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  1. Pig Latin on Police Officers Seek Right Not To Be Recorded · · Score: 1
  2. Molecular Computer on 1 Molecule Computes Thousands of Times Faster Than a PC · · Score: 0

    But don't trade in your conventional computing power just yet. Like other quantum information platforms, molecular computing is in its infancy; we understand some of its mechanisms, but it's difficult to execute and there are still a lot of unknowns. Further, researchers aren't quite sure how they could integrate such technology into something that works the way we're used to our computers working.

    It's called a brain.

  3. My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma on South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version · · Score: 1

    Either you're right, and it's all a fairy tale, or you're wrong and you'll burn in Hell.

    "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs." -- 1 Corinthians 13:4-5

  4. Quantum of Solace on NSA Still Ahead In Crypto, But Not By Much · · Score: 1

    [D]irector Brian Snow said that cryptographers for the NSA have been losing ground to their counterparts in universities and commercial security vendors for 20 years.

    Until a working quantum computer is made.

    That's just what they want you to think. Secretly, they already have a quantum computer that can decrypt anything near-instantly. They call it TRANSLTR. Okay, maybe not, but it would make a great Dan Brown novel.

  5. You're Being Over-literal on Is Gawker's "Apple Tablet Scavenger Hunt" Illegal? · · Score: 1

    "It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own...A bunch of lawyers would come and examine the Ark, make all sorts of objections and sue Noah out of existence." -- neoshroom

  6. Anything could be illegal. on Is Gawker's "Apple Tablet Scavenger Hunt" Illegal? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own...The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections." -- Mark Twain

  7. This Makes Zero Sense on Google Phone Could Drive Apple Into Allegiance With Microsoft · · Score: 1, Troll

    Mark my words: Apple will not partner with Bing. The reason for this is simple: Bing is an inferior product. Don't believe me? Using Bing for any length of time evidences this. I'll give you a simple example. Let's say you want the carbon Firefox icon. You search for "carbon firefox."

    Here are the results for Google.
    Here are the results for Bing.

    Now, they share many sites, but out of the links provided more of the Bing results go astray. Bing, for example, decides it's horribly relevant to link you to The Carbon County Chamber of Commerce.

    Your assertion that Apple isn't large enough to create their own search engine is also preposterous. How many employees does Yahoo! have? About 14,000. How many employees does Apple have? About 35,000. Apple will not partner with Bing because Bing simply isn't better than Google. Apple would likely create their own search engine before doing so.

    As a side-note, that carbon Firefox icon is pretty nice.

  8. Promising OS on The Amiga, Circa 2010 — Dead and Loving It · · Score: 1

    "While it is not ready for prime time yet, it is a promising OS that is being ported to many platforms and uses the user friendly Amiga GUI we Amiga users grew up with."

    Yeah, Amiga's a promising OS. It's just like my ex-girlfriend's promise to be loyal to me.

  9. Charm and Strange Indeed on Censorship By Glut · · Score: 1

    If you had a brilliant, absolutely airtight argument that we should do something...

    Do The Math: The Ninety-Foursquare Thesis

  10. Philosophy, Science and Oedipus walk into a bar... on The Universe Damaged By Observation? · · Score: 1

    They talk over drinks...

    Philosophy predicts things will go poorly.
    Science tells him calmly, there is no way he can know that.
    Oedipus starts a game of darts.

  11. Proper Proportionality on BioWare Shares Information on Sonic RPG · · Score: 1

    To me, the fun and quality of Sonic games are inversely proportional to how many characters they've added to its universe. So, the "Sonic universe," by it's very existance, makes me sad for the franchise.

    To me the fun and quality of Sonic games are properly proportional to how many 2d walls I get my blue spinning guy to smash through.

  12. Innovation on Xbox Exec Peter Moore Leaving Microsoft for EA · · Score: 1

    "I'm thrilled to join an already strong team that's delivering truly amazing gaming experiences to customers around the world. I've never been more excited about the future of the industry, and firmly believe Microsoft will lead the next great innovations in gaming."

  13. Next Article on Where In the US Can You Get Just a Cell Phone? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: Where In the US Can You Get Just a Cell Phone?

    A: A Cell Phone Store.

  14. Because It Is Insightful! on Sophisticated, Targeted Breakins Uncovered · · Score: 1

    What is not insightful is pointing out that modern virus scanners can unpack some forms of executable compression. I promise, there are easily made custom forms of compression they are not familiar with unpacking, which is the whole point -- only takes one hole to sink the ship and only takes a person with a blunt instrument to make a hole.

  15. you sure? on Nintendo May Retire Game Boy Name · · Score: 4, Funny

    a part of my childhood just died.

    are you sure the batteries just didn't run out?

  16. Some valid points. on NZ Outfit Dumps Open Office For MS Office · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some valid points:

    Doug Wilson is the Chief Information Officer, The New Zealand Automobile Association Incorporated

    Since then he has been the CEO of a PC company (Gateway) and APL+, a software development company that was a Provenco subsidiary. He has also had senior roles at Microsoft and EDS.

    Doug is currently the CIO of the NZ Automobile Association, a new role that was created last year.

  17. I See on Sophisticated, Targeted Breakins Uncovered · · Score: 1

    I believe the sophistication is question is the combination of the targets, the undetectible malware, and the delivery method. Not the malware itself.

    So the sophistication was the delivery method -- email! Now my Grandma is a hacker too!

  18. No Hope Allowed on Sophisticated, Targeted Breakins Uncovered · · Score: 1

    At least in the olden (DOS) days, when McAfee came upon a pklite'd executable, it would unpack and scan the unpacked executable. I would hope that current antivirus programs would do the same.

    Even if the virus scanner scans for pklite'd executables, you can always write your own unique executable compressor or modify an existing one until your executable is non-detectable.

    Virus scanners are like front door locks. Any serious cat burglar is just going to grappling hook to the roof and cut a hole through strait into the attic bypassing the door lock entirely.

  19. Not Sophisticated At All on Sophisticated, Targeted Breakins Uncovered · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "What is most worrying is that this particular sample of malware wasn't recognized by existing antivirus software. It was able to slip through enterprise defenses," said Yankee Group security analyst Andrew Jaquith, who learned of the breach from Morris. "This is a serious threat. It shows how sophisticated hackers have become," Haro said.

    This is not sophistication.

    1. Take any virus/trojan that is recognized by antivirus software.
    2. Put it through an executable compression package to make its code vary from what it used to be on the hard drive or in memory.
    3. Viola! Your malware is now stealthed from any antivirus program.

    Either that was rather simple or I am a seriously dangerous hacker.

  20. VoIP on UK's Truphone Wins Injunction Against T-Mobile · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...as Truphone CEO James Tagg pointed out in a press release. 'The injunction is good news not only for Truphone but for every company trying to develop Internet-era services and for every consumer wanting freedom of choice and lower prices.

    Sadly, because he was delivering the press release over a cell phone using VoIP it came out as:
     
    ...injunction...good...customer want...choice...(dialtone)

  21. Sorry. on Microsoft Patents the Mother of All Adware · · Score: 1
  22. Conclusion. on Microsoft Patents the Mother of All Adware · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only thing between us and quiet dinners is a patent on telemarketing.

    The only thing between us and world peace is a patent on warfare.

    And, the only thing between me and a karma deficit is a patent on insightful commentary.

  23. Yes, they will but... on Microsoft Patents the Mother of All Adware · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder, if my hard drive is filled with pirated Microsoft software, will they show me advertisements for The Pirate Bay?

    Yes, you will get advertising for The Pirate Bay, but don't be fooled -- every other computer near you will get advertisements for the BSA.

  24. Wite-Out vs. White-out on Chameleon Liquid Could Replace LCDs · · Score: 1

    I think you are thinking of "Wite-Out" .

    A whiteout is a severe snow condition.
    A brownout is a power fluctuation.
    And a blackout is what the corporate lawyers give you for generalizing their trademarked terms.

  25. His Answer on Tim Lister on Project Sluts and Strawmen · · Score: 1

    Sir... are you trying to make us into "project sluts"?
    Where we bang any project that has a spec?


    It depends how long the spec is.