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Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies

tetrad writes "Berkeley Breathed is creating a new Sunday comic strip, according to the Washington Post. The half-page comic strip will feature Opus the penguin from Breathed's Bloom County and Outland series, and will begin Nov. 23."

350 comments

  1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts

  2. Opus! by windowpain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Opus flies again!

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    1. Re:Opus! by harley_frog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sardine ice cream sundaes for everyone!

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    2. Re:Opus! by ctid · · Score: 1

      "May I beg the court for a headwind?"

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    3. Re:Opus! by fubar1971 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Time to fire up the Banana 2000!

    4. Re:Opus! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Sardine ice cream sundaes for everyone!"

      I believe that he would prefer pickled herring over the sardines....

      :-)

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    5. Re:Opus! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Scotch and Asparagus?

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    6. Re:Opus! by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good Evening Mr. President. Shall we dust Moscow?

    7. Re:Opus! by John+Zebedee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I suppose that lox up the fish jokes!

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    8. Re:Opus! by Illbay · · Score: 1

      He would prefer either to being eaten by a killer whale.

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    9. Re:Opus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I can't say it wouldn't be appealing to bring back Opus to the Sunday pages," Breathed told those gathered, according to Editor & Publisher. "It was painful to sit through the war without a public voice."

      Great. Just what we need, another left wingnut, tree hugging, don't eat the moo-cows wacko back in the comic strips.

    10. Re:Opus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, who cares? The guy started out as a second-rate Doonsebury clone when Trudeau went on his sabbatical and never progressed beyond that level. "Outland" was incredibly bad, in a pretentious "I'm a true artist" way, and did so poorly he was eventually forced to bring in the Bloom County crew.

      At least this time, he's acknowledging from the start he can't get any interest without his old line-up. Not that it's gonna make a difference. Oh, well, maybe he can sell some T-shirts on Cafe Press...

    11. Re:Opus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES!!!

    12. Re:Opus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your still pissed about the "Honkey Trek :The White Flight" thing?

  3. Breathed is back? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think I speak for all of Berkeley's loyal fans when I say:

    Ack! Thpppt!

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    1. Re:Breathed is back? by jerryasher · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sun is losing marketshare to Linux.

      Joy is leaving Sun. Pic shows long hair.

      Breathed is coming back, with a Penguin. Pic shows long hair.

      Do I have to spell it out for you?

    2. Re:Breathed is back? by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Back in about 1984 my cousin got her driver's license. I was there when she discussed her desire for a "vanity" plate to be put on the old beat up jeep she was going to be given. She wanted it to say "ACK THPT" since that would fit nicely on the plates of the time. Her father insisted that this would be a stupid move, since you would be stuck with it for a long time, and what it the comic was no longer popular? He insisted that Bloom County was a passing fad, like Garfield. Interestingly, Garfield is the big thing now. Never will understand that.

      She didn't get the plate. I can only imagine now how satisfying it would be to have and old black text on white background plate saying "ACK THPT". What a lost opportunity.

    3. Re:Breathed is back? by cosmo_the_third · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ack! Thpppt!

      Yes, Opus is back. But Bill was the one who made that noise. Opus' sensitivity and trusting nature made him a great center to both Bloom County and Outland, but without the cool intellectuality of Milo Bloom and the brash, unfounded self-confidence of uberfratboy Steve Dallas, can Opus have the same soft-hearted appeal?

      I found that the strength of Bloom County was its in the way each member of its cast provided their own unique intimacy to the strip. Things like Binkley's anxeity closet and Portnoy and Hodge's satirical reiterations of contentious political issues. The diversity of characters in the strip was also unprecendented, from African-Americans (Oliver Wendell Holmes, Rosalinda) who, unlike black characters in other strips, namely Peanuts, were actually of their own ethnicity, to the wheelchair-bound 'Nam vet Cutter John.

      I'm just as psyched as anyone to see Opus back in the comic pages, but what I'm really hoping to see is the return of the foils that made his world so memorable.

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    4. Re:Breathed is back? by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Ack! Thpppt!

      Will we see Billy and the Boingers!!!! make a comeback tour on the new strip? Opus bangin away on the tuba was most punk. Very cool.

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    5. Re:Breathed is back? by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 5, Informative

      The diversity of characters in the strip was also unprecendented, from African-Americans (Oliver Wendell Holmes, Rosalinda) who, unlike black characters in other strips, namely Peanuts, were actually of their own ethnicity, to the wheelchair-bound 'Nam vet Cutter John.

      JONES... Oliver Wendell JONES...

      Oliver Wendell Holmes was a famous poet.

      Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. was a famous lawyer.

      Oliver Wendell Jones was a famous young hacker with a Banana Jr. computer.

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    6. Re:Breathed is back? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Interestingly, Garfield is the big thing now. Never will understand that.

      Garfield is insanely stupid, and this _is_ America. Two dots, easy to connect.

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    7. Re:Breathed is back? by cosmo_the_third · · Score: 1

      My bad. Namesakes are confusing to me. My family has simplifed things by naming everyone "Cosmo"

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    8. Re:Breathed is back? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Banana Jr PC 6000, if I remember rightly. And it's butt was ok, after the bump in the wagon.

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    9. Re:Breathed is back? by TCaptain · · Score: 1

      Now with TINT control!

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    10. Re:Breathed is back? by kzinti · · Score: 1

      Billy and the Boingers? I want the return of Deathtongue(with umlaut).

    11. Re:Breathed is back? by yerfatma · · Score: 1

      U Stink. But I love you.

    12. Re:Breathed is back? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Garfield is popular worldwide. I know, hard to believe.

    13. Re:Breathed is back? by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Funny
      And the most important feature of all....

      an OFF switch!

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    14. Re:Breathed is back? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Garfield is the big thing now. Never will understand that.

      Now? Try 1982. I discovered Garfield around 1980... but by the time it was really big, I had become rather tired of it, because after the mid 80's or so, he seemed to have run out of ideas, and was just recycling everything.

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    15. Re:Breathed is back? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      It is still popular amongst children in the US.

    16. Re:Breathed is back? by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I couldn't agree more. Where the hell is Milo? You'd think there would be a VH1 special on him now.

    17. Re:Breathed is back? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      I know it was popular in the early 80's. Just wait until the live/CGI movie comes out soon and you'll see what I mean.

    18. Re:Breathed is back? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Oh. I guess it was bound to happen.

      After all, they did "Rocky and Bullwinkle", which while it wasn't a great movie, was very true to the original. And the casting was good for Fearless Leader and Boris and Natasha.

      But of course, Garfield has no plot. It's just eating lasagna and tormenting Odie. I have to say that Jim Davis pretty much introduced cynicism to the funnies (Doonesbury usually residing on the editorial page), but I think he ran out of steam pretty fast.

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    19. Re:Breathed is back? by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      L-I-N-U-X H-I-P-P-I-E-S :)

    20. Re:Breathed is back? by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      How many of you out there have the two Billy and the Boingers songs that were released?

    21. Re:Breathed is back? by Maple+Leafs · · Score: 1

      Yes, Opus is back. But Bill was the one who made that noise. Opus' sensitivity and trusting nature made him a great center to both Bloom County and Outland, but without the cool intellectuality of Milo Bloom and the brash, unfounded self-confidence of uberfratboy Steve Dallas, can Opus have the same soft-hearted appeal?

      Given how quickly many of the Bloom County characters showed up in Outland (remember, it was supposed to be a brand new strip centered around Ronald-Ann at first), I'd say the odds are pretty good that the others will make an appearance before too long.

      Let's just hope it's the cool, lady-killer Steve and not the wimpy Liberal one who was zapped by alines.

    22. Re:Breathed is back? by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Tell me she didn't miss out on her second chance, when the dot com boom happened. ACKTHPT.COM is hers, right?

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    23. Re:Breathed is back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breathed is a guy, you dope...

    24. Re:Breathed is back? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Oliver Wendell Jones was a famous young hacker with a Banana Jr. computer

      "Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Bank of America is about to go belly up!"

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    25. Re:Breathed is back? by yerfatma · · Score: 1

      I lost that stupid record a long time ago (though I know one or two people who still have theirs). I found "U Stink" on Napster long ago. Couldn't find "But I'm a Boinger" at the time and I hadn't think to look since.

    26. Re:Breathed is back? by amembrane · · Score: 1

      On square vinyl.

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    27. Re:Breathed is back? by senahj · · Score: 1

      >[ Garfield's ] Jim Davis pretty much introduced cynicism to the funnies

      You are apparently too young to remember Walt Kelly's masterpiece
      _Pogo_ comic strips during the McCarthy era, and then during Nixon.
      Does the phrase "We have met the enemy and he is us" ring a bell?

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    28. Re:Breathed is back? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      And the most important feature of all....

      an OFF switch!


      This doesn't compare to the wide variety of advanced hosting accounts you can find. Scroll about 3/4 of the way down to 759-09 and prepare to bust a gut.

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    29. Re:Breathed is back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think America is so stupid I'd be glad to contribute towards your one way ticket to somewhere else (where all the really smart @sses err.. I mean people like you live)

    30. Re:Breathed is back? by jerryasher · · Score: 1

      Thanks to any moderator that gives me that loving karma.

      But why would you moderate my parent post up as Interesting?

      Clearly I have failed as an author.

    31. Re:Breathed is back? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I'm not _that_ young, but.. I was being pretty stupid when I made that comment, however, I would include Pogo with Doonesbury in that regard... I was thinking more about "funnies" being the light, funny strips that are not making commentary. (Ironically, "Bloom County" did both... although I enjoyed it much more in the earlier years than the latter... after about 1987 he stopped doing the longer stories, and basically let the whole backdrop of Bloom County (even so far as to merely drawing surrealistic backgrounds) and the supporting characters all fell by the wayside until there were just a few central characters (Opus, Milo, Binkley, Ronald Ann, etc) whereas characters like Senator Bedfellow, Limekiller, Milo's editor, Mrs. Lipschultz, Oliver's parents (i.e., the adults) disappeared.

      Clearly Pogo and Doonesbury predated Garfield by decades, but Garfield's contemporaries in the "funnies" as defined above were things like "Peanuts", "Beatle Bailey", "Hi and Lois", "B.C." (very intelligent, but not really cynical, Wiley notwithstanding)...

      See, I can rationalize my statement pretty well... :-)

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    32. Re:Breathed is back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(Ironically, "Bloom County" did both... although I enjoyed it much more in the earlier years than the latter... after about 1987 he stopped doing the longer stories, and basically let the whole backdrop of Bloom County (even so far as to merely drawing surrealistic backgrounds) and the supporting characters all fell by the wayside until there were just a few central characters (Opus, Milo, Binkley, Ronald Ann, etc) whereas characters like Senator Bedfellow, Limekiller, Milo's editor, Mrs. Lipschultz, Oliver's parents (i.e., the adults) disappeared."

      You did notice the strip changed it's name to Outland back when it went to a small cast and surreal backgrounds?

  4. Whaa? by Narphorium · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why does the page repeatedly reload when viewed in Mozilla Firebird? Is it trying to slashdot itself?

    1. Re:Whaa? by basingwerk · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but your post makes a lot more sense than Ack! Thpppt!

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  5. Questionable by Tebriel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This makes me very happy. Except what exactly does "'Opus' will run on Sundays only and will fill half a page in the comics section" mean?

    A half a page? How likely will this be picked up by papers if it's half a freaking page? I'd love to see it, but that may be asking too much from papers.

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    1. Re:Questionable by Fesh · · Score: 1

      He probably did the deal directly with the Washington Post. Savvy move on their part as I'm now considering getting a subscription... Ack indeed.

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    2. Re:Questionable by bricriu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember, this is a man whose abrupt departure in '87 gave heart attacks to the comic page editors (if such things exist) of 1,300 papers... and a man who could command a Sunday-only strip several years ago that, IIRC, took up about 1/3 of a page.

      Considering the dismal state of printed-page comics today, I'm not surprised that many would leap at the chance to put a Sure Thing back in, even at that space-cost. Breathed's bargaining from strength and he knows it.

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    3. Re:Questionable by TrippTDF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keep in mind-

      1) Bloom County was WILDLY popular, and I'm sure that a lot of people will pick it up again, unthinking

      2) Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes) pulled it off quite well, and he didn't loose too many papers when he went to half-page

      3) Brethead says in the article that he missed having a public voice. He's not a quiet kind of guy, and I'm sure that he will get himself in a winder distribution than just a few papers

      4) He's got a Bloom County website, and since he IS trying to reach a larger audience, I'll bet the strip will be online as well. I don't think he's doing this for money. He MUST have cleaned up in the eighties.

      SHOOT THE #$^#@ LAWYERS! MORE SKIN ON HBO! L.H. PUTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING FOR THE TUB!

    4. Re:Questionable by fussman · · Score: 1

      nice sig

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    5. Re:Questionable by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      That's half of a SUNDAY page - just like Blondie and Peanuts. Not so unusual.

    6. Re:Questionable by johny_qst · · Score: 1

      That makes two of us.... if one of the locals here doesn't pick up the syndication on it. I'd do almost anything to get a regular dose of opus and co. again. Now if only there could be a Calvin and Hobbes return to glory tour.

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    7. Re:Questionable by fermion · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Bloom County was wildly popular. The switch was his decision, and we were all quite sad to see it go. If i remember correctly, Breathed was trying to do three things when he switched from Bloom County to Outland. First, he did not want the hassle of the daily strip. He told many the tale of his frantic late nights and last minute work on plane trips to deliver copy to his publisher. Second, he was protesting the fact that newspapers were shrinking comic strip to barely legible form. It was impossible to make out the text much less the artwork. Third, he wanted to concentrate more on the artwork: larger vistas, more detail.

      In the middle of this, he also wanted to leave Bloom Country behind. He focus shifted from a white male adolescent to black female pre-adolescent. The animal shifted from a flightless motherless waterfowl and drugged garfield parody to a cynical mickey mouse parody and his pal. Unfortunately Breathed could not make the strip work, so he had to reintroduce opus and bill, which then became a product line of plush animals, greeting cards, and the like.

      So the fact that the new strip concentrates on Opus and Bill is not surprising, though somewhat disappointing. Breathed drawing did become very good at the end, so I have high hopes for that. The only problem I see is that Bloom Country originated from a college paper, and the college crowd continued to be the core audience. I don't know how well his work will be received by the general audience or the current generation that grew up without exposure to his work. i hope that he will make the strip available to campus papers. Although most would not run it sunday, they could repeat it on Monday

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    8. Re:Questionable by chiph · · Score: 1

      A half a page? How likely will this be picked up by papers if it's half a freaking page? I'd love to see it, but that may be asking too much from papers.

      If my paper wants to keep my subscription, they will.

      Chip H.

    9. Re:Questionable by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is why he is going back to newspaper. He could go online and completely do his own thing.

    10. Re:Questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      16 years difference.
      When Clear Channel owns your newspaper it won't have Breathed...

    11. Re:Questionable by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Because there's still more money in newspapers, and if you're the one who's responsible for selling newspapers, you've got them bent over, perhaps?

    12. Re:Questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Opus and Bill were a line of plush animals and greeting cards far before Outland came out. In fact, I'd say that the whole Bloom County merchandizing was on the way down by the time Outland hit the papers.

      But I am disappointed as well that he's coming at it again with Bill and Opus. Rehashes are never quite the same...although the political climate is similar to the early to mid 80s and we do need more political satire at the national level nowadays.

      It is sad that we're having to look forward to a comic strip to provide this sort of thought at the national level rather than an actual political party with a platform and leaders.

    13. Re:Questionable by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      If you'll look through some of your comics, both Breathed's and Watterson's (Calvin and Hobbs) comics have occasionally created comics centered around the shrinking size of the American comic strip. If I'm remembering aright Breathed's were usually a bit more pointed, while Wattersons were more typically self depreciating.

      I think Breathed getting half a page is wonderful. While I love the bloom county and outland strips, Breathed's childrens books are beautiful. With more space, I would expect that Breathed will not only make us laugh, but be often profound in that offhanded way that only comics can.

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    14. Re:Questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      true, opus and bill were the leader of the merchandising. I have a number of t-shirts, animals, etc somewhere that are mostly those two characters. I believe most of these were put out under lisence of the strip through entities like the washington post writers group.

      However, at some point the two characters became a product line called 'Opus n' Bill'. The one example I can easily lay my hands on is copyright 1994 by Breathed, licensed by universal and Amblin, and distributed by American Greetings.

    15. Re:Questionable by buckminster · · Score: 1

      About 15 years ago I was at Disneyland on a family trip hanging around a gift shop waiting for various family members to buy whatever . . .

      Intense boredom was about to crush me when, suddenly, I noticed a Bill The Cat plush toy sitting on a table amidst various Disney characters. Needless to say, Bill really stood out in that environment. Given the fact that there was no other Bloom County merchandise around, I've always assumed that someone just left it there as a twisted inside joke.

      I guess my point is, not all plush animals are bad. Or maybe my point is that Bill The Cat was so great he survived the plush animal treatment while keeping his integrity intact. Or maybe . . . nevermind. I'm just happy to hear that Opus and co. are returning.

  6. Blech! by Democritus2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bill the Cat better be coming as well. "through the sewer slime and stinky, george bush is a twinkie" Originally written for the first George Bush, but should apply to this President as well. Horray!

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    1. Re:Blech! by Farrside · · Score: 1

      Opus wrote the part about Bush- Steve Dallas called him on the carpet for it, and Opus said, "DARN my social conscience!"

    2. Re:Blech! by glenrm · · Score: 1

      I think he also wrote the line Don't look now I think supply side economics is working. Or something like that, does anybody remember the correct quote.

    3. Re:Blech! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Milo to Portnoy on "The Great LaRoush(sp) Toad-Frog Massacre"

      (para)
      Milo pointed out that there was no reason to think he had wiped out supply-side Republicans. There was in fact a good chance that they were LaRousch(sp) Democrats.

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  7. Acccckkkkkthhhbhh by shaijay · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I hope bill the cat comes back too!

  8. A start by Salo2112 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A nice start, but I want Calvin and Hobbes back. :-)

    1. Re:A start by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      That and Far Side...most papers in my area that carried it replaced it with that shitty knock-off "Close to Home" (www.ucomics.com).

    2. Re:A start by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear! A closed Calvin and Hobbes canon was one of the worst tragedies to ever occur.

    3. Re:A start by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Yeah, bwoke my little heart... although I respect watterson for the way he did it. Rather than have the art compromised, he stopped doing it.

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  9. Opus Comeback! by Dieppe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember the Breathed "retired" oh so many years ago, but I wonder if this comeback is like many 60's and 70's band "comeback tours"... that is to say he's found that he needs the money and there is still (somehow) enough interest out there to him to milk...?

    1. Re:Opus Comeback! by foolish · · Score: 3, Informative

      He's actually a fairly successful children's book writer, a fact mentioned in the Ask /. that was done close to a year ago, IIRC.

    2. Re:Opus Comeback! by alanhunt · · Score: 1

      But who wouldn't pay to see "Billy and the Boingers" back on the road again?

    3. Re:Opus Comeback! by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 2, Funny
      [is there] still (somehow) enough interest out there to him to milk...?

      My first thought, being a long-time Breathed fan, was to reply with "Milk me, Berkeley Breathed, milk me with everything you've got!"

      Yet somehow, despite being a perfectly valid response on a syntactic level, I can't help thinking that I'd be violating at least half a dozen indecency laws... ;-)

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    4. Re:Opus Comeback! by russellh · · Score: 1
      I remember the Breathed "retired" oh so many years ago, but I wonder if this comeback is like many 60's and 70's band "comeback tours"... that is to say he's found that he needs the money and there is still (somehow) enough interest out there to him to milk...?

      Based on the evolution of his themes, I'd say he fell in love, had kids, had enough money to take time off to devote to them in their early years, (writing kids' books as a creative outlet) Now they are old enough that he can get working regularly. Just my speculation holding a sleeping 4 month old on my shoulder as I type this.

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    5. Re:Opus Comeback! by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      He writes kids books?? Sweet, I'm ordering those tonight. My son has a birthday coming up.....

      "You have a few new books to pick your bedtime story from...."

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    6. Re:Opus Comeback! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't "milk me" work better with Liberty Meadows?

      Apologies to those who don't get the inside joke.

  10. Huzzah! by Tsunamio · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now the 10 dollar question: will it have just Opus, or will it have just about all the characters? As I recall, Outland started with just Opus and the other characters found their way in until it was basically a Sunday Bloom County with weirder backgrounds.

    1. Re:Huzzah! by invid · · Score: 1

      While Bloom County was my favorite all-time comic, I wasn't all that impressed by Outland. Bloom County was great for running gags that developed over days. You just can't have that in a Sunday only comic strip.

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    2. Re:Huzzah! by Fesh · · Score: 4, Informative

      No flame intended, but it wasn't about Opus at all in the beginning. He showed up as a running gag and managed to steal the show... *shrug* More power to 'im.

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    3. Re:Huzzah! by thenightfly42 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Outland seemed like a "sophmore slump" album, where the artist decides it is time to make a statement rather than just be entertaining, and fails to do either.

    4. Re:Huzzah! by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was Ronald Ann, or Ronalda, or whatever her name was. Her parents, so the story goes, named her after Ronald Reagan... mixed-up parents.

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    5. Re:Huzzah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Correction: Opus started as a side character in Bloom County ("Two dips and a dad"), but was the main character in the "Outland" follow-up strip from the very beginning.

    6. Re:Huzzah! by Alan · · Score: 1

      He turned into the main character of Bloom County though after a while. I think basically the character took hold and turned into the focus of the strip, much like the dust puppy did in userfriendly.

    7. Re:Huzzah! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Actually, Outland started with just Ronald-Ann from the Bloom County strip, plus Mortimer Mouse and few other all-new characters. But it wasn't long before Opus and the rest made their way in.

    8. Re:Huzzah! by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I dunno 'about that. I like Dust Puppy (in fact, I have a doll on top of my monitor thanks to a really cool co-worker), but I think the overall focus is still on Greg, Pitr, etc.

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    9. Re:Huzzah! by Fesh · · Score: 1

      Duh. My bad. Missed the fact that the poster in question was talking about Outland. I tend to disregard Outland as Berke being fed up and not putting much effort into what he was doing... So when one talks Opus & Co., I end up automatically thinking Bloom County and not Outland.

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    10. Re:Huzzah! by Snowdrake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was always a little disappointed with just how quickly Mort and Tim (and eventually even Ronald-Ann, who was supposed to be the central character) disappeared from the strip.

      The one I don't understand (in the same Onion interview that the Wash Post cited) is his insistence that there's no real value in his old strips today. Quite the contrary, I think editorial cartoons can be one of the most effective ways of learning and reviewing history, and damn fun too. But maybe I'm biased because Bloom County documents a portion of my life where my political awareness was largely due to the funnies.

    11. Re:Huzzah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Notice to (some) slashdot folks: Being an asshole doesn't make you look any smarter

      Yeah well, having a doll on your monitor doesn't make you look any cooler, either.

    12. Re:Huzzah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but Opus was *not* the main character in "Outland" at the beginning.

  11. Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by ausoleil · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's good to hear that a wry voice from the 80's will be back in the Sunday comics. Ever since Bill Watterson quit drawing/writing Calvin and Hobbes, and Bloom County disappeared, the comics haven't been the same IMO.

    Now, if only Watterson would get inspired to further the adventures of Calvin, there would be some ubiquity in the "Intellectual Section" of the daily fishwrap!

  12. Good by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We could really use some better comic strips (especially ones with penguins in them).

    I really missed the days of the Far Side. Non-sequiter is pretty good. And I don't need to say anything about Dilbert. But the rest of the comics suck. Maybe I'm just getting old. But it seems like comics used to be much better. I hope this one helps with the comeback of good comics.

    I've never seen this Opus before, but I think Tux could take him.

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    1. Re:Good by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Most of the comic strips I read this days are net-comics or the internet-accessible versions of newspaper comics... I don't think I've bought a newspaper in years. Sure, I've read the odd one or two left lying around work, but that's it.

      I remember when I was in high school, I'd read the comics first, then go back and check the headlines. Now, I can get all my news from other sources, and my comic strip fix online. If I can get an LJ feed of this new strip, that would make my day...

      Kierthos

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    2. Re:Good by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try This Modern World. The archive links are on the left.

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    3. Re:Good by aWalrus · · Score: 1

      Most of the comic strips I read this days are net-comics

      You could give mine a try =)

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    4. Re:Good by tympanic · · Score: 1
      I have a hard time thinking that Tux can take a guy (ok, penguin) with a nose that big, wearing leather and spikes, and playing rhythm tuba in a band named Deathtongue.

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    5. Re:Good by xtermz · · Score: 1

      i originally thought "oh crap, not another crappy comic by somebody that is not really funny", but yours is pretty good.

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    6. Re:Good by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      You are probably speaking of plain naked Tux. I've seen Tux wearing some scary looking metal himself, including cowboy hat and spurs, rocket launcher, and grenades. I've also seen a giant Tux (~1000 ft tall) I suppose it all depends on which versions of the penguins are having it out.

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    7. Re:Good by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      may I humbly recommend pearls before swine?

      not the greatest comic strip ever penned, but we ususally get a good chuckle when we thumb thru the comics during a break.

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    8. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear president bush,

      There are 192 countries.

      So far, you have only bombed two.

      Even if you win re-election, you only have 65 months left in office.

      If we are to get them all, you will need to bomb three per month from here on out.

      For us to sustain that kind of pace, you will need to stop wasting time asking the U.N and Congress for approval. They are silly girly-girls.

      P.S. If we have extra time, I suggest hitting France more than once.

    9. Re:Good by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      But the rest of the comics suck.

      Hey! Not Get Fuzzy. Get Fuzzy kicks ass.

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    10. Re:Good by aWalrus · · Score: 1

      thanks =)

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  13. There's an Oliver Wendell Jones in every geek by YetAnotherName · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Outstanding news. I grew up with Bloom County, finding Doonesbury too off-topic for my young and yet geeky pursuits. BC had the same level of text, yet was a lot more accessible.

    After all, what aspiring young hacker, typing BASIC programs into a TRS-80 at the local Radio Shack, wouldn't be inspired by Oliver Wendell Jones?

    1. Re:There's an Oliver Wendell Jones in every geek by arth1 · · Score: 1
      utstanding news. I grew up with Bloom County, finding Doonesbury too off-topic for my young and yet geeky pursuits. BC had the same level of text, yet was a lot more accessible.

      After all, what aspiring young hacker, typing BASIC programs into a TRS-80 at the local Radio Shack, wouldn't be inspired by Oliver Wendell Jones?


      Do I spot a slight anachronism here? TRS-80's were way before Bloom County and Doonesbury were syndicated, IIRC.

      My early days of programming were inspired by the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers -- do anyone else remember that pulp? :-)

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    2. Re:There's an Oliver Wendell Jones in every geek by barakn · · Score: 1

      YDNRC. Trudeau started penning Doonesbury in 1970 and had won a Pulitzer by 1975. The first TRS-80 came out in 1977. Bloom County started in syndication in 1980. TRS-80s were made until at least 1986. But yeah, the FFFBs! It's all a haze, man....

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    3. Re:There's an Oliver Wendell Jones in every geek by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do I spot a slight anachronism here? TRS-80's were way before Bloom County and Doonesbury were syndicated, IIRC.

      I think you are right, though TRS-80's were used in schools for a long time after they became obsolete. I recall taking a computer class in 1990-1991, and we used TRS-80's.

      Though the poster was talking about Radio Shack, and not schools...

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    4. Re:There's an Oliver Wendell Jones in every geek by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

      Anachronism, eh? Dang old age (and beer)...keeps messing up all the memories! From now on, I'm not celebrating any more birthdays, and I'm drinking only gin.

  14. Opus is Back! by Silwenae · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is great news.

    I started collecting all of the Bloom County books just over 2 years ago. (Only 2 books left to go!)

    It was amazing re-reading all of these again and how many topics written in the 80's are still topical today - especially the strips with political overtones.

    And the timing couldn't be better - going into a presidential primary next year. Will Opus get sucked into running again? :)

    Mr. Breathed's comment in the article about not having a public voice through the war - it will be great to have that voice back in the comics.

    Of course, now they'll have to shrink the comic pages down another 30% to fit a new comic in.

    1. Re:Opus is Back! by Enry · · Score: 1

      Of course, now they'll have to shrink the comic pages down another 30% to fit a new comic in.

      Given the current state of comics, I'd give Breathed the entire comics section if he asked.

    2. Re:Opus is Back! by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      It was amazing re-reading all of these again and how many topics written in the 80's are still topical today -
      especially the strips with political overtones


      The Boondocks (another great strip) has remarked on just that.

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    3. Re:Opus is Back! by m0smithslash · · Score: 1
      I have been re-reading the comic books I bought back in the day. Many of the Bloom Counties could easily run today and be just as timely as when they were first written. It especially helps that there is a George Bush in the White House.

      There is one where Oliver creates a transporter devices and show his dad who asks "Can you put George Bush in the White House?" and Oliver responds he can't perform miralces.

      My co-hort in cubieville sloth has mentioned that the Breathed-one has been doing kids books and highly recommends them. My daughter has an Opus family: three sizes of stuffed Opuses (Opi?); the daddy, the mommy and the baby Opus.

      Welcome back Opus.

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  15. I'm so happy..... by hetairoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm taking the rest of the day off to go romp through a dandelion patch!

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    1. Re:I'm so happy..... by MadChicken · · Score: 1

      Romping is fine. Just NO SNORTING!!!

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    2. Re:I'm so happy..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do NOT snort the dandelions!!!!

    3. Re:I'm so happy..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It leads one down the path to penguin lust?

  16. hmmm. by cypherwise · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    From the desk of Evil McBride:

    Dear Mr. Berkely Breathed,
    "Opus" the penguin is currently property of SCO Inc. Please, come sign our amnesty form and delete all images and shred all drawings of this character. Additionally, you will be neuralized to ensure that you never think of our beloved Opus again. Furthermore, if you somehow do manage do succomb to even the most minimal thought of Opus we will kidnap your first born and hold him/her hostage and force him/her to watch "Strangers With Candy" until he/she becomes insane and delusional or until your central neural unit dissolves all meaning of the word "Opus".
    Thank you for your cooperation.

  17. Great. by Tofino · · Score: 1

    Outland started out as a good concept, and then morphed back into Bloom County over 6 months as Breathed realized he had nothin' for the new characters. How long until Steve Dallas, Bill the Cat, etc. return? And is "oop ack!" really still funny? I know it sounds curmudgeonly, but the only Berke Breathed I like is the one that drew the first 3 years of Bloom County. After that, it was really touch-and-go. 'Course, there's "Gene Simmons Never Had A Banana 2000", so I'm an utter hypocrite.

    1. Re:Great. by w.p.richardson · · Score: 1
      And is "oop ack!" really still funny?

      Yes, yes it is. Nerd credentials require it to be so.

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  18. Yay! much rejoicing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh joy, oh rapture, oh frabish day caloo clay (or how ever that is spelled)

  19. Don't forget ... by invid · · Score: 1

    The Far Side!

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  20. Oliver by mstout · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Oliver and his Banana 2000 will be back too.

    1. Re:Oliver by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      I never left.

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    2. Re:Oliver by Beaker1 · · Score: 1

      Er, it was the Bananna Junior 9000

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  21. Bloom County was my political primer by handsome+devil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm looking foreward to getting back in the know in regards to American politics. Everything I knew about 80's politics, I learned from Opus and Bill (hmm...a possible explanation for my leftist leanings). Can you blame me? I was 10 and it was more interesting than the news.

    1. Re:Bloom County was my political primer by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

      Hear hear, my good man! I'd say that Bloom County influenced my political thinking almost as much as anything when I was younger. I loved the way he could comment on politics and nail the whole thing in an incredibly playful way...

    2. Re:Bloom County was my political primer by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      What really amazed me was that Breathed used his comic to openly criticize the War on Drugs quite eloquently at a time when such sentiments were extremely unpopular. Heck, they're extremely unpopular now.

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    3. Re:Bloom County was my political primer by splatter · · Score: 1

      Yup mine to. I remember even as a kid being amazed by his ability to pen Mr J, and get away with that entire pro-legalization plot line.

      Opus & Mr J for prez!!
      DP

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  22. Great art!! by harrkev · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Besides his great sense of humor, Bloom County was also outstanding in that each an every strip was a masterpiece of art. I don't mean to knock Dilbert, but if you compare the quality of artwork, Dilbert could have been drawn by a 4-year-old kid (but I do love the humor of Scott Adams).

    About the only other strip with comparable artwork is Doonesbury.

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    1. Re:Great art!! by PsionicMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget Calvin & Hobbes. In the regular, reality-based strips, the artistic skill was subtle (but still very evident). However, in the ones where Calvin daydreams about dinosaurs, Spaceman Spiff, etc, it really shows. And then if you buy the books, and look at the watercolor illustrations he did (to add value to a book full of strips you'd already read in the paper), it's just stunning. Great stuff.

      And then to tie this all together and make it a bit more on topic, here's a quote from The Onion AV Club's interview with Berkeley (at http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3728/avfeature _3728.html ):

      O: People frequently compare you to Bill Watterson, I think in part because both your strips centered on a sense of whimsy, but also because your work left them with few comparisons. Do you think there's a valid parallel?

      BB: No. He was the real thing. I was just scampering nude through the aisles before anybody could kick me out. Garry Trudeau was our greatest satirist in the second half of the century. Crazy ol' Bill Watterson created the purest comic strip, after Peanuts, probably. Or before Peanuts became a shadow. Bless him for quitting at the top. It's not easy.

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  23. Re:fp by jat850 · · Score: 1

    Obviously the moderators are not fans of Berkeley Breathed or his strips at all, or they MAY have realized that this is not "Offtopic" at all.

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  24. The most important question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did Oliver Wendell Jones go the route of BananOSX or Bananux?

  25. Harry Knowles is a big, fat, red-headed idiot by Bonker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Harry Knowles, editor in chief of the Web's Ain't It Cool News and an avid fan of newspaper comics. "I think there's been three great strips that have gone away over the last five, 10 years that I really miss: 'Bloom County,' 'Calvin and Hobbes' and 'The Far Side.' Those are the three strips that never should have ceased."

    These strips ended when they should have... ie... when their authors no longer felt inspired to write them and were growing bored with their work.

    Was Calvin and Hobbes one of the best comics ever? Yes. Was is miserably repetitive near the end and growing more and more unfunny? Sadly, yes. If it had continued on, it would have been nothing but a constant rehash of the same jokes and concepts with no new content... like Peanuts and Garfield both became.

    Outland was pretty miserable compared to Bloom County. I have high hopes for 'Opus', but I'm also a realist. It may be just as poor as Outland was, IMHO.

    Oh, Mr. Breathed. Two words, 'Web Comic'.

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    1. Re:Harry Knowles is a big, fat, red-headed idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, Mr. Breathed. Two words, 'Web Comic'.

      One of the funniest things I found on the web lately is Sexy Losers, which someone mentioned here on /.
      God that is sick shit, absolutely superb artwork and also hysterically funny. I can't remember another cartoon that had me laughing out loud so much before. Or maybe I'm just depraved.

      Anyways, check it out. Hmm, guess I better post this AC.

    2. Re:Harry Knowles is a big, fat, red-headed idiot by BRock97 · · Score: 1

      Was Calvin and Hobbes one of the best comics ever? Yes. Was is miserably repetitive near the end and growing more and more unfunny? Sadly, yes. If it had continued on, it would have been nothing but a constant rehash of the same jokes and concepts with no new content... like Peanuts and Garfield both became.

      While I agree with your comment, I do not believe it applies to Bloom County OR Outland. What the Peanuts and Garfields lacked and BC and O flourished was its ability to comment on current events. The content of the two latter would always remain current. Some of my favorite BC involved the whole animal testing at Mary Kay or any one political election from the 80's. Even Outland had its moments with the infamous "Human Fur Coat" cartoon early on to the whole Mortimer Mouse/Disney series which I thought was hilarious. One thing Mr. Breathed does extremely well is social commentary and it is something I have missed a great deal.

      Outland was pretty miserable compared to Bloom County. I have high hopes for 'Opus', but I'm also a realist. It may be just as poor as Outland was, IMHO.

      How so? The way I see it, where BC was a daily read, O had to become a once a week serial, and I think that affected the formula a great deal. I wouldn't say hurt, but it took some time to come into. I think by the end of the series, they had worked through a lot of those issues, and it was pretty strong (plus the appearances of Dallas and some of the other characters towards the end, something others have felt was an effort to bring back the comic, just added more in my opinion).

      Oh, Mr. Breathed. Two words, 'Web Comic'.

      We can still dream, can't we?

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    3. Re:Harry Knowles is a big, fat, red-headed idiot by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Outland is no where near as good as BC because it doesn't have any fire. BC gave us Milo for backbone and Steve Dallas as a strawman. The characters all worked well against each other. Outland lack that.

    4. Re:Harry Knowles is a big, fat, red-headed idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, you haven't been to his site lately, or reading his livejournal entries. He is no longer on keenspace, so just use this link.

      I'll post anonymously, too. No reason to have him set a bounty on my head just in case his site gets slashdotted. ;-)

  26. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by Tofino · · Score: 4, Informative

    Calvin returned in a film just a couple of years ago...

  27. The comics have always sucked by w.p.richardson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    in general terms, anyway.

    There have usually been a handful of decent comics, with a load of "dogs" as filler. Consider:

    Beetle Bailey...
    Marmaduke...
    Hi & Lois...
    Mary Worth...
    etc.

    These sucked when I was 5 years old, they suck now, and they will still be sucking when I turn 80.

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    1. Re:The comics have always sucked by Eq+7-2521 · · Score: 0

      Don't forget "Fred Basset"...

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    2. Re:The comics have always sucked by lavorgeous · · Score: 0

      Don't forget:
      Cathy
      Hagar the Horrible
      B.C.

      These guys are all still beating the same old tired themes/jokes to death.

    3. Re:The comics have always sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cathy is still around? Man did that suck.. I'm glad my paper doesn't have it.

    4. Re:The comics have always sucked by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll chime in with a few of my own:

      The Phantom
      Nancy

      The sad thing is that if you can find books of those two from during their heyday, they were damn good comic strips. With every single comic that has been listed so far, the strip long outlasted the life of their creators, and new artists have come along to prop up their strips' corpses like some sick publishing equivalent of "Weekend at Bernie's." I'm worried that one day someone will try to pick up Peanuts (even though the strip was never as good during its last two decades as it was in the old 60's collections that I have). It's sad enough to see the old strips still being rerun in my local papers rather than let some newcomer take a stab at success.

      I'm just glad that Pogo was allowed to retire gracefully and that Bill Watterson will never let Calvin and Hobbes be turned into the sort of undead shadow of itself that all the strips we've listed here have become.

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    5. Re:The comics have always sucked by kaszeta · · Score: 2, Informative
      With every single comic that has been listed so far, the strip long outlasted the life of their creators

      Not quite---the original poster's list includes Beetle Bailey. Mort Walker, who draws Beetle Bailey, is still alive and well.

      Not that I'm claiming that Beetle Bailey is funny... Just that you don't have to die for your comic strip to become moribund.

    6. Re:The comics have always sucked by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Beetle Bailey

      I have to disagree. "Beetle":"Dilbert" :: "Military":"Corporate life".

      There are some great modern cartoons, though:

      • Zits is a great look at adolescent life. I don't think I was Jeremy, but I certainly hung out with him.
      • If you have kids, Baby Blues is hilarious. My wife and I take turns pestering each other with "did you see it? That's us, isn't it?"
      • I've grown up with Michael from For Better Or For Worse. Seeing his wedding was almost like going to one of my friends'.

      None of those are cutting-edge political satires like Bloom County often was, or like Doonesbury used to be, but they're funny. In general, today's comics do suck, but there are certainly a few gems out there.

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    7. Re:The comics have always sucked by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Ouch. I didn't know that. I'd just always assumed that the original author had to be dead for it to be that trite and repetitive. Then again, there's always Garfield, which fell into a rut in the mid-80s, and I didn't list Brenda Starr or Snuffy Smith because I wasn't positive that their authors were dead too. They all belong on the cannonical list of Comics That Should Be Put To Pasture.

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    8. Re:The comics have always sucked by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      True, but often times they're not the main writers anymore, just the "brand name." This is not unlike how Jay Leno is a comedian in his own right, but doesn't write much of his material for his show.

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  28. Harry took the words out of my mouth by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    "I think there's been three great strips that have gone away over the last five, 10 years that I really miss: 'Bloom County,' 'Calvin and Hobbes' and 'The Far Side.' Those are the three strips that never should have ceased."

    If it wasn't for Dilbert, I'd just discard the comics with the 'magazine' and 'style' sections.

    Comics have gone the way of pop-music - only the acts who are blase' and 'easy to understand' are getting published.

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    1. Re:Harry took the words out of my mouth by marktoml · · Score: 1

      >Comics have gone the way of pop-music

      Oops! You dropped and 'o'.

  29. But what about the banana pc 2000? by Choco-man · · Score: 1, Funny

    imagine a cluster of those! banana cluster..oh, never mind.

  30. Harry Knowles commenting... by incompetent_bitch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why, oh why, is Harry Knowles commenting on this? Are they just getting anybody who has a semi-popular POS website to comment in in the Washington Post now? Can I get in on the action too? I can create a fake news site, drum up some quotes and get quoted in the Post - woohoo.

    1. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harry Knowles is the voice of the Internet. When authors want to know what the Internet thinks about something, they ask Harry Knowles.

    2. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Thjorska · · Score: 1

      All Hail Lord Knowles.

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    3. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would Harry Knowles do?

    4. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "I can create a fake news site, drum up some quotes and get quoted in the Post"

      Sure you can, you just need to get as many hits every day as AICN and then you're a somebody. Because if a lot of people listen to what you have to say, then it is important, even if it isn't.

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    5. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by psiphre · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new Harry Knowles overlord.

    6. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would Harry Knowles do?

      He'd eat:
      1. Two extra large pizzas with everything, extra anchovies
      2. Three 2 liter bottles of Coca-Cola Classic
      3. One dozen plain Krispy Kreme donuts
      4. One box of twinkies, deep fried
    7. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      ... and then your site makes the front page of Slashdot, which isn't quite the same as the cover of the Rolling Stone, but still --

      At least you get to test your hardware.

      Signing off and heading for the tub, indeed!

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      SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
    8. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in his internet rumor mills.

    9. Re:Harry Knowles commenting... by Thjorska · · Score: 1

      He'd eat:

      1. Two extra large pizzas with everything, extra anchovies
      2. Three 2 liter bottles of Coca-Cola Classic
      3. One dozen plain Krispy Kreme donuts
      4. One box of twinkies, deep fried

      And a partridge in a pear tree!
      --
      Current Karma Status: Roadkill
  31. From Harry Knowles by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1
    "I think there's been three great strips that have gone away over the last five, 10 years that I really miss: 'Bloom County,' 'Calvin and Hobbes' and 'The Far Side.' Those are the three strips that never should have ceased."
    Amen
    1. Re:From Harry Knowles by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      I can't agree that they shouldn't have ceased. _Calvin and Hobbes_ and _The Far Side_ were my two most favorite series ever and they went out on top. The worst thing I could imagine happening was some second-rate cartoonist being hired by the syndicate to continue the series because Watterson or Larson didn't have a say in the matter.

      They also chose the right time to get out before their creative energies had been depleted. Though I really enjoyed _Peanuts_ as a kid, decades of really similar strips and sometimes re-used gags detracted from the nostalgia.

      I wouldn't mind seeing some Pogo Possum panels though :D.

  32. Half Page? by dringess · · Score: 1, Informative
    Don't get me wrong -- Bloom was a great comic, but I think B.B. is smoking cat fur if he thinks any comic strip is important enough to warrant a half page.

    And even if my local rag doesn't pick it up, I will be happy as long as they continue to run Get Fuzzy, which features a combative cat and a dumb-as-a-rock pooch.

    1. Re:Half Page? by Shrubber · · Score: 1

      Given that the current comics that get published aren't worth whatever percentage of the page they get, I'd be more than willing to take a risk at it. I'm betting newspapers will as well, it's cutting out 3-4 syndication fees to pay only one, and that one has an instant fan base. Sure it could suck, it could tank, but I don't see how any newspaper is going to think they'd be any worse off if it happened.

  33. Obligatory. by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 0
    I'm a Bill the cat fan, you insensitive clod!


    *ducks*

    --

    "You know why you do not see me styling wit my homies? Because I have no homies!!" -Mojo Jojo

  34. Or... by JoeLinux · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No. User Friendly is NOT FUNNY. Ok?

      Amen.

      User Friendly is a Bloom County wanna-be. I've spend a lot of time reading UF, but I have yet to ever find anything that busted my gut as hard as Bloom County.

  35. Does this mean the Meadow Party runs by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1

    My absolute favorite Bloom County strips were when the meadow party ran for president. The Bill/Opus ticket. The last one I remember was in 88 - God I miss the meadow party

    --
    I have mod points and I am not afraid to use them
    1. Re:Does this mean the Meadow Party runs by krow · · Score: 1

      I still wear my "Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus" t-shirt every four years :)

      --
      You can't grep a dead tree.
    2. Re:Does this mean the Meadow Party runs by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      My absolute favorite Bloom County strips were when the meadow party ran for president.

      Remember when they were holding a caucus and Opus shouted "ISSUES! I think a campaign should be all about issues!"?

      The next panel had him tied upside down and gagged to a tree and wearing a sign reading "BLASPHEMER".

      Some things never change, do they?

  36. 1/2 a page huh? by billmaly · · Score: 1

    Well, space can easily be made by dumping the steaming turd that The Family Circus is. Geesh, shouldn't those kids have grown up by now, got addicted, rehabed, and on with their lives????

  37. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by ChrisDolan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    May I recommend Frazz to all Calvin & Hobbes fans? In my opinion, it has similar humor, wisdom and cuteness. It's my current favorite.

  38. Less excited here... by Otter · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As a kid I enjoyed Bloom County, and last year I snapped up a couple of the collections at a yard sale.

    From where I stand -- they just haven't held up. There are taped-up Far Side cartoons that I've passed in the hallway every day for years that I still laugh at. Far Side collections, Calvin & Hobbes, old Dilberts all still make me laugh. Bloom County turned out to be just a bunch of tossed-out references to '80's pop culture. 20 years later, it's as dated and forced as, say, brand new Doonesbury strips.

    We'll see, but I bet the best of today's strips (Zits, Foxtrot, Monty, Drabble) are going to look quite good by comparison.

    1. Re:Less excited here... by OWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bloom County turned out to be just a bunch of tossed-out references to '80's pop culture.

      Hmm, let's see here

      • A Republican in office: check
      • Rampant corporate and investment corruption: check
      • A proposed missile-defense system: check
      • John Poindexter-concieved schemes being considered/implemented by the government: check
      Sounds like 80's culture (and politics) is back "in" these days.

      -jdm

    2. Re:Less excited here... by SanLouBlues · · Score: 1

      You've just got to be angrier to enjoy it. Pearls Before Swine is a perfect example of a comic that gets funnier as the reader gets bitterer.

      And Zits can be funny occasionally, but jokes about a really tall teenager who eats a lot get redundant. Same for jokes about computer illiteracy, or a rare parrot that's actually a duck. (I don't know what Monty is)

    3. Re:Less excited here... by Otter · · Score: 1
      Hey, if you want to read "--- --- ----- Britney Spears and Napster!","---- --- --- Howard Dean!" be my guest. Like I said, I found it funny as a kid and tiresome as an adult.

      Although to give Breathed credit, he'd probably name-check Kazaa. It's Doonesbury that would have some "Aren't I hip?" reference to Napster.

    4. Re:Less excited here... by mforbes · · Score: 1

      I admit I'm a bit apprehensive myself (especially considering how much I disliked Outland), but I'm willing to grant a little credit:

      The reason that individual Far Side, Calvin & Hobbes, and Dilbert strips have stood the test of time is that they make little or no attempt to be current. Let's face it, single-panel jokes about dinosaurs going extinct because of smoking will still be amusing in another ten of twenty years. So will pointed barbs about the PHB and "Must... Control... Fist... of... Death". When taking the risk of being current, as Breathed did consistently in Bloom County, one is also taking the risk of becoming dated. So be it. His work when it's critical may point its aim at pop culture, but that's a good thing, not a bad thing.

      --

      Allegedly real newspaper headline from 1998:
      Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    5. Re:Less excited here... by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      There was a Bloom County (or was it Outland?) in the early days of the 'net dealing with life on the Information Highway. Bill the Cat was 'Road Kill'.

      --
      Mielipiteet omiani - Opinions personal, facts suspect.
    6. Re:Less excited here... by Maple+Leafs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From where I stand -- they just haven't held up. There are taped-up Far Side cartoons that I've passed in the hallway every day for years that I still laugh at. Far Side collections, Calvin & Hobbes, old Dilberts all still make me laugh. Bloom County turned out to be just a bunch of tossed-out references to '80's pop culture. 20 years later, it's as dated and forced as, say, brand new Doonesbury strips.

      Well, sure, but that's hardly fair. Calvin Hobbes was supposed to be timeless-- it was about childhood. Far Side was supposed to be timeless-- it was so bizarre that no frame of reference was required.

      But Bloom County's humour was tied into the world at the time-- not just current events, but the general North American attitude about the world. That's why it worked. That's what set it apart from comics like Family Circus or Marmaduke that can rerun strips from thirty years ago without anyone noticing.

      Some of the jokes in Bloom County won't hold up well now, sure. But try watching the Simpsons in 20 years and see how much of the humor holds up.

    7. Re:Less excited here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... I've been reading the reposted daily strips
      (www.mycomicspage.com sorry... paid subscription needed to view) and its amazing how relevant these strips are.... Some are more pop-culture, but the political commentary is scarily accurate. What does that say about us?

    8. Re:Less excited here... by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1
  39. Online, *please!* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Breathed or anyone involved is reading this, *please* let this see online distribution! We'll *pay!*

    $20/year - equivalent to the sale of a print collection to each reader. $20/6 months - two print sales, without the overhead. $10/month - *I'd still cough up.*

  40. I hope the rest has done him good by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As depressing as losing Bloom County was, Outland never came close to replacing it for me. It had lots of eye candy, but just wasn't that great a strip, IMO. OTOH, the books have been *awesome*. I reread the "kids' books" almost as often as I reread the books of all the Bloom County strips.

    I hope the time away from the comics has helped him get back to the place htat he should be, and the new strip will be as good as Bloom County.

    Now, where can I get a life sized Opus?

  41. This looks interesting by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where can I rip off his entire back catalogue for free?

    Yeah, I know, I know, but it's OK, really. Big newspapers are big business, and we're among friends here. It's not as though it's stealing, right?

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:This looks interesting by Kyoya · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can actually subscribe to MyComicsPages.com linked of Breathed's site.

      The entire back catalog is reprinted there and presumably he gets a share of the profits.

      This was mentioned a while back in a previous /. post.
      Here in fact

      --
      To strive, to seek, but not to yield
    2. Re:This looks interesting by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, I saw that, but I don't want to pay for it. Why should I? I've been told that I'm a thief so many times that I'm beginning to believe it.

      --
      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    3. Re:This looks interesting by Kyoya · · Score: 1

      There is no argument I can give you that would sway your opinion I suppose.

      Personally I think looking for free when the artist has put his entire life work online for 9.95 for a year subscription is pretty darn ignorant. But hey that could just be me since the alternative would have been for him to leave it dead tree and make you pay 12.95 or so per book.

      --
      To strive, to seek, but not to yield
  42. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by ynohoo · · Score: 1

    You po' Merkins miss out on the great Steve Bell, still going strong in the Guardian (though unfortunately not on their website). Look out for his "If..." and older "Maggie's Farm" strips. It's a shame you've also missed out on his recent interpretations of Bush Jnr. - truly savage :-)

  43. Ha! by revividus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now who says BSD is d....

    Oh, wait. Wrong Berkeley.

    At any rate, I, for one, welcome our new penguin overlord.

  44. Boondocks! by mikeee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Check out The Boondocks if your paper has it, or find it online.

    It even had DMCA bashing in it at one point!

    And it cunningly anticipated Berke Breathed's return.

    1. Re:Boondocks! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      And it cunningly anticipated Berke Breathed's return

      That's no anticipation. It's merely a reference which, through revisionist history, you now interpret as foresight.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  45. Now if only we could get by DoraLives · · Score: 1

    Pogo back. But considering the present condition of Walt Kelly, I'm presuming that's asking for a bit too much.

    --
    Is it fascism yet?
  46. Hurrah! by gothicpoet · · Score: 0

    The dandelion break has ended!!!

    --
    Quoth he ::
    "It's all academic anyway..."
    1. Re:Hurrah! by gothicpoet · · Score: 1
      Oh, come on... if you've read Bloom County you know about the dandelion breaks. =)

      I was truly saddened to see Opus go. It's good to hear that he'll be back although I admit some trepidation at the idea of a "movie" about Opus. (Hopefully we aren't talking live-action but rather animation...)

      --
      Quoth he ::
      "It's all academic anyway..."
  47. Oliver Wendell Jones!!! by cabazorro · · Score: 0

    Will his "banana" PC run MacOSX???

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    - these are not the droids you are looking for -
  48. Boondocks by egg+troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I the only one who feels there's a little Bloom County inside of the Boondocks ? I think they both have the same political outlook, only instead of a penguin, the Boondocks has a militant black teenager.

    --

    C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
    1. Re:Boondocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Perhaps you meant to reference this Boondocks strip instead?

      It's especially ironic given all the /.ers complaining that Bloom County hasn't aged well.

    2. Re:Boondocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I enjoy the Boondocks almost as much as I did Bloom County, the comic I have really started to enjoy is the K Chronicles. It is a great comic (although sometimes I get kind of irritated at the frequency of "Life's Little Victories" stuff) and should hold its own with the C&H, The Farside, BC, and Doonesbury. (Note: I also enjoy reading This Modern World, another one of Salon's comics -- although it is entirely political, it seems).

      As a side note, while not religious myself, I love watching "A Wish for Wings that Worked".

      An albatross!!! With GREAT BIG WINGS!

    3. Re:Boondocks by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      I highly agree Mr. Egg Troll. May I subscribe to your newsletter?

  49. Need more voices? by rworne · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Blockquoteth the article:
    "I can't say it wouldn't be appealing to bring back Opus to the Sunday pages," Breathed told those gathered, according to Editor & Publisher. "It was painful to sit through the war without a public voice."


    Painful? They already had Doonesbury which covered the anti-war and Bush-bashing department quite adequately. Breathed's comics would also have an anti-war, anti-Bush slant but would have made it thought-provoking and actually funny.
    --
    I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    1. Re:Need more voices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "It was painful to sit through the war without a public voice."
      They already had Doonesbury which covered the anti-war and Bush-bashing department quite adequately.
      But he didn't say *which* war. The abortion in Somalia? The useless and costly intervention in Bosnia? The war against the US fought by radical Muslim fundamentalists?
    2. Re:Need more voices? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Quoth the Raven:

      Berkeley Breathed misses news
      That speaks to rich *and* poor.
      He knows he's not the only one
      Whose papers seem a bore.

      As one in the majority
      Let down by "either/or",
      He knows the votes against George Bush
      Speak louder than Al Gore.

      Rigged voting booths, the corporate news,
      DC as Houston's whore,
      Fold in the face of funny men
      Whose Public hears their roar.

      Mindless viewpoint quotas
      Filled by some FoxNews store
      Don't cut it with a free people
      Who had debate before.

      People who love public speech,
      Are more than "anti-war".
      Voices diverse, heard to agree,
      The Public won't ignore.

      Just pray you got your fair coup share
      And pack it in, rworne.
      Come November of just next year,
      The votes say "Nevermore!"

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    3. Re:Need more voices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But he didn't say *which* war. The abortion in Somalia? The useless and costly intervention in Bosnia?
      What? A leftist speaking out against the actions of a president who's a Democrat?

      bahahahahahaha

      *wipes away tear*
    4. Re:Need more voices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough it was Bush who sent us to Somalia. What are they teaching in grade school these days?

  50. Berkeley posted to this Washingtonpost.com chat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/03 /r_style_weingarten090903.htm

  51. Other than Dilbert... by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

    there's been no comic worth reading. Zippy the Pinhead used to be funny... 15 years ago. I must be getting old.

    --
    -- No sig for you!
  52. Re:p2p gems by Kyoya · · Score: 1

    (Fuck you, RIAA, I own it).

    Actually I'm fairly sure those songs are not amoung those in the RIAA catalog.

    --
    To strive, to seek, but not to yield
  53. Anyone read Boondocks? by asmithmd1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is about an inner city black family that moves to the suburbs. It is beautifully drawn and has a sharp, left leaning wit

    1. Re:Anyone read Boondocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boondocks rocks and regularly pisses off someone enough to write in an editorial to our local paper complaining about it.

    2. Re:Anyone read Boondocks? by AppyPappy · · Score: 1

      Boondocks was yanked locally for stereotyping blacks as goose-stepping Democrats just as Mallard Fillmore was yanked. We still must endure the very unfunny Doonesbury.

      --

      If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

    3. Re:Anyone read Boondocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "left leaning wit" is redundant.

      "right leaning wit", if it existed, would be an oxymoron.

    4. Re:Anyone read Boondocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess "left leaning troll" would be likewise redundant?

    5. Re:Anyone read Boondocks? by vhold · · Score: 1

      I definitely appreciate it for being stylistic, but to me its contnet has gotten to be very redundant. Its saved somewhat by the fact that other characters aren't totally overwhelmed by the main character. He pokes almost as much fun at the repetitively sarcastic and angry commentator as he does at the issues themselves. I don't find it as interesting as I used to because of it overusing bush jokes, making fun of rappers too many times, etc, I can't really tell if the characters are developing or what. I'd say overall it has the distinction of being anti-pop as opposed to left-wing. Its still one of the better comics though just off virtue of the art alone.

  54. Bill by Ackmo · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Opus will occasionally be visited by my kindasorta namesake. Ack!

  55. The time is right by smartin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Breathed retired because he ran out of things to say and rather than let the strip turn into Garfield or the Peanuts, he did the right thing. Recently he said in a interview that he didn't think that the strips had lasting value because many of the things that they poked fun at are no longer relavant to todays readers. For the same reason I think the time is right for him to return, considering how much of has changed, I'm sure that he will have a lot of fun to poke at things like reality television and George the moron Bush.

    --
    The difference between Canada and the USA is that in Canada healthcare is a right and gun ownership is a privilege.
  56. Satirizing current events by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Bloom County turned out to be just a bunch of tossed-out references to '80's pop culture.

    It was topical humor. Right now there's no comic strip artist of Breathed's stature doing for the 00s what he did for the 80s.

    Satire is a sign of a healthy democracy. We need it right now more than ever.

    As for longevity, my Bloom County collection does a better job of reminding me what the 80s were all about than any other media relics from that era.

    --
    Read the EFF's Fair Use FAQ
    1. Re:Satirizing current events by Tim+Tylor · · Score: 1

      Thomas K Dye's Newshounds is worth a look.

  57. Not gonna happen... by Dethboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Banana Jr. ran SCO code.

    1. Re:Not gonna happen... by Dethboy · · Score: 1

      How is my post 'off-topic' - WTF? Didn't you ever read Bloom County? Little yellow computer running around with legs?

      Geez.

  58. Prayer Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts by mykepredko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing, my impression was that Opus was a throw-away character but came into his own when the he was accosted somehow the term in the subject line came out of "Prayer Temples for Hare Krishnas".

    In any case, I'm halfway between wetting my pants with joy and cursing that somebody I thought went out with dignity has sold out. The cynical side of me wonders how much of the new strip was required for the Opus movie.

    Personally, I enjoyed "Outland" and thought it was a reasonable successor to "Bloom County" which had a stale feeling to it in its last year. So, maybe "Opus" is a logical evolution to the strip.

    In any case, I'll buy whatever local paper its in (even if its the "National Post").

    myke

    1. Re:Prayer Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The final verbal contortion is "Pear Dimples for Hairy Fishnuts". And the flustered Hare Krishna replies with "Just cough up some dough, Mac".

      Yes, I do remember such things without looking them up. No, I have no idea what I had for lunch yesterday...

    2. Re:Prayer Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, but I have to correct you. I remembered (and double checked) that the final statement was "Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts." Yes, call me a pedant, but since you were pointing out the correct version, it may as well be 100% correct.

    3. Re:Prayer Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts by Maple+Leafs · · Score: 1

      Amazing, my impression was that Opus was a throw-away character but came into his own when the he was accosted somehow the term in the subject line came out of "Prayer Temples for Hare Krishnas".

      Yes, Opus was intended as a throwaway character at the beginning. He didn't speak, and he even looked like a real penguin (instead of looking more like, as Binkley would point out years later, a puffin).

      The "Pear Pimples" strip wasn't his first appearance, but it was one of the first in which he could talk. It was around the same time as the strips of him watching TV and concluding that Mr. Rogers had lost his mind.

      He didn't develop into his now familiar character -- trusting, naive, uncertain -- for quite a while. Should be interesting to see what he's up to now.

    4. Re:Prayer Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts by arcum42 · · Score: 1

      And for anyone that wants to check for themselves, go here . It's the fourth one down... --Arcum

  59. Opus is not far from Woodstock? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    I have always wondered whether the name "Opus" could have been have been derived from the strange and wonderful enormous outdoor sculpture called Opus 40. It was sculpted/built by one Harvey Fite, and captured my imagination when I visited it some years ago on a trip to Woodstock, NY.

    You see, I've always thought the "Opus" character bore a certain family resemblance to Charles M. Schulz's (please mod me up for spelling his name correctly) "Woodstock."

    I can't help thinking that Breathed said to himself, "I guess this character is a little close to Woodstock..."

  60. Bummer! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    My Bloom County baseball jersey doesn't fit. It couldn't be the 135lbs I've gained since high school, could it?

    --
    I drank what? -- Socrates
    1. Re:Bummer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I'm not only an Opus fan, I look like him too!

  61. All right! by Jippy_ · · Score: 1

    Time to celebrate! Break out the hairy fish nuts!

  62. Oh Crap..... by bobdobbs3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I loved Bloom County, but I'm worried that Berke Breathed is a harbinger for what the Chinese call "Interesting Times." Sky High Defense spending, Moron in the White House, tax cuts for the rich, deficits a go-go. Yep time to trot out Berke! Take cover!

    --


    This is the best Democracy money can buy?!?!?
  63. Some things never change by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    He can save himself a lot of work by taking his old strips and replacing "Reagan" with "George Dubya".

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:Some things never change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So who can Bill the Cat date now? Jeanne Kirkpatrick (? Reagan's UN Ambassador and a cross between a Pit Bull and Comical Ali) does not have a counterpart.

    2. Re:Some things never change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it'll have to be Colin Powell. With "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and other such shows making gays more accepted Bill can finally come out of the closet.

  64. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

    Watterson said he quit because he had become bored with the medium and wanted to try something on a larger scale. So where is it?!?

    Watterson also complained about the ridiculous flexibility he had to provide to the syndicators. I.e. The title panel of the Sunday comic couldn't contain anything important because the newspapers had the option to remove it. Ditto for the first 2 frames, which usually contain a pithy joke.

    Of course even that wasn't really an issue in the end because his syndicator eventually gave in and allowed him to force newspapers to print the full version. I think that was the catharsis; once he knew he could push the syndicator around, railing against the establishment wasn't fun any more.

    -a

  65. Yay! by yoshi1013 · · Score: 1
    I for one am glad obviously because everyone loves Opus (have my plushie at home) but when Bloom County was out I was still too young to understand all the political content parodied in many of the strips.

    Though now I look forward to more, MWA-HA-HA-HA!!

    "Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!" -Opus, (Talking to a Hari Krishna)

  66. Zits!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You actually like "Zits"? That comic is as funny as that god awful "Rose Is Rose"

    1. Re:Zits!? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      You don't like Rose is Rose??? That's even funnier than Fred Bassett.

    2. Re:Zits!? by Otter · · Score: 1
      That's the first laugh I've ever gotten out of Fred Bassett! Anyway, de gustibus non whatever, I suppose.

      Rose is Rose seems like an odd comparison to Zits, though. It's more like a cross between Cathy's readership and Zippy's contempt for its readership.

  67. The Vanishing Liberal by RevMike · · Score: 4, Funny
    Panel 1: Milo and the Major (a retired army major living in the boarding house) are standing in the meadow, dressed in hunting gear. The major is carrying a gun.

    Milo: What big game are we stalking today, Major?
    Major: Liberals. Check and see what the wildlife guide says about 'em.

    Panel 2:

    Milo: (reading form the guide) "The Vanishing Liberal: A beast which once thundered across the American Scene in mighty herds. Recently hunted to near extinction."
    Major: Gotta be one left around here somewheres... Try the Liberal Call, boy.

    Panel 3:

    Milo: (shouting) Welfare, Solar Power, No Nukes! ( a nearby bush rustles)

    Panel 4: A liberal with bushy hair and mustache, looking much like Reiner on "All in the Family", stands up from behind the bush.

    Liberal: No Nukes! No Nukes!

    Panel 5: The Major fires his gun at the liberal.

    Major: Gotcha!
    Liberal: Gun Control! Gun Control!

    Panel 6: Liberal can't be seen in tall grass.

    Milo: (to the reader) It's a shame.They're more fun than buffalo.
    Major: I think I wounded him!
    Liberal: Ow! Socialized Medicine! Socialized Medicine!

    1. Re:The Vanishing Liberal by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Milo: (reading form the guide) "The Vanishing Liberal: A beast which once thundered across the American Scene in mighty herds. Recently hunted to near extinction.
      Must be an old guide. They seem to be all over the place now. They propagate like rabbits and they're harder to stamp out than cockroaches. Maybe we need to extend the season ...

    2. Re:The Vanishing Liberal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heaven forbid a Conservative get uppity. That is the exclusive territory of liberals, I suppose.

  68. Imagine... by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    Berkeley Breathed Comics! Opus!

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these in soviet russia, you insensitive clod!

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    do() || do_not(); // try();
  69. Well, not as such. by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    I would say "Opus waddles again!" would be a more accurate statement.

    By the way, because a penguin is the symbol of Linux, this means that Darl is going require a $699 license for every Sunday's strip.

    1. Re:Well, not as such. by xkenny13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So God I'd think you much more wise
      (and me much less a jerk)
      If only once, you might provide
      Some Penguin wings that work


      (more or less from memory)

    2. Re:Well, not as such. by JWW · · Score: 1

      I so much want to see Tux and Opus together!!

      Hopefully that will be the subject of one of the strips.

  70. What? by otherwhere · · Score: 1
    Now, if only Watterson would get inspired to further the adventures of Calvin, there would be some ubiquity in the "Intellectual Section" of the daily fishwrap!

    What is "ubiquity" supposed to mean in this +5 interesting comment?

  71. Dysfunctional Family Circus by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I miss the "Dysfunctional Family Circus" website. It allowed people to brutally abuse FC comics that were missing the dialog. Something I must admit my brother and I liked to do.

    It was closed down when Bill Keane complained.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:Dysfunctional Family Circus by elmegil · · Score: 3, Informative
      No, it was closed down when the guy doing it met Bill Keane and realized what a truly nice guy he was and how awful he felt abusing Bill's work in that way.

      Of course, DFC is some of the funniest black humor I've seen, nonetheless. Lucky for me I have some hardcopies and an old T-=shirt.

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
    2. Re:Dysfunctional Family Circus by bytesmythe · · Score: 1
      The post above mine is correct. The host chose to take it down after talking with Keane; he was not required to do so.

      If you still need a DFC fix, though...

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      bytesmythe
      Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
      -- Scott Meyer
    3. Re:Dysfunctional Family Circus by bytesmythe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ahh... I found a better archive.

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      bytesmythe
      Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
      -- Scott Meyer
  72. Re:This matters why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh.. Another post by a teenager whose opinion really doesn't matter.

    I imagine you really liked the last two Star Wars movies and think the original Star Wars movies are crap.

    Now, if you would, go back to class please.

  73. Outland sucks by xyloplax · · Score: 0

    And my .sig is from Bloom County. I hope this will be good.

    --
    -- "You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke" - Opus
  74. Get Fuzzy!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be called "Get Garfield". That strip truly SUCKS. It is about as funny as watching Charlie Chaplin fall on his ass for the millionth time (or Moe pull Larry's hair).

    Soon he'll have the cat, Bucky, addicted to Lasangna and making fun of his owner's love life.

    1. Re:Get Fuzzy!? by dringess · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Have you actually read the comic? Get Fuzzy is to Garfield as Non Sequitur is to Family Circus.

  75. Right.. by GQuon · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for all of Berkeley's loyal fans when I say:
    Ack! Thpppt!


    I don't really know what that means, but I think people who think he's a prick would agree.

    --
    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
    1. Re:Right.. by JWW · · Score: 1


      I don't really know what that means, but I think people who think he's a prick would agree.


      Your post is so clueless, why did you even read this story, much less comment on it?

  76. Great!... but... by jhaberman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My local paper here probably wouldn't touch this in a million years. It would take up too much of their ad space. Half of the comics on Sunday are filled with grocery coupons or other bullshit...

    Not to mention that the REST of the comics are still filled with such dreck as "Garfield", "Hagar the Horrible", "Beetle Bailey", "Wizard of Id" and any number of other pieces of shit that have not had an original idea in about 20 years.

    No... I'm not bitter

    --
    He's totally creeping out the Great One, eh...
    1. Re:Great!... but... by British · · Score: 1

      What still strikes me as an anachronism(sp?) is anything in Beetle Bailey made after World War 2(Beetle Bailey holding a cell phone?) or any of the rugrats in Family Circus owning any appliance made after 1963.

      And who the heck can keep track of Steve Roper and Mike Nomad? It's like reading one page out of a novel, in the middle, once a week. Same goes for Prince Valiant.

  77. Will this be good? by SARSpatient · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As I recall, Bloom County started off with a rich cast of characters all centered around the seemingly normal world of a Boarding House. With the cynical young reporter Milo in charge, along with his war-mongering grandfather, the intelligent and supportive Cutter John, Steve Dalls, each was caracature of someone you might know in real life... Just as Bloom County itself was a small town representation of America itself. Back when Opus was merely the pet of wimpy Binkley, who in wanting to impress his father, bought it thinking he was a German Shepherd. Back when Opus was silent, and even resembled a penguine at one point, only uttering the occasional phrase usually having to do with herrings or walruses. As the strip progressed and characters and situations became more and more wild, the original premise was still there. It was still about characters from a small town dealing with current events, politics, science, religion, and pop culture in America. But by the time Bloom County morphed into Outland, at least in my opinion, the environment became too abstract, and the realism of having characters from a small town being thrust into strange and humorous adventures was not there anymore. Outland was based in a universe I couldn't relate to, resembling the 3D land Homer Simpson found himself in while hiding from Patty and Selma one Halloween. I am hoping another rehash of Outland will not be the basis of the new strip. Breathed's comic timing borders on genius, and the new strip needs a deceptively normal setting which made Bloom County and American culture seem all the more strange and twisted and fun.

  78. Daily strips made Bloom County by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It was the non-Sunday strips that made Bloom County--all the character interaction in those few panels a day. Breathed could set-up one situation and keep it going for days or weeks. That's much of what made Outland so stale. It tried to pack everything into a self-contained Sunday strip, and it didn't work. It wasn't cohesive, surviving solely on nostalgic Bloom County fans.

  79. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by orcus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking of Frazz, he's always looked to me how I'd envision Calvin to look at that age. The drawing is very similar.
    Co-incidence?

    --
    First they burn books, then they burn people.
  80. My absolute favorite Bloom County strip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My absolute favorite Bloom County strips were when...

    ...was when the girl (I forget her name) asked Opus, Bill and Milquetoast to take a long hard look at the one thing that gives their miserable male lives some meaning, and each one then pulls open the waistband of his underwear and stares at his own package.

  81. No offense to the cartoonist, but... by mblase · · Score: 1

    ...to heck with Breathed. "Outland" was good, but frankly not that good. I wanna know what Bill Watterson ("Calvin & Hobbes") is up to. I'm sure it's not comic strips again, but I haven't heard anything much out of him since the strip ended. Surely he's out drawing something, somewhere?

    1. Re:No offense to the cartoonist, but... by Black+Hitler · · Score: 1
      Surely he's out drawing something, somewhere?
      Parade Magazine (THAT PIECE OF SHIT) fielded this question not long ago. They said Watterson (a "cranky recluse") had left the strip to pursue his "first love" and was now a painter. (Presumably the canvas type, not the house type.)
  82. You forgot one great strip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    How can you leave out "Rose Is Rose"?

    It has these great endlessly recurring themes:

    1. Angels turn into horrible killing machines (and ignore adults)

    2. The mother, Rose, fantasizes about being a biker slut.

    3. The husband supposedly prefers his wife to be fat but she remains thin, just like in real life!

    4. The strip is the comics equivalent of unicorn figurines, so sickeningly sweet you have to brush your teeth after reading it. It makes The Family Circus look like Scarface.

    5. When the son hits puberty he joins a street gang.

  83. Dreams do come true by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
    Wow. My prayers have been answered. I was hoping for a web comic from Berke, but this is good news; damn good news!

    I read through all my old Bloom County and Outland books recently and I think they've held up amazingly well, especially with all the topical references. Outland, didn't do as well, tho. I think Berke was burned out at that point, and he needed to just give it a rest. I'm glad he's back and ready to rock.

    Ya know, this might be the only good thing to result from the Bush administration; it's gotten Berke so pissed off that he's got the fire in his belly again.

    I'm gonna have to pinch myself. It hasn't really sunk in yet? Is this just a dream? Old school Bloom County is pound-for-pound, the best comic in the world. I love C&H and Far Side, too, but Opus and the boys have always had a special draw for me.

    Ya know, the comics page isn't actually that depressing any more. I've really been enjoying Zits, the Boondocks, Pickles, and Get Fuzzy. It's good to see that daily comics are not a lost art. It's just a bit dazed and confused.

    Glad to have you back, Berke! I can't wait to see Opus back in print! God, I hope the Star Trib carries it!

  84. You could aim your sights a little higher, IMHO. by Thag · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Berke Breathed is at best a competent artist, though I'll give him points for having his own style.

    As for Doonesbury, Trudeau hasn't drawn the strip in years (probably more than a decade). He hires assistants to draw in his style, which is why the strip is so bland.

    Artistically, neither of them are any great shakes. They get the job done, that's about it.

    Now Bill Watterston, OTOH, can freaking DRAW. When he would cut loose and do a full-page Sunday spread, it was amazing. Frank Cho (Liberty Meadows) is another amazing artist who's still working, though his writing is kind of ordinary. To say nothing of the long-time greats, like Hal Foster (Prince Valiant) or Alex Toth (Flash Gordon).

    --
    All opinions expressed herein are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled.
  85. Rose is Rose by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

    You won't appreciate "Rose is Rose" until you get married and have children. Then you'll start to like it.

    1. Re:Rose is Rose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because breeding turns people into a mindless narcissistic automata.

  86. Nancy by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Bill Griffith (Zippy) gave me a new appreciation for old Nancy strips, not the dialog but the minimalist drawing style. Look at some of the old strips, see the zen energy of the mysterious "3 rocks" and enter "Bushmiller country".

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  87. Comics with Penguins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Occasionally...
    Fragile Gravity

  88. Get Fuzzy is pretty good! by Thag · · Score: 1

    Right now it's one of the three or so comics I actually bother to read in the paper.
    (Get Fuzzy, Piranha Club, and sometimes Dilbert).

    Jon Acheson

    --
    All opinions expressed herein are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled.
  89. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by derch · · Score: 1

    Watterson said he quit because he had become bored with the medium and wanted to try something on a larger scale. So where is it?!?

    Beautifully illustrated and well written children's books. Parents read his stories to their children. How much larger than influencing growing minds can you get?

  90. On a similar note... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Funny, I learned everything I know about classical music from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  91. Re:p2p gems by hardcnxn · · Score: 0

    I agree. Just glad p2p software was available to assist me in continuing my ability to enjoy more Bloom County that I already owned.

  92. Same goes for TV shows by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Jerry Seinfeld had the same self-awareness when he killed off "Seinfeld". He saw it running out of good ideas and gave it a graceful exit before they resorted to one of the characters bringing in a kid (aka Jumping the Shark).

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:Same goes for TV shows by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1
      judging by the final seinfeld episode, it would seem that jerry ended it one story too late.

      Worst
      Seinfeld
      Ever

      --

      Time for some tasty Shiner Bock!
    2. Re:Same goes for TV shows by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Agreed; now if only Matt Groening could see the light also.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  93. Balance to the force, er, funnies by Hecubas · · Score: 1

    Finally there will be some humor from the other side, instead of that moronic Mallard the Duck.

    While a little political humor is good now and then, Mallard can be down right unfunny at times.

    Welcome back, penguin!

    --
    Hecubas
  94. Hey! It's hard to be topical! by runlvl0 · · Score: 1


    "The wind doth taste of bitter sweet
    Like jasper wine and sugar
    I bet it's blown through others' feet
    Like those of...Casper Weinberger."

    What rhymes with Rumsfield?

    --

    Carthago delenda est!
  95. They used The Onion as a source? by rifter · · Score: 1

    The Washington Post has really gone to the dogs. They actually used The Onion as a source for this article:

    Breathed has lamented the state of modern newspaper cartooning, which has had to deal with papers fitting more and more comics into a smaller and smaller space.

    "Pity the poor modern comic page," Breathed said in a 2001 interview with the humor newspaper the Onion. "Frames the size of thumbnails. . . . It's just a page of inky blur that only a 10-year-old's eyes could focus upon."


    Oh well, at least they did not source the article from slashdot. :P

    1. Re:They used The Onion as a source? by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Informative
      The Washington Post has really gone to the dogs. They actually used The Onion as a source for this article:

      I'm guessing you're not aware that the Onion is a real, serious publication, and only the first several pages are humor news. After you get past the first three pages or so, it's all real news (plus some good comics). Their interviews are among the best I've ever read, and their reviews of music are usually better than the typical "it's good, kinda like so-and-so". It's well worth the subscription price - I used to keep it on the back of the toilet, a mark of high regard for a newspaper indeed.

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    2. Re:They used The Onion as a source? by rifter · · Score: 1

      'm guessing you're not aware that the Onion is a real, serious publication, and only the first several pages are humor news. After you get past the first three pages or so, it's all real news (plus some good comics). Their interviews are among the best I've ever read, and their reviews of music are usually better than the typical "it's good, kinda like so-and-so". It's well worth the subscription price - I used to keep it on the back of the toilet, a mark of high regard for a newspaper indeed.

      Well, I cannot speak for the print version (there is a print version?) but the Onion website is 100% malarky, though some people have been fooled into thinking its stories are real.

    3. Re:They used The Onion as a source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the Onion website is 100% malarky
      http://www.theonionavclub.com/

      Not necessarily the Onion website proper but there's a prominent link to it on the front page of www.theonion.com.

    4. Re:They used The Onion as a source? by Brendor · · Score: 1
      (there is a print version?)

      When I visited Madison, Wisconsin in 2000, the Onion was based thereabouts and was available for sale while the net version was also freebie.

      By late 2001 they had moved to New York City and give it a way for free (Bars, sidewalk fist. boxes).

      The serious section of the paper is reproduced online as The AV Club accessible from the upper right hand corner of the home-page,

  96. My Favorite Opus by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Everyone who remembers the strip certainly has a favorite.

    Mine is where Opus goes to the fancy restaurant and with a superior air about him requests to sit in the No Smoking section. (Remember this is the 80's.) They then run down a whole laundry list of other restrictions ending up with "Big Noses", to which he finally has to reply yes. He ends up sitting next to a barfly telling him to put his nose out.

    And in other comics (since we're listing them), yeah everyone would love to have Calvin and Hobbs back. Watterson never sold out comercially even though he was offered a LOT of money by people like Disney at the time.

    These days, Rhymes with Orange is often good.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  97. PENGUIN LUST!! by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    You know you want it!

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    There is nothing inherently safe about liberty. That's why so many people died protecting it.
    1. Re:PENGUIN LUST!! by jesser · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the song "penguin lust" by annwn? (Someone said it contained lots of references to Bloom County...)

      --
      The shareholder is always right.
  98. Breathed and Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I heard Breathed speak at FSU, not long after Bloom County was retired, as I recall, and he told a funny story that I think will be appreciated here.

    Seems Breathed had licensed the rights to the Bloom County characters for, among other products, a screen saver (mentioned here).

    Now, if you remember, Breathed makes the average slashdotter seem like a Bill Gates fanboy. He did some pretty funny stuff about Bill. What did Bill think about his appearances in Bloom County? Was he even aware of them?

    Breathed said that he believed that he knew the answer to that for, just weeks after the screensaver hit the shelves, it was mysteriously pulled from those shelves by every major retailer. Breathed could not find out why this had happened. His theory, however, was that someone had approached all the major vendors and politely asked them, "Which would you rather sell, the Bloom County screensaver? Or Windows 95? Take your pick."

    If Breathed's theory is true, I think that would speak volumes about Bill's personality. It would indicate to me that he is, emotionally, a very, very small man, despite all his wealth and power.

    In contrast, many of you will recall that Jane Goodall wrote a forward for one of Garry Larson's books. That was her gracious, well-tempered reaction to Larson's well-known 'that tramp Jane Goodall' cartoon. I know little about Goodall, but I mark her down as someone I admire, at least for that.

    This message has been provided as a public service to remind you: take your work seriously, yourself, never.

    1. Re:Breathed and Bill Gates by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      Bill the Cat == Bill Gates?

      I don't buy that. This was the 80s, there was the Death Star of AT&T and IBM was seen as big && stuffy and far from cool in any interpretation.

      Back then Microsoft and Borland and Mortice Kern Systems were the good guys. There was some grudging respect for IBM having opened up the IBM PC architecture, true, but Bill Gates certainly warranted any figure of scorn until sometime after 1995 when Microsoft themselves began to seem stuffy... I remember how the mood of the developer kits changed sometime around 1995-1996 so I think I can pinpoint this quite accurately.

      Meanwhile, Bloom County as I experienced it during the mid-80s, seemed to play puns on everything and everyone in ways only vaguely recaptured since. IMHO The old Bloom County strips offers a fascinating and fairly accurate view of the American mind-set during the 1980s.

      Bill Gates as a villain is a strictly late 1990s-2000s phenomenon!

      --
      SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
    2. Re:Breathed and Bill Gates by Black+Hitler · · Score: 1
      Bill the Cat == Bill Gates?

      I don't buy that.

      I don't think he's claiming that, although I see how the confusion can come up. Bill Gates appeared "as himself" in several Outland strips, and suffice to say they were not complimentary.
    3. Re:Breathed and Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You totally misread my post. I didn't say anything about Bill the Cat being some kind of incarnation of Bill Gates.

      Regarding Bill Gates as a bad guy and the zeitgeist of the 80s, 90s and 00s, you're certainly entitled to your perceptions, but the fact is that Berkley Breathed drew Bill Gates into a few Bloom County strips and those panels did not extol Gates' virtues. If you are a Bloom County fan, you'll recall that Breathed had lots of real people in his strip, from Rondald Reagan, to Ed Meese, to Leona Helmsely.

      You remember those tests in school where you had to read a paragraph and then answer some multiple choice questions about that paragraph? You didn't do well on those, did you?

  99. News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Quite simply, nerds like comics. Especially chara Opus:)

    Here's some links to help you catch up with the rest of us:

    Dilbert
    Calvin and Hobbes
    the Far Side
    the 5th Wave
    Bob the Angry Flower
    Foxtrot

    --
    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  100. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

    I still have the one he did after Bush half choked on a Pretzel. One of the best ever.

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    Mielipiteet omiani - Opinions personal, facts suspect.
  101. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Yes, Frazz is very good.

    I also detect a strong Watterson influence in the style of Zits which could almost be Calvin as a teenager.

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    -- Alastair
  102. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

    Beautifully illustrated and well written children's books.

    Under a different name? Or are they just hard to find?

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    Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
  103. My Favorite Opus Quote by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

    was apparently stolen from presidential candidate Al Smith, and oddly enough, is very apropos to Slashdot:

    "No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney."

    --
    Someone you trust is one of us.
  104. You're right! Opus (40) ISN'T far from Woodstock! by runlvl0 · · Score: 1
    Directions from Woodstock to Opus 40:
    From Woodstock drive on Route 212 east towards Saugerties.
    At the intersection of Route 212 and Glasco Turnpike you will see an OPUS 40 sign. Turn RIGHT onto Glasco Turnpike.
    Go 2.1 miles to the fork in the road. Turn LEFT onto Highwoods Road.
    Go 0.1 mile. Turn LEFT onto Fite Road.
    Go 0.2 miles to the entrance of OPUS 40.
    So, it's about 5 miles away. (Hey, it's your joke.)

    Seriously, though, how can you compare the composer of "The wind doth taste of bitter sweet/ Of jasper wine and sugar/ I bet it's blown through others' feet/ Like those of...Casper Weinberger." with a bird whose best quote is "'''''''''''"''"?

    Also, Woodstock could fly, where Opus only "Wish[ed] for Wings That Work".

    --

    Carthago delenda est!
  105. Dated? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Bloom County turned out to be just a bunch of tossed-out references to '80's pop culture. 20 years later, it's as dated and forced as, say, brand new Doonesbury strips.

    The same thing could be said of the editorials from newspapers of the day. Do you now dismiss editorials as irrelevent and not worthy as a form of writing? What made Bloom County important was that it commented on the issues of the day. It made a statement. I hope that "Opus" is similarly brash and in-your-face.

    Some comics just make people laugh. I think that we have room for comics that make people think as well.

  106. Picture Caption by 955301 · · Score: 1

    Berkeley Breathed, shown in an undated file photo, is going back to the drawing board.

    Oh, I can date the photo. It's from the 80's, and they want their hair back. :)

    --
    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
    1. Re:Picture Caption by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1


      Didn't he used to play the handyman on One Day at a Time?

    2. Re:Picture Caption by Black+Hitler · · Score: 1

      The author photos and bios at the back of the various Bloom County collections were funnier than most of the actual strips.

  107. It won't last! by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    He will start drawing again. Build up a lage fan base, again. Get bored and quit, again!
    Just like the last 2 times.

    Sad but true.

    Bring back the Far Side & Calvin & Hobbes

    --
    Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
    1. Re:It won't last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Mark V McCullum :

      He's not a quitter, he's a multiple restarter!

  108. Washington Week in Review by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

    I was watching Sunday morning TV and opened the paper only to see the "Sam Donaldson and George Will Obliteration Ray: A bipatisan solution". It made my day.

  109. BILL OPUS 2004 by myopicman · · Score: 1

    The first person to come up with a BILL/OPUS 2004 campaign gets my vote, regardless of their actual political stance, viewpoints and the fact I can't vote here.

  110. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UHH, Bill Waterson died a couple years ago. He had complete control over calvin + hobbes and specified in his will that they weren't to be revived. Note that reprints of old strips are allowed (like Peanuts classics).

  111. Whoa....Creepy by bobdobbs3 · · Score: 1

    Someone in here recommended Boondocks, so I thought I'd check it out....Funny. Flipping through old strips I found this. Apropos of my earlier post...

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    This is the best Democracy money can buy?!?!?
  112. Pretty cool guy. Glad he's back. by jpellino · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Years ago, I was disgusted by a nearby U's handicapped van which looked not so much as anything but a prison wagon, navy blue, mesh in the windows and all...
    I had a brainstorm. Why not liven it up - light colors, some cool graphics - what better graphic than Cutter John loaded down with all the critters from the meadow, zooming off at warp factor 9...
    I called an old friend with a vehicle graphics biz. Got the labor ponied up. Called a distant relative in the paint biz. Paint would be mine. Called the Washington Post Writers Group and told them what I had in mind. They told me to hold on for a minute, then lots of phone noises, then Berke came on the line and asked me what I wanted to do. IIRC...
    -Will you make any money on this?
    -No, it's just something to do gratis.
    -Is it for a company?
    -No it's for a college.
    -OK, here's the deal: you have to use an existing drawing, you can't do your own version, or get something done new.
    -OK
    -You have to include the original signature,
    -OK
    -You have to add "copyright 19-- Washington Post Writers; Group, All Rights Reserved"
    -OK (long silence) - and how much for the rights? _
    -Nothing. You're not making anything on this?
    -No
    -No one else will profit, right?
    -No.
    -That's it.
    -Thanks!
    -Send us a picure.
    -OK.

    I contacted the handicapped student group on campus - they thought it would be much cooler - then I started talking to the powers that be at the university to get all the clearances, etc. Big mistake. More than a year later, we still hadn't gotten so much as any written response from anywone who had to OK it - sheesh. Maybe I gave up too easily, but it was enlightneing to see the attitude of an artist vs the attitude of a few campus honchi...

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  113. Re:Hey! It's hard to be topical! by Fesh · · Score: 1

    "bums held"?

    I'll leave to the imagination of the reader to work that into a poem about him, though. *chuckle*

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  114. The real deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found out about this a few weeks ago. I know someone at the Washington Post (Suzy)and apparently, she talked him into starting the strip again. She's a new parent, he's a new parent, so she said gee, wouldn't you like to have a strip again to get your views out.

    So he did.

  115. Only one thing better by powerbarr · · Score: 1

    The only thing that would make this announcement any better is if Bill Watterson were to get the other half page.

  116. Billy and the Boingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still have the book, with the original floppy record still attached. I have never listened to my copy, but many years ago, a buddy had a copy and we would listen all the time. I must say, that the real band who recorded "U Stink" was called "Mucky Pup". These guys were the precursor to the whole grunge movement, and were all very talented. Maybe this might bring some interest back into these guys.

  117. Wrong. That strip's tinfoil-hat liberal claptrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The author is a real piece of work too. Check out his blog. He needs to set his chai drink down and get outside for a little perspective. Yikes.

  118. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by johnmig · · Score: 1

    Gotta agree that these were some of the best comic of the past 20 yrs. But my all time favorite is Pogo. The social and political satire/commentary was the best of it's time. If you can find any of the old anthologies, read them. I learned more about cold war politics from Walt Kelly than just about anyone (Khruschev as a pig and Castro as a goat trying to undermine the US economy with counterfeit green stamps).

  119. Boring. Where is Watterson? by uncadonna · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Penguin shmenguin. I want more Calvin and Hobbes!

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  120. Re:You could aim your sights a little higher, IMHO by ahoehn · · Score: 1

    Berke Breathed is at best a competent artist, though I'll give him points for having his own style.

    I disagree, look at his childrens books. A wish for wings that work, the last bassalope, etc... They're beautifully done.

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  121. It will never be the same. by nortcele · · Score: 1
    Berke Breathed has retired Steve Dallas and other characters permanently. Bloom County was in constant decline after the point that Steve Dallas ceased to be a major character. I still have my "America is ill, but so is Bill - Bill the Cat for President" poster from that era when Bloom County peaked (or jumped the shark as some say).

    Outland was completely lame, so I don't expect good things from the new strip. Perhaps he should develop a complete new set of characters, and let the old ones rest in peace.

  122. Re:Wrong. That strip's tinfoil-hat liberal claptra by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Say, Coward, how many Iraqi WMDs did you find today?

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  123. There are a few gems in the comics. by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I'm not exactly seeing much biting military satire in Beetle Bailey. In recent memory, there's a handful of Otto gags, Beetle's-always-sleeping gags, Sarge's-diet gags, Halftrack-answers-to-his-wife gags, Chip Gizmo in some worn-out tech gags, and some Lt. Fuzz brownnosing weenie gags. The strip's felt like the doldrums to me, lately. All the jokes are about the characters (as opposed to the situation), and yet nothing's actually happening to the characters. No storylines.

    As for missing the Far Side, I'm finding Mother Goose and Grimm to be a nice substitute, from time to time. Every once in a while there's a one-shot goofy cartoon, like the cats signing the Declaration of Indifference. It'll never be what Far Side was, but I like it all the same.

    For Better or For Worse is pretty cool, I agree. Especially when I finally learned out to tell April, Elizabeth, and their mom apart. I can't stand Non Sequitur when it's yet another rag on corporate greed, legal shenanigans, or media spin, but the Sunday storyline about Homer was kinda cool. Dilbert's hilarious, as usual.

    Other strips I'm finding rather good: One Big Happy (the kids are spot on); Mark Trail (esp. the Sunday strips); Prince Valiant (love the art); Curtis (incredible detail, even in the weekday strips); Luann (soapy, but witty); Jump Start (I liked the chess bit).

    And that's just the paper. Naturally, the online strips can be edgier, and hence really click with the right audience. Penny Arcade, PvP, and User Friendly are wonderful. There's probably a dozen more I'd like in the online world, but I'm just starting to explore it, and free time's at a premium lately.

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    1. Re:There are a few gems in the comics. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Hmm. I'm not exactly seeing much biting military satire in Beetle Bailey.

      I probably should've included "BB's audience":"Dilbert's audience" in there. In other words, Beetle Bailey is usually kind of entertaining for the fresh-from-high-school soldiers that would typically be reading it. It's amusing to imagine your own CO - you know, the one that just ordered a complete paintjob for the inside of the ship even though you haven't had a day off in three months - being bossed around by his wife.

      I pretty much agree with your other choices, although I'm not a big Curtis fan. My main point was that there are some pretty good comics out today, and that the "golden age" wasn't quite so golden. Was Gasoline Alley ever funny?

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  124. Opus vs Milo debate by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

    This is from memory, please forgive any inaccuracies.

    [Scene: A debating forum setup in the meadow. Opus vs. Milo]

    Milo: Do you support lowering the speed limit from 55 to 50, thus saving the lives of 5000 lives every year?

    Opus: Why yes! I fully support measures that increase the safe-

    Milo: Then, you'd also support lowering it to 45, saving another 10,000 lives?

    Opus: Er... well, yes. I suppose if it prevents so many deaths-

    Milo: So then, you'd support lowering it to 35, saving an additional 30,000 lives per year?

    Opus: Um.. I ah.. 35 is getting kind of slow, isn't it?

    Milo: My competitor here would send 30,000 innocent men, women and children to a burning, agonizing death just so he can zip along to his manicurist at 45 MPH.

    Opus: Hey! I don't even HAVE a manicurist.

    Milo: He probably doesn't. Most mass murderers don't have manicurists. Hitler didn't.

    Opus: {Hiding under his podium}

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  125. Wanted: Clue. In working condition. by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Your post is so clueless, why did you even read this story, much less comment on it?
    Reading the story and the article? I seem to have broken the Zen Slashdot rule of only reading the headline before posting. Yes, I read it.
    If "Ack! Thpppt!" is the sound of a hairball, I think the poster meant something like: "This is going to be a regurgitation of Bloom County and Outland."
    I don't doubt Berkeley Breathed's ability to come up with new ideas, that was not my point.
    My point was: "Ack! Please, no more beat-me-silly-over-the-head-with-a-lead-pipe political points from the 'Opus' guy!"
    "Prick" was a bad word to use. Other than that, I don't see any lost clues laying around. Could someone please provide it?

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    1. Re:Wanted: Clue. In working condition. by JWW · · Score: 1

      No, "Ack! Thpppt!" can be as much a sign of affection as disgust. Basically it is pretty much Bill the Cats response to everything.

      BTW love the user name, yes it is Possible to be both a fan of Bloom County _and_ B5.

    2. Re:Wanted: Clue. In working condition. by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing things up.

      Of course one can like both. If somebody can like both B5 and Star Trek, anything is possible ;-)

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  126. Thank you by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
    I remember this debate so well... You have brought a huge smile to my face here at work.

    The Meadow party debates were hilarious, poor Opus always getting the worst on debates, wondering if Bill would wake up from his catatonia (and will he ever say anything other than acckkkk pthhhpt)

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  127. Re:Wrong. That strip's tinfoil-hat liberal claptra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmm, chai

  128. Re:Wrong. That strip's tinfoil-hat liberal claptra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apologized to Michael Moore yet..? Snopes has.

  129. Lay off of Franklin, dude... by Chalupa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was really digging how you were reminding me of some of the characters of one of my favorite strips from days past, and then you said this piece of stinky flamebait:

    The diversity of characters in the strip was also unprecendented, from African-Americans (Oliver Wendell Holmes, Rosalinda) who, unlike black characters in other strips, namely Peanuts, were actually of their own ethnicity

    What's more astonishing is that you started with this:

    I found that the strength of Bloom County was its in the way each member of its cast provided their own unique intimacy to the strip

    Damn, it's almost like you never even read Peanuts.

    Although Franklin was not a major player in the later years, it is interesting to note that even though he was introduced in 1968 (a torrential year to be black in America, I would imagine) his appearance was not considered to be politically motivated.

    Franklin was a solid individual in that strip, not succumbing to personal foibles like every other character around him. He was written to be as theologically smart as Linus, and (quirk of all quirks), he actually LIKED playing hockey. Franklin was a smart, strong black kid that had his s**t together.

    Franklin DID bring his own unique intimacy to Peanuts by just being himself, and not making light of his ethnicity ad nauseum.

    On that note, I think that the strips Boondocks and newcomer La Cucaracha are well-drawn and contain edgy humor, but their strips' commentaries as a whole underscores a larger point:

    Strip writers Aaron MacGruder and Lalo Alcaraz are bitter leftists who think that blacks and hispanics have no chance at advancement in America, even though they themselves are probably earning more money than myself.

    I would imagine that Franklin, on the other hand, would have done just fine just by being himself, regardless of his ethnicity.


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    Chalupa

    1. Re:Lay off of Franklin, dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Franklin was an Uncle Tom!!!

  130. Encore Encore! by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    Maybe we'll get a cameo from "Billy and the Boingers" I still have the plastic 45 record that came with the like titled book. Maybe Opus will sing some more of "The Police".
    Every move you make....
    Every, uh, leaf you rake...
    Every dog you wake...
    Every herring you bake...
    I'll be watching yooou...

    God I missed Opus.

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  131. Re:Pretty cool guy. Glad he's back. by LibrarianAvenger · · Score: 1

    What a great idea! I spent many a childhood year tooling around in the back of similar vans. A big Cutter John would have been great.

    Keep bugging the admins. I work in a university and lemme tell you, if it isn't in the office jumping up and down on your desk, it won't get done. Picket if you have to. There's nothing academics fear more than scandal, especially the kind that makes them seem less socially conscious. A few dozen folks rolling around in front of the admin building carrying "We Need Better Transportation" and "Administration Ashamed of Handicapped Students" signs should do the trick.

  132. Re:Hey! It's hard to be topical! by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1
    What rhymes with Rumsfield?


    That ticklish feeling in my tummy
    I first felt snuggling with my mummy
    I feel it again when I hear that dummy
    A belly laugh for that numbskull Rummy
  133. Re:Opus is Back! Now Bring Back Calvin!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    there would be some ubiquity in the "Intellectual Section" of the daily fishwrap!

    Maybe you should quit reading comics and instead go look up the meaning of ubiquity.

  134. Milo!! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Amen! I miss Milo Bloom more than Bill or Opus.

    Y'know, I think Berke Breathed was the last person to really have an ensemble strip. Usually the rule of thumb is to have no more than five regular characters, but he had Bill, Opus, Steve Dallas, Milo Bloom, Binkley, Oliver, Portnoy...

    It's kind of sad he's not doing a daily, though I suppose it'd be a lot of pressure for a postage-stamp strip. I miss the biting satire and such...

    Senate Committee Woman 1: Well, Mr Dallas... we've heard your smut masquerading as songs and
    we've also heard how teen prostitution, pregnancy, drug use, cults, runaways,
    suicide and poor hygiene are sweeping this nation. We though you might like to
    share with the committee any particular CAUSES you might see for those latter
    problems.
    Steve Dallas: I dunno. Maybe the proliferation of narrow, suffocating zealotry
    masquerading as PARENTING in this country.
    Senate Committee Woman 1: Off with his head!
    Senate Committee Woman 2: We can't DO that, Tippy...

    *snrrfle* I hope he bitch-slaps the stupid and avaricious. His style of satire somehow seems clearer, more biting and funnier than Boondocks. Though Non Sequitur is the best thing left on the page, and it tends to do rather well.

    --grendel drago

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