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Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons"

ZeDanimal writes "The Simpsons' pooh-bah Matt Groening said in an NPR interview this week that the Fox News Channel considered legal action against the show for its parody of the station's news ticker. Broadcast, of course, by Fox Entertainment, the episode that raised the ire of the "Fair and Balanced" Fox News crew was Krusty For Congress, which mocked the perceived rightward-leanings of the channel with pseudo-news items such as "Do Democrats cause cancer?" and "Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple" scrolling across the bottom of the screen. Guess the powers-that-be learned something from the Al Franken affair... or maybe they just feared getting into a popularity contest with the likes of the inanimate carbon rod."

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  1. news ticker belongs to one company? by seriv · · Score: 4, Funny

    The news ticker belongs to one company? They all look the same to me. Anyway what is fox doing sueing one of their best shows?
    -Seriv

    1. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Anyway what is fox doing sueing one of their best shows?

      What is FOX doing sueing themselves???? We all know that FOX has no clue, and this just proves that further.

      What's next? SCO sues UNIX intellectual property holder for copyright violation? Actually that wouldn't suprise me.

    2. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by cuppm · · Score: 1

      Well actually I've filed for a patent for a "Electronically Generated Visual Scrolling Current Event Headline Listing Presentation Format". And I plan on going after all those infringements of my intellectual property!

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    3. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by j_kenpo · · Score: 1

      Actually, they aren't sueing them, they "considered legal action". From the article,
      "We called their bluff because we didn't think Rupert Murdoch would pay for Fox to sue itself. So, we got away with it."
      And "While the lawsuit never materialized, Groening said some action was taken. "

      Pretty ignorant that theyd even consider sueing one fo their highest rating shows, but that just goes to show the ignorance of business logic for you and how lame it is that people can try to sue for whatever stupid thing they think of...

    4. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      They're trying to generate some audience after tanking during the World Series.

    5. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Actually, they aren't sueing them, they "considered legal action".

      The history here is that the head of Fox News, Roger Aisles is a long time Republican activist and partisan. He was put in charge of the news operation for the sole purpose of slanting the news to the extreme right.

      To get an idea of what really goes on at Fox take a read of the experiences of people who have worked there. Every day a note goes arround called 'The Memo' which contains the Republican party messages of the day. If you do not toe the line then you get fired. This is a bad thing since experience working at Fox news does not exactly enhance your resume when applying for a job with the real media.

      You can tell this is going on because Fox was even able to report Bush's claim that the Whitehouse did not order the 'Mission Accomplished' banner with a straight face.

      So yes it is completely believable that the executives running this bubble world outfit would have so little clue about the real world as to threaten to sue another Murdoch production - in this case a production that can if it choose defect at will to another station and a production that makes money rather than looses it hand over fist.

      Fox News does well in the ratings but very poorly with advertisers. The problem is that its core democratic of poor middle aged southern white racist men do not have much in the way of buying power. Advertisers much prefer to reach 18-35 audiences, gays, professionals, etc. in short pretty much everyone who is unlikely to watch Fox. In fact advertising on Fox News actually trades at a discount to other broadcasts reaching the same demographic because advertisers know that many of the demographics they do want are actually less likely to buy a product they see advertised on a channel they associate with biggotry.

      The joke on the GOP and the likes of Bill O'Really is that Murdoch has no ideological commitments only business interests. He is quite happy running a Pro-Bejing communist sympathetic news channel on his Asian Star TV and he does not broadcast the BBC signal which might offend the dictators. In the UK Murdoch is quite happy to support Tony Blair's government, provided they do not threaten his economic interests. Murdoch undoubtedly considers his US channels in the same way, if Bush looses power in such a way that a return of Republican government looks to be unlikely in the near future then Fox news will flip flop to the left.

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    6. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      Whatever Fox News' motivation is, they're doing it right. Look at the hiest rated cable news shows:

      FNC - The O'Reilly Factor: 2.7

      FNC - Hannity & Colmes: 2.2

      FNC - The Fox Report: 2.0

      FNC - On the Record: 1.6

      FNC - Special Report: 1.6

      CNN - Larry King Live: 1.3

      CNN - American Morning: 1.2

      CNN - NewsNight: 1.0

      MSNBC - The Abrams Report: 0.8

      MSNBC - Buchanan & Press: 0.5

      MSNBC - Scarborough Country: 0.4

      MSNBC - Hardball: 0.4

      MSNBC - Countdown with Keith Olbermann: 0.4

    7. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should include fake news shows in that statistic, just to show the real ones how much they truly suck.

    8. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      demographic not democratic

    9. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by jcast · · Score: 0, Troll

      if Bush looses power in such a way that a return of Republican government looks to be unlikely in the near future then Fox news will flip flop to the left.

      Just like Fox was leftist when Clinton was president, right?
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    10. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by patomuerto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FoxNews suing Fox Broadcasting is a scam. The fans of Fox news will definitely keep watching the news for updates and Simpson fans will only wait for controversial episode with anticipation. Rupert Murdoc lets the offended persons go ahead with this and saves millions in advertising and possibly attracts even more viewers to both shows.

      Basically all the news sources, including slashdot, become shills.

      I might be getting more cynical but the more this stuff happens the more I believe it is planned.

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    11. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Assembler · · Score: 1

      Where did you find those TV ratings?

    12. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by iantri · · Score: 1

      He says this later -- Freudian slip the first time? (Talking about the Republican head of the company a few sentences prior)

    13. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      This is a bad thing since experience working at Fox news does not exactly enhance your resume when applying for a job with the real media.

      Oh please, and you people say that anyone who disagrees with a liberal is single minded and stupid.

      I live in San Diego, and while 1/2 the county was burning this last week, I was watching all the local channels and the network news channels. Who was first (by a long shot) to report on fires here? Fox. Hell, even CNN and MSNBC kept simply referring to fires in "Southern California" and only showing shots from LA and San Bernardino, and only short glimpses at that... Fox at least acknowledged early on that there are people and cities south of that. Too much of the "real media" seem to think that "Southern California" == "LA" which is really annoying.

      Then the local channels... our local Fox station continued to cover the fires and give constant updates long after the CBS, ABC and NBC channels had gone back to their daytime programming of stupid talk shows and soap operas (heaven forbid they anger that demographic). However, I think that our local non-network channel, KUSI had the most (and perhaps best) overall coverage when compared to even our local Fox station.

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    14. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes them hot shit? The Food Channel gets better ratings! One re-run of the Simpsons earns more for Fox than the whole damn Fox Noise Channel gets in a day.

      I could get those kind of ratings if I interviewed my dog for my local cable access channel. And, if you ask me, it's pretty much the same thing.

      These all-"news" channels have long outlived their usefullness. Even they think they need scrolling bullshit tickers to keep people paying attention. The best I can say about them is that they're just like wrestling, only the wrestlers are in suits & ties and don't hit each other.

    15. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by wayward_son · · Score: 1

      Because, as we all know, Salon as NO bias whatsoever.

    16. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do it! And please, please, please, once you've got the patent, prevent them anyone from using it! I'd rather watch Martha Stewart 24-7 than 5 mins of anything with a scrolling text.

    17. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you shut your Pie Hole buddy. You have no idea what your talking about. Everyone knows that the news is bent to the left and if someone disagrees with them they are the scumm of the Earth. Well Guess what people see threw this crap and that's why Fox is #1 hopefully Msnbc and CNN will be gone soon.

    18. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Micah · · Score: 1

      My goodness! Parent post is about the most blatant flamebait/troll I've ever seen on Slashdot, yet it's a 5???

      Look at this stuff:

      > The problem is that its core democratic of poor middle aged southern white racist men do not have much in the way of buying power.

      Good grief!

      Certainly, Fox is to the right of CNN, NY Times, et al. But they are obviously left of center, so how is that bad? Even if Fox really was biased toward Republicans, is that so bad, since most of the other media is biased toward Democrats?

      Also it should be noted that Fox, along with the Congressional Black Caucus, hosted two of the Democratic candidate debates. Some other media, when referencing the debate, made reference to the CBC but not Fox.

      Hannity & Colmes has a conservative and a liberal host. I find it quite a bit more refreshing than most other news talk programs. Colmes is a blatant liberal, yet he has as much voice as Hannity.

      Bill O'Reilly tends to be more conservative than not, but he's not exactly a Republican hack either. He calls it like he sees it, and sometimes bashes Republicans.

    19. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by rifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Anyway what is fox doing sueing one of their best shows?"

      What is FOX doing sueing themselves???? We all know that FOX has no clue, and this just proves that further.

      What's next? SCO sues UNIX intellectual property holder for copyright violation? Actually that wouldn't suprise me.

      Well, they said that the Simpsons was confusing and would be mistaken for a real Fox News broadcast. They also said that the title of Al Franken's book was too subtle for them. In other words, yes, the entire crew, cast, and all the execs and lawyers at Fox News are complete idiots, but at least they are admitting it now.

      When Al Franken said "There is no way a person not completely dense would be confused by this cover to think that Fox is accusing Bill O'Reilly of being a liar. There is nothing confusing about this." I would not doubt there was a meekly muttered "insensitive clod" from the Fox table. :)

    20. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by rifter · · Score: 1

      They should include fake news shows in that statistic, just to show the real ones how much they truly suck.

      Oddly enough, satirical news shows such as "The Daily Show" and "Weekend Update" are not only more entertaining but often more informative than any of the above. They often report news which no one else would bother reporting. Granted, usually it is because the anecdote is more amusing than it is newsworthy, but very often it is something that politicians and such get up to which is so ridiculous that mainstream news programs will not report it, yet it is awfully important that we know what they are doing.

    21. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Certainly, Fox is to the right of CNN, NY Times, et al. But they are obviously left of center, so how is that bad? Even if Fox really was biased toward Republicans, is that so bad, since most of the other media is biased toward Democrats?

      Biased news is bad whatever. In the case of Fox the employees are actually required to bend the stories to the GOP party line. Incidentally the story of the ex-employee did not appear first on Salon, Salon just linked to it and interviewed the guy who posted it. Sure there might be bias in Salon's selection of stories, but that is rather different from deliberate and calculated bias in the stories themselves.

      Hannity & Colmes has a conservative and a liberal host.

      Colmes is a former comedian who was actually hired by Hannity, his role in 'debates' consists of being contradicted or interrupted by Hannity. A doormat who is only on the show to be a foil to the right wing host is not balance.

      Bill O'Reilly tends to be more conservative than not, but he's not exactly a Republican hack either.

      That is exactly what he is, a dishonest one at that. He could not tell the truth about the Peabody, he even tried to claim that he was not responsible for the Al Franken suit.

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    22. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry this post deserves a response.

      If you want the same old news coverage try MSNBC, CNN, etc. They're all the same.

      I highly doubt you can argue that Fox News has a core demographic of racist white southerners. Not only are Fox New's ratings good-- they're at the top of the list for almost every show they put on (except weekend/morning). While they have a rightish tilt, you cannot deny it is any more pronounced than the leftish tilt of CNN.

      Your claim of The problem is that its core democratic of poor middle aged southern white racist men do not have much in the way of buying power. Advertisers much prefer to reach 18-35 audiences, gays, professionals, etc. in short pretty much everyone who is unlikely to watch Fox is anything but Insightful. Maybe you missed the part of Political science where they talked about class structure and political tendancies.

      Why do you think Talk radio has no problem selling adverts and a liberal show can't make money (NPR?). Explain why Fox News is making money while CNN is stuggling. The problem with your claim is that it is unfounded and untrue, a majority of the buying power in this country has a rightish tilt to it as those who are more educated and have more wealth tend to be more conservative in thought and will naturally seek an news channel inline with those views.

    23. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by rifter · · Score: 1

      Certainly, Fox is to the right of CNN, NY Times, et al. But they are obviously left of center, so how is that bad? Even if Fox really was biased toward Republicans, is that so bad, since most of the other media is biased toward Democrats?

      Fox is left of center? What they aren't radical enough for your local militia?

      Hannity & Colmes has a conservative and a liberal host. I find it quite a bit more refreshing than most other news talk programs. Colmes is a blatant liberal, yet he has as much voice as Hannity.

      Alan Colmes is there for comic relief and to be Sean Hannity's punching bag, and the show does not even try to allude otherwise. Usually Hannity gets to speak, but every once in awhile, Colmes gets to say a few sentences which Hannity quickly rebuts after shutting him up. It is clear who is in the driver's seat and what they are trying to portray.

      Bill O'Reilly tends to be more conservative than not, but he's not exactly a Republican hack either. He calls it like he sees it, and sometimes bashes Republicans.

      There I may agree. I am pretty far to the left on many matters, but I would have to say I agree with a lot of what Oreilly says. I don't agree with all of it, and he does fall into the trap of oversimplifying things and making assumptions a lit, and is not too good about checking his facts. I do like the idea of a no-spin zone. I would prefer a true no-spin zone channel to any other kind of news, personally.

    24. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by BradNelson · · Score: 1

      Well, Al Franken got a popularity boost by getting sued. Maybe Groening wanted to boost Simpsons' ratings. This will be the new fad, you know.

    25. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      That's funny; our Fox station was exactly the opposite. It was KCAL 9 and NBC 4 who provided the best coverage, while FOX 11 went back to the Simpsons in no time.

    26. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Oh dear god. Combined with the recent BBC article which showed that Fox News viewers overwhelmingly believed false facts about the war in Iraq (for instance, There have been no WMDs found in Iraq yet, and there were never any real links to Al Queda -- these are facts, don't try to argue with me, because if you do, you're probably a Fox news viewer)

      Dear god...Poor America. It really is becoming stupider...and it's not even the peoples fault. It's FOX's!

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    27. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Most conservatives I know hate Hannity. Mainly because he is a right wing zealot and always tows the republican party line, unless he's complaining that they are not conservative enough. And his ways of arguing make a 12 year old look sophisticated. He will shout and cry and use personal attacks when someone is beating him in an argument, which is not hard to do. People like him and Rush are what gives conservatives a bad name.

    28. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Why do you think Talk radio has no problem selling adverts

      Why do you think that every right wing talk radio show has failed on TV? Bill O'Really is only able to stay on the TV because Fox News is prepared to lose money on his show.

      Radio shows do not cost that much to run, and when you run in syndication you can finance a show from ideologically committed advertisers and second tier brands.

      The shout format falls apart on TV, take Rush and put him on the screeen so you can see his face when he is telling his latetest lie and it all just falls apart.

      Of course it could just be a myth of the left wing media that Rush is a drug adict and that he really isn't a hypocrite when he calls for strict drug laws. It could even be the case that Bill O'Really did not demand that fox News sue Franken over the book as he now claims. But there is no way in hell that the 'Mission Accomplished' banner was not made by the Whitehouse and hung according to its directions whatever lies that George W. might like to make to the contrary.

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    29. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by deltronzero · · Score: 1

      You're right: NPR can't make money. It's a non-profit organization.

    30. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just plain wrong. I've been watching CNN's coverage of the fires this whole time as I rarely can stomach FOX News (cable). They have had numerous location shots in San Diego. They have reported widely on the various emergency centers in San Diego, including the stadium that the Chargers play in (Qualcomm?). They have interviewed firefighters and locals who had their houses burnt down in San Diego. I don't really know where you are getting your crap from, but that is the main place that I have heard was burning. From what I've seen on CNN I didn't even realize that LA and San Bernadino had any big problems. The focus has been mainly on San Diego as far as I've seen over the past few days. Maybe you just didn't catch it? Of course I am glad that the local FOX station decided to cover the situation widely. I would've hoped the other stations would have done the same.

    31. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Micah · · Score: 1

      Part of that is due to the media. Any prime time cable TV show that wants ratings needs to not get too intellectually deep into things, unfortunately.

    32. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Micah · · Score: 1

      > Fox is left of center?

      Ooops, sorry, I meant to say that CNN, NYT, etc are left of center. I should use "they" more carefully.

      > Alan Colmes is there for comic relief and to be Sean Hannity's punching bag, and the show does not even try to allude otherwise.

      That might be stretching it a bit....

    33. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rush was put on tv at midnight dickhead! That's why his tv show failed. Its kind of hard to attract advertisers to that time slot.

      As for Rush i don't ever remember him calling for people addicted to pain medication to be jailed. I do remember him calling for crack addicts to be. A detail completely left out by the left-wing media. The timing of his coments were at the height of the crack cocaine epidemic in the US (1995) another fact that is omitted by the mainstream media.

      Do you have any proof that Billy O'Reilly pushed fox to sue Franken? No i didn't think so, just more liberal BS.

      I don't know what the hell you are talking about in regards to the "Mission Accomplished" banner and i would guess that nobody else does either.

      Why don't you go back to Oxford and get your shit together before you start making up shit!!!

    34. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised to hear that CNN and NYT are considered left-of-centre in the USA. In Australia, they are considered centre-right. They certainly go along with the status-quo. In fact, CNN and Fox are placed in the same bag in Australia, you don't trust them, because they only report one side of the story.

      The other side is told by the likes of The Guardian, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, and the Washington Post. The Guardian is unashamedly progressive, and the Australian Broadcasting Corporation is very much in the centre - although it sometimes strays to the left, and the Washington Post is (as I'm sure you know) one of the most unbiased newspapers available.

      Most intelligent people get their news from a mix of right-wing (Fox, CNN), centre (ABC, Washington Post), and left-wing (Guardian) news sources, and make up their mind.

      Personally if I had to choose a US paper to be the benchmark for the centre, it would be the Washington Post.

    35. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      Roger Aisles is a long time Republican activist and partisan

      And Dan Rather raises funds for the Democratic party. Your point?

      experience working at Fox news does not exactly enhance your resume when applying for a job with the real media.

      Maybe you better put down "lying liars" and read today's news

      Fox News does well in the ratings but very poorly with advertisers. The problem is that its core democratic of poor middle aged southern white racist men do not have much in the way of buying power.

      The average Fox News viewer has an income between $50,000 & $75,000, 4+ years of college and holds a professional-managerial position.

    36. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They're trying to generate some audience after tanking during the World Series.
      Oh, did the World Series happen already?
    37. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      Every day a note goes arround called 'The Memo' which contains the Republican party messages of the day. If you do not toe the line then you get fired.

      Sounds like they have this backwards -- in the "real media", the Memo contains the Democrat party messages of the day. No wonder the "mainstream" liberals (there's an oxymoron to go with the morons) think Fox News is such a threat!

      I find the whole thing quite amusing, the libs wringing their hands over Fox news because they've owned the media for so many years, they just can't imagine such a setback. Kind of like a certain political party that keeps losing and then telling itself that the sheep^H^H^H^H^Hvoters of America must be too stupid to understand the issues.

      Hey Democrat party leaders - we understand the issues just fine, we (the voters) just disagree with you (which as far as I know is still a right you Democrats haven't managed to take away yet).

    38. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahha! What a fucking sheep. I can't believe someone would actually buy into that Fox News spew. More proof that 99% of the people in this country are fucking partisan idiots who have NO BRAIN.

    39. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by dheltzel · · Score: 1

      What a clever retort!

      I bow to your obviously superior sheepness, me lord!

    40. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      I see you posted Friday.. I was talking about Sunday when the fires were first starting up and really flaring up... then, Fox was the only one of the 3 major cable outlets that covered San Diego. Yes, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, etc... picked up the news as the damage really grew later on into Monday and tuesday, but at the start, what I said stands.

      I've also seen plenty of reports throught the rest of the week on FOX about San Diego..

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    41. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Maserati · · Score: 1

      How many Pulitzers does Fox News have ? The Daily Show has two. Indecision 2000 and one last year for something I can't recall.

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    42. Re:news ticker belongs to one company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mainstream media" liberal? Hah!

      If that were the case, you'd think that channels like ABC and NPR would always introduce stories about Pro Lifers with the line "People opposed to a woman's right to choose..."

      Oh wait.

      They do.

      Nevermind.

  2. Not gonna happen by wud · · Score: 0

    The Simpsons, make way more money for Fox, then the news channel.

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    1. Re:Not gonna happen by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course one corporate child isn't going to sue another corporate child - that's been granted and we all understood this, Groening just likes to advance his political agenda - but where's your proof that the Simpsons as a property makes more money than Fox News? Granted, the Simpsons is a huge property that sells more than just commercial time and has many DVDs, video games, comic books, action figures, and other merchandise but Fox News is selling commercials 24 hours a day. I'd like to see a comparison. I'm not convinced it is "way more."

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    2. Re:Not gonna happen by fault0 · · Score: 1

      Might have been true a few years back, but certainly not true anymore. Fox News is the #1 News Channel here in the US.

  3. The Simpsons by Pingular · · Score: 3, Insightful

    are always parodying things. They often parody Fox themselves, but do they sue? No. I can understand Fox News being annoyed at this, but to take such strong action as to sue them is a bit over the top. I might recommend Fox News to tell The Simpsons to get rid of all copies of the episode and to never have it shown, at the most.

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    1. Re:The Simpsons by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      I might recommend Fox News to tell The Simpsons to get rid of all copies of the episode and to never have it shown, at the most.

      not going to happen. Come on this is the Simpson's were talkiing about. They relentlessly bash they're own network and get away with it because, no one at Fox News is stupid enough to mess with the 800lb cash cow.
      I'd like to see Fox news take them on. You think they looked stupid after the Al Franken thing, wait till Greoning and company has a real reason to go after them.

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    2. Re:The Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      fox news is kinda like gator..err claria. they don't like people pointing out the truth.

      remember...corporate america has more rights than you do!

    3. Re:The Simpsons by pmz · · Score: 1


      Ironic that one episode had Rupert himself play himself, where his character was parodied to be equivalent to Homer in intelligence (but not wealth or influence, of course).

      I guess it indicates that the people at Fox News have no sense of humor (nor sense of First Amendment-based parody rights).

    4. Re:The Simpsons by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Ironic that one episode had Rupert himself play himself, where his character was parodied to be equivalent to Homer in intelligence (but not wealth or influence, of course).

      No big deal. No-one who matters is ever going to believe that Murdoch is really stupid. Amoral, cynical, destructive, yes. Stupid, no.

      In short, it's a good way for Murdoch to appear as if he can take a bit of humorous criticism, but as the joke obviously has no grounds in reality, there's no actual damage done.

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    5. Re:The Simpsons by chimpo13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As much as I love the Simpsons, Matt Groening isn't above threatening to sue people for stupid reasons.

      The whole Illegal Art project is pretty neat.

      Bunnyhole had to destroy an entire run of their magazine because Groening threw a hissy fit. This really annoys me because I love the Simpsons and Futurama. Especially the parodies.

      It's fine for Groening to parody other people, but don't parody him.

    6. Re:The Simpsons by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      The Simpsons is an equal opportunity satirizer. It makes fun of all - liberals included. Here's an article from a conservative columnist who notes these examples:

      The show where Sideshow Bob goes to prison, Bob says: "I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies!"

      When Grandpa Simpson starts receiving royalty checks for work he didn't do, Bart and Lisa ask, ""Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?" Grandpa responds, "I figured, 'cuz the Democrats were in power again."

      Or the episode "cartridge family" dealing with gun rights:

      Marge: Mmm! No! [pulls gun from Homer] No one's using this gun! The TV said you're 58 percent more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder!

      Homer: TV said that . . . ? But I have to have a gun! It's in the Constitution!

      Lisa: Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!

      Homer: You couldn't be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. [pushing Lisa] Do you want that? [pushing her harder] Huh? Do you?

      Lisa: [quietly indignant] No . . .

    7. Re:The Simpsons by rifter · · Score: 1

      As much as I love the Simpsons, Matt Groening isn't above threatening to sue people for stupid reasons.

      The whole Illegal Art project is pretty neat.

      Bunnyhole had to destroy an entire run of their magazine because Groening threw a hissy fit. This really annoys me because I love the Simpsons and Futurama. Especially the parodies.

      It's fine for Groening to parody other people, but don't parody him.

      Actually, it is proof that Matt Groening is a slashbot. He has no concept of IP law and confuses trademarks with copyrights. Consider:

      Although Groening personally apologized to Tolentino for the suit, he later defended his actions in a Mother Jones interview (May 1999), saying, "If I don't vigorously pursue my copyright, then other people can steal it."

      IANAL, but I do know you do not have to sue everyone for copyright violations to retain copyright as you do with trademarks. Besides, parody is neither a copyright nor a trademark violation. Oh well, at least he will read your post!

    8. Re:The Simpsons by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Making a parody of something is not the same as using the same exact characters. The cease and desist was about the usage of a copyrighted character. The cover of the magazine was definitely not making a parody, nor was it even explicitly declared that the work was not Groening's. People would buy the magazine thinking that Groening had somehow contributed to it.

      The cease and desist letter, then, is not a stupid thing at all. If I took your mug, and plastered it on a "Black Man Killing Machine," wouldn't you do the same thing? Yes, the magnitude of the crime is different, but the crime is the same. Groening had an obligation to send the letter and threaten action, otherwise he would have to allow anyone to stick his characters on anything.

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    9. Re:The Simpsons by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      You're right, I certainly haven't seen the Simpons or Futurama use the exact same characters before. No Archie comic rip-offs, no Count Chocula, no Ren & Stimpy, no South Park, no Bill Cosby, no hmmmm.... that's all I could think of in 30 seconds that the Simpsons/Futurama have ripped off exactly. I still think Simp-arama are funny, but Groening was being a weenie with Bunnyhop.

      I would think it was funny if I was on a "Black Man Killing Machine" whatever the hell that is.

      I'll just sit here and await being sued by Paramount for ripping off the Mugatu and the Gorn in my Star Trek parody band.

  4. Spelling Error... by computerme · · Score: 5, Funny

    The headline should read: "Faux News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons""

    1. Re:Spelling Error... by Carbonite · · Score: 0

      Faux News? No one has ever thought of that! Oh wait...google returns 418,000 hits. And there's a fauxnewschannel.com. Make fun of Fox News if you want, but at least come with some new material.

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    2. Re:Spelling Error... by Wister285 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's funny that people have no problem with extremely liberal news, but when you have something that is right of center it is automatically terrible. In case you didn't know, most news shows that aren't on CNBC or FOX tend to be quite liberal. Just try reading most major news papers. Note article placement too. If you can't see the bias then you shouldn't be posting stuff like this.

    3. Re:Spelling Error... by NickV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not true. William Safire, the founding editor of the freaking National Review, is a frequent regular contributor to what many consider the most "liberal" paper in the country, the New York Times.

      MSNBC has quite a few conservative pundits, and CNN has quite a few too. A good example of the difference between CNN and Fox News is Crossfire vs Hannity and Colmes.

      CNN has smart liberals and conservatives on both sides of Crossfile (Tucker Carlson, Robert Novak on the Right) whereas Fox News has a freaking moron arguing against Sean Hannity. It's literally HANNITY vs colmes. (In fact, when the show was first pitched it was referred to internally as "Hannity vs some wimpy liberal")

      Sure, some papers may lean left (like the Washington Post,) but they don't compare to the wacko right wing-ness of papers like the Washington Times.

    4. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why punish him because you had your head up your ass so long that you never heard the phrase 'Faus News'?

      That wind whistling past your ears was last night's burrito.

    5. Re:Spelling Error... by NialScorva · · Score: 1

      Check any of the articles on fair.org. I'm sure you'll then come back with a well thought out criticism of their methodology, rather than just dismiss it out of hand as most conservatives do.

      Look at one of the more liberal mainstream media outlets: The Washington Post. They criticized the hell out of Clinton. Where is the conservative media criticizing Bush for all of his screw ups? Even the "liberal" media is barely criticizing him.

      Ever listen to talk radio? There's NPR... and ten thousand Rush Limbaugh wannabees. Then there's fox news, which survives on shouting down anyone who disagrees or cutting off their mike halfway through the interview.

      Liberal media my ass.

    6. Re:Spelling Error... by Carbonite · · Score: 2, Informative

      William Safire, the founding editor of the freaking National Review...

      William Buckley (Jr.) founded National Review, not William Safire. Perhaps Buckley has written for the Times occasionally, but I don't think he's a frequent contributor.

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    7. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "William Safire, the founding editor of the freaking National Review, is a frequent regular contributor to what many consider the most "liberal" paper in the country, the New York Times."

      And the WSJ has liberal editorials in the EDITORIAL SECTION. What does that have to do with the fact that 100% of the ACTUAL WRITERS are liberals.

    8. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think it's funny that people think the non-Fox media is "extremely liberal".

      Posted AC because this is Off-Topic.

    9. Re:Spelling Error... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup...I see CBS, NBC, ABC...the major network news, and CNN on cable as all having from a slight to major liberal slant. Fox news, does have a slight right leaning......and I think it is nice to have this as a balance to the liberal side. I watch and listen to all of them and I think having variety like this makes for better decision making as an individual.

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    10. Re:Spelling Error... by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of appeasement theory? It not only applies to things like international politics, but it also works with things like the media. One good example of this is the Philadelphia Inquirer where either once or twice a week they run a feature called the "Conservative Corner" in the editorial section. First of all, there is nothing worse than making it sound like conservative's opinions need to be placed in the corner as if they did something bad. Second of all, why don't they regularly run these features without having to feature a "balance" of the news?

      Here's an article from the National Review too talking about New York Times bias:

      http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-gros s031403.asp

      It's also hard to hold the New York Times in very high regard after the whole scandal they had with their reporter.

      I'm not saying that FOX News isn't biased, but I think it's about time that the other side of things should be heard.

      If you need more information on this subject, I suggest you read the following book by Bernard Goldberg. He couldn't stand the liberal bias of the media even though he is a liberal himself. Some of the examples he uses are undeniably accurate and universal. It's very interesting to say the least.

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060 520841/qid=1067618220/sr=8-2/ref=sr_8_2/103-901353 3-0048633?v=glance&n=507846

    11. Re:Spelling Error... by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

      I think it's because the left used to be able to control the debate because the issues were often presented in a way that was sympathetic to their cause by the major media.

      Now with Fox news, and the internet, they've lost that power. So now they have a very popular media outlet that doesn't adhere to their POV, they attack it as being fake (hence FAUXnews), or only watched by inbreds or something. But the News on Foxnews isn't fake. It's the same stories you can find elsewhere, it's just the POV in the story may be a little different than others, and the weights given to stories may be different. But that doesn't make it wrong. Sure we'd prefer no political bias in our news, but is that really possible?

      How can the ability to get different POVs in the media be bad?

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    12. Re:Spelling Error... by PD · · Score: 0, Troll

      Remember, conservatives are so dumb that they think Dan Quayle is smart.

    13. Re:Spelling Error... by Enry · · Score: 1

      Bias has been pretty well reviewed and shown that while there may be a slight liberal bias in actual news reporting, that's not where people get their actual information from.

      More news reports are coming from comments on Hannity and Colmes, Crossfire, Hardball, etc. Those shows all have a small liberal agenda behind them as compared to the larger conservative agenda. Taking into account the massive conservative talk radio, and the liberal voice is almost nonexistant.

      I'd recommend if you're going to read "Bias", you also check out "Big Lies" and "Blinded By The Right".

    14. Re:Spelling Error... by rsidd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure, some papers may lean left (like the Washington Post,)

      The Washington Post? Left-leaning? The paper that publishes Charles Krauthammer (who's rapidly narrowing the gap with Ann Coulter), George Will, Jim Hoagland, etc?

      Apart from some fringe outfits like the Nation, there is no "left" in the US. The NYT and Washington Post are centre-right, most others are far-right. By global standards I mean.

    15. Re:Spelling Error... by rsidd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Replying to myself: when a free-marketeer like Paul Krugman is branded as "far-left" (as is Howard Dean), you know how far to the right this country has really gone. In any other country they'd both be mildly-left-of-centre at best.

    16. Re:Spelling Error... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think it's funny that people have no problem with extremely liberal news, but when you have something that is right of center it is automatically terrible.

      You know, that's the first time I've ever heard anybody suggest that there might be a problem with liberal news. That is a mystery: why has nobody on this planet ever criticized the news for being too liberal? You would think that at least one conservative out there would speak up about this issue.

    17. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need more information on this subject, I suggest you read the following book by Bernard Goldberg. He couldn't stand the liberal bias of the media even though he is a liberal himself. Some of the examples he uses are undeniably accurate and universal. It's very interesting to say the least.

      and for a thorough bitchslapping of Bernie Goldberg and the inaccuracies in his book, read chapter 6 of Al Franken's latest, Lies and Lying Liars who Tell Them.

    18. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Krugman's a moron.

      http://ambit.typepad.com/ambit/2003/09/the_econo mi st_f.html

      for just one example

    19. Re:Spelling Error... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      NPR is rather liberal, and I'd say they have a fair following.

    20. Re:Spelling Error... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll agree on the majors having slight liberal slant, but Fox News is more than 'slightly' right-leaning. You're talking about a network that goes out of its way to find the dumbest, most extreme left wingers to bring on the air so their hosts can ridicule them. Bill O'Reilly's shouting matches and mic cutting are pretty much SOP over Fox - they try to give the appearance of letting both sides tell their story, but in reality, are only interested in their side of the story. The other networks generally at least give conservatives a chance to speak without treating them like bafoons. That alone makes them far more centerist than Fox will ever be in my mind.

    21. Re:Spelling Error... by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      Faux News? No one has ever thought of that! Oh wait...google returns 418,000 hits. And there's a fauxnewschannel.com. Make fun of Fox News if you want, but at least come with some new material.

      Only 10,900 if you search for "faux news".

    22. Re:Spelling Error... by Ads+are+broken · · Score: 0

      The only reason people like to rag on Fox is because of three words: Fair and Balanced. There is nothing wrong with slant either way, its actually quite healthy. But please don't operate the most slanted / biased / spin-happy channel on television and then go out of your way pretending to be the exact opposite of what you are. I'm glad FoxNews exists, its good for us, but that slogan is ridiculous.

    23. Re:Spelling Error... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd have no problem with Fox news having a conservative bent if it weren't for the fact that they go so far out of their way to blur the line between fact and opinion. Look at the wording of some of the items in their ticker compared to other networks. CNN's, for example, uses very plain wording that simply gets the facts across. Fox's ticker intentionally words things in a flamatory, almost propaganda-like way. I think having different POV's is a very GOOD thing, but I really wishFox knew how to keep their punditry and fact reporting somewhat seperated.

    24. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's interesting to note that Fox News itself is the second hit in the list on the above Google Search :]

    25. Re:Spelling Error... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Safire was a speechwriter for Nixon, and is a frequent (weekly?) columnist to the op-ed page. Almost every paper has a bent, and a token columnist who disagrees with the attitude of the editorial page. It's also important to differentiate between the attitude of the op-ed page (where bias is good) and the news pages (where it is unfortunate, but unavoidable). Things like article placement, tone, and the like are imporant and are too often ignored, on both sides. I'd say that of the major US papers the WSJ is a little more conservative, and the NY Times and WA Post are a little to the left, but all three at least have the goal of objectivity on the news pages. For a good understanding of the issues, it would be best to get your news from several sources, so you can begin to filter the bias out and keep the facts.

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    26. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have my tax money to support them. If they had to make it in the real world, they'd fall flat on their faces.

    27. Re:Spelling Error... by falsified · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I remember watching Fox News Sunday (a typical political show on the regular Fox broadcast network) a few months ago for several weeks in a row and whenever they would have a Democratic congressperson for a roundtable discussion, they'd choose either Rep. Bayh or Senator Zell Miller. For those who don't know, Zell Miller votes for the Republican party line on every vote (literally) since he began to be in the Senate, I believe. Bayh has a similar record. So while people were debating the war, a new round of tax cuts, and so forth, a less informed viewer would get the perception that all sides were in agreement - wars and tax cuts for all!

      Like you mentioned, they use the opposite for shows dedicated purely to "debate", choosing misinformed unelectable liberals to defend the Democratic party line and well-composed, intelligent conservatives for the Bushies. (Until they get into the "mindless rant" section of the program.)

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    28. Re:Spelling Error... by SiliBelgian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now children, they're a great network and they do a lot of quality programming too... *bursts out in laughter*

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    29. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN, M$NBC, and CNBC have hired a few conservatives, but it has been in response to FoxNews' success. They NEVER would have thought about letting such conservatives on the air before FNN came around.

    30. Re:Spelling Error... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      That's not true. William Safire, the founding editor of the freaking National Review, is a frequent regular contributor to what many consider the most "liberal" paper in the country, the New York Times.

      Conservative complaints about liberal bias are not about the editorial page which as you point out often have conservative columnists even when the "official" opinions in the unsigned editorials are reliably liberal (as with the NYT). These are after all the *opinion* pages and are supposed to have a partisan point of view.

      The real complaint is that the news pages have a liberal bias. Most conservatives don't think that this bias is self-conscious nor is it (usually) "in your face" in the way that the conservative media tends to be but it is ever present. I think this is a pretty fair criticism, every single survey of the policial opinions and voting habits of reporters, anchors and managers of the major media show that they are overwhelmingly liberal as compared to the population at large. This can't help but to show up in their reporting, and it does in measurable ways such as how liberal politicians, groups and organizations are identified or cited as opposed to their conservative counterparts.

      That being said the conservative alternatives are self-consciously and (usually) unapologetically conservative and wear their biases much more on their sleeve. They also tend to have come from tabloid(y) backgrounds since those tabloids saw the frustration of conservative half of the population as a market oppurtunity - so you get Fox news, and the New York Post - self-consciously conservative and rather trashy.

      In either case you are much more likely bias in the news when it is your ox that is being gored.

      Sure, some papers may lean left (like the Washington Post,) but they don't compare to the wacko right wing-ness of papers like the Washington Times.

      I should point out that while the Post does "lean left" as you say most conservatives consider it to be much fairer and more balanced in it's reporting when compared to the New York Times. Many conservatives have written pieces encouraging the Washington Post to make a play for the national market currently dominated by the Times. As for the Washington Times being "wacko right" that's too true -but then there are plenty of papers that are just as wacky on the left (for instance the Boston Globe)

    31. Re:Spelling Error... by DaveWhite99 · · Score: 1

      The major news networks have anything but a liberal slant. Where have you been hiding the past few years ? The news networks are nothing more than mouthpieces for Bush and the Republican party. When was the last time you heard any news critical of the Bush administration ?

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    32. Re:Spelling Error... by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Hold on..
      So we are now forbidden to write anything thats ever been used before?

      Thats really going to screw up a lot of society.

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    33. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiight.

    34. Re:Spelling Error... by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest Republican stroke of genius was whole "liberal media" sound bite. They trot this out anytime the news is even remotely critical of them or has the audacity to ask a tough question. Now logically you'd think attacking the press would be a bad idea. After all politicians rely on it and fear most being ignored by it. However, in reality reporters have always been trained to question their own biases. By exploiting this sensitivity, you actually vastly increase your chances of coverage.

      If you repeat something enough people eventually start to believe it, and as a result in the U.S. most news stations are so afraid of the "liberal" label that they now treat political figures (esp. republicans) with the shallow fluffiness of an Oprah interview.

      If the Democrats had any brains they'd do the same and start calling the press names of their own. Here's a few samples...

      "The corporate media fatcats"
      "The neocon intimidated media"
      "The Bush-whipped media"

      any other ideas?

    35. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm a troll, am I? The moderators here aren't fans of the truth? Can't face it, can you? You have to make your pathetic attempts to censor me by pulling my publicity down a notch?

      Unlike Fox News, it appears that Slashdot is neither fair, or balanced.

      Thanks.

    36. Re:Spelling Error... by WatertonMan · · Score: 2
      Look at one of the more liberal mainstream media outlets: The Washington Post. They criticized the hell out of Clinton. Where is the conservative media criticizing Bush for all of his screw ups? Even the "liberal" media is barely criticizing him. Ever listen to talk radio? There's NPR... and ten thousand Rush Limbaugh wannabees. Then there's fox news, which survives on shouting down anyone who disagrees or cutting off their mike halfway through the interview.

      Last summer Limbaugh spent most of it ripping on Bush. Bush has been frequently attacked by the right on many issues. Free trade being a big issue. But they have lambasted him on many other issues. Conservatives have criticized him on constitutional issues as well. (Although admittedly not as much as the left -- although in the Senate and Congress I believe conservatives have been more vocal critics than liberals)

      Don't get me wrong. Overall I agree with your points. I don't think conservatives have tried to be as objective as they should. But saying they aren't critical of the administration seems surprising if you've listened to them much.

    37. Re:Spelling Error... by saforrest · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Yup...I see CBS, NBC, ABC...the major network news, and CNN on cable as all having from a slight to major liberal slant.


      Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but I find this belief in liberal slant in mainstream U.S. media as incomprehensible to me as the arguments of the gun lobby. (I'm not equating the two, by the way.)

      I read or watch CNN fairly often, and there seems to be an undertone to all the coverage that I would hardly call liberal. For instance, while Fox News might directly attack a Democrat for suggesting tax cuts are a bad idea, CNN will simply quote him, while still subtly suggesting that most Americans would want the tax cut.

      The most telling evidence, though, is the fearful lack of coverage of foreign events by the mainstream American networks, excepting of course the Middle East. I was astounded to see the difference between regular cable CNN, and CNN International, which has reasonably decent coverage of stuff in Africa, Asia, etc. And I don't accept the argument that CNN is simply showing what its domestic audience wants to see, and has no free will in the matter.

    38. Re:Spelling Error... by Enry · · Score: 1

      I disagree (and I'll admit I'm a regular NPR listener).

      NPR keeps rolling out administration officials to interview. Today was Paul Wolfowitz being interviewed by Juan Williams (who is frequently on Fox News as a conservative). Yesterday Newt Gingrich was interviewed about power and made a lot of not-so-nice comments about the Clinton years. Don't forget others like Cokie Roberts and Peter Overby who have definate right-leaning reporting.

      Based on the stories and way they're reported, they're one of the best "centrist" news organizations out there.

    39. Re:Spelling Error... by eyeye · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny that people have no problem with extremely liberal news


      There are no liberal US news stations, thats why people have no problem!
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    40. Re:Spelling Error... by Adam_Weishaupt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My problem with Fox News isn't that they are heavily bias to the right, but rather they present misleading information. A recent study done by pipa shows heavy viewers of the Fox News Channel are nearly four times as likely to hold demonstrably untrue positions about the war in Iraq as those who rely on National Public Radio (NPR) or the Public Broadcasting System (PBS).

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    41. Re:Spelling Error... by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1

      You do realize that when calling someone a liberal, you're essentially calling him/her a promotor of freedom, right? Right? Freedom, as in "liberty".

      I think the term "liberal" is wrongly chosen.

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    42. Re:Spelling Error... by paranoic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful? that is a troll.

      CBS news has the highest percentage of tv viewers after FOX who think that Saddam is responsible for 9/11. That's not a liberal view point, but what the current administration wants us to believe. It is a myth that the news media is liberal. The media just parrots the PR fluff that the administration puts out.

    43. Re:Spelling Error... by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they have no current reason to be critical of the current administration - I haven't heard any praise for them recently either. All the people want to hear about is who's cheating on whom anyway, and appearently our present administration is either a) not doing that or b) better at hiding it than the previous admin. The war's several months old now, so no one cares about that crap anymore. One would think that, with the vocal minority of people still pissed off that "the wrong guy" won, there's be plenty of muck to rake. Maye Bush isn't so bad after all? :)

    44. Re:Spelling Error... by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid CNN is at least as left-leaning as Fox is right-leaning. For a while, before completely giving up on CNN, I got into the habit of first turning on CNN and watching until I saw a "straight news" story with a left-slant. When I saw the first left-leaning bias, I turned to Fox news. It got to the point that I'd watch a total of 30 seconds of CNN before turning the channel. Yes, Fox could lean to the right, but I think CNN leans even further to the left and still says they have no bias. If you're going to complain about Fox, complain louder about CNN.

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    45. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    46. Re:Spelling Error... by ViolentGreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't believe having truely unbiased media coverage is possible. Everyone has their opinions and they will subtly slip across. I do however think that it should make an honest attempt to be unbiased.

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    47. Re:Spelling Error... by TGK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suppose karma should be used for something....

      Most residents of the United States have fallen into the falacy of the much touted Liberal Bias In The Media (caps intentional).

      We've had it cramed down our throats by every radio talk show zelot, republican candidate, and conservitive figure we're willing to listen to.

      It's simply not the case. Are most journalists liberal? Unquestionably. Education is one of the strongest factors in determining political viewpoints (next to family and wealth) and most journalists hold at least a BA/BS.

      Nonetheless, this does not mean that the media as a whole is liberal. General Motors employs thousands of union workers who, for the most part, have liberal leanings and vote democrat. Would you therefore assume that the automotive interests of General Motors are represented by the Democratic Party? [Fact, GM consistanly supports conservitive candidates above liberal ones, all other factors being equal].

      The companies we're talking about aren't interested in the Liberal Agenda. Do you think AOL Time Warner wants to see more regulation of the media? Do you think MSNBC (note the MS there) wants to see anti-monopolistic measures taken in the software industry?

      When the BBC ran the story on how the Jessica Lynch rescue wasn't all it was cracked up to be did you see it in the US media? Of course not... That isn't to say it didn't run, you'll find several versions of it with a quick google search... but it wasn't exactly above the fold.

      MSNBC is even debuting a made for TV version of the "rescue." Executives have repeatedly declined comment as to which version of events they'll be displaying.

      So here's my question. If Bill Clinton had presented blatently false information in the State of the Union Address, acted on that information and gone to war on the basis of it, lied about what happened IN the war all the while systematicly dismanteling the individual rights of the US Population... if all that had happened, don't you think the media would have had a bit more to shout about than a stain on a blue dress?

      Clinton was impeached for lieing before Congress. The Bush Administration also lied before Congress. Then it went on to commit the country to a war on the same lies. Where is the special investigative council? Where are the media watch dogs?

      Liberal Media indeed.... in an election between a stiff and a coke head who did the media favor? The coke head. Go figgure....

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    48. Re:Spelling Error... by Random832 · · Score: 1

      while they come from the same root, the meaning of the words is completely different and diverged in old french - "liberal" (or, rather, the O.F. root from which it originates) means "generous", not "freedom"

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    49. Re:Spelling Error... by wafflemonger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference is not the slant, but the fact that Fox News make no effort to hide their bias. Most other news outlets try to appear unbiased even though they are slanted. They do know they are biased, but they try to cover it.

    50. Re:Spelling Error... by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to say Foxnews is perfect. I have my problems with it too. The on-air personalities are overstocked with Republican personalities, I'd prefer more balance there, and I don't mean by bringing in jerk-offs like Geraldo.

      I haven't seem inflamitory language in the tickers/scrawls personally, but that's probably because I don't pay attention to it most of the time (only enough to catch the second half of an interesting item, --really annoying. Only CNN Headline News does the the scrawl correctly -- no scrolling!)

      I actually watch CNN most of the time, I think they are the most balanced, but Fox provides a needed antidote to watching Jennings/Rather/Brokow. I can only take so much of their "Things are as bad as they can possibly get/give up all hope now" approch to reporting.

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    51. Re:Spelling Error... by chanceH · · Score: 1

      Krugman is a Keynesian. I don't consider that to be a free-marketer. I don't really give a flip if that makes me 'far-right' or not. see: this for a pretty funny (well funny for an Austrian Economics blog) bashing of krugman, which also puts it into a light that, I believe, highlights how much information is lost projecting this onto a 'left-right' spectrum.

    52. Re:Spelling Error... by craigtay · · Score: 1

      Aparently you don't watch cable news? This is one of the top complaints that I hear from conservative news commentators

    53. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Fox News Channel has Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders on as guests on a regular basis. I guess they're not right-wing nutjobs afterall.

    54. Re:Spelling Error... by Casca · · Score: 1

      Of course it could just be that YOU are so far right that everyone else is left of you. Ever consider that?

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    55. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantastic!

    56. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course! If you watch cable news, conservative viewpoints are all you will ever hear.

    57. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one meaning, sure. But in the political context, a liberal is one who supports personal freedom. The ACLU is an example of a liberal organization. The opposite of "liberal" is "authoritarian", not "conservative" (and the opposite of "conservative" is "radical").

      Many so-called liberals such as Clinton are really fairly authoritarian, so the label is misapplied.

      Many so-called conservatives such as Bush are really radical, too. Another misapplied label.

    58. Re:Spelling Error... by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Education is one of the strongest factors in determining political viewpoints (next to family and wealth) and most journalists hold at least a BA/BS.

      Actually, the study I saw showed conservatives more prevalent among the more educated, up until you hit the doctorate level. So HS dropouts are more liberal than HS graduates, who are more liberal than those with undergraduate degrees, who are more more liberal than all graduates except those with doctorates. Then when you look at those with doctorates, there's a sharp reversal. The obvious explanation is that the more educated tend to be more wealthy, and conservatives draw more strongly from the upper classes. Those with doctorates, however, tend to derive their income from the government, though teaching, the court system, or the medical system. So they support larger government.

      Anyway, I read that study 2 or 3 years ago, but I have no idea what search terms I would even use to find it on Google. I suppose you didn't post a source either, so I shouldn't feel too bad.

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    59. Re:Spelling Error... by jcast · · Score: 1

      Clinton was impeached for lieing before Congress.

      No he wasn't. That article failed.
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    60. Re:Spelling Error... by moitz · · Score: 1
      In any other country they'd both be mildly-left-of-centre at best.

      We're not any other country. Get over it.

      -moitz-

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    61. Re:Spelling Error... by rsidd · · Score: 1
      We're not any other country.

      In fact, not even the same USA as a few decades ago. Another poster remarks that Krugman is Keynesian: yes, but that doesn't make him leftist. Keynes' major claim to fame was the "new deal" which pulled America out of the 1930s depression.

    62. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a canadian as well and I too watch CNN sometimes. I mostly watch CNN or MSNBC when I want a good laugh. The looney bin stuff you see on US news channels is just so unbelievable. It's just such a contrast to our newscasts. Can you honestly say you've seen such tom foolery on a Canadian newscast? For example I would say that ironically CBC a government funded station probably critizes the Liberal government at least as often as the comercial stations.

      We also tend to see a lot less talking head news (journalists interviewers another journalist or two opposing experts duke it out) and a lot more actual reporting of events. Sure they recount the government's message of the day but they definetely question the validity of the message either by having a response from the opposition or actual facts that don't support what the government is saying.

      It does appear that CNC Global is starting to go down the ugly US style road though. They're buying news stories from CNN a lot more and Kevin Neuman might as well be a CNN anchor. But even then Global's newscasts are way more content then bullshit.

    63. Re:Spelling Error... by fault0 · · Score: 1

      > Yup...I see CBS, NBC, ABC...the major network news, and CNN on cable as all having from a slight to major liberal slant.

      Erm, all of those networks are quite conservative. But to see this, you'll have to leave the US for one year and watch TV in Canada or Europe, where even the most conservative countries have much more of a liberal media than the US has.

    64. Re:Spelling Error... by hymie3 · · Score: 1

      Clinton was impeached for lieing before Congress.

      No he wasn't. That article failed.

      But he *was* impeached. Clinton, on Dec 19th? 1998 became only the second President to have been impeached.

      Impeachment is an official accusation of wrongdoing and/or improper conduct by an elected official. That's what happened to Clinton. The House of Repensenatives impeaches people; the Senate tries the impeachment articles. He was subsequently acquitted (cleared of all charges) by the Senate during the impeachment trial, but he most definitely was impeached.

    65. Re:Spelling Error... by samwhite_y · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Sigh. I have a Ph.d. in mathematics and I consider myself a liberal (I really do not like the fact that Bush is our president). But much of the "activist" left wing are so clueless when it comes to seeing reality. I read the New York times daily. It so clearly has a liberal bias. Every news story about Iraq tends to show the negative (the few positive ones seem to be forced and played down). Every news story about Democrats who attack Bush has a positive spin. Only very grudingly to they admit that the last quarter's growth has some positive aspects to it. They ran a story about Bush trying to take credit for the recent economic growth and the story pretty much said that Bush was seriously overstating the case.

      I find the "New York Times" to be sufficiently biased in its reporting to be annoying, especially when I feel the irrational spin on an event is actually damaging and not helping a cause I favor. For example, the "New York Times" would never point out that more die in Iraq from standard causes like crimes, sickness, accidents by an order of magnitude than die from terrorists acts. And a couple 100 American dead is really small fry casualties for a war zone type situation. By exagerating issues like small fry terrorists acts, they make it sound like the issue at stake is not whether we really have any business in Iraq (I personally think we should have never gone in), but that a few hundred dead American soldiers would never be justified for a good cause.

      Try reading an "Economist" and "New York Times" article about the same thing (such as globalization or the war on Iraq). There are startling differences. If the Conservatives in our country actually hold the correct opinions (note the big "if") about how to direct the future of our country, then they have a right to be outraged by the left wing media. Since I mostly agree with the positions of the left wing media, I am only annoyed.

    66. Re:Spelling Error... by elefantstn · · Score: 1
      In fact, not even the same USA as a few decades ago. Another poster remarks that Krugman is Keynesian: yes, but that doesn't make him leftist. Keynes' major claim to fame was the "new deal" which pulled America out of the 1930s depression.


      The veracity of your statement that the New Deal pulled the US out of the depression notwithstanding, it's hardly proof that Keynes is a centrist, or that Krugman is by association. Who here regards FDR as the paragon of rightist economic policy?
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    67. Re:Spelling Error... by elefantstn · · Score: 1

      When the BBC ran the story [bbc.co.uk] on how the Jessica Lynch rescue wasn't all it was cracked up to be did you see it in the US media? Of course not... That isn't to say it didn't run, you'll find several versions of it with a quick google search... but it wasn't exactly above the fold.


      Don't swallow everything the BBC force-feeds you -- the Jessica Lynch "debunking" has itself been thoroughly debunked. The BBC journalist who wrote it -- (in)famous for swallowing the Iraqi Information Minister's line that the Americans were not in Baghdad -- has backtracked on all the article's major claims.
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    68. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be the one who corrects someone who tried to correct someone (man, that is a little confusing), but the post about Clinton not being impeached is incorrect. Clinton did get impeached. Clinton was impeached by the House of Representatives and acquitted by the Senate. However, this mess (which I think was fairly ridiculous) stated because of the grand jury inquiry which Clinton lied in (relations with Lewinsky). Clinton never lied to an assembled Congress, however there is a president I know of who did. You get three guesses, and the first two don't count.

    69. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to write some kind of witty response, but this expresses my feelings better: LIBERALS ARE MINDLESS ASSHOLES!

    70. Re:Spelling Error... by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 0, Troll

      OK. I'm not trying to argue with you here, I'm trying to help you. Keep that in mind.

      1. "We've had it cramed (sic) down our throats by every radio talk show zelot (sic), republican (sic) candidate, and conservitive (sic) figure we're willing to listen to."

      Why would anyone be willing to listen to someone who crammed something down our throats?

      2. Your whole thesis (News companies are owned by corporations; corporations are conservative; ergo news companies must be conservative) has been debunked so many times it's getting tiresome.

      First, there's no reason a corporation has to be conservative. Levi Strauss is a corporation, yet they were among the first to grant benefits to "domestic partners." Apple Computer is a corporation. They might oppose regulation of the computer industry, but does that mean you'd call Steve Jobs a conservative?

      Second, it just doesn't bear up empirically. Would you call McClatchy a conservative organization? The New York Times is a corporation, yet their editorials consistently advocate liberal positions on the various issues of the day. How can this be? Heck, under your model, no liberals would own stock. Ever hear of Warren Buffet?

      3. It is *stunning* that anyone who professes to know what they are talking about would still cite that Kampfner story, which has been debunked (by the Washington Post, among others) so many times it also is getting tiresome. Some of the problems are obvious (Special Forces entering a potentially hostile area firing *blanks*?), some aren't. (It later turned out the ambulance driver never actually said the Americans were firing at *him*. He simply heard gunfire ahead and, prudently, turned around. Yet the passage in the story gives the reader the clear understanding that the Americans were firing at the ambulance.) Many more problems with it have been pointed out by others; just do a tiny bit of web research.

      4. "Blatantly false information..."

      Please let me know what this blatantly false information is. Is it "The British have learned...?" You may think this is weaselly, but since the British stand by it to this day, it's certainly not "blatantly false." Is it the whole WMD thing? I hope not, because I can come up with a whole list of quotes from Democrats -- including Bill Clinton -- and foreign leaders who also believed Hussein was hiding them. Wrong, perhaps, but certainly not "blatantly false."

      5. "Lied about what happened IN the war"

      One single example, please. That's all I ask.

      6. "Systematically dismanteling (sic) the individual rights of the US population"

      Oh for Pete's sake. Name one right I had in 1999 that I don't have now.

      7. "Clinton was impeached for lieing (sic) before Congress."

      Clinton was impeached for lying under oath before *a grand jury*, and for obstruction of justice (i.e., tampering with witnesses). For crying out loud, why was this modded as insightful? You can't even get the most basic facts straight!

    71. Re:Spelling Error... by chanceH · · Score: 1

      Hmmm FDR took power in ~1932.

      Then the economy sucked until, what, ~1947?

      Great plan.

      Ticking Social Security time bomb says hey.

    72. Re:Spelling Error... by HelpfulPete · · Score: 1

      >> has backtracked on all the article's major claims.

      Umm, bullshit. source?

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    73. Re:Spelling Error... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Well, on the O'Reilly show alone, he has recently had Al Sharpton, Dick Gephardt, and Lieberman...not sure if Kerry has been on yet....and I know Dean won't go on...not after his catastrophic appearance on Meet the Press. I switch between all the channels best I can...but, I find that they do indeed have a number of liberals on Fox to express their views. I think the people I listed can hardly be labled as hard core conservatives. Not to mention, on Fox, they've hosted at least one of the Democratic Debates....hardly a forum for 'Bush Love'...

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    74. Re:Spelling Error... by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      I guess that's why many people refer to NPR as "National Proletariat Radio". If you don't get it, the joke is that the radio tone usually borders on extreme liberalism (communism).

    75. Re:Spelling Error... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I'd hardly call Dan Rather a mouthpiece for the Bush administration. Hell, I don't think it was until just recently that he quit referring to the president as 'Mr. Bush'...instead of President Bush. I mean, you might not like or agree with Bush, but, do hold respect for the office he holds,and for now, he does indeed hold that office.

      And frankly, I don't see NBC or ABC being all the 'kind' to the present administration...

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    76. Re:Spelling Error... by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1

      you're right. I consulted the dictionnary.

      liberal adjective
      1) generous
      2) open-minded, free from prejudice
      3) directed chiefly towards the broadening of the mind

      So the right-wing politicians in the US are calling their adversaries generous and open-minded. If I were a member of the Democrat party, I'dd resent that!

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    77. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Education is one of the strongest factors in determining political viewpoints (next to family and wealth) and most journalists hold at least a BA/BS.

      But you must also notice that most Professors are liberal and see fit to share thier politcal views in the form lecture. I have had only 2 conservative profs in my time at college, and I am a business major!

      [Fact, GM consistanly supports conservitive candidates above liberal ones, all other factors being equal].

      You will notice that this the GM managment who support the conservatives, NOT the workers. The union workers have no say in company policy. What factors are being equal here?

      MSNBC (note the MS there)

      How clever, hiding your own poltical bias in the form of M$ bashing, how dumb do you think we are?

      If Bill Clinton had presented blatently false information in the State of the Union Address, acted on that information and gone to war on the basis of it, lied about what happened IN the war all the while systematicly dismanteling the individual rights of the US Population...

      Bill Cliton did lie a State of the Union address. Remember when he said that he was going to bring home all the troops in Bosnia in a year? Then a year later he told the graduting class at the Air Force Academy that it would be at least another 18 months (or some equally long time period, I don't remember excatly)before a withdrawl could even be considered. And yes, that decision led to many more months of war. What is more, we had no business in Bosnia to begin with, there wasn't even a "terrorist". The europeans could have done the job of getting that genocidal maniac, they could've done cheaper, quicker and the US would not have alienated that part of the world. As for dismanteling the individual rights of the US population... don't you think that it is your right to keep the money you earn? I do. Clinton took more of my money than any other pres.

      Where are the media watch dogs?

      They are were they allways are. Selling to ratings. Tell people what they want to hear and people will watch. For some reason people like Bush, so the media reinforces this, then they sell more ads, then PROFIT.

    78. Re:Spelling Error... by elefantstn · · Score: 1

      Here is a good summary of all the holes in the BBC story.

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    79. Re:Spelling Error... by pkp_gl211 · · Score: 0

      to find the dumbest, most extreme left wingers

      I guess you are referring to the DNC chairman, Random DNC senators presidential candidates, Clinton staffers, and ACLU lawyers (I watch every night for comic relief and this sums up his "liberal" guests in the last two weeks). Bill is definitely not a conservative. He knows this the RNC knows this, FOX knows this. He is just a moderate with a temper and his own show. I have seen him tear apart conservative law makers just as harshly as liberal ones. He enjoys confrontation.

      Seriously if you dont watch it you shouldnt comment on it. Oh wait this is slashdot =)

    80. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're saying yellow journalism is ok then?

    81. Re:Spelling Error... by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      Is this the same Al Franken that lied to John Ashcroft just to extract certain information from him for his new book?

      You might want to read this article.

      In fact, this Al Franken wasn't even sorry that he lied just to get the information. He was sorry that he used Harvard's stationary to seem more legitimate.

    82. Re:Spelling Error... by Enry · · Score: 1

      Boy I'm glad you told me that. I might not have gotten the joke.

    83. Re:Spelling Error... by wayward_son · · Score: 1

      What next? M$NBC?

    84. Re:Spelling Error... by pkp_gl211 · · Score: 1

      Interesting you should mention that education is ont of the strongest factors is determining political alignment.

      So how does that relate to the fact that engineering schools (real ones not "Texas Tech" or the like) are more conservative that liberal arts schools? At an engineering school you will very rarely see demonstrations. It used to be that white men dominated this area but now engineering schools seem to be right around 60-40.

      I know this is a fact in the midwest and on the east coast but west coast seems to be a little different (in more ways than one ;)).

      Engineering schools also tend to have higher ACT and SAT scores than liberal arts schools along with fewer students from "wealth" (In my mind wealth is more than 150k a year family income). It is a very competitive field in general. Most of the people I went to school with had student loans and came from middle-lower class families (40-60k family income)

      Surely you arent suggesting that all these conservative people are uneducated? I mean the mere fact that all these "money hungry" and "racist" executives with MBAs and other degrees are conservative, kind of defeats that argument doesnt it?

      Seems to me your statment holds no truth.

    85. Re:Spelling Error... by wayward_son · · Score: 1

      "Clinton was impeached for lying under oath before *a grand jury*, and for obstruction of justice (i.e., tampering with witnesses). For crying out loud, why was this modded as insightful? You can't even get the most basic facts straight!"

      I'd like to see a -1 Factually Inaccurate mod on Slashdot.

    86. Re:Spelling Error... by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      Or it could be you are so John Birch right, that the moderate center looks pinko.

      I mean, c'mon, that sounds like a "fair and balanced" argument. "Balanced" doesn't mean your measure of equanimity is presenting every opposing view as equal, or even valid, for that matter. Setting up strawman arguments is a no no as well (note to readers - the following analogy is merely for illustrative purposes)

      "OK, we've heard from the abused wife and kids, and the doctor who treated them, but we also hear from reliable sources that the father has been under a great deal of stress, and we have no information yet on the mental stability of the wife and kids..."

      As if these perspectives are both equally newsworthy and somehow come out a wash, so you've been "fair and balanced."

      "Ted 'Chappaquiddick' Kennedy falls asleep during security briefing" should not be presented as a foil to "Bush criticized for his Iraq reconstruction plan" but that tends to be the setup of most talk radio, Hannity, O'Reilly, et al.

    87. Re:Spelling Error... by falsified · · Score: 1

      Those three are all polling in the low single digits in most places/national polls except Gephardt (and that's debatable), meaning that whatever they say is no real threat to Bush's presidency. Kerry would be an exception if he had appeared. But yes, Fox isn't all THAT bad, and most of the time is as bland as the other networks.
      I just wish they would be more straightforward about their bias. Likewise with the other networks, if indeed they are liberal. Personally, I can hardly find an instance where the networks were liberal; in fact, they spent years trying to embarrass Clinton and after 9/11 simple dissent was extremely rare - typically the news will try to raise issues for the government and it simply didn't happen.

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    88. Re:Spelling Error... by quax · · Score: 1

      Coming from Europe all your media seems way right off center.

    89. Re:Spelling Error... by LtOcelot · · Score: 1

      That post didn't say what you think it said. It was referring to one of multiple articles under which impeachment was attempted.

    90. Re:Spelling Error... by EzekielLinux · · Score: 1

      You might see them as slight liberal slant, but I see them as being heavily liberal. Now its all about your perspective. Most of the media (news stations, newspapers, etc) that I am surrounded with, in my opinion, have a little more than just a _slight_ liberal slant, but I still read them. I also listen and watch many conservative radio and news stations, mainly fox news and rush..... mainly. I like to watch/listen to them because they make me think.

      Fox News says they are fair and balanced, maybe not 100% true but at least they don't try to cover up that they put more of a conservative slant on their stores. You see them as they are. Its because of that, I believe, that they are more balanced than the other news stations.

      A good friend of mine told me this quote and its very interesting.

      The best of us argue about ideas. Most of us argue about things. The worst of us argue about people.
      --Unknown

      Might seem random, but who knows. Just my two cents.

    91. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The New York Times is actually moderate media. If you want "real" left wing media, it's frequently labeled radical. All the mass media are fairly bad in that regardles of their political slant they participate in the American media culture. That culture is violence and fear oriented, which serves the agenda of those in power, left and right alike. The media culture drives consumer demand for government, just as it drives demand for the majority of the service economy.

      The irrational spin you noted is also due to the culture, and not due to liberal bias. No mass news outlet is going to report that terrorist killings are outnumbered by natural deaths. Instead, the right-leaning media will report on deaths, killing, and injustice committed elsewhere and by other parties. Either way, Americans feel angry and afraid, and they want their leaders to protect them. Only the "radical" left is left enough to point out that the differences between the mass outlets are there to create the illusion of a balanced debate. If you strip away the politics and look at the raw data of what they are reporting and who benefits from it, it's a bit clearer.

    92. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I see that there were probably some inaccuracies in the BBC story...though only ONE, the blanks/live ammo thing, had any evidence to support it. Evidence which I found quite convincing, but it's just one item.

      The point is that this event was spun and embellished by the Bushies for propaganda purposes, and there's nothing in these links that makes me think any differently.

      To date, four of her rescuers have died mysteriously, and Jessica "doesn't remember" what happened, after her weeks held incommunicado.

      Unless there's more openness and less spin from DC, it's quite reasonable to be highly suspicious of anything they say about this war, and you link mostly went to bloggers arguing among themselves.

      Before I get the "liberal" flames, yeah, I think the BBC's tone was rather anti-U.S. military, but to say it was refuted is even worse journalism than the original story!

    93. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The difference is not the slant, but the fact that Fox News make no effort to hide their bias. Most other news outlets try to appear unbiased even though they are slanted. They do know they are biased, but they try to cover it.
      So why to you suppose they keep telling everyone that they're "Fair and Balanced"?
    94. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that it expresses your feelings better or that you, being a conservative, can't think of anything witty.

    95. Re:Spelling Error... by fitzsimj · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, this does not mean that the media as a whole is liberal. General Motors employs thousands of union workers who, for the most part, have liberal leanings and vote democrat. Would you therefore assume that the automotive interests of General Motors are represented by the Democratic Party? [Fact, GM consistanly supports conservitive candidates above liberal ones, all other factors being equal].

      This is a wholly invalid analogy. The union-member line workers at GM are not the people on the board of directors.

      By and large, the heads of our news organizations are very definitely liberal.

    96. Re:Spelling Error... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I read the New York times daily. It so clearly has a liberal bias. Every news story about Iraq tends to show the negative (the few positive ones seem to be forced and played down).

      You consider yourself liberal do you? How the hell can you put a positive spin on the stories from Iraq, how about the truth, it is grotty little war that is not other. I am really very doubtful of people who call themselves liberals.

    97. Re:Spelling Error... by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      WHAT THE FRICK? Why on earth was this post moderated as a troll? I don't get it. It's factual and informative. Is it trollish just because I pointed out the parent poster didn't have his facts straight?

      Strange.

    98. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is HORRIBLE! Deceiving the Attorney General into divulging hypocrisy. Hmm, Attorney General... that would be the executive branch, right? Like the FBI? And doesn't the FBI have the power to deceive people in order to get them to come from Russia to the U.S. to be arrested. Fascinating...

    99. Re:Spelling Error... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Funny joke, yes. But it is amazing how conservatives lack understanding of communism, or let alone anything else. Proletariat is not intrinsic to communism/socialism/etc. It is actually from a Roman word. Calling someone proletariat is the same as calling someone working class.

      I'm sure you guys can come up with something else.

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    100. Re:Spelling Error... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      You and I definitely have a different perspective on this. :)

      I have no problem whatsoever with their conservative nature, in fact my favorite people to discuss issues with are those who disagree with me, precisely because it makes me think deeper about the issue at hand.

      The problem I have is the promotion of themselves as "Fair and Balanced," which in mind mind implies that they intend to be unbiased. Or at the very least, give the other side a fair chance to make their case. Instead, I get to watch hosts bullying guests and what I consider to be rather unfair coverage of a lot of issues.

      So honestly, I have no problems with Fox as be conservative leaning, but their approach bothers me. But as another saying goes, different strokes... :)

    101. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because most conservatives bash the lack of diversity rather than the fact that a station is liberal. Let them have their one conservative station, and we still have our 30.

    102. Re:Spelling Error... by camiel · · Score: 1

      I think the use of the word "liberal" is quite interesting. In many European countries, "liberals" (Germany: FDP, Netherlands: VVD, France: UDF, Austria: FPOe) are considered to be conservative and right-wing, whereas in the United States they are considered to be left-wing. Politics in America and Europe are really that far apart.

    103. Re:Spelling Error... by rifter · · Score: 1

      Hold on..

      So we are now forbidden to write anything thats ever been used before?

      Thats really going to screw up a lot of society.

      That reminds me of the South Park episode Simpsons Already Did It where basically the conclusion was that anything you can think of doing has already been done, probably on the Simpsons.

    104. Re:Spelling Error... by rifter · · Score: 1

      And Fox News Channel has Al Sharpton and Bernie Sanders on as guests on a regular basis. I guess they're not right-wing nutjobs afterall.

      Fox news only brings liberals on the show to ridicule them. The inclusion of Al Sharpton is a good example, as he is easy to make fun of. NO one who is left leaning and makes any sense will make it on the Fox news channel for very long, and no liberals with the exception of the token Alan Colmes (who isn't really a true leftist) actually work for the news channel or have shows.

    105. Re:Spelling Error... by sg3000 · · Score: 1

      > wacko right wing-ness of papers like the Washington Times

      Hey! That's "wacko right wing-ness of papers owned by the Moonies like the Washington Times", to you, Mr. Cynic.

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    106. Re:Spelling Error... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      um...that's a pretty crappy summary of holes in the BBC story. In fact, there's almost no content there aside from a "no BFAs, blank ammo is different, and weapons can't be converted easily, and they were in a combat zone."

      You're forgetting that the major contention is that IT WASN'T A COMBAT ZONE AND THE US KNEW THERE WERE NO ENEMIES IN THE AREA.

      If you consider this half-assed analysis to be proof of anything it's no wonder you think fox is a news network.

      Fucking retard.

    107. Re:Spelling Error... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Actually, WWII pulled the US out of the depression.

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    108. Re:Spelling Error... by ntsucks · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Rush is in rehab this month. The Ditto Heads are without their brain for a while.

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    109. Re:Spelling Error... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      People with doctorates tend to be people who don't want to leave the warm security blanket of academia until they've used up all possible means of staying on campus. People who graduate with a two, four, or six year degree, then go out and find a job, are less prone to exist in a fantasy world of ideology.

      That's a generalization, of course, but this whole slashdot topic is supposed to be a rant fest, isn't it??

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    110. Re:Spelling Error... by Jardine · · Score: 1

      At an engineering school you will very rarely see demonstrations

      You think that might be because engineering schools are filled with nerds?

      Demonstrations are a social activity and let's face it, we nerds are not good at social activities. Try polling the students at a few engineering schools on political issues. I have no idea what the results would be but it might be more accurate than "engineering students don't have many protest rallys, protesting is a liberal activity, therefore engineering students aren't liberals"

    111. Re:Spelling Error... by saforrest · · Score: 1

      By and large, the heads of our news organizations are very definitely liberal.

      I guess you're not including Rupert Murdoch, eh?

      Can you give an example of a CEO who is definitely liberal? Like Richard Parsons or Steve Case?

    112. Re:Spelling Error... by saforrest · · Score: 1


      The most telling evidence, though, is the fearful lack of coverage of foreign events by the mainstream American networks, excepting of course the Middle East. I was astounded to see the difference between regular cable CNN, and CNN International, which has reasonably decent coverage of stuff in Africa, Asia, etc. And I don't accept the argument that CNN is simply showing what its domestic audience wants to see, and has no free will in the matter.


      I'm not sure if the web content fully reflects the difference in televised content, but compare CNN US with CNN International.

    113. Re:Spelling Error... by Chacham · · Score: 1

      The US is more conservative than Canada, the left of the middle here, may still be right there.

      CNN is blatantly leftist. Its not nso much as what they do report, it's what they don't.

    114. Re:Spelling Error... by Random832 · · Score: 1

      furthermore, the meaning in this case is "generous", meaning that laws are to be 'generously' applied to the problem. liberal historically just means for bigger government (actually, more change in government in the direction in which change has already occured, "conservative" means less change in said direction, "reactionary" means they want change in the opposite direction from which there has already been changed)

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    115. Re:Spelling Error... by Random832 · · Score: 1

      you confuse "liberal" with "libertarian". "libertarian" is the opposite of "authoritarian", "liberal" is the opposite of "conservative". However, your statement that bush is radical (the opposite of "reactionary", for those keeping score) is interesting, and i'd like to hear further explanation

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    116. Re:Spelling Error... by holt · · Score: 1
      Nonetheless, this does not mean that the media as a whole is liberal. General Motors employs thousands of union workers who, for the most part, have liberal leanings and vote democrat. Would you therefore assume that the automotive interests of General Motors are represented by the Democratic Party? [Fact, GM consistanly supports conservitive candidates above liberal ones, all other factors being equal].

      That's not the best argument, there. The union members who work on GM's factory floors are definitely not setting GM policy. The bosses who run GM probably have differing political viewpoints from the unionize workers.

      However, journalists are the ones who write their articles and make comments on-air. Obviously there are editors, but they have to let their subordinates do most of the legwork and the writing. So if the writers are "liberal" then it makes sense that their viewpoints might (unconsciously?) show up in their journalism.

    117. Re:Spelling Error... by craigtay · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know where these liberal news outlets hide. I certainly don't see them. The news channels are ruled by conservatives, at least as far as I can see

    118. Re:Spelling Error... by TGK · · Score: 1

      I agree with you... modding sucked on that one. (Note, I'm the author of the parrent you disagreed with). Looking over your reply I did get some facts wrong and I appreciate your correction of them.

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    119. Re:Spelling Error... by samwhite_y · · Score: 1
      First off, this is the only "comment" (the one that is close to the root of the messages you are responding to) I have ever posted that got moderated as "flamebait" but it is also the only one that ever got more than two responses. I admit I was trying to be deliberately provocative (a slightly reduced version of "flaming") to see if I would get more response. It worked (and may also point up a flaw in Slashdot's moderation solution since I got a far more satisfying response to this particular comment).

      Personally, I am not a big believer in conspiracies. So I agree with your assesment that our mass media hypes violence and fear. But I think the real problem is that "gutcheck" violence sells. I can still remember tragic stories about women allowing their babies to die in their cars on a hot day because they forgot that the child was there. My intellect tells me that there are probably only 10 cases of something like this a year and therefore irrelevant compared to other types of suffering and death, but I am unable to push such stories out of my mind. Likewise, I think the popular media finds that there is much greater interest in a story about one soldier dying in Iraq, then a story about 100 motorists dying last year in their city.

      But I still think that the New York Times is clearly to the left of other news sources such as USA Today or the Economist (and of course "Fox News"). In today's USA Today there was an article about conservatives on college campuses being denied their right to speak out. I am not so sure that such a story would appear in the New York Times with the same positive spin for the conservatives. The USA Today made it seem like virtuous upstanding students were being suppressed. The New York Times version of this story (if they were to run it), would probably point out more of the virtues of eliminating "hate" speech on campuses by interviewing gays or blacks would had been the victims of "hate" speech.

      One of the things I love about the far left and far right is that they actually think they get to define where the "center" is. So to somebody on the far left I am clearly an ignorant conservative and to somebody on the far right I clearly hold dangerous liberal tendencies. I believe myself to be mildly left of center and I find my views about the world and the New York Times mostly agree, I just wish the New York Times suffered less from the "mass media culture" syndrome (as you so rightly point out).

    120. Re:Spelling Error... by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      Well, no need to be so reasonable about it.

      ; ^ ]

      - AJ

    121. Re:Spelling Error... by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      The same people that talk about understanding communism usually don't understand the difference between Leninism, Stalinism, and Marxism.

  5. What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's perfectly cromulent for FOX to protect their trademarks. And oil slicks DO keep seals young and supple by preventing them from getting old.

    NRA4Ever!

    1. Re:What's the big deal? by dlt074 · · Score: 0

      it's

      NRA4LIFE!!

      get it right!

    2. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: What does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned?

      A: "NRA4Ever. One of hundreds of right-wing messages inserted into every episode of the Simpsons by created Matt Groening."

    3. Re:What's the big deal? by frink_exp · · Score: 1

      yes, Fox news embiggens us all.

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    4. Re:What's the big deal? by bobobobo · · Score: 1

      Yes, a cromulent news cast like that will embiggen the smallest patriot!

  6. Suing themselves by Octagon+Most · · Score: 4, Informative

    I heard that interview and Groening said that ultimately the parent corporation decided it did not want to sue itself. They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

    1. Re:Suing themselves by nearlygod · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, because their are so many news shows that are animated. I can understand the possible confusion.

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    2. Re:Suing themselves by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      The rule has probably been instituted because Fox runs so many damned advertisements on the bottom of the screens during the shows.

    3. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is more for when important things happen, they will run 'tickers' on the bottom so as not to tick off people who are interested in the tv show currently airing.

    4. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      Indeed, my first reaction when I first saw it was "Wow, that anchor looks awfully yellow. Does he have jaundis?"

    5. Re:Suing themselves by YankeeInExile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do not think the confusion comes from the type of the show over the crawl, but that the entire idea of a lower-third crawl is to present news content that is out-of-band with regard to the program currently being aired.

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    6. Re:Suing themselves by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, because their are so many news shows that are animated. I can understand the possible confusion.

      Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers.

    7. Re:Suing themselves by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Forget the viewers, have you seen Fox News recently? Their fair and balanced reporting standards would be easily satisfied by a debate between Krusty the Clown and Duff Man.

    8. Re:Suing themselves by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      They also apologized to themselves. ("The Simpsons" to Fox News)

      Which network/channel/show will be the first to parody this on a show? My money is on "Daily Show" on Comedy Central. Fox has opened itself up to legally-protected ridicule.

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    9. Re:Suing themselves by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      If your viewers are so dim as to think that the cartoon animation on the screen is the real news.. I think you have more problems that you realize...

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    10. Re:Suing themselves by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      Yes, or else, this event might happen again (but, admittedly such risk would be greater for Futurama than it would for the Simpsons...)

    11. Re:Suing themselves by suman28 · · Score: 1

      That can't be true. Then why does CNN show all sorts of tickers even while they are reading the same news story sometimes?

    12. Re:Suing themselves by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1
      If your viewers are so dim as to think that the cartoon animation on the screen is the real news.. I think you have more problems that you realize...

      <humor>Are you daft?</humor> This is the perfect target audience for advertisers. A fool and their money are soon parted. The more fools the better!!!

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    13. Re:Suing themselves by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 4, Funny

      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      Aren't they afraid that the Fox news ticker itself might cause confusion and be mistaken for actual news?

    14. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that tell us more about Fox News or their target audience?

    15. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers.

      Which, BTW, outnumber CNN or MSNBC viewers. FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.

    16. Re:Suing themselves by geraldkw · · Score: 1

      If only Fox would figure out that doing things like threatening to sue itself is the very fodder that shows like the Simpsons use when making fun of Fox. If the right hand knew what the left hand was doing this never would have happened anyway, apparently when you have as many arms (divisions) as a giant octupus-like company such as Fox, the old concept of right aware of left becomes somewhat more complicated. geraldkw

    17. Re:Suing themselves by darkmayo · · Score: 1

      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      So wouldn't that apply to Fox News as well?

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    18. Re:Suing themselves by BJH · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pandering to the lowest common denominator. Way to go.

    19. Re:Suing themselves by elid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does that mean Kent Brockman's out of a job?

    20. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you aren't watching it, then they haven't tried the lowest common denominator yet.

    21. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because Americans deep down want to be racist pigs and enslave the world.

    22. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers."

      Which, BTW, outnumber CNN or MSNBC viewers. FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.


      No, all that proves is that this country is rapidly reaching its "stupid people saturation point". FNC is nothing but propaganda and lies -- how many times during the Iraq war did they run a story about WMD being "found"? How many of those stories turned out to be true?

      FNC is for stupid people who think only in terms of good and bad or black and white, plain and simple.

      - A.P.

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    23. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, since you are we know they've hit the fuck-tard level.

    24. Re:Suing themselves by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      Animating the news live puts a terrible strain on the animators' wrists

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    25. Re:Suing themselves by Ralphus+Maximus · · Score: 1
      They did institute a new rule that the Simpsons, or any other non-news show on Fox, could not use an onscreen information scroll lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      Well, people ARE stupid. Think of all those voters in Florida that had a hard time figuring out a punch card ballot that had been used successfully for years before.

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    26. Re:Suing themselves by RicoX9 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the half of the story you get from CNN/MSNBC/etc?

      My experience is that the "Liberal" outlets (CNN/MSNBC/NPR) have gotten really bad about only providing the information that fits their agenda.

      How is this different from what you get on FNC? At least on FNC I don't have to listen to the RABID anti-Republican/Bush/anything-psuedo-conservative news that they'll piece together. I don't agree with everything the current administration is doing, but they aren't as bad as they make them out to be either.

      It's not so much what they put in their stories, it's what they're leaving out. Listen to ANY news source with a healthy dose of skepticism. Listen to different sources. If you listen for it, you'll find the slant, left or right. The truth is usually in between, or not there at all.

    27. Re:Suing themselves by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Well, the already do the Colbert Report thing where he yells at the Dali Lama to shut up.

    28. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      want to? give us more credit than that,

    29. Re:Suing themselves by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers

      But isn't Fox News a separate channel, like CNN? As far as I know, The Simpsons and Fox News aren't shown on the same channels. Those would have to be mighty clueless viewers to get confused!

    30. Re:Suing themselves by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is no good comparison. CNN's viewers are split between the main CNN network and CNN Headline News. Added together, these outnumber Fox viewers, at least the last time I saw numbers (several months ago). Of course, there are going to be people who switch from one to the other, so there's no good comparison.

    31. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up.. at least pretend slashdot viewers actually care about diverse opinions..

    32. Re:Suing themselves by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      how many times during the Iraq war did they run a story about WMD being "found"? How many of those stories turned out to be true?

      I know! I know! Zero and zero! They've ran many news stories where they've reported that the military/administration believes it may have found something and will release more information latter, they always covered themselves by saying "these are initial indications and most often these are proven wrong," but they've never, as far as I am aware, said "WMDs have been found!" After the administration cried wolf enough on the issue, Fox News stopped reporting them. If you have a link you can provide to a Fox News story that shows differentaly, please provide.

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    33. Re:Suing themselves by phlapjack77 · · Score: 1

      i don't like the FNC myself, but just to point out, you're being awfully black and white yourself...

    34. Re:Suing themselves by raga · · Score: 1

      It was last Thursday on Fresh Air.

      And don't forget to tune in to the show where the champion of fair and balanced news, Bill O'Reilly, stormed out of his interview because he felt that Terry Gross was doing a "hatchet-job" on him .

      cheers- raga

    35. Re:Suing themselves by EvanED · · Score: 1

      In my experience Fox is tilted much more the the right than any mainstream network is to the left. Read "What Liberal Media" for more details.

    36. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSNBC is nothing more than Fox News Lite. This is the channel that had 6 hours of programming a day on Monica Lewinsiky. Some "liberal" agenda there!

      Just because they don't have their anchors reading White House press releases doesn't make them part of the same tabloidization and reactionaryism as Fox News. If you want to open your mind, perhaps the first thing is to stop eating what the boob toob is dishing out.

    37. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahahaha

    38. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is CNN now a "liberal" outlet? Because they don't have any known racists on staff? The South lost the war. Get over it.

    39. Re:Suing themselves by darco · · Score: 1

      I'd appreciate it if you would keep your insults directed at the network itself rather that those who watch it.

      Not everyone who watches Fox News is a conservative zealot. And not every conservative zealot watches Fox News.

      I'm not defending Fox News in this case, as it seems like a simple case of "Fair Use" (parody), which is an explicitly protected form of free speech. It just drives me crazy when people are pigeonholed as being a moron based on one simple aspect of personal preference.

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    40. Re:Suing themselves by Tim+Doran · · Score: 1

      Listen to ANY news source with a healthy dose of skepticism.

      Sing it sister - America (and the world) would be a very different place if more people followed this advice.

      But the idea that CNN/MSNBC/NPR are "rabidly" anti-Bush is ludicrous. It's also (if you watch the source, the RNC) a parroted right-wing talking point since Bush's credibility has started to collapse - paint the criticism as partisan attacks on the president.

      The fact is, there's a LOT about the Bush administration to criticize, from its misleading rhetoric in the leadup to war to its close ties to Enron to its vicious (and possibly illegal) outing of Valerie Plame as a CIA agent to its lies about its planned tax cuts. This administration has had a free ride in the press, which is only now beginning to wake up.

      You want to see "RABID" partisan attacks? Rewind the tape a few years and watch Clinton impeached over a blowjob. Watch the press relentlessly spread lies about Al Gore.

      There are a handful of rabidly anti-Bush sites out there (which form the justification for the RNC's claim that the media is out to get them), but those sites are relatively few and outside the mainstream. Clinton and Gore, however, were savaged by the mainstream press. Show me one partisan lie about Bush parroted by CNN/MSNBC/NYT/NPR etc.

    41. Re:Suing themselves by sulli · · Score: 2, Insightful
      lest the audience become confused and think it was actual news.

      ... except on Faux News, of course, where such confusion is encouraged.

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    42. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which, BTW, outnumber CNN or MSNBC viewers. FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.

      For our next trick, we'll add together Red Hat's and Apple's userbases, compare with Microsoft, and conclude that Windows XP is the best operating system in the world. And don't forget to stick around for our unarguable proof that the three best musical acts in the world are Rod Stewart, the Eagles, and that guy from American Idol.

    43. Re:Suing themselves by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      In my experience Fox is tilted much more the the right than any mainstream network is to the left. Read "What Liberal Media" for more details.

      You and I know that, but for a right-wing extremist, 99.999999999999999% of the Universe is made out of baby-eating liberals who are personally after him because he dares believe in God.

    44. Re:Suing themselves by irrelevant · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're talking about the intelligence of Simpsons viewers.

      <GD&R>

    45. Re:Suing themselves by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.

      Well, it is pretty well established that showing people what they want to see will generate higher ratings than the truth.

    46. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to see "RABID" partisan attacks? Rewind the tape a few years and watch Clinton impeached over a blowjob. Watch the press relentlessly spread lies about Al Gore.

      Clinton was impeached for lying under oath.

      Talk about partisan propeganda...

    47. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you so sure it was used successfully? The only time anyone checked on it, it didn't work. That's 0 for 1, a 0% record of verified success.

    48. Re:Suing themselves by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1

      The only reason they did institute this rule is to save their image of being a serious network (surely some people must believe it).
      When people think the incident with the Simpsons was caused by Fox News because they don't want misleading news broadcast on the same network, they will say:"My, what a great network Fox must be not wanting to confuse us with fake news".
      Truth of the matter is, the executives at Fox News don't support criticism too well...

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    49. Re:Suing themselves by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      When I first heard that Fox was beating CNN, MSNBC, etc. in ratings, I was horrified. But having actually tried to watch CNN's US shows, I can almost see why. There is no "liberal media": CNN is just Faux News Lite, with some of the more overtly crazy right-wing extremism edited out.

      If you want far-right propaganda, Fox gives you it in its purest form, and constantly reminds you that you are wathcing propaganda with its Republican PC language ("homicide bomber") and sarcastic slogan. If you want news without a right-wing bias, you're unlikely to find it on TV.

    50. Re:Suing themselves by knobmaker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. I hate it when people call my sister a moron just because she's a crack whore.

      Give me a break. Anyone who watches Fox News for anything but scary giggles is a moron. Happy Halloween!

    51. Re:Suing themselves by Casca · · Score: 1

      Not until O'reilly gets a chance to interupt^H^H^Hview him...

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    52. Re:Suing themselves by Mr.+Show · · Score: 1

      Well, in fairness, we are talking about Fox News viewers.

      Which, BTW, outnumber CNN or MSNBC viewers. FNC must be doing something right by not putting a liberal spin on selective topics.

      Let's try to be "fair and balanced" here about a few things. First, one of the primary reasons Fox News has higher ratings than any of the other networks is because it has become the de facto standard news channel for conservatives. Especially during the prime time hours, when the highly rated Bill O'Reilly and Hannity & Colmes shows are on (and I believe one of the crawls on that Simpsons episode promoted Hannity & Colmes by calling it "Hannity & Some Other Guy"), conservatives know they can tune in to see a conservative host "take it to the liberals." Everyone else is splintered between the rest of the networks. Thus you have one very concentrated group of viewers watching one channel, and everyone else divided among who's left.

      The other key difference researchers have discovered is the length of time Fox News viewers remain tuned in, which tends to be much longer than viewers of other networks (I don't have a link offhand, but it was mentinoed in an Atlantic Monthly article about News Corp. a few months ago). I have a lot of conservatives in my family, and in a very unscientific way I have witnessed the same thing. My family members turn on Fox News when they get home from work and leave it on until they go to bed, by and large.

      The reason they do this is basically because they agree with the comment you made above. For example, my father is conservative, but not reactionary, and is no moron. He knows Fox News is not "fair and balanced," but he doesn't care because he thinks the other networks are liberal, but try to pretend they're not. Anyone who knows anything about conservatives knows how much they resent the "elite media," and know what the slogans "fair and balanced," and, "we report, you decide," really mean: they're not part of the "liberal establishment," and will present the conservative viewpoint.

      You also can not deny that Fox News is biased toward conservatives. Often, they seem like little better than a mouth piece for the administration. For example, during a news broadcast (a real news broadcast, not an opinion-based talk show), I saw them identify a "suicide bomber" as a "homicide bomber." No one on this planet besides the Bush administration uses the term "homicide bomber." It's a Bush spin term, plain and simple. That's fine, that is what all politicians do, and Bush should not be blamed for it. It is irresponsible, however, for Fox News to parrot it like it's the truth, and it's hard to take the rest of their news seriously when they do.

      Finally, it is also undeniable that most news organizations are liberally biased, at least socially (economic and foreign policy opinions tend to be more diverse). It would be difficult to go to The New York Times news desk and find someone who identifies himself (or herself) as pro-life, or anti-gun control, or whatever, and that bias has to seep out into their reporting, if for no other reason than they're human beings, and all human beings see the "truth" through a certain lens. The difference between The New York Times and Fox News, however, is how unapologetic the bias is. (Also remember to distinguish between the Times' editorial page, which leans left, and its reporting, which, at the very least, tries not to. The Wall Street Journal has a very conservative editorial page, for example, but employs honest journalists who try to do impartial reporting.) Part of this is because of how much the modern conservative movement hates liberals. That hatred spews forth in some of the most shocking vitriole by talk show hosts on Fox. It used to be that that kind of conservative hatred was reserved for the Rush Limbaugh show, or the pages of the The American Spectator, or other overtly partisan sources. Fox News has brought it to the mainstream, and, in my opinion, has seriously detracted fr

    53. Re:Suing themselves by ylikone · · Score: 0

      So true! Yet the right-wing crowd are always complaining at how leftist the media is. I hate to make sweeping generalizations but the more I see the idiocy of the right-wingers, the more I think "right-wing" = "not very intelligent"

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    54. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not everyone who watches Fox News is a conservative zealot.

      This is true. I know some people who watch it purely for the unintentional humor value.

      And not every conservative zealot watches Fox News.

      Yes, some of them read the Washington Times or Newsmax instead, or prefer their Ann Coulter books to television news.

      It just drives me crazy when people are pigeonholed as being a moron based on one simple aspect of personal preference.

      Unfortunately, in this case, it's absolutely true.

      - A.P.

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    55. Re:Suing themselves by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Hold on though; it sounds silly at first, but nowadays many stations stick a dynamic banner on the bottom of the screen that has nothing to do with the show that's on. The "New TNN" (now Spike) used to have a banner on the bottom of the screen during all the shows. My local stations will sometimes put a news scroll over the program when there's a weather emergency, such a tornado watch.

      I don't think anyway is afraid of people confusing the main (animated) part of the screen for news, just the text scroll.

    56. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      the right-wing crowd are always complaining at how leftist the media is.

      Jon Stewart -- who surely must get painted as a hard-left commie by the far-right -- once made the observation in an interview that anyone who attempts to tell both sides of the story is being tarred as a liberal journalist by Fox and their ilk.

      It's a truly disturbing trend when balanced reporting takes a back seat to sensationalist, one-sided propaganda that FNC and the like have thrust upon the American public. What's even more disturbing is how seemingly limitless their appetite for such mind-numbing drivel appears to be.

      - A.P.

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    57. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does ^H mean?

    58. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've never, as far as I am aware, said "WMDs have been found!" If you have a link you can provide to a Fox News story that shows differentaly, please provide.

      You can't honestly tell me, with a straight face, that a story like this isn't at least slightly sensationalistic. Or this one. Or this one. Generally, it is advisable to wait until there are facts to report before writing a story -- FNC seems to have abandoned that notion when it comes to Iraq's phantom WMD.

      Also, keep in mind that the articles on the FNC website are more toned-down than the on-air reports, and much more toned-down than the FNC crawl, which, as The Simpsons pointed out so derisively, is so full of misinformation it's funny.

      I searched for retractions on FNC's site, and couldn't find a single one. To my knowledge, they never ran a retraction on-air, either. The only CYA they bothered to do was to -- like you said -- assure their gullible viewers that, while we're not certain this is where Iraq was making its deadly chemicals, it sure looks promising.

      - A.P.

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    59. Re:Suing themselves by elefantstn · · Score: 1

      There needs to be some sort of scientifically explored rule that states that one person's stupidity is directly proportional to how stupid they believe the "commoners" to be.

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    60. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Fox news logo was cartoon rendered, the whole thing was obvious that it was part of the simpson's show...

      and if anyone was anywhere dumb enough to believe any of the benign and obviosually funny things on it really need to become Un-dumb.

      I can believe the line that democrats cause cancer... but everyone knows that it's corn oil keeps seals soft and supple....

    61. Re:Suing themselves by Deslock · · Score: 1
      What's really funny is that's the argument Fox used in its suit against Franken. Judge Chin slammed Fox pretty harshly. Read it here and here.

      Some snippets from the articles (the judge's last quote, which I put in bold, is especially amusing):

      "There are hard cases and there are easy cases," Chin said. "This is an easy case. The case is wholly without merit both factually and legally." He added, "Parody is a form of artistic expression protected by the First Amendment. The keystone to parody is imitation. Mr. Franken is clearly mocking Fox."

      "Is it really likely someone is going to be confused as to whether Fox News or Bill O'Reilly is endorsing this book?" the judge asked.

      Fox's lawyer, Dori Ann Hanswirth, responded, "It is likely consumers could believe that." She added, "There's no real message that this is a book of humor or political satire. It's a deadly serious cover and it's using the Fox News trademark."

      Presumably, Hanswirth said all of this with a straight face. I wasn't in the room, however, so I'm not sure if she pulled it off.

      Chin seemed to find Fox News' case irritating. "There is no likelihood of confusion. It is highly unlikely consumers are going to be misled into believing that Fox or O'Reilly are sponsors" of the book. "I don't know if Fox is arguing that its consumers are less sophisticated than people who would buy the book.", he added dryly.

    62. Re:Suing themselves by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      ^H is the backspace key. In the old days, people connected to the internet through a dumb terminal. Many would merely spit out ^H instead of going through the slightly more difficult task of removing characters from the screen.

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    63. Re:Suing themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > a debate between Krusty the Clown and Duff Man.

      Itchy and Scratchy, methinks.

    64. Re:Suing themselves by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      Oh? Is it doing something right by actually misleading viewers?

      According to a recent article by American Journalism Review, several different polls have revealed a notable cross section of Americans subscribe to various misconceptions or believe outright falsehoods about the war on terror and the war on Iraq; while it's not uncommon for Americans to be ill-informed about a given issue of the day, it is historically unusual for so many people who claim to "pay close attention to" a given specific issue to still harbor such misconceptions about it (usually, Americans are far more likely to believe various falsehoods about an issue when they aren't particularly interested in it and don't follow it much). Digging deeper, AJR found the likelihood of people believing something that wasn't true tended to hinge on what source they got their news from (article quoted below):

      "Among Republicans in the poll, says PIPA's Steven Kull, those who said they were closely following the news about Iraq were more apt to have these perceptions than those who weren't following the news closely. This "suggests that there's some kind of distorting process going on," he says. It's a distortion on two fronts: one being a personal bias that leads someone to reach conclusions that conform to that person's beliefs, and two, "some skewing in the way the information is being presented," he says.

      PIPA further analyzed its data from this summer to see if there were relationships between people's beliefs and their main news sources. And it found some: Those who said they watched the Fox News Channel "very closely" were more likely to say evidence of WMD had been found or that people in the world favor the U.S. having gone to war with Iraq than those who watched Fox "not very closely" or "not closely at all." For CNN, the opposite was true--those watching the network very closely were less apt to have these misperceptions. There was little difference among the attention levels of NBC, ABC or CBS viewers.

      When PIPA compared Republicans who supported the war, would vote for Bush in 2004 and listed Fox as their primary news source with Republicans who met the first two criteria but listed other news sources, it still found differences in beliefs. Loyal Fox viewers were more likely to have some misperceptions about Iraq.

      It's debatable whether that means there's something in the way news is presented or in the way Fox fans choose to hear it."

      Yeah, I'd say Fox certainly doesn't put a liberal spin on topics. Note how that's not the same thing as putting no spin on topics. Given a greater likelihood of attentive Fox viewers to believe outright falsehoods than attentive consumers of other news sources exhibit (among other things), Fox looks to be the biggest spinner of news among the leading, mainstream media outlets in the US.

    65. Re:Suing themselves by SlipJig · · Score: 1

      I think they should be just as worried that people might mistake their real news ticker for cartoon news...

      Oh wait. Guess there's no chance of that happening... now I'm depressed.

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    66. Re:Suing themselves by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      lying under oath in a civil suit, about an unrelated blowjob.

      *perjury trap* is what this would be called.

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    67. Re:Suing themselves by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      You honestly can't tell me, with a straight face, that darn near every news item reported by any news outlet isn't "slightly" sensationalistic. Now, since I never heard of the facility the first article is talking about in on-air reports, and since the on-air Fox has, on many occasions stated that the mobile labs were not, in fact, mobile labs, that kinda tosses out your second paragraph. As for facts, they're reporting about items of high interest and are describing why those items are of that high interest to an audience that wants to know what their government is looking at. There are plenty of facts in the first and third with regards to that topic, the second is more of a topic starter than a news report, so shouldn't have even been included. Please forgive the 24-hour news station for reporting what's going on at that very moment.

      And you don't need to call yourself a gullible viewer, no reason to beat yourself up, just learn from the experiance and listen closer next time.

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    68. Re:Suing themselves by jrnchimera · · Score: 1
      "You want to see "RABID" partisan attacks? Rewind the tape a few years and watch Clinton impeached over a blowjob. Watch the press relentlessly spread lies about Al Gore"

      YOU must have been deceived by watching CNN if you really believe the impeachment was about the blowjob.
    69. Re:Suing themselves by glass_window · · Score: 1

      Why did they go after the Simpsons but not MAD TV? They have that skit where the only good actor (the one that plays all the main rolls in every skit) sits and talks to himself about junk (straight talk or something like that?) and there's a marquee that's actually realistic.

    70. Re:Suing themselves by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Duff Man thinks you whiny Liberals should shutup and is thrusting in your general direction. Oh yeah.

    71. Re:Suing themselves by Jardine · · Score: 1

      I get most of my American news from Jon Stewart on the Daily Show or CNN (only American news station I get). To me, CNN is to the right of centre. I can't think of any American news programs that would be considered far-left in Canada.

      The Daily Show is actually very similar to a weekly show we have on CBC called "This Hour has 22 Minutes". CBC's actual news coverage if shown to a Fox News watcher would definately be labelled as far-left much like the CBC's older foreign brother the BBC.

    72. Re:Suing themselves by darco · · Score: 1

      I appreciate the link. I find those numbers to be very disappointing--for all Americans. It is a very, very sad state of affairs.

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    73. Re:Suing themselves by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      Oh, right. It was the lying about the blowjob. So many innocent lives were lost because of Clinton's transgressions. Truly a shame.

      - A.P.

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  7. This is news why? by Rombuu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't get it. Fox doesn't sue someone and its news.

    How about a list of everyone they haven't sued?

    Damn, must be a slow news day.

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    1. Re:This is news why? by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      This is getting modded up? Come on, people - read the article on Yahoo news.

      It's news because it demonstrates that Fox News really is a paranoid organization.

    2. Re:This is news why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, or something like a list of companies who did not purchase SCO licenses

    3. Re:This is news why? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 2
      If true, the fact they even considered such a suit is worthy of attention, for a number of reasons (what it says about Fox, for starters).

      If nothing else, it's funny. That's why it was marked with the "It's funny. Laugh." icon. Most humor stories aren't really "news," but that doesn't mean they're not worthwhile, unless you're one of those dour individuals who despises levity in all its forms.

    4. Re:This is news why? by DrDave · · Score: 2, Funny

      After seeing how well suing Al Franken worked to sell Franken's new book, Fox is attempting to generate the same attention for its shows.

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  8. ahem... by isfuglen · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news," he said.

    I'm at a loss for words here. I really am.

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    1. Re:ahem... by togofspookware · · Score: 1

      It's too bad. That was one of the funniest episodes I remember seeing. Does this mean that that episode'll never get shown again, or that there just won't be any more with that 'feature'? Maybe the other stations'll still show it...

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    2. Re:ahem... by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well lets think about this quote for a second. If we assume that Fox news is actually concerned that its viewers will confused a cartoon like the simpsons for a real news broadcast , it really says hat FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid. Particularly if you look at what went by on the news ticker .Who other than a fox news viewer would think those headlines were real?

      PS - i wore my asbestos underwear today.

    3. Re:ahem... by Threni · · Score: 1

      >I'm at a loss for words here. I really am.

      It's an American show, and this is a culture where you need to say `this is sarcasm/satire` otherwise people say `that's not true!`.

    4. Re:ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? They overlay those news/ad tickers over whatever program is showing. It can be any program, cartoon or not. So you could still mistake it as being a real news ticker. Granted, the content of the news ticker is another matter...

    5. Re:ahem... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> because it might confuse the viewers into
      >> thinking it's real news

      You mean like the way Fox News tries to confuse the viewerr in to thinking it is real news?

    6. Re:ahem... by Hard_Code · · Score: 4, Funny

      "it really says hat FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid."

      Either that, or that it is hard to distinguish Fox News, from cartoon news.

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    7. Re:ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even confuse the FOx news news ticker with real news.

    8. Re:ahem... by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

      it really says hat FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid.

      Either that, or that its incredibly difficult to distinguish an animated show with 'Krusty the Clown' on a news show displaying sensationalist head-lines from the real FoxNews. Either way, it's egg on their face.

      PS - i wore my asbestos underwear today.

      *dons asbestos bee-keeper suit*
      Well, I actually like FoxNews.

    9. Re:ahem... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      it really says (that) FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid.
      Actually, FNC knows their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid.
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    10. Re:ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, I actually like FoxNews.

      We all need comic relief sometime
    11. Re:ahem... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given Fox's key demographic, I'd be more concerned about them drowning in their own drool.

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    12. Re:ahem... by Phattypants · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this policy would apply if, on the television screen, is another animated television screen with the Brockman newscast + fake ticker going. Granted, the fake ticker by itself might in someone's mind be confused with a real news ticker, but a fake TV screen showing on the real TV screen with a fake ticker going? Would this indicate evidence of television-induced psychological problems distinguishing reality from television?

      Further, isn't the presence of an animated newcaster an obvious reminder that this is just a cartoon?

    13. Re:ahem... by jemfinch · · Score: 1

      The point is that networks oftentimes scroll breaking news across the bottom of the screen during other shows. Fox is concerned that viewers will mistake the parody scroll for a real scroll.

      It sounds perfectly justified to me. In this case, the news was ridiculous and unbelievable, but in the future, that may not be the case, and it only takes one issue like to lose the trust of millions of viewers.

      Jeremy

    14. Re:ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see...

      According to Fox, if you take their actions as meaning more than their words, they think their audience:

      * Can't tell the difference between a cartoon and a real newscast (it least, when it's their newscast)

      * Can't tell that a book written by a well-known liberal about Fox News isn't endorsed by Fox News because it contains the phrase "Fair And Balanced"

      Yep. I'd say they don't trust their audience to do any heavy thinking.

    15. Re:ahem... by lildogie · · Score: 1

      > FNC thinks their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid.

      I'd say, they're counting on it.

    16. Re:ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're hovering near the subject, I want all that crap off my TV. No tickers, no animated ads, no channel logo. Unless someone died, all that shit can wait until the break.

    17. Re:ahem... by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Yes, I was going to post this, but instead, someone should mod this up. The issue isn't that people would think the Simpsons is Fox News. Rather, the worry is that people will think the ticker is an "emergency news broadcast" of some kind, like when they show hurricane warnings on scrolling tickers during other shows.


      I'm not sure I would go quite as far as to say the worry is "perfectly justified," but there's at least some validity to the argument. It isn't totally absurd, just a little excessively paranoid.

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    18. Re:ahem... by screwballicus · · Score: 1

      All I read was this part: ...it might confuse the viewers into thinking.

      And Fox wouldn't want that.

  9. Look where we are headed by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This illustrates the level to which our legal system has sunk. A TV Show considers suing another TV Show.

    From my knowledge of the founding fathers and our legal system as it was meant to be: private citizens are given rights. They can bring suits in court or have suits brought against them to preserve public order. Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!

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    1. Re:Look where we are headed by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      This illustrates the level to which our legal system has sunk. A TV Show considers suing another TV Show.

      Well, that could be quite valid... but in this case its more: A company sues itself!

      I guess Fox'd win the case easily :) I wonder if they'd have to pay themselves damages.

    2. Re:Look where we are headed by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess Fox'd win the case easily :) I wonder if they'd have to pay themselves damages.

      Fox income = damages - lawyer fees
      Fox loss = damages

      Fox net gain = - lawyer fees

      That's one hell of a business strategy.

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    3. Re:Look where we are headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From my knowledge of the founding fathers and our legal system as it was meant to be: private citizens are given rights. They can bring suits in court or have suits brought against them to preserve public order. Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!


      Clearly your knowledge is faulty.

    4. Re:Look where we are headed by scrawny · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's nothing wrong with a non-human entity bringing suit. Consider Burger King advertising "McNuggets taste like ass." What private citizen gets sued here? There is no Mr. King to sue. Our founding fathers would approve this suit, IMHO.

      Liability doesn't always fall on private citizens. Corporate decisions are often made by shareholders' votes; the corporation has liability. CEO decision? again, corporate liability.

      It is our right to have our grievances heard in court. Libel is often subjective, but we haven't even seen the start of a potential suit.

    5. Re:Look where we are headed by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      I beleive that all cases should still be reduced to the person or persons who were damaged suing the person or persons who damaged them, avoiding facades as much as possible. When an entity is involved in a suit, it should be a grouping based solely on the commonality that links them to the suit, such as class-action suit.

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    6. Re:Look where we are headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people act like it's unethical for lawyers to get paid for their work. You never see posts on /. about the "crazy business strategy" of paying coders to fix bugs that the coders introduced in the first place. Wonder why?

    7. Re:Look where we are headed by Momomoto · · Score: 1

      Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!

      I agree with you on the first point, but disagree on the second. An incorporated business has many of the rights that a citizen has: it can own property, hold a bank account, and can sue (or be sued) as its directors see fit.

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    8. Re:Look where we are headed by aengblom · · Score: 1
      This illustrates the level to which our legal system has sunk.

      From my knowledge of the founding fathers and our legal system as it was meant to be: private citizens are given rights. They can bring suits in court or have suits brought against them to preserve public order. Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!


      That's foolishness. It's not a "TV Show" it's the people who own a TV show who are [thoeretically] suing because other people who caused damages to their tv show.

      The whole point of there being a legal definition of "corporation" is that it takes on the identity of a person and has a legal right in a limited sense. And there were corporations in the founding father's times.

      Definition Care of M-W.com

      Main Entry: corporation
      Function: noun
      Date: 15th century
      2 : a body formed and authorized by law to act as a single person although constituted by one or more persons and legally endowed with various rights and duties including the capacity of succession
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    9. Re:Look where we are headed by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Take A, the amount you'll probably win from a lawsuit.
      Times B, the probable rate of success,
      Times C, the percent loss of viewers.

      If AxBxC = more than the cost of a lawsuit, we don't do one.

      'Are there a lot of these kinds of lawsuits'

      You wouldn't believe.

      'And which Network do you work for?'

      A major one.

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    10. Re:Look where we are headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its all because some MBA got his punctuation wrong when he sold the plan, the boss bought it, and now they have to do it.

      1. Sue business unit from different profit center of same company
      2. ??
      3. !profit

    11. Re:Look where we are headed by Empiric · · Score: 1

      That's one hell of a business strategy.

      Seems to work as a political strategy, though. Minnesota has already in effect done this, with tobacco litigation.

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    12. Re:Look where we are headed by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!

      Boy, you're in for a shock when you get to page 2 of your Corporate Law textbook...

    13. Re:Look where we are headed by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

      Actually fox probably has salaried lawyers so they'd be payed whether or not their doing anything at all.
      May have just been a big giant ploy to keep their lawyers busy.

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    14. Re:Look where we are headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The founding fathers never wanted corporations to have the same rights as people. Actually, it was one of their biggest fears. They saw the british example and disliked it. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both believed that if Corporations were considered "Legal persons", it would be the end of democracy. Nevertheless...

      In 1886, the court case of Santa Clara County v. the Southern Pacific Railroad established that corporations were indeed legal persons. It's been a fun ride ever since!

    15. Re:Look where we are headed by rev063 · · Score: 1
      That's exactly the problem. When everything is just "corporate responsibility" no one person can be punished. Where's the deterrent in that?

      In the example you cite, we just need to identify who is damaged, and who caused the damage. The latter is easy -- we can sue the person who created the "McNuggets taste like ass" campaign. Or the person who approved it -- the court can decide who is liable, and the plaintiff can decide to sue whomsoever they think the court is most likely to agree is liable. Who should sue? The CEO could sue on the basis of harm to his stock options. The shareholders could bring a class-action suit for diminished dividends. And what if you can't find a person or class who is damaged enough to bring a suit? Perfect! The suit shouldn't be brought in the first place.

      The fact that corporations can behave as individuals, and be subject to individual's rights but none of an individual's responsibilities, is the single-most fucked-up thing about the US legal system today.

    16. Re:Look where we are headed by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      I agree that we have reached that point now. That's not my point. My comment is not so much a how it is statement as how it was and should be statement.

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    17. Re:Look where we are headed by scrawny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who gets damaged when Burger King slanders McDonalds? What's that person's name?

      If UPS drives a truck into my house that my bank owns most of, who sues whom? Does I sue the driver? No. My insurance company pays the bank and the insurance company sues UPS and UPS fires the driver and pays my insurance company. Driver A doesn't have the money to pay.

      Person-sues-person civil cases (divorces aside) are not only rare, but perpetually trivial. What defines a good suit? What situation puts one individual against another person or entity? John Q. Public owes me $3000? If that's found in your favor, the court doesn't enforce retribution, they only rule. 'You're right, he owes you. NEXT!!'

      Is company X going to acknowledge me? Can I afford to defend myself as well as they do? Check out the docket in your local courthouse and read the publically available complaints for one day. You'll have a different ideas of lawsuits.

      Class-action lawsuits are a joke to the affected ('damaged')parties, serving only attorneys and rarely public awareness.

    18. Re:Look where we are headed by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      I agree. Conservatives use the mantra that corporations are "just groups of individuals", just like, say, a labor union. Well, if they are just "groups of individuals", then everybody in the group should share the responsibility or the blame, right? This is clearly not the case. i.e. the factory worker neither shares the responsibility for CEO decisions, nor the blame, but he does share the punishment on the company. In this case the individuals involved are probably the executives in a privately held company, and the executives and shareholders in a publicly held company.

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    19. Re:Look where we are headed by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      That eliminates part of the puropose of the "corporation"

      Corporations exist in order to protect their owners from legal consequences if a mistake is made. As an example, if a corporation files for chapter 13, its CEO's personal credit rating isn't hurt.

      This is more useful for small businesses, because of the risks inherent in being an entrepaneur.

    20. Re:Look where we are headed by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      Television shows, and more generally, companies are not, I repeat, NOT citizens!

      Their owners are (usually).

    21. Re:Look where we are headed by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      I love that movie :)

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    22. Re:Look where we are headed by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Actually, the CEO is just an important employee, unless he owns stock, he does not benefit from the incoproration. The people who do are the owners, who would not be personally liable for debts of the corporation. Normally with the exeption of fruad, it's very hard to peirce the corporate veil. If a corporation goes bankrupt, you can not go after the presumably wealthy investors of the corporation as you could in a sole proprietorship or partnership. That is the reason law firms, accountanting firms, engineering firms are rarely incorporated, the powers that be decided that since they have the potential to screw up with their professional opinions that their personal fortunes should be on the line if they screw up bad enough. Now LLCs and LLPs have mostly eliminated that risk for all but a few general partners.

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    23. Re:Look where we are headed by arthurs_sidekick · · Score: 1

      Reread that page. I think you'll find they're not citizens under the law. Though I'd love it if they were, then we could toss 'em in the slammer when they break a law.

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    24. Re:Look where we are headed by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Fox net gain = - lawyer fees

      That's one hell of a business strategy.

      Ah, yes, but the plan is to make it up in volume! Oh, wait, the 90s are over...

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    25. Re:Look where we are headed by madajb · · Score: 1

      All that shows is that you don't know a damn thing about the legal system.
      Are you seriously suggesting that a corporation cannot sue a person for, say, not fulfilling a contract? Or that a corporation cannot sue another for trademark infringement?

      -ajb

    26. Re:Look where we are headed by Eric+Moss · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, corporations are people(-like), by virtue of Santa Clara County Vs. Southern Pacific Railroad, 1886. It's a bad thing, as it lets them do bad things like sue someone for blowing the whistle. Check out (among others):

      http://reclaimdemocracy.org/personhood/santa_cla ra _vs_southern_pacific.html

    27. Re:Look where we are headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider Burger King advertising "McNuggets taste like ass."

      They can't get sued, because McNuggets do taste like ass; specifically, a chicken's ass, which is what they're probably made from.

    28. Re:Look where we are headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are persons. So are you saying that only citizens can be thrown behind bars?

  10. Obligitory Simpson's ref. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Shakespeare

    1. Re:Obligitory Simpson's ref. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's a sir walter scott quote, but who's counting?

  11. Suing Peter to satisfy Paul. by _Sambo · · Score: 1

    This is great! The Simpsons consistently slams its own network. Now the other parts of the least impressive network on earth are angy. Waaaa i'm going to sue you for your "Too close to reality" sarcasm. Waaaaa.
    I do find it funny that FOX has to use lawsuits to work together as a company.

    1. Re:Suing Peter to satisfy Paul. by big_O_of_n! · · Score: 1

      ...the least impressive network on earth...

      Less impressive than Pax?

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    2. Re:Suing Peter to satisfy Paul. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mary says "No comment."

  12. Some of the actual lines in that episode by axolotl_farmer · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...ripped from alt.fan.simpsons

    Pointless news crawls up 37 percent

    Do democrats cause cancer? Find out more at foxnews.com

    Rupert Murdoch: terrific dancer

    Dow down 5000 points

    Study: 92 percent of democrats are gay

    JFK posthumously joins republican party

    Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple

    Dan Quayle: awesome

    Ashcroft declares breast of chicken sandwich "obscene".

    Hillary Clinton embarrasses self ???

    Bible says Jesus favored capital-gains cut.

    Only dorks watch CNN.

    Jimmy Carter: old, weak & useless.

    Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney.

    1. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Do democrats cause cancer? Find out more at foxnews.com
      Rupert Murdoch: terrific dancer
      Only dorks watch CNN.


      If they left these three out, there wouldn't have been a problem. It was plenty funny to spoof foxnews, and obvious by context, but you don't need to hit us over the head with it. Oh, right, modern Simpsons.

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    2. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if the ages old "Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" didn't hit us over the head with Fox criticism.

    3. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by Krow10 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they left these three out, there wouldn't have been a problem.
      There's not a problem now, parody is protected speech in the U.S. If Fox News actually brings suit, they will be laughed out of court, just like they were when they sued Al Franken.

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    4. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      There's not a problem now, parody is protected speech in the U.S.

      All shows that run on Fox, at this point forever, have been banned from using fake news crawlers.

      So if B5 was syndicated on Fox, for example, they wouldn't be able to show the ISN episode.

      I'd call that a problem. Just because it didn't go to court didn't mean it didn't have ramifications.

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    5. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not being able to show some episode of B5 is not what I would consider a problem... Now, actually showing them I would consider one.

    6. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by darkov · · Score: 1

      Rupert Murdoch: terrific dancer

      I'd say Rupert didn't mind this one for a few reasons. He obviously likes the Simpsons since he's appeared on the show and done his voice. He and his company (News Corp, the parent of Fox) is constantly getting ribbed by the show and he is (or used to be) Australian and therefore has a sense of humour about himself.

    7. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by Krow10 · · Score: 1
      All shows that run on Fox, at this point forever, have been banned from using fake news crawlers.
      ...
      I'd call that a problem. Just because it didn't go to court didn't mean it didn't have ramifications.
      Yes, the Fox parent decided that no Fox enitity except Fox News will ever use scrolling headlines. I guess this is a problem for Fox. But Fox News is obviously so touchy that if it weren't The Simpsons it'd be someone else. What a bunch of non-joke-taking whiners. Didn't it used to be the liberals who were humorless?

      Cheers,
      Craig

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    8. Re:Some of the actual lines in that episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, loosen up! It's funny. Laugh.

  13. Learn what? by k98sven · · Score: 1

    Guess the powers-that-be learned something from the Al Franken affair... or maybe they just feared getting into a popularity contest with the likes of the inanimate carbon rod.

    You don't think Murdoch just told them that he didn't like sueing himself?

    I really don't think Murdoch cares what Fox News thinks, or that the Simpsons parodize him..
    He's making money off both of them, rememnber?

    1. Re:Learn what? by CatPieMan · · Score: 1

      Just another day and another round of bashing Foxnews. For some of us, it is nice to have a break from being beaten over the head with the ultra liberalness of most of the rest of the media.

      I can understand not liking Fox news for one reason or another, but putting "Fair and Balanced" in quotes somehow implies that all other media outlets are fair and balanced. NYTimes, Wall Street Journal? They are both politically motivated, one liberal, the other conservative.

      I totally agree, Murdoch probably doesn't care what either show thinks/says/publishes/etc. But, he is a very conservative person. Such to the point where (I think) Ted Turner considered him "The most dangerous man on the planet", which is total crap b/c Turner is so liberal that Murdoch only challanges his belief structure.

      But, yes, people are dumb. And this is quite stupid to threaten a law suit over something that I think everyone found to be amusing.

      Oh, and I'm not flaming you, if it came across that way.

      -CPM

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  14. geez by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    i heard about this when it appeared on fark. one of the stranger things was that they (Fox News) dont want The Simpsons to use the crawler at the bottom at all, fearing confusion. I ask you: How dense does somebody have to be to confuse a cartoon show against a live person cable television news network?

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    1. Re:geez by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      This is a society that put in the Owner's manual of my Dodge Caravan: "WARNING: Do not operate vehicle while asleap."

    2. Re:geez by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a sad day when American citizens cannot distinguish between cartoon news and real news. I guess Fox News is worried about confusion in their audience base? Maybe O'Reilly should do a "Give me a break" segement.

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    3. Re:geez by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      you're grossly overestimating the intelligence of the typical fox news viewer.

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    4. Re:geez by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      mine didn't come with a manual, so if i accidently drive while sleeping, can i sue dodge?

    5. Re:geez by stull13 · · Score: 1

      How dense does somebody have to be to confuse a cartoon show against a live person cable television news network?

      Are you kidding me? Think 'War of the Worlds' with a potential audience of at least a few million more people!!! I'm not defending what is obviously a ploy to limit potential parodies of sister network Fox News, but I cannot sit idly by while someone questions the stupidity of the masses!

    6. Re:geez by big_O_of_n! · · Score: 1

      Do you know how many people broke their TV sets trying to kill the cockroach that crawls across the screen in the Orkin commercial?

      But seriously, a lot of stations will run a news crawl during regular programming when something big happens. You'd still have to be a little dense to think those were real news items, but remember, this is the nation that made hits out of "Kangaroo Jack" and "Daddy Day Care."

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    7. Re:geez by Merk · · Score: 1

      Really? Wow, you'd think they'd at least be able to spell "asleep", wouldn't you? That is dumb.

    8. Re:geez by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      reminds me of a 'Give me a Break' John Stossel once did on 20/20. It was over the Spike Lee / Spike TV flap a few months back (IIRC). He joked he could sue everyone who everyone who ever used the line 'give me a break' in a TV show, movie, play, book, song, etc., while showing clips of famous actors using the line.

      If Bill O'Reilly were to take this on, it would be the ultimate of ironies: A journalist calling his own network to the carpet!

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    9. Re:geez by jonatha · · Score: 1

      I ask you: How dense does somebody have to be to confuse a cartoon show against a live person cable television news network?

      If you're watching Fox News, you're at least three quarters of the way to dense enough...

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    10. Re:geez by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Yeah, while John Stossel did do a lot of cool "Give me a Break" segments, he did do a few off the wall crotchety ones.

      I remember a particular one where he was saying "Give me a Break" about the Microsoft antitrust trial. Yeah, let's all give Microsoft a break, that's just what they deserve.

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    11. Re:geez by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Maybe O'Reilly should do a "Give me a break" segement.

      What, and get sued by Kit-Kat? :-P

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  15. Parody is a democratic right by Hackie_Chan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody should know, as we live in a democratic society:
    Doing a parody is a given right in democracy.

    I do not, however, know if this Simpson episode broke copyright laws. Anyone helpful enough to explain?

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    1. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 2, Informative

      I haven't seen this particular episode, so I can't make a judgement on how realistic the news ticker looked. But in order to be legal parody, the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.

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    2. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parody is a right established by over 200 years of case law, through the fair use doctrine. You have every right to parody copyrighted material without permission from the copyright holder.

    3. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Threni · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? What have rights or laws got to do with it? This is a civil matter. If it broke a law it would be a criminal case.

    4. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Doing a parody is a given right in democracy"

      First, if you live in a 'democracy', you are not in the United States. We're a republic here.

      Second, being a 'democracy' gives nobody rights to anything.

      Someone needs to go back to school...

    5. Re:Parody is a democratic right by arkanes · · Score: 1

      If Fox would quit running it's goddamn commercials over all it's own shows there wouldn't be any confusion.

    6. Re:Parody is a democratic right by EinarH · · Score: 1

      Maybe that is a part of the problem; that someone getting their news from Fox would actually belive that "Do Democrats cause cancer?" was a real news crawl...

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    7. Re:Parody is a democratic right by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      But in order to be legal parody, the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.

      Could you give me a reference for that definition of parody? I'd be very interested in that. Would that be a legal parody globally? Or just in the US and France? How do you define average? I hear that in Canada they just find someone called Joe to use as a benchmark of averageness / normality? Is that true aswell?

    8. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      Parody isn't a democratic right. Parody would be a right under the free speech section of the Constituion. This means that it is a Constitutional right. Democracy only secures the right of people to be represented. Democracy doesn't secure as much as people think it does. By the way, this country is more of a republic than anything (or a democratic republic). True democracy ensures that everyone gets to vote on everything. In America, representatives are elected.

    9. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Hackie_Chan · · Score: 1

      First, if you live in a 'democracy', you are not in the United States. We're a republic here.

      Last time I checked we had an election where the majority decides?

      Second, being a 'democracy' gives nobody rights to anything.

      Of course not. Iraq claimed to be a democracy. They only had one political party and you got shot if you voted otherwise.

      I think you know what I am talking about... You're just being a snobby anonymous coward about it.

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    10. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, if you live in a 'democracy', you are not in the United States. We're a republic here.

      Yes.. someone does need to go to school.
      Democracy and republic are only mutually exclusive in the game Civilization.

      Democracy means 'rule of the people'
      Republic means that the head of the state is not a monarch, usually a president.

      The USA is both a democracy and a republic.
      Great Britan is both a democracy and a monarchy.

    11. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      That's what I remember from my high school and college government/social studies classes. And all the stuff about average and other judgement calls are left up to, fittingly, a judge. That's for the U.S. anyway. I have no idea about other countries.

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    12. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Lachrymite · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can totally see how it could be construed as very confusing, what with all those four fingered yellow cartoon people walking around and all.

    13. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      The first item on the ticker is "Pointless news goes up 37 percent." If *ANYBODY* took this seriously after that first item, they should have their Simpsons-watching rights revoked.

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    14. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      But in order to be legal parody, the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.


      Pointless news crawls up 37 percent

      Do democrats cause cancer? Find out more at foxnews.com

      Rupert Murdoch: terrific dancer

      Dow down 5000 points

      Study: 92 percent of democrats are gay

      JFK posthumously joins republican party

      Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple

      Dan Quayle: awesome

      Ashcroft declares breast of chicken sandwich "obscene".

      Hillary Clinton embarrasses self ???

      Bible says Jesus favored capital-gains cut.

      Only dorks watch CNN.

      Jimmy Carter: old, weak & useless.

      Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney.

      OK. I realize that the "average person" from Fox's point of view is only slightly brighter than a potato(e), but I think even Fox viewers would have clued in that this was parody.

    15. Re:Parody is a democratic right by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Spot on mate. Parody is protected speech. I saw Al Franken at a book signing last week and he explained this, and how Fox News were laughed out of the courtroom for not having a leg to stand on when they sued him. He said "Now when people talk about being 'laughed out of the room' they're usually talking figuratively. But when I say that Fox News were laughed out of the courtroom, I mean it literally!"

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    16. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing a parody is a given right in democracy.

      What does being ruled by the will of the people have to do with making parodies? The people could just as easily elect government officials that outlaw parodies. The only freedom that democracy grants you is that you can choose the people that run your country, "making parodies" is not a given right.

    17. Re:Parody is a democratic right by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      Everybody should know, as we live in a democratic society:
      Maybe that's the problem, seeing as how we don't live in a democratic society. The US is a republic, not a democracy.
    18. Re:Parody is a democratic right by atlacatl · · Score: 1

      It's a freaking cartoon - Who would confuse cartoon news, as "real" news? Gablish...

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    19. Re:Parody is a democratic right by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      I think the CARTOON CHARACTERS should be enough to satisfy that. Is someone really going to mistake O' Rielly for Crusty the Clown?

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    20. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, you do.

      A democracy is a measure of the accountability of a government to the governed. If the legislature is answerable to the will of the people, then the government is a democracy.

      A republic is a structure of a government. A government where the executive is answerable to the laws of the state and where the laws are independently judged is called a Republic.

      You'll note the two are not exclusionary. A Republic can be democratic (as with the US), communist (as with the former USSR), theocratic (as with Iran) and a whole host of other things. A Monarchy can be democratic if the head of state leaves lawmaking to a popularly-accountable body, at least until the day sie decides otherwise.

    21. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority decides eh? Were you like, not paying attention to the last election or something? The majority of people picked Gore.

    22. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      You have got to be kidding me. Have you seen the Simpsons? Have you noticed that it is animated (i.e. it is drawn by people).

      Have you noticed that Fox news is not animated?

      Is that a hard distinction to make? Does it confuse you?

      Its pretty easy for me to differentiate between the simpson's animation, and live action but then again i am not a fox news viewer.

    23. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      My original post already spelled out that I haven't seen the episode yet. It is very doable to roll a real ticker over an animated show as if it were done realtime over regular programming.

      And while I don't regularly watch FOX News, they were the only station not to prematurely declare Al Gore the next president of the United States during the last election.

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    24. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Doing a parody is a given right in democracy.

      In the US yes, but that protects you from court rulings (at least it should) not from commercial pressure. Fox can still put pressure on the Simpsons' creators and get them to stop news ticker parodies. Which is apparently what they did.

      Apart from that - the US system allows you to sue anyone, and not have to repay their costs even if you lose. So really that "right" exists only as long as someone who can affort the lawyers doesn't feel like taking it from you.

    25. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... they knew in advance the election was going to be stolen?

    26. Re:Parody is a democratic right by self+assembled+struc · · Score: 1

      what, like you mean being a drawn animation rather than a rendered news ticker and being displayed on a very famous and obviously satirical show on a differnet channel than fox news?

      nah.

    27. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Lxy · · Score: 1

      If you're unable to distinguish a cartoon from the real thing, the real thing must REALLY suck.

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    28. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Hackie_Chan · · Score: 1

      Democracy works differently in different countries. In certain countries you're forced to vote in an election, but in other countries you can exercice your democratic right by not voting at all.

      It's all in the eye of the beholder.

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    29. Re:Parody is a democratic right by glsunder · · Score: 1

      But in order to be legal parody, the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.

      Based on a recent report about fox viewers, it might confuse 80% of them.

    30. Re:Parody is a democratic right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a testiment to how sad our society is when parody is unable to significantly distinguish itself from reality.

    31. Re:Parody is a democratic right by teetam · · Score: 1

      It is also a republican right ;-) What the hell, I have karma to waste!

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    32. Re:Parody is a democratic right by phorm · · Score: 1

      Erm.... I think that the content in itself should have been enough to distinguish the article as parody.

  16. What is everything coming to. by nberardi · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is everything comming to the Fox company is sueing another Fox company. What is next Microsoft Office sueing Microsoft Windows for including "notepad" in the Windows software. I mean come on the Simpsons make fun of everybody, I think if Fox News starts going down the road of the RIAA, we are going to loose one of the better news channels.

    1. Re:What is everything coming to. by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      "Better news channels?!?!?!?!"

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  17. It comes down to the books by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

    I would not be surprised if The Simpsons' importance as a piece of identity and cash cow for Fox will make this lawsuit trivial. They might settle or something, but I highly doubt they would do anything to harm the show. Especially compared to if it was some no-name show that nobody watches.

    And that's politics :-)

  18. Re:Holy old news Batman! by thinkninja · · Score: 2, Informative

    fark linked in monday.

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  19. Whom shall we trust? by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Informative
    This conversation has been going on over in alt.tv.simpsons for a few days now. And the succulent nutmeat is: Apart from class-clown Matt Groening saying so on an NPR interview, there is, as yet, no evidence brought to light that any lawsuit was considered, or forthcoming.

    I would not accuse Matt of lying, but perhaps of saying something that is not exactly true for comedic value.

    While I cannot imagine Fox filing suit against themselves (as entertaining as Fox v. Fox would be to see on the docket), it is not unimaginable that they might file against Film Roman.

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    1. Re:Whom shall we trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HERE HERE!

    2. Re:Whom shall we trust? by dreadpiratemark · · Score: 1

      mmmmmmmmmm...succulent nutmeat (drool)

    3. Re:Whom shall we trust? by Metex · · Score: 1

      Actually it probably wouldnt be Fox suing itself but one division sueing another. I remeber talking to the head Lawyer of Sony Media devision and how she mentioned that she cant count the times she took legal action against another devision of Sony. While these lumbering corperations seem like one entity there is usually alot of fighting using lawyers between devisions of a Megacorp.

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    4. Re:Whom shall we trust? by jmulvey · · Score: 1
      My guess is that NPR has been looking to take a piece out of Fox news ever since they got understandably bitchslapped for a biased interview with Fox heavyweight Bill O'Reilly.

      Matt Groenig may have mentioned it as humourous fiction in an interview but that doesn't mean his words can't be shouted from the rooftops as a serious remark... (as in the scene from "My Cousin Vinny" where Bill Gambini (Ralph Macchio), in a jailcell hears the charges against him and repeats dumfoundedly, "I shot him?" which becomes the "I shot him." confessional in the courtroom.)

    5. Re:Whom shall we trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody said a lawsuit was forthcoming. And I'm not sure how anyone would even go about getting more evidence about what action Fox considered taking. Unless any of Rupert's secretaries want to speak up...

    6. Re:Whom shall we trust? by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      "My guess is that NPR has been looking to take a piece out of Fox news ever since they got understandably bitchslapped for a biased interview with Fox heavyweight Bill O'Reilly."

      You're kidding, right? O'Reilly got caught in his own bullstuff, couldn't weasel his way out, and then hung up in disgust (typical behavior for most bullies, really). The only person who thinks Bill O'Reilly was unfairly pounced upon is Bill O'Reilly, a guy who repeatedly yells at his "guests" to shut up on the air...

    7. Re:Whom shall we trust? by jmulvey · · Score: 1
      Have you listened to the interview in its entirety? Did you read the Ombudsman report? Let me quote a choice part for you:


      "...by coming across as a pro-Franken partisan rather than a neutral and curious journalist, Gross did almost nothing that might have allowed the interview to develop. By the time the interview was about halfway through, it felt as though Terry Gross was indeed "carrying Al Franken's water,""


      You may be critical of O'Reilly, and I don't listen to him frequently enough to agree or disagree with you. But I stopped listening to NPR as an unbiased source of information when they:
      1. Got caught secretly supplying thier donor/membership list to the Democratic National Committee
      2. Chose to play the song "We Shall Overcome" during breaks in their coverage of the Clinton impeachment senate trial.

    8. Re:Whom shall we trust? by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I caught the tail end of that Bill O'Reiley interview - probobly the worst I have ever heard on NPR. While I admit I don't watch Bill O'Reiley's show, in that interview he came across as literally the rudest person I have ever heard on public radio. Or radio in general, for that matter. Rush L. and other 'political commentators' say some rather nasty things about their opponents, but they seem to behave like adults. O'Reiley's behavior on that show was so childish that I couldn't believe it. I looked up his show on FoxNews.com, and he seems to run the kind of shouting match talkshow that the NPR interview degenerated into. Overall, not a very good impression.

    9. Re:Whom shall we trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I listened to that interview, I thought to myself it was the sort of thing an experienced public opiner like O'Reilly should have loved to have. All these criticisms people have made of him, lined up one after the other, to be shot down in his leisure. An opportunity to get his side on the air again, to a different audience even. No other guests crowding in, yelling and smirking to get their airtime. Just his take on his controversies and an open microphone. Any emotionally stable opinionator would relish the chance. O'Reilly, however, felt personally harmed and retreated to the safety of his mental bunker.

    10. Re:Whom shall we trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...by coming across as a pro-Franken partisan rather than a neutral and curious journalist, Gross did almost nothing that might have allowed the interview to develop. By the time the interview was about halfway through, it felt as though Terry Gross was indeed "carrying Al Franken's water,""

      So someone interviewing BOR is branded as not being "neutral and curious journalist". How could the Ombudsman forget that TG also was not being fair and balanced?

      TG did come across as trying to pin BOR on his record of shutting down guests with differing points of view, or ridiculing those who are critical of him. But that is hardly "carrying Al Franken's water".

      Trying to seperate the spin from reality is what a good journalist should do (IMHO), and I am with TG on this one. BOR himself is quite good at seperating the spin from reality; unfortunately he only gives us the spin.

    11. Re:Whom shall we trust? by InferiorFloater · · Score: 1

      When I heard that interview, i got the impression that Terry Gross simply thought O'Reilly was a bad journalist and wanted to call him on it. I would imagine most newspeople would, since he's always taking cheapshots and shouting and whatnot. If *I* were a journalist, I'd be pissed at him for degrading civility in the profession as a whole.

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  20. It's not the ticker by poptones · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's the "fake news" part. Fox has the trademark on scrolling fake news reports at the bottom of the screen.

    Just watch any day of the week and see for yourself.

    It's true!

    Really...

    1. Re:It's not the ticker by iJed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is this moderated as funny? It seems far more insightful to me.

    2. Re:It's not the ticker by 3dr · · Score: 1

      Anybody have an mpeg of this episode or .torrent file for such?

    3. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modding it insightful would draw the ire of the right wingers here...

    4. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it wouldn't even be "friendly fire".

    5. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, it was a joke. Either you didn't understand that, or I don't understand that your post was also a joke. (:

    6. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It wasn't funny or insightful. It was really a troll.

    7. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How funny is that someone confronts liberal slashdot and gets modded as flamebait. Shocker.

    8. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yes, if it doesn't fit you narrow little view it must be 'liberal'. Grow up and realize there's more to the world than the narrow single dimensional thinking you have.

    9. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now there's your troll.

    10. Re:It's not the ticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is thid moderated as insightful? It seems far more funny to me.

    11. Re:It's not the ticker by jrnchimera · · Score: 1

      Oh and your response is a good example of "narrow one dimensional thinking" as you stereotypes all Republicans to be narrow thinkers.

    12. Re:It's not the ticker by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      They'd better be careful about any claim to the rights to 'fake news.' The New York Times has a lot of money and probably has better lawyers.

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    13. Re:It's not the ticker by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      O'Reilly isn't exactly a conservative. He's just a non-liberal.

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    14. Re:It's not the ticker by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he's just an ass.

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    15. Re:It's not the ticker by rengalan · · Score: 1

      of course, The New York Times is also owned by Rupert Murdoch, just like Fox. So we're goin in a circle here.

    16. Re:It's not the ticker by LegionX · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what they're doing in the first place? Why stop here?

  21. stupid trademark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trademarks are not normally given for merely descriptive things.

    If you sell cars, you can't trademark "cars", but you could trademark "Joe Smith's Fine Cars".

    You can't trademark "Blue Cars", even if your cars are blue.

    "Fair and Balanced" is descriptive - Fox claims that their news coverage is fair and balanced. The only way to get a trademark on "Fair and Balanced" is if there is no descriptive relation.

    I.E. Only if the news coverage is NOT fair and balanced could they trademark the phrase "Fair and Balanced"

    Or maybe that's the point :)

    1. Re:stupid trademark by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

      Wendy's has trademarked "Spicy chicken sandwich," which is spicy, and seems to be a vaguely chicken-like substance, so I'm taking that with a grain of salt.

    2. Re:stupid trademark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many on the left are now suggesting Fox News should adopt the trademark "Wholly without merit"...

  22. D'oh! by axolotl_farmer · · Score: 0

    that should have been alt.tv.simpsons.

    1. Re:D'oh! by Saganaga · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean alt.nerd.obsessive?

    2. Re:D'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      need know star rm pic

  23. Preemptive strike? by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

    This sounds a lot like Fox News doing a preemptive strike. If FN let this go, then if someone else wanted to imitate their ticker, then they'd have a much harder time gettting the other company to back down if it is shown that they allowed someone else to do it unhindered (the two Fox's are related, but I don't think they're the same corp. entity?)

    1. Re:Preemptive strike? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OMG tickers! Somebody MIGHT STEAL our futaristic tikker tehcnology ! SUE SUE

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    2. Re:Preemptive strike? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      Gnnnaaaaayyghgh!

      Hands of my marquee tags!

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    3. Re:Preemptive strike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fucking love that this was modded insightful instead of funny. Hilarious.

  24. Looks like they've finally had enough by hookedup · · Score: 1, Informative

    Simpsons have been mocking FOX for years...

    Here is "Fox Bashing List v1.7"

  25. Ob.Simpsons.quote by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Someone posted this on Fark, I thought it was funny.

    This is the scroll from that episode of the Simpsons, and the thing that Fox thinks will confuse their viewers. What they fail to realize is that this kind of viewer is already watching Fox.

    pointless news crawls up 37 percent ... do Democrats cause cancer? find out at FoxNews.com ... Rupert Murdoch: terrific dancer ... DOW down 5000 points ... study: 92 percent of Democrats are gay ... JFK posthumously joins Republican Party ... oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple ... Dan Quayle:: Awesome ... Ashcroft declares breast of chicken sandwich "OBSCENE" ... Hillary Clinton embarrases self, Nation ... Bible says Jesus favoured Capital-Gainss Cut ... stay tuned for HANNITY AND IDIOT ... only dorks watch CNN ... Jimmy Carter: old, wrinkly, useless ... Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney ... risgt wing of chicken [cuts off here]

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  26. What you don't understand is that the lawsuit ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny

    was over copyright infringement. All of those crawls were actual Fox News crawls that just hadn't been used yet. Because they are Fair and Balanced(tm), they are not bound by "journalistic" concerns about timeliness, relevancy or facts. They write their news(tm) days, weeks, months in advance, just waiting for the right moment to announce it. Obviously, someone from the The Simpsons snuck in and pilfered valuable Fox News content.

  27. Re:Play God with THIS, motherfucker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again, shut your freaking pie-hole, moron.

  28. Fox Obviously Thinks Highly of their Viewership by quantax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, this should put to rest what Fox thinks of their viewership:

    "Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news," he said.

    Yes because "Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple..." is very believable and I can't believe all those dirty environmentalists have been lying to us! Oh, and JFK really DID join the replicans after death.

    Facts are Fox Evening news is a joke, and when I had the (dis)pleasure of watching it once at a friends, I seriously thought it was a parody of news since it was so distasteful and circus-like. I honestly see these parody-tickers as an IMPROVEMENT to their otherwise shitty, imcomplete, skewed news.

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    1. Re:Fox Obviously Thinks Highly of their Viewership by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Every once in a while it is fun to watch in a deer-caught-in-headlights manner, because it feels more like a sports news show, with flashy cutscenes and revolving boxes and glib commentary passed off as news. It's completely surreal. I was watching on Scarborough Country, where he spent a whole segment railing against government subsidizing of research into potato crop diseases, I MEAN THAT SI CRAZY! WASTING OUR MONIES INTO RESARCHING DISEASES OF OUR FOOD SUPPLY HAR HAR STUPAD GOVERNIMENT! WE SHOULD BE BYING MISCILES TO FIGHT COMMIES WITH!

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    2. Re:Fox Obviously Thinks Highly of their Viewership by CatPieMan · · Score: 1

      That is, of course, compared to CNN's shitty, imcomplete, skewed news.

      And the news channel that Al Gore wanted to start, that would have been really un-biased.

      And pigs can fly.

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    3. Re:Fox Obviously Thinks Highly of their Viewership by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      My fault, Scarborough Country is on MSNBC. It's still crazy though.

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  29. creator still peaced off at corepirate nazis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you don't bulleave it? because they .controlled you so?

  30. Wait, this is rediculous... by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

    Stations make fun of themselves all the time, and their affiliates. Saturday Night Live constantly makes fun of NBC (as well as other channels), and Letterman is KNOWN for his CBS cracks. Remember Fox's first hit Married With Children? Every other episode they had a Fox crack.

    This is rediculous from every perspective. I am a fan of both the Simpsons and Fox News, and found that particular episode to be quiet comical and laughed by ass off the entire time. It plays to the democratic claims that Fox News is right-biased. Anyone with any brains can see it's an exaggeration, just as 99.999999% of the things on the Simpsons are. It's all over the top, that's what made the Simpsons so popular for so long.

    1. Re:Wait, this is rediculous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. Fox news told me that those damn left-wing commies will say anything to slander the last bastion of traditional bitter American values.

    2. Re:Wait, this is rediculous... by Merk · · Score: 1

      The Simpsons has been making fun of the Fox network since the beginning. But making fun of Fox news? C'mon, isn't that a little too easy? That's like making fun of a 'mentally differently-abled' kid. It's not like anybody with half a brain wouldn't notice the right-wing bias and the overall awful quality of "reporting".

    3. Re:Wait, this is rediculous... by Frequanaut · · Score: 1

      No, it's ridiculous.

      What's rEdiculous is the number of slashdot posters who don't know how to spell.

  31. Longest running sitcom? by beezly · · Score: 1

    This article doesn't mention it, but a few other sites reckon that The Simpsons is to become the longest running sit-com in the world from 2005. Sadly, that crown is held by the BBC's "Last Of The Summer Wine" (1973-2003 still being filmed, 225 episodes). Although, I doubt LOTSW would ever have much political material in it!

  32. free publicity by andy1307 · · Score: 1

    More free(almost) publicity for Fox news and the Simpsons show.

  33. Almost as retarded as by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    SCO OpenServer sues SCO UnixWare over patent infringement.

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  34. The complaint: by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny


    People are finding "The Simpsons" to be a more reliable news source. Apparently, the only people who actually watch Fox News are convalescents who can't reach the remote control (whoever left the TV on should be punished severely).

  35. Obligitory Quote by RealisticWeb.com · · Score: 1

    I for one, welcome our new conservitive overlords.

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  36. Ummm... by TrollBridge · · Score: 1
    "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Shakespeare"

    ...wouldn't that make it a Shakespeare reference?

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  37. I can see the trial now... by thoolihan · · Score: 1

    Fox:"25% of viewer thought the headlines were true"

    Groening:"oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."

    -t

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  38. It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fox News crew was Krusty For Congress, which mocked the perceived rightward-leanings of the channel with pseudo-news items such as "Do Democrats cause cancer?" and "Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple" scrolling across the bottom of the screen.

    It's not percieved, the proof is here. This is a former producer for Fox's News Watch media show giving the dirt on how the bias comes down from Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes everyday in an email nicknamed "The Memo".

    Expect to see more info as "The Memo" starts getting leaked. Fox is truly biased, the proof is in information like this. For more analysis, including a rebuttal from Fox, check this out. You might also want to read this commentary over at Editor & Publisher deconstructing Fox's spin on the latest "liberal media" salvo they fired.

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    1. Re:It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CNN and MSNBC don't direct their newsroom staff, the bias comes from the individual creating the content, based on their experiences and knowledge. Over at Fox the bias comes from the top down and people have to express it or hurt their career. Would you trust Rush's opinion or analysis, even if you agreed with it, if you knew he was just saying what the GOP press office told him to?

      This is why we accept some bias from real news organizations and simply filter it, but we call this one Faux News Channel. For instance, I rarley agree with Chris Matthews on MSNBC's Hardball, but I like watching it, because I think he represents an independent conservative voice and I think he treats the issues more fairly than anyone at Faux.

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    2. Re:It's not a percieved bias by UltraSkuzzi · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's not that FNC is conservative, as much as the rest of the news is liberal. I agree that Fox News is not fair and balanced, and that's coming from a conservative libertarian. Bill O'Riley's a joke. 'No spin zone?!' Frivolous! Hannitiy is good, albeit boring at times, and Colmes in a poor counterattack. Just my two cents.

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    3. Re:It's not a percieved bias by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      The Memo is also covered in today's Salon.

    4. Re:It's not a percieved bias by theophilosophilus · · Score: 2

      Personally, I like that Fox is biased. Thats why I watch it. Are you going to tell me that the other networks don't have their own bias? I think its philosophically impossible to anhialate bias. Take the Slashdoters for example, if we were all network/cable news anchors, its likely that the news would look alot closer to what Slashdot news does now than what the mainstream news does. Hey Slashdot is biased against Microsoft, are you telling me I shouldn't come here because of it? We are all biased, some stories are more interesting to us, personally, than others. And we all try to affirm our preconcived notions, whether consiously or unconsiously. Don't tell me that reporters don't suffer from human nature.

      The theory is that I can get closer to the truth if I do a 50% Fox 25%, CNN 25%, 25% NPR (Or any other combination, say the Wall Street Journal vs the LA Times). Bias is a fact of life, the problem arises when you become complacent and stop thinking critically. Every story from any source has an angle, its your job to identify the angle and make your analysis of truth accordingly.

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    5. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      "It's not that FNC is conservative, as much as the rest of the news is liberal."

      Only if you think 'liberal' means "slightly to the left of Pat Robertson".

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    6. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the rest of the news wouldn't look so liberal if the Republican party wasn't just so evil.

    7. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but from the articles linked Fox would filter out news they don't want you to know. Removing from the scroll a quote from Hans Blix saying they haven't found WMD yet isn't putting a spin on it, it's censoring the information.

      Maybe MSNBC or CNN will make a bigger deal out of that item should they want to, but they wouldn't keep it out of the news entirely.

      news.google.com is all your savoirs read a ton of view points, the facts are always in between the lines of a couple articles.

    8. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > if I do a 50% Fox 25%, CNN 25%, 25% NPR

      Proof the parent does indeed watch Fox News.

    9. Re:It's not a percieved bias by ducomputergeek · · Score: 0
      And the likes of CNN and MSNBC as well as the network news DON"T have a liberal bias? God forbid we conservatives have gotten a foothold in the left's dominate propaganda machines.

      You want to talk about bias? Why is it that we only hear about the 2 troops killed in Iraq and not the fact that roads, schools, factories, and other infracstructure is being improved in many areas of the country? That the Iraqi people befar are happier to see the torture chambers gone and Saddam no where to be found. Where is that in the news reports? Why is it at the ribbon cutting at a waste water treatment plat or a school in the south of Iraq doesn't have a single American journalist there to cover the story? Maybe some of that is the military's fault for not playing an effective PR game. After all, if the military "highly encouraged" reports to show for an event, the whole media lobby would cry unfairness and that they were not allowed to get "The real story" and the military was manipulating the PR. Talk about your catch-22.

      I have talked with several people I know that are back on leave, and the story they tell from the ground is FAR different than what is on NBC nightly news. In fact, I've heard several pieces about this on NPR of all places the last few weeks, that once your outside of Saddam's core of power in the Sunni triangle, things are starting to get better for the people of Iraq.

      About two weeks ago NBC nightly news had a story about a concrete plant that the Iraq people, with about $10,000 from the 101st Airborne, was able to get their plant back up and running. Granted, at only 25% capacity, but its employing Iraqi's and generating a profit. The best part is the piece was slanted with the view, "See they are doing this without millions of dollars. If they were to have waited to rebuild, it would have cost private companies millions of dollars. The USD 87 Billion wouldn't have gone to help this project".

      Journalist, no matter it be Fox, CNN, or whomever, have their own damned agenda. They don't report news, they report what they want us to decide...with them.

      My final straw with journalist came a couple years ago. My now business partner was a jounalism major and wrote for the College newspaper. His family owned several banks and had made a fair amount of money in their lives and were deeply seated republicans. Well, the journalism department's chair was about as leftist as they come and she hated rich people with a passion for no other reason than they sucedded in the American Dream. Their luck/good fortune/and skills be damned. My friend's grandfather donated an entire lab of about 40 brand new 500 Mhz G4 towers, monitors, scanners, and software totally about $80,000 after the College refused to provide funding to the department. How was this gesture thanked? Well my friend was fired from the staff and the professor didn't fail him in the classes, but gave him D's causing him to loose his scholarship. That was one hell of a "Thank you" for actually helping.

      That caused me to take on look at journalism and just think, "Gee, now we know why those press reporters have their agendas, they learn early on".

      24/7 news has only hurt, because now the press almost has to invent stories in order to keep people's attention. Really is the Scott Peterson case (now the Scott who? case) or Kobe really that important? NO!

      Simple facts: CNN, Network News, Foxnews, BBC, NPR, MSNBC all have their agenda's. It just so happens that most lean one way, Fox leans the other way. God forbid that one network tells what the other side believes.

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    10. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's not that FNC is conservative, as much as the rest of the news is liberal.

      What fucking alternate universe are you in?

    11. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All news is biased, for the mere fact that they must make a selection each day on what news that they cover. Now I believe that the predominant reason Fox News is purile has more to do with their particular bias; which is its unconditional support for the neoconservative agenda, i.e. increased military keynesianism, decimation of the social safety net and a general return to the socio-economic patterns predominant during the McKinnely administration.

    12. Re:It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

      See the reply I made here.

      What's the point of listening to "news" that simply parrots the current Administration's viewpoint? How is that news? Just read the White House press releases. Remember that this stuff is going into all of their shows, from straight news to commentary. If I want a conservative slant on news I want an independent conservative slant on it, not Richard Ailes' GOP support message respun fifteen different ways.

      I'd rather see different conservatives give independent opinion so I can gauge where the bias leaks in and where the actual logic is coming from. You can't do that if they all repeat the same bias. For instance, I might watch Novak on CNN, Buchanan and Matthews on MSNBC, but FNC and Scarborough on MSNBC all just parrot the same message the Administration wants put out. I can determine between Buchanan, Matthews and Novak what a conservative take on an issue is and where each has put bias, but I can't do that with FNC.

      No so-called "liberal" news organization does this type of top-down bias. It's a complete anathma to "liberal" ideals of individual thought, honest debate and reasoning. Of course everybody interjects their own bias, but I can tell when that's happening. That bias being repeated by large numbers of people becomes coordinated dishonesty when those speaking it do so without question.

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    13. Re:It's not a percieved bias by GizmoToy · · Score: 1

      And I would say the "Simple facts" are that none of the other networks claim unbiased news. Fox does. That's the difference.

    14. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that we only hear about the 2 troops killed in Iraq and not the fact that roads, schools, factories, and other infracstructure is being improved in many areas of the country?

      More troops have died since the so-called "end of major operations" than during the major operations itself! You don't think that's news?

      Infrastructure provided by Halliburton. I saw that on 60 Minutes...

    15. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My final straw with journalist came a couple years ago. My now business partner was a jounalism major and wrote for the College newspaper. His family owned several banks and had made a fair amount of money in their lives and were deeply seated republicans. Well, the journalism department's chair was about as leftist as they come and she hated rich people with a passion for no other reason than they sucedded in the American Dream. Their luck/good fortune/and skills be damned. My friend's grandfather donated an entire lab of about 40 brand new 500 Mhz G4 towers, monitors, scanners, and software totally about $80,000 after the College refused to provide funding to the department. How was this gesture thanked? Well my friend was fired from the staff and the professor didn't fail him in the classes, but gave him D's causing him to loose his scholarship. That was one hell of a "Thank you" for actually helping.

      So what you're saying is that you're upset because your exploitative and wealthy friend's family couldn't buy their kid better grades? Nice.

      And you've got your categories down wrong. Fox and MSNBC are right-wing. CNN, BBC, and the big-three are centrist. The left wing has very little voice at all right now, and what does exist is fragmented among a million tiny publications and outlets. By claiming that CNN, BBC et. al. are left wing and then not even mentioning or being aware a single actual left-leaning news source, you've pretty much demonstrated that you're on the far, far right.

    16. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, should the democrats win the next election, Novak, Buchanan and Matthews will become the parrots, and FNC and Scarborough the dissenters.

    17. Re:It's not a percieved bias by EvanED · · Score: 1

      So you like being completely and utterly misinformed?

    18. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Hungus · · Score: 1

      and only if you think slightly means 12 AU

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    19. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So where are those WMDs? Hmmm? Anyone? Buehler?

      Big noocleer program you've found over thar too. As in practically non-existent. The American people were lied to by this sad sack excuse of an administration. Why should we trust them ever again?

    20. Re:It's not a percieved bias by barks · · Score: 1

      Well my friend was fired from the staff and the professor didn't fail him in the classes, but gave him D's causing him to loose his scholarship.

      Don't worry...his chances of buying a win in a presidential election are still good! Otherwise godforbid...he'll have to get off that ass of his one day.

    21. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing - the same bias occurs at every other outlet (CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, PMSNBC, BBC, 90% of newspapers, etc.) but that is not attacked because it's a left bias.

      One single channel has right (of left, not right of central) leanings and all of a sudden it's a "vast right-wing conspiracy" all over again...

    22. Re:It's not a percieved bias by nat5an · · Score: 1
      Have you actually been to Iraq to verify that "the Iraqi people befar are happier to see the torture chambers gone and Saddam no where to be found"? Perhaps you have, but I'll operate under the assumption that you haven't.

      Your information is also being filtered through various sources, each with their inherant biases (being run by humans). I personally believe that it's impossible to eliminate bias from the system, so people should just be upfront about their biases. That's the reason why Fox News makes me mad, because they claim to be fair and balanced, when that claim is, I believe, unachieveable.

      I'll read Salon, because they never claim to be fair and balanced. They're to the left and they know it. Generally speaking, I've found that liberals are much more apt to admit to their biases than conservatives, but of course, your experience might be different.

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    23. Re:It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

      And the likes of CNN and MSNBC as well as the network news DON"T have a liberal bias? God forbid we conservatives have gotten a foothold in the left's dominate propaganda machines.

      Umm, Novak is on CNN, Buchannan, Matthews, Ventura and Scarborough are on MSNBC. You can't really call Oberman a liberal, he pretty much stays on the fence.

      CNN and MSNBC don't tell their people what bias to put in, Fox does. See my other replies about this. Fox is a propaganda machine, CNN may seem liberal, but that's the journalists they've hired not Ted Turner telling them to be. Ted Turner was even asked why CNN has a liberal bias, he said he didn't know but maybe it was because CNN journalists see so much in the world and that shapes their views. That's bias based on that journalist, not Ted Turner telling them to do so to further their careers. Ailes' Memo essentially says, put this specific bias in or else.

      There's a huge freaking difference there.

      You want to talk about bias? Why is it that we only hear about the 2 troops killed in Iraq and not the fact that roads, schools, factories, and other infracstructure is being improved in many areas of the country? That the Iraqi people befar are happier to see the torture chambers gone and Saddam no where to be found. Where is that in the news reports? Why is it at the ribbon cutting at a waste water treatment plat or a school in the south of Iraq doesn't have a single American journalist there to cover the story? Maybe some of that is the military's fault for not playing an effective PR game. After all, if the military "highly encouraged" reports to show for an event, the whole media lobby would cry unfairness and that they were not allowed to get "The real story" and the military was manipulating the PR. Talk about your catch-22.

      Because due to the security concerns journalists are having a hard time leaving Baghdad for one. Two, the schools and infrastructure were running before the war, it's the US's legal responsibility to do these things. Reporting on this is like reporting on the sun rising. It's just going to happen. Saddam's crimes have been documented by your "liberal" media for the last 15 years. Weren't you paying attention then? Sundance has played several documentaries (mainly produced in Europe) about the crimes of the Iraqi and Taliban regimes, among others. This gets a lot of press in the "liberal" media. Nobody reports on how happy people are that Saddam is gone, because they're all thinking about the future. Will the Shia try to create a Islamic state like Iran? Will the Kurds try to become independent? There are much more compelling things on the average Iraqi's mind than "Hey, Saddam's gone", that's getting coverage.

      I have talked with several people I know that are back on leave, and the story they tell from the ground is FAR different than what is on NBC nightly news. In fact, I've heard several pieces about this on NPR of all places the last few weeks, that once your outside of Saddam's core of power in the Sunni triangle, things are starting to get better for the people of Iraq.

      I've heard similiar things from the "liberal" media too. But that doesn't discount that we went to war with intelligence "cherry-picked" by Cheney & Co. or that the reconstruction is being handled appropriately. It also hasn't managed to stop getting our guys killed, found WMD, Saddam or Bin Laden. It doesn't mean that this Administration should be given a clean bill of health on foreign policy.

      About two weeks ago NBC nightly news had a story about a concrete plant that the Iraq people, with about $10,000 from the 101st Airborne, was able to get their plant back up and running. Granted, at only 25% capacity, but its employing Iraqi's and generating a profit. The best part is the piece was slanted with the view, "See they are doing this without millions of dollars. If they were to have waited to rebuild, it would have cost private companies millions of dollars. The USD 87 Billion wouldn't have go

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    24. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, if you consider Chris Mathews a conservative, you really have no concept of what the platform represents.

    25. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      Big noocleer program you've found over thar too.

      That should be "nookular", not "noocleer". "Noocleer" is way too close to the correct pronunciation to be representative of Bush's speech.

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    26. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG it's on the INTERNET, it must be TRUE!

      wtf, you're just as much a datasheep as Fox News viewers are accused of being.

    27. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Fox News the only one with an agenda?? Well at least we know where they stand. What I DO see Fox news doing is perpetuating what is already popular among the people (Ailes memo thing an exception). The war in Iraq, like it or not, was supoported by a majority of US citizens. During the war push, if you actually watch more then 5 minutes of it, Fox News did not JUST put up RAH RAH info. Granted, lots of it was rah rah, but there were also reports of problems along the way. Basically, I as a American tuned to both, but I did watch a lot of Fox's coverage. CNN's coverage, in my opinion, had a negative slant alot of the time. If I got too depressed, I tuned over to Fox news and got a little good news, then when it seems too boastful, back to CNN or MSNBC. Personally, at least Fox News doesn't sugar coat things too much (beyond the fair and balanced thing) in where they stand. With some CNN reports, I question whether they actually love their country. A unbiased media will never exist because there's no way to cover the biases up. At least Fox is honest in this regard!

      Also, I am sick of the Laci Petersen and other non news as well. Everytime I see something about the Laci Petersen thing or other non news I think so what? What makes the case important enough to put on a nation news outlet?

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    28. Re:It's not a percieved bias by theophilosophilus · · Score: 1

      No so-called "liberal" news organization does this type of top-down bias.

      Thats not what I've heard, I've heard plenty of stories about execs at the other news outlets falling in lock step on the Iraq war coverage when it was unpatriotic to question the war.

      I never claimed Fox WASN'T flawed. I claimed there are no sources that aren't. I would also like to try to emphasize the importance of at least understanding all sides of an issue, you don't have to agree. Ideally all sources would provide a balance of viewpoints and I don't see that happening, so its neccessary to "average" the coverage of many sources.

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    29. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god you are such a liar.
      Liar.
      Liar.
      Go give George a Sieg Heil.

    30. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      next time consider posting a copy of the article. Salon has that bullshit registration system...

    31. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen Chris Matthews a few times. You're wrong, it's on NBC not MSNBC. It's part of the show "Saturday Night Live".

    32. Re:It's not a percieved bias by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

      Thats not what I've heard, I've heard plenty of stories about execs at the other news outlets falling in lock step on the Iraq war coverage when it was unpatriotic to question the war.

      Yep, your right. It has been said over and over again by liberal and moderate sources that Bush got quite a free ride between 9/11 and the May 1, 2003 when major combat was declared over. This is an issue that the left was complaining about during this time period and was pushed along by GOP operatives such as Roger Ailes by calling dissenters unpatriotic and such. Remember what happened to the Dixie Chicks? This uncivil and dangerous name-calling that the GOP and many FNC commentators engaged in was disguisting and counter to any idea of fair and balanced or objectivity.

      I never claimed Fox WASN'T flawed. I claimed there are no sources that aren't.

      Your still missing the point here. Fox pushes this down, and other than the instance I addressed above, you don't see this as a defacto procedure in other organizations. There's a huge difference there. Maybe there's a basic misconception here, moderates and liberals think that this type of behavior in a news organization is akin to fraud. We won't tolerate it by default. Bias on the part of an individual reporter is bound to happen, but it shouldn't be contrary to the facts and should be noted as being opinion or analysis. Opinion and analysis must be honest and logical. Someone with Jewish heritage might view the Palastinian/Israeli issues differently than someone with a Palastinian heritage, even if they are trying to be objective, due to where they get their information and inherent cultural bias. That's when it's important to get multiple sources.

      What Fox does is get a Bush official and Joe the stoner from the local Green Party and call it a fair and balanced debate. That's an exageration, but you'll see what I mean comparing Crossfire to Hannity and Colmes. Colmes isn't worthy of debating where to go to lunch with Hannity, James Carvelle on the other hand is pretty balanced against Novak.

      The idea here is not to throw two people with ideological blinders from two sides into a ring. It's to have two intellectual equals with differing personal biases to honestly debate an issue. They may not agree in the end, but at least I'll be able to make a decision. This behavior by Fox puts ideological blinders on it's entire staff. They are forced to push sides on issues by management. Read the Salon interview linked numerous places in this story, it talks about how middle management at FNC goes overboard to please the ideological goals of top management, Roger Ailes and Co.

      I would also like to try to emphasize the importance of at least understanding all sides of an issue, you don't have to agree.

      That's what any sane person does, and what anyone who understands the liberal enlightenment foundation this country was founded on does. Understanding all sides of an issue, does not mean that you wind up with the no opinion. It just means that you are willing to change it in light of contrary evidence. Other than the loonies who populate the fringes, this is how most people operate. The problem is that a lot of us who follow politics and media and such think that Bush and the neocons are right-wing fringe lunatics and the GOP has been taken over by them. The term "faith-based" should never, ever show up in government policy. The government does not get to operate on faith, that domain is left to religions. The government must be transparent and it's actions must leave a logic audit trail.

      Ideally all sources would provide a balance of viewpoints

      Here's where I think Fox and it's supporters do not understand the concepts of fair and balanced or objectivity. Under this idea, and Fox's implementation, Astronomy Journals would publish articles by UFO nuts and have exposes from The Flat Earth Society on how NASA faked the moon landings. We'd have to have the KKK on everytime we wanted to discuss race, e

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    33. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well at least we know where they stand."

      News outlets aren't supposed to "stand" for anything - they're supposed to report the facts in as balanced a way as possible.

      "What I DO see Fox news doing is perpetuating what is already popular among the people (Ailes memo thing an exception)."

      Bad, bad, bad. Present all the facts, let people sort it out themselves. News organizations should NOT let opinion interfere with their primary job. If you want editorials, fine, but label them as such, and report the facts first.

      "A unbiased media will never exist because there's no way to cover the biases up."

      Technically true, but they should fight to be as unbiased as possible, rather than admitting it and giving in to it whole heartedly.

    34. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Bremen24601 · · Score: 1

      You realize it was almost 2 months before I realized Colmes was supposed to represent the "liberal" side? I seriously thought he was a sidekick!

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    35. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well my response to that is that fox claims unbiased news because they are unbiased, unlike the rest of the 24/7 news outlets. CNN, ABC, CBS etc have never claimed to be unbiased because they aren't and everyone knows that they are left-wing nuts.

    36. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, Novak is on CNN, Buchannan, Matthews, Ventura and Scarborough are on MSNBC. You can't really call Oberman a liberal, he pretty much stays on the fence.

      Of these people you have mentioned only half of them can be considered conservative.

      Matthews was a speach writer for Jimmy Carter, how does that make him conservative?

      Ventura isn't conservative either he is/was a member of the reform party. Definately not conservative.

      Have you ever watched Keith Oberman's show? I doubt it because he is probably the most liberal of the bunch. You probaly wouldn't know this because apparently nobody is watching his show.

    37. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because he is an idiot. Not unlike the supposedly conservative Carlson Tucker on CNN. They are both morons on opposite sides of the spectrum. Why either of them is on TV is beyond me.

    38. Re:It's not a percieved bias by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I'd say Chris Matthews is slightly left of center, but he certainly has an axe to grind with the Democratic Party. From what I can tell, he belives that the DNC has let us all down. He has been especially hard on Clinton for lying.

      All in all, I like Matthews. He is a bit too argumentative at times, but he is fair. I don't think there is any comparison between him and the bozos at Fox.

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  39. BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by JohnDenver · · Score: 1, Insightful

    * Is Fox News pushing the FCC for a broadcasting flag in this story?
    * Is Fox News trying to extort money out from owners of smart card programmers?
    * Is Fox News accusing The Simpsons of violating the DMCA?

    Don't get me wrong, I find the story hilarious, but it's already being covered by every other news outlet. (With the exception of Fox News?)

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  40. Did you ever think??? by blizzardsoup · · Score: 1

    That maybe, just maybe the statement was made to generate press? aka increase ratings for both shows.

    The only bad press is being caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy.

  41. Says a lot about how Fox News sees its viewers... by Denyer · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...if they think no-one will notice the difference between their warped take on reality and the Simpsons'.

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  42. Come up with new material? Why? by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    They don't. They've been peddling the same load of ... news(tm) for years now.

    The only thing original on the whole network is how they claim to be "Fair and Balanced" without breaking out into giggles and shooting spitballs at the teacher.

    1. Re:Come up with new material? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Show me unbalanced or unfair.

      I think you mean Socialist and Big-government = fair and balanced.

      You ever listen to CNN? NPR?

      I laugh my ass off when leftists refer to themselves as open minded, yet dismiss any other views as unfair or unbalanced.

    2. Re:Come up with new material? Why? by Radius9 · · Score: 1

      Neither CNN nor NPR's slogan is Fair and Balanced, so its a moot point.

  43. Keep your BS filter on by LooseChanj · · Score: 1

    Fox News really can be 'fair and balanced' if you run it through a properly maintained BS filter. But then y'all already have yours spit shined for anything that comes outta Washington, D.C., right?

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    1. Re:Keep your BS filter on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sig:
      > No matter what you say, *someone* will disagree.

      I disagree.
      (Bet you've never heard that one before! Snort! Chortle!)

    2. Re:Keep your BS filter on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried running Fox News through a BS filter once.

      Got silence, 24/7.

    3. Re:Keep your BS filter on by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      A BS filter cannot add in unreported news. It can only subtract misreported news.

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  44. Who stands to gain? Fox. by yet+another+coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fox and Fox both stand to gain from a fake news story on Fox about Fox versus Fox. This Fox against Fox story gains Fox coverage from Fox and other non-Fox media. I'm suspicious that this Fox stunt is just a way to get Fox attention and to boost the popularity of Fox News and a slowly declining Fox show. Maybe I'm just suspicious of Fox and Fox, though.

    1. Re:Who stands to gain? Fox. by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't surprise me, but it will probably have the same effect as their suit against Al Franken- backfiring and showing the world what big lying babies they are.

  45. SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Too bad SCO doesn't follow Fox's footsteps and start suing itself for license violations.

    1. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe, no doubt.

  46. Erm... Can you say SATIRE? by jot445 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Legally protected and all that...

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  47. I'll explain this, slowly by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's news because one branch of Fox came very close to suing one of the most popular, profitable shows ever on the Fox Network. It's news because a supposed news(tm) organization was prepared not only to sue to stop free speech (of the well-supported parody class) but were actually considering doing this against a component of their parent corporation. It's news because the whining, bedwetting, crybabies of Fox News are so supremely "Can dish it out but can't take it" that they were actually going to go toe-to-toe with a cartoon.

    1. Re:I'll explain this, slowly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll explain this, slowly. They DIDN'T SUE. They considered it, just like I would consider killing you for being a stupid prick. Is that noteworthy or newsworthy? No, but it's Fox News so the slashdot editors posted this simply to embarass them and let you idiots run around with your heads cut off.

    2. Re:I'll explain this, slowly by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Best. Assessment. Ever.

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    3. Re:I'll explain this, slowly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's news because a supposed news(tm) organization was prepared not only to sue to stop free speech..."

      Note that although Fox would have initiated it, ultimately the *courts* would have 'stopped' free speech. They (along with the legislators who enacted such laws) would be no less complicit in this affair.

    4. Re:I'll explain this, slowly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming (as every gym teacher will tell you....) the *courts* and other parties where composed of regular viewers of Fox News.

    5. Re:I'll explain this, slowly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They considered it, just like I would consider killing you for being a stupid prick. Is that noteworthy or newsworthy?

      Newsworthy? No. Noteworthy? Insofar as your comment reflects upon you, this action reflects on Fox News.

      > it's Fox News so the slashdot editors posted this simply to embarass them and let you idiots run around with your heads cut off.

      And this is different from your behavior, how?

    6. Re:I'll explain this, slowly by Talinom · · Score: 1

      they were actually going to go toe-to-toe with a cartoon.

      Yes, but would they have been sued by "South Park" for using their patented Chewbacca defense or by SCO for not licensing it?

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  48. In other news: by rgoer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Al Franken sonsidered suing NickV for biting material without permission or even credit.

  49. A losing battle by t0ny · · Score: 1
    or maybe they just feared getting into a popularity contest with the likes of the inanimate carbon rod.

    Headline: IN ROD WE TRUST!

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  50. Dispelling Confusion by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    So what I'm hearing about this lawsuit is that by watching The Simpsons on Fox Entertainment I'm really being exposed to what is essentially a news item.

    I guess this is balanced, since what comes on Fox News, I'm fairly confident, is aimed at entertaining audiences.

    Definitely, though, I'd pay to see a WWF-style smackdown between Krusty the Clown and Brit Hume.

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  51. FAUX NEWS CHANNEL by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    Don't believe the hype. Fox "News" is not a news source. It's infotainment. O'Reilly is ultimate proof.

  52. It's funny by Otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Fox News actually markets itself very cleverly. The whole "Fair and Balanced" bit is largely a troll designed to irritate liberals, at which it succeeds incredibly well. Look at all the people here flying into a screeching, shrieking fit at the mention of Fox News. Hell, look at how often you encounter complete non-sequiturs denouncing The Sort Of People Who Get Their Information From Fox News.

    It gets them a ton of publicity, and more importantly it emphasizes to the demographic they want how much loathing and contempt the class of people who run ABC, CNN and the New York Times have for their lessers.

    So, the lawsuit against Al Franken was a big surprised. You'd think they'd know better than to do something so counterproductively lame. Apparently in this case they did no better.

    (Incidentally, it's interesting how after all the ancient Reaganites Ali G had on his show, the only two people I know of who threatened to sue him were Ralph Nader and Naomi Wolf...)

    1. Re:It's funny by Otter · · Score: 1
      Apparently in this case they did no better.

      Geez, I meant "did know better". I blame Friday. Or maybe some sort of Internet Spelling Haze emanating from Taco.

    2. Re:It's funny by mabu · · Score: 1

      The whole "Fair and Balanced" bit is largely a troll designed to irritate liberals

      That's a shallow explanation and not valid. The rationale behind the, "Fair and Balanced" flag Fox waves is based on the simple power of suggestion. It's a basic tenet of advertising. Psychological studies show that if you tell someone something over and over, they will accept it as fact regardless of whether it's true or not.

    3. Re:It's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lawsuit got lots of free publicity, which translates into both viewing figures and book sales.

    4. Re:It's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's funny about the American press? There's all this talk about fair and balanced, bias, this guys a facist that ones a traitor. I live in Canada you insensitive clod! We don't get any of that garbage. They just focus on the news instead of the name calling and sensationalism. I must admit if I ever want to get a good laugh I do watch American news like CNN or MSNBC. Pretty funny stuff overall. My favourite is the talking head morons you guys listen to. One question though is Anne Coulter serious? Does she really think Democrats are guilty of treason or is this satire?

    5. Re:It's funny by Otter · · Score: 1
      That's a shallow explanation and not valid.

      Oh. Well, then. If some random stranger on the Internet makes that flat, unsupported pronouncement a few more times, psychological studies show that I'll accept it as fact regardless of whether it's true or not.

      On the chance that you're not joking: I notice that some folks manage to fight off the Mighty Mind Control Rays of Fox News. Of course, when you talk about "someone" and "they", we both know who you're really talking about -- which precisely underscores my point. They realize that you regard them as witless redneck morons, which is why they get a kick out of someone who gets under your skin.

    6. Re:It's funny by autechre · · Score: 1

      > One question though is Anne Coulter serious?

      The scary part is that I think people like Coulter, Savage, etc. really are serious. Actually, I guess the REALLY scary part is that large numbers of people seem to just say "yuh-huh, that's right" to whatever they're spewing this week.

      Personally, I get most of my news from The Daily Show. Yes, I am serious. I know they lampoon the news, but they still report on real events, and I can actually stand watching them, and it's easy to tell what bits are satire.

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    7. Re:It's funny by mabu · · Score: 1

      A detailed study released by the Program on International Policy at the University of Maryland leaves little doubt as to the truth in this matter. But don't let yourself be confused by facts; keep drinking the kool-aid.

    8. Re:It's funny by elefantstn · · Score: 1

      Remember -- just because an organization with acronym produces it doesn't mean it's true.

      If you read listeners of NPR and viewers of Fox the demonstrably untrue statement "the latest economic slowdown started after George W. Bush became president," which group do you think will be wrong in a greater percentage?

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    9. Re:It's funny by mabu · · Score: 1

      Remember -- just because an organization with acronym produces it doesn't mean it's true.

      I see the difference between our perspectives on this issue:

      ME: I read the report and looked at the methodology and found it to be detailed, thoughtful, thorough and informative.

      YOU: couldn't get past the acronym

    10. Re:It's funny by elefantstn · · Score: 1

      ME: I wrote a two paragraph post

      YOU: Only read the first paragraph

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    11. Re:It's funny by Otter · · Score: 1
      As elefantsn points out, that study is rather skewed. If you asked whether Bush claimed in the State of the Union address that Saddam was trying to buy uranium from Niger, 100% of NPR listeners would think think it's true.

      Regardless of its accuracy, though, it doesn't diminish any of my points. In fact, this attack by the NPR class on Fox News nicely demonstrates my original point, just as you continue to do.

      (Incidentally, I rarely watch Fox News and didn't particularly support the war -- but I've been around here long enough to recognize when people are having their buttons pushed.)

    12. Re:It's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, because they are "comedy" and therefore can say things that would be considered bad PR or whatever for a "real" news program, you get insightful comments and the pointing out of absurdity on both sides of the political spectrum.

  53. TROLL The world! TROLL the world! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    This illustrates the level to which our /. has sunk. A Troll trolling Slashdot!

    Wait, what was that?

    This just in: this illustrates the level to which our /. has risen. Keep up the good work!

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  54. Hysterical by scarolan · · Score: 1

    That episode had me in stitches. My wife and I were laughing out loud when that ticker was scrolling by.

    For those who haven't had the pleasure, try out the new Xbox game "Simpsons Hit and Run". It's the bomb!

  55. My 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    DEMOCRATS ON SUICIDE WATCH

    Nancy Pelosi is beside herself. Yesterday's news that the economy is growing at a 19-year record pace was very depressing news for Democrats. Pelosi knows as well as anyone else that the last sector of the economy to recover after a recession is jobs, particularly manufacturing jobs. Pelosi also knows that mindless rhetoric works on Democratic voters. Yesterday she was screeching "but where are the jobs!?

  56. Because Judge Nepolitano==Chief Wigam ? by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    I would've thought it was because Judge Nepolitano is a spitting image of the Chief Wigam on the Simpsons.

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  57. Well gee by geek · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    There obviously isn't any leftwing bias at Slashdot is there. I don't see how you fight bias with bias. You editors have sunk to a new low, but thank you for reminding me why I initially stopped coming here and setting me straight for thinking I could give you a second chance. You just lost my business.

    1. Re:Well gee by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1
      I have to agree. There is no bias at Fox News. You just think you see it since its been decades you people have been forced to watch the likes of Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw. When something is different, you instantly think its bias.

      I know I'll get troll for this but it has to be said.

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    2. Re:Well gee by mabu · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you call a potential assault on someone's First Amendment rights, "leftwing bias".

    3. Re:Well gee by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is one big bias breeding ground:
      Left vs Right
      OSS vs Mac vs Windows
      Pro-American (US) vs Anti-American (rest of the world)

      Basically it's what I expect here As with any media outlet you have to take everything with a grain of salt. There is a difference in slashdot bias and news bias though. News bias is shown in the form of "slants" on topics. Slashdot bias consists of mostly ill-informed or knowingly false propeganda.

      What are the mods supposed to do here? Place a disclaimer saying that all posts must be "fair and ballanced"? No personal opinions allowed? No AC posts? All posts must be backed up by valid sources. And finally, Anyone who does not abide by these rules will be have their user name and ip banned forever.

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    4. Re:Well gee by geek · · Score: 1

      First amendment rights do not apply to privatly held air waves. Why is it people like you scream first amendment, did you miss the "Congress shall pass no law" part? Murdoch wasn't elected to congress as far as I know.

      Get a grip child. The world isn't out to get you, put down the tin foil hat and take a deep breathe. I truly don't understand why everything is a conspiracy with you kids these days. Is your life so in need of drama that you must now start making it up?

    5. Re:Well gee by geek · · Score: 1

      Of course not, but since when is fox news "News for Nerds"? Slashdot has been going out of it's way to slant news on conservative media, why not a post about how CBS is destroying the Reagan family? This is extreme partisanship and bias of the worst kind and no I shouldn't expect it from a site that's trying to solicit my money and advertisement clicks. I can simply with hold both and/or not visit at all.

      I have been coming here for like 7 years, even contributed code before slashdot even had a domain and was hosted on Robs university site. All of this left wing crap is very recent, the OSS crap goes back sure, but only recently, since 9/11 has slashdot degenerated into a "I hate America and all Republicans" toilet. It was initially limited to posts, which is inevitable, it however is now coming out in the stories which is pathetic.

    6. Re:Well gee by geek · · Score: 1

      There is bias at Foxnews. I say this as a fan. Every major anchor is openly a republican, only because liberals are not entertaining, they are negative, pessimistic little fleebs that no one wants to watch, which is why CNN's ratings are in the toilet. If the liberals ever step out of their funk long enough to stop the Bush bashing anti-American rhetoric then perhaps someone can emerge who entertains and reports fairly. Thus far this hasn't been the case since the best the liberals can come up with is Maureen Dowd, Micheal Moore and Al Franken. None of whom inspire anyone, not even their fans.

  58. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by twoshortplanks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nerds like the Simpsons.

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  59. Real or fake? by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1
    "Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news," he (Groening) said.

    Yes... now, is this because the viewers are seriously stupid, or is it because the fake news really CAN be confused with the real news?

    1. Re:Real or fake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you actually read what some of those tickers display?

      it might as well be fake....

  60. It's funny because it's Fox News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fox News is one of the bogeymen that the leftist fears and hates for some odd reason. It must be because they're stealing viewership away from their vaunted CNN and delivering news with an attitude and without the BS bullshit.

    Remember if it was any other news channel it wouldn't make slashdot, this is a lefty rant page nowadays.

  61. wtf by LHN · · Score: 1

    WTF is wrong with people suing people in america?! This has to stop, everyone is suing everyone. FoxNews suing The Simpsons, the RIAA suing kids, SCO suing the world, when is the madness going to stop?

    Instead of going to court, people suing eachother should have to fight to the death in a ring of fire or something, on public television.

    1. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, it'sthe american dream! I will go there one day, then I will make sure someone bumps into me with their hotdog cart, then I will buy one ton of cigarettes and get lung cancer by smoking them all within a week, and finally I will go to McDonald's and drink hot coffee. This should get me hundreds of millions of dollars which I will bring back home again. Thank you America!

    2. Re:wtf by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      Then we would all live in fear of the WWF, instead of the RIAA. I don't know which is worse...

  62. Fox News has done the research by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    They don't think that their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid. They know their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid. They count on the fact that their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid. They are founded upon the principle that their viewers are in fact incredibly stupid.

  63. Ok, this was blatant flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate it when people complain about CmdrTaco or the story moderators, but c'mon - this was a blatant attempt to let /. readers(overbearing liberals: the majority) bash FoxNews(conservative: the majority)

    The story is also untruthful; Groenig has already stated that didn't REALLY threaten to sue, they merely questioned his motives.

    Do you think Disney would allow a miniseries about Walt's closet gayness to be aired on their network?

  64. Vidcaps by mongoks · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have vidcaps of the episode where the ticker shows? I could maybe understand if it was identical in appearance to the Fox News ticker but even then, it still seems would know that these are bogus news items.

  65. heh heh, by mekkab · · Score: 1

    you said nutmeat. ;)

    ACtually, thats a really good point. Until someone leaks a memo which clearly shows FNC consulting their legal dept about suing the Simpsons, how do we know the Truth? Either way, its great advertising for both Groening and NPR.

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  66. Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOH

  67. Listen to the interview by jaberwaki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fresh Air
    Matt has a few other in the archives.

    1. Re:Listen to the interview by spanklin · · Score: 1

      Or, alternatively, listen to Terry Gross interview Bill O'Reilly. Boy is that guy insecure.

  68. I have a feeling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that everyone that posts here will be modded to -5 a few days from now, always seems to happen that the mods that are right wingers wait until everyone is done reading something anti-republican then mod it into nothingness to fuck up peoples karma.. typical republicans.

  69. They have been asking for it. by AchmedHabib · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I figured that the reason tv shows only made fun of other shows on their own network was to avoid getting sued.
    Anyway, Fox "news" can't be accused for providing balanced news. It should be clear to anyone with half a brain that it is no more than a combination of infotainment and goverment provoganda.
    "They are not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine", to quote Simpsons.
    It became painfully clear under the war in Iraq where they often choose not to cover different events that would provide the viewer with the information they needed to be able to form their own opinion. An example could be how the little victories were told over and over again but the defeats and losses not mentioned with one word.
    It seemed embarrasing and akward in these sattelite times where one just had to turn to other channels (even BBC) and the shortcomings of Fox "news" became clear.

  70. Look at the little poster mummy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Americans. You're always so cute when you discuss politics. You throw around terms like "liberal", "socialist", "right-wing", "left-wing" and what have you as though you know what they mean. You talk as if the Republicans and the Democrats actually have some policies. Some of you even seem to believe they have different policies (Thats just so cute I could cry!) When you talk about the two party system I could almost burst. Awww, look at your little cheeks, all glowing red like that. It's too much!

    Really, I just wish I could take more of you home. I could write for Private Eye just by transcribing the conversations and make good money. Hell we could try a live action show. It would be like a cross between Big Brother and Spitting Image! It'll be great I tell you!

    1. Re:Look at the little poster mummy! by SiliBelgian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not an American, but I can clearly see the two-party-system is wrong and undemocratical. How can you even try to divide the views of 300 million people in two giant categories, one being right-wing and another being slightly less right-wing?
      I think it's time for some serious fragmentation in the american political landscape.
      As a side effect, it will become much harder for large corporations to buy off political parties when there's more of them...

      Some of you even seem to believe they have different policies

      Well, they do have different policies. Otherwise they would just agree on everything wouldn't they? Personally, I think the Democrats to be the lesser evil. At least they're not trying to strip down the social security system, which is already down on one knee, so to speak.

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    2. Re:Look at the little poster mummy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they do have different policies.

      Same policies, just worded differently. In emergancies, just do the oposite of the other party.

    3. Re:Look at the little poster mummy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our system beats the shit out of whatever suck-ass form of government you have. Where did you say you lived?

      Jealousy, pure and simple.

    4. Re:Look at the little poster mummy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the binary system; either you're a Republican, or you're not. Take Wesley Clark, for example. He wasn't really sure he was a Democrat, but he's apparently figured out that he sure as hell isn't a Republican. The system works!

  71. The Franken Affair by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    OK, I hadn't heard about this before now, although I'd seen the book.

    This is hilarious! Poor Fox, dumber than a sack of hammers. My favorite quote was from the Fox attorney:

    "This is much too subtle to be considered a parody," she said.

    Hmm. "Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them" is much too subtle to be parody, is it? I don't see how they could make it any more obvious than that.

    Oh well. That's my laugh for the day.

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  72. Talk about BS by MoronBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I for one am looking forward to watching the alphabit channels and listening to NPR to hear how they explain an improving economy that took place without several massive tax increases. How could that be?

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  73. Fox - They distort, we deride by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Let's get this straight. Bill O'Reily yelling at people to shut up as soon as they disagree with him. Constant references to "Palestinian attacks" and "Israeli retaliation." Zero references to "Israeli settlers." Zero references to the long list of UN resolutions that Israel are in breach of. Zero coverage of the theft of the 2000 election. Plenty of coverage of the crowds that oppose him but zero coverage of the much larger crowds that support hugo Chavez in Venezuela.

    And right-wing bias at Fox News is just a figment of our imaginations? Give me a break!

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    1. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you're so clueless you'll be declared the king of slashdot soon

    2. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by AceM2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      We can tell you're liberally biased, but what you just stated says nothing about how FNC is biased. You also left out the names of the admittedly liberal/democrat hosts they employ. Leave out that O'Reilly often criticizes both republicans and democrats, agrees with all different perspectives, and is always giving people time to speak.. When he does yell, he has a reason for it.. It's called, keeping morons from spewing incorrect/offtopic bs. Anyways, just because you want to believe republicans are always wrong and FNC is biased, doesn't make it so. Just because they don't say what you want them to, doesn't make them biased.

    3. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by Illbay · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hey, you can take Fox, or leave it alone.

      Now, I demand that you rebate MY tax money that goes to fund PBS/NPR and that bigot Bill Moyers, along with all his friends.

      I'm waiting.

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    4. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 0

      So when a young man was telling the story of how he felt about American foreign policy after losing his dad in the twin towers, he was "spewing incorrect/offtopic bs?" Riiiiight!

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    5. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by AceM2 · · Score: 1

      Uh.. Just because your dad dies, that doesn't instantly make you correct. I believe everyone is entitled to an opinion, but it is a debate show afterall. At no time has O'Reilly said that you can get on the show and state your opinion without argument from him. It's just aggressive interviewing. I guess if you don't like it, that's your thing, but as for me, I don't want Oprah-style garbage... I wouldn't just watch FNC myself though, I tend to get my daily news from around 5-10 sources, but FNC is great if you want to sit down and watch an aggressive debate.

    6. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between O'Reily's rudeness and aggressive interviewing. The BBC's Jeremy Paxman is renowned for being one of the toughest interviewers on TV, and he doesn't have to shout people down. Nor does he have a bias, everyone who turns up on his show is given the same standard of grilling. Watch any edition of Newsnight and you'll see what I mean.

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    7. Re:Fox - They distort, we deride by AceM2 · · Score: 1

      Do you watch O'Reilly often? I catch a couple episodes a week if I'm not busy during that timeslot, but I rarely see him just go off on someone unless they were just being totally out there... I know who Jeremy Paxman is, and I don't see his toughness being a whole lot different from Bill O'Reilly other than O'Reilly has more of a human personality. Also, O'Reilly gives everyone the same grilling, so I don't know what the point in mentioning that is. I've seen him get angry at both conservatives and liberals alike... You can't really judge him based on a few episodes where someone you agreed with lost an argument with him.

  74. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFLMAO

  75. Screenshot here by k98sven · · Score: 3, Informative

    ..the mock version has to be significantly different enough so that an average person would know that it was a parody and not confuse it with the original.

    Well, to begin with, it was animated.

    I grabbed a screenshot, here.

    Now, would -ANYONE- confuse this with the real Fox News?

    1. Re:Screenshot here by EricWright · · Score: 1

      Now, would -ANYONE- confuse this with the real Fox News?

      Sadly, yes...

    2. Re:Screenshot here by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the screen shot. Like I said, I haven't seen the episode yet. But that looks like obvious parody in my judgment. They might be able to make a stink about the word "FOX" imprinted on the ticker though.

      I was originally under the impression that the ticker had run accross the screen during a regular part of the show, not the news - such that it might appear that Fox was running the news ticker over top of the regular programming.

      But the screenshot clears all that up. Really is worth a thousand words.

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    3. Re:Screenshot here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe...this was a FOX show! You'd think they wouldn't mind their own logo ;-)

    4. Re:Screenshot here by akuma(x86) · · Score: 1

      Now, would -ANYONE- confuse this with the real Fox News?

      The point isn't that the viewers would confuse the cartoon for real news. Fox news "brands" themselves as "fair-and-balanced". The cartoon headlines clearly are not fair and balanced. They object to the insinuation that their news is heavily biased towards conservative political views.

      Now, I agree that Fox news is hardly "fair-and-balanced", but this is the crux of their grievance -- not that some idiot would confuse a cartoon with real news.

  76. Corporate image? by rune.w · · Score: 1

    I wonder what's the shareholder's opinion on this issue. Actions like those certainly give companies a bad image and might scare investors away, with all the repercussions on share value and the like.

    If I were a FOX shareholder, I would certainly be quite pissed.

    R.

  77. Peter Sallis! by angusr · · Score: 1

    Of course, there's not much of the original cast left... and I hope they're taking good care of Peter Sallis on set, he's still got the Wallace and Gromit movie to do the voice for.

  78. I love the Simpsons by MindTree · · Score: 1

    I love the Simpsons, and I firmly believe that everything people take too seriously needs to be looked at from the angle of humor by SOMEONE.

    But on the other hand I LOVE FOX NEWS. That's right, I'm a right wing, Bush lovin, baby seal killin, uh, jerkface, or whatever great slam the left wing commies can come up with today. Seriously, have you watched Fox News? It simply rules. CNN Headline news makes me sick, smart viewers choose Fox News.

    1. Re:I love the Simpsons by DylanQuixote · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... A choice between far right-wing Fox or mediunm right-wing CNN? Hmm, I think I'll stick to DWTV, NHK Japan, and TV Azteca (News From Mexico).

      and no, I'm not left. I'm not right, either.
      I'm up. ;)

  79. You're a retard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You watch Fox News? Hahahaha.

    Idiot.

    1. Re:You're a retard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I do, too. A lot more people watch FoxNews than watch CNN (communist news network). Get with the program, idiot.

  80. Heh by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Fair and Balanced" my ass. What's FN's next tagline, "Trust Me"?

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  81. Re:Holy old news Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And the actual interview aired over a week ago on the 23rd. See here.

  82. I think you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... BREAKING NEWS: Isfuglen says "I'm at a loss for words here. I really am." ... Fires in Cal

  83. Joe Scarborough anybody? by caveat · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said. It's a moot point anyway, all the news released for general consumption in the US, be it broadcast, print or online, is so spun in SOME direction it's useless. Fox News, the Sacramento Bee, Family.org, the NYT, AlterNet, hell even the Daily Rotten has a perceptible lean. Show me *unbiased, truthful* new reporting and I'll show you some sort of intelligence agency - of course, even those are getting tilted these days.

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  84. Re:I would pay my hard earned money .... by Ads+are+broken · · Score: 0

    She's gonna show her pussy one of these mornings....

  85. Myopic by yet+another+coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As covered elsewhere, this stunt generates publicity. Your analysis is too simple. If the free advertising surrounding the story outpaces the legal fees, they win, potentially win big.

  86. once again, beaten by fark by xeeno · · Score: 0

    They ran this like 3 days ago. Maybe you should sue.

  87. Freedom of Speech? by hethatishere · · Score: 1

    So freedom of speech doesn't apply if you make fun of Corporations? Thank God, Microsoft manages to maintain being a higher form of life than Fox News or all of us on /. would be screwed. Still, the only place you are going to find moderate news is on NPR. The only place for your liberal news is going to remain only on the internet at places like hate.com and buzzflash.com

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  88. Goldberg? You MUST be kidding... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 2, Informative


    Bernie's book has been slammed for poor examples all over the place. His methodology doesn't wash. E.g.: He claims there are more references to 'conservatives' in pubs like NYT than 'liberal', as if calling them out. However, he doesn't check to see if the converse holds true in a conservative rag like the Wash. Times [one would assume so, if the bias is truly 'liberal'].

    Check out the Daily Howler for details. And no, it's not a liberal website, but rather one that highlights ANYONE who is not shooting straight.

    I'll be the first to agree that all news media has some bias. Some is more slanted than others. But PLEASE, don't use Bernie as a good example of this.

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  89. How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aside from proving that slashdot is just a tool of liberal media?

    1. Re:How is this news? by reiggin · · Score: 1

      Mod Up. Get the fucking politicals off of slashdot. I don't come here for politics, I come here to get off on tech. There is NOTHING tech-related to this.

    2. Re:How is this news? by stan_freedom · · Score: 1

      My son runs in Special Olympics, and yes, he is both physically and mentally handicapped. However, based on your sig, you appear to be profoundly socially handicapped. Crawl back under your rock and keep up the masturbation. You should avoid procreation at all costs.

  90. Futurama by pacc · · Score: 1

    Why don't they do like they did with Futurama and shut the show down. That show wasn't really easy on the Fox management after all.

    1. Re:Futurama by beebware · · Score: 1

      Only thing is, The Simpsons makes Fox too much money to be worth shutting down.

  91. Is Slashdot becoming a political forum now?? by tarawa · · Score: 1

    Holy crap and who cares!! Is it just me or is Slashdot becoming all political? Most of the people who comment can barely stay on topic about actual "nerdy" topics, so now we are going to expand that into political issues not related to technology?

  92. Countdown by charliecron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Everyone should check out "Countdown" in the news video section of www.guerrillanews.com. Its old, but it rocks, with music by AdRock. Its here:

    http://www.guerrillanews.com/countdown/

    I had no problem playing the quicktime version with mplayer, prob can even play the wmv.

    Just use wget to get it from :
    http://http.dvlabs.com/gnn/qt/gnn/countdown/countd own_bb.mov

    I especially like the commentary on "news".

  93. Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by TheCeltic · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the simpsons intro when the little girl is scanned on the cash register, the total due window even says "NRA Rules". Matt is a Conservative... The fact that he pokes fun at his own party is nice to see. Too bad the Libs. can't follow the humor...

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    1. Re:Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by DaveCBio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually no, it's gibberish. I have paused it on DVD at that frame in different episodes.

    2. Re:Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comes from the Simpson's pseudo-special where Phil Hartman says it's "NRA4Evr": "Just one of many right-wing messages hidden in the Simpsons."

      It's tongue-in-cheek.

      Too bad Cons don't have tongues.

    3. Re:Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by veddermatic · · Score: 1

      Too bad conservatives don't have brains, or at least the ability to understand sarcasm. There are only two times the register shows something other than gibberish. Once is the message you are referring to, which was MOCKING conservatives. I'll leave it to someone else to try to help you "get jokes".

      The other time it showed the cost of raising a child in the US. I forget which episode it was.

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    4. Re:Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Unless you're being sarcastic; you're wrong.

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    5. Re:Doh! Matt IS a Conservative... by slykens · · Score: 1
      In the simpsons intro when the little girl is scanned on the cash register, the total due window even says "NRA Rules".

      Actually, it does not. I checked this out on my Tivo last night because I was curious as to what it really said. The episode I checked said something like 847.46 and was from the 1999 season. Little did I know that piece of useless knowledge would come in handy today.

      I do not purport to know Groenig's political leanings but in my opinion the Simpson's slap at both the left and right in a pretty equal fashion. (And I'm a conservative, nearly libertarian, if my point of view matters to you.)

  94. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by elwinc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There's a study out that correlates misperceptions about the Iraq war with news source. You can read the whole .pdf if you like.

    They took 3 polls with 3334 respondents, gathering data on three misperceptions about the Iraq war
    (1) Evidence found for link between Iraq and Al Queda
    (2) Evidence found of WMDs in Iraq
    (3) Positive world opinion about Iraq war

    News_source______FOX_____CBS_____ABC_____NBC_____ CNN___Print_____NPR/
    _________________________________________________ _____Sources____PBS

    0_misperceptions_20%_____30%_____39%_____45%_____ 45%_____53%_____77%
    1_or_more
    misperceptions___80______71______61______55______ 55______47______23

    Yep, you read that right; fully 80% of Faux watchers had at least 1 of the misperceptions; fully 77% of the NPR/PBS crowd had zero. Wow!

    They also attempted to control for demographic variations in the audience. Here's what they say (end of P.15)

    Looking just at Republicans, the average rate for the three key misperceptions was 43%. For Republican Fox viewers, however the average rate was 54% while for Republicans who get their news from PBS- NPR the average rate is 32%. This same pattern obtains with Democrats and independents.
    I also really like this paragraph (page 16):
    Misperceptions According to Level of Attention to News
    While it would seem that misperceptions are derived from a failure to pay attention to the news, overall, those who pay greater attention to the news are no less likely to have misperceptions. Among those who primarily watch Fox, those who pay more attention are more likely to have misperceptions. Only those who mostly get their news from print media, and to some extent those who primarily watch CNN, have fewer misperceptions as they pay more attention.
    Isn't that amazing? The more you read the paper, or watch CNN, the better informed you are. But the more you watch Faux News, the more likely you are to be misled!! Now of course these are correlations; they don't prove causation, but they are pretty darned persuasive.

    This study was commented on in the wash post seattle times twin cities and other places

    The one place you I can guarentee you won't find it is fox news!

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  95. an apologist is born by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    nice political armchair hobbyist spinning... if you don't work in politics, you should

    you probably even vomit sparkling water

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  96. FQX by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    If Fox is suing itself over spoofing itself, it really won't like the FQX spotlight logo at the beginning of each episode of Excel Saga...

  97. Get thee to FAIR.org by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    What passes as a liberal slant in America is really only a liberal slant if you compare it to right-wingery that borders on fascism.

    If you want to see how all major American media fails the readership, check out Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting. Fox is only the most flagrant violator. When push comes to shove, all corporate media is subject to your standard corporate editorial mandate, with few exceptions.

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  98. rightward-leanings = central by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox can only be perceived as having rightward-leanings by those who are immersedin all the left-submerged media that the world treads water in daily. Fox is pretty central, it just appears to the right because of how far to the left everyone has been relentlessly brain-blasted as being "normal" (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, West Wing, etc. ad-nauseum).

    If you want real rightward-leaning, try Pat Buchanan, Rush Limbaugh, or Michael Savage (disclaimer: I actually like all 3) amoung others.

  99. Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the fuck is this "news for nerds?"

    Why is Slashdot now a leftist political sounding board ?

    1. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. Mod up.

  100. Some things are should really be kept to yourself. by maddogjt · · Score: 1

    I definately think this one falls under the category of internal company business that should not have been made known to the public. Leave it to FOX to fuel the fire and prove themselves the dumbest broadcaster out there

  101. It gets better by JCCyC · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the Yahoo News link:
    "'Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news,' he [Groening] said."

    What a bottomless pit of stupidity yes-men media is.
    1. Re:It gets better by Brahmastra · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The rule actually makes perfect sense because we are talking about fox news viewers here. They mistake fake news for real news all the time.

    2. Re:It gets better by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I wonder if scrolls at the bottom of the Simpson's TV (showing the borders of the TV) would still be allowed? Knowing Fox, they'd need a focus group to determine whether their viewers would be fooled.

    3. Re:It gets better by ghjm · · Score: 1

      No, they have a point. This really might be an issue for the Joe Millionaire audience.

    4. Re:It gets better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't doubt for a second that the majority of Fox News viewers has issues telling these fake news from the "real" fake news.
      Anyway, Murdoch is just digging his own hole by drawing more negative publicity just as they did with Al Franken's book.

  102. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for that study... most interesting.

  103. Re: Presidential announcement by Watts · · Score: 1

    And while I don't regularly watch FOX News, they were the only station not to prematurely declare Al Gore the next president of the United States during the last election.

    I can't remember, but did they only make a single declaration a week later? If not, then they prematurely declared George W. Bush president since it wasn't officially decided until later.

    To the credit of most networks, the "winner" was announced multiple times over the evening, until everyone gave up during the wee hours of the morning.

  104. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by jgalun · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't have time to find the links right now, but this poll does not prove what it claims to. The most glaring problem with it was that they asked about certain "misperceptions" that a right-winger would tend to have, but not about "misperceptions" that a left-winger would tend to have.

    For example, if I polled whether George W. Bush claimed that Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war, I bet a very high perception of NPR listeners would answer yes, while a very low percentage of Fox watchers would answer yes. Does that mean that Fox watchers are better informed across the board than NPR listeners? No. It just means that each has its blind spots.

  105. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is "Insightful?" I'd say it's "Common Sense."

  106. MOD PARENT UP by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 1

    Very interesting study. Their methodology is clever. It's a much better way of measuring news sources' accuracy than trying to list each time a given source published a wrong info.

    Now, this study was bound to show that Fox is the least reliable news source. Their editorial line was pro-war and it's not surprising that their audience would have misperceptions on those questions (Saddam-Al Qaeda links, WMD and international support).

    What would be REALLY interesting would be a study on common liberal misperceptions (like Arafat is NOT corrupt, US killed more Iraqis than Saddam did etc...) It would be interesting to see if liberal news sources' audiences have such a high rate of misperception.

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    It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The potential liberal misperceptions you mention aren't really comparable in that they are not as discussed, relevant and prominent as the ones in the study.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by GPB · · Score: 1
      It would be interesting to see if liberal news sources' audiences have such a high rate of misperception.

      What liberal news sources?

      All joking aside, I know there are liberal news sources out there, but the vast majority of news sources that the general public pays attention to is conservative.

      -B

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Those are common liberal misconceptions? I've never heard any of those claims... then again, I get my news from the CBC.

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common Liberal Misconceptions:

      Jean Cretien & his cabinet aren't corrupt.
      Jean Poutine^WCretien respects his successor.

      Sorry, this was meant to be a little more funny, but only the CBC can report Canadian politics, and an hour later, make them funny (This Hour, Air Farce, etc)

    5. Re:MOD PARENT UP by sheldon · · Score: 1

      What would be REALLY interesting would be a study on common liberal misperceptions (like Arafat is NOT corrupt, US killed more Iraqis than Saddam did etc...)

      Those aren't liberal misconceptions. Those are conservative misconceptions about liberals.

  107. However... by Craig3010 · · Score: 1

    The cartoon would still win.

    I stopped watching all news networks after the sniper fiasco.

  108. Why Fox Sued Franken by ucsckevin · · Score: 1

    Anyone could see that fox would never win a suit against Franken for trademark infringement, because it was a paradoy. Why did fox sue? It wasn't for publicity. it made them look stupid. It wasn't to hurt franken...his numbers shot up. Is Murdoch et al really that stupid? No. they had to so to establish a precedent of protecting their trademark. If you don't proactively protect a trademark, then you can loose it.

    1. Re:Why Fox Sued Franken by freek_daddy · · Score: 1


      I've heard a couple of other people make this argument, but it breaks down if you think it through: you don't have to protect your trademark from things that aren't trademark infringement - like parody. So if the Fox lawyers are smart enough to figure out it was parody (which they undoubtedly are) then the suit couldn't have been brought to defend trademark.

      What I've read suggests that the suit was brought at the demands of 500-pound gorilla Bill O'Reilly, likely because he was pissed about his picture on the cover of the book and the book publishers fiasco on CSPAN. It seems to fit the events and the personalities pretty closely.

  109. i've met the guy who writes the real one by cygnus · · Score: 1
    as a former employee of a News Corp subsidiary, i've met the guy who writes the news ticker that appears on the News Corp building in midtown New York. it's actually refered to as the "zipper," and he's called the "zipper guy."

    he's an old fart, and that building is full of talentless hacks. just thought i'd get that off my chest. :)

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  110. So we're posting urban legends, now? by Illbay · · Score: 0
    Fox News already denied this ever happened.

    Think about how stupid it is, anyway, and you'll realize that it's far more likely that Michael Moore and Al Franken woke up one morning (probably together), and concocted this over their Cheerios.

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  111. Re:Get thee to AIM.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you made a little error in your post, so I politely corrected it for you.

    I challenge you to go there and read about the left-wing bias. Know the truth, and the truth shall set you free!

  112. The complete world of American by falsified · · Score: 1
    Most Americans know that the two-party system is corrupt, but it's hard to find enough intertia to change the system in a government that has so much antiquity and money inside. We basically don't know where to start and political parties are very unlikely to volunteer self-dissolution.

    I'm very far to the left of the American political mainstream...you appear to be from Britain due to the shows you mention and the publication you mention. I'd be more at home in your political world, or probably continental Europe's.

    But your condescending tone does absolutely nothing.

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  113. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by slashd'oh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdot's motto (emphasis mine):
    News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.

    This matters because:

    1. The topic is historically popular on Slashdot.
    2. <soapbox>The show in question, The Simpsons, is the best show to ever grace the medium of television. I truly believe that we are lucky to experience it as it airs in real-time (since 1989/91), as opposed to re-runs.</soapbox>
  114. Are we really that Dumb??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's rather insulting how stupid the media and other similar parties think we the general public are. We live in a time where there are several cartoons that spoof reality, but 30 years ago they spoofed reality with real people.

    Many of us remember the 3 Stooges, The Little Rascals, Laurel and Hardy, and Abbot and Costello. These all parodied real life with real live actors/people not sketches in bright colors. No one then took them to be reality? We all understood they were comedies and poked fun at life as it was when they aired.

    So I am now on my soapbox screaming. We are not idiots. We do know that a cartoon is not real life and the words spoken or written on the screen in the episodes of hilaritity are NOT REAL. We enjoy moronic humor because our world has become so moronic; we are only laughing at the world we created.

    I have nearly choked on my own laughter while reading how this article points out the stupid legal arguement and the statement that a cartoon may no longer imitate reality because we the viewers may be confused, or mislead.

    We are talking about the Simpsons here. It's not like it's Beavis and Butthead, where little kids believe "Fire" is cool. Did not Fox broadcast a Simpons episode where Homer Simpson caught the wall on fire because he no longer needed his diploma he just put a match too?

    I argued then as I do now, we are not stupid people, we get humor and if you think we may take the news ticker on the Simpson's to heart then maybe you shouldn't air such well placed adult humor during an hour where the only audience who could possibly mistake the news ticker for reality is the 5 year old children who enjoy the show too.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

  115. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    For example, if I polled whether George W. Bush claimed that Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war, I bet a very high perception of NPR listeners would answer yes, while a very low percentage of Fox watchers would answer yes. Does that mean that Fox watchers are better informed across the board than NPR listeners?

    No, it means that Fox watchers are better at revisionist history.

  116. Re:Well gee -- long time by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    why I initially stopped coming here

    With a name like that, you really have to be an early adopter of Slashdot. All the good names get taken early.

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  117. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by the_consumer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What? Bush did claim that WMDs were an imminent threat. That was the whole justification for the war. Try again, please.

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  118. The time is ripe by Shadestalker · · Score: 1

    for an Al Franken guest spot on The Simpsons.

  119. Shades of Murphy Brown by Trillan · · Score: 1

    I wasn't thinking of this earlier, but your comment reminded me of when Dan Quayle went head-to-head with Murphy Brown.

    It resulted in some of the funniest television I'd seen. One of the best was Frank's line: "C'mon Murph. It's DAN QUAYLE! Next week, he'll get his head stuck in a golf bag..."

    Murphy Brown's writers seemed to win the battle pretty overwhelmingly.

  120. There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Luscious868 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with Fox news. They are a right leaning news organization. So what? If you want the liberal take on things you can listen to NPR, read the New York or LA Times, or tune into ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, CNN and/or MSNBC. Do these networks present some of the right's arguments? Yes they do, but for the most part you get a liberal slant. Does Fox present some of the left's arguments? Yes they do, but for the most part you get a conservative slant.

    The great thing about America is that you can get your news almost anyway you want it. I just wish more media outlets would fess up and quite presenting themselves as unbiased when they cleary are. That's one reason why I respect the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, James Carville (sp?), Al Franken, etc. At least when you listen to them, you know what position they are coming from. I'm so sick and tired of people pretending to be unbiased when they so clearly lean one way that it makes you sick.

    1. Re:There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Cheapoboy · · Score: 1

      yes! get your news any way you want! be it from GE, or disney or Rupert Murdock! whoohoo!... want actual unbiased news try the BBC.

    2. Re:There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Mryll · · Score: 1

      Some people don't want you to be able to hear any point of view but their own. I'm very glad that the alternative has finally found a channel to their audience.

    4. Re:There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

      The BBC huh? Thanks, but no thanks. There are plenty of examples of the BBC and it's left wing bias all over the place.

      Unlike the BBC, I don't hate America or the Bush Administration (although I'm not entirely happy with it) and would prefer my news from an organization without such a clearly, anti-Bush, anti-American, left wing agenda.

    5. Re:There is nothing wrong with Fox news ... by Cheapoboy · · Score: 1

      are you actually saying the BBC is more biased then any news source in the US? That is very amusing. Every news source here is totally biased to what ever corporate master it serves.

  121. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by pmz · · Score: 1

    The most glaring problem with it was that they asked about certain "misperceptions" that a right-winger would tend to have, but not about "misperceptions" that a left-winger would tend to have.

    Are you saying that the facts are, in fact, left-wing propaganda?

  122. Fox news vs. the Carbon Rod by BadluckShleprock · · Score: 1

    I think the Carbon Rod would have won that competition. Fox news is nothing more than a video version of the New York Post: It's only news if someone is being explotied. Of course CNN, MSNBC, and almost every single local channel is guilty of the same problem. Leading up to the attacks on 9/11, we in central Florida experienced dozens of news crews from around the world to cover, what was perceived to be, a rash of shark attacks in the dangerous waters in the Daytona Beach area. The reality was, there were actually fewer shark attacks that year than in most years. News corporations on par with Fox News had nothing else to report on, so down they came. I then realized that the reported news wasn't interesting enough to bother watching. Since parody is perfectly legal under the freedom of speech amendment in the constitution, The Simpson's writers (as did Al Franken) had every right to point out the absurdity of the way news corporations grandstand small stories report on ridiculously boring crap. All hail the inanimate carbon rod!!!

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  123. Re:Some things are should really be kept to yourse by reiggin · · Score: 1
    Some things are should really be kept to yourself.

    Leave it to FOX to fuel the fire and prove themselves the dumbest broadcaster out there

    And leave it to maddogjt to fsck up his subject line and prove himself the dumbest slashdotter out there.
  124. pooh-bah by JewFish · · Score: 1

    wtf is a pooh-bah?

    1. Re:pooh-bah by geeklawyer · · Score: 1

      A pompous pretentious official who is really a non-entity; pooh-bah

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      -he who laughs last, is a bit slow.
      journal
  125. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful


    One thing that this study may highlight is that once journalists form a hypothesis, they will tend to seek out the stories that support it.

    Journalism isn't science. It isn't out to prove or disprove anything. Unfortunately, most journalists today seem to have forgotten this subtle issue.

  126. Daily Howler: You MUST be kidding... by Mad+Man · · Score: 1
    was Goldberg? You MUST be kidding...

    Check out the Daily Howler for details. And no, it's not a liberal website, but rather one that highlights ANYONE who is not shooting straight.


    I first started reading The Daily Howler on a regular basis back in 1999, when I saw Bob Somerby (the editor) several times on The O'Reilly Factor. Back then, the site seemed to be a whine-fest about how Al Gore was being unfairly treated by the press.

    A year later, I found out that Somerby was Al Gore's roomate at Harvard, a fact he does not disclose in the "About the Editor" section. I even complained to him about it, and he replied to me that it was not important.

    However, it does mention that he is also a stand-up comedian. After seeing him do a comedy routine on C-SPAN back in Janaury 2001, I'd have to disagree.

    Maybe the Daily Howler has gotten better since then, but life is too short. I don't mind partisans, but I'm not going to waste my time on somebody who won't admit that he is one.

    1. Re:Daily Howler: You MUST be kidding... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 1

      Interesting that he didn't mention the Gore connection. Thanks for the tidbit. Gives some logic to his [IMHO] over-analyzing about 'why' Al lost.

      But I'd encourage you to continue to drop in once in awhile. He's defended noted conservatives as well [Tucker Carlson comes to mind], and the gist of his writing is really that the techniques used to spin 'factual' news have gotten so egregious that it is really difficult to wade through already complex issues. I give him kudos for even trying.

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      Who put this thing together? Me, that's who.
    2. Re:Daily Howler: You MUST be kidding... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      let me state why Al Gore lost - or even let it be so close that he had it stolen:

      he shunned Bill Clinton.

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  127. Ridiculous scrolling tickers by autechre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wednesday night on The Daily Show, Norm Macdonald and John Stewart were talking about how the scrolling tickers were originally used to convey important information about "the war on terror", but now that there wasn't so much news, they were being filled with fluff. John Stewart came up with the zaniest example: during a newscast about how Saddam's sons had just been killed, a ticker scrolling across the bottom stated that Bianca had declared that she didn't like the word "bootylicious".

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  128. 101% of CBS viewers are confused. by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

    So, 30% of all CBS viewers had 0 misperceptions, and 71% had 1 or more, huh?

    1. Re:101% of CBS viewers are confused. by Licinius · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a typo from whoever made the ASCII chart conversion.

      Here's the actual thing. (Yoinked from a post below.)

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  129. Re:Right Leaning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mostly conservative population groups towards a mostly conservative entertainment show. Wow, colour me surprised. Of course they are going to feel like it is fair and balanced, it agrees with them. Hah.

  130. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's really interesting, because there has been evidence found that Al Qeada was training in Iraq and getting WMDs from Saddam. There also have been plenty of evidence found that Iraq still had active WMD programs.

    Does that mean Fox viewers are actually the best informed?

  131. obLewis Black by dr_eaerth · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of the obligatory Lewis Black quote, talking about citizens of Alabama suing the state for being last in education.

    That means the people of Alabama ... sued themselves. They said, 'I'm taking your ass to court. I'm gonna get me a lawyer and I'm gonna squeeze your nuts, Bubba!'

  132. Homicide Bombers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I periodically watch Foxnews, and I get a hearty chuckle everytime I hear them refer to another "homicide" bombing. It's obviously a response to the BLM (Biased Liberal Media) labeling such acts as "suicide" bombings, which apparently glorifies the act in some indeterminate way. I would like to read the Memo that explains the switch, cause it seems a bit redundant to me.

  133. as kent himself would say... by Xerxes+of+Zealot · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Fox News overlords.

    I for one also cannot wait to see what Matt does about it, I remember when he made a Butterfinger crack on one Simpsons episode and Butterfinger didn't like it too much. Within a few weeks during the beginning of one episode Bart was writing (IIRC) "I will not bite the finger that feeds me" on the chalkboard. Hilarity indeed!

  134. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1

    For example, if I polled whether George W. Bush claimed that Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war, I bet a very high percentage of NPR listeners would answer yes, while a very low percentage of Fox watchers would answer yes. Does that mean that Fox watchers are better informed across the board than NPR listeners? No. It just means that each has its blind spots.

    The entire reason for going to war with Iraq were the (supposed) WMDs and the threat to the US from Saddam because of the (supposed) link to Al Quaeda. At least, that's what the White House said. I hope you still remember that?
    If a very low percentage of Fox watchers would answer "yes, Bush claimed Iraqi WMDs were a huge threat before the war," it would prove two things:

    1) Fox watchers have a very bad memory.

    2) Fox knows this and they don't do enough to refresh it's viewers memory. Therefor, Fox News gives incomplete (=misleading) information.


    Please give an example of a certain misperception that a left-wing viewer may have.

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  135. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Tim+Doran · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Downright spooky to hear Republican spin points show up in discussions like this. This has been a recent spin attempt by the White House.

    No, Bush never used the word "imminent". He did, however, very clearly lead the nation to belive that Iraq posed a threat to the US in the short term. Hell Cheney told "Meet the press" that he believed Iraq had "reconstituted" nuclear weapons. What threat could be more imminent than that?

    The point is that it's a trick: "Did Bush tell America that Iraq was an 'imminent' threat"... "Yeah, I think so"... "Ha! Gotcha! He never actually used the work imminent!"

    Look, a majority of Americans believed Iraq had WMD's, including nuclear weapons. A majority also believed that he was working with (or actually WAS) Osama bin Laden. BUSH deliberately perpetuated this point of view. This is a silly right-wing word game.

  136. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Carbonite · · Score: 1

    Bush did claim that WMDs were an imminent threat.

    Any source? Something not written by Jayson Blair preferably.

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  137. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by oscarcar · · Score: 1

    LMAO.

    Too bad I ran out of moderation points yesterday.

    This post can't really be insightful, because this fact should be obvious to anyone, unless you watch too much Fox News :)

    It is very funny though, as it points out the hillarity of the parent post.

  138. Re:Well gee obSimpsons (Flaming Moe's) by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
    Moe: I forced myself to what?
    Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
    Moe: Yeah, you can use it!

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  139. "Liberal media" is a myth by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a "liberal media" in America today, aside from a few weekly alternative newspapers in the major cities. All of the mainstream media outlets are owned by rich conservatives and large corporations, whose primary rule of reporting is "get it out there fast, regardless of the facts."

    Anyone remember the "Al Gore claims he invented the internet" bit? Gore never said that, but the Republicans said he did, and the media ran with it. How about Clinton's staff thrashing the White House when they left in 2001? Never happened, according to a 14-month Congressional investigation, but all the media outlets reported it as true. Meanwhile, Bush and Cheney lie daily about Iraq, and their tax cuts, and their corporate croneyism, and none of the networks call them up to it (they don't dare, because pissing off Bush et al means no more access to the White House in the future).

    It's to the Republicans' advantage to repeat the lie that the media has a liberal bias, because that gives them free rein to throw out all sorts of bullshit, and dismiss their critics as part of the Liberal Media Conspiracy. Folks who follow the news from a wide variety of sources (not just American) realize how bogus this claim is, while clueless folks just repeat the mantra before going back to watching Bill O'Reilly.

    If you think there's a liberal media bias, just say "baaa!"

  140. Re:Right Leaning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ever doubt that many conservatives do drugs, the above post is poingnant evidence.

  141. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Your first link is mostly quoting claims by the White House, and doesn't even seem to be endorsing them as facts.

    The second is an opinion piece and somehow manages to cite entirely irrelevant facts (what does firing missiles into Israel during the first Gulf war, which I remember pretty clearly, have to do with WMDs?) to support its conclusions.

  142. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > if I polled whether George W. Bush claimed that Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war,

    Based on the way things actually played out, the only important group to have asked this would be congress.

  143. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    Well, Colin Powell sure as heck didn't get in front of the United Nations and talked for an hour about the poor repressed Iraqi people. He was talking about mobile chemical trailers (false), 500,000 tons of anthrax (false), Iraqi-made remote-controlled bioweapon-spraying drones (false), and a secretly-renewed WMD program (false false false).

    The ability of Bush apologists to forget something that happened just six months ago amazes me.

  144. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Wah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One thing that this study may highlight is that once journalists form a hypothesis, they will tend to seek out the stories that support it.

    Or that news media organizations tends to hire journalists that lean their direction. Or journalists tend to work for a company that has their general outlook on stuff. What, there shouldn't be leaning in journalism? True dat. But there will probably always be at least a little bit (dang liberals talking about weird shit like anthropic bias and self-selection).

    'Course, it could also be that people like to be happy, so they stay away from information that might make them unhappy, after learning where unhappy information comes from. Self-esteem self-selection from a media perspective.

    If it leans too far though, it ain't journalism, and calling it 'news' is a stretch. Which is why using Faux is still funny as all hell.

    Objectively, it should be the Fox Editorials Shouted At You From On High Channel, but that's tough to fit on a logo.

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  145. Key demographic by rjung2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What makes you think that Fox News doesn't already know their viewers are morons? That's their key demographic group!

  146. Re:Right Leaning? by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

    Well if you were to take into account the claim by a certain number of conservatives that all the media is liberal. And another claim by a certain amount of conservatives that FOX is either "fair and balanced" or conservative, then it would only make sense that they have the highest ratings. You see, assuming this is all true, then all of the liberals would be split between 5-6 other networks. So if there are 1,000 people, and 500 of them are liberal, and 500 of them are conservative, those 500 liberals are going to be split between the 5 "liberal" news networks. Leaving about 100 viewers per network. While the conservative viewers are going to choose the "fair and balanced" news network, which, according to some conservatives, is only FOX News. Which means 500 viewers for FOX news. :)

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  147. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by the_consumer · · Score: 4, Informative
    I dunno, maybe Bush himself? Is the White House credible enough for you? I realize he didn't use the word imminent, for the obvious reasons (dammit, that's too hard to pronounce, and what exactly does 'innamint' mean anyway, Karl?). You could boil these statements down to that meaning, though:

    Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised. This regime has already used weapons of mass destruction against Iraq's neighbors and against Iraq's people.

    The regime has a history of reckless aggression in the Middle East. It has a deep hatred of America and our friends. And it has aided, trained and harbored terrorists, including operatives of al Qaeda.

    The danger is clear: using chemical, biological or, one day, nuclear weapons, obtained with the help of Iraq, the terrorists could fulfill their stated ambitions and kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country, or any other.

    Stop being such a tool.

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  148. No, they controlled for right-winger effect by elwinc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No, they controlled for the effect of demographics. Let me again present you with the paragraph on demographics:

    Looking just at Republicans, the average rate for the three key misperceptions was 43%. For Republican Fox viewers, however the average rate was 54% while for Republicans who get their news from PBS- NPR the average rate is 32%. This same pattern obtains with Democrats and independents.

    That controls for the effect that the audience of Faux News is more right-wing.

    By the way, you're wrong about the factuality of the "Bush never said imminent threat" meme (though of course that doesn't negate your point).

    In fact, the National Security Council strategy document released 9/17/02 term "rogue states" (such as Iraq) an "imminent threat." Furthermore Scott McClellan called Iraq an "imminent threat" twice in Feb 2003, though by July he was backtracking. Ari Fleischer labeled Iraq an immediate threat on Jan 21 2003. In some Rose Garden remarks , Bush called Iraq "threat of unique urgency."

    I wonder if anyone will venture an opinion as to which is worse, an imminent threat or an immediate threat? And does a "threat of unique urgency" trump them all? Who knows. But I think it's rather silly to try to deny that the Bushies took the threat of Iraq very seriously last fall and worked hard to communicate their concerns to the world.

    Here are the excerpts:

    Laying the groundwork for intervention in Iraq, the National Security Council released this strategy document: http://www.whitehouse.gov/nsc/nssall.html (also found at http://www.whitehouse.gov/nsc/nss5.html) The National Security Strategy of the United States of America dated September 17, 2002

    For centuries, international law recognized that nations need not suffer an attack before they can lawfully take action to defend themselves against forces that present an imminent danger of attack. Legal scholars and international jurists often conditioned the legitimacy of preemption on the existence of an imminent threat-most often a visible mobilization of armies, navies, and air forces preparing to attack.

    We must adapt the concept of imminent threat to the capabilities and objectives of today's adversaries. Rogue states and terrorists do not seek to attack us using conventional means. They know such attacks would fail. Instead, they rely on acts of terror and, potentially, the use of weapons of mass destruction-weapons that can be easily concealed, delivered covertly, and used without warning.

    As far as I can tell, this document is in the official voice of Bush's Security Council. Thus it speaks officially for the President, the Vice President, the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense, and numerous others. And it's applying the phrase "imminent threat" to an unnamed adversary that can't be anyone else but Iraq. I think that gives the lie to the meme that Bush never said Iraq was an imminent threat. I think it's pretty clear that they all seek to "adapt the concept of imminent threat" to Iraq.

    McClellan's use of imminent threat: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/02/20 030210-8.html Excerpts from the Press Gaggle by Scott McClellan, February 10, 2003

    QUESTION: What about NATO's role? Belgium now says it will veto any attempt to provide help to Turkey to defend itself. Is this something the administration can live with, or is it a major obstacle?

    MR. McCLELLAN: Two points. We support the request under Article IV of Turkey. And I think it's important to

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    1. Re:No, they controlled for right-winger effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is all FUD, unfortunately. Bush never said it, and now the left relies on the "well, he meant that" meme, because they can't get away with that lie they're trying to promote.

      This has been covered pretty extensively in numerous blogs once the left started all this in the press. For one, Check here. One blogger even received a retraction from the guy in the press that tried to pass along the lie. There are numerous other examples.

      Again, the lie that was being passed along was "Bush said it was an imminent threat", when in fact, he argued the exact opposite, and went in because Iraq needed to be stopped (for amongst other reasons) before it did become an imminent threat.

      That report you cite says exactly that: We can't wait to apply how we'd react to terrorists until after they attack. We know they will, and we have to treat them that way.

  149. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Carbonite · · Score: 1

    The statement was made several levels up that "George W. Bush claimed that Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war" was actually a misperception.

    The response to this post was: "...Bush did claim that WMDs were an imminent threat..."

    I asked for a source on this and you respond with intelligence that Colin Powell presented to the UN. How does this in any way prove that "George W. Bush claimed that Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war"?

    These erroneous leaps of logic are exactly what lead to misperceptions. Blame it on apologists all you want, but in this case it's you that's wrong, not Bush.

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  150. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by ph43thon · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer that they asked two questions (assuming people could answer):

    1. What is you IQ?

    2. What is your primary source for news?

    The study that the parent cites may simply show that Fox News viewers are fairly dumb. (Watching Fox News for entertainment does not count)
    If you want to be pedantic about IQ tests being culturally biased... well, come up with your own gauge for intelligence.

    You could make all sorts of "funny" associations with Fox News.. maybe 90% of rapists get their news from Fox. Maybe babies prefer Fox News.

    p

  151. Liberal media? "Conservative"? Orwellian word game by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    I will interrupt this semantically corrupt thread for a moment:

    What the hell does "left-wing" mean, a term used by the majority of the Slashdot posters?

    Firstly, an erroneous equation of "liberal" and "left-wing" seems to be universal here.

    "Liberal" does not mean "leftist".

    Listen: left-wing means many things, all the way from communism on the very farthest fringe all the way to socialism on its farthest right. It generally means an abrogation of private ownership of industry in favor of government ownership in communism, to a mixture of private ownership and public ownership in socialism. Communism means total government planning for industry, socialism a mixed batch of the private and government control.

    The idea that government should have a hand in regulating industry is NOT, NOT left-wing! Regulation is not ownership. It's what people do to control their own world. There isn't a damned congresscritter or mainstream media channel that is "left-wing". I don't hear any advocation of confiscation of the overlords' property for proper distribution to the proletariat.

    The confusion between the two terms is intentional semantic warfare by the far-right wing. The attack is a classic Orwellian one, and one so obvious that I stand amazed that no one comments on it. The far-rightists are simply confusing and defusing the actual meaning of the terms used in the debate so that meaningful debate is impossible. Even Slashdotters, who have a great mechanism in place to call people on errors, cannot actually debate the Fox News vs Everyone Else argument because the terms "liberal", "left-wing", "conservative", and "right-wing" are so debased that no one will admit to being "liberal", a term equated with commies and loser hippies. The confusion is so great that the New York Times, one of the most objective and classic news outlets of the last century, is now "liberal" and suspect, while the FoxNews Channel and the Moonie Times is "balanced". Horsepoo.

    Liberal has come to mean simply this:

    Liberal = not agreeing with the neo-con far-right wing.

    This is an amazing victory for the far-right. EVERONE is a liberal. Disagree with them and you are a liberal. Mention any other point of view than theirs, or simply come to a rational conclusion that the far-right is wrong in the facts, and you are left-wing.

    On the other hand, if you present all the ideas of the far-right as proven facts, for example: supply-side economics, preemptive war, WMDs in Iraq, welfare as a black epidemic, an out-of-control crime epidemic, the need for homeland defense, the idea that science is wrong and that other "viewpoints" of non-scientists are equally valid... then you are "centrist" or "balanced". Also helps if you slander Clinton on a regular basis.

    Also, another point. I have been, all my life, a rational libertarian in the Heinleinian model. In a sense, I am a conservative.

    The people on FoxNews, the Times, and all the corporate critters running the government currently are not conservatives. They are radicals, determined to use enormous marketing acumen to convert a liberal country, by any measure, to a new world in which the people no longer choose their representatives. In which a large number of corporate and government interests directly control the levers of power, and most definitely control the debate by direct and draconian control of the news services themselves.

  152. Little Late to the Party on this story by Omega1045 · · Score: 1

    I think ./ is a little late to the party on this one. This story has been around at least since the begining of the week.

    On related news, congress passed the DMCA.

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  153. Obvious marketing ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Fox News trying to boost their sister network's ratings. I mean, look what trying to sue Franken did for his book.

  154. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    I won't claim to agree with the parent's example, but surely other examples could be found.

    Let me make a few suggestions:

    1. Lots of people are misinformed, prejudiced, ignorant, harbor stereotypes, etc.

    2. Lots of people have left leanings. Lots of people have right leanings.

    3. People who have left leanings are more likely to exclusively watch CNN than exclusively wath FOX. People who have right leanings are more likely to exclusively watch FOX than CNN.

    4. Lots of people are a little more intelligent and don't get all their news from a single source - but those people aren't the focus of this study so I'll ignore them as well.

    What might we expect to find as a result.

    1. People who watch FOX news exclusively probably are right-wing. If they harbor misconceptions they are probably right-wing misconceptions. (The Iraqis blew of the World Trade Center.)

    2. People who watch CNN news exclusively probably are left-wing. If they harbor misconceptions they are probably left-wing misconceptions. (Anti-choice protesters blew up the World Trade Center.)

    3. If you ask a random sample of people if the Iraqis blew up the WTC you'll find that most who say yes watch FOX news exclusively instead of CNN.

    4. If yo uask a random sample of people if Anti-choice protesters blew up the WTC you'll find that most who say yes watch CNN exlusively instad of FOX.

    The study in question only tested conclusion #3. This demonstrates that right-wing idiots are more likely to watch FOX. It does not demonstrate that watching FOX makes you a right-wing idiot. In the same way, testing #4 and getting my predicted response doesn't mean that watching CNN turns you into a left-wing idiot.

    It isn't the responsiblity of any news channel to make me a well-informed person. They all tend to help me be well-informed, but if I believed everything I saw on TV I'd be the biggest fool to walk the earth...

  155. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1
    And what does this tell us? That on the topics of Iraq and al Quaeda, Fox News is presenting biased coverage. The study doesn't provide any evidence that other news sources are any less biased--just that they get it right on the Iraq war, and Fox doesn't. It doesn't address the question of general bias.

    You said:
    Isn't that amazing? The more you read the paper, or watch CNN, the better informed you are. But the more you watch Faux News, the more likely you are to be misled!!
    Wrong! Just on the Iraq war. I would like to see this study expanded to other controversial and/or polarizing issues, and see how everyone fairs. They could examine Iraqi public opinion (are people aware of this Gallup poll?), gun control (people still think AK-47s have something to do with assault weapons bans), the 2000 presidential election (we might have trouble agreeing on what constitutes a misperception), any of Bush's economic packages, the Patriot Act, the treatment of captured Afghanis and suspected terrorists, you name it. That would go a lot farther to telling us whether Fox is more biased, or just differently biased.
  156. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF??? Colin Powell works for the President. Powell went to the UN and attempted to justify attacking Iraq based on the threat posed by Iraq's "possession" of WMD. Thus, the President, obviously, believed this too (otherwise, Powell wouldn't have said it!). How the hell can you not understand this?

  157. Worst Topic Ever by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 1

    (ok, so you saw that one coming)

  158. Faux News? by slickwillie · · Score: 1

    http://www.fauxnewschannel.com/

    Goatsex warning: Watch out the picture of naked Rush. You've been warned.

  159. It's NOT funny because it's Fox News by SiliBelgian · · Score: 1

    Remember if it was any other news channel it wouldn't make slashdot, this is a lefty rant page nowadays.

    Yes it would, for the simple reason that it's about the Simpsons, which is very loved and respected on Slashdot.
    But if you want me to remember that, sure. What are you, a commercial?

    BS bullshit

    Either you say BS or bullshit. Another option would be BS (bullshit), with the text between the parentheses as an explanation of the abbreviation "BS".

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  160. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by admiralh · · Score: 1

    Thus we behold the latest right-wing meme. This attempted rebuttal of this poll has shown up throughout the media, including a letter to the editor in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and posited by Tony Blankeley of The Washington Times this morning on NPR's The Diane Rehm show. Using the same example of (paraphrased) "Bush didn't personally claim an imminent threat from WMDs, though most liberals think he did."

    There's apparently no evidence that GWB made that exact claim, so believing that he did gives you a "misperception." But there was plenty of (mis)information circling around, including the famous British memo about Iraq being able to deploy WMD's 45 minutes after Saddam might order it. It's certainly possible that people might believe those words came from Bush himself, rather than advisors or pundits, which is technically mistaken. But the essential perception remains accurate: The US and UK administrations, led by Bush and Blair, used the idea of WMD's being used sometime in the near fute as a justification for the war.

    Compare that to the misperceptions that were polled.

    (1) Evidence found for link between Iraq and Al Qaeda
    (2) Evidence found of WMDs in Iraq
    (3) Positive world opinion about Iraq war

    Either there was a link betwen Al Qaeda and Iraq, or not. WMD's were found, or not. The world has a positive opinion of the Iraq war, or not. No selective parsing of who said what when.

    To use a favorite right-wing term, this type of painful parsing (like the meaning of "slog") to make words mean what you want them to mean, seems positively "Clintonian."

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  161. does simpsons slant left or right? by ylikone · · Score: 0

    I have always thought that The Simpsons really poke fun at the wackiness of rightist behaviour and attitudes. But I have met many conservatives that think Simpsons is all about making fun of the leftists! Huh? Are these people just nuts or am I missing something?

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    1. Re:does simpsons slant left or right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are these people just nuts or am I missing something?

      Actually, the Simpsons makes fun of everybody, excep the Scientologists. (Allegedly because it would piss off the woman who voices Bart.)

  162. Classic Transference by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    But Fox News is obviously so touchy that if it weren't The Simpsons it'd be someone else. What a bunch of non-joke-taking whiners. Didn't it used to be the liberals who were humorless?

    No, it was never "the liberals" any more than it was "those conservatives" (and possibly less so). What we have been witnessing is classic transference: the extreme right (not to be confused with run of the mill, mostly-harmless conservatives) accusing "those dirty liberals" of everything they, themselves, are doing. When John Hannerty or Rush Limbaugh is telling their audience "liberals are trying to silence freedom of speech!", what you are witnessing is akin to a rapist telling the court "she really wanted it bad" (she didn't, he did). Whether it is FOX News (or Revend Fallwell) issuing a lawsuit, Baby Bush intimidating the media in its reporting of the conflict in Iraq, or Mr. O'Reilly shouting down anyone with an opposing point of view on his show, what we are seeing are these people describing themselves, and trying to pin that description on their political or rhetorical opponents.

    Witness just about any marital argument and listen to what each side is shouting. You will generally be hearing people describing themselves very accurately, and mischaracterizing the other accordingly as they seek to pin the accusation on the other.

    This isn't to say that criticism (of both the left and the right) isn't often warrented, but to point out how often its accuracy is abysmal, particularly among the more shrill pundits of both sides. Indeed, the more shrill they become, the more likely one is to be witnessing transference in action.

    Which puts the FOX News v. Simpsons debacle in a very interesting light, wouldn't you agree?

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  163. This is getting old by preclose · · Score: 1

    All of these damn lawsuits are really getting old. Seems to me that pretty soon you won't even be able to talk badly about anything. "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all" will be enforced in the courts. What a joke. Nevermind the fact these morons are considering suing themselves more or less.

  164. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by Peyna · · Score: 1

    2. Let's just hope that they have good closure on their final episode, or aliens from Omicron-Persei will blow up the earth.

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  165. conservative? yeah... right.... by ylikone · · Score: 0

    Simpsons comes off as nothing but making laughs at the expense of stupid rightism.

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  166. Breaking news: Letter from Faux insider by slickwillie · · Score: 1

    http://poynter.org/forum/?id=letters#foxnews

  167. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Chris+Carollo · · Score: 1

    This post cites specific sources.

  168. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by mt_nixnut · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that watching TV news of any sort will give you "facts". There is no such thing as truly objective journalism. I have more respect for people who don't try to pretend there is than I do for people who pretent there is. The whole premis of this report is that someone actually has the correct perception of all of these stories. That idea in itself strikes me as funny.

  169. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    right-wing misconceptions. (The Iraqis blew of the World Trade Center.)
    In what way is that a right-wing misconception? Do you believe the Iraqi regime was exclusively disliked by the right? FWIW, I was writing letters for Amnesty International in the late eighties to Saddam Hussein and to my legislators about the support they were giving that despicable regime. It didn't really get popular for the right wing to be that anti-Saddam until after the first Gulf War.

    The left were generally unhappy with GW2. This isn't because we thought Saddam was a jolly nice man who was just a little misunderstood, it was because we thought that the eventual result would be a disaster, because we're an anti-war lot in general unless we really, truly, cannot see any other way, and because we were suspicious of the motives of those pushing for war at a time when the reasons given for war were clearly suspect.

    I have left-wing friends who hoped, desperately hoped, once war was declared, that Saddam had had some role in the WTC attack, so they could justify the country they loved going to war against them, and the associated deaths amongst US troops and Iraqi civilians this would cause.

    Incidentally, as someone points out later in this thread, there were control groups put in the study, in particular the surveyors checked the misconceptions amongst democrats and amongst republicans. In all cases, the NPR listeners came out better than the Fox viewers.

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  170. Can we define "accurate and balanced"? by hzhu · · Score: 1

    This is a most interesting thought. Such surveys can provide a quite objective definition of "accurate and balanced".

    Suppose someone takes three clear cases of liberal misperceptions of comparable scale and conduct a similar survey, it is likely that NPR audience get a 30/70 split, instead of the 23/77 split for conservative misperceptions. That would show NPR to be slightly left-leaning.

    On the other hand, the fox audicence might get a 1/99 split on liberal misperceptions, compared with a 80/20 split on conservative misperceptions. That would show Fox News to be extremely right wing.

    I would bet that the print media would have less than the 47/53 split on liberal misperceptions, but would be somewhat close. That would show the print media to be slightly right-leaning.

    If two media sources are both balanced, the one with smaller rates of misperception is more accurate.

    Of course the numbers can only come from real surveys. Such numbers would be extremely revealing.

  171. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    "4. If yo uask a random sample of people if Anti-choice protesters blew up the WTC you'll find that most who say yes watch CNN exlusively instad of FOX."

    Is that really your proposed opposite liberal misconception to the "conservative" misconception of Iraq being behind the attack?

    Really, I'd like to see a list of the analogous liberal misconceptions on the other side.

    I'll throw out the only one I know of:

    "Bush was somehow behind the attack."

    But that is only held by such a fringe set that I don't think it would show up on a survey of anybody who uses mainstream media as their main information source (and that is what we are testing). It would not be surprising to find that there are people who subscribe to Joe Bob's Conspiracy Newsletter that have off the wall misconceptions, on either side - what I want to know is what are the analogous liberal misconceptions you claim, which are derived (well, ok, correlated) from watching one or the other mainstream news channel.

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  172. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel more at ease believing that Carbonite is trolling rather than being a tool.

    It's easy to understand the concept of representation and beurocratic heirarchies. However, it's also easy to just accept everything you hear.

  173. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    Quite probably. And, in my view, they'd be right. Currently the claims that he didn't are centered around two favourates:

    1. That George W Bush cannot be held responsible for anything that the White House has said on his behalf, ie that GWB != White House. This strikes me as shirking responsibility, and if he hadn't agreed with what the White House was putting out, he had plenty of opportunities to correct the mistake. For details on what the White House said, take a gander here.

    2. That George W Bush never used the words "imminent threat". This is simple slight-of-hand: change a question about what George W Bush was stating, and pretend it has to do with the wording he used. I'd write a lengthy set of quotes, with links, but I don't need to: take a look at what this guy has researched on the subject.

    If either of the above arguments fails, then the claim that George W Bush never claimed Iraq's WMDs were an imminent threat before the war also fails. Both of the above arguments fail. The White House used the words "Imminent Threat", and even if the White House hadn't, the precise words used do not matter: what matters is that George W Bush made those claims.

    Sorry Shrub, you can't dodge this one.

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  174. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. What is you IQ?

    subnormal

    2. What is your primary source for news?

    slashdot

  175. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I'll have to apologize to all the right-wingers out there now. There was no "imminent threat", only a "grave threat".

  176. I for one... by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Fox News overloards...

    (sorry, thought it was perfect for this topic)

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  177. Re:BEEN SAID BEFORE: Why is this News for Nerds? by isorox · · Score: 1

    Homer Simpson, Nerdbuster!

  178. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't a pre-emptive attack an attack intended to stop an imminent threat? Why were we told that a pre-emptive attack against Iraq was necessary?

  179. unfair and balanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Get a brain.

    The republicans are every bit as heavily invested in "socialist" (though their benefits tend to go primarily to corporations and the well off) and "big government" (though instead of money going to (for instance) education it goes to police, jails and the military).

    If you had neurons committed to actually finding anything out the truth, instead of shoring up those who are claiming to be your friends, you might have a chance (with a couple years of deprogramming) of actually figuring out whats going on.

    Idiot.

    No, I take that back - you might actually get up to "Idiot" with a dozen or so IQ points and some studying.

    1. Re:unfair and balanced by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      Before you start verbally attacking random people, I think you need a clue.

      socialism - 1: a political theory advocating state ownership of industry 2: an economic system based on state ownership of capital

      I don't exactly know what you are trying to get at here. Republicans tend to be against state ownership of anything, except for things such as military. Most Republican (note I don't stereotype conservatives as liberals, ever heard of libertarians?). A socialist advocates socialism. You should reference a dictionary before you decide what English words stand for.

      As for your random attacks on Republicans not supporting education, that is emperically denied. State sponsored education is one component that most people believe is necessary to eventually attaining autonomy from the state. Most Republicans believe that autonomy from the state is necessary for a healthy state. Liberal views tend to incorporate much more dependence upon the state.

  180. "Matt was being satirical" - Washington Post by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

    Today the Washington Post ran this comment from the creators of The Simpsons:

    Matt was being satirical and certainly there was never any issue between the show and Fox News. We regret any confusion.

    Now I'm curious: I don't watch Fox news (or any television news, for that matter) so I don't really have a dog in this hunt. But for all you who piled on Fox news and their viewers in this thread, do you now feel a little sheepish? Does it suggest maybe you are a little quick to believe things you believe *should* be true? Or do you just shrug it off?

    1. Re:"Matt was being satirical" - Washington Post by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

      I believe there is no unbiased source of information available in our culture.

      There are clearly defined biases base on what is called the "liberal left" and the "conservative right." Fox news is only the newest contender/target.
      For people to flame Fox in this thread is not a surprise, the bias truly lies with every one of us.

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    2. Re:"Matt was being satirical" - Washington Post by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      No, I don't feel sheepish. It was beliavable. Matt Groening's prank on everybody was good exactly because it was believable -- it fits with past behavior by FNC. Your point was?

    3. Re:"Matt was being satirical" - Washington Post by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 0, Troll

      So there's no self-reflection? No sense that gosh, maybe I should be more skeptical when I hear about things that seem too good to be true, even if -- or *particularly* if -- they meet my preconceived notions about the way things are?

      Actually I'm not surprised -- if there's one generalization I could make about /.ers, it's (of course) that they're nerds. But if there's two, they're that their nerds and have real problems admitting they're wrong. Like you, they just change the parameters of the argument and move on.

      It's actually kind of discouraging. My post is buried down here, so most /.ers aren't even going to realize the story's not true. But that's par for the course today. I also posted a factual, informative rebuttal to another guy in this same thread, and got labeled a troll. WTF?

    4. Re:"Matt was being satirical" - Washington Post by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      If it makes you happier, I believe /. SHOULD make an update to the story saying, "It's a hoax -- Matt Groening was joking." Hardly an earth-shattering event. Only because you assumed some incorrect fact as correct doesn't mean you have to make soul-searching.

      But you seem to believe every person with sympathies for the left wing has to make soul-searching, repent and become a conservative.

      By the way, Which "parameter(s)" did I change?

  181. Link to Audio. by Irvu · · Score: 1

    The Link is here. Noteably it is on the show Fresh Air with Terry Gross who has recently interviewed Al Franken and a Bill O'Reilly about their Hate/Hate relationship and the lawsuit itself. As a side note O'Reilly walked out of the interview.

  182. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    The point is that it's a trick: "Did Bush tell America that Iraq was an 'imminent' threat"... "Yeah, I think so"... "Ha! Gotcha! He never actually used the wor[d] imminent!"

    I guess, just like with Clinton, it depends on what the meaning of the word "is" (or in this case "imminent") is. But then, mincing words to cover up misleading the country about going to war is so much better than mincing words to cover up about having sex, isn't it? Or, at least the Republicans seem to think.

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  183. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hell Cheney told "Meet the press" that he believed Iraq had "reconstituted" nuclear weapons.


    Are you lying or stupid? Just let us know, so the non-Democratic Underground mods can score your post accordingly...
  184. Fox ex-employee spills the beans by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1
  185. From reading your mini-rant... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    ...I take it that you too read Al Franken's book.

    1. Re:From reading your mini-rant... by dorsey · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. It may not have been plagerism, but it was pretty darn close.

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  186. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Mr.Zong · · Score: 1

    Ya ever read "One flew over the cuckoo's"? The correlation between the Bush administrations "insinuation's" and that of Big Nurse's are mind boggling. It's the same kind of control, not coming out and just saying it, but pointing people in that direction for the pecking party. -Zong

  187. Re:Liberal media? "Conservative"? Orwellian word g by mabu · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree with you more.

    There's nothing wrong with a spirited debate on the issues; there's nothing wrong with parody.

    There does seem to be something wrong when rather than address the issues, various factions seek to pigeonhole their opposition with name-calling in order to detract from the substance of the issues.

    There does seem to be something wrong when a person gets sued for expressing an opinion, in parody form or not.

    In Michael Moore's new book, "Dude, Where's My Country" he goes into details of how liberal the country actually is according to established definitions. It's a very good read for anyone who wants to be enlightened on this controversial issue.

  188. Ticker Speed by stan_freedom · · Score: 1

    Have you ever noticed that the Fox ticker runs a little slower than the other news networks. The Fox ticker also tends to use less complicated verbage. Of course this should not be misconstrued to imply anything negative about Fox's news audience.

    It would be interesting to see if the Simpsons ticker runs faster or slower than the Fox news ticker. Maybe Fox could increase the Simpsons market share by creating a remedial Simpsons to run along side the regular Simpsons. Homer would be renamed Bubba and Marge would drive a pickup.

    Before anyone starts picking on me for being an elitist Yankee, just know that I'm a registered Republican, I moved to Flori-duh from small-town Georgia, and yes, I drove pickups (72 and 76 Ford F100s). Now I drive a big honkin SUV. Even I can see that Fox News is Fairly Imbalanced.

  189. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    I was obviously using hyperbole.

    Neither example was meant to be realistic.

    Also - there is no reason to restrict a study to the war in Iraq.

    Surely you don't propose that there are absolutely NO misconceptions which are more likely to be held by somebody who is left-wing than somebody who is right-wing?

    How about "there is evidence that genetically modified food causes cancer". Or "Average global temperatures are 10 degrees warmer than they were before the industrial age". (I'm not saying that many liberals are walking around proclaiming either - only that if these questions were on a poll you'd find more liberals saying they were true than conservatives.)

    My whole point is that correllation does not mean causation. I'm saying that by looking at FOX vs NPR you're tending to select conservatives vs liberals. The actual material broadcasted by the stations is irrellevant to the outcome of the study. (And no - I don't want FOX news and I'm not saying it is the greatest thing since sliced bread.)

    All I'm trying to say is that there are several possible explanations for the poll results, and there is no scientific way to tell which one is right. I think that anyone with a reasonable grounding in the scientific method would agree with me.

    The allegations against FOX news may very well be true. However, this study does not prove it. In the same way, a large number of people carrying umbrellas doesn't cause it to rain, even though in 90% of all polls more people carried their umbrellas to work on days when it rained than when it didn't.

  190. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by elefantstn · · Score: 1

    Read the following demonstrably untrue statement to listeners of NPR and watchers of Fox:

    "The latest economic slowdown began after George W. Bush took office."

    Now, which group do you think will be wrong on this more?

    As the aforementioned study only addresses misconceptions conservatives would tend to have, it's totally worthless. If CBS watchers were clueless and 25% of them thought Tikrit was the capital of Iraq, does that mean CBS has been telling its viewers lies about the cities of Iraq?

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  191. Classic LOOK AT ME! by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    Witness just about any marital argument and listen to what each side is shouting. You will generally be hearing people describing themselves very accurately, and mischaracterizing the other accordingly as they seek to pin the accusation on the other.

    And to my sad dismay, Fox seeminly upped the anti by making Fox News the loudest and most "flashy" 24 hour news there is. You used the word extreme and I think it applys to all aspects of what modern media has done to many aspects of what we know of as media. Yes, there are many outlets of media that don't scream, mischaracterize, and or out and out lie often but they tend to get drounded out with this new tactic: Scream your spin the loudest and hope that you get heard above the noise, or better yet are the only noise that can be heard.

    We see this in other aspects of our meida as well, big budget pictures are expected and when they don't perform well due to a bad plot, bad acting, bad casting, etc there is much finger pointing about who did what wrong rather than just accepting that maxing out on volume is not always the key to success.

    Diddo the RIAA. Their buisness plan exists such that they must have control of what content is dilvered to the masses. Rather than accepting that change was on the horizen they ignored it and when things did change they now are shouting at the top of their collective lungs, you must ONLY listen to our music! (Yes, a strech but hey, it's only /.)

    I personally watch maybe 30 mins of TV news a week, and that is mostly when I'm subjected to it by others. I find that it has decended into nearly pure brainwashing tactics with the same messages repeated over and over and over in self rightious tones that almost reach out of the TV and knock me over the head. And since all that glass window does is tell me what it thinks I never can get the sadsifacation of giving it any good wacks back. Print news can be as bad in a diffrent way but it's much easier to filter out the dreck and put it down if it simply becomes too much.

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  192. Matt Groening: "Just Kidding!" by cscx · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Matt Groening: "Just Kidding!" by rifter · · Score: 1

      Of course he said that. He knows who pays the bills, after all.

    2. Re:Matt Groening: "Just Kidding!" by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Obviously Groening is 'just an entertainer' engaging in 'satire.'

      Like Franken.

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  193. goose-steppin' girlies with cursive faces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would of thought, a Bush apologist using a Clintonian defense tactic... A word of advice, after you figure out what the meaning of "is" is, you should figure out what the meaning of "prevaricate" is. To deny that Bush and his posse made the argument that Saddam Hussein posed an immanent threat to the United States due to his possesion of WMD is historical revisionism of the most absurd degree. Do the words "smoking gun... mushroom cloud" ring any bells? The insane mental contortions Bush is putting the American right through would make Orwell himself pause, cognitive dissonance can only go so far, something must give!

  194. torrents! by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Even better, will someone hurry up and digitize the episode and post a torrent? I forgot to set the ReplayTV...

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    1. Re:torrents! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah!! torrent/ed2k/whatever - just g1bb0r!!!

  195. Oppose the FTA! by vandan · · Score: 1

    The proposed US / Australian Free Trade Agreement will weaken our laws regarding media monopolies, and allow Murdoch and other right-wing penises even more control over our already pathetically one-sided news services.

    Oppose the Free Trade Agreement at all costs!

    Anthony Albanese will be holding a meeting to discuss the FTA on the 13th of Nov. See FEC_Forum_13-11-03_Free_Trade_Globalisation.pdf for details.

    Also, get in touch with your local left-wing organisers and join in the protests. We are NOT a state of the USA!

  196. Duh. by bobobobo · · Score: 1

    They were considering it, but never went through with it.

  197. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very well said.

  198. Here's another quote they could sue themselves.... by Shrug · · Score: 1

    Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!

  199. Good Riddance!!! by kelzer · · Score: 1

    Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

    (so, uh, can I have your account? A 4-digit user account number would be very prestigious, and your username is kinda cool, too!)

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  200. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    If the rebuttal/contention is that people who watch "conservative" news channels appear to be more uninformed because the survey only tested misconceptions that conservatives would have (which would not show up on the liberal side), then I would like to see a similar survey with proposed liberal misconceptions. For conservatives (or conservative news channel watchers) to be just as informed (or uninformed) as liberals (or liberal news channel watchers), the results should be symmetric, i.e., you'd expect watchers of liberal news channels to have the same general amount and severity of liberal misconceptions. It would be very interesting to me to 1) see such a list, because I at least partially doubt the alleged political biased-ness of the questions to begin with and 2) I would be VERY interested to know that there was a mainstream channel that had such a high correlation with misconceptions in the liberal realm, because I doubt there is, at least as much as is apparent with Fox News.

    If I am correct I think it would be because 1) conservatives have a simpler ideology, more conducive to television and sound-bytes (witness the conservative radio phenomenon) 2) since society in general tends towards being more "liberal" (for broad definitions of that word), it is less interesting or unique to have a liberally-slanted news channel.

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  201. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was obviously using hyperbole.

    Neither example was meant to be realistic.

    Your right-wing example was perfectly realistic, while your left-wing example was a fairy tale. Plenty of people believe Iraq blew up the WTC; absolutely no one believes anti-choice protestors did it.

    It's the same sort of straw man argument people like Bill O'reilly use when they pretend to be in the center: invent an extremist position, attribute it to your opponents, and you appear to be "Fair and Balanced."

  202. (OT) Draft Clark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it time to change yr sig by now, seeing as how he declared candidacy a month ago?

  203. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, a majority of Americans believed Iraq had WMD's, including nuclear weapons

    Bill Clinton also believed the same thing. So was he misleading/lieing to America too, or were both presidents just doing the best job the could with the information they had?

  204. When can we get new moderation categories? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I think that we need a "no shit sherlock" category here. Somebody has to say it, but isn't it bloody annoying when one nerd assumes that his/her values apply to all the rest of nerdome?

    Some of us like games, some like anime, some like cartoons such as the simpsons. No nerds are all alike, and the grandparent should be ashamed of assuming thus.

    Maybe we should add that comment to the simpsons ticker:
    Newsflash: Nerds like the simpsons... George bush really Kodos in disguise...

  205. let me argue one of the points... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

    >Every news story about Iraq tends to show the
    >negative (the few positive ones seem to be
    >forced and played down).

    thats because there are a lot more negative things coming out of iraq than positive.

    sure, we opened some schools - that was last week. we lose over a soldier a day, everyday.

    which do you report? do you say - a soldier has been killed, but look at the schools we opened?

    the iraw war is going horribly badly, and the US population is not getting close to the truth.

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    1. Re:let me argue one of the points... by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      We lose almost a soldier a day in training accidents when we aren't at war. Soldiers die, it's what they do. It's their contribution. Now that we know to expect the deaths of soldiers, do you just want to hear that they died, or what they've helped accomplish?

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    2. Re:let me argue one of the points... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      please cite your first point.

      for the record, this war is already at the total death toll of the first 9 years of vietnam.

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    3. Re:let me argue one of the points... by SaDan · · Score: 1
      for the record, this war is already at the total death toll of the first 9 years of vietnam.


      How about backing that up with some links to supporting documentation?
    4. Re:let me argue one of the points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think 9 years is an exaggeration, but i think the major point is that vietnam started similarly to the current situation, with a few deaths here and there, then ramping up.

      http://www.lies.com/blog/archives/001316.html

      While i dont believe we will get casualities at the same scale as vietnam at its peak, I do think we have much less justification for being in iraq than we ever did in vietnam. (Commies encroaching and spreading, Saddam killing his own people-which seems to be the current justification-of-the-day)

      While conservatives might want to lump people opposed to this as peacenik hippies, I for one oppose it because its stupid. if saddam wanted to gas and kill his own people then let him. I couldnt care less, and I'm sure all these neo-cons dont either, which brings us back to attacking iraq for oil and lucrative contracts for donors.

      In my opinion we should have attacked north korea, which is much much more likely to have WMD and be willing to use them.

    5. Re:let me argue one of the points... by TGK · · Score: 1

      According to this (somewhat dubious looking) page the total deaths in Vietnam for the first nine years total as follows

      US -- 229,159
      South Vietnam -- 792,288
      Total -- 1,021,447

      Iraq, in contrast has had the following casualties according to this (decidedly left wing) site....

      Iraq -- (7,784 - 9,596)

      Total (max) -- 9,951

      I'm not thrilled with the death toll in Iraq, but lets not pretend that these wars stack up to each other. When it comes to US (& allied) casualties, Vietnam was three orders of magnitude worse (nine years vs thus far in iraq, your figgures, not mine).

      However, and I think this is key to realize. In the first year in Vietnam we lost 63 men. We've lost five times that in little more than 6 months in Iraq.

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    6. Re:let me argue one of the points... by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Here's a DoD press release from 2000 citing 435 (113 on-duty) accidental deaths for the year
      which is actually more than one a day. They weren't all training accidents, but the accidental death rate for peacetime is over 30/100,000/year assigned troops.

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    7. Re:let me argue one of the points... by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      sorry... 8 years, not nine :-)

      it depends on when you start the "beginning" of the vietnam war. i'm counting from 1957-1964 - 401 in that time.

      1965 the heavy shit began.

      so, sorry - i was off by one year.

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  206. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1, Pointing out a so-called "liberal's" hypocrisy.

  207. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the record, Time lies to people when telling them that downloading music online is stealing.

    Bias is not limited to any corp., any person, or any political party. We're all full of shit ;-)

  208. Actually... by filmsmith · · Score: 1
    as posted on the SNPP faq.

    But the trivia question in The 138th Episode Spectacular said that the cash register read "NRA4EVER". What's going on here?

    The trivia questions in The 138th Episode Spectacular are gags made to troll the audience, just like the images of Matt Groening, James L. Brooks, and Sam Simon in the episode are not what those people really look like. The cash register question is a gag referring to the people who have labeled the show as "the most liberal on television" by portraying it as having an ultra-conservative slant.

  209. Hello, I'm Kent Brockman by filmsmith · · Score: 1

    Our topstories tonight: a tremendous explosion in the price of lumber, President Reagan dyes...his hair, plus Garry Trudeau and his new musical comedy revue. But first! Let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow.

  210. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Vedanti · · Score: 1

    They took extremely important issues which cost a lot of lives (some 300 US soldiers, thousands of Iraqi soldiers and nearly 10,000 Iraqi civilians).

    Other issues you mention are not cut-n-dry. For eg. what exactly do you want to ask about "the treatment of captured Afghanis and suspected terrorists" ?

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  211. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by pkp_gl211 · · Score: 1

    The ability of Bush apologists to forget something that happened just six months ago amazes me.

    Just become we havent found them doesnt mean they dont exist. To claim that they are false means that you have evidence that the do not exist. Any Sources? Did you go to Iraq and dig around? Didnt think so.

    Finding Saddam is proving to be a tough enough challenge. What makes you think finding weapons that he could have hidden years ago are easier?

    I do think that some of the intelligence the US acquired was poor but usually when there is smoke there is fire.

  212. Re:Right Leaning? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    80% of Fox News viewers believe everything Fox News tells them. 80% of Americans read on a 5th grade level or lower. Coincidence? I think not. Welcome to state sponsored stupidity, folks.

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  213. Plausible deniability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference is in the plausible deniability. Your sperm on a womnan's dress gives you very little. Bush's situation permits him a great deal. He can continue to argue that he wasn't lying, he was just wrong.

  214. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by quax · · Score: 1

    Men have legs. That makes it easy for them to run. WDEs that pose an imminent threat tend to be bulky and far less mobile.

  215. You need to get out more... by Goonie · · Score: 1

    The NYT and Washington Post "left-leaning"? You have to be kidding. For example look at a mainstream centre-left newspaper from the UK, The Guardian. Like I said, whilst it may be known as a left-wing rag, it is a well-respected, commercial, high-circulation broadsheet. Compare its take on world news to the NYT and then tell me the Times and Post are left wing.

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    1. Re:You need to get out more... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      The NYT and Washington Post "left-leaning"? You have to be kidding.

      No, i am not kidding. Certainly there is a spectrum from left to right and the Guardian is further to the left than NYT which is to the left of the Washington Post. It's important to remember that "left" and "right" are relative terms. The only way to use them objectively is to compare any individual or institution as being left if it is to the left of population as a whole or right if it is to the right of the same. It is easy for a partisan to lose perspective and think of anyone to their left or right to on the left or right in some objective sense.

      An easy way to find out if you are suffering from this lack of perspective is to see if you consistently label elected officials with broad support, papers, magazines & TV chanels with broad circulations or viewerships and broad influence, as "far right" rather than merely "right". Or, more to the point, do you describe politicians, papers, magazines etc. that are consistently on the left of any policy dipute as centrist or unbiased? Is G.W. Bush "far right"? and if so what terms remains to describe the fairly large number of people that complain that he is too liberal? or even *is* a "liberal" (See this loss of perspective afflicts both sides)

      The New York Times consistently editorializes in favor of the more liberal side of the dispute du jour. It consistently endorses the more liberal of any two major candidates for election, when in "crusading" mode its news pages are consistently crusading for a liberal cause (witness the reporting on the Augusta National Golf Club). As often as not when subjected to public opinion polls or democratic decision making either in elections or votes by elected politicians the (reliably more liberal) position or candidate endorsed by the NYT fails to meet (more conservative) public approval. By any objective standard that makes them a liberal paper even if they are more conservative than you are.

  216. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well he obviously didn't believe it enough to justify a invation of iraq.

  217. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by quax · · Score: 1

    There are very clear rules to good reporting:

    1) If it is a fact i.e. can be verified independently (footage etc.) report it as fact.

    2) If the journalists reflects his or her own viewpoint mark it clearly as a personal commentary, analysis or editorial.

    3) Reporting that does not fall into the above is usually hearsay and should be reported as quoting a source that either can be named or is anonymous.

    At one point American journalism followed these rules and was a beacon for the rest of the world.

  218. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by quax · · Score: 1

    How many US soldiers died in Clinton's wars?

  219. Apparently... by eMartin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apparently the way to get modded as insightful is to reply to a post and say that it was insightful. I find that interesting.

    1. Re:Apparently... by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find this entire thread extremely funny.

    2. Re:Apparently... by big_gibbon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Now *that's* informative

    3. Re:Apparently... by stany · · Score: 1

      Clearly the mods are intended to be funny in and of themselves...which I do find amusing.

    4. Re:Apparently... by Ezubaric · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This last post is Offtopic.

      Let's see what you do to that!

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  220. Its a Joke by sublimespot · · Score: 1



    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A4 48 98-2003Oct30.html

    "Fox fought against it and said that they would sue the show," Groening told Gross. "And we called their bluff because we didn't think that Rupert Murdoch would pay for Fox to sue itself. So we got away with it," he said, proud of the accomplishment.

    Fox News, however, denies reports that they ever threatened to sue. "We were all scratching our heads and thought it was hysterical," spokesman Rob Zimmerman told us yesterday. "It's not the first time we've been spoofed, you know."

  221. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by monkeydo · · Score: 1

    Which one of those statments are you claiming was false?

    Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.

    Even without the qualifier this statement is true. David Kay found plenty of evidence to back it up.

    The regime has a history of reckless aggression in the Middle East. It has a deep hatred of America and our friends. And it has aided, trained and harbored terrorists, including operatives of al Qaeda.

    You probably don't disagree with the first sentence, but the second one is true too.

    The danger is clear: using chemical, biological or, one day, nuclear weapons, obtained with the help of Iraq, the terrorists could fulfill their stated ambitions and kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country, or any other.

    So, you don't think it would be dangerous if terrorists were to use WMDs against the US or another country?

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  222. Newsflash: Dennis Miller hired by CNBC by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    This is a bad thing since experience working at Fox news does not exactly enhance your resume when applying for a job with the real media

    So much for this theory:

    Miller hired by CNBC

    [Ailes] was put in charge of the news operation for the sole purpose of slanting the news to the extreme right.

    Extreme right, like Nazi Germany? Please. That's what we regularly see Susan Estrich, Davis Korn, Paul Krugman, and scores of other libs on FNC?

    What notable conservatives are on CNN, except anti-war paleocon Bob Novak? How about ABC, whose only foriegn policy "experts" are from the Carter or Clinton administration, or from the leftie Brookings Institution?

    Nice link to the far-left Salon.com, BTW. Nice story, which calls ABC "objective." In a recent poll, Peter Jennings was called the most anti-war reporter in all of American news.

    ABC News admits to excessively negative Iraq coverage

    The problem is that its core democratic of poor middle aged southern white racist men do not have much in the way of buying power. Advertisers much prefer to reach 18-35 audiences, gays, professionals, etc. in short pretty much everyone who is unlikely to watch Fox. In fact advertising on Fox News actually trades at a discount to other broadcasts reaching the same demographic because advertisers know that many of the demographics they do want are actually less likely to buy a product they see advertised on a channel they associate with biggotry.

    You fail to provide a link to this claim of FNC's core demo, because it has no basis in fact. Why does FNC constantly run endless home refi adds? For all those poor southerners to refi their trailers? LOL! First time I've ever heard libs call Republicans "poor!" Hilarious. I thought we were rich guys who wanted tax cuts?

    You are flat-out wrong. The FNC demo is better than CNN's; it is popular with young republican YUPPIEs. Newscorp is kicking a$$, and CNN is in the dumper financially, in case you haven't checked recently, if ever.

    Although a typical liberal refrain is labeling conservatives "bigots" (although they often misspell it), it's an insulting, inaccurate troll, and your post should be rated as such.

    You libs are only about 17-20% of the population, compared to about 34% conservative and the rest moderate (see Gallup - sorry, but their older polls require subscription).

    Fox news will flip flop to the left.

    Sorry, that (19%) demo is already filled by CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, AP, Reuters, NPR...not enough libs left to go around, LOL!

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    1. Re:Newsflash: Dennis Miller hired by CNBC by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      You fail to provide a link to this claim of FNC's core demo, because it has no basis in fact.

      Look at the latest rate card. It costs less to advertise on Fox News than CNN at pretty much any time and a time slot during Lou Dobbs costs considerably more than the corresponding Fox slot for a fifth of the audience.

      You are flat-out wrong. The FNC demo is better than CNN's; it is popular with young republican YUPPIEs.

      Viewership of Fox is inversely correlated with education and income.

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  223. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by monkeydo · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's an opinion piece by Saxby Chambliss -- a member of the Senate Intelligence Committee -- about the evidence of WMDs he has been shown, and why most of the media refuses to report on it.

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  224. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    Yes, they took extremly important issues. I'm not faulting them on their selection. I'm just saying that elwinc was wrong in generalizing past the issues the study dealt with. We don't know (from this evidence) that Fox is more biased than other news sources, just that it has a bias that others don't share.

  225. Matt was being satirical by Akuinnen · · Score: 1

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A448 98-2003Oct30.html

    "Nonetheless "The Simpsons" (the show, not the characters) issued an apology yesterday: "Matt was being satirical and certainly there was never any issue between the show and Fox News. We regret any confusion.""

    Does Slashdot really need to carry the typical Liberal Vs. Conservative bitchfests that the rest of the net features?

  226. In the words of Nelson Muntz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [pointing at Fox News] Ha-Ha!

  227. Re:Isn't This by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

    If you heard this interview you should have heard it was a joke and entirely untrue (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A44 898-2003Oct30.html)

    But that is the sort of quality editing we have come to expect of /. in the past year.

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  228. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by jrnchimera · · Score: 1

    That is NOT the measure by which correct action is measured. Whether one or 2 billion US soldiers die, the truth and "right thing to do" does not change.

  229. The Big Cock Hunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever we get the tired line from conservatives regarding the liberal slant of the media, one only has to look at the behavior of the media across the board during the Clinton impeachment era. It was all Clinton's Cock, all the time. CNN should have been called the CCNN, the Clinton's Cock News Network. MSNBC should have been the MS-NOTHING BUT COCK network. This liberal media went into a veritable feeding frenzy over the great Clinton cock hunt.

  230. Again, I would like to see proof. by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Proof that viewership of Fox is inversely correlated with education and income.

    On a personal note, I have a doctorate.

    You?

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    1. Re:Again, I would like to see proof. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      On a personal note, I have a doctorate. You?

      I have a Doctorate from Oxford University Nuclear Physics Laboratory.

      You want to continue this?

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    2. Re:Again, I would like to see proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      On a personal note, I have a doctorate.

      You?


      Judge by your inability to understand statistics, I'm guess it's in a field that doesn't involve any actual maths or science.

      Let me guess ... business? Feel free to link to your thesis, we could all use a good laugh I'm sure.

    3. Re:Again, I would like to see proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a PhD trifecta from MIT in aerospace engineering, subnuclear physics, and cellular molecular biology, all after I completed my MD from Haavahd at the age of 3. I've 467 patents to my name, 440 technical papers, 877 popular magazine articles, and 53 books.

      Also, I'm the only person besides Linus Pauling to get two Nobel prizes all by themselves, and Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, and Renee Zellweger get in fistfights to see who gets the honor of wrapping their enormous, well-textured lips around my tool every hour on the hour.

  231. Stop the presses - it was all a prank by Groening by JCCyC · · Score: 1

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A448 98-2003Oct30.html

    The scary thing is, it made SENSE!

  232. Hey, Alaska Jackass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the link, it gave me a chance to mod your whining response down, too. Who the fuck says "Frick?" Are you 12?

    You're a whiny little jackass, you know that?

    1. Re:Hey, Alaska Jackass... by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      Hey, they're your mod points, you can do whatever you want with them. But here's a few things to think about after you finish congratulating yourself for your devastating, witty comments:

      1. From the /. moderating guidelines: "Do not promote personal agendas. Do not let your opinions factor in. Try to be impartial about this. Simply disagreeing with a comment is not a valid reason to mark it down."

      2. Also from the guidelines: "Troll -- A Troll is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality."

      3. To sum up the above, you just censored me (i.e., modded me down) not because it was a troll, but because I said something you didn't like. Not that I care -- no one would read it anyway -- but what does that say about you? How do you feel about censorship in general? Does it piss you off when you hear or read about instances of it?

      4. Who the fuck says 'Frick?' Are you twelve? I don't get it. Writing "fuck" would make me sound more mature? Twelve-year-olds don't say "fuck?"

      3. Read your own post again. Your whining response ... who the fuck says 'frick' ... You're a whiny little jackass. Is that how you talk to people in real life? I mean, seriously. If you hear someone in the hallway saying something with which you disagree, do you just fly off the handle and curse him out?

      This isn't rhetorical, I really want to know -- I'm curious about what kind of person acts like that. Do you have any friends? Do people take you seriously? Are you on any kind of medication?

      4. And to top it off, you post as an AC. Classic.

  233. The "L" Word by jefu · · Score: 1
    "If you want the liberal take on things you can listen to NPR, read the New York or LA Times, or tune into ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, CNN and/or MSNBC. Do these networks present some of the right's arguments? Yes they do, but for the most part you get a liberal slant."

    It may look like a "liberal slant" in relationship to what the serious right wing nuts believe, but it is hardly liberal in any real sense. The NY Times and NPR seem to me to work pretty hard to remain objective and CNN, MSNBC and other are relatively conservative. I watched a very nicely slanted (pro-conservative) push poll on CNN today that was, of course, presented as a "lets find out what people are thinking" poll even when the question itself seriously biased the potential answers.

    It is a sign of how conservative (and for the most part unthinkingly so) the US has become that news organizations like the NY Times and NPR that try to provide objective journalism (however hard that is in practice) are tarred as being ickily "liberal".

    More disturbing though is that it is a poor indication of the state of American education that so many Americans seem incapable of distinguishing the difference.

  234. Fox news is beyond Republican HQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox news is also the Likud propganda headquarters.. to give you an example, it's the only news channel that refers to suicide bombings as "homicide bombings".

    The worse show on that network is Fox and Friends. You want to see extremist right-wing hatred against arabs and europeans? Then watch that show. They absolutely took the cake one time when they hit the french with a few monstrous low-blows. Eade I think her name is, and one of the other jerks, Steve or Bryan said that the french don't have air conditioners, don't care about their elderly and let their own grandparents die in the streets. I was gobsmacked. Then that was followed by the usual and typical "we helped the French out on WWII blah blah".

    Take a look at their questions of the day - Fox and Friends Questions of the day

    They really love the Saudis and the French, oh and the peace prize bit must be a sick joke -

    9/11 Blame Game: FBI Fumble or Saudi Sabotage?
    Saudi Speak-Out: Help, or Hindrance?
    Speak Out on Saudi Arabia: Friend or Foe?
    Syria Situation: Time to Get Serious, or not Syria-ous Problem?
    Fickle French: Help All the Way, or Stay Away?
    French Whine: Sour Grapes, or Right to Gripe?
    Nobel Peace Prize: Bush and Blair Best Bet?

    And another thing, every time there is a "homicide bombing" in Israel, you'll see an Israeli being interviewed. They also gave that fucker William (Bill) Kristol (partly responsible for the Iraq war along with Wolfowitz, Feith among other zionists) alot of air time before the Iraqi war and Kissinger is a regular too.

    Anyway, honestly, I do watch fox news occassionally - only to check out what the latest euro-arab hate speech is.

  235. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The major metropolitan papers (NYT, Boston Globe, etc.) usually report a LOT more detail than TV news does.

    Right before and during the war to get rid of Saddam, NPR was quite obviously tilting towards the isolationist/leave-Saddam-alone side. But the NPR/BBC radio coverage was much more in depth than the TV news, both on NPR's "side", and on the other side. If you listened to enough of it, you came away with stuff that wasn't even in the relatively good newspaper accounts. That made NPR a better source of news whether or not you agreed with their "spin".

    By contrast, a lot of TV channels (including the main CNN, Fox, etc. ones) like to repeat the same 30 minutes over and over and over.

  236. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

    How many US soldiers died in Clinton's wars?

    Chechnia or Bosnia? Do we count anyone killed in asprin factories that are not Americans? What about the soldiers killed from terrorist attacks, like the Cole, etc.? Should we have acted earlier, or pulled out? If Clinton would have taken Osama when he had the chance would it have prevented 9-11?

    It easy to second guess after the fact, isn't it? I don't claim Clinton is responsible for these things, but I do claim that it is pretty absurd to compare two presidents based upon the number of deaths of military soldiers, since you can't compare the threats facing each.

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  237. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    biyatch

  238. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Look, a majority of Americans believed Iraq had WMD's, including nuclear weapons.

    Perhaps that's b/c Iraq had WMD's, at least before GW1. Instead of getting your news from equally left-biased sources, try it from the horse's mouth instead: UNSCOM:

    http://www.thebulletin.org/issues/1998/mj98/mj98al bright.html

    Before the start of GW1, Iraq was only 6 months from fielding a nuclear weapon. UNSCOM and IAEA inspectors estimated that once UN inspections ceased, Iraq could rebuild their entire nuclear program within 3 - 4 years, and if they were able to obtain fissile material on the black market, they could field a nuke within 1 year.

    I even heard on NPR a few months ago (at 3am in the morning, go figure) that Bill Clinton was considering invading Iraq in '99, for the same reasons Bush did - potential WMD proliferation. He sent Albright to Egypt, Jordan, Israel, and Saudi Arabia to garner their support for just such a thing. Unfortunately for him, the Lewinsky scandal erupted just a few weeks later, sapping the political capital necessary for him to proceed.

    The only silly word game being played here is that of the left attempting to a destroy Bush for doing what everyone in the know knew had to be done.

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  239. Yes, I want to continue this by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    OK Dr. Science,

    Please post a link to a study or poll proving your thesis that viewership of Fox is inversely correlated with education and income.

    Otherwise, let's discontinue this as yet another unsubstantiated leftist slander of the right.

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    1. Re:Yes, I want to continue this by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Please post a link to a study or poll proving your thesis that viewership of Fox is inversely correlated with education and income.

      Read the last Neilsen report - they only give out the basic data for free. The detailed breakdown by income is a paid subscription thing.

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  240. Re:Liberal media? "Conservative"? Orwellian word g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not much use though. Either you see the US as it is in which case Moore's book doesn't change perception, or you are in line with the party and won't read the book to begin with. It does not seem to me like there is a large middle ground seeking enlightment.

    Another interesting thread (but not here on Slashdot) would be comparing Neo-Conservative, Conservative and Republican ideals. It seems to me that sane people could not possibly agree with Neo-Conservative values but do so anyway by mistaking them for Republican ideals.

  241. Nice work slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You posted an article a day after Fark.com, and after Fark.com already posted a retraction saying that Groening was just making a joke.

    Thought you guys were more on the ball than that!

  242. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is amazing to me that such incredible, mindless hatred of Bush causes the left to lose all credibility in debating these issues. I, for one, know that having a handful of people searching a desert the size of California for intentionally hidden WMD's is not going to make for an easy search. He had them, they're probably mostly in Syria by now, but I'm willing to bet that before too long, all of you people on the left will be eating crow...just like you did when you went on TV saying thousands of U.S. soldiers would be slain; that the Iraqi people actually like Saddam (remember the celebrations in Baghdad?); when the economy actually DID improve (damn dramatically) following the tax cut. Jesus, you guys are really incredible.

    What's really funny to me is that the high-tech industry is so overwhelmingly left-leaning to begin with. Here you have a President who wants you to be able to keep more of your own money, to be able to actually invest some of your social security money yourself, and to protect the United States from the emotional and economic disaster of another terrorist strike. I don't agree with every policy decision this President makes, but I'm damn glad we have him there instead of Gore throughout all this.

    And speaking of those "infamous 16 words"...the statement is 100% true...the British government did learn (via SEPARATE intelligence of their own) that Saddam tried to acquire uranium...and they STOOD BY THAT intelligence even after the "controversy" in the speech.

    For the record, the words were: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

    There is absolutely NOTHING in that statement either misleading or untrue. What many liberal media outlets did was remove the first 6 words.

  243. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget Somolia. Yes he inherited our troops being there from Bush Sr. (who i also detest) but their bodies weren't being dragged through the street when Bush was in charge.

  244. trying to pull an SCO by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    and generate waves anyway they can. Lets face it, most shee^H^H^H people don't even understand half the news they see, just the names stick, it is getting to the point where there IS NO BAD PUBLICITY, a double murder, just apply the proper spin, donate to a 'news' organization, and viola its free advertisment. With an attention span slightly under 25.5 seconds ask someone what the best movie they've ever seen, and it will be from the last 6 months. Funny but a list the 100 best horror movies of all time was just published and 95 of them were from 1989 and forward ?? The US public has ADD as a whole and the everyone in charge really likes it that way....hard to hold anyone responsible for anything when most folks wake up to a new world every 4 days.... BTW LOOK OVER THERE *the quick switch* and a blank innocent look...

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  245. THe liberal leftwinger are mad at fox ratting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comunist leftwinger are unhappy that the ecomony is doing a better job thanks to bush tax cut and the iraq was a great but not to left winger howard dean. it clinton fualt he new about binladen

    thank liberal and you high taxes agenda

    cnn comunist news network ny slime nbc abc cbs npr pbs boston globe la slime all liberal let not forget how the la time smeared arnold but never talked about davis assult of a older women the double standard of the left

    yesterday number of the ecomony seem good.

  246. IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

    IT WAS A JOKE.Sorry for the registration, don't shoot.

    The important bit from the article..."Nonetheless "The Simpsons" (the show, not the characters) issued an apology yesterday: "Matt was being satirical and certainly there was never any issue between the show and Fox News. We regret any confusion.""

    So, total people misled by NPR today who posted to slashdot >750. Total number of people who believed what they heard on NPR absolutely without further checking and posted to slashdot >750. Did someone say something about misperceptions? You should not believe any "news source" absolutely. Always get a second opinion, we don't want a whole thread full of people with egg on their face making fun of something that didn't really happen.

  247. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    The fact that Clinton had to lie about his sexual practices just shows what a petty person he really is. He would have a lot more credibility with a lot of us if he'd said 'Yes! She gave me blow jobs. Hillary and I have an open marriage.'

    But, spineless opportunist that he is, he couldn't do that. I am sure there are a lot of free love advocates and people who are into exploratory/alternative sexuality who wish he hadn't been such a coward. He could have blown the lid off a whole mess of sexual prudery with a few well-chosen comments.

    But really, he's just a petty opportunist. The Polling Data said that people wouldn't like him getting blow jobs in the White House from a woman young enough to be his daughter, so he lied.

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  248. No-lose lawsuit by mbstone · · Score: 1
    At last Fox has found itself a lawsuit it is guaranteed not to lose, not unlike like the case of a Mr. Lodi who sued himself, lost, and appealed:

    The trial court properly struck and dismissed the complaint on its own motion. (Cal. CCP &#167; 436(b).)

    In the circumstances, this result cannot be unfair[.] Although it is true that, as plaintiff and appellant, he loses, it is equally true that, as defendant and respondent, he wins! It is hard to imagine a more even handed application of justice. Truly, [Lodi] is that rare litigant who is assured of both victory and defeat regardless of which side triumphs.

    We have considered whether defendant should be awarded his costs of suit on appeal, which he could thereafter recover from himself. However, we believe the equities are better served by requiring each party to bear his own costs on appeal.
    Lodi v. Lodi, 173 Cal. App. 3d 628, 219 Cal. Rptr. 116 (Cal. App. 1985).
  249. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by RussP · · Score: 1

    If you honestly think that Iraq never had WMDs, you, sir, are a genuine moron. And you claim that viewers of Fox News have been mislead? Amazing.

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  250. Re:Well gee -- long time by geek · · Score: 1

    I helped write the original version of slashcode before Malda even registered slashdot.com

  251. Southern white trash? by instarx · · Score: 1

    poor middle aged southern white racist men

    Wait just a minute bubba. Take the southern out of that. Having lived in the South, the North and the West, I can tell you from experience that racists are everywhere, but they are LEAST present in the South. A visit to Washington State left me cringing from the racist hate that people felt I wanted to hear when they heard my southern accent. Also while working for many years in New York for two major companies (whose names you would recognize) I ate in corporate cafeterias essentially devoid of any blacks. Blacks always seemed to be located in the EEO and fairness departments though. That little self-delusion allows the executives to rationailze they do not discriminate in hiring (what a joke). The two most racist areas I have seen in this country are the Pacific Northwest (an overt, mean, hateful racisim) and New York City (corporate, slick and self-defined as non-racist because they are New Yorkers - but they still don't hire blacks).

    And me? I'm just middle-aged white southern trash who, like most southerners, knows from experience that we have to be vigilant to overcome the fear of the different and the willingness to rationalize the racism that is in us all. And that goes for your denegration of your demographic of "poor middle aged southern white racist men". Look inward bubba - you ain't so lily white.

  252. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by the_consumer · · Score: 1

    When did I say I thought any of the statements were false?

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  253. Fox News != local affiliates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Then the local channels...

    You said it yourself: local channels vary. Because local channels have nothing to do with Fox News- other than common corporate ownership (which grants them their name).

    Your local Fox affiliate pays for its own news operations, at a pretty penny I should say. Local news is maybe the biggest part of running an affiliate, and if I were them I might be offended by the notion that I'm just amplifying some national feed (a la Clear Channel).
    Rene Carlos

  254. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by quax · · Score: 1

    So you say that you can not compare the threats they faced nor the way they performed in military conflicts. Makes me kind of wonder how you think any comparison can be achieved.

  255. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by quax · · Score: 1

    I hope you will never run for president. There is such a think as to factoring in the cost in human lives into your decisions.

    Given that Iraq has not been much of a threat to the US the price that America has to pay in blood seems to me to be way out of proportion. Maybe if the number gets so high that the administration reinstates a general draft you may want to reconsider your statement.

  256. Article text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Sweet zombie jesus! Got to love a page with floating shockwave ads =( . Here's the text:
    Friday, October 31, 2003; Page C03

    The Simpsons vs. Fox News

    Doh! "The Simpsons" creator Matt Groening may have crossed the line with his comment last week to National Public Radio's Terry Gross that Fox media empire almost sued itself. (Now that takes some talent!)

    The story goes that Fox News Channel execs were none too thrilled last year when the wildly popular cartoon, which is on Fox Broadcasting, featured a fake news ticker mocking the station's conservative rep. The headlines included gems such as: "Do Democrats Cause Cancer? . . . Study: 92 percent of Democrats are gay . . . JFK posthumously joins Republican Party . . ."

    "Fox fought against it and said that they would sue the show," Groening told Gross. "And we called their bluff because we didn't think that Rupert Murdoch would pay for Fox to sue itself. So we got away with it," he said, proud of the accomplishment.

    Fox News, however, denies reports that they ever threatened to sue. "We were all scratching our heads and thought it was hysterical," spokesman Rob Zimmerman told us yesterday. "It's not the first time we've been spoofed, you know."

    Maybe not, but Groening told Gross during the interview that ". . . Now Fox has a new rule that we can't do those little fake news crawls on the bottom of the screen in a cartoon because it might confuse the viewers into thinking it's real news."

    Nonetheless "The Simpsons" (the show, not the characters) issued an apology yesterday: "Matt was being satirical and certainly there was never any issue between the show and Fox News. We regret any confusion."

    Personally I think it's damage control on Faux News' part. After suing Al Franken over the use of "fair and balanced news" in his book title I would believe anything far out from them.

    Faux News is a bad joke. I'm waiting for a camera to accidently catch an anchor wearing a KKK hood.

    Abby Hoffman was right, just a few years early. Welcome to Amerika.

  257. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

    So you say that you can not compare the threats they faced nor the way they performed in military conflicts. Makes me kind of wonder how you think any comparison can be achieved.

    As I said "since you can't compare the threats facing each"

    That is the point. You can't. The threats were completely different, so you can't compare them directly. Its not all black and white, where "if they do this, you do this". You have even seen Clinton take his side on a few issues regarding the war.

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  258. Re: Spelling error, but liberals mislead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Actually, if you read that post, you'll see that it doesn't cite specific sources. It cites sources, alright, but none that say that Bush said it was imminent.

    He in fact argued the opposite of that, and said we can't wait until the threat is imminent, and we need to go in now.

    The thing that's quoted in the link you gave actually backs that up.

    This has been proven over and over to be a liberal meme that just can't stick, because it's a lie. Instapundit even points out to a guy that got a retraction from a "journalist" that tried that.

    - ac

    "Fox News brings out both liberals and conservatives to state their views on a daily basis. You have to wait for the weekend to get that from the broadcast news organizations... and even then you don't always hear the conservative side of things" - Rich Powell

  259. Interesting extrapolation by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Amazing how you were able to make a judgement on my field of study and understanding of statistics, based on zero evidence. I was obviously defending myself from the poster - who was making a subtle ad hominem attack on me - not an inductive conclusion on Fox viewership based on my own education.

    Judge [sic] by your inability to understand statistics, I'm guess [sic] it's in a field that doesn't involve any actual maths [sic] or science.

    Judging by your illiteracy, I'm guessing English isn't your field of study.

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    1. Re:Interesting extrapolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's business, isn't it? Go study something ... respectable. Thanks. Then you won't confuse a single data point with a statistically significant sample *again*. Retard.

      Judging by your illiteracy, I'm guessing English isn't your field of study.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=maths

      Fucking Jesus, you're an idiot ... do you even have a job?

  260. Re: Spelling error, but Faux News truly misleads by deanj · · Score: 1

    And this article shows what's really been going on with this whole "imminent threat" argument.