic] Debian. Once a week I run apt-get (actually dselect -- I'm strange). I don't pay attention to whether I'm adding new bells and whistles or adding bug fixes / security patches. I'm happy -- although I am beginning to wonder why I installed two versions of LISP...

      Point is: With one action I'm getting everything. New releases of apps, bug fixes for every app and utility, and security patches for everything but the kernel -- and I don't even have to shut down anything while I'm doing it. There's no way I can even get close to doing this in the MS world.

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    14. Re:It's funny to laugh at Microsoft... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > but we should really be debating how we get this right on an
      > OSS platform

      For starters we get ourselves a VHLL or three and stop writing
      everything in %$@! C and C++. There will still be bugs, of course.
      But I'm getting *really* tired of hearing about newly discovered
      buffer overruns; that Can't Happen to an application written in any
      decently modern language.

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  38. Rather than bashing MS... by astrashe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We should probably be trying to explain to everyone that it's necessary to actually install this stuff... IT people who don't are incompetent, and they will bear some of the blame for the next worm.

    1. Re:Rather than bashing MS... by Diabolical · · Score: 1

      One of the problems is that, with MS'track record for issuing bug ridden patches, it's not always advisable to immediatly patch your systems.

      Besides that, sometimes the patches are affecting applications which need to be tested before patching all systems.

  39. On Principle by redtail1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe Microsoft has started offering their developers $20 for each security fix...

    1. Re:On Principle by Xenius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, not even they have enough money to offer that. ;)

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      - Xenius
    2. Re:On Principle by spektr · · Score: 1

      Maybe Microsoft has started offering their developers $20 for each security fix...

      On the other hand, these are the same people who are developing the security holes in the first place.

      $$$ They get rich fast $$$

    3. Re:On Principle by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "Maybe Microsoft has started offering their developers $20 for each security fix..."

      Or $2.56 for anybody who finds a bug?

      Finally, an explanation of what the $60 billion is for

  40. Holy COW!!!! Hold the phones!!!! by mb12036 · · Score: 1

    At what point are M$ patches no longer news?

    Just wondering...

    There are patch releases all the time. We all know it's bad, M$ sucks...blah blah blah di blah...

    1. Re:Holy COW!!!! Hold the phones!!!! by supun · · Score: 1

      When people actually start to apply them.

      Now go, patch your system so I don't have rotate my /var/log/message every day due to your computer.

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      :w!
  41. and this is news? by edstromp · · Score: 1

    If a hippo was able to parallel park a car, that would be news. That would be stuff that matters. But if the hippo did it every week, is it still news? Does it still matter?

    1. Re:and this is news? by eaddict · · Score: 1

      If a hippo could drive then maybe This?

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  42. I've got a bridge to sell you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you've lived through the past few weeks and still decide to procrastinate on applying these patches.

  43. Reinvent the wheel? by div_2n · · Score: 1

    There does come a time when rewriting is easier and more practical than patching. For example when Linus rewrote USB drivers from scratch instead of trying to work with Inaky's driver.

    Microsoft SHOULD rewrite their entire OS. Did they do that with Longhorn? I seem to recall something about that. My memory seems to recall that is exactly what they did with IIS.

    There is little doubt they should start over on software such as Windows 98 instead of patching but since that is an old and soon to be retired product it doesn't make economical sense.

    In the F/OSS world it can be done at any time since there is no profit motivation. In the end, this is exactly why F/OSS is the way of the future for software and why companies such as SCO and Microsoft loathe and fear it. Don't like a piece of software or it is really buggy? Rewrite from scratch. Take five years to finish it if necessary because there are no stock holders screaming about it (Public distribution companies not included).

    1. Re:Reinvent the wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT was supposed to be the rewrite :D

  44. education and administration still the weak spot by *weasel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    your box is only as secure as the person administering it.

    and apparently, windows users, left to their own devices don't know, or don't care about keeping up to date on security patches.

    although, when enough of them are willing to just go ahead and doubleclick on any attachment from an unknown sender (msblast), these kinda exploits aren't really even necessary.

    all the tools for a secure windows box are already there.
    (though a security-patch-only windowsupdate flavor would be very helpful).

    --
    // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
  45. Will Anyone Notice? by mhlandrydotnet · · Score: 1
    We have all seen the back and forth blaming of Microsoft for creating flaws in so many of its applications and then the inevitable but they released a patch for it so it's not their fault discussions.

    I wonder, though, how many people will apply these patches. How many people even know they exist? Perhaps the blaster fiasco has made end users more aware of computer security? Somehow, I doubt that. Most of the end users I have had to deal with just want someone else to come and fix their problem (read: why does my computer keep rebooting?). So if there is no perceived problem there will be no fix.

    Personally, I think it is a problem that Microsoft has indirectly contributed to this problem by making Computers For The Masses. IMO, *NIX doesn't have such a large problem because its user base is much more aware.

    But when will Microsoft realize that their users don't care about security until its too late and if they do what will they do about it?

  46. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    *sigh* Why don't people get the plural of virus right? This is why babies cry.

    Because the Engligh language is dynamic?

    Keep saying virii guys, once it becomes the 'standard' way of saying viruses, no document (or group of Perl programmers crying) on Earth will change the fact that virii is plural for virus.

    Yes, I LOVE going against the grain. I equally love shoving 'proper' back in the face of zealots.

    --
    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  47. it's a good thing that microsoft by way2trivial · · Score: 3, Funny

    didn't make "our products will not kill customers and burn down buildings" one of it's "top priorities"

    think- where we would be then?

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  48. Re:Why Does Slashdot Care???!! by McWilde · · Score: 0

    Hey, what's up with that? I didn't know you got to change peoples words before making fun of them.
    Suddenly the possibilities for humorous retort are limitless.

    --
    Maybe
  49. OpenOffice by WarmBoota · · Score: 1

    This is why I hope OpenOffice never achieves perfect harmony with Microsoft Office.

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  50. Office Updates EXTREMELY Frustrating by syntap · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm in a mixed environment where we have some Dells that came with Small Business Edition (either SR1 or original), and other users who needed Access that we purchased Office 2000 Pro for. Because Microsoft requires the original CD, it really adds to the burden of updating because you have to figure out which friggin' disc to use on each individual station. If they would just let us run the damn patch without the CD verification it would be easier.

    Plus, their order of updates is fux0r3d. They have the spell checker update listed as more recent than SP2, but when I run it I get an error message that the update only runs on SP1 .

    It's bad enough to need so many patches, but there are many basic things like the above that Microsoft could easily improve.

    1. Re:Office Updates EXTREMELY Frustrating by superflippy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you have to figure out which friggin' disc to use on each individual station

      It's not just a difference between SBE and Pro. It turns out that all Pros are not created equal. The newer machines here were set up in two batches several months apart. All have Office XP Pro, but we discovered when trying to install the patch that the newer Office CDs are not the same as the older ones. Patches on the newer Office XP Pro require a file called PRORET.MSI on the CD, while the less new Office XP Pro needs a file named PRO.MSI on the CD.

      We figured this out after a frustrating attempt to patch my computer. A CD was in there, but the Office Updater didn't like it. It worked fine when we dug out the exact same CD that was originally used to install Office XP Pro on this computer.

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    2. Re:Office Updates EXTREMELY Frustrating by Koatdus · · Score: 1

      The "insert your cd " business _REALLY_ irks me. I inserted the cd and the reg number when I installed the stupid program. I should not have to do it again to install yet another fricken service patch!

      I just tried to install an office service patch on my wifes home pc from work. (thankyou vnc and ssh)

      So, I download the service pack and click install... first thing it wants is the reg number off of the cd. Now I will have to wait until tonight when I get home to put this patch in. Why does it need the reg number? This is a legal, legitimate copy of office that I purchased for several hundred dollars before I vowed to never ever give microsoft another penny of my money. I have already put the reg code in several times when I installed word, excel, etc.

      I deal with the same thing at work. I have a bunch of user PC's that have officexp installed on them. Guess what, I have to run around the building with the damned office cd whenever I want to install a service patch.

      I am tired of being treated like dirt, up yours microsoft!</VENT>

      --
      Every wrong attempt discarded is a step forward - T. Edison
    3. Re:Office Updates EXTREMELY Frustrating by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you tried using the office administration kit? It will allow you to make a scripted install that won't ask for CDs or any of that other annoying crap.

      All of Microsoft's installers and patches these days are MSI packages, which you can use several available tools to make "transform" files that skip all the screens, EULAs, next presses, and CD check crap.

      I believe the office administration kit is available for download from Microsoft's office website somewhere. I'll let a karma whore dig up the link...

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    4. Re:Office Updates EXTREMELY Frustrating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto to this. I made an admin install point for O2K. Later I tried to update it with all patches. That took about 2 days of disk grinding and I end up with a broken setup. My previously installed clients try to change something, look at the install point and say sorry, wrong version. They won't uninstall. A re-install works for some accounts and not others.

      I had an email from MS about hand un-installing office that I've had to do on a few systems. Takes a few hours.

      Not another dime to MS from here!

  51. Thanks for the update but... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...Windows Update already automatically downloaded and installed the patches last night on all my machines.

    And no, I didn't do a week of regression testting either.

  52. Re:Why Does Slashdot Care???!! by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

    Suddenly the possibilities for humorless retort are limitless.

    I'll have to agree with you there.

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  53. And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabilities by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...which definitely outnumbers five.

    Here comes the part where people's excuse is that it's a joint effort, unable to be pinpointed as a "Linux hole." What does that mean? Nobody gets blame because a lot of people contribute? A lot of people contribute to Microsoft as well. They're just behind the moniker of a company label.

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  54. time to set the clocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on about Oct 4th we should see a few viruses come out. won't be too bad since it will have to hit office apps, but it will still spread well and annoy MS SysAdmins

  55. T minus 3 days and counting... by Shishak · · Score: 1

    "Infector" "Go"
    "Scanner" "Go"
    "Spammer" "Go"
    "DDOS agent" Go"

    "All systems go, ready for virus launch..."

    10...9...8...

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    Now I hope and pray that I will But today I am still, just a bill
  56. slashdot... by mesach · · Score: 0, Troll

    News for Nerds. Stuff that matters, now reads

    Slashdot
    and the bashing bashers that bash them. An unfair and biased look at Microsoft.

    I'm not trying to troll, i'm trying to be funny, but I do suck at it.

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    1. Re:slashdot... by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      Some things deserve bashing.

      I happen to like bash. It's one of my favorite shells. So I don't think MS is even worthy of the term.

      Seriously though, it is fine to completely critique and rough up a company if they deserve it.

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      Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  57. Re:Finally! They're fixing the bugs by Chainsaw+Messiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just got a new pc with XP on it after a mb failed on old one last week. Decided to run windows update this morning. 30 "critical" updates, 11 xp updates and 3 driver updates. And this is a pc packaged in July.

  58. Lets hate microsoft because they won't employ us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hurr Micro$oft is nothing but bad and evil and bay they charge money and won't give their product away for free Bill Gates is the devil hurrr

  59. Honestly... by flamingnight · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...is anyone surprised?
    I'm not even sure this belongs on /. anymore. We know MS writes buggy and vulnerable software.
    Of course, MS isn't the only company to write such buggy software. But before anyone says a word about MS being bashed too much, let's remember that 95% statistic. When a company's software runs on approximately 95% of the world's computers, they have the moral responsibility to ensure its stability before they release it.
    We could always blame sysadmins for being too stupid to check for and install updates, but instead, why don't we just educate people on why they should run Windows Update every week (or sooner).
    I'd think billions of dollars in damages to the economy would be enough to get executives cracking the whip at their IT staff. Then again, I also thought Bush lost the election.

    1. Re:Honestly... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I also thought Bush lost the election.

      Really? I though America lost the election.

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    2. Re:Honestly... by pmz · · Score: 1

      Bush

      Would anyone notice if the President were replaced by a potted plant?

    3. Re:Honestly... by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      Flaws are impossible to avoid.

      Look at vehicles. Car makers have an even greater responsibility to make their product free of mistakes since every mistake could potentially cost lives. Yet cars are still recalled, tires still explode, and there are still lots of vehicles on the road that haven't had their known problems fixed. Just like computing.

      The problem is that once anything becomes sufficiently complex it is impossible for human beings to find all the problems in a reasonable amount of time. It's worse for things such as operating systems, and arguably vehicles, that are under constant development. The testing/problem finding becomes slower than the rate of development so that the problems begin to outpace the problem solving. This is exactly what has happened to Windows.

      There are many solutions that haven't really been used in software development but that will, I predict, become more important in the future. They are all basically a greater reliance on computers to find and stop problems. I'm not talking about a debugger, but more letting computers design more of the system itself. With unlimited patience and vast amounts of memory a computer can consider more uncommon possibilities and thus find more problems with unintended or obscure causes.

      A specific solution to security problems on computers is simple: stop using development tools that can allow low-level access to the system. This means C. C is a big security problem and these bugs aren't going to go away until higher level languages become much more common. This is Java, .Net, Python, etc. When was the last time a Java application had a bug that let you delete critical system files? When was the last time a Python program had a buffer overflow exploit available?

      Open source developers may be critical of the stuff Microsoft produces but that hasn't stopped them from developing their software with the exact same programming languages. Shouldn't it? Of course C won't be put to rest for a long time. And so major system flaws won't become uncommon for a long time either.

    4. Re:Honestly... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      In the company that I work for, it is each employee's responsibility to install patches that come down from IT. Failing to 1) keep up to date on all patches and 2) keep up to date on virus definitions are each grounds for immediate summary termination, including a free security escort to the door.

      They remotely check machines every week at random times...

      Sucks...

    5. Re:Honestly... by flamingnight · · Score: 1

      I agree that "flaws are impossible to avoid", but Microsoft should be held to higher standards when it comes to catching these flaws. Its user base is very large. Its products control a wide range of systems. Its products are very complex, but then again Microsoft is a large corporation. If they're so big on Trusted Computing, they should have no reason to allocate more resources to QA and bug testing. Of course, they'll never be able to catch everything. I don't think anyone could reasonably expect that. But if it's such a well-known fact that C "is a big security problem," wouldn't you think more time would be spent checking for specific things like buffer overflows, etc? Microsoft should be checking their current code against known bugs and exploits, to ensure the same thing doesn't happen again. And I'm sure the individual programmers are intelligent enough to notice variants of those problems.
      Nothing in the software industry will ever be perfect, but as it stands, things have a long way to go.

    6. Re:Honestly... by glenrm · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down, I mean come on this is not related to the MS Security thread at all is it? Slashdot is an interesting place loaded with massive double standard. MSFT has a moral responsibilty but Linux doesn't? A random Bush bash is not a Troll but a random Dean bash is? Huh? It just gets old... On the subject at hand MSFT security is getting better than under 95/98/Me...

    7. Re:Honestly... by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

      Heh, I can't imagine that many americans saw this but yesterday our prime minister (the Netherlands) visited the white-house and he managed to look like a bigger idiot than bush, even standing next to him. Quite an accomplishment if you ask me ;).

      P.S. yes, way offtopic here and I'm very ashamed and I promise that perhaps I'll never do it again :)

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    8. Re:Honestly... by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

      Even more, MS promises everybody that wants to buy their software that they will be able to use the Internet, email and more without any hassles.

      Then when a problem apears they turn around and say 'yes, well the patch has been out for months, if people don't use it it's their own fault'. Most home users won't even be aware of a problem, let alone a fix to it!

      If MS ran page-wide ads in all major newspapers and asked attention from other news-media to alert people that there is a problem with the software they're running. If MS let's them know there is an issue and a fix to it, and that if they can't figure it out they can call a toll-free hotline where, if they still can't figure it out, they can also order a free of charge cd to fix the problem.Then, and only then, I will stop blaming MS for the mess they keep making

      Nobody hates car manufacturers when a flaw is found because they do exactly these kind of things.

      I mislike MS because they can but won't!

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  60. Patches easy enough to apply?!? by DukeyToo · · Score: 1

    If you can find an Office CD! I seldom apply office patches, because I have to find the installation CD each time.

    To me this is an unacceptable barrier. "We can give you a patch, but please prove that you have the exact version of the CD that you used to install office originally". Arg, what BS!!!

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    1. Re:Patches easy enough to apply?!? by Rock+Ridge · · Score: 1

      How do the people who buy a PC with everything loaded by the hardware vendor fare? Do they have install CDs?

  61. New Microsoft Icon by redtail1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd love to see ol' Borg Bill wearing a black patch over his other eye...

    1. Re:New Microsoft Icon by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 0

      ol' Borg Bill wearing a black patch

      I think a piece of duct tape would be a little more fitting. :)

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  62. And I thought Reboot solved all MS problems? by CheeseEatingBulldog · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me I have to install patches? Since when does a reboot not solve all windows problems? I feel cheated...and dirty..two key words when using windows.

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  63. Who should I bill for this? by yiantsbro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Alright, the OS patches are one thing--I can automatically have our machines update if I wish. The office updates, however, require access to the installation media. As we have a volume license agreement and our individual users to not have copies of the media, I will have to have a tech personally visit each of our 500 or so machines to put in the CD and load the patches--or ignore this "critical" fix and hope for the best. I wish I had the option of forcing an different office application solution but in an academic environment it is difficult at best. Something like this really lays the foundations for class-action.

    1. Re:Who should I bill for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps something like this lays the foundations for hiring a MCSE to administer group policies correctly, so you don't have to wander around 500 machines with a CD.

      Don't complain about any OS if you don't have the skills and knowledge to administer it.

    2. Re:Who should I bill for this? by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      X-fucking-xactly asshole--who do I bill for that? I happen to hold my MCSE (3.5, 4.0, and 2K) and am quite fucking adept at administering them. Enforcing group policies within an academic research area is not like playing in the corporate world. This was not a specific OS complaint (dickhead) it was a reliability complaint.

  64. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by hype7 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here comes the part where people's excuse is that it's a joint effort, unable to be pinpointed as a "Linux hole." What does that mean? Nobody gets blame because a lot of people contribute? A lot of people contribute to Microsoft as well. They're just behind the moniker of a company label.


    Rather than excuse Linux, I think the people hate these MS warnings most of all because MS-users, unlike most Linux users, don't patch their systems. What normally ensues within a couple of weeks of the vulnerabilities is some exploit wreaks absolute havoc with the internet.

    If MS gets the patch out the door, and everyone installs it before some script-kiddie can exploit it, then who really cares? It's a pain downloading all the patches, but that would be the extent of the problem.

    Instead, the horde of zombies kills the internet. We've only just recovered from the last attack.

    -- james
  65. out of hand by yatesatron · · Score: 1

    While the thought of bad press for Microsoft makes me pretty damn giddy, this is turning into a nightmare for M$ as well as for Large Companies who must be wondering exactly what they are paying for. M$ needs to seriously sort out the people who work on this stuff in the first place, and get off the "we are M$, what else could you possibly want?" high horse.

  66. How Does This Affect Home Users Without the CD? by Mad+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From personal experience, patches for MS Office require the user to have the CD available.

    In the corporate environment, this usually isn't a problem (except for the different flavors of Office we have floating around: MS Office Professional, MS Office Premium, MS Office Academic version, OEM non-retail version, etc. make it a pain).

    However, home users may have MS Word and MS Excel pre-installed on their systems from the store. But they don't have the Office CD itself.

    How can they apply the necessary MS Office patches and service packs?

    1. Re:How Does This Affect Home Users Without the CD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Write the manufacturer or retailer to get the recovery CD. If they charged you for the software you must get the CD/DVD.

    2. Re:How Does This Affect Home Users Without the CD? by westlake · · Score: 1

      can't say about other "store-bought" PCs
      but my Dell arrived with the Office CDs and an Office Service Pack CD
      patches have never been a problem

  67. Re::what % of Linux is patches? by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    None and however long it takes for someone to think a Gnu/Linux made of nothing but patches would be cool.

    And, hopefully get it right this time! And not get sued by SCO

    Ahem... SCO sued IBM not Linux (There is no entity called Linux that SCO can sue).
    If IBM can't avoid being sued by SCO nobody can. (And in one interview Darl McBride said he believed SCO code could be found in ALL major operating systems and planned to sue everybody).

    However so far the SCO clames are basicly "Linux has.. CODE and so dose SCO Unix... They stold that from us"

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  68. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good troll, but try coming back with an analysis of the actual severity of the holes.

    I better hurry to run off and patch a hole in some obscure OSS app I don't have installed as opposed to the constant REMOTE ROOT EXPLOITS in the core Microsoft OS.

  69. 2 bugs not 5 by inteller · · Score: 2, Informative

    you fanboys blow this all out of proportion. It is 2 bugs with one that happens to effect 4 products. The reason they list sperate announcements for each product is because some people don't have them all installed but still need it for the one app you use.

    1. Re:2 bugs not 5 by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I wish I still had some mod points to mod the parent up. He's absolutely right. It is not necessary to have all 4 components of office installed. You can buy Excel, Word, Powerpoint, or whatever, separately as standalone products. In the interest of fairness, it's not appropriate to go bashing "5" bugs when in reality there are only two.

  70. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quick quiz, hot shot Troll: Here are the first 5 vulnerabilities from that list:

    atari800, gallery, eroaster, mindi, phpwebsite,

    Now, how many of those are "linux" (i.e. the linux kernel, shell and important utilities.) None.

    How many are remotely exploitable? None.

    Given the user base of those 5 obscure programs, how many would *you* rate as critical?

  71. Oh? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Guess you've never subscribed to Red Hat's errata updates, have you? I don't even want to bother reinstalling 9 because I know I'll get a HUGE list...

    Debian has more than 10 updates listed just for August alone, almost all buffer-overflows.

    Anyone want me to go on? Because I could. Remember the filesystem-corrupting kernel "turkey" release? Heck, 2.4.x was riddled with problems its entire run. But that doesn't matter when we've got hatred to burn on Microsoft, right? Sigh.

    NEWS FLASH--Companies issue patches for their software. The more used the software is, the more possible holes will be found to be patched. The more updated it will be. Why is it so surprising that something with 95+ marketshare is going to be given patches? Wouldn't be...I don't know...a good thing in people's eyes?

    Here comes the ranting Linux fanboy to tell me I'm wrong, and that everything Microsoft does is wrong. Sigh.

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    1. Re:Oh? by weave · · Score: 1
      Yeah, good point of course. I just wish Microsoft had easier methods of deploying patches. RHN works like a champ and handles OS, all apps and packages, and works for everything from bug fixes to security patches. I can pull up a simple web page and see status of all my boxes and apply errata to all, a subset, whatever, or subdivide boxes and delegate responsibility to department admins.

      We run a SUS server for deploying hotfixes, which is nice, but doesn't permit per-machine control, config, and status like RHN. It also only works for OS critical updates, not "recommended updates." Then there's the Office issue. Doesn't work for that either.

      Patching Ofifce at the desktop is a royal PITA. :-(

      p.s. to be fair, RHN is a paid per-machine service while windows update and SUS are free (well, bundled into the cost of the OS). I just wish Microsoft would come out with a similar service and capability. Patch management is a mess in their world.

    2. Re:Oh? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I don't even want to bother reinstalling 9 because I know I'll get a HUGE list...

      The list is shorter than the XP patch needed on a fresh install. Additionally the RHAT list updates all the software on your system whereas MS only updates the MS things you got going.

      The other problem with MS releasing a new patch every other day is that you always have to reboot. Why in the hell do I need to reboot to fix a vba scripting error? The only time I ever need to reboot my linux boxes is when a kernel security patch comes out.

      From your posts it is clear that you have never even seen the inside of an enterprise. Where servers are used 24/7 and rebooting at the whim of MS is just unacceptable. We used to be able to schedule a time to reboot, but now with windows exploits coming out at such a high rate we have been trying to patch and reboot ASAP. Rebooting == lost productivity == lost profit.

      So tell me again how people who push linux are just linux fanboys.

    3. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyone want me to go on? Because I could. Remember the filesystem-corrupting kernel "turkey" release? Heck, 2.4.x was riddled with problems its entire run. But that doesn't matter when we've got hatred to burn on Microsoft, right? Sigh.

      [snip]

      Here comes the ranting Linux fanboy to tell me I'm wrong, and that everything Microsoft does is wrong. Sigh.

      It must be hard to type with the back of your hand nailed to your forehead.

    4. Re:Oh? by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, it doesn't. RedHat up2date can only update things you have installed as RPM's (thus appearing in the RPM database), and only reports those that are in RedHat's Official RPM Collection. I don't know if it's possible to add other RPM sources as you can with Debian's apt/dpkg functions.

      If you have something you installed with the ./configure;make;make test;make install, you are on your own to update it as needed unless it has it's own built-in update functionality.

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    5. Re:Oh? by Bardwick · · Score: 1

      www.netcraft.com Apache holds > 60% market share for web servers, while MS holds around 25. By your logic, Apache would be attacked more than IIS?

    6. Re:Oh? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The list is shorter than the XP patch needed on a fresh install.

      No, it's not. XP is shipped slipstreamed with service packs.

      The other problem with MS releasing a new patch every other day is that you always have to reboot.

      No, you don't always have to reboot, and they don't release a patch every other day.

      Why in the hell do I need to reboot to fix a vba scripting error?

      You don't. That's an Office patch. Next.

      From your posts it is clear that you have never even seen the inside of an enterprise.

      Heck, just in the past year I administered an old IBM mainframe and network that updated bank accounts and ATMs for the greater area.

      Where servers are used 24/7 and rebooting at the whim of MS is just unacceptable. We used to be able to schedule a time to reboot, but now with windows exploits coming out at such a high rate we have been trying to patch and reboot ASAP. Rebooting == lost productivity == lost profit.

      You're right. 10 minutes to reboot is a hassle, especially when you're dumb admin doesn't schedule it at midnight or on a non-working day.

      So tell me again how people who push linux are just linux fanboys.

      I didn't say people who push Linux are fanboys. Though, I will say the large percentage of them are, and the community as a whole is based entirely on reactive hatred for Microsoft, so they ignore how unusable or insecure their software may be because it's "not M$." It's a huge problem holding everything back.

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    7. Re:Oh? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yes. Most are running on BSD, though in the month of August, Linux websites had more security break-ins than Windows server. Look it up sometime.

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    8. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, wasn't the parent comments about a FUCKING FRESH INSTALL? And beyond that point..... Well, duh.

    9. Re:Oh? by Mentorix · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is getting really old really fast...

      For one thing I don't care how many patches my OS needs. Patches won't just go away, rather they seem to be an integral part of *any* OS there is. And the thing is, most Linux (or *bsd) user and admins are all perfectly aware of that fact.

      I just want to be sure the patch is on time, that it works, doesn't fuck something else up and doesn't introduce new vulnerabilities. Frankly I dont think MS can really guarantee any of the above.

      Debian has more than 10 updates listed just for August alone, almost all buffer-overflows.
      And how many of these were in the kernel? Please understand that debian releases much more code and software than microsoft does with their OS and personally I'm not to worried about a buffer overflow in something obscure that I have never even thought about installing. And even then there's always the simple solution of running apt-get which fixes all your patch problems like magic...

      Anyone want me to go on? Because I could. Remember the filesystem-corrupting kernel "turkey" release? Heck, 2.4.x was riddled with problems its entire run. But that doesn't matter when we've got hatred to burn on Microsoft, right? Sigh.
      Ok, so 2.4.x wasn't the best, but to say it was all bad would be complete nonsense. Why do you seem to be trying very hard to over-generalize? Of course there are people posting anti-ms things but it's not like the whole story thread is littered with those posts... this is slashdot what do you expect?

      I got problems with MS, sure, but I fixed that problem by simply not using it and it has been working out pretty good for the last 5 years or so. You don't see me trolling slashdot about it...
      (wait, I just did?)



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    10. Re:Oh? by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

      >Heck, 2.4.x was riddled with problems its entire run.

      Must have been the SCO code.

    11. Re:Oh? by festers · · Score: 1

      Oh, just stop trolling. I'm sure you can grasp the concept that Microsoft only patches MS software and comparing it to Linux is pointless. It's time to move on...

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    12. Re:Oh? by eyeye · · Score: 1
      you missed out the most significant thing.

      Additionally the RHAT list updates all the software on your system whereas MS only updates the MS things you got going.


      Miss it out by accident? Or is in because you are in MS fanboy mode.

      When you started posting I thought you were humorous but now I think you are a subtle troll.
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    13. Re:Oh? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      No, you don't always have to reboot, and they don't release a patch every other day.

      It just made me reboot my workstation after applying these patches. Each of which was a critical apply right now patch. The vba patch per se may not make you reboot, but the majority of MS patches do require a reboot. The MS fix for most OS issues is simply to reboot. Are you aware that IIS only reads the system enviroment variables once at system startup? Yep, add something to the path that you want IIS to access and you have to reboot. No amount of stopping and starting IIS will fix it. How can anyone run an enterprise on a system like that?

      10 minutes to reboot is a hassle, especially when you're dumb admin doesn't schedule it at midnight or on a non-working day.

      10 minutes of reboot is a huge hassle when the system(s) in question run a 24/7 operation. I would love to wait and apply a "critical" patch on a holiday, but waiting for a holiday is no longer an option with MS stuff. The problem is that I really can't wait for the scheduled reboots anymore b/c if I wait to apply a critical patch and during that time it gets exploited it becomes my fault.

      Heck, just in the past year I administered an old IBM mainframe and network that updated bank accounts and ATMs for the greater area.

      How often did that mainframe require a reboot?

    14. Re:Oh? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      You have a point. Any extra software I install will be left up to me to keep up to date. This is how it works with any system though, and unless we want to allow a pretty intrusive system scan by some 3rd party it is probably how it is going to continue to work.

      With that said the RH9 system I am using installs with a pretty complete set of tools that it continues to keep up to date for you.

    15. Re:Oh? by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost every Windows vuln article I see this argument. And very time it gets refuted. Yes the Windows troll just will not go away.

      Debian distrobutes how many thousands of different packages? I don't remember, but it was over 2,000.
      Now then, how mnay different packages does MS make? 200-250. 5 out of 250 MS pacakges. 10 out of more than 2,000 Debian packages. Now Debian doesn't sound so bad, does it?


      On top of that, most of the Debian security vulnerabilities are theoretical or requite access to the machine to use the exploit. Hardly as big of a threat as MS vulnerabilities.

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    16. Re:Oh? by __past__ · · Score: 1
      Additionally the RHAT list updates all the software on your system whereas MS only updates the MS things you got going.
      In other words, both offer patches for all the software you paid them for.
    17. Re:Oh? by spongman · · Score: 1

      eh? SUS integrates with active directory and active directory allows group policy objects on individual machines, or groups of machines. Patching office is easy, just push the .msi out through AD.

    18. Re:Oh? by weave · · Score: 1
      according to the office resource kit, you can only push office updates via a GPO if you originally deployed the app through a GPO.

      Deploying large apps through a GPO has proved unworkable for us because of impatient users waiting forever for that logon to install and physically power cycling the machine to "fix it" before its deployed (amongst other things).

    19. Re:Oh? by lsdino · · Score: 1

      You have a point. Any extra software I install will be left up to me to keep up to date. This is how it works with any system though, and unless we want to allow a pretty intrusive system scan by some 3rd party it is probably how it is going to continue to work.

      I don't think this is true. chainsaw1 mentioned Debian, and it explicitly does enable this capability without an "intrusive system scan by some 3rd party".

      All it takes is a standard format and a central package management utility that can be pointed at multiple sources for updates. Debian's implementation is a text file that points to multiple servers, and the sys admin can update it to point at their servers of choice. Debian then builds the package database from all the available servers, and allows you to select upgrades (or pretty much performs auto upgrades) from the available packages. I believe the only information sent to the third party (other than typical TCP/IP info) is the packages you want.

      I don't know how secure the distributor->distrubutee channel is (I could imagine many possible implementation pitfalls), but the dpkg & apt are certainly not instrusive.

  72. This looks really bad... by blchrist · · Score: 1
    Security Bulletin Tech Details

    In the case where Microsoft Word is being used as the HTML e-mail editor for Microsoft Outlook, this document could be an e-mail, however the user would need to reply to, or forward the mail message in order for the vulnerability to be exploited.

    From reading the security bulletin, if you use Word as your email editor and you reply/forward a message with this bug in the html, you could get infected. How long before someone silently embeds this in every outgoing email message? If someone exploits this, it could be REALLY bad.

  73. Re:Why Does Slashdot Care???!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'm thinking the Church of Linux should arrange marriages between young members that our wise leaders see as compatible in their faith. The ministers of local Linux User Groups could fulfill this important societal function by discreetly pairing members as they see fit. On a global level, the mating of Linux User Group leaders would be arranged by higher-level luminaries such as Eric S. Raymond and Larry Wall. I believe this would be a very important development for the Linux community. I shall start a sourceforge project ASAP, and bring this up in my local LUG. Details will follow as soon as we figure them out. --jon

  74. Thank you MS by harvey_peterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you Microsoft, for keeping all of us Techical Support people employed. Without you, the other half of slashdot would be unemployed.

  75. Wow, not ONE of them was for Linux by finkployd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps comparing all the security vulnerabilities for all software that could possibly run on Windows to this list would be SLIGHTLY more fair.

    As it stands now you are comparing all open source applications to the Windows Oerating System.

    So good job on attempting to call the Slashdot community on hyprocracy, unfortunatly you seem to be very confused about what Linux is and unable to make a valid comparison.

    Finkployd

    1. Re:Wow, not ONE of them was for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Okay, I know were not supposed to do this (and that's why I'm positing AC), but this one really nettles me.

      The word is "hypocrisy," not "hypocracy" or even "hyprocracy."

      The ending "-cracy" means "government of or by." The prefix "hypo" means "less, under, or below." So hypocracy would be government by the less. We might well live in a hypocracy, but the word that means "posing as one thing while being another" is "hypocrisy."

      From merriam-webster online:

      Etymology: Middle English ypocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, from Greek hypokrisis act of playing a part on the stage, hypocrisy, from hypokrinesthai to answer, act on the stage, from hypo- + krinein to decide.


      Phew. I feel better now.
    2. Re:Wow, not ONE of them was for Linux by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Well, in my case I really meant hypocracy. I was refering to a government of hippos :)

      Seriously, thanks for for the language tip, I've been mispelling that for a while I guess.

      Finkployd

    3. Re:Wow, not ONE of them was for Linux by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Comparing all the applications that come with a Linux distribution to all the applications that come with a Windows distribution seems fair, especially when those apps are included in many popular distros. If you want to compare kernels, what was the last vulnerability in the Windows NT kernel?

    4. Re:Wow, not ONE of them was for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what was the last vulnerability in the Windows NT kernel?

      Which service pack did you install last?

  76. Oh come on by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why must we have a discussion on every single MS update? This is like posting a major news announcement at every virus that comes around. Set up critical updates to download & install when you are ready, set up anti-virus to auto-update, and move on with the important things that we as a community of intelligent computer users can benefit from. It's not news if MS already discovered it, researched it, wrote a patch, tested it, and released the patch.

    In other news: Elvis Presley is still dead and the teddy bear icon virus still runs rampant.

    If we must post security advisories do it for a *nix platform where critical updates aren't automatically applied and mission critical apps are in danger of being compromised.

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  77. Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were Multiple Linux Kernel 2.4 Vulnerabilities recently reported. Yet I didn't notice a front page article from Slashdot concerning that.

    Here's an idea, editors: try to at least to pretend to be unbiased. I'm sure you still can get your ad-revenue boosting comment circlejerks even with a bit of balanced reporting thrown in.

  78. Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by gosand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just thought of something - what do companies like Dell do? They just sell the stock OS on their systems, right? Everyone always complains that people don't patch their systems, but what if you buy a new machine from Dell? I am sure people don't think "oh man, I have a new system, I need to go out and figure out which patches to install". They fire it up and go. Should OEMs be required to sell systems that are up to date on the OS patches?

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  79. Pattern by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or does Microsoft seem to be embracing their security flaws and the patches that go with them? Are they actually trying to scare people into upgrading?

  80. Stuff that matters? by scottganyo · · Score: 0, Troll

    I mean, seriously, does anyone on Slashdot still use Windows?

    Scott

  81. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by ichimunki · · Score: 1

    No. This is the part where one of us mentions that Linux is available free of charge and that one rightfully should expect more from a multi-billion dollar company which charges hundreds of dollars for their software.

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  82. This is the origin of the apache servers name... by evil_one666 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    http://www.apache.org/history/timeline.html

    Brian Behlendorf started collecting patches to be applied to the last version of NCSA. The initial versions of Apache are available primarily as a series of patches. Hence, initially, the name Apache, as it was "a patchy server". At least, so the legend goes.
  83. Good good by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Nothing new here...
    It's good that Microsoft is STARTING to take this sereously.
    Let's hope it stays that way.

    Patching Windows is probably one of the better features of the system. Microsoft can patch over the entire operating system if they wanted.

    But Microsoft has not taken the problem sereously in so long a time it's going to take a while before Microsoft can find all the decade old bugs.

    Microsoft didn't take industry complaints about Dos sereously when they made Windows.
    Microsoft didn't take security sereously when they made the "Bug free" Windows 95 leaving the system with a sereous back door left open.

    Microsoft didn't take security sereously when they produced Windows NT not fully implementing the password encription technology found in Unix systems.

    Now that they take Linux sereously they take security sereously.

    Ahem... About freaking time guys.

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  84. BIOS Fix by tds67 · · Score: 1
    And how long until the entire operating system, and all the Microsoft applications, are all just patches?

    Maybe us I.T. people are the real patches. We keep Micro$oft in business by rebooting the PCs that their patches run on.

  85. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We've only just recovered from the last attack.

    I'm glad you can say that. Our network at work is still up and down regularly from all the traffic spewing out of Blaster infected game consoles....

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  86. MS not finding the holes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Important to note that most holes not found by Microsoft.
    After trustworthy computing, one might expect to see an increase in the number of security patches, given the increase in developer time searching for them. Take a look at the credits for these patches. Not one attributed to MS internal security audit team.

  87. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Informative

    "...which definitely outnumbers five."

    If you use 5 different distros, and some fairly unusual apps, then gee, I guess you're right.

    You should change to your handle to Overly Simplistic Guy.

  88. as far as i can remember... by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

    as far back as i've been reading slashdot, and even further since i've read old stories-slashdot was pretty anti-ms. About the time Rob got more than just his good friends to read it. Actually, doesn't he mention that he hated win95 and thats why he switched to linux? I don't know...but saying "[slashdot] used to be a cool technology site that posted some great stories, but now [it's an evil ms-bashing site]..." is pretty silly, dontcha think? It's always been ms-bashing...maybe because it's always funny to bash something that has been extremely frustrating to you. A little therapy, ya know?

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  89. Requiring a CD = bad idea by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I develop lots of VBA stuff for our office. But all of our installation disks are 75 miles away at the main office. I have an Office XP Upgrade disk that was used on older here, but my full-blown Dell-installed Office XP won't accept it. So how am I supposed to patch this *critical* bug *immediately*?

  90. I hope their insertion operator for Add/Remove... by CatOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Software is O(1).

    Because I have like 357 hotfixes in that list now.

    Damn, it's going to take me about 5 minutes to scroll down to uninstall any software that starts with a "Y" or "Z" :-P

  91. Microsoft Patches by pmz · · Score: 1


    A person I know had their computer get totally fucked up after a recent round of Windows Update for Windows XP. Random hangs, wierd audio snags, sponaneous reboots, you name it.

  92. I feel a sequel coming on by CatOne · · Score: 1

    "How To Make a Software Quilt."

  93. Re:Yes, there is a reason by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    yet ignore that Linux application vulnerabilities are announced almost every day. But, they say, this is MICROSOFT! It's somehow DIFFERENT!
    Yes, it is different. All those Microsoft flaws are in products written and tested by Microsoft themselves.

    MS does not patch flaws in "Photoshop for Windows", or "CorelDraw for Windows" or Quicken, or Win32 Mozilla, or any number of the millions of Windows shareware apps. Unless you start counting those vulnerabilities as "MS vulnerabilities" you're not comparing like with like.

    All those Linux application flaws are in products (usually obscure ones) written by companies other than Linux distribution vendors. They package them with they're distros because they can, and they promulgate the patchs (also written elsewhere) because its good practice.

    Yes, I know. IHBT. IHL.
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  94. And Office Update process is broken. by Angostura · · Score: 5, Insightful
    a couple of points on this.

    While I've just about managed to educate friends and familly about the need to run Windows Update, WU does not in itself warn of critical security issues - you have to remember to visit Office Update manually... and who is going to do that? No one, in my experience.

    but it gets better - The Office Security updates require you to insert the original CD. This seems a mighty strange move, and not terribly useful for me since the CD is several thousand miles away locked up in a cupboard on the other side of the Atlantic.

    Can anyone explain the warped logic here? I could understand it if the new patches enabled new functionality? but these are security patches.

    1. Re:And Office Update process is broken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Can anyone explain the warped logic here?

      Yes, it's very simple: Microsoft is more concerned about piracy than they are about your security!

    2. Re:And Office Update process is broken. by Zarquil · · Score: 1

      You know, I like to consider myself more-or-less with it and on top of patches.

      "...you have to remember to visit Office Update manually..."

      Office Update? Oh crap.. There goes my afternoon. Let me grab my CD and I'll start patching this afternoon. A slightly acerbic thank you for telling me what I should have already known.

      Now if *I* didn't know about this - what hope does my dad have?

    3. Re:And Office Update process is broken. by archen · · Score: 1

      In case you're curious, the offical reason cited by MS is that they need the CD to verify the integrity of the installation.

      Whether we all believe that or not... that's another story.

    4. Re:And Office Update process is broken. by andrewski · · Score: 1

      It's obviously to deny any fixes to warez Office. You were colateral damage.

    5. Re:And Office Update process is broken. by Val314 · · Score: 1

      the new "Windows"Update V5 (Beta starts soon) has support for Office, Exchange and SQL Server too

      http://www.neowin.net/comments.php?id=13414&catego ry=main

  95. Re:Finally! They're fixing the bugs by pmz · · Score: 1

    50 of these a week

    Actually, given that Windows and Office together are probably over 100 million lines of code, you should really expect thousands of patches per week to think Microsoft is serious. At a few thousand patches per week, they will probably have everything covered after a few years.

  96. Obligatory Dilbert quote... by quacking+duck · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Woo-hoo! I'm gonna write me a new minivan this afternoon!"

  97. QOTD is sooo appropriate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I looked at this thread, the Quote Of The Day was:

    Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.

    How appropriate!

  98. How appropriate... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway." -- cute slashdotty quote found on the bottom of this story.

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  99. Correction. by lysium · · Score: 1
    just go ahead and doubleclick on any attachment from an unknown sender (msblast) -snip-

    Blaster was a worm, and thus spread through user inaction, not action. SoBig is the attachment virus you are thinking of. Might want to "keep up to date" on all those viruses yourself. ;)

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  100. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Informative
    Remember the last webdav vulnerability for Microsoft/IIS?
    • Black hats knew about the vulnerability before Microsoft
    • Widespread attacks come some days after Microsoft finally get know of it, but don't releases any advise of the danger because they had no patch ready, so it took final users by surprise.
    With linux at least you could have the warning even before the patch (like one of the latest apache vulnerabilities) so you can take measures before the patch is ready/tested/approved/signed/whatever.
  101. Face it, Linux is popular enough. by Shivetya · · Score: 0, Troll

    First, why don't you do the work and prove that the vulnerabilities are dangerous or otherwise. Granted the off the cuff remark you threw back would gain karma on Slashdot.

    However, the truth is, there is no public declaration of Linux vulnerabilities when found. We don't see much about those discovered because Linux still isn't that popular.

    If Linux popularity does approach the levels needed to be noticed by the good virus writers who will take resposibility for notifying the public that they need a particular patch. Who will accept accountability for the problem? Worse, who is going to go through the myraid choices we have in releases and providers?

    Its a constant that MS will get ridiculed here for telling people about issues, let alone when one occurs. Yet these same people have not one whit about what to do when it comes to Linux.

    It isn't the readers here who are the problem, nor is the same true for Microsoft. Its all those people out there using the product who don't take the time to be informed.

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    1. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by gmack · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's funny.. last time there were security vulns I read about them on 3 different news sites and I didn't have to do a thing because my system updated itself.

      It is the distro's job to make sure you are protected when a new exploit is discovered just as it's Microsoft's job when the problem is in windows. Also, if you think anyone accepts accountability for the problem in windows land you may want to read through the EULA again because it sure isn't MS.

      Linux distros get bashed just as much over this and some of us actually avoid the distros with overly bad security records.

      You also need to keep in mind that there is less downtime involved when upgrading Linux systems. My Linux servers are all fully upgraded but have not been shutdown in months. Window? 4 patches 3 reboots.. yuck

    2. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      However, the truth is, there is no public declaration of Linux vulnerabilities when found. We don't see much about those discovered because Linux still isn't that popular.


      A couple interesting things have happened over the years with the general media. First, IT technology is showing up as an issue more and more often as it now touches more and more lives (or at least, people seem more interested in it). Microsoft vulnerabilities are being reported more often as it affects the desktops of more and more people. And popular media are now properly reporting these vulnerabilities as Microsoft vulnerabilities - not simply a "computer virus".

      Sure - we're not hearing about the latest Linux vulnerability outside the most hard-core tech press. Even the Slappper worm didn't gain CNN's attention. But then again - it didn't do much damage.

      That's not to say the latest *nix vulnerability is not publically known. There are plenty of specialized sources to find this information. Open to the public - virus writer or not.

      The difference here is that *nix worms have fairly short runs. Their target systems tend to be fairly well managed and updated quick enough that whatever fertile ground exists for these things quickly dries up.

      For one reason or another, things are different in the Windows world.


      If Linux popularity does approach the levels needed to be noticed by the good virus writers who will take resposibility for notifying the public that they need a particular patch. Who will accept accountability for the problem? Worse, who is going to go through the myraid choices we have in releases and providers?


      There have been Linux worms. They've made their runs and lived out their short lives. The community (both commercial and volunteer) reacted. Those who deal with the particular bit of vulnerable software issued patches (which in turn are issued as part of various distro updates). Appropriate notifications were made. Admins / users did their updates. All this has been done before.

      What makes you think the next one will be any different?

      One side comment - it is rare that a bit of malware is ever considered "good". Virus writers tend to be ridiculed for their code quality. And the worms or viruses themselves are rarely doing anything particularly amazing or new.

      These problems are less about "good virus writers" and more about bad software ecology.
    3. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Window? 4 patches 3 reboots.. yuck

      Erm - that would be four patches - one reboot.

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    4. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by nmos · · Score: 1, Informative

      Window? 4 patches 3 reboots.. yuck

      Erm - that would be four patches - one reboot.


      No, many Windows updates require that you reboot before installing any other update.

    5. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1

      Only service packs, directx and .net runtimes need to be installed separately in Windows XP.

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    6. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      No, many Windows updates require that you reboot before installing any other update.

      No, that's incorrect as well. Two critical updates do need to be loade seperately. The first one is the Service Pack, and the second one is for IE.

      Three or Four voluntary ones do - but I disagree with the Eula and DRM on WMP 9 so I refuse to load it. The rest can be loaded en masse on the machine if you wish with one reboot. At least for win2k and XP (loaded an XP box for the Girlfriend to surf with and patched my win2k last weekend since the laptop hadn't been used in months).

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    7. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by neverbeeninariot · · Score: 1
      Window? 4 patches 3 reboots.. yuck

      -------
      set myPath="c:\security\patches\ms\sept\week_1"
      c:\>%myPath%\Q827101_w2k_presp4.exe -z -m
      c:\>%myPath%\Q827102_w2k_presp4.exe -z -m
      c:\>%myPath%\Q827103_w2k_presp4.exe -z -m
      c:\>%myPath%\Q827104_w2k_presp4.exe -z -m
      c:\>%myPath%\Q827105_w2k_presp4.exe -z -m
      c:\>%myPath%\qchain.exe
      -------
      z == no reboot
      m == quiet mode

      and only one reboot at the end.........*cough*

      nbiar

    8. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      No, many Windows updates require that you reboot before installing any other update.

      Only if you don't use QChain. All of the XP and 2000 hotfixes from the last nine months incorporate its functionality, but it's handy for the older ones and for NT 4 machines.

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    9. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by nmos · · Score: 1

      And the IE cumulitive(sp) update at least. Last week I had an XP laptop that needed 40-80MB of updates, at least 3 reboots and a bunch of searching the manufacturers web site for an updated audio driver since the current one didn't work with SP1. That's about a million times more work than updating a Debian box of similar age.

    10. Re:Face it, Linux is popular enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like it takes a HUGE ammount of time to reboot. Plus you have 3 patches that require you to reboot, those are kinda far apart on the release timeline so you wouldn't always be doing those back to back if you kept up to date.

  102. Re:Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by pmz · · Score: 1

    Should OEMs be required to sell systems that are up to date on the OS patches?

    No, because that would be a configuration management and helpdesk nightmare (not that it isn't already). I would hope that Dell tries to ship something that at least will boot the first time. With patches, who knows?

    Fact: Windows Update is not perfect and Microsoft's patches are not perfect. So, Dell would have to find a way to validate each system after every patch, so at least they know what they are dealing with. Of cource, Dell chose to resell Microsoft software, so perhaps they just don't give a damn.

  103. Re:education and administration still the weak spo by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    all the tools for a secure windows box are already there

    Oh, really? So, if I want to remove Internet Explorer because it's such a buggy, hole-ridden program tied right to the OS, Microsoft has a tool for me to do that? So, if I don't want to install the RPC service on my W2k box at home, I can do that during the installation? So, if I want to forgoe Explorer because I don't need pretty point and click interfaces, I can do that?

    You've got it backwards. Unlike well-designed systems, Microsoft DOESN'T provide you with the tools to make the box secure. That's one of the biggest problems - you have to rely on their "one-a-day" pills to make the box secure, and even then, it's not secure, it's just you filling one of many holes in the dam.

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  104. Criticality of this is horribly underrated by benploni · · Score: 4, Informative

    Criticality of this is horribly underrated by Microsoft.

    This is critically important for all Windows MS Office users - "the user must open the attachment" is no protection because most users open attachments to see what they are.

    If the infected Word Perfect document is given a .DOC extension, Word will be invoked directly when the user double-clicks the attachment. Word will automatically recognize and convert the document, and run the hostile code with no further opportunity for the user to stop the virus.

    The vulnerability could also be exploited through a web page, and the user would get no chance to say "No" if ActiveX is enabled.

  105. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by pirhana · · Score: 2, Informative

    People criticize mircosoft not because that more vulnerabilities are reported on that platform but because of their approach to the entire issue. Even though microsoft releases patches/fixes for the vulnerablities, sysadmin cant install them with confidence as they are notorius for breaking existing applications and softwares. Then comes the rebooting issue. For almost every pathes, you need to reboot the machine, which is not the case with linux ( except kernel pathces). All these make it extremely difficult to patch the MS systems REGULARLY AND FAST . People cant afford to have extensive test, install, reboot ...blah blah on server systems. This is the reason why even networks like that of BMW get infected by MS worms and exploits. On the other hand in linux , even though there are almost equal number of vulnerabilities , the fast and easy managment of patch system makes it possible for everyone to keep updated and secured.

  106. Headline: by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1, Funny

    MICROSOFT ADMITS SOMETHIN ELSE IS WRONG

    In todays news Microsoft has been forced to admit their operating system suck yet again! Microsoft engineer Billy Joe Bob is quoted sayin "Welp we done found yet anouther bug in the werks and we are gunna just fix this right up fer ya".

    Users are asked to visit Microsoft's site where they will be able to get an update. Users will only be required to tell Microsfot what's on their hard drive and why they have a dual boot setup with an unidentifiable operating system. Users will also have to agree to love Microsoft through the next three upgrade cycles.

  107. Article Sc0re: -1 Incomplete by Goody · · Score: 1

    This article posting is missing a snide comment about Microsoft or how the patch is a Linux CD installation disk.

    I thought Tuesday was bash Microsoft day ??!!??

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  108. It's the Users Fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when is one of the people who were arguing that it's the USERS fault for not patching gonna step up and tell me how to get those patch down in a reasonable amount of time over my 28.8 dial up connection?

    Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

  109. This isn't news... Office is a root kit... by Mongoose · · Score: 2, Interesting


    1. Open word
    2. ALT+F11
    3. Key in Shell "cmd.exe", VB_Normal_Focus
    3. F5

    This simple example runs a shell, but you can guess what happens when you can load a kernel debugger or alternative win32 shell and have system access.

    This isn't shocking and I've seen everyone try to remove the DOS subsystem, rename net.exe and disable and even remove cmd.exe/command.com by using filesystem tricks and depending on windows lame application's handling of these tricks.

    Basicly you can't secure a Windows machine in public use -- btw if you have acess to the usb port and a jump drive you can get in without a keyboard and send viri/spam/etc from someone else's machine.

    Window's Office VBA system and IE are the ultimate root kit imho.

    1. Re:This isn't news... Office is a root kit... by Kevinb · · Score: 2, Informative
      1. Open word
      2. ALT+F11
      3. Key in Shell "cmd.exe", VB_Normal_Focus
      3. F5

      This simple example runs a shell, but you can guess what happens when you can load a kernel debugger or alternative win32 shell and have system access.

      So what? I can use the ! command in Emacs and other programs to accomplish the same thing on any Unix-based system.

      Office runs at whatever privilege level you currently have on the machine. If you already have permissions to debug the kernel or do other administrative tasks, you can just as easily do so by going to Start -> Run. If you don't have these permissions, Office isn't going to magically give them to you.

    2. Re:This isn't news... Office is a root kit... by Mongoose · · Score: 1

      My point is that Office runs at System level always, and even if it didn't you can escolate it fairly easy. Trust me -- you just don't know how big a hole VBA is... You think IE is safe? =)

  110. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't know that Linus decided to integrate sendmail, php, LinuxNode, an Amateur Packet Radio Node program, perl, up2date (Red Hat), pam_smb, vmware, horde MTA, gdm, Mindi, eroaster, Gallery, and atari800 into the offical Linux kernal. Is this the new Mega Supersized Linux Macrokernal?

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  111. Bubble gum and string. by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

    The correct terms of art are bubble gum and string. These are what you hold a kludge together with.

    You use bubble gum to plug a hole, and string to hold together pieces which are falling apart. Eventually, you get an OS like Windows; which is nothing but buble gum and string.

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  112. Still no patch for the other DCOM vulnerability by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that there still isn't any patch for this DCOM issue. So far, only a DoS exploit for Windows 2000 has been posted, but how can you be sure that no further, more severe attacks are possible?

    1. Re:Still no patch for the other DCOM vulnerability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, you have to trsut Microsoft. You DO trust Microsoft, don't you?

  113. red alert on Road Runner for MS.. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While they show the date to be yesterdays date, the status is still red and active. Road runner is choked up right now because of MS problems.
    Email is just about non-flowing.

    I talked to my son at college last night and the entire dorm is dead stopped because there are 150 pc's (excluding his Linux box) that are virused 6 ways to sunday and have brought the school system to a halt. He can't use the internet because of the MS machines bringing it down.

    Now THAT's sad. With 150 machines in his dorm it's turned into a virus P2P network. The viruses propogate so rapidly because they are protect by the univeristy firewall from the outside world but there is no internal protection against *anything*....

    The people that run networks, like schools and businesses need to manage their systems better. This stuff is not funny anymore and it's already gone was past the prank stage.

    It's time for some extremely severe prison terms. No more wrist slapping.

    Status Red
    9/2/2003 7:24 AM
    9/3/2003 6:02 PM
    ALL Areas.
    Road Runner subscribers in all areas could experience slow browsing and/or packet loss when accessing Microsoft sites and services. This could include microsoft.com, windowsupdate.com, msn.com, msnbc.com, hotmail.com, vicinity.com, the Messenger service and any Microsoft websites and services at this time. Our Engineers are working to get these issues resolved as quickly as possible. Thank you for your patience.

  114. Have to contact MS for Office 97 patches? by birk_man · · Score: 2, Informative

    A quick look at MS03-036 and MS03-035 shows that patches are readily downloadable for Office 2000 and newer. They say there is a fix for Office97 but it looks like you need to contact MS support to get it.
    Does MS realize how many of us are still using Office 97?
    Anyone know of a place to download the Office 97 patches for these?

    1. Re:Have to contact MS for Office 97 patches? by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1
      Does MS realize how many of us are still using Office 97?

      Yes, and they want you to stop it.

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  115. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by frekio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you look a bit more closely at those "linux" security holes, then you notice that they are programs such as "eroaster" and "Atari800" that have the vulnerabilities. These are simply programs that can be installed on the systems that may be in the Gentoo portage for example, or FreeBSD ports system or a RedHat package.

    The only "Linux" software you can really blame, is the kernel, besides that if a distribution has a hole in a default install that is a big issue. Otherwise, if the user installs software that has a hole you can't really blame linux for it. Microsoft wrote and distributes all the softwares which had the holes listed in this story, so they can be held accountable (unlike Linux in your story).

    On that page at 9AM PDT there are ZERO bugs which fall into the category of serious issues that are Linux / *nix or Linux Distribution's fault. They are all stand alone software that have vulns.

    If they listed every software on the windows platform which had vulnerabilities the MS list would be massively enhanced also. They aren't audited as much as unix programs because a lot less of them are open source... so the bugs are just sitting there, unfixed.

    Another FUD bites the dust....

  116. need to use BOTH update sites by rakerman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a note that in order to be fully covered for MS patches, you have to use BOTH Windows Update and Office Update.

    The Windows Update service (automatic or manual) will not detect or install Office patches.

  117. It was a Unix system that failed in the blackout by oldwarrior · · Score: 0

    according to a former employee, so microsoft comes out with another string of patches. GE-Harris Unix based custom system failed to provide usable alerts (just reams of annoying everyday warnings that operators ignore). TRS (Transient Recording System). Biggest and costliest Software F.U. in history. Guess I'll go patch my Office software.

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  118. Re:It was a Unix system that failed in the blackou by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    "It was a Unix system that failed in the blackout"

    Um, wouldn't have EVERYTHING failed in the BLACKOUT??

    BTW, "UNIX"(R) sucks. It's freaking ancient and it just sucks. No one can seriously depend on it anymore, not for mission critical issues.

    Besides, you get what you ask for for using a SCO product.. (Had to get that in!)

  119. Re:Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by gosand · · Score: 1
    No, because that would be a configuration management and helpdesk nightmare (not that it isn't already). I would hope that Dell tries to ship something that at least will boot the first time. With patches, who knows?


    Exactly. Then they should be required to offer systems with no OS (without having to pay the OEM fees to MS either). It is irresponsible to ship systems with known, documented vulnerabilities. If they aren't willing to provide a patched system, they should be required to provide a blank system. I don't care what headaches it causes them, unpatched systems cause all of us headaches.

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  120. Re:Yes, there is a reason by Daengbo · · Score: 1
    I cannot be the only one who tires of your constant trolling of this subject. If your logic were good, it would be fine: I would say that you were misguided. But you obviously have been effectively argued against many times, without a change in your tactics. This implies that either:
    1. You have no sense of logical argument, or
    2. You are trolling.
    I go for the second, because you have found a way to get modded up and spur useless discussion in every story that I have read over the last week, saying exactly the same thing every time.
    Next time you post this drivel, make it worth my time to read and make a list of remotely exploitable bugs (or some severity that you may choose yourself) that are in a normal desktop/server (your choice) install of Redhat (or, again, any other distribution, preferably a common one) and compare this to a comparably loaded Windows machine. To blindly post a link to a security website where the information cannot be, in any realistic sense, compared to Windows is lazy, and to do it repeatedly over the course of a week is repulsive and trollish.
    Otherwise, I may have to start allowing myself to moderate just so that I can blast your stupid posts to -1.
    Stop trolling and start contributing to the discussion, please.
    Dan
  121. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Look at my sig and see all the REMOTE CODE EXECUTION vulnerabilities. I'm not surprised you were modded up.

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    "Sufferin' succotash."
  122. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by mosha · · Score: 1

    Small correction: Those 5 new security problems are not remote root exploits. They are about opening a document (proactive user action) which can cause buffer overflow.
    Still very serious. However, as we saw with SoBig, one doesn't need to exploit buffer overflows to run arbitrary code on the machine of the user who opens any email attachment.

  123. Re:Oh? - test better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the more software is used, the more possible holes will be found to be patched. That's why companies/teams serious about releasing unbuggy software stress the heck out of it *before* they release it to customers rather than relying on customers to be the major portion of their Test effort.

  124. Re:Why Does Slashdot Care???!! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    thats why the mormon religon is the way to go. A women can't get into 'heaven' unless invited there by her husband. So if she displeases him here on earth, she don't get in.
    I am saddend that women still get treated like this, and that they put up with it.

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  125. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    Our network at work is still up and down

    Like a whore's nightie? :-)

    Joking aside, I heard my wife (a militant non-geek, but who has been quite content with the Linux system I set up for her) saying "Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah" to one of her friends who got bitten by the bug last week. I thought this was sort of amusing, since she is usually the first to roll her eyes if anybody evangelises for any OS...

  126. Re:Funny... not... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    You don't know anything about Linux do you??

    1. People that use Linux stay on top and keep things patched and up to date.

    2. Look at the versions of Linux listed, most of them are OLDER versions. We've moved on past those versions.

    3. It's just not a big problem. Linux is much harder to comprimise. Script kiddies can hack Windows real easy, it takes no brains, just a mouse.

    Linux takes BRAINS to hack, which script kiddies don't have..

    Sorry, no soap for you..

  127. Perfect timing by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    I came across this article last week. Sounds like this is just was being waited for, hypothetically speaking). article

  128. DHS by Rock+Ridge · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't DHS ("Department of Homeland Security") do something? Like require MS to ship products that are secure out-of-the-box. Then MS could make support money telling people that need (want?) to run insecure software how to do it.

    They (DHS) worry about terrorists taking down the net, but don't seem to realize that the work of crackers and spammers is just as much a threat. It certainly consumes the resources of ISPs, not to mention all the lost time (money) of individual and business users.

    -Rock

  129. Comparing Red Hat updates to MS.. by saintjab · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure this will get modded down, or ignored by the moderators all together, as off topic; but I feel it's a good camparison. I have two, relatively similar, workstations. One running Red Hat 9 and the other WinXP. I use RH Up2Date on the Linux bawx and Windows Update on the XP machine religiously. The observation that I have made are pretty amazing. Microsoft releases roughly 4 patches for every 1 that RH releases. The RH packages, other than kernel updates, do not require any reboots; where most of the MS ones do. I've not had a single occurrance of an adverse effect on my Linux machine from any patches, where I have had a miriad of issues with the XP/Office updates (insert CD, permissions issues, BSODs, etc). I'm not at all trying to scream the virtues of Linux and downplay MS, but there are real issues. Not to even mention never having adware, spyware, etc. installed on my RH machine without my knowledge. I'm extremely carefull with all of my machines and I stilled managed to get some IE search bar added to my browser. I removed it quickly with Spybot search and destroy, but it still happened. I think MS needs to take a step back from the cash register and seriously evealuate their tactics and practice where desktops are conncered. That is, if they ever want their update service to be even close to as effective as RH. But thats just my two cents and I'm sure there are a line of people out there to tell me I'm wrong and/or full of crap; but these are real world observations from someone who is completely OS neutral. ..jab

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    1. Re:Comparing Red Hat updates to MS.. by sheldon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft releases roughly 4 patches for every 1 that RH releases.

      I believe you mistyped because the facts say Redhat issues about 4 patches for every one that Microsoft releases.

      I first noticed this myself last year after having installed Redhat 8.0 and subscribed to the redhat network and witnessed the slew of emails I began receiving warning me to run up2date.

      But thats just my two cents and I'm sure there are a line of people out there to tell me I'm wrong and/or full of crap; but these are real world observations from someone who is completely OS neutral.

      I'm not interested in getting into any sort of philosophical debate or say you are wrong or anything. You have your perception, but the facts clearly don't support your anecdotal evidence.

      http://www.redhat.com/apps/support/errata/

      In fact if you look out at Redhat 9 you'll see there was a Apache vulnerability patched just today.

    2. Re:Comparing Red Hat updates to MS.. by saintjab · · Score: 1

      If you read my post you'll see I'm talking about desktops; which usualy don't run apps like Apache. I'm also not sure what that link has to do with our discussion. I'm not trying to start an email war here but where did you get that first fact. I've way more updates on my XP machine than on my Linux machine; but again I'm talking desktops. There may well be more updates for server type application produced by Linux, but I wasn't comparing those. ..jab

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  130. Kitchensinkware by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Why am I not surprised to find lots of ways to hack a system in a kitchen sink software package. If you think Word is bad, you ought to take a look at Access and Excel...

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    -- $G
  131. Dark Force Rising by Walrus99 · · Score: 0

    Oh well another day as Mac administrator for my office. Wonder what's going on, lets see whats on Slashdot. Oh another computer worm that only affects Windows machines, ho hum, well our Mac Mail doesn't run scripts so no problem there. Hmm another MS security update, yawn, got all the Macs here running software update, nothing for me to do here. Well, I guess I'll go back to reading "Star Wars: Dark Force Rising", ho hum ....

  132. Clippy's Here to help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi! I see you're writing a pro-Microsoft Astro-Troll. Would you like to:

    1.) Show us how these Linux vulneriblities are as bad as these MS vulnerablities.

    2.) Show us how to run these Linux vulnerabilities remotely.

    3.) Fuck off & Die.

    4.) Do nothing.

  133. blame microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay I see a lot of Microsoft apologists saying that "all software has bugs", "Linux has problems too", "dumb admins need to keep their machines up to date".. etc...

    Let's see:

    Linux written by volunteers and small companies.

    Windows written by a company with tens of billions in the bank.

    Linux used mostly on servers and installed by educated admins.

    Windows used by everyone from grandma to the CEO.

    Linux on a small percentage of servers.

    Windows on 96% of machines (or whatever the figure is). Windows used in ATMs, in medical equipment, by the government, etc., etc. The Microsoft antitrust ruling was typed out on a Windows machine.

    And given their resources, their cash, the number of frickin' PhD's on the payroll, and the fact that the entire world economy depends on Windows crap OS (yes even us folks who use Mac/BSD/Linux are still affected indirectly) .. you gotta ask yourself .. is "similar to Linux" in terms of security problems the BEST they can do?

    They have a huge responsibility, and they have chosen not to meet it. Why? Is it so that the government will pass software quality laws that will place a huge burden on Free software, thus weakining it or killing it off?

    Or is it because people have their heads in the sand and refuse to acknowledge that Microsoft is not worth the time and money any more. That's probably it. People are sitting there constantly patching their Windows boxes and not realizing that, hey, maybe there are alternatives. Microsoft has you all by the nuts.

    Why are you guys making excuses for Microsoft? Microsoft's products should be the most secure on the planet given their resources and abilities.

    I used to think, hey, all computers have problems, but after using software like qmail and OpenBSD, I realized, Microsoft is doing about 1% of what they could do. Even just closing ports and making email attachments not be executable would solve a lot of problems. They need to make their software more secure.

    Instead they come up with Palladium or whatever it's called now, a gigantic complex scheme to solve this problem (and a lot of other imaginary "problems" too). Can't they try some simple stuff first?

    So don't apologize for Microsoft, don't say "well, if Linux was everywhere we'd have the same problems" .. the problem today, right now, is Microsoft. The constant flood of pings to my machine are coming from microsoft machines. The viruses are coming from microsoft machines. When is it going to stop??

    1. Re:blame microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows used in ATMs, in medical equipment, by the government, etc., etc. The Microsoft antitrust ruling was typed out on a Windows machine.


      Bullshit. ATMs run OS/2.

      Bank of American runs OS/2 in all its banks.

      Traveler's Insurance runs OS/2.

      The FBI runs OS/2.

    2. Re:blame microsoft! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey!
      Patching Windows is *GOOD* (as in doubleplus) for the economy!

      Just think of all the computer techs "steppin & fetchin" right now patching up all the M$ boxes around the world. Right now they are busier than Santa's elves on Christmas eve.

      All that overtime is boosting the enconomy man!
      And as they drive around, they spread the wealth, from spending those big, fat paychecks on upgrading to Windows XP! And as they drive around patching systems, the stop and spend a dollar or two at McD's, a bag of Cheetos, a soda, you name it.

      Yep, patching Windows definatly is a BIG BOOST to the economy and it's a good Homeland Defense exercise.

  134. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by apdt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The point is that all the vulnerabilities in the list on the page you linked to (with the exception of sendmail) are fairly obscure "3rd party" apps.

    If a vulnerability was found in some obscure windows ftp server that you got off tucows for example, you wouldn't list that as a windows vulnerability would you?

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  135. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This entire flamefest is based on 5 Microsoft Office bugs, so what's your point?

    Also, just looking at the RedHat list: up2date, pam_smb, nfs_util, XFree86, xinetd, glibc -- these are core "operating system" components. Calling them "stand alone" is bullshit. Oh, and there's also four Linux kernel patches in the last 3 months too.

  136. Sweet quote from Seattle News by w42w42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A nice quote from KOMO, a station in Seattle (next door to Redmond for those that are unfamiliar with the area).

    SEATTLE - Those of you using Mac OS or Linux can relax this time, but those using MS Office on Windows, take note: Microsoft has issued some more security alerts.
  137. Re:Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by pmz · · Score: 1

    Then they should be required to offer systems with no OS (without having to pay the OEM fees to MS either).

    The ideal solution would be OEMs that can sell blank systems without fearing Microsoft. Microsoft is essentially an organized criminal organization, now, it seems.

  138. Minneapolis references on /. by revividus · · Score: 1
    Wow, Minneapolis references on /.

    Shouldn't this be in the TCLUG mailing list instead? :-)

    1. Re:Minneapolis references on /. by preric · · Score: 1

      Um, Deja Vu is a very standard name for strip clubs.

    2. Re:Minneapolis references on /. by revividus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Oops, my bad.

      Is there some sort of ANSI standard-Strip-club-naming-convention that I'm not aware of?

    3. Re:Minneapolis references on /. by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Yes yes there is.

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    4. Re:Minneapolis references on /. by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Yes. They have to sound respectable enough that they could be a normal bar or restaurant, but just lurid enough that your average horny male has no doubt it's a strip club.

      Good examples that come to mind are Sidewinders and the Dragon in Laughlin, OK, The Main Attraction in Oceanside, CA, and Good Guys and The Camelot Club in DC (you can tell where I've been stationed, can't you? Sadly, 29 Palms never had a good strip club, and it above all bases needs one).

      There are a few examples that shy more towards the respectable side of naming, eg, The Crystal City Restaurant or Amy's (even calling it "Amie's" would have made it more ANSI-compliant). Oddly enough, the clubs that venture towards the less-respectable names are often not strip clubs at all, just Hooters knock-offs. Go figure.

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    5. Re:Minneapolis references on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Deja Vu is a chain. We used to call it "the McDonalds of strip clubs", because it uses the same idea: no matter what city you are in, it's pretty much the same club...

  139. Re:Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Then they should be required to offer systems with no OS (without having to pay the OEM fees to MS either).

    They already do.

    See also:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/08/14/136244 &mode=thread&tid=109.

    Where've you been?

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  140. New Microsoft strategy. by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Newsbrief (Redmond):... A bold, new plan by the company formerly known as Microsoft has taken place. In an attempt to calm growing fears about the lack of security with Microsoft products, Microsoft has decided to rename itself to.....Linnux!. This is a dual strategy aimed at improving Microsofts own image while at the same time through FUD, will decrease the publics perception of Linux a a more secure platform.....

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  141. SUS, etc (Re:Snapshot Viewer affected?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been patching our department's ~75 systems by hand (cheap student labor). But now I want something to automate it.

    I looked at SUS a while back, but then I saw it was based on IIS. I drew a line in the sand 2 years back (no new MS apps) and have pretty much stuck with it. So I'm looking for something else.

    Hmmm, and as someone else posted, SUS doesn't work for Office updates.

  142. Macs too by Canyon+Rat · · Score: 1

    It may be just coincidence by MS released an updater for the Mac version of Office yesterday. It's available here.

    The description reads: "This update addresses several stability issues with PowerPoint(R), Excel, and Visual Basic for Applications for Officev.X."

  143. launch codes by moojin · · Score: 1

    i like this part -

    "Last and, according to Microsoft, of least significance is a hole in NetBIOS that a hacker could use to view information on a Windows PC or server. At worst, Toulouse says, a hacker might see "fragmented and random" data in system memory."

    so an individual who exploited this hole on a government computer could potentially see:

    alsdfakshflkahsd LAUNCH CODES 1234567890 liasdflashfkkh

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  144. And no fix for Office 97. Time to switch to OO... by Thag · · Score: 1

    Bug fixes are only supplied for Office 2000 and 2003 on Windows.

    I've been running Office 97 at home.

    I'm NOT paying $200 to upgrade from Office 97 to Office 2000 when Office 2000 doesn't fix ANY of the major bugs in 97 (and there ARE major bugs).

    Time to switch to Open Office. At least I know it will read in my Word and Excel docs acceptably well.

    Anyone know how the automatic numbering system in OO is supposed to work?

    Jon Acheson

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  145. echo echo echo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  146. Many hours will be lost patching Word. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Insightful


    To patch the security vulnerabilities in Microsoft Word, you have to 1) download the patch, 2) find the original Word CD and put it in the CD drive, 3) run the patch, 4) wait while a lot of processing is done with the CD, and 5) put the CD away again. It seems to me that, since this was a patch for a severe security vulnerability, Microsoft could have skipped the time-consuming 2, 4, and 5 steps. Think how many total hours will be lost throughout the world by users or computer professionals whose time is extremely valuable. The TCO just went up.

    1. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Informative

      The MSI installer used for Word is indeed terribly slow.
      I took this opportunity to install Office 2K SP3 plus these two fixes, and it easily eats 10 minutes per PC, to install about 12MB of patches. That could be done in 10 seconds.

    2. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by gregarican · · Score: 1
      The source media request is a known bug in their software, as posted on their knowledgebase. A real shame it's been around for a couple of Windoze Installer versions.

      I am looking at compiling installation packages for all of my workstations now. Updating the MSI, dozens upon dozens of megs of service packs, etc. plus the annoying source media requests. Really great for productivity. There's no way in hell I want to manually go around with CD's to all of my workstations. But even a common network installation point would have to be coded into the Windoze registry to get it to skip the MSI prompts.

      Since I routinely deploy software as part of the logon script there will be lots of folks sitting around twiddling their thumbs and rebooting if I can't streamline these installs. God I hate Micro$loth!

    3. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Fortunately we installed Office (in fact, everything) from the logon script as well, so on the default WS install there is no problem with the installation source (it is on the server where it was when Office was installed).

      Just before going home I tried to update the Office on the Citrix server and of course it failed for the reason above. Now that will have to wait until tomorrow.

    4. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the KB article has the label "FIX" but it has this paragraph for the fix:

      RESOLUTION
      When you perform the original installation from a network drive, Windows Installer can locate the files needed. However, the network location must be available when you apply the patch so that the source files can be found. Also, if you performed the original installation from a CD-ROM and the disc is still available, insert the CD-ROM disc when prompted.

      So in fact, it is not a FIX at all. It does not tell you what to do when you don't have the CD-ROM.
      For an article promising a FIX, I would expect some workaround for the listed problem.

      But maybe I am expecting too much.

    5. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by gregarican · · Score: 1
      I wished I did that. Typically I have admin installation points for software like Orifice. But with the PC's at my current company they were all direcly from a manufacturer bundled with Orifice installed locally. I have tried to copy the .MSI file from the CD out to the network, point the source media out there, only to have the installation fail because I reportedly don't have the Enterprise version of Orifice.

      I will shed a few pounds walking around with CD's in hand like the old days. At least I'm not installing Windoze NT 3.51 Server from two dozen 3.5" diskettes like back then!

    6. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by gregarican · · Score: 1
      They always have some half-assed spin to put on things to make them seem intentional or under control. Here's another KB article about their DirectX 9.0b upgrade. Besides the litany of prerequsites, which was likewise a pain in the ass to deploy, there are no custom setup switches like in the past.

      That means no silent installs and no removing the mandatory reboot prompt. This was presented as being intentional since they supposedly wanted users to be forced to view/accept the EULA. Here's a quote ... Because of EULA acceptance requirements, DirectX 9.0b cannot be installed silently. Volume license customers may obtain a modified package that supports silent installation by contacting DirectX@Microsoft.com. Sounds convincing, but seeing that this was their only recent software update with this feature makes me believe that it was more like whomever put the package together forgot to compile in the options. Posting on the MSDN boards really made this apparent.

      But I had a workaround. I just extracted the files, used the previous (DirectX 9.0a) setup executable, and was able to silently deploy things and not require a reboot. Not bad for a non-Enterprise, non-Volume customer. The only feature missing in not using the 9.0b setup executable was some .NET options that we don't even need.

    7. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      >But with the PC's at my current company they were all direcly from a manufacturer bundled with Orifice installed locally.

      We do that to. And the first thing that happens when they are unpacked is boot from the network, format C: and reinstall from the network installation point.

      Now this pays off :-)

    8. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by gregarican · · Score: 1

      I *might* be in luck. Apparently there's yeat another KB article about upgrading just the VBA support files. Perhaps this might be the hookup I'm looking for. If this can address the root cause of the issue then maybe I can put down my CD case!

    9. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      >That means no silent installs and no removing the mandatory reboot prompt. This was presented as being intentional since they supposedly wanted users to be forced to view/accept the EULA.

      Easy to work around that! This is how we do it:

      All our scripts are written using Kixtart, but similar possibilities exist in VB Script.

      When a program cannot be "silently installed", we run it as a background program and then go send key presses to it from the .KIX script (this is for the Office SP3 and patches released this week):
      $Y="\\server\installpoint"
      RUN '$Y\o2ksp3.exe /q'
      WHILE (SetFocus("Office 2000 Service Pack 3")0)
      SLEEP 3
      LOOP
      $X=SendKeys("{ENTER}")
      SLEEP 2
      $X=SendKeys("{ENTER}")
      RUN '$Y\Hotfix\office2000-kb822035-client-nld.exe /q'
      WHILE (SetFocus("Beveiligingspatch voor Office")0)
      SLEEP 3
      LOOP
      $X=SendKeys("{ENTER}")
      RUN '$Y\Hotfix\office2000-kb824993-client-nld.exe /q'
      WHILE (SetFocus("Beveiligingspatch voor Office")0)
      SLEEP 3
      LOOP
      $X=SendKeys("{ENTER}")

      In fact in this case it is a mix between selecting silent install and then clicking away the popup windows that it still, despite silent install, shows.
      The same can be done to install DirectX 9.0b.

      All our installations and updates proceed from boot to working system without a single manual action, even for installers that completely refuse to be controlled by commandline switches, .ini files, or whatever...

    10. Re:Many hours will be lost patching Word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and many more will be lost whingeing^H^H^H^H^H^H informing others on /.

  147. Ironically, it is the "patch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that will help windows users lose their craving for windows...

  148. I hear ya... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you are screaming into the wind here with such rational thoughts my friend. Do your best to fight the tide of stupidity, but it's a long hard road to take :(

  149. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by johnwyles · · Score: 1

    Good point, and hopefully that obscure OSS app you're not using is sendmail :oP

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  150. What you really mean is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Its deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

  151. Going to unpopular with someone by evilpenguin · · Score: 1

    I'm going to say something here that will please M$ astroturfers and might displease the majority of the /. constituency.

    This and the story yesterday about Longhorn delays could be bad news for us Linux/Free Software advocates. This could very well be evidence of the "new Microsoft committment to security."

    The terribly security of MS's products has always been one of the most popular ways to advocate Free Software and to attack (yes, attack) MS software. I don't think this is a good advocacy strategy in the long run. Why? Because although this looks like more of the same old, it and the delay story could well be the result of a genuine effort to find and fix the flaws. We could soon be up against an opponent that is much more difficult to attack on this basis.

    But even if this is not the case, gloating over the shoddiness and weakness of MS products is not the best sort of advocacy. I think the better approach is to play to our strengths. Cost and Freedom. These are the areas where Microsoft simply cannot compete. Sure, we stomp them on security now, but they really can fix that. We shouldn't work so hard on attacking them there. In fact, we shouldn't work on attacking them at all. Just educate on the financial and productivity advantages.

  152. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by frekio · · Score: 1

    Look closer... the up2date merely says an update is required... I was talking about all the items on the main page, which look like a lot of security holes at first glance, but turn out to not be anything meaningful. Of course linux has bugs, everything does, but it is not anything like the poster made it out to be.

    Some of these microsoft office bugs are BIG bugs, such as the ACCESS one. The point you seem to be missing is that this page was given to show how horrible linux security is, when it merely shows that many open source apps have vulnereabilities in them. This does not not compare to the holes which Microsoft has constantly (need I remind you of the DOCM vulnerability recently?).

  153. Re:education and administration still the weak spo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called RegEdit man. Learn it. Love it.

    I can't believe a Unix fan is objecting to using an arcane, poorly documented, super-user program. Is it that it doesn't add the extra complexity of a CLI that you really object to?

  154. Autoupdate does not cover Office! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >I didn't have to do a thing because my system updated itself.

    Well, now you're out of luck. Joe Sixpack not only needs autoupdate on 24/7 he also needs to visit officeupdate to get the office patches: http://office.microsoft.com/ProductUpdates/default .aspx

    Can MS make this more confusing for the average user? KB824993 and KB826292 do not show on a fresh Windowsupdate.com scan or with the MSBL tool.

  155. Update Expert by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1


    Update Expertfrom st. bernard software works pretty well.

    Expensive, though. Especially when compared to SUS (isn't it free?).

  156. Windows (Simplified) World by knghtrider · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For one reason or another, things are different in the Windows world.

    Yes, things are different in the Windows (Simplified) World. In the Windows World; you buy PC XYZ from company ABC complete with Windows. You unbox it, turn in on, and let the 'magic' do its' thing. There's no muss, no fuss and I've got a working PC. Oh, never mind that the OS isn't patched with the latest patches--the average home user doesn't know (or understand) that it needs to be--regardless of the media coverage of worm/virus Qbert. The average home user is NOT technically inclined. Therein lies the source of the problem--lack of sufficient instruction, which is the delegated responsibility of the OEM System Builder.Consequently, every little bug gets passed along, and we end up with MSBlaster type problems.

    In the Linux world; the average user is technical, or has had the system set up by someone technical. They take care of the system, understand how to patch the system and ensure that it has been patched. For this reason, problems are short lived.

    We live in a simplified world. From fast food; disposable diapers, razors, etc.; to all-in-one super stores; everything is simplified for us. I don't have to know how to make Veal Scallopini; I can buy it pre-made at the grocery. We want everything easy, because we don't want to take the time top do otherwise.

    Granted, this is an oversimplified view. I didn't factor in regression testing of patches at the corporate level in order to ensure that the new patch doesn't break something else in use, due to the tight integration of code with the Microsoft OS (unlike Unix/Linux Applications). This takes time (stakeholders and their ilk tend to be a testy when their application breaks) and may result in infection before testing is complete. The point is people have been brainwashed into believing that computers are simple, when in fact they require a lot of attention, like a toddler or a puppy.

    How did we do things without computers before? I know..paper and pencil. At least there we didn't have to worry about viruses--unless it's a cold. LOL... Maybe regression is a good thing this time?

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  157. Don't ask a language to do the job of an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VBA wouldn't be anywhere near so dangerous if the OS protected the memory & disk resources properly. Perl is dangerous in Windows, so is everything! No matter how hard you try to lock down the machine, even the most restricted user can probably kill it without really trying. If they weren't getting clobbered by VBA it would be something else -- the end game remains the same.

  158. Wrong pretense. MOD DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grandparent poster specifically left Office out of the comparison, counting only VBA and Windows.

    That wasn't insightful at all! Pay attention!

  159. Microsoft Sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't had to patch my linux system in ages.

  160. Troll. Read the alerts/ Debian backports to stable by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 3, Insightful
    First, realize that these security alerts arise from a set of over 8710 packages. This is an incredibly large base of software, the great majority of which you will not have installed, and certainly not have installed in a production environment.

    Second, did you even bother to read those security alerts or investigate what the packages are? Briefly:

    node: "Amateur Packet Radio Node program"

    libpam-smb: arbitrary code, but no privilege escalation

    unzip: no privilege escalation, no arbitrary code, and who uses it?

    man-db: only if you go against install-time advice and make it setuid

    autorespond: "This vulnerability is currently not believed to be exploitable due to incidental limits on the length of the problematic input, but there may be situations in which these limits do not apply."

    netris: "A free, networked version of T*tris"

    linux-kernel-2.4.18: most are local only, "STP protocol", or an nfs3 DOS with no arbitrary code or remote root

    perl: yes, "execute arbitrary web script within the context of the generated page"

    kdelibs: konqueror only, client only

    pam-pgsql: arbitrary code, but no privilege escalation

    zblast: "shoot 'em up space game"

    xpcd: local only

    xtokkaetama: local only

    "This stuff wouldn't happen if Debian didn't use out of date software, as most of the flaws mentioned were fixed in the new versions!"

    And this is why I call troll.

    From Debian security FAQ:
    "The most important guideline when making a new package that fixes a security problem is to make as few changes as possible. Our users and developers are relying on the exact behaviour of a release once it is made, so any change we make can possibly break someone's system. This is especially true in case of libraries: make sure you never change the Application Program Interface (API) or Application Binary Interface (ABI), no matter how small the change is.

    This means that moving to a new upstream version is not a good solution, instead the relevant changes should be backported. Generally upstream maintainers are willing to help if needed, if not the Debian security team might be able to help.

    In some cases it is not possible to backport a security fix, for example when large amounts of source code need to be modified or rewritten. If that happens it might be necessary to move to a new upstream version, but this has to be coordinated with the security team beforehand."

  161. arggh - don you just get tired by zarniwhoop · · Score: 1

    of people constantly comparing "linux" with "windows"?

    Remember its....

    Windows or
    Debian or
    Redhat or
    Suse or
    or or or or ....

    Have your flame wars - but leave the *colonel* out of it will ya?

  162. Mitigating Factors by cmacb · · Score: 2, Funny
    The security threat posed by a particular bug in Windows is "Critical", but this is mitigated by the fact that: "The user must open a document sent to them by an attacker in order for this vulnerability to be exploited.", or "The Microsoft Access Snapshot Viewer is not installed with Microsoft Office by default. ", or "Any information disclosure would be completely random. "

    Well that last one is certainly good to know. If my information is going to be disclosed I'd certainly prefer that it be my random information rather than my much more valuable, um, organized information.

    I'm wondering if there are not a team of "Mitigation Specialists" at Microsoft charged with coming up with these things. I think this is something I could handle pretty well. I think I'll send them a resume.

    Here is a sample of my work:

    Mitigating Factors:

    * User must have not only installed Windows and Office, but actually be using these products for any harm to, or exposer of user data to occur.

    ~*~ Small pets, farm animals, or other domesticated wildlife will not be harmed by the use of these products, even if human user fails to exercise due caution.

    *# Extra-Terrestrial life-forms are completely safe even when in the same room as an operating Windows environment.

    ::=. Use of un-patched Outlook Express has been shown to have no effect on local precipitation nor earthquake activity. We will advise customers of an future change in this situation.

    I really think I could come up with a lot of these. How about you? Do you have a future as a Microsoft Mitigation Specialist?

  163. Likewise... by yerricde · · Score: 1

    You can also install Windows without network support. In this case, I believe (but am not sure) that the flaws in Windows networking will not impact you.

    So in this case it is truly a flaw in the network support, not in the OS.

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    1. Re:Likewise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, much of the affected network code is still there if you don't install networking. It's just that nobody's going to be able to exploit it because you're not connected to a network.

    2. Re:Likewise... by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      The network support comes in default when you install Windows. MsOffice does not. You have to pay more money to get it. Insert other CDs to install it.

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  164. Mod Parent Up by ink · · Score: 1

    Windows Update only shows a small fraction of the overall software picture on a typical Windows installation; he even lists an update to "unzip" for Windows, but fails to mention the problems with WinZip over the past while. Deb/Gentoo/AptRpm/Up2Date, on the hand, show almost all the software on a Linux install (but not all, if you install things "by hand").

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  165. How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until there is a virus built around these vunerabilities, and the subsequent whining that MS never makes patches available for bugs until it is to late?

  166. Re:education and administration still the weak spo by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

    Maybe if the users had the impression they were getting some value for their efforts they'd be more inclined to apply the patches. As it is, all they see is more headaches and less improvements.

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  167. Re:Funny... not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't know anything about Linux do you??
    Not-a-thing...

    1. People that use Linux stay on top and keep things patched and up to date.
    Nice generalization. It'd be nicer if it were true.

    2. Look at the versions of Linux listed, most of them are OLDER versions. We've moved on past those versions.
    I suppose, then, Microsoft could make the same claim about anything prior to XP when a vulnerability is reported. "Oh, we've moved on..." Furthermore, seeing that these vulnerabilities are found up into Linux kernel 2.4.21 and the latest stable is 2.4.22, one can hardly call these "old."

    3. It's just not a big problem. Linux is much harder to comprimise. Script kiddies can hack Windows real easy, it takes no brains, just a mouse.
    I'm afraid typing `gcc -o 0day exploit.c; 0day` doesn't take much more in the way of intelligence, either.


    Linux takes BRAINS to hack, which script kiddies don't have..

    It seems script kiddies aren't the only ones lacking brains who are able to find their way around a Linux system. Have a nice day.

  168. That does it, by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Okay, time for me to switch careers.

    Wonder if there are any openings at the US Post Office in Truro, Massachusetts.....

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  169. Re:Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by gosand · · Score: 1
    They already do. See also: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/08/14/136244 &mode=thread&tid=109. Where've you been?

    I've been right here, watching. What you refer to was just for select business systems. What about the average person buying a PC?
    Where is the option for no OS?

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  170. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    pam_smb and sendmail "obscure"? And that's only in the past, what, five days...

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  171. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

    Core? Four of these are in Office, and the last is in vb scripting, hardly a critical core component.

  172. OT sig comment by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

    If French Fries= Freedom Fries and French Toast = Freedom Toast I want to leave the US and go live in Freedom

    You are free to leave the US anytime you want to. Now, will you find more freedom somewhere else than what you have here? I don't know the answer to that.

    1. Re:OT sig comment by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1
      Now, will you find more freedom somewhere else than what you have here? I don't know the answer to that.

      A standard thing to say to that would be that that's because all places you can think of are those that have been bombed during Bush's on-going plan to teach americans some geography... I won't say that, though.

      It really amazes me that (some) americans continue to think that the US is the place with more freedom on earth.
    2. Re:OT sig comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is funny that you bash me for not naming a place with more freedoms, then you yourself don't name someplace.

      Like I said before, the world is a big place. If you don't like living in the US you are completely free to move somewhere else.

    3. Re:OT sig comment by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      Thanks anyways, but Id rather stay here and make things harder for people who would try to take my rights away. If everyone who was unhappy with the us left, there would be no one living here. The point of my sig is that it is incredibly childish to rename something because it refers to another country that happens to disagree with us on ONE issue. The US congress was behaving like 3 year olds. Why not just find and replace all instances of france in english? If this were done, then If I said I wanted to move to france, Id have to say I wanted to move to freedom. Reminds me alot of 1984, if you control the words, you control the thoughts. I might add, your statement that if I dont like it i should leave is a logical fallacy. If you dont like something you should try to change it, and if it is impossible to change, then you should leave. I dont think that the US is beyond hope, and I dont think that you do either.

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    4. Re:OT sig comment by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Maybe the pedagogue in me was just giving you the chance to find out for yourself! Do try, though, talking to anyone who spent 5 minutes in any of the Scandinavian countries or in the north of Europe, or, actually, pretty much anywhere in Europe. I would go as far as saying that a few latin american countries provide more real-life freedom that the US... Of course, this all depends of what you understand by freedom. But I have been both in the US and in Europe repeatedly, and I would not take one fourth of a second to choose the latter as a more freer place. But do not take my word for this: do do some research for standard comparaisons on quality of life, on respects for individual and civil rights, etc; freedom can be measured by the effects it has on people. Ideally, visit some foreign countries: this has the added value that it can be actually very nice. The status of the US as a `leader of the free world' is mostly based on state-funded propaganda in rather low quality movies during the beginings of the cold war and the rather inobjetable reality that the US has right now the biggest military power. The first of these I needn't discuss, but you will understand that the second has nothing to do with freedom---at least, with freedom when it is understood as the actual freedom of people: the second candidate to biggest military power was, for ages, the Soviet Union, and no one claims that that was the second most free place in the world...

  173. Re:Hmm. Does this affect OEMs? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    I've been right here, watching. What you refer to was just for select business systems. What about the average person buying a PC?
    Where is the option for no OS?


    Well, thats not the question you initally asked.

    Besides, buy a system and then sue to get the $ back for the OS you're not using.

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  174. Corporate Deployment by gregarican · · Score: 2, Informative
    These patches will absolutely suck to deploy on a larger-scale corporate network. Case in point...the VBA patch.

    Right now I'm looking at silently packaging things together for a mix of Windoze 98 SE clients running Orifice 2K/XP and Windoze 2K clients running Orifice XP. Every month I deliver at least a half dozen of their damn security patches and typically can comprehend the proper command line switches (usu. Microsoft's setup.exe or hotfix.exe format) to make these deployments *NOT* require a mandatory reboot and *NOT* require a lot of user input.

    What drives me crazy about the VBA patches is that they require:

    Upgrading to Windoze Installer 2.0.

    Applying all subsequent Service Packs (SP1a and SP3 for Orifice 2K; SP1 and SP2 for Orifice XP).

    Finally applying the VBA patches to either Orifice 2K or Orifice XP.

    So all in all it will take at least a week to code, test, and deploy in the least intrusive manner possible. But the Windoze Installer keeps on requiring installation media (CD or file share). Not exactly automated. So I guess I'll dig through the MSI docs to determine how to disable this known flaw (Q268800).

    For a one-man show I'm really looking forward to all of the lost productivity. Almost as bad as figuring out a way to silently install the DirectX 9.0b upgrade since Microsoft left out the command-line switches. That one took me two days to workaround.

    When will people get fed up with all of this crap? I have worked with computers since 1981 and am practically ready to abandon them and go back to damn typewriters and daytimers!

    1. Re:Corporate Deployment by NullProg · · Score: 1

      I would like to add...
      Unless you have all the same workstations installed (hardware etc..),

      You will have to...

      a) See which update broke the interns machine.
      b) Which update screwed up the file associations.
      c) Which update told Windows it was no longer
      licensed for that feature.
      d) Why corporate application x7-12 no longer runs.

      bad as figuring out a way to silently install the DirectX 9.0b
      Why are you concerned about installing DirectX 9 on corporate machines? This doesn't sound right.

      Enjoy,

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      It's just the normal noises in here.
  175. M$ Security logic by AbbyNormal · · Score: 3, Funny

    I loved the article over at NewScientist (here)

    A Microsoft spokeswoman told New Scientist the risk was lessened by the fact that exploiting any of the vulnerabilities would require a victim to open a document or carry out some other active task. She added: "We don't know of any worms being created."

    Uh...Open a document? You mean like an email with the attached virus/worm that says: "Here is the document you requested"?

    Sigh...Damage control must be getting lazy or something.

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  176. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say the first is awfully obscure, seeing as how I've used Linux now for nine years and have yet to find a system which actually uses it.

    And sendmail? Hardly a linux-specific application, wouldn't you say? Besides, most Linux distros no longer use it.

    - A.P.

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  177. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    Keep saying virii guys, once it becomes the 'standard' way of saying viruses, no document (or group of Perl programmers crying) on Earth will change the fact that virii is plural for virus.

    No, it is just going to make you look like an idiot.

    Thank you, drive through.

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  178. Word97 is out in the cold. by SLot · · Score: 3

    Lovely. They say that Word97 is affected,
    but that OfficeUpdate doesn't support Office97.

    Head on over to the manual download section for
    Office97. NOTHING TO BE FOUND RELATED TO
    THIS in the office section. Under Word alone, the latest
    update is from 2001.

    Gee, go figure. Yet another reason to spend money
    I don't have for a product I don't want.

    Oh, and for all you astroturfers & M$ Fanboys -
    at least when Linux does have a flaw, it doesn't
    require me to spend 400 bucks on an upgrade to a
    later, flawed version.

  179. And your point is? by TrentC · · Score: 1

    From the same site that you just mindlessly grabed these advisories off of:

    [29 Aug 2003] DSA-375 node - buffer overflow, format string
    For the stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 0.3.0a-2woody1.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem has been fixed in version 0.3.2-1.

    [26 Aug 2003] DSA-374 libpam-smb - buffer overflow
    For the stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 1.1.6-1.1woody1.
    The unstable distribution (sid) does not contain a libpam-smb package.

    [26 Aug 2003] DSA-344 unzip - directory traversal (new revision)
    For the stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 5.50-1woody2.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem has been fixed in version 5.50-3.

    [18 Aug 2003] DSA-364 man-db - buffer overflows, arbitrary command execution (new revision)
    For the current stable distribution (woody), these problems have been fixed in version 2.3.20-18.woody.4.
    For the unstable distribution (sid), these problems have been fixed in version 2.4.1-13.

    [16 Aug 2003] DSA-373 autorespond - buffer overflow
    For the stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 2.0.2-2woody1.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem will be fixed soon.

    [16 Aug 2003] DSA-372 netris - buffer overflow
    For the current stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 0.5-4woody1.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem is fixed in version 0.52-1.

    [13 Aug 2003] DSA-358 linux-kernel-2.4.18 - several vulnerabilities (new revision)
    This advisory covers only the i386 and alpha architectures. Other architectures will be covered by separate advisories.
    For the stable distribution (woody) on the i386 architecture, these problems have been fixed in kernel-source-2.4.18 version 2.4.18-13, kernel-image-2.4.18-1-i386 version 2.4.18-11, and kernel-image-2.4.18-i386bf version 2.4.18-5woody4.
    For the stable distribution (woody) on the alpha architecture, these problems have been fixed in kernel-source-2.4.18 version 2.4.18-13 and kernel-image-2.4.18-1-alpha version 2.4.18-10.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) these problems are fixed in kernel-source-2.4.20 version 2.4.20-9.

    [11 Aug 2003] DSA-371 perl - cross-site scripting
    For the current stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 5.6.1-8.3.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem has been fixed in version 5.8.0-19.

    [09 Aug 2003] DSA-361 kdelibs, kdelibs-crypto - several vulnerabilities (new revision)
    For the current stable distribution (woody) these problems have been fixed in version 2.2.2-13.woody.8 of kdelibs and 2.2.2-6woody2 of kdelibs-crypto.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) these problems have been fixed in kdelibs version 4:3.1.3-1. The unstable distribution does not contain a separate kdelibs-crypto package.

    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-370 pam-pgsql - format string
    For the stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 0.5.2-3woody1.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem has been fixed in version 0.5.2-7.

    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-369 zblast - buffer overflow
    For the current stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 1.2pre-5woody2.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem is fixed in version 1.2.1-7.

    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-368 xpcd - buffer overflow
    For the stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 2.08-8woody1.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem will be fixed soon.

    [08 Aug 2003] DSA-367 xtokkaetama - buffer overflow
    For the current stable distribution (woody) this problem has been fixed in version 1.0b-6woody2.
    For the unstable distribution (sid) this problem is fixed in version 1.0b-9.

    Of the two highlighted advisories which do not have fixes available, one is an autoresponder for qmail (which is not installed by default) and the other is a collection of tools for working with PhotoCDs (also not installed by default).

    So in other words, KISS MY ASS, TROLL.

    Jay (=

  180. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
    The pam_smb module controls the NT authentication of Linux boxes, permiting them to connect to a windows network. Haven't found a system that actually uses it???? Any system with samba installed will most definitely have it, or be essentially useless. As for sendmail, sorry, it is still the standard in both Mandrake and Redhat, even though you have the option to make postfix the default. Why, I do not know, but hey, I don't make the distros.

    I believe the only distro that installs exim by default (rather than sendmail) is debian, but I'm not 100% certain, there might be others.

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  181. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by __past__ · · Score: 2, Funny

    He did so because he saw how successfull Microsoft was after integrating VBA and the Office programs in the XP kernel.

  182. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    No, it is just going to make you look like an idiot.

    If you think so, but you'll never find the following posted by me in a public forum:

    "I forgot to renew the registration for nerdfarm.org, so it went down."

    Thank you, drive through..

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  183. MOD UP! by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

    This guy is so right. Tragically I don't have any mod points for the moment, so I can't do it myself.

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  184. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you think so, but you'll never find the following posted by me in a public forum:

    Confusing forgetfullness and idiocy is a very silly thing.

    You should try to understand the difference, you will get further in life. At least my website isn't an affront to all that is good and holy in the world. Tone down your colors, get off shitty weblog software, and learn English.

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  185. Ob. Futurama quote by bobobobo · · Score: 1

    Like a prom dress put together from carpet patches!

  186. You missed the entire point. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    The bulk of problems that actually take place with MS related code occur well AFTER MS publically decalres it.

    You also again failed to read my reply, instead performing the standard /. maneuvor of attacking anything related to MS to support your lack of facts.

    Key to my message, people usually on this forum are not the type that have the problems, either Ms or Linux. The key here was, its the fact that when it does become popular the same people who routinely don't do patches on MS products won't patch their Linux products either. Hence, we end up in the same boat, except you won't be able to find the donkey to pin the tail on as easy.

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  187. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    Confusing forgetfullness and idiocy is a very silly thing.

    Please. You CA's are way too high strung.

    You should try to understand the difference, you will get further in life. At least my website isn't an affront to all that is good and holy in the world. Tone down your colors, get off shitty weblog software, and learn English.

    Just like posting this reply.. I really have better things to do.

    Life, enjoy it. It occurs outside the computer world as well.

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  188. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    Please. You CA's are way too high strung.

    CA? What the hell is a CA?

    Life, enjoy it. It occurs outside the computer world as well.

    Yes, but when I'm stuck in a cube waiting for someone to finish up some code there isn't much else to do than point out the idiots on slashdot who don't have better things to do but claim they do.

    Those who don't, admit it. Like me. I don't have anything better to do right now. I wish I did. 30 minutes isn't enough to do much other than make fun of you and play chess.

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  189. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    Please. You CA's are way too high strung.
    CA? What the hell is a CA?

    Hmm got the impression you were in California from somewhere.. My mistake.

    Life, enjoy it. It occurs outside the computer world as well.
    Yes, but when I'm stuck in a cube waiting for someone to finish up some code there isn't much else to do than point out the idiots on slashdot who don't have better things to do but claim they do.

    So fix this:
    http://www.nerdfarm.org/nf/Portal/Forums

    Obviously, quality color is in the eye of the beholder..

    Those who don't, admit it. Like me. I don't have anything better to do right now. I wish I did. 30 minutes isn't enough to do much other than make fun of you and play chess.

    I have better stuff to do, in fact I just showed the owner how to scan and email a document. Doesn't take more than a few minutes.. just like this post.

    I feel for you.. How can you not do anything better in 30 minutes than reply to Slashdot posts?

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    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  190. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Computer! · · Score: 1

    A lot of people contribute to Microsoft as well. They're just behind the moniker of a company label.

    That and the fact that these patches apply to well over $1000 worth of software.

    I am not a zealot, but when you are well aware that your software runs on ~90% of the machines in the world, and you are making billions of dollars a year off of it, you had better make it secure out of the box.

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  191. Office 97?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, they just now discovered this issue which existed in a six year old codebase? Insane.

  192. linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weeeee don' need no stinkin' patches!

  193. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    So fix this:
    http://www.nerdfarm.org/nf/Portal/Forums


    Nope, I'm at work. That's a personal project. I can sit here and tell you that you are an idiot, but not work on my personal projects that don't benefit work in some way.

    Obviously, quality color is in the eye of the beholder..

    Blue on Blue on Blue is ugly. Period. Use a color harmony tool.

    I feel for you.. How can you not do anything better in 30 minutes than reply to Slashdot posts?

    Because it's remarkably fun telling you that you are an idiot in each post and having you still respond.

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  194. Re:It was a Unix system that failed in the blackou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    beyond the fact that your post just doesn't make any sense...

    It was a Unix system that failed in the blackout according to a former employee

    I've been watching this for awhile and have heard nothing about the OS on the computers that failed. The reason I find this interesting is that it was just about the time that Blaster and lovsan were heating up. If you have any SOLID evidence for one or the other, I would sure like to hear!

  195. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  196. Re:Funny... not... by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

    You don't know anything about Linux do you??
    Not-a-thing...

    Ah...honesty, I like you already! (said as a joke, but realy heartfelt :-))

    1. People that use Linux stay on top and keep things patched and up to date.
    Nice generalization. It'd be nicer if it were true.

    Full points for you! Seriously, people that use linux are just that, people that use linux.

    There is no mythical linux user!

    2. Look at the versions of Linux listed, most of them are OLDER versions. We've moved on past those versions.
    I suppose, then, Microsoft could make the same claim about anything prior to XP when a vulnerability is reported. "Oh, we've moved on..." Furthermore, seeing that these vulnerabilities are found up into Linux kernel 2.4.21 and the latest stable is 2.4.22, one can hardly call these "old."


    Hmmmm...well I think we can safely say that the parent poster is a bit of a zealous moron. Anyway MS actually does this with older versions of windows and I think they should have a bigger obligation than software that comes free!

    With free software the upgrade path is more natural. As long as there is interest it will be maintained. Even when it is no longer maintained the cost of upgrading will be no more then the cost of upgrading itself plus the cost of any help you might need.

    3. It's just not a big problem. Linux is much harder to comprimise. Script kiddies can hack Windows real easy, it takes no brains, just a mouse.
    I'm afraid typing `gcc -o 0day exploit.c; 0day` doesn't take much more in the way of intelligence, either.

    Uhm this is a bit of a silly argument. The fact that you can compile a virus on a system doesn't make the system vurnerable to that virus.

    Anyway, you werer right about the parent poster :-)

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  197. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    Nope, I'm at work. That's a personal project. I can sit here and tell you that you are an idiot, but not work on my personal projects that don't benefit work in some way.

    Posting on Slashdot isn't a personal project..Let's think about that..

    Obviously, quality color is in the eye of the beholder..
    Blue on Blue on Blue is ugly. Period. Use a color harmony tool.

    You have to use a tool to decide what you like? Or do you assume I set it up asking myself what others would think?

    Because it's remarkably fun telling you that you are an idiot in each post and having you still respond.

    You obviously haven't noticed the genius of my subject. It applies infinitely. Therefore, I can respond infinitely.

    And having been in the workforce more than a year, I can have just as much fun dealing with the childish.

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    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  198. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You have to use a tool to decide what you like? Or do you assume I set it up asking myself what others would think?

    I am color deficient, and even I know that your website is an affront to all that is Good and Pure. 1997 called, they want their layout back.

    You obviously haven't noticed the genius of my subject. It applies infinitely. Therefore, I can respond infinitely.

    And you can be replaced by a very small perl script. Of course, so can I. But then again, that's my point.

    And having been in the workforce more than a year, I can have just as much fun dealing with the childish.

    I'm sure you can, after all it's easy when you dole out happy meals?

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    Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
  199. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    You have to use a tool to decide what you like? Or do you assume I set it up asking myself what others would think?
    I am color deficient, and even I know that your website is an affront to all that is Good and Pure. 1997 called, they want their layout back.

    Your lack of originality shows your weakness.
    SCO called, they want their post back.

    You obviously haven't noticed the genius of my subject. It applies infinitely. Therefore, I can respond infinitely.
    And you can be replaced by a very small perl script. Of course, so can I. But then again, that's my point.

    Your girlfriend mentioned something about replacing a very small 'perl script' last night.

    And having been in the workforce more than a year, I can have just as much fun dealing with the childish.
    I'm sure you can, after all it's easy when you dole out happy meals?

    Is it? Please fix your Perl script. Ironically, it doesn't have all the in's and out's of the English langauge yet.

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    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  200. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    Your lack of originality shows your weakness.
    SCO called, they want their post back.


    Does it serve you well to mirror what I say?

    Is it? Please fix your Perl script. Ironically, it doesn't have all the in's and out's of the English langauge yet.

    What's a langauge? Oh, haha, I crack myself up! See, I'm trying your tactic here. Being a fucking retard and just repeating what you say back at you. Pee-Wee Herman would be proud of you, son.

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  201. Re:Finally! They're fixing the bugs by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    When we get more like 50 of these a week, then we'll know that they've really gotten serious.

    When you find yourself spending all day, every day, applying patches, you know they've gotten really, really serious.

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  202. Not news by inkswamp · · Score: 1
    In the news media, the term "news" is defined as anything that happens that's out of the ordinary (which is why it's funny to watch liberals and conservatives carp about how their weekly pro-/anti-Bush rally wasn't covered, but the two guys standing out on the corner with a dissenting point of view got interviewed.) Literally, this is not even news, as news is defined. It's becoming rather commonplace which is just sad.

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  203. My Two Cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using Linux for few years now, been using Windows since 3.1. Over the few years that I've run Linux (Red Hat and Mandrake) I've been rooted 3 times, yet I've never had my Windows machine hacked. And no, I don't check for patches every day because I don't have time for it.

    If I want to read communist propaganda, I'll go read Slashdot

    1. Re:My Two Cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your a moron that needs to post as an AC and deserves an AC response.

      Shithead

  204. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    Your lack of originality shows your weakness.
    SCO called, they want their post back.
    Does it serve you well to mirror what I say?

    Yeah, it makes me laugh.

    Is it? Please fix your Perl script. Ironically, it doesn't have all the in's and out's of the English langauge yet.
    What's a langauge? Oh, haha, I crack myself up!

    Yeah, you screwed up.

    See, I'm trying your tactic here. Being a fucking retard and just repeating what you say back at you. Pee-Wee Herman would be proud of you, son.

    Now that's the cover tactic: Attempting to pull readers away from the irony of your English kabosh.

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    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  205. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

    I run linux. I've not installed patches for any of the things on the page your sig links to. Yet I'm not vulnerable to any of them.

    Could it be that it isn't actually _linux_ that's vulnerable.

    i.e. if it's /vmlinuz, /bin/init, or /bin/sh, (and other things that no linux system can do without) then you might have a point, but it isn't, so you don't.

    Shit, I fed th troll.

    YAW.

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    Your head of state is a corrupt weasel, I hope you're happy.
  206. Thank Goodness!! by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    ...there are only five new security warnings.

  207. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Xerithane · · Score: 1

    Now that's the cover tactic: Attempting to pull readers away from the irony of your English kabosh.

    Everything I wrote reads in proper English. So, I ask you what type of error was it? I don't even think you know exactly what type of error it classifies itself. Seldom do I actually write in a manner that is correct, at least in that regard.

    You see why? Because English is dynamic. But it isn't idiotic. Sorry to burst your little bubble, sparky.

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  208. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

    """
    Any system with samba installed will most definitely have it, or be essentially useless.
    """

    Absolute nonsense.

    YAW.

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    Your head of state is a corrupt weasel, I hope you're happy.
  209. Well, It's Now What? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Two years into Microsoft's "security initiative" in which all their code was supposed to be tightened up and made more secure?

    Reminds me of the Max Headroom line:

    "Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it!"

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  210. PGP version by The+Snailman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You just have to laugh at this...
    If you got all the Microsoft Security Bulletin's check out how the PGP version used to sign each one changed.
    Especially this one:
    Microsoft Security Bulletin MS03-036: Buffer Overrun in WordPerfect Converter Could Allow Code Execution(827103)

    If you didn't get it or can't be bothered reading it:
    -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
    Version: PGP 8.0.2 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com

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    Warning: you are logged into reality as root...
  211. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can probably count the number of people I know that still use sendmail on one hand... and that exploit is not a root exploit.

  212. Re:Windows (Simplified) World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing you forgot: there is a lot more variation between any given GNU/linux install and another than there is between Windows installs. This makes it much, much harder to write a virus/worm for GNU/Linux that can propagate quickly and become a widespread pest.

  213. My sig by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0

    How about reading my sig and all the remote code exploits due to buffer overflows? Sorry to burst your bubble.

    I'm not surprised my post was somehow modded as "Troll" just because Slashbots disagreed with it.

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  214. Re:Funny... not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmm...well I think we can safely say that the parent poster is a bit of a zealous moron. Anyway MS actually does this with older versions of windows and I think they should have a bigger obligation than software that comes free!
    That they should, that they should. But if Microsoft shared pair-a-noyd's outlook on the matter, they wouldn't have bothered providing patches for the DCOM vulnerability on Windows NT 4.x or Windows 2000, seeing that they are older systems. Now can one realistically expect either vendor to maintain platforms like Windows 3.1 or Linux kernel 2.0.x? Probably not. But relatively recent releases should be--and, for the most part, are--maintained.

    Uhm this is a bit of a silly argument. The fact that you can compile a virus on a system doesn't make the system vurnerable to that virus.
    That wasn't quite the point I was trying to make. Given a working exploit for either Windows/Linux, it doesn't take much ability to use it, regardless of the platform. pair-a-noyd for some reason thinks that Linux is somehow more difficult for a script monkey to root than a Windows system. I have a feeling he's going to find out otherwise one of these days.

    Anyway, you werer right about the parent poster :-)
    I doubt he'd agree with us. ;-) Take care...

  215. Microsoft = Does stupid shit by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    Slashdot = Doesn't want to hear about it anymore
    Linux = Alternative that you should look into...

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  216. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Bronster · · Score: 1

    The pam_smb module controls the NT authentication of Linux boxes, permiting them to connect to a windows network.

    Um, yeah, whatever you say. It actually allows you to use windows machines for authentication rather than /etc/passwd, or ldap, or some other auth system.

    The only time I've ever used it was when I wanted cross platform auth, so ran a samba server and had the linux boxes use that via pam_smb.

    As for sendmail - well, vendors who ship wuftpd and sendmail are a major problem in the linux world - but a halfway competant admin can install a better tool and the problem goes away - not so easy for Microsoft RPC services.

  217. bugged for 8 years! by picardsb · · Score: 1

    MS's website lists security update for MS03-35/36 to be applicable to everything from Word 97 to MS office 2003. So the same bugs that were there in 97 is still there now. My question - "What has changed in MS office 2003, from Word 97?" I'm not buying any more software for my lifetime, considering MS will only change the box and sell me the same thing for another 50 years!

  218. Re:critical VBA flaw - MOD myself and parent OT! by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    You see why? Because English is dynamic. But it isn't idiotic. Sorry to burst your little bubble, sparky.

    Thank you for finally agreeing with my parent post.

    My condolances to your wife/girlfriend.

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  219. Re: no, this is not a glitch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they just know something.
    errr.. something that looks like really 50m37h!Ng ;)

  220. Re:education and administration still the weak spo by neyneyjung · · Score: 1

    You sound just like my old highschool teacher when 50% of his class fail the final exam because "those students are stupid" - Not because most of the time he got hangovers from the night before. IMHO, if the mainstream of people fail to get it, then it mostly because there's something wrong with the logic behind. How many times have we heard about critical flaw in MS products and everytime it got worse and worse. And do mainstream people get it that they need to update and patch system regularly? No. Now who do you think whose fault is it? MS or those millions of users?

  221. 29 stumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Luminescent weather balloons or autodestructing scorpions weren't enough?

    1. Re:29 stumps by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Those scorpions were 31337. One stung me once. Damn that hurt.

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  222. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1

    Oh really. How, then, do you authenticate to a Windows domain? Or use samba with any windows later than NT?

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  223. We just moved offices by tqft · · Score: 1

    MinX is just outside the new office

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  224. Size less harmful than XP sp1 stealth payload. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    The only folks stung by the size of the download are home users who must pay by the kB or by the minute. The people who stand the most to lose are businesses who handle confidential or personal data, not because of the enormous size of the patches, but because of the stealth payload.

    Windows 2000 sp3 and Windows XP sp1 give Microsoft full access to your data. So for most bankers, doctors, insurance companies, and so on, if they run MS-Windows they get to choose from getting taken out by the worm of the week now or grabbing their ankles and waiting for the lawyers to read the license.

    There is a third option, which is cheaper and more practical: upgrade to linux, using your existing hardware. Or, next time it's time for new hardware, re-examine lower TCO options.

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  225. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

    Running windows NT is good enough for the largest-profit-making company in Europe. A company that also has its own internal linux distribution, which contains samba, but doesn't contain that particular pam.

    So yes, really.

    Of course, by 2005 NT will almost certainly have been phased out, but in 2003 it's still maintained. In particular with the downturn in the economy the replacement of OSes to more modern ones has been abated somewhat.

    Either way, we're talking thousands of desks presently.

    YAW.

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  226. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
    Fair enough.

    YAR.

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  227. Re:If you have a problem with it, do something. by gregarican · · Score: 1
    I have been an avid Linux user since late 1996. There are definite merits to using it, but unfortunately since the powers that be recently purchased M$ licensing and software, converting over would *look* foolish politically.

    Even Linux gets me frustrated as well. Certain tasks and apps are ready for prime time, while most others are still not mature products. Apache/PHP, MySQL, and a few other apps are where they should be. The rest are lacking in being fully developed. I have toyed with having Linux being everything from a Windoze Domain Controller to a Netware emulated server back in the day. I have a Sharp Zaurus SL-5500 that runs Samba, VNC, Apache/PHP, WLAN, WVoIP, MySQL, GCC, etc. and can see how superior the potential is. It definitely has limitless capabilities. But as of this point and time the majority of it is still unrealized. I know the attractiveness of an open source user community all pitching in and raising the bar too. I prefer this side of the fence to M$ for sure.

    But all of that being said, most companies that have already laid out capital for software from Micro$loth would be hesitant to pitch it all and go with something else. IMHO it would take the equivalent of a straight week's worth of downtime due to unpatched exploits for most to abandon their product line. I don't agree with this mentality, but am taking the stance of typical PHB'es.

  228. Re:And yet, look at my sig for Linux vulnerabiliti by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    Actually, linux has demonstrably more patches released more often and more rapidly than on MS systems, although it's easy to argue this as a benefit of linux.

    On windows, you don't know what the vulnerabilities are until they're being exploited, you don't know when MS will release a patch, when they do, you don't know if it'll break more than it fixes, etc.

    On linux, you're welcome to audit the code, it's possible to know of all vulnerabilities, all vulnerabilities get found and fixed rapidly, you can trust that patches wont' break anything, etc. :)

  229. Bundled Office by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The network support comes in default when you install Windows. MsOffice does not

    Most Windows users who run an Internet connection without an external firewall are home users. Most home users who "install Windows" do so by buying a computer with Windows installed. Microsoft Office, or at least the Microsoft Word component of the Works Suite, comes as part of many PC makers' bundles.

    You said, "You can install MsWindows without MsOffice." You did not say, "You are financially encouraged not to install MsWindows without MsOffice." A while ago (Windows 3.x days), users were financially encouraged not to install networking support because the Trumpet Winsock was sold separately.

    Whether it's bundled with the base install of the home edition of the operating system is not nearly as important as whether it installs itself as a core OS service and has security holes.

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  230. Microsoft's Lazy Web Coding by redwolfoz · · Score: 1

    I have a heap of browsers I use for testing web pages, but tend to use Thunderbird at the moment. So Microsoft demanding that I use Internet Explorer to download their bug fixes is an annoyance rather than a major hassle.

    Mine main peeve is that Microsoft are so lazy that they refuse to write standards compliant code. In the real world this would be the scenario, but I'm too much of a cynic and tend to think it's a forced coersion technique.

    Of more interest is the helpful suggestion page you see when you dare to use another browser, you get an option to download their shiny IE browser. My question is, what do they plan to do when they move to their option of IE being an OS only toy and no longer being freely available? Sounds a little like painting yourself into a corner.

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    and they ate him...
    and they drank his beer...
  231. Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems like another security warning is posted every other day. Microsoft, for Longhorn, code it to be secure in the first place, and don't integrate IE into the operating system! It causes nothing but problems for Windows users because some hacker can traipse in and plant shit on their hard drive or open up pr0n windows while Junior is browsing some Barney site.

    Of course, if you use Gator, don't even bother downloading the patches. Gator opens all your ports and lets a hacker do anything he wants. I've heard of PCs that got Gatored to death because their ports were opened.