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The Universe Damaged By Observation?

ScentCone writes "The Telegraph covers a New Scientist report about two US cosmologists who suggest that, a la Schrodinger's possibly unhappy cat, the act of observing certain facets of our universe may have shortened its life . From the article: 'Prof Krauss says that the measurement of the light from supernovae in 1998, which provided evidence of dark energy, may have reset the decay of the void to zero — back to a point when the likelihood of its surviving was falling rapidly.'"

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  1. So if I stop looking? by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will it revert?

    Or will it turn into a dead cat in a box :-)

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    1. Re:So if I stop looking? by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps a very unhappy cat, resistant to cyanide.

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    2. Re:So if I stop looking? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      God damn scientists, always threatening our existence with their curiosity! First they had to be all clever and go and invent the atomic bomb, and now they're threatening the entire universe. There's only one way to save ourselves. Quick, everyone grab your torches and sharpen your pitch forks! Everyone will meet in the local town or city center at sunset to form a mob, and then proceed to the local observatory!

    3. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Its utter bollocks.

      It isn't observation by a sentient being that causes the wave function to collapse, its interaction. The point being made by Schroedinger is that observation inescapably means interaction and thus affecting the quantity being measured.

      light from the supernova would be interacting with the earth regardless of whether scientists were there.

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    4. Re:So if I stop looking? by saintsfan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I agree. I'm no scientist, but it sounds like philosophy and science just had a nasty one night stand they will soon regret

    5. Re:So if I stop looking? by digitig · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. I'm no scientist, but it sounds like philosophy and science just had a nasty one night stand they will soon regret Yes, I expect they would -- philosophy is a parent of science, so a one-night stand between the two would be a pretty bad idea.
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    6. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is this a bit like how when more people are listening to the radio, they have to turn the transmitter power up to counteract all the extra people sucking the signal out of the air?

    7. Re:So if I stop looking? by Torvaun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Philosophy, Science, and Oedipus walk into a bar...

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    8. Re:So if I stop looking? by mikkelm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, my town center only holds 10 workers, and they're terrible archers.

    9. Re:So if I stop looking? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I don't get is this: energy takes time to travel. If we're looking at it now, it was generated in the past. If we're observing it now, that means we're observing what happened in the past. Doesn't this mean that the universe would have ceased to exist prior to us observing it? ...

      Makes me lend some credence to the "infinite universes" theory. We actually destroyed some other universe, not our own.

      Of course, it's more likely I'm just being dense and not understanding the theory involved here, and the universe is just set to collapse a few trillion years before it otherwise would have. ...

      This assumes, of course, that human beings are the only objects in the universe observing such things. Will some other intelligence step up and accuse Humanity of universicide? Or will they observe similar things and bring our universe to a crashing halt?

    10. Re:So if I stop looking? by bperkins · · Score: 0

      >The point being made by Schroedinger is that observation inescapably means interaction and thus affecting the quantity being measured.

      Nope.

      From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle

      "The uncertainty principle in quantum mechanics is sometimes erroneously explained by claiming that the measurement of position necessarily disturbs a particle's momentum, and vice versa--i.e., that the uncertainty principle is a manifestation of the observer effect. Indeed, Heisenberg himself may have initially offered explanations which suggested this view. Prior to the more modern understanding, a measurement was often visualized as a physical disturbance inflicted directly on the measured system, being sometimes illustrated as a thought experiment called Heisenberg's microscope."

      A simple example is the z component of the spin of an electron, as measured in the Stern-Gerlach experiment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stern%E2%80%93Gerlach_experiment). You can re-measure the z component of spin over and over again, you'll always get the same result. If you take a supsequent measurement of the x component, you'll have a 50/50 probability of getting +-1/2. If you re-measure the z component, the electron forgets its previous spin value, and you have a 50/50 chance of getting +-1/2 again. T

    11. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then who is to say the universe being destroyed is our fault?

      Perhaps it was alien scientists 10,000,000 years ago in another galaxy, observing the universe like we are, who fucked everything up first.

    12. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, thanks a lot. I just had the misfortune to watch Oldboy last night, and I was trying to block it from my memory.

    13. Re:So if I stop looking? by bperkins · · Score: 1

      In which case millions of physicists will start taking interest in SETI.

      Maybe. :)

    14. Re:So if I stop looking? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      more likely I'm just being dense and not understanding the theory involved here
      the theory is going to the telegraph for serious insightful reporting is like going to Goatse.cx for hemorroid care advice.

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    15. Re:So if I stop looking? by risk+one · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ouch.

    16. Re:So if I stop looking? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a premise for a really good and short Greg Egan novel to me - "Quarantine". Silly sophilistic idea but it works well there.

    17. Re:So if I stop looking? by AC-x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the following line from tfa sums it up nicely

      "just as a watched kettle never boils." i.e. doesn't change a thing

    18. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nope. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle

      I am sorry, Wikipedia was not on the reading list at Oxford.

      Explaining Stern-Gerlach by reference to observation is an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics. OK if you want to take the poision that the universe computes using lazy evaluation you can make an unfalsifiable theory out of it.

      A much simpler interpretation is that the interaction in the z plane causes the x plane to defocus and vice versa because the two are aspects of a single attribute which is kind ow what you would be expecting if you thought about the fact that we model electrons with TWO spin states, not FOUR which is what you would need if the x and z polarizations were independent.

      Electrons having only two spin states is kinda intrinsic to the standard model thingie.

      No, electrons do not say 'whoops I just hit a measurement instrument, I have to remember to do something wierd'. Electrons behave the same way whether someone is watching or not.

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    19. Re:So if I stop looking? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone will meet in the local town or city center at sunset to form a mob, and then proceed to the local observatory! Please be considerate and shield your torches from excess light pollution by enclosing the flame in red-tinted glass. Thanks, and remember to stop by the lobby for refreshments and souvenirs.
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    20. Re:So if I stop looking? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here.".

      Oedipus says, "Why not?".

      The bartender says, "No, not you. You're okay. We tolerate your sexual lifestyle in this neighbourhood. As for you 2, you both are just plain nuts.".

    21. Re:So if I stop looking? by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it didn't start destroying the universe until we observed those alien scientists.

    22. Re:So if I stop looking? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, it's not like any of them could see it coming.

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    23. Re:So if I stop looking? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      light from the supernova would be interacting with the earth regardless of whether scientists were there.

      It's really quite a ridiculous thing to say, at least on the face of it. If you believe in consensus reality... not that I really do...

      Well, anyway, the next step after this seems to be believing in the idea that you can jinx yourself by saying something will happen - but only if you aren't counting on that happening.

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    24. Re:So if I stop looking? by bperkins · · Score: 1

      I refer to wikipedia because it's easily referenced. I read over the article and know it to be more or less factually correct.

      Explaining Stern-Gerlach by reference to observation is an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics.

      A widely held one, though.

      Your "defocusing" theory is fine, but is not born of any kind of physical observation or force. It is therefore no more or less "uhga-buhga".

      Physical interaction theories also fail to account for the EPR paradox. These types of models or pretty much rejected.

    25. Re:So if I stop looking? by RedOctober · · Score: 1

      Except the earth would as a result therefore also be in an indeterminate quantum state until someone bothered to measure it. See what you did there? You created a chain of interdependent quantum states, but you did not address the question of what causes the wave function to collapse.

    26. Re:So if I stop looking? by argiedot · · Score: 1

      Wow, I got a strong Asimov flashback from that paragraph.

    27. Re:So if I stop looking? by Schemat1c · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nope. You forgot to turn off your italics.

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    28. Re:So if I stop looking? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Don't give out the punchline!

    29. Re:So if I stop looking? by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      Forget the physicists! Millions of lawyers are seeing dollar signs. Think of the damages they can sue those aliens for. The destruction of our universe must be monetized.

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    30. Re:So if I stop looking? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      light from the supernova would be interacting with the earth regardless of whether scientists were there. ...wouldn't that hypothesis need...an observation?

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    31. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But logic was left at home! Logic is feeling alone.

    32. Re:So if I stop looking? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      The observer effect works on us too, if aliens are observing us, they will be affecting our planet. Which leads to only one conclusion... global warming is caused by too many aliens looking at us!

    33. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even "collapse of the wave function" is total bollocks. Physics has always demanded conservation - mass, energy, momentum - if we see a violation, we don't scrap everything we already "know", we look to see where the theory or experiment went wrong. Yet "wave function collapse" would have us believe that the quantum fairy makes half of reality disappear "poof" every time things interact.

      Yeah, right.

      Far more likely that all the other interactions happen as well, we're just tied into noticing only one at a time. Nothing magical happens to whatever the wave functions represent - and in particular, half of reality doesn't suddenly, mysteriously disappear.

      Schroedinger's cat is still both alive and dead, even after we open the box.

    34. Re:So if I stop looking? by cbacba · · Score: 1

      In other words, in that meadow where no one ever thought of building a large research telescope, those daisys are responsible for the destruction of the universe. I wonder if the act of thinking about building a telescope there might accelerate the end of the universe even further. LOL

      At times it looks like the failure to create the unified field theory may be due to the problem that cosmology is not yet as screwed up as qm. Perhaps this article is the beginning of a correction to that problem which will quickly lead to the unified theory.

    35. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      >Explaining Stern-Gerlach by reference to observation is an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics.
      A widely held one, though.
      Your "defocusing" theory is fine, but is not born of any kind of physical observation or force. It is therefore no more or less "uhga-buhga".

      40% of Americans think that the world is 6000 years old. Who holds an idea is rather more important as how many.

      I have worked/studied at Oxford University Nuclear Physics Lab, DESY and CERN. Nobody has ever suggested the interpretation you suggest to me.

      Claiming that particles behave differently under 'observation' as opposed to interaction would require you to define observation. That was Shroedinger's point. Is the cat an observer?

      I don't need to do an experiment to determine that a theory is inconsistent or ambiguous.

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    36. Re:So if I stop looking? by ijakings · · Score: 0

      will it blend?

    37. Re:So if I stop looking? by bperkins · · Score: 1

      I don't care where you've studied. My education is not quite as prestigious as yours, but I also studied at a postgraduate level in QM.

      Physical observation effects and hidden variables can not explain the violation of Bell's inequality.

      Please pick you favorite reference and look up 'Quantum Entanglement" or "EPR paradox."

      Exactly how you interpret these results a a matter of meta-physics, but your mechanism doesn't work, at least without positing the faster-than-light transfer of information.

    38. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right.

      What I cannot stand is the sensationalism either the editors or the readers place on these kind of psuedo-science stories; these stories have as much truth as Pravda did... because they too do not include all the truth.

    39. Re:So if I stop looking? by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Light travels at a known speed, at least known to the best of human knowledge. If it takes time for light to reach Earth from a given point in the galaxy, then it stands to reason that said light source is constantly emitting that light even when not being observed by a human eye. If it wasn't, the light source would have to have a way of knowing to emit light a precise amount of time prior to a humans observation. So now that we've established that light is being emitted constantly, once light energy has left the source what's the difference whether it reflects off a rock or the back of a human retina?

    40. Re:So if I stop looking? by synaptik · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny! (And yet, all your mods thought it insightful...)

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    41. Re:So if I stop looking? by gnuman99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No no no. And the Spaghetti Monster people, while on the right track are not quite there yet. Global warming is caused by pirates! How? Have you ever seen Stargate? Then you know! The pirates of the yonder days have ascended and are looking down on us causing global warming. That with the high vibrational state of the dimensional alien pirate cyborgs are vibrating our poor Earth hotter!! How do I know this? From the secret mind control waves on the austral spectrum frequencies! You just have to tune them in!!

      So, global warming is caused by ascended alien cyborg pirates observing the earth from a high vibrational dimension! It is so simple. Why the scientists don't even want to do studies on this??? Because of the secret alien-government hybrid cloning cover-up!

      /tribute to all the whackos that don't know what science is - they also sometimes get articles in science papers and other real publications :(

    42. Re:So if I stop looking? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I think you're a bit confused about quantum mechanics. Light doesn't just `travel'; you can say that it decides to be emitted (possibly many light years ago) the moment you observe it just now.

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    43. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Exactly how you interpret these results a a matter of meta-physics, but your mechanism doesn't work, at least without positing the faster-than-light transfer of information.

      Faster than light interaction does not require faster than light transfer of information. All attempts to use faster than light interaction to cause transfer of information have failed to date.

      Positing that particles behave differently when being 'observed' would require you to provide a testable definition of 'observation' whic I don't think you can.

      The theory that nothing can travel faster than light is just that, a theory. The theory that particles behave the same whether or not they are under experimental conditions is an essential precondition for science.

      All experiments are to a degree a measurement of the phenomena under test and the experimental apparatus. But saying that the decision to observe by itself changes the outcome is bad metaphysics.

      All QM tells us is that it is impossible to set up an experiment that measures two complimentary variables at the same time. The interaction necessary to measure one will disrupt the other. QM does not tell us that the decision to record the results of an experiment changes the outcome.

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    44. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeio · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Are they saying atoms and particles can "watch" other atoms and particles, but atoms and particles that make up monkeys that can think can't watch other atoms and particles or they become dark matter an energy?

      Cosmology has come a long way due to the Hubble and many other very useful projects that have really changed cosmology hugely in the last 10 years, but for every trend that bucks a theory, you always get this poppycock trying to explain the unexplainable.

      I always say, when arguing about crap like this, is that YOU are IN the box, so observations are while being IN the box are suspect.

      Cosmology just needs more time and data. But it will never be right, it will just change to fit the observable universe better. The universe seems to like limits quite a bit, and your understanding of reality could possibly approach the limit of complete understanding, but it will never get there.

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    45. Re:So if I stop looking? by bperkins · · Score: 1

      Positing that particles behave differently when being 'observed' would require you to provide a testable definition of 'observation' whic I don't think you can.

      An observation is determining the eigenstate of a system. If the system was previously in a superposition of eigenstates this will resolve into one of those possibilities. This isn't a very satisfying definition, but describes any measurement that can be made on a quantum mechanical level.

      The theory that particles behave the same whether or not they are under experimental conditions is an essential precondition for science.

      I'm not sure that this is strictly necessary for science, and we know that this isn't the case. What we're arguing about is the mechanism. If you choose to believe on faster than light interactions with no known mechanism rather than observation causing changes to particle system that's fine. For what it's worth many scientists (e.g Einstein) thought QM was an incomplete theory for this reason, but among QM physicists the latter idea is a more popular view I think.

      All QM tells us is that it is impossible to set up an experiment that measures two complimentary variables at the same time. The interaction necessary to measure one will disrupt the other. QM does not tell us that the decision to record the results of an experiment changes the outcome.

      Again we know that observation cause systems to change, we just don't agree on the mechanism. What happens When we _don't_ do an experiment, is indeed a question for philosophers.

    46. Re:So if I stop looking? by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      -1 Woosh! :)

    47. Re:So if I stop looking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, some theories do consider the observation of a sentient being to be significant.

      The thing is, what distinguishes observation by a sentient being from other interactions is something that can't really be determined by any currently known objective means.

      In any case, it seems extremely unlikely that the universe would distinguish between an observation leading to conscious conclusions and an interaction that affected its development otherwise.

    48. Re:So if I stop looking? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      An observation is determining the eigenstate of a system. If the system was previously in a superposition of eigenstates this will resolve into one of those possibilities. This isn't a very satisfying definition, but describes any measurement that can be made on a quantum mechanical level.

      Well you are right about it being wolly thinking. Lady Tottington from curse of the Were-Rabbit was capable of clearer thinking.

      So when particle A interacts with particle B you think that the mechanics of the interaction depends on whether someone is watching. Funny me, never saw that switch in GEANT.

      Now the wolly thinking has shifted to the definition of 'determining'. Iteraction of any kind will determine the eigenstate of the system whether or not someone is watching.

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    49. Re:So if I stop looking? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Yes, I expect they would -- philosophy is a parent of science, so a one-night stand between the two would be a pretty bad idea.

      Hear that sound ? That ominous, eery moaning ? It's Rule #34. You just invoked it. Now I dare not go browsing on moonlit nights, for fear of what I might come accross on a dark page of some bitrotten, long-forgotten website. The naked female anime version of Ctulhu was bad enough...

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    50. Re:So if I stop looking? by Walkingshark · · Score: 1
      ... "Many light years ago"


      But can the light make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?

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    51. Re:So if I stop looking? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      You think that it went over my head?

    52. Re:So if I stop looking? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      No, you don't quite get it. Observation is the only thing that collapses probability waveforms to concrete reality. Without observers, there would be no concrete reality. Just probability waves. So we would really be destroying the universe by not observing it.

    53. Re:So if I stop looking? by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      Silverberg & Asimov wrote a pretty decent sequel, also titled Nightfall.

    54. Re:So if I stop looking? by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      I refer to wikipedia because it's easily referenced. I read over the article and know it to be more or less factually correct.
      Explaining Stern-Gerlach by reference to observation is an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics.

      A widely held one, though. Your "defocusing" theory is fine, but is not born of any kind of physical observation or force. It is therefore no more or less "uhga-buhga".
      Pardon me, may I butt in? QM for Dummies holds that the electron is the wavefunction, so that only when we measure the electron and collapse its wavefunction does it exist at a discreet location. That is "an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics," because it assumes, without proof, that lack of proof of the electron's specific location is proof of lack of a specific position. That is sophistry, or stupidity, depending on which "physicist" you have the misfortune of asking about this fairy tale known as the "observer effect". The contrary position, that when the electron is not measured its position is unknown, but is describable as being within the parameters of an equation called a wavefunction, is not "an uhga-buhga approach to Quantum Physics," because it makes no assertion whatsoever about what is not measurable. It is rational analysis of empirical fact, combined with acknowledgment that some facts are unknown, and some may in fact be unknowable. Not non-existent, just unknowable because they are not measurable. I can acknowledge that the data might not prohibit such absurdities as the possibility that the electron ceases to exist, or jumps at superliminal velocities between measurements, if we manage to measure it quickly enough. I can also, however, admit that the data do not imply that such things do happen, just because of the unique problems of measurements of quanta.

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  2. If that is true... by starglider29a · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?

    1. Re:If that is true... by HeavensBlade23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quick, someone mod him down before he shortens all of our lives!

    2. Re:If that is true... by Carthag · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm doing my share of shortening the life of the universe by increasing entropy. Right now I'm rubbing my hands together, both in glee, and to create excess heat. Muahahaha.

    3. Re:If that is true... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?

      Don't worry, dupes are on the way...

      Let's hope God is a slashdot editor.

    4. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cut it out, you madman!

    5. Re:If that is true... by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

      I actually laughed out loud ... awesome comment!

    6. Re:If that is true... by Yetihehe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Strange, when I rub my hands, there are only black, little, soft rods emerging. Is this dark matter everyone keeps talking about?

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    7. Re:If that is true... by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do I also shorten the life of this post by reading it?

      Dammit! I already made that joke when I submitted the article, and Zonk edited it out of my summary. I thought the whole thing was just silly, but it was such a good opportunity to be a smartass that I submitted it anyway. And look what happens. YOU get all the comedic karma. Perhaps the humor couldn't manifest itself until AFTER the submission had been observed? My original headline was "Mankind damages universe by looking at it," which was far more fun. Oh well.

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    8. Re:If that is true... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You may not damage the universe, but I suggest you have your vision checked regularly.

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    9. Re:If that is true... by Cryolithic · · Score: 2

      for your credit, from the firehose:

        Mankind damages universe by looking at it. 2007-11-23 09:56 ScentCone
      Submitted by ScentCone on Friday November 23, @09:56AM
      Space
      ScentCone writes "The Telegraph covers a New Scientist report (subscribers only) about two US comsologists who suggest that, a la Schrodinger's possibly unhappy cat, the act of obvserving certain facets of our universe may have shortened its life . FTA, 'Prof Krauss says that the measurement of the light from supernovae in 1998, which provided evidence of dark energy, may have reset the decay of the void to zero -- back to a point when the likelihood of its surviving was falling rapidly.' Warning: if you've read this summary, you may have already changed the article."
      + -

    10. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're too late - Simpsons did it.

    11. Re:If that is true... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      for your credit, from the firehose

      How sporting of you!

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    12. Re:If that is true... by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you keep doing that you'll go blind.

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    13. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, because even if God isn't CowboyNeal is.

    14. Re:If that is true... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      No - you're rubbing off dead skin cells and dirt and then rolling them into little strips - FFS wash your hands more often and use an exfoliating scrub.

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    15. Re:If that is true... by senorironclad · · Score: 1

      And here I was thinking he was referencing Princess Mononoke. Don't worry I am going in self-imposed exile.

    16. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The is no Slashdot editor.

    17. Re:If that is true... by risk+one · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thus extending the life of the universe. Keep it up!

    18. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, when I rub my hands, there are only black, little, soft rods emerging. Is this dark matter everyone keeps talking about? No, dude, that's called finger hash, and if you smoke it it'll knock your fucking socks off!
    19. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait, really?

    20. Re:If that is true... by Rebelgecko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Keep it up! I've spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out whether or not that is intentional, bravo.
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    21. Re:If that is true... by Mozk · · Score: 1

      I had this very strange image in my head somewhat like that, and it sent shivers up my spine (not in the being scared way). I can't even explain it, it's just really weird, and now I feel high or something?

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    22. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you're on a quantum computer ;-)

    23. Re:If that is true... by warrigal · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I want to know what happens if the observer is, say, a duck. Does it matter if we don't know if the observer can make sense of the observation? Who is the arbiter? The observer? The observed? The whatever-it-is that goes around collapsing waveforms when it thinks they're being observed?
      Like, is the experiment IQ sensitive? Is there an IQ threshold at which the effect takes place?
      If we had a trained duck (I like ducks) that could detect the waveform and placed it in a box with an identical untrained duck and then randomly picked a duck to be the observer, what would happen?
      Anyone?

    24. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't feel too bad about it - Zonk wouldn't know humour if it was a 40-ton truck hitting him.

    25. Re:If that is true... by bheading · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's too busy playing dice.

    26. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a single white, big, hard rod emerging in my hands.

    27. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am, my child! - slashdot editor (GOD)

    28. Re:If that is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a root-like account on every slashcode site, isn't there?

    29. Re:If that is true... by PonyHome · · Score: 1

      That's okay. It's Schroedinger's Joke. Until someone laughs at it, it both is and is not funny.

    30. Re:If that is true... by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

      exfoliating

      Well now, that's a word I never thought I'd see here.
      I'm a little hesitant to welcome our new exfoliating overloards.
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    31. Re:If that is true... by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Ewww... wash your hands already. >_

  3. The phrase by arkham6 · · Score: 0

    "Pull the other one, its got bells on it! comes to mind.

    1. Re:The phrase by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I won't pretend to be an expert, but I don't see how passive observation using the naked eye is any more likely to screw up the universe than passive observation using any number of more scientific methods. If so, just by existing we would cause all the same problems.

      Either way, what it really depends on is whether we're inside or outside of the box. If we're outside the box we may cause the events to collapse by observation, but if we're inside the box, then we're fine...As long as the universe doesn't open the box, in which case we're either fine or dead or both.

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    2. Re:The phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does the phrase "Physicists who believe in string theory are complete fucking morons"

    3. Re:The phrase by koxkoxkox · · Score: 1

      You may as well say "scientists who believe in a theory are morons". Hint : the keyword here is "believe".

    4. Re:The phrase by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Mine's got balls on it, mate. If yours has bells on it I suggest you seek immediate medical attention.

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    5. Re:The phrase by warrigal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have hit the nail on the head. Scientists, like everyone else, are entitled to believe whatever they like. In that regard science has common cause with religion.
      Scientists seem to be having problems understanding the complexity of reality and are turning to mysticism. Any conclusion that depends on mysticism is automatically suspect in my book. It's back to the primitive practice of inventing a god or demon to account for things we don't understand.
      What next? Prayers and holy water before observations?

    6. Re:The phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this guy was talking about a universe in a box like two hours ago and nobody has yet to make any Futurama references. Thanksgiving was yesterday. It's time to get back to work.

    7. Re:The phrase by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those scientists must think outside the box... :D

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    8. Re:The phrase by spleen_blender · · Score: 1

      "...in which case we're either fine or dead or both." Enter my dream of a zombie apocalypse.

    9. Re:The phrase by mikiN · · Score: 1

      As long as the universe doesn't open the box, in which case we're either fine or dead or both. shhhh...that's the clue to Pandora's box-don't let the gin out of the bottle.

      In any case, we'll be sure we are doomed when some hyperdimensional kid opens the box that is our Universe, zooms in on Earth and goes: "OMG PONIES!!!"
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    10. Re:The phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how passive observation using the naked eye is any more likely to screw up the universe than passive observation using any number of more scientific methods.

      They should make it illegal to look at the sky!

    11. Re:The phrase by gevantry · · Score: 1

      Who would have thought the RIAA had licensed the rest of the universe as well. So much for the Music of the Spheres. I hope those scientists are prepared for the infringement claims...

    12. Re:The phrase by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      I won't pretend to be an expert, but I don't see how passive observation using the naked eye is any more likely to screw up the universe than passive observation using any number of more scientific methods. If so, just by existing we would cause all the same problems.

      If observation by a human really does affect the universe, the most likely explanation is that we're all characters in a super-being's game of Populous.

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    13. Re:The phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have not heard of the act of 'waving a dead chicken' in reference to troubleshooting/debugging computer systems/software - and these are systems we built! There are some things that are unpredictable, even with all of our knowledge.

      As the complexity of a given system rises relative to our ability to understand it, its actions become less and less distinguishable from magic.

      I would assume our feeble multi-terabyte brains would have difficulty understanding the gazillion+ moving parts that make up the universe from our very limited point of observation. So, I don't see how prayers and holy water would hurt (although the holy water might be a safety hazard around high voltage equipment).

    14. Re:The phrase by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      ad logicam: As in, "Hot things tend to rise; The sun is high above us; Therefore the sun is hot!"? I like it. Officially appropriated.

    15. Re:The phrase by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yep. The classic example is: All philosophers are men. Aristotle was a philosopher. Therefore Aristotle was a man.

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  4. On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Upon the first reading of the summary, this sounds retarded.

    We don't send out EM to study the cosmos, we look at EM radiation that was already coming to us. What's the difference between harmlessly absorbing this radiation and measuring it with scientific instruments? The fact that we think about it?

    What am I missing here?

    1. Re:On first glance... by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      I rather think this is actually heavy theoretical physics type stuff. Not for the likes of us norms.

      Everything is changed by observing it, but only on the quantum level if I have this right, something to do with wave form collapsing or somesuch.

      Since everything is made out of quantum, nothing can escaped being changed.

    2. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What am I missing here? Quantum physics of course... Read up on it, please.
    3. Re:On first glance... by rootofevil · · Score: 3, Funny

      lots of things can escaped being changed. typically they are not proceeded with a ^ or /

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    4. Re:On first glance... by ByOhTek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are missing absolutely nothing. Those that mystify the "observation changest things" are missing something.

      To observe something, it must be interacted with. The most common form of interaction involves a photon bouncing off of something, or being generated by something.

      This involves a small energy transfer and/or a series of reactions between the "thing" used for observation and the observee. This is why observation causes a solidification of state, and/or change.

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    5. Re:On first glance... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't send out EM to study the cosmos, we look at EM radiation that was already coming to us. What's the difference between harmlessly absorbing this radiation and measuring it with scientific instruments?

      In short, quantum physics kicks common sense right smack in the nuts.

    6. Re:On first glance... by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but you're the one missing the quantum physics. The GP posed a good question, does conscious observation differ from unconscious. The answer (so far as we know) is no, ergo quantum physics doesn't support this. Perhaps those are are going to be pedantic should first read up on the subject before telling others too?

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    7. Re:On first glance... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      i think the point is that photon was going to bounce off earth anyway, so teh act of observation did nothing more then was going to happen anyway.

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    8. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not missing anything. You hit the nail right on the head. This radiation would have been absorbed or "observed" by the surface behind the device that absorbed the radiation anyway.

      We don't get any special powers over the universe just because we are more sentient than rocks.

    9. Re:On first glance... by djupedal · · Score: 1

      "What am I missing here?

      The fact that a shadow was cast where there ought not to be one. However tiny or difficult to measure, we have injected ourselves into the vast mix known as infinity.

      Now, there is an incomplete horizon - a break in an otherwise perfect line...a line that once broken, can never be drawn again. It is this most minor of flaws that we now now deal with. The universe is right to be concerned that we may not have the means to make things right once again, for we are no more of an influence on the grand stage than the butterfly that beats wings in Brazil, only to trigger a typhoon near Taiwan.

    10. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you think about it that way, it does seem ridiculous... some interpretations of quantum mechanics (for example, the "Many Worlds" model, explained below) may help understand how this could possibly be. Indeed, this is why some people dislike the typical view of quantum mechanics (the "Copenhagen Model"), as there are experiments that show that this does in fact change things.

      The most straight-forward example (that doesn't involve murdering cats) is the double-slit experiment. You send a coherent beam of light (or electrons, it turns out, although that particular experiment is harder) at a screen with two slits in it, and observe what pattern appears on the wall behind it. With just one slit, a particular pattern (a diffraction pattern) appears. But with both slits in place, you see characteristic alternating bands of light and dark (an interference pattern). The weird part comes if you place a detector in the slit (that still allows the light to pass through), to try to see which slit each photon goes through. If you do that, the intereference pattern disappears! Somehow, the act of passively measuring the photon (which is just EM radiation under a different name) with scientific instruments changes the fundamental character of the interaction - that is, you "collapse the wave function."

      While measuring the whole universe does indeed sound much more ridiculous than a table-top experiment, the point is just that the axioms of quantum mechanics, when applied to the universe as a whole, give this result. Now, this could mean there's something wrong with the way we model dark energy... my money is on this one, seeing as how we actually have no consistent theory at all of how Dark Energy works. This article is based on 2 or 3 assumptions that have not at all been established as anything other than theories that might work (and there are far more theories that also work and don't tell you that we're destroying the universe).

      Alternatively, though, this could mean we don't understand quantum mechanics (in fact, we KNOW that it's wrong when it comes to gravity, for other reasons) or at least that the Copenhagen model is incorrect. An attractive (to some people) model is the "Many Worlds" model. According to this interpretation, instead of the universe reacting to our measurements, there are universes created every time a measurement is made for each of the possible outcomes of the measurement. So measuring the acceleration of Dark Energy, in this interpretation, doesn't change the universe directly - instead, it simply selects one out of many possible universes for YOU to inhabit. From that viewpoint, it makes much more sense how observation can affect things that you are not directly controlling - you just pick where you're doing your observation from, rather than changing the thing that you are observing.

    11. Re:On first glance... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I rather think this is actually heavy theoretical physics type stuff. Not for the likes of us norms.

      I have a degree from Oxford University Dept. of Nuclear Physics.

      Sounds like the most ridiculous idea since Fliechmann and Ponsi tried to do cold fusion to me

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    12. Re:On first glance... by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      You're missing years of the Quantum Mechanics study, which seems to make people crazy. This is a pretty ridiculous claim. Perhaps it makes sense in some sort of theoretical way, but I seriously doubt that this is a reality.

    13. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current replies to your post are really funny.

      This is absolutely retarded - just for the reasons you and other have stated, and it gives physicists a bad name.

      I can't believe this guy is a professor. God forbid he actually teaches quantum mechanics.

      For those who still think you are missing some deep quantum mechanical philosophy... "observation" really just means "interaction". it has nothing to do with our conscious understanding of what happened to something or what something is. It really is an unfortunate choice of words for the layman, and Schrodinger's cat is an unfortunate example as well (it is only meant to be pedegogical). The light from a supernova feels the effects of dark energy long before it ever reaches earth. Furthermore the number of photons which interacted with our scientific experiments versus the number of photons which interacted with anything else in the universe is.. small. The fact that some of us interpreted the results from those interactions with our brains as opposed to all the other interactions which took place has nothing to do with quantum mechanics. So it should be clear that dark energy is and has been measured all over the universe since the beginning of time.

      This is an amazing example of misundertanding of physics and an overestimate of human self-importance.

    14. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This may be physically true, but the theoretical framework of quantum mechanics does not require it. This is why this Dark Energy test is an interesting point to make. Most astrophysicists will probably agree that it sounds rather ridiculous, but the point is that the way Dark Energy is theoretically modeled by some people (e.g. a quantized scalar field, probably in a false vacuum), the result is as the article describes.

      That is to say, you need not postulate anything about how a photon interacts with a detector to still get the strange result in the double-slit experiment. Just say that the measurement collapses the wave function (e.g. fixes it to a definite eigenstate), and you get the results observed. So it isn't all in the details about the interaction - there's something going on that applies rather well in general to all quantum mechanical interactions.

      To sum up, "observation changest things" is not a "mystification," but rather a way to generalize what's going on and develop a theoretical framework (which, incidentally, is quantitatively by far the best verified theory science has ever created).

    15. Re:On first glance... by no-body · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty ridiculous claim.
      Not when he has solved time travel. That supernova is how far away? Haven't found it on the net, but it's very old, so very very far away.
      Guess he has something up his sleeve to turn the clock back a little to fiddle something back then.

    16. Re:On first glance... by Goaway · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fliechmann and Ponsi tried to do cold fusion to me You're making it sound so dirty.
    17. Re:On first glance... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      His point was that the only factor we changed is that the interaction is now noticed by humans. The claim here does sound a lot like someone thought "observer" means a sentient being. If you don't put a detector in the photon's path and the photon hits the wall instead the photon's wave still collapses (or a universe is selected, depending on how you see it). The story makes it sound like there's a difference between the photon's impact being "observed" by the wall and by some scientists reading the detector's output. If that was not the claim then our measurement of the dark matter wouldn't have an effect because the planet would still be hit by that radiation and still cause it to be "observed", just by an inanimate surface instead of the self-proclaimed king of creation.

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    18. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how one could compare quantum measurements with measuring something as large as the universe. Is it not bloody obvious that quantum particles act differently than planets and stars? Maybe we changed the course of a Million Trillion particles with our meddling. Big whoop. That's insignificant.

    19. Re:On first glance... by MS'F'K · · Score: 1

      "The universe has a right to be concerned..."????!!!!!!! Just how does the universe go about being "concerned"? Or are you speaking on behalf of the universe? Wow, are you the universe's representative here on earth? If so, please be the very first person ever to provide a shred of evidence to back up the statement that a "butterfly. . . beats wings in Brazil, only to trigger a typhoon near Taiwan." (Only if the universe will authorize the release of that information, of course.)

    20. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The GP posed a good question, does conscious observation differ from unconscious.

      Wouldn't that just basically be the anthropic principle though? The thought that events don't occur unless it is witnessed by a human? I would think in that case it's simply relegated to the domain of philosophy, not physics.

      "Observation" at the quantum level requires interacting in such a way that you alter the system by actively meddling in things. In that case, yes you're collapsing a quantum state to a single outcome. But observing light emitted by events that have already been collapsed? Only if it's entangled and SAAD takes effect when you intercept each photon, collapsing the state of each one and influencing its entangled partner at the original event.

      Unfortunately, I'm not familiar enough with physics to tell you how often that might happen, and if it would be a statistically great enough frequency to influence something as huge as a star, nova, or supernova.
    21. Re:On first glance... by samkass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a pretty good summary of this in the December issue of Discover magazine (can't find it online; I have the paper copy.) Basically, the fact that the probabilities generated by the equations of quantum theory match the observations statistically is what is "the best verified theory". There is a huge debate about whether there's a wave state that needs to "collapse" into macroscopic "reality" or whether there's a "many worlds" condition in which no collapse is necessary-- we're all part of the equation. The latter theory was considered pretty crazy until recently, but it's a pretty elegant solution and requires no collapses or God-like "observer"s.

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    22. Re:On first glance... by Unnngh! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's quite simple and easy to see. Humans observe the supernova, leading us to greater space exploration and travel. 10,000 years later, we populate the galaxy and start a racial war with the Bug Creatures of Xenon 4. To ultimately win the war, we must travel back in time and destroy their parent star, thus creating the supernova that we are now discussing. Duh.

    23. Re:On first glance... by mlewan · · Score: 1
      Surely there could be cases where our observing is different from a passive matter observing something. If photons come from this dark energy thingummy and simply smash into a rock, the rock does not necessarily "care" about its spin/polarisation or whatnot. The rock simply becomes a little warmer and that's it.

      However, if we set up machinery to measure the photon's polarisation, that can then affect the sending object.

      The difference is not "consciousness" against no consciousness, but simply different levels of measurement. A rock that is too crude a tool to measure polarisation, does not affect that aspect.

    24. Re:On first glance... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      For those who are more visual (helped me,anyway) Here is Dr Quantum - Double Slit Experiment. Makes a lot more sense to me to see it in action.

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    25. Re:On first glance... by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      I believe the pattern disappears because the instrument must delay the photon somehow. That delay is enough to mess with the phase of the wave. The combining of the phases of the waves from the two slits is what causes the pattern. I bet that instead of the phasing pattern, it would appear to look more like a reverb of sound. (steals idea from sound waves, it's still waves, just much faster.)

      So unless the speed of light in your detector, and the speed of light in the air are the same, the phases of the observed waves are going to be messed with.

      -Ed

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    26. Re:On first glance... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      The idea goes that the greater the resolution of observation, the more possibilities are collapsed.

      As an example, consider the Schrödinger's cat-in-a-box thought experiment. The Copenhagen interpretation is that it's a superposition of the alive and dead states. We can also extend that and say we don't know exactly how long it took to die. Now if we open the box and observe the dead cat (let's assume), you collapse the superposition into a single position: The cat is dead. But the exact moment it died is still a mystery.

      If you modify the experiment somehow so you can check the exact moment the cat died, when you check that detail you'll collapse all the possibilities of when the cat died to a single reality.

    27. Re:On first glance... by wytcld · · Score: 1

      Please look up "double slit experiment" - the one with the cat! If you don't look, you get an interference pattern - the electron behaved like a wave and went through both slits at once. But if you monitor either slit, you get no interference pattern - the electron behaved like a particle and went through only one slit. This is not an instance where bumping something sends it off on a different course - there are cases where that's the problem in physics, but this isn't in that category. Rather, the "wave function" "collapses" to a particle just in case you're watching either of the slits, rather than just watching the film on the far side. Consider, the slit you watch may then have the electron-as-particle go through - but it may also have nothing at all go through - the electron half the time goes through the other slit. So at least half the time there's no chance that you bumped anything. The electron just isn't there. Somehow, because you're looking, it just never comes that way. Yet if you don't watch at all we know that every single time it goes through both slits at once.

      That's the sort of observer effect we're worried about (or not worried about) here. It's a lot spookier than bumping something in the night.

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    28. Re:On first glance... by geobeck · · Score: 1

      What am I missing here?

      The incredible arrogance of a small group of scientists who think they understand every particle in the universe to the extent that they control every particle in the universe.

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    29. Re:On first glance... by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Dark Energy is a cosmologists' nightmare...in more ways than one.

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    30. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 2, Informative

      You misunderstand - that's certainly true if this were about us measuring light from stars of planets, but that's not what this is about. The form of Dark Energy this article is talking about is generally modeled as a quantized scalar field. But one of the things that lets Dark Energy act the way it does is that its essentially uniform on all scales, so it can be thought of as sort of a universal wave function (this isn't strictly true, but to a first approximation, its probably the easiest way to think about it). It actually turns out that the math behind a scalar field is substantially easier than the math for photons (which are EM radiation, which is a quantized vector field), and if you treat dark energy that way, it's sort of like treating the whole universe as a a single particle with a unified wave function that we're collapsing when we measure cosmological values.

    31. Re:On first glance... by ETEQ · · Score: 1

      Actually, most of the cosmologists I know see Dark Energy as a wonderful thing - we already know there's something fundamentally wrong with the Standard Model and General Relativity (seeing as how they can't work together), and Dark Energy is about the only thing out there that may provide a direction as to how to solve this problem. (except maybe Dark Matter, and it's looking right now like it'll turn out to be some sort of fairly normal particle who's existence won't require any major changes in our understanding of the universe)

    32. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaaahh, makes sense.

      NOT.

    33. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that we're collapsing when we measure cosmological values

      We do no such thing. No where does anything about human beings or conscious observers ever come up anywhere in any sane version of quantum measurement theory, nor in the vast majority of the insane ones (many worlds etc.)

      The closest thing we have to an objective theory of quantum measurement involves decoherence, although despite it's proponent's wild claims it still requires magic, because as Max Born correctly observed, "Quantum mechanics is magic." But it is not--and we know this with certainty--the kind of magic that has anything to do with consciousness or conscious observation.

      To put it another way, the only things we are conscious of is the classical response of the instrument. That classical response happens in the classical domain, where observation does NOT affect measurements in the relevant quantum mechanical sense. If you disagree with this, you disagree with Bohr's maxim that the measuring instrument has to be treated classically, which is at the foundation of all quantum measurement theory. Although to quote Born again, "WHY do I have to treat the measuring apparatus as classical? What will happen to me if I don't?"

    34. Re:On first glance... by dpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Several years back I read about an experiment I would have thought would be authoritative on this. It was a classic split-beam type of thing, with detectors that could determine which path the photon went down. In normal circumstances, when you insert the detectors, the interference pattern goes away and you get a classical distribution. When you remove the detectors, you get an interference pattern in the quantum mechanical distribution.

      That's all wellandgood, but here's the twist. They inserted the detectors, and disconnected the outputs from any sort of meter or display device. Therefore the detectors "observed," but no conscious knowledge could be gained.

      The interference pattern went away, and they got a classical distribution.

      IMHO, the wave "collapses" when the potential error exceeds Heisenberg's limit, and that constitutes "observation." Most any other answer makes a special place for consciousness in the universe, and cascades into telepathy, clairvoyance, the Force, etc.

      Wish I could remember the reference.

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    35. Re:On first glance... by Courageous · · Score: 1

      What you are missing is a bevy of people calling themselves scientists who are instead trapped deeply in their own mythology.

      C//

    36. Re:On first glance... by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Just to be sure I'm on the same page as you, we've (as in humanity) tested this with one electron? E.g. gotten the disruption pattern on the target with 1 electron, without monitoring either A or B? Seriously, I'd like to know.

    37. Re:On first glance... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The thing is in quantum mechanics observing a particle is like observing a thrown baseball by hitting it with a bat. Sure there is a lot you can figure out about it, but the observation changes the observed. To change the universe by observing it you'd have to do something like bouncing a universe with a known momentum off an universe with an unknown momentum!

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    38. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ. Concious observation clearly differs from undergraduate (aka unconcious or blind drunk) observation, in that concious observation makes money by publishing stupid articles, whereas the others get failing grades for writing stupid papers.

    39. Re:On first glance... by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Nice one, although there is no cat in there (but most cats do have beautiful eyes with slits :-) ). To make some coherent sense out of all of this, before it all gets too entangled, I would kindly point you to this. Look for the word "einselection" to find the explanation you're looking for.

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    40. Re:On first glance... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is the memory of observing the radiation. Keeping a record maintains links with a specific past. Had the photons fallen on dumb forgetful matter then there would be no way to distinguish today's reality from a reality where those photons had never existed.

    41. Re:On first glance... by sjames · · Score: 1

      he answer (so far as we know) is no, ergo quantum physics doesn't support this.

      We don't generally believe there is a difference simply because that would be ODD. However, we can never prove it.

      Consider, we accept that quantum interactions can be non-local in space and perhaps time. So, we cannot ever prove that (for example) radioactive decay still happens if no consciousness will ever perceive it or the evedence of it. As soon as we look, we violate the condition we might want to test, but if we don't look, we don't get our proof.

      Of course, uantum physics is odd enough without that. Apparently, a camel CAN pass through the eye of a needle, but only if it's unconscious and nobody looks.

    42. Re:On first glance... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Might I trouble you for a car analogy, please?

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    43. Re:On first glance... by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      Did it work if they turned the display around and closed their eyes? What if a chimpanzee looked at it? How would a detector + "display device" + consciousness = observation but detector != observation without there being a magical connection between the observer's neurons and the erstwhile photons?

    44. Re:On first glance... by mikiN · · Score: 1

      And when he succeeds he will undoubtedly shout "Yatta!"

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    45. Re:On first glance... by BungaDunga · · Score: 2, Informative
      Quoth Wikipedia:

      The most baffling part of this experiment comes when only one photon at a time is fired at the barrier with both slits open. The pattern of interference remains the same as can be seen if many photons are emitted one at a time and recorded on the same sheet of photographic film. The clear implication is that something with a wavelike nature passes simultaneously through both slits and interferes with itself -- even though there is only one photon present. (The experiment works with electrons, atoms, and even some molecules too.)
    46. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oxford sucks for physics. Now, if you were a Cambridge man...

    47. Re:On first glance... by an.echte.trilingue · · Score: 1

      uh, Oxford doesn't have a department of nuclear physics.

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    48. Re:On first glance... by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      Or it could also mean that since the math implies observation affects reality based on dark matter, the theory surrounding dark matter could be wrong. It's just like how the first calculation of the age of the universe made the universe younger than the youngest objects in it. What followed was a change in the surrounding theory that supported previous observations and the newer model to make everything fit.

      And isn't this the point of science?

      (For the record, Schroedinger was full of crap about the cat/box thing. I understand that he was trying to make a point about quantum behavior, but in reality, the life or death of the cat is independent of the observations; the only doubt lies in the minds of the observers until such observation is made.)

    49. Re:On first glance... by julesh · · Score: 1

      To sum up, "observation changest things" is not a "mystification," but rather a way to generalize what's going on and develop a theoretical framework (which, incidentally, is quantitatively by far the best verified theory science has ever created).

      Well, yes, but to suggest that what quantum physics calls an "observation" only occurs when the observation is made by an intelligent being can, quite rightly, be called mystical bullshit. Which mainstream quantum physicists really believe it?

      IANAQP, but I believe the main contender for what constitutes an observation is based on transfer of matter/energy density: once the possible waveforms have diverged to a certain degree, the collapse will occur. Interactions with sensing equipment will always cause a collapse because sensors cause the waveforms to diverge substantially.

      Unless, of course, you can tell me an experiment that behaves differently if someone is watching it to see the result, I (and I'm pretty sure most scientists) will not believe an intelligent observer is required.

    50. Re:On first glance... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      It's a really unfortunate question, founded in the philosophical claptrap trying to pretend "the universe exists only because I'm looking: If I can't see it, I can pretend it doesn't matter, so I just won't look."

      The approach is often used on personal odors, crooked teeth, receding hairlines, expanding waistliines, wrinkles, urban blight, inflation, that pile of dirty socks in the bathroom, and unwashed dishes, and is an unfortunate form of wishful thinking with similar results in physics as it has in personal hygiene.

    51. Re:On first glance... by julesh · · Score: 1

      The most straight-forward example (that doesn't involve murdering cats) is the double-slit experiment. You send a coherent beam of light (or electrons, it turns out, although that particular experiment is harder) at a screen with two slits in it, and observe what pattern appears on the wall behind it. With just one slit, a particular pattern (a diffraction pattern) appears. But with both slits in place, you see characteristic alternating bands of light and dark (an interference pattern). The weird part comes if you place a detector in the slit (that still allows the light to pass through), to try to see which slit each photon goes through. If you do that, the intereference pattern disappears! Somehow, the act of passively measuring the photon (which is just EM radiation under a different name) with scientific instruments changes the fundamental character of the interaction - that is, you "collapse the wave function."

      There is no such thing as a passive measurement. That's the point of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. The act of measuring the location of the photon destroys the information in its momentum, causing it to decohere with the other photons released thus destroying the interference pattern. Nothing weird about this.

      the point is just that the axioms of quantum mechanics, when applied to the universe as a whole, give this result.

      The axioms of quantum mechanics do not define what constitutes an observation. Therefore, on scales where we don't have experimental evidence for what is / isn't an observation (of which "the universe as a whole" is an extreme example) it is very difficult to apply them with any confidence of accuracy.

    52. Re:On first glance... by julesh · · Score: 1

      I believe the pattern disappears because the instrument must delay the photon somehow. That delay is enough to mess with the phase of the wave. The combining of the phases of the waves from the two slits is what causes the pattern. I bet that instead of the phasing pattern, it would appear to look more like a reverb of sound. (steals idea from sound waves, it's still waves, just much faster.)

      So unless the speed of light in your detector, and the speed of light in the air are the same, the phases of the observed waves are going to be messed with.


      It's worse than that. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle demands that the momentum of the photon be varied by an unpredictable amount, which causes complete decoherence; the light passing out of the detector cannot be considered to have phase at all, as it is effectively white noise.

    53. Re:On first glance... by nebosuke · · Score: 1

      If you don't put a detector in the photon's path and the photon hits the wall instead the photon's wave still collapses (or a universe is selected, depending on how you see it). This is not true, and exactly the point that your parent was trying to make. Without a detector, you see an interference pattern on the wall, which can only happen if the photon passes through both slits and interferes with itself. By detecting the photon at the slits, on the other hand, the pattern disappears because the photon's wave function is collapsed and it only passes through one slit.

      If you're a programmer, think of it as a lazy evaluation mechanism. The wave function of the photon does not collapse unless it is subjected to an interaction that forces it to do so. Generic radiation-earth interactions may well not collapse the state of the particles because, as with the unobserved slits in the double-slit experiment, such an interaction may not distinguish between discrete values and thus never collapses the wave function.

      To give an example using the infamous cat, the cat's state is never collapsed if you throw the box against a wall, only if it is interacted with in such a way that the discrete state of the cat is of material importance to the outcome of the interaction (e.g., looking inside).

    54. Re:On first glance... by Lorkki · · Score: 1

      So, couldn't it be said conversely that change or solidification of state is what causes observation to be possible?

    55. Re:On first glance... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I don't remember all the details, but the gist I got was that the detector itself was enough to constitute observation, even if its output was unplugged. Consciousness was not part of the issue.

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    56. Re:On first glance... by Moochman · · Score: 1

      If you ask me the Ensemble Interpretation makes the most sense http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ensemble_Interpretation --it's based on statistics and seems to be much more in tune with reality as it is actually experienced, and it doesn't require any collapses or God-like observers either. Oh yeah, and Einstein was a fan. :)

    57. Re:On first glance... by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I don't see how it matters in a meaningful way if photons are bouncing off an observatory, my iris or my ass.

      And if these things do matter, who cares. We'll never be able to understand the implications of looking at the galaxy. Maybe by not looking, we would cause every other sentience in the universe to look and from what I grok of quantum mechanics, you can never know.

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    58. Re:On first glance... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The wall is made of a crapload of atoms and whatnot, those do care which one of them is hit by the photon because it changes their kinetic energy. As such the photon cannot impact without having its waveform collapsed.

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    59. Re:On first glance... by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Funny

      uh, Oxford doesn't have a department of nuclear physics [ox.ac.uk]

      It used to, you changed the answer by observing it..

    60. Re:On first glance... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      What about those of us who are musical? Can anyone explain it in a song?

    61. Re:On first glance... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Maybe it is the memory of observing the radiation.

      In the short-term, though, a rock has a "memory" of the radiation in the form of a small temperature increase, which it will probably pass on to something else, such as other rocks or dirt with which it is in contact.

      Disclaimer: I don't know shit about shit

    62. Re:On first glance... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      I don't know shit about shit either. I have this science-fictiony theory about quantum effects and alternate realities. Some quantum theories predict that alternate realities are continuously splitting off of our own. I think they are also combining. Two spaces that are similar will remerge into a single quantum state. This can happen locally. The entire universe is made of overlapping quantum bubbles of alternate realities. Observations and memory across bubbles link them together. It forces them to merge together (or rather prevents one from merging without the other).

      A rock observing a supernova is warmed slighly in the same way that a rock is warmed slightly because a cloud moves out of the way. The heat does not preserve information and so those two realities can merge together (and the first rock becomes unentangled with the supernova). Our sensors do make the distinction between those two events. Because we record and preserve that information, we remain entangled with the supernova and cannot merge back into a reality that did not have the supernova -- at least until we forget the information.

      I don't know how this shortens the life of the universe quite yet.

    63. Re:On first glance... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Of course, it's not just "many" universes. As the wave function is continuous, it's an INFINITE number of universes that are created every time two particles interact -- or continuously, depending on the version. The problem with that is that having an infinite number of things is a meaningless concept. Infinity isn't a "counting number." Infinite or not, I personally think that the conservation of universes should be one of the axioms of science. The concept of a colony of asexually reproducing universes is absurd on so many levels.

    64. Re:On first glance... by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      Oh, okay, good. That makes sense.

    65. Re:On first glance... by ShoeHead · · Score: 1

      Krauss has posted a mea culpa on Woit's Not Even Wrong blog (http://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=621#comments), apologizing for implying that the act of observation caused any sort of damage. He claims to have meant that observations of the CMB can constrain where we are in the course of the heat death of the universe.

      Satellite observations speeding up heat death is so outrageous that it's silly to even rail against it, especially when we're talking about something as messy as a the whole friggin universe. Besides, the paper is talking about time-scales of decay rather than mechanisms for "backaction" ----- keyword to look for, for the type of thing the article was hinting at.

    66. Re:On first glance... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a passive measurement. That's the point of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. The act of measuring the location of the photon destroys the information in its momentum, causing it to decohere with the other photons released thus destroying the interference pattern. Nothing weird about this.


      This was an early, long-discarded interpretation of the Uncertainty Principle. Since then, people have figured out how to deduce the momentum of a photon by measuring other photons, and you still lose the interference even though you don't do anything at all to the photon in question.
    67. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have a degree from Oxford University Dept. of Nuclear Physics."

      Perhaps you could qualify this somehow?

      I'm anoncow cos I toil in DWB and am accusing you of making a fraudulent claim.

      Your choice of words with respect to your degree is ... even more refreshingly atypical than your particle physics interpretation a few posts back. Frankly I wonder if you are either very very old (it's not the NPL any more, and I think most of my cow-orkers weren't alive when it was called "Department of Nuclear Physics"), very very confused or confusing, or very very dishonest.

      This being slashdot, I'd bet on the last.

      My apologies if you are just old (a career including CERN and DESY could be a long one including being stuck with a cv entry of "Christchurch, Oxford, D.Phil 1960something" or "D.Phil. in Nuclear Physics, Oxford University, 1960later" as some of the PP academics have been) and writing sloppily.

      I like "Ponsi" though, too bad you butchered his collaborator's name, destroying the joke. How long did you work in Germany?

    68. Re:On first glance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he is who he claims to be (Phillip Hallam-Baker), then his degree claim is accurate, but since it was awarded on the merit of his work in computer science and electrical engineering, he is no more obviously qualified to talk about QM than I am about INMOS chips.

      He is probably most famous for a libel action in the 1990s.

      I don't think he's that old, and his college was Southampton University.

      >In article HALLAM@DESYVAX.BITNET ("PHILLIP M. HALLAM-BAKER") writes:
      >:If a person takes offense at a post made
      >:in a public forum to which he has the ability to contribute to their first
      >:course of action should be to post a complaint to that forum.

      So he can speak for himself.

    69. Re:On first glance... by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      I never said "observations changes things" is a mystification, I say people mystify it. There is a subtle but valid difference. They mystify it by assuming the observation has to be from an intelligence

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    70. Re:On first glance... by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Yes, and as I remember, there is an electric/magnetic field on the slits when you "look", but not when you don't, correct? I remember hearing about it being done with a photon as well...

      The photon (or electron) is being interacted with when observed and not interacted with when it isn't!

      I've verified this misunderstanding with a couple of Quantum physicist in college, and the stated that I was correct, the reason observation forces a collapsed state, as far as any reasonable theory goes, is that observation requires an interaction (not necessarily a direct interaction - No quantum experiments have direct interactions between person and particle).

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    71. Re:On first glance... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      uh, Oxford doesn't have a department of nuclear physics.

      It did twenty years ago.

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    72. Re:On first glance... by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      If you don't, you lose your POV! A man's gotta know his limitations ...

    73. Re:On first glance... by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      Dark Energy is the reification of scientific ignorance; as ignorance recedes, so Dark Energy will evaporate.

    74. Re:On first glance... by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      Younger than the oldest objects, actually.

    75. Re:On first glance... by vistic · · Score: 1

      An ok visualization, but ugh... that's the guy from the misleading pseudo-science film "What the Bleep Do We Know!?"

    76. Re:On first glance... by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. The point is still valid, though.

  5. That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Universe doesn't care about conscious observers. For example, slight heating of the Earth atmosphere by the light from SN1988 _also_ counts as 'observation'.

    In fact, if an event changes macroscopic state of ANY physical object - it already counts as observation.

    1. Re:That's stupid by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 3, Funny

      No fair!! You changed the outcome by measuring it!!

    2. Re:That's stupid by vvaduva · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Someone is getting "trigger happy" with human existence here. Do animals count when they "observe" stars and macro-events, or is it just white geeky males causing the demise of the entire universe here? :)

    3. Re:That's stupid by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      What you are on to is a philosophic problem with this quantum interpretation. The observer/non-observer distinction is meaningless in naturalistic philosophy.

      So the first question is "what counts as an observer?"

      If observers do change things, naturalism is false as a philosophy.

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    4. Re:That's stupid by Eudial · · Score: 1

      The irony is that, since Schroedinger's cat and wave superposition is an unfalsifiable statement (by it's very nature), it is both true and false at the same time.

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    5. Re:That's stupid by vvaduva · · Score: 0

      I also agree, and your point shows that this is not really a scientific issue, but rather a philosophical one. As long as the conversation remains in the philosophical realm, it's wonderful, but this article is just BS "science" if you ask me.

    6. Re:That's stupid by jalet · · Score: 1

      > In fact, if an event changes macroscopic state of ANY physical object - it
      > already counts as observation.

      Like when I said "You don't need your fingers to see" to my 2 years old when she said "I just want to look at this" while playing with some fragile stuff...

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    7. Re:That's stupid by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're wrong. The act of observing something, even AFTER the event, changes the whole chain of events.

      Look at the two-slit experiments. No observer after the photon passes through the slit - interference patterns, even when only one photon at a time is in the box. Observer - no interference patterns. In other words, the act of observing changes not just the outcome, but the causality.

    8. Re:That's stupid by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Right.

      Now if we went totally outside the boundaries of the earth, and added a *new* object ( say a deep space probe ) to intersect those photons then we might have something real to debate.

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    9. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Nope. The act of observation does NOT 'change' the chain of events, because the word 'change' assumes that event has occurred with some outcome.

      Observation of an event 'creates' it (collapses wavefunction).

    10. Re:That's stupid by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, this is slashdot, so that means I can use this pretense to ask the following question:

      If that's a consistent phenomenon in quantum physics, it supports the "simulated reality" hypothesis, i.e., that the universe is a simulation on someone's computer. Hear me out:

      If someone were to run a simulated reality, they would (as we observe in known simulated reality) take steps to minimize computational resources. Where possible, if a computation doesn't effect future states, and they can feasibly exclude it, they won't perform the calculation. Therefore, instead of running through the full laws of physics for the whole simulated universe, they would only "pick a state" of some subsystem once it becomes coupled to rest of the universe and therefore "has to" perform the computations necessary to make it appear consistent -- exactly the quantum phenomenon you describe.

      It further implies that we could find lower bounds on the computational power of the simulator running the universe if there is one: just find the minimum necessary to consistently generate our current observations. If we want to crash the universe, then we just have point our observation equipment in such a way that rapidly increases the necessary computations required to continue "fooling us". This would most likely include observing the initial state of as many highly-predictable deterministic subsystems as we can, waiting, and then "checking" a random one -- that forces the universe's computer to run through all of them, just to be sure it's consistent for the one that we check.

      Of course, if we crash the universe, we all "die".

      [/padded room]

    11. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      I know, there's even a scifi novel (alas, in Russian) centered around this very idea.

      But this idea really falls into the same bin as religion and solipsism and other such philosophy - it's unfalsifiable.

    12. Re:That's stupid by WalletBoy · · Score: 1

      So a tree falling in the woods does make a sound even if nobody is around to hear it?

    13. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, if there's nobody to hear it then the question does not make any sense - tree will exist in fallen and standing states simultaneously :)

      But in the real world there's always some kind of 'observer'.

    14. Re:That's stupid by syousef · · Score: 1

      I propose the theory be named the "Ostrich Theory of the Universe 2007". Stated simply "If one obtains a physics degree and a bucket of sand, buries his head in a bucket, and gets the attention of a report, the reporter will be easily confused into reporting whatever is said. This instantly propels the physicist to noteeriety at which point the physicist is free to deny, retract or embelish the nonsense that was reported to maximize profit".

      Reminds me of a UFO nutter who I encountered on the train last week. This old bloke insisted that I was poluting my brain by using the Internet and computers. This guy had E=mc^2 on his hat and "UFO" in big letters. He also started talking misguided gibberish about matter and energy. Of course trying to reason with him was like trying to reason with paint not to dry, so I didn't try that for long nor did I tell him I had an Astronomy degree. Even an complete crackpot can grasp a single concept and twist it to the ridiculous. If that crackpot happens to be a scientist that's not quite right in the head...well the gibber can be more convincing.

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    15. Re:That's stupid by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      The observation of an event may not in fact "create it" if our interpretation/understanding of time is wrong. For example, if instead of a "collapsing wave function", we posit that effects can back-propagate to (and change) their causes, same as causes propagate forward and have "effects", we don't need any "collapsing wave function" to "become our reality". This also gets rid of the necessity of the multiverse, and the "many-branches", as well as giving us an objective reality, as opposed to the current "consensual reality".

      Its a lot simpler than assuming that time, unlike every other dimension, is linear and unidirectional, like an arrow. Even arrows aren't.

    16. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Actually, quantum "interactions" _do_ propagate back in time (Google for 'de-broglie wave back propagation'). And there's also uncertainty principle which also works in time: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/02/2231215&tid=14

      However, quantum mechanics is organized in such way that it's impossible to transmit _information_ (and as a consequence any interaction on macroscopic level) back in time. So it's impossible to change the cause of event.

    17. Re:That's stupid by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      But isn't quantum physics unfalsifiable in the same sense? How would you falsify the claim: "A subsystem picks a state *before* it interacts with the macroscopic environment."

    18. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Answer: quantum physicists do not care about _interpretations_ of quantum mechanics.

      In many-worlds theory quantum systems never really collapse - they just branch new universes. In the classical Copenhagen interpretation the wave-function collapses. There's also 'many minds' interpretation (which states that universe exists because it's being observed by conscious observers) and so on.

      Underlying math does not depend on your favorite interpretation. And so they are outside of scope of the science at the moment. However, there's a hope that there might be falsified some time later.

    19. Re:That's stupid by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      ... unless observing that information changes it, same as observing the event changes it? Isn't that what we're actually "seeing" in this case? Think about it. If there is no observer, information CAN be transmitted back. If there is an observer, the act of observing, of necessity, causes the information to be changed, same as sticking a cold thermometer in a warm glass of water cools down the water.

      On the two-slit experiment level, if there is no observer, information is transmitted all along the "path" of the single photon, right to the source, and it successfully interferes with other photons from past and future emissions. However, add an observer, and the back-propagation of the information is interfered with (the observer has "sucked" the information out by observing it - "Tom's Law of Conservation of Information", causing the photons to not interact, since they no longer have the necessary info.

    20. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      No, no, no.

      If you don't have observer then you don't have (classical) information. You have a quantum superposition of states, i.e. all possible outcomes.

      So it's possible to perform double-slit experiment even with single photons (or any other particle) - particles interfere with _themselves_.

    21. Re:That's stupid by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the universe might care about conscious observers. Consider that we are little tuffs of universe, fluffed up into a conscious state. So what I mean is, we are the universe, the universe is us, in a literal sense. As conscious bits of universe, we're not really sure what that means exactly, but it's remarkable to ponder that we certainly live in a self-aware universe. With that in mind, there may be a physical distinction between the universe observing itself -- or not. We don't know nearly enough to posit one way or another.

    22. Re:That's stupid by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Boy, math really likes to rain on people's parades.

      Three cheers for math!

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    23. Re:That's stupid by Slur · · Score: 1

      So the first question is "what counts as an observer?"

      Actually, the answer is simple if you don't give any special status to systems that happen to have organized information-processing hardware like we do. First, lose the term "observer." Observation is simply a physical interaction. So your question now becomes "what counts as an interaction?" and that's an easy one. Anything that interacts! The only difference between an eyeball or a stone being hit by a photon is that the eyeball routes the interaction into an information-processing system.

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    24. Re:That's stupid by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Universe doesn't care about conscious observers.

      Whether the universe "cares" or not about conscious observers, any theory of physics - or of any science - describes and predicts conscious observations. Our theories can't really say "what the universe is doing"; they can say, "here's what we see when we make an observation".

      Whether consciousness has some other role is undetermined - perhaps undeterminable, since we can't test what a observation without consciousness would be like.

      In fact, if an event changes macroscopic state of ANY physical object - it already counts as observation.

      What is "macroscopic state" but the sum of a bunch of quantum states?

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    25. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      >What is "macroscopic state" but the sum of a bunch of quantum states?
      In this case it means any measureable classic state. I.e. temperature, speed, the time taken by atom to cross through a laser pulse etc.

      There's also microscopic or 'quantum' state - it's not possible to measure it.

    26. Re:That's stupid by fermion · · Score: 1
      One way to interpret this is not conscientiousness but interactions. If one particle interacts with another, then the state of both particles are changed. one particle we might use to predict what the other particle going to do, and the other particle is kind enough to follow the prediction. For instance, in the double slit experiment, once we use particles to predict that another particle will go through a particular slit, those particles are kind enough to behave that way. However, if we do not use any particle that could be used to make such a prediction, the particles behave in such a way to follow the predictions of the interaction with the slit. I don't even know that we have to observe it. It seems to me that I have read about some complex experiment where the information was created, destroyed, in many permutations, and really weird stuff happned. This stuff really makes my head hurt. But at the heart is it about particles interacting and the interactions changing what happens. It is pretty obvious, really. It is just we don't think of those changes at such a small level.

      To bring the levels together, for instance, we can look at Hawkings radiation. Some that the universe permeate with zero energy pairs popping in and out exsistence, but they live for so short of a time that they have no time to interact, with anything. Or at least that is supposed to be what happens, unless a black hole is next to it, and the a pair is split, and we create energy.

      In a way, I believe we have known about all this for a long time. We have known that anything is going to cause entropy to increase. Any interaction causes the entropy to increase. There is nothing we can do about it. We can bring the entropy down of part of a system, but the entropy of the surrounding environment will increase by much more than the decrease observed in the subsystem. This is one of those things that tells us we will never have energy too cheap to meter. The odds are stacked against us. if the universe is destroyed, it will be caused by our simple living of our highly organized, low entropy, lives. Anything outside of that is small potatoes. Information thermodynamics also makes my head hurt. That was really a silly story to post on weekend when, at least in the US, we are supposed to be relaxing not having hurting heads.

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    27. Re:That's stupid by SirBruce · · Score: 1

      You're close, but still wrong. "Anything that interacts" can't be a measurement. For example, photons that interact with other photons don't "measure" the other's state; if they did so, they would each collapse each-other's wavefunction, and we'd only see point particles, not interference patterns. So it has to be an interaction that collapses the wavefunction, and exactly how and when such events occur is not well understood. This is known as the Measurement Problem. However, recent work in Quantum Decoherence offers physicists a possible answer, but it's still a very murky and controversial area of study.

    28. Re:That's stupid by budgenator · · Score: 1

      a tree falling in the woods with nobody to hear it doen't make any noise because noise is a value judgement made by humans, the presence of humans have no effect on the sound made.

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    29. Re:That's stupid by weicco · · Score: 1

      And if husband says something and wife isn't there to hear it, is husband still wrong?

      But this joke is wasted here because everyone know that when you have Slashdot ID, you don't have any relationships at all. So is observing Slashdot altering ourselves?!

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    30. Re:That's stupid by RedOctober · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The quantum state of the first object can change the quantum state of this second object, but the wave function of the second object will still be in an undetermined state until you observe it. *You* then must observe this second object, and only then does the wave function of the second collapse, consequently collapsing the wave function of the first object. What you've described is simply a chain of interdependent quantum states - until you observe them, they'll be undetermined.

    31. Re:That's stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the universe might care about conscious observers. Consider that we are little tuffs of universe, fluffed up into a conscious state. So what I mean is, we are the universe, the universe is us, in a literal sense. As conscious bits of universe, we're not really sure what that means exactly, but it's remarkable to ponder that we certainly live in a self-aware universe. With that in mind, there may be a physical distinction between the universe observing itself -- or not. We don't know nearly enough to posit one way or another.
      Consider that we are spherical horses. Consider that we are a bunch of flowers that smell bad. Consider a bunch of cherry blossoms drifting in the whispering winds.

      INSIGHTFUL? More like, NONSENSE . It doesn't actually mean anything - as Pauli once said, "That's not right. It's not even wrong !" "Consciousness" is not a physically measurable quantity, it has no place in serious discussion of contemporary science, except by people wishing to sell books to the gullible.
    32. Re:That's stupid by Troed · · Score: 1

      I've reached the same conclusion. While it's going to be very hard, maybe impossible, to perform scientific experiments that can help us understand if that is what's going on - it's one of the more (to me) likely explanations that fit with the observed facts.

      It's a nice theory.

    33. Re:That's stupid by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about that for a while. Here are some other ideas:

      Universe is expanding---the more we learn about our immediate area, leaves less and less processing power for the rest---so it `appears' to be speeding away (ie: you can say that stuff that's moving away is getting farther and farther, or that you're just getting less and less information from it).

      Big bang is obviously the big reboot.

      Beyond a certain level of detail, we can only talk about probabilities (ie: the simulator only cares about a certain level of detail---and fills in things with randomness beyond that).

      Speed of light provides time for calculations; you look at the sky, see a star (completely randomly generated on the spot when you saw it). The simulator now has time go to back into the `past' and figure out what other data to provide about it.

      I'm also guessing that at some point within the simulation, chaos and randomness mesh together, so that the simulator doesn't -have- to have an infinite memory; it doesn't have to be self-consistent. via chaos, a butterfly flapping its wings 10 years ago changes todays weather... but does it really?, or is today's weather determined by a bunch of random coin flips from the last few weeks? ...just ideas.

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    34. Re:That's stupid by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Universe doesn't care about conscious observers.

      True, but the conscious doing the observing requires the universe to be in a certain state or there wouldn't be any observing to begin with. In that regard, it could be possible that universes that harbor sentient life have to have a solid set of laws about physics in which Heat Death is the final outcome.

      What the article is talking about could just very well be the result of this. The universe could not exist in a way that it does not cease to be because there wouldn't be anyone around to observe and make a note of it. Well... That isn't fair. The universe could very well be like that (as you say it doesn't care) but it had to be the way it is now because we wouldn't be here discussing this which would mean a very empty universe with nothing around to make a note about it being so empty.

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    35. Re:That's stupid by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Particles only "interfere with themselves" when there is an observer in the double-slit experiment in a single-photon-at-a-time situation.

      Which proves that they don't "interfere with themselves" at all - or, in reality, with each other.

      The whole "wave thing" is bogus - they're not waves, they're not even "wavicles" - they're particles. Remove the "unidirectional arrow of time" and there is no need for the bullshit of a "quantum supposition of states" - the particle has only one quantum state. Observing it changes that state, and a full description of st "state" includes its past as well as its future. Sure, it messes up cause and effect, but such a concept as "cause and effect" being linear isn't all that valid to begin with. Think of it - even in the macro world we can "deduce" causes just from the information of the effect. So, if time isn't unidirectional, why shouldn't information from an action go in both directions? It would have to, and it explains everything a lot better than the "hocus pocus" of "collapsing wave functions". Much more leaner and cleaner than a "superposition of states" and an "infinite worlds" universe that implies.

      Occam's razor works wonders.

    36. Re:That's stupid by NeoTron · · Score: 1

      This is where I collapse the universe by stating that I, in fact, am married, and have spawned a child process ;)

      Best Regar<FOOM>

    37. Re:That's stupid by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      No. Particles interfere with themselves when they are not observed before they pass the double slit.

      And particles must be able to interfere with themselves because we can get the interference pattern with double slit-experiment even if we shoot only one electron at a time.

    38. Re:That's stupid by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Except that if we were simulated, we wouldn't be conscious.

    39. Re:That's stupid by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      And could you explain the basis for your assertion of an answer to a major unsolved problem in philsophy, cognition, and AI?

    40. Re:That's stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing a big point though. The earth itself is not a conscious being. The observations being performed by the machinery involve consciousness when being actively used. If you leave a telescope out pointed at the moon, and no one is looking at it, there is no observation. In fact, you could go so far as to say that it's entirely correct that given a way to see what the telescope sees when no one is looking through it, you will see nothing at all. Why? Because there would be no conscious observation involved at all. The answer to the inevitable deeper "why" is: resource control. It is not efficient to waste resources on generating the illusion of reality when no consciousness will be observing that reality.

      This crosses temporal boundaries as well. You could claim that by setting up a camera with a timer, that no conscious observation is involved, but you'd still get a picture. I will tell you that you are wrong. There is conscious observation in the future. The phenomena is not restricted by simple artificially imposed restrictions like time. The engine that produced the reality illusion sees time from origin point null to origin point post-termination. Therefore it is fully aware that there will be observation and correctly produces the correct set of expected physical attributes to affect the telescope and camera to provide a photo of the moon that will satisfy the intended future observer. The only reason time exists at all is to limit the scope of what they typical human can discover about reality. It is imposed, but not required. It is also possible to escape these limitations as I have. I'm not the only one to have learned how to bypass these limitations either.

    41. Re:That's stupid by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Except that if we were simulated, we wouldn't be conscious.


      How do you know that we are? Maybe what we "think" is consciousness is not "real" consciousness, but only simulated consciousness.
    42. Re:That's stupid by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      "And particles must be able to interfere with themselves because we can get the interference pattern with double slit-experiment even if we shoot only one electron at a time."

      think for 2 seconds - if time isn't linear, then we don't need the fiction of particles interfering with themselves. They can interfere with each other just fine. It makes a lot more sense than having particles MAYBE interfere with each other, depending on whether there is an observer or not.

      Its time to put the idea of a "superposition of states" to rest.

    43. Re:That's stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a spectacular idiot.

    44. Re:That's stupid by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      OK, if time isn't linear ... Here's a slit experiment I'd like to see tried (maybe it has been?). I'll call it the "Winking Slits" version. Equip the double-slit shield with hi-speed flaps to alternately cover the slits for sequential "shots"; left closed-right open; left open-right closed. Does interference happen, or not? Then versions where the choice of slit to cover is randomized. Then versions where the location of the photons arrival on the screen determines which slit is open. Etc. Speed up and slow down the shot sequences; is there a point at which interference appears? Make the choice of slits manual; have a human choose each time, or a simple program written to make the choices (with the program's output either known or not.)

    45. Re:That's stupid by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      They've already done versions where the observe can "observe" (in this case, an optical detector) the result, but the decision to observe or not is only made AFTER the photon has already passed through the slit. When the observer is activated, the individual photons difract; otherwise, no "interference patterns".

      People choose to interpret this as a "collapse of the wave function" rather than the obvious - that cause and effect are only what they appear to be because of the way we experience time. Get rid of that assumption, and there is no need for voodoo junk science like "collapsing wave functions".

  6. consciousness does not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...have a privileged place in the universe that would fundamentally change the universe.

    YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

    1. Re:consciousness does not... by jimbojw · · Score: 1, Funny

      Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

      First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

    2. Re:consciousness does not... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

    3. Re:consciousness does not... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...have a privileged place in the universe that would fundamentally change the universe. So you're saying that a tree that falls in a forest where no one is around to hear it DOES make a noise?
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    4. Re:consciousness does not... by Crazyscottie · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you, but I have one thing to say: Prove it.

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    5. Re:consciousness does not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you, how can you know?

    6. Re:consciousness does not... by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      From the tree's point of view, yes. From our point of view, how can we know? From God's point of view from outside the universe, then yes, he probably saw that sound waves were created from the tree falling.

    7. Re:consciousness does not... by Mantaar · · Score: 1

      Define 'make a noise'.

      Every single nanojoule of energy the tree emits is there to be interacted with. If there's something it can interact with, it does make a noise for that something. If not, that energy (the entropy this tree-falling has created) will travel forever - until it hits something that it can be "observed" by.
      Remember: Observation = Interaction.

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    8. Re:consciousness does not... by geekoid · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes.

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    9. Re:consciousness does not... by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

      Speak for yourself. My teachers keep telling me I'm special because I am...
    10. Re:consciousness does not... by InstinctVsLogic · · Score: 1

      But how do you know? Have you seen the universe before consciousness. If so, how?

    11. Re:consciousness does not... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      My tin foil hat tells me otherwise.

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    12. Re:consciousness does not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. I AM the God around here, you insensitive clod!
    13. Re:consciousness does not... by ghiret · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that a tree that falls in a forest where no one is around to hear it DOES make a noise? I think he was just trying to say the opposite, but in any case: Yes, of course. That's kind of basic physics. Sound is just a pressure wave and it propagates through a medium, air in the case of the forest. In this case, we don't even need to solve the partial differential equation which describes the phenomena(it's kind of really difficult to make a realistic model of the falling tree without taking an spherical cow approach), we can use the experimental result that you can hear the tree when you're there to see it falling. Just in case there's someone more pedantic than me, let's suppose that you're not near to it but a little far from the tree so you don't have to be included in the boundary conditions for the PDE and so, if it makes noise when you're there to hear it, it will also produce sound when you're not. :). Yeah, I suppose that the question was ironic, but I feel in the pedantic mood so... :)
    14. Re:consciousness does not... by geobeck · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

      Calm down, Syndrome!

      .

      .

      .

      ((Extra text to bypass the lame-ass lameness filter that activated because the quoted text has too many caps.))

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    15. Re:consciousness does not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like asking us to prove that Bigfoot doesn't exist. Just because there's no actually credible evidence of Bigfoot and that the scientific evidence that we have heavily leans the other way doesn't mean that Bigfoot doesn't exist somewhere in the world - how would we know? There is no proof that Bigfoot doesn't exist because it's almost impossible to prove the absence of something.

      You're asking proof for the absence of consciousness being special in the universe, but really it's up to you to give scientific evidence that it is special in the first place. Currently there's no evidence we've gathered from looking at the skies that says we're special in the universe in any way, in fact quite the opposite. Many principals and theories of cosmology (the isotropic principal and inflation for example) rely on us not having any special place in the universe, and all places in the universe being equally special. Who knows though, we might find a group of galaxies that forms an arrow that points directly at Earth or something. It's just very unlikely.

      So do you have any solid scientific evidence that we're special to the universe as opposed as you just feeling special? I would definitely like to know.

    16. Re:consciousness does not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what my mommy said.

    17. Re:consciousness does not... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      how about Noise, sounds that annoy humans.

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    18. Re:consciousness does not... by Ironpoint · · Score: 1

      "YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL."

      Or maybe just not truly conscious.

    19. Re:consciousness does not... by RedOctober · · Score: 1

      Damn, one hundred years of quantum physics and it takes you only a few seconds to demolish it.

      Seriously, you can't use your everyday "common sense" when doing quantum physics. It's a subtle subject that goes against much of our everyday experience. Quantum physics does seem to suggest that conscious observation does have a role to play in the collapse of wave functions.

    20. Re:consciousness does not... by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      consciousness does not have a privileged place in the universe that would fundamentally change the universe.

      And you know this how? And btw there is, afaik, no serious contention that conciousness fundamentally changes the universe. The argument is that conciousness is part of how the universe works.

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    21. Re:consciousness does not... by vertinox · · Score: 1
      have a privileged place in the universe that would fundamentally change the universe.

      I think you have this backwards along without everyone else on the pro-consciousness or pro-physicality side.

      Consciousness in itself does not cause the universe to do one thing or another, but rather the universe is required to be in a certain state or there wouldn't be any consciousness.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic_principle

      In physics and cosmology, the anthropic principle states that humans should take into account the constraints that human existence as observers imposes on the sort of universe that could be observed. Had the universe been any other way than it did then it would have not been friendly to life much less intelligent life.

      This relates to the Rare Earth hypothesis in which it is postulated that the conditions for Earth to be formed with life requires things that are rare in the Universe (or at least the observable) such as water, distance from the sun, a moon causing tides, plate tectonics, a planet like Jupiter to keep earth from being bombarded with meteors, and so on...

      So consciousness doesn't do anything special to the universe, but the only way for unconsciousness or at least sentience to where an observer appears in the universe is in which the conditions are friendly for it to occur through emergence of life and then macro-evolution. Had, conditions been any different, then there would be universe much like the one now but with different conditions but no one around to witness any of it so it would be the same as if the universe had not existed at all in that regards.

      So perhaps what whole issue is not that observation is killing the universe, but rather in order to have an emergence of carbon based intelligent life you have to have the laws of physics as we know now which of course gives us the 2nd law of thermodynamics in which Heat Death and proton decays is an inevitability.
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    22. Re:consciousness does not... by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL.

      You mean my mother lied to me?
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  7. Our strange shy universe? by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Who would have thought some primitive hominids could be so destructive? To shorten the life of the universe just by looking at it?

    This new theory suggests two things I see off the top of my head:

    1. There is no other intelligent life in the universe, otherwise they would have killed the universe by looking at it.

    2. The theory is flawed and the universe is doing exactly what it's supposed to be doing. We just don't understand all the process yet.

    Personally, my money's on #2.

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    1. Re:Our strange shy universe? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Who would have thought some primitive hominids could be so destructive? To shorten the life of the universe just by looking at it?

      Hey - if we can destroy the Earth just by driving SUV's and using plastic shopping bags...

      Let's face it: we're just one bad-assed mofo of a species. I personally pity any aliens that try to screw with us. Oh, and forget the nuclear weapons and all that Area 51 shit... we'll just stare their scrawny grey big-headed asses into oblivion! Bring it on you saucer-jockeys! You may have mastered inter-galactic travel, but we got the Eyeballs of Death, foo...

      *(note to the Global-Warming folks, pro or con: it's a joke, damnit!)

      /P

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    2. Re:Our strange shy universe? by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      The answer is #3, in that the writer(s) of the article are THEMSELVES not intelligent. Yes, the Heisenberg principle suggests that, at a sub-atomic level, we change things by observing their state, i.e., either their position OR momentum. But the red maple tree in my back yard, being macroscopic, is not substantially impacted when I see that it is still right here in the yard. I took another look; yup, it's still right there. (Hmmm. Maybe there's something to it. Some of the leaves have moved!)

    3. Re:Our strange shy universe? by Octopus · · Score: 1

      There is only one thing to do:

      - All humans must destroy their technology.
      - All humans and animals must have their eyes put out at birth.
      - All humans must stop being curious.

      VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

    4. Re:Our strange shy universe? by SquirrelsUnite · · Score: 1

      3. The researchers interpreted the theory wrong and journalists hyped it before others had a chance to shoot it down.

    5. Re:Our strange shy universe? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 1

      Yet another, perhaps the easiest, way to show the idiocy of the idea that "conscious observation" affects the universe: imagine one taking a photograph and then "observing" the picture in, say, 10 years.

    6. Re:Our strange shy universe? by ProfM · · Score: 1
      Who would have thought some primitive hominids could be so destructive?


      Yeah ... first global warming ... now cosmic destruction.

      You, for one, should bow down to our primitive hominid overlords.

    7. Re:Our strange shy universe? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make sense. You're not observing the photons that hit the film to produce the picture, but new photons bouncing off of the picture itself.

      What we really need is some holographic film, 2 perfect mirrors, a vacuum and a laser...

    8. Re:Our strange shy universe? by King+Of+Flan · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought. My basic instinct is that somewhere there is some form of life in the universe. And one of those is probably smarter than us, or just as smart and they looked at some supernova or did something like that. And based on the fact that the universe isn't dead yet I'm assuming that looking at that does absolutely nothing. Or it might indeed change the life expectancy but it changes it so very slightly that it does mean anything at all.

    9. Re:Our strange shy universe? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the difference between a photon hitting the film and a photon hitting the retina.

    10. Re:Our strange shy universe? by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      I see three differences:
      1. The photons that reflect from the picture are not the same photons that exposed the picture.
      2. The age of the photons (reflected versus exposed versus interstellar) are different.
      3. Neither set of photons from (1) are necessarily the photons referred to in the article.
    11. Re:Our strange shy universe? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, in my last post I meant the difference between the "real" photon hitting two different targets.

      Anyway, here is a news flash: the photon entering the eye (or any light refracting material, for that matter) is not the same as the one reaching the retina. Even if it was, it would have been not a photon that would have reached the "consciousness" (rather, a mediating molecule, perhaps). So: there is no such thing as "conscious observation" of a photon. Instead, there is a more or less complex sequence of events, and whether the sequence includes a taking photograph does not really matter that much.

  8. wah by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

    quick, lets draw up some pointless laws against this!

    1. Re:wah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, we need to set up an international scheme for the trading of "observation credits." Third-world countries which don't have telescopes could then sell their observation credits to first-world countries that do have them.

    2. Re:wah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are under no circumstances to observe the Universe. It is now punishable by law. You are a terrorist trying to blow up the Universe.

  9. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good, fuck it!

  10. please tag as "stupid" by cathector · · Score: 1, Troll

    as subject!

  11. I for one welcome... by pwnies · · Score: 4, Funny

    What we don't realize is all this study into quantum mechanics is falling right into Schrodinger's cat's hands. It wants us to make him an undead kitty so it can open a hole in the universe and let the infinite number of possibilities of it all flow into this one, and thus will take over the world. The only way we'll win this future battle is if we observe it enough that it goes away.

    1. Re:I for one welcome... by Soko · · Score: 1

      It wants us to make him an undead kitty

      I can has Braaaaaainssss...

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      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re:I for one welcome... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      What we don't realize is all this study into quantum mechanics is falling right into Schrodinger's cat's hands. It wants us to make him an undead kitty so it can...

      I for one welcome our mind-game pussy overlord. Everyone should feel marriage at least once.

  12. lol @ stupid humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You stupid fucking humans are so predictable. Eager to feel powerful enough to effect things bigger than yourselves. Eager to feel guilty. Eager to believe that the sky is falling.

    1. Re:lol @ stupid humans by Dmala · · Score: 1

      Just out of sheer curiosity, which variety of non-human are you? Alien or AI? I assume you're not a dolphin, since you don't have a "So long and thanks for all the fish" sig.

    2. Re:lol @ stupid humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guppy

    3. Re:lol @ stupid humans by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      A hominid that lives below bridges, most likely.

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    4. Re:lol @ stupid humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dolphins think you're so smart, but who's got the opposable thumbs here? We do!

      In your face Flipper!

  13. X-Bender: Bender's a genius! by JensenDied · · Score: 5, Funny

    Track Announcer: And the winner is ... Number 3, in a quantum finish.
    Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

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  14. That explains it by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    always felt that reading slashdot was taking years of my life.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  15. An Inconvenient Truth 2: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't look up!

  16. Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Since God sees everything, the universe already ended.

    You can postulate anything but unless you can present an experiment, you are no more plausible than any shaman.

  17. Already Proposed by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This has already been thoroughly investigated in: Greg Egan's "Quarantine"

    n the novel a physical process in the human brain is responsible for all causality, by collapsing wavefunctions representing systems into particular eigenstates. Human observations of the universe were reducing its diversity and potentiality (for instance, by rendering it uninhabitable to beings that relied on stars being something other than the enormous nuclear fusion-powered furnaces human astronomers have observed them to be). Hence it is suggested that the Bubble was constructed to prevent humanity from wreaking massive destruction on the rest of the universe through the process of mere observation.
    1. Re:Already Proposed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, I always believe the thorough investigations I read in fucking novels.

    2. Re:Already Proposed by Roblimo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, you need to be careful about reading observations in "fucking novels" AKA porn, or you will shorten your time to orgasm significantly, thereby proving that the cosmologists' theory applies to sex as much as to dark matter.

      (No racial jokes about "dark matter," please. In the unlit box, all of Schroedinger's cats are grey.)

    3. Re:Already Proposed by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      ...In the unlit box, all of Schroedinger's cats are grey...

      You may already know this, but you just made a sexual reference yet again... Enjoy the letter below.

      Advice on the Choice of a Mistress, by Ben Franklin

  18. What a crock of poop. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    So in other words if we all don Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses our chances of survival increase greatly. I guess you don't really need to be smart to get a degree anymore.

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  19. I doubt this is the case by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    On the reasonable assumption that we are not the only technologically advanced species in this universe, it would seem to me that we are not the only ones who might be trying to observe these phenomena. In that instance, given the scale of time and the potential numbers of potential observances of dark matter, it would probably have happened already.

    Or perhaps it did happen and no one noticed.

    END COMMUNICATION

  20. with all due respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With all due respect to the cosmologists and the journal which hosts their research, this is silly, and it is founded in misunderstandings of quantum theory.

    There was a time when physicists were very concerned with the measurement problem, that quantum states evolve in a certain deterministic way aside from the times when a measurement is made, at which point the quantum state collapses into a singular state corresponding to the value which was measured.

    In the last 30 years we know better, which is that the strange features of quantum states, like superposition in the case of Schrodinger's Cat or entanglement in the case of EPR 'action at a distance', rapidly vanish when the quantum system comes into contact with a macroscopic temperature resevoir --- the mathematics of QFT+Thermo has been worked out to show how temperature fluctuations cause the collapse. This solution to the measurement problem is called decoherence.

    The only people left who say the measurement problem has to do with the conciousness doing the measuring seem to want the universe to be bizzare, but this desire is not enough when ho hum decoherence predicted by current theories is sufficient to account for our observations.

  21. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if this was true, porn would have disappeared with the rise of the web :)

    1. Re:pr0n by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So why is goatse still around? It's getting wider even I think.

  22. Of course! by Jethro · · Score: 5, Funny

    That explains a lot! Everytime I stare directly into a light source, the light goes away for a while! The stronger or more "pure" the light, the longer it is affected by me staring at it.

    Why, a few years ago I stared directly into a laser pointer, and to this day whenever I point it back into that eye, it generates NO LIGHT AT ALL.

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    1. Re:Of course! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That explains a lot! Everytime I stare directly into a light source, the light goes away for a while! Why, a few years ago I stared directly into a laser pointer...

      Do you have a dog named Barney by chance?

    2. Re:Of course! by ABoerma · · Score: 1

      In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man stares directly into a laser pointer.

    3. Re:Of course! by Jethro · · Score: 1

      In the land of the blind, people aren't eally affected by staring into a laser pointer (:

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    4. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why, a few years ago I stared directly into a laser pointer, and to this day whenever I point it back into that eye, it generates NO LIGHT AT ALL.

      You should probably change the battery.

    5. Re:Of course! by Jethro · · Score: 1

      I have it plugged into a CAR BATTERY.

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    6. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why, a few years ago I stared directly into a laser pointer, and to this day whenever I point it back into that eye, it generates NO LIGHT AT ALL.

      I'm intrigued by your results, but do not think that there's adequate evidence. You should replicate your experiment by trying your other eye. And then get even more samples by random selection of other people.

    7. Re:Of course! by Jethro · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we has us a volunteer!

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    8. Re:Of course! by Canar · · Score: 1

      No, but he may or may not have a cat. Care to take a look in this box for me?

    9. Re:Of course! by danilo.moret · · Score: 1

      > --
      > In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is ridiculed for being different.

      Or being hanged for damaging the universe.

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    10. Re:Of course! by Jethro · · Score: 1

      They'd have to catch him first!!!

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  23. In other news... by SlipperHat · · Score: 1

    Man hits/misses parked car. The Slashdot crowd is sympathetic/indifferent. The world does/doesn't go on.

  24. Sorry, my email is blocked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Billy R.


    English Period 4


    Bhagavad-Gita Assessment



    1)The philosophical beliefs of Plato strongly correlate with the beliefs expressed in the Bhagavad-Gita. One of Plato's beliefs is that True Knowledge can only be reached through contemplation, as with "That reason-method and discipline are one who see he [truly] sees..." (5:5). Also, Plato believed that the senses are not a reliable method for attaining understanding of Ultimate Knowledge, where the Bhagavad-Gita says, "The senses [only] on the objects of sense [describe]" (5:9). "As the embryo is covered by its membrane..." (3:38) describes much of what Plato thought in his Allegory of the Cave, in which the people chained inside the cave could only see shadows, and not the actual objects themselves.


    2)My own personal belief strongly agree with much of the Hindu philosophy that we discussed. I do believe that all living things embody a soul, which is connected to an all encompassing, Along the same lines of this is how the Atman, ultimately, is just a part of the Brahman, and that the Brahman makes up the Atman. I also believe in reincarnation, and that a soul will ultimately reach a higher state of awareness, understanding and seeing much of the Higher Awareness. Similarly, in Hinduism, the Atman attains Enlightenment through a cycle of reincarnation, and attains this level of awareness by learning how to connect to Brahman. I also believe that souls can be reincarnated into any physical form, whether it be a living thing, a rock, planet, etc., anywhere in the physical universe. From what I could understand about Hinduism, Atman can be reincarnated into only living things. Also, I use meditation to help myself let go of things in my soul that are not part of God, or things that aren't of the Higher Power, and to refocus myself with God. This also follows much of the Hindu belief that the path of meditation will ultimately lead someone to Enlightenment. One of the main things that I disagree with Hinduism belief is that of the Caste, in which we are destined, according to our familial caste, to a certain social ranking and occupational destiny. I personally believe that each living thing does have a certain level of understanding of the Higher Reality, and that there are different levels this understanding, but I don't believe any being is held to a certain level of awareness, nor shunned for any action.


    1. Re:Sorry, my email is blocked... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      pastebin is your friend for that kind of thing - they can go away after a month (these don't)

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  25. Crap, crap, crap by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 4, Informative

    I sincerely hope this is a case of a reporter misunderstanding a scientist's statement.

      Waveform collapse applies to quantum probabilities, not passive long-distance observations. They occur because an observer influences an observation; interfering with that which is observed is the only way one can observe it on the scales in which quantum phenomena occur. When observing the light of stars, no information is being sent back to the source; and the idea that consciousness somehow magically induces waveform collapse has all but died, favoring instead theories of quantum decoherence and the indroduction of new 'thermal' states during the observation process as the trigger for waveform collapse.

      My only hope is that they've cooked up this idea simply to show how silly the idea of consciousness-triggered waveform collapse is; much like Schrodinger created the cat thought experiment to demonstrate what he saw as a flaw of the Copenhagen interpretation of superposition.

    1. Re:Crap, crap, crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so quick: Waveform colapses doesn't travel at ligth speed - if you have a set of "coupled" particles (say, to photons, with coupled spins), send them in separate directions, and measure one of the particles, and at a tiny distance longer from the source meassure the other one (the extra distance is tiny, so that the info of the outcome of experiment 1 can't reach and affect experiment 2 IF the info travels with light speed) - the results will always be "correct" when you later compare the results - if you make the photons so that one photon has spin up, and the other has spin down, you will always meassure them differently.

      But you might still avoid meassuring them, and do interference experiments with them - but if you meassure one of them (or both), the interference will be gone, so they are "actually" in a superposition...

      As far as i can se, there are some different ways of interpreting this:
      1) Quantum Wavefunction collaps info travels infinitly fast. Relativity isn't strictly holding (but you can't encode info in it, so it isn't broken either)...
      2) Seen from experiment 1, experiment 2 is in a superposition untill info from exp2 reaches exp1 with ligthspeed

      Sorry for bad writeup...
      --- Physics student

    2. Re:Crap, crap, crap by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      It's not all that silly. Every observer causes a quantum waveform collapse into what is the 'expected observable result'. Multiple observers cause multiple quantum waveform collapses which cause the 'expected observable result' to be the average of the overlap of expectations of the observations from all observers past, present, and future.
      If the average of expected states of all the observers dictate that the universe will end a certain way, then it will end in that certain way. If not, then it won't end that certain way.

    3. Re:Crap, crap, crap by RedOctober · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Care to provide a reference to a paper where the Copenhagen interpretation has been terminally discredited? Or one that proves that observation does not have a part to play in wave function collapse? This issue is by no means dead - one interpretation is more popular than others at any one time, but this is more of a result of what is fashionable, not of what is experimentally verifiable.

      Don't confuse unfalsifiable interpretations with testable hypotheses.

    4. Re:Crap, crap, crap by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with interpretation. Experiments prove that consciousness is in no way necessary for collapsing a wave function. It's an observation whether the photon hits a retina or a rock. Any serious physics enthusiast knows this. How two physics professors would not know it can only be explained by the politically incorrect, but true, aphorism that most people aren't particularly good at their jobs. It applies to physicists as well as to programmers and brick layers. There's a reason why we call the ones who accomplish something worth admiring "exceptional."

  26. That's it! by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    I'm not opening my eyes again. First I have to worry about killing a cat now I've got to worry about the whole damn Universe!

  27. Stupidest. Article. Evar by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, I recognize most of the words in the article as being from astrophysics and quantum mechanics, but when you put them all together, they don't make a lick of sense.

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    1. Re:Stupidest. Article. Evar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like whoever wrote the article read this book recently.

  28. Zonk in a Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we stop observing Zonk, will he stop posting these annoying brain-damaged articles?

  29. completely idiotic by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh would they stop with the "if a tree falls in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, is it in a state of quantum flux" crap. It's no more than a stupid scientific joke because there's absolutely no way to test it. I could say that until we observe certain things, they're tiny dancing banana creatures with sombraros and you couldn't prove me wrong either. If a quantum event happened and nothing "witnessed it" one of the two possibilities that could happen DID HAPPEN! There's no reason to think it didn't.

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    1. Re:completely idiotic by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      Except for all the double slit experiments and the fact that microchips work when there is no open route for its electrons to get across the internal barriers that they do tunnel across, and ...

  30. Quarantine by Greg Egan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quarantine by Greg Egan...is a great book which explores the idea that the wave function collapse caused by observation is something specific to the human brain, and the rest of the universe is starting to get a bit upset about humans carving up the universe by observing it.

    Its a great read, and a good way to get a better understanding of (at least Egans' idea of) quantum mechanics.

    1. Re:Quarantine by Greg Egan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Egan later said in interviews that he doesn't believe in the Copenhagen interpretation, and is instead is a fan of Everett's steady-state formulation. He just thought the Copenhagen interpretation made for good science fiction.

    2. Re:Quarantine by Greg Egan by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Several people have mentioned "Quarentine" in this thread*. How about another work - Greg Bear's "Blood Music" (The full novel version). Part way through the novel, his supra-intelligent nano scale organisms have to stop half-way with assimilating the Earth, because as their total population reaches some enormous number of skilled observers, they start increasingly forcing the universe to adjust to keep their observations consistent. Will they figure out a way to keep expanding and eat the rest of the humans? And what does this have to do with glowing snow? Read the book to find out.

      *I'm not keeping track of who posted this point first, and this is NOT about modding anyone redundant. I just want to plug a good book.

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    3. Re:Quarantine by Greg Egan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Read the book to find out

      Yes I have, though it has been a while and I had forgotten some of the details. I find many of Greg Bear's books to be a bit depressing. The Forge of God comes to mind as well as Blood Music. Same with Stephen Baxter (Titan, Moonseed, Origin).

  31. SETI@Home is a terrorist plot by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally! The proof I always knew existed!
    SETI@Home is an Al Quaeda plot dedicated to the destruction of the universe!

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    1. Re:SETI@Home is a terrorist plot by Daytona89 · · Score: 1

      Duh. Didn't you know?

      SETI= Secret Exploitative Terrorist Initiative. @Home!

      I mean really. It pays to at least *glance* at the EULA...

  32. Wasn't that the plot of an ST:TNG episode? by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Probably one of the worst Star Trek The Next Generation episodes was the one where it turns out that warp drive was ruining the fabric of spacetime so everyone had to drive warp 5.5. Sadly I can't remember enough details to find the damn episode's name. They eventually ignored it the same way the ignored the first episode with the Klingons in the original Trek.

    Even if this idea is unsubstantiated I can imagine the anti-science crowd taking this and saying we shouldn't do any science at all.

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    1. Re:Wasn't that the plot of an ST:TNG episode? by colesw · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Wasn't that the plot of an ST:TNG episode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ACTUALLY if I remember they had to ask special permission to go above a certain warp speed after that. I think they (mostly) kept that plot hole closed other then not pursing anything on that again.

      Your point stands however. Stupidest. Plot. Ever.

    3. Re:Wasn't that the plot of an ST:TNG episode? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      That one was just a lame allegory for global warming, intimating that we should all revert to an agricultural society to keep from destroying the fabric of spacetime surrounding Earth.

      Similar to the episode that was a lame allegory for it being okay for a man to fall in love with unattractive lesbians with haircuts customarily seen on men. Or something.

    4. Re:Wasn't that the plot of an ST:TNG episode? by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      FYI, they guy who is making this claim is Lawrence Krauss, author of the book "The Physics of Star Trek".

    5. Re:Wasn't that the plot of an ST:TNG episode? by Ranger · · Score: 1

      FYI, they guy who is making this claim is Lawrence Krauss, author of the book "The Physics of Star Trek".

      How ironic? Yeah I know he didn't write that godawful episode Force of Nature (thanks for the other commenters naming it for me). Are we having a six degrees of Kevin Bacon moment in fantasy physics?

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  33. Assuming they're right... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Then we would have just as likely have increased its lifespan. :-p

    But obviously, it's more fun to focus on the more sensationalist, fearmongering, idea.

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  34. What a bunch of hokey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've all gone mad.

  35. Copenhagen interpretation by digitalderbs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This idea is based on the assumption of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics -- the idea that wave-functions exist as superpositions of multiple states and that they're collapsed into discrete states upon observation. First, is an observer only a human being, an animate object or inanimate object? Seems to me that many inanimate systems self-propagate themselves through time, relying on the continuous collapse of wave functions -- without people looking at them. Second, in my mind the Copenhagen interpretation is impossible to prove because you can never really know what the wavefunction is doing before the observation, and this is why it's an interpretation. In this case, you couldn't know if the universe could actually be older than than it is, without our observation. At least this is my view as a statistical quantum mechanicist.

    1. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by cryptoluddite · · Score: 2, Funny

      Waveform collapse is also called lazy evaluation. We're running in a simulation, get over it.

    2. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      And what about us Zombies? Why, we have our undead consciousness too!

    3. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by ghiret · · Score: 1

      Actually, Copenhagen interpretation is just a way of connecting theoretical results with those of experiments. That is, the macroscopically observable phenomena(let's say it is a pulse from a geiger counter, a dash in a photografic plate or whatever cool way you have to detect, say, an electron). And, although it could fail to give logical account of tomorrow's experiment, until now it is in completely agreement with them giving a coherent view of nature. And of course, the world is Quantum Mechanical, people and non-people things, we are all made of little jiggling things called elementary particles. But as h(Planck constant) is so small when compared with our everyday life it turns out that we behave "classically", as Ehrenfest theorem says. And all those particles seem to us like a continuum(that's way fluid dynamics was developed before solid state physics ;) ) But that is just my view as a fourth year Physics student. Anyway, I hope that I have missunderstood what you wanted to say with that thing about "proving" Copenhagen interpretation. I hope that what you meant was that it is a theory and it will be taken as good and valid as long as the experiments don't disagree with it.

    4. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't. In the Copenhagen interpretation, a system can't be observed by something inside of it. The standard way to talk about systems including the observer are: decoherence, and: kooky 'consciousness causes collapse' theories like the one being discussed here. This is most emphatically NOT a conclusion of the Copenhagen interpretation, which remains sound, just irrelevant when considering the whole universe.

    5. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Slur · · Score: 1

      I find the most consistency by removing special status of humans or observers and considering the question entirely in terms of physical interactions. When a particle interacts with a detector, that establishes the existence of the particle for the detector, and the detector for the particle. Up to that point the detector and the particle required no parity in order to carry out their independent existences. So what you have is two entirely separate physical systems - and you can consider them as existing in entirely separate universes in that regard - but when they interact they become a single physical system. From that time forward, reality is consistent with that interaction having occurred.

      Now imagine that one of the physical systems is a human being. Well, as soon as the human interacts with the detector he momentarily becomes part of that physical system, and from that point onward his physical body occupies a universe consistent with all preceding interactions.

      Consider also the question, What is a universe? It is a discreet physical system. It has no interactions with anything outside itself. Thus, in a very real sense, all discreet physical systems exist in their own universes.

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    6. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ensemble interpretation holds that wavefunctions do not collapse. They are not physical. They do not describe individual systems. They are probability distribution functions corresponding to a virtual, infinite ensemble of systems produced by the same well-defined procedure. Ballentine is the most vocal modern proponent of this interpretation of quantum mechanics.

    7. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Animats · · Score: 1

      Right. The Copenhagen interpretation is a hack developed because the many-worlds theory is emotionally unsatisfying to some. But it leads to paradoxes like this one. Many-worlds is consistent with observation (Hawking once said it's "trivially true"), but the notion that the universe forks on every quantum-level event bothers some people. It seems uneconomical, or theologically objectionable, or something.

    8. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOTH interpretations are consistent with observation, and likely a wide variety of other possible interpretations are as well. The proponents of the many-worlds interpretation choose it because of their philosophical preconceptions, in that they are more comfortable believing in an exponentially explosive number of universes, rather than accept a unique role for consciousness. It's a question of what you'd rather shave off with Occam's razor: a role of consciousness in defining existence, or an exponentially explosive number of universes constantly coming into existence.

      The proponent's of the many-worlds interpretation often say that this is more scientific, but it is technically not, as no testable measurement is proposed. It is simply more in line with the philosophy of these individuals.

    9. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      Second, in my mind the Copenhagen interpretation is impossible to prove because you can never really know what the wavefunction is doing before the observation, and this is why it's an interpretation


      It seems that "in my mind" is the latest code-word for "I don't know what I'm talking about".

      You would have been right until 1964. That's the year when John Bell showed that it makes an observable difference whether the particle had a precise (though unknown) position prior to the measurement or not. It was more or less Bell's Theorem that settled the Bohr-Einstein debates - in which Bohr claimed particles had no precise position prior to their measurement, and Einstein claimed they did but QM was incomplete as it only provided a statistical interpretation - in favor of Bohr, making the Copenhagen Interpretation the orthodox view in the community.
    10. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that many inanimate systems self-propagate themselves through time, relying on the continuous collapse of wave functions -- without people looking at them.
      If you're not looking, how do you know they're doing it?
    11. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by mark99 · · Score: 1

      This is incredibly funny :). Not only it be modded up, but someone should send a link to Scott Adams and Rundall Munroe so they can create some strips around it...

    12. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      "you couldn't know if the universe could actually be older than than it is, without our observation". Does the grammar of this sentence actually permit comprehension? As a science editor, I have my doubts.

    13. Re:Copenhagen interpretation by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      What does being tactful have to do with interaction or lack thereof? Of course, you could be referring to "discrete" systems, which is a separate idea!

  36. New SETI Proposal by camperdave · · Score: 1
    Since the rate of decay of the universe depends on the quantity of observation of the universe, we have a new way to prove the existence of extra-terrestrial intelligence:
    1. Determine the current rate of decay of the universe.
    2. If it increases, then some extra-terrestrial intelligence has observed the universe.
    3. ???
    4. Profit
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  37. annoying article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what makes a human being's conscious perception of faraway photons any more special than the surface of Pluto being gently heating by photons from a faraway supernova? The wave function collapses onto the photopigments of my retina, or it collapses onto a faraway rock. What's the difference. Why do physicists seem to think that a conscious observer's awareness of the event has any relevance whatsoever? And didn't physics get past this retarded way of thinking with decoherence theory -- the idea the wave functions collapse everywhere all the time? These guys are as bad as the dorks who used to think that the Earth was the center of the universe and everything revolved around us.

    Yet another popsci article more interested in promoting and perpetuating these titillating misinterpretations of/in science rather than responsibly explaining something interesting.

    And I also hope it is already understood without my saying, that I am no where close to being a physicist and I didn't rtfa.

  38. A god sent gift to trial lawyers! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    They are going to sue everyone in sight claiming their clients have been damaged because others looked at them in a funny way.

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  39. Hume's argument by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Hume's argument against miracles was, in effect, that the probability of a miracle was a lot lower than the probability that a group of people would lie or be mistaken. I guess here the equivalent would be that the probability that the state of the Universe would be significantly affected by a few photons falling into a telescope or an aerial rather than being absorbed by the ground, rather than that a couple of astrophysicists have been smoking something, must be pretty minute.

    However, the other issue here is what constitutes observation. I am very definitely not a physicist, but my feeble understanding of quantum mechanics suggests that the "observation" is at the micro level where quantum effects are significant. The very meaning of "observing" an electron is hard to understand in macro terms. It roughly translates as "bouncing a dirty great photon off it". If I tried to measure the speed and position of a passing car by firing an RPG at it, well definitely its momentum and a few other things would be affected by the observation. If someone in the car fires the RPG at me, it may hit or it may miss but neither outcome changes its velocity.

    So what does it take to "observe" the Universe, or the dark matter in it? I guess the number of photons we would need to do a significant amount of observation would be rather large, and in any case it would take a few billion years before most of them had any effect.

    The Schroedinger's Cat gedanken experiment is of course no such thing. It assumes the construction by human beings of an amplifying system to convert the effect of a single atomic decay into a cat killer. That's necessary because we have never experienced any such "cosmic amplifier" arising naturally. These physicists would need to propose how such an amplifer would arise and operate, otherwise it's just attention seeking.

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    1. Re:Hume's argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Schroedinger's Cat gedanken experiment is of course no such thing. It assumes the construction by human beings of an amplifying system to convert the effect of a single atomic decay into a cat killer. That's necessary because we have never experienced any such "cosmic amplifier" arising naturally. These physicists would need to propose how such an amplifer would arise and operate, otherwise it's just attention seeking."

      Humans can, in theory, detect a single photon, although neural noise, filtering, etc. means we need tens of photons to see. Other animals have evolved much more sensitive night vision. An improvement just over an order of magnitude above human ability may mean an animal could detect a single photon. Consider such an animal, a predator, capable of killing a cat. Train the predator to kill a cat if, and only if, a minute flash of light is seen. Place the predator, a cat, and some radioactive atoms that decay into light flashes visible to the predator, with sufficiently few atoms to make it likely that only one atom at a time will decay, in a box.

      If the human involvement bothers you, then consider a cat that brushed against something radioactive during the day. The flash of light gave it away to the predator at night.

      Vision + brain may be exactly such a naturally-risen cosmic amplifier as you claim does not exist.

  40. Dark energy is telepathic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't you guys know anything? Dark energy is telepathic, like that pitcher plant on Voyager. It KNOWS when you're looking at it, doesn't like it, and might snuff out the universe from pure spite.

    In order to appease it we must either a) outlaw astronomy and destroy all terrestrial, orbital, and extra-orbital equipment that might allow us to observe it or b) detonate all nuclear warheads on earth simultaneously thus killing the human race and all potential observers (that we know of). The latter might seem a bit extreme, but think about it: we are not only threatening this planet, but all planets everywhere. The end of Earth is a small price to pay to save the universe.

  41. Before it's too late by rezac · · Score: 0

    QUICK! Everyone, close your eyes!

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  42. Quantum smoke and mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please pass the crack pipe

  43. No, it makes it longer ... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

    Your post isn't made up of "dark energy", so observing it doesn't shorten its' life - it makes it longer.

    Same as a watched kettle takes longer to boil.

    Now if your post was from the dark side (for example, you were an M$ employee going on about te lower TCO and energy savings of Vista as it converts your laptop into a toaster oven), your post WOULD have shortened visibility as it quickly sinks to -666.

    1. Re:No, it makes it longer ... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      your post WOULD have shortened visibility as it quickly sinks to -666.

      Not only that, but with 666 permissions, everyone could edit it too!

      :P

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  44. If monkeys fly out of my ass by zoikes · · Score: 1

    ...I might be your uncle.

  45. Wow by Daath · · Score: 1

    The german police will be pleased!

    Oh, and obligatory Professor Farnsworth quote: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

    And in seriousness, I am having a hard time wrapping my head around this. It's very abstract to me ;P To me it sounds like they inhaled too much of the grass they burned in the garden ;)

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  46. A question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If all of the chineses look the universe at once... would cataclysm result?

  47. terrorism! by BamZyth · · Score: 0

    Let's fight a war against all those astrophysicians terrorists! And stop looking at your dick in the mirror, just in case...

  48. The current cult of quantum mechanics is bs by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Observing only was a way to explain certain conditions in which changing a result happened when you tried to observe it.

    First it was just silly way to explain the randomness. Now its a fact that the scientific method of observation need not apply.

  49. Maybe the ancients were on to something by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's throw a blond bikini virgin into a volcano to see if that fixes it. (She won't date any of us anyhow.)

    1. Re:Maybe the ancients were on to something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She might if we threaten to throw her into a volcano... where I come from we call that forced intercorse / surprise sex.

    2. Re:Maybe the ancients were on to something by Loligo · · Score: 1


      She's a virgin? Meh, thanks for nothing anyway.

    3. Re:Maybe the ancients were on to something by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      She might if we threaten to throw her into a volcano... where I come from we call that forced intercorse / surprise sex.

      Too Much Info

  50. Life imitates Douglas Adams by howdoesth · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

    1. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Yeah the story was by Issac Asimov in 1950s.. and won an award.
      One billion names of God

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    2. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

      The characters in the game Universe figure out that they are in a game, and the programmers then have to work overtime to hide it from them and erase their knowledge. Makes one miss Pong.

    3. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by onion_joe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Naw, it was by Arthur C. Clarke. The 9 Billion Names of God

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    4. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Sorry. And thanks for correcting me.

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    5. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by onion_joe · · Score: 1

      No problem. I love being right, for a change... ;-)

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    6. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by I,+Meatbot. · · Score: 1

      So, if we want to know if there is a God, all we have to do is all act crazy and unpredictable To The MAX! Then, we will be in need of observing, so God will open the box to find out what the heck we are up to, and our universe as-we-know-it will collapse under the observation of the Higher Power. HAH! Good thing almost all of us act completely predictably almost all of the time. Except me.

    7. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      How many times? And when?

  51. Is Science Damaged by Stupidity? by RockyPersaud · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes it is.

  52. There goes the neighborhood by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    And you thought housing prices were already bad...

  53. observation by jovius · · Score: 1

    Universe is not human centric, but observing is... I wonder if a CCD camera is as damaging as human senses, and which point the damage is done?

    1. Re:observation by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      >I wonder if a CCD camera is as damaging as human senses, and which point the damage is done?

      Only when you look at the resulting picture according to this hypothesis.
      That kinda tells you how dumb the argument is.

    2. Re:observation by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      The argument is far from "dumb", as you so eloquently put it.

      The crux of this issue is what causes the collapse: observation, or something more important?

      Does a ruler observe? Does a computer with proper inputs observe? Does a bacteria observe? Do beings with certain brain structures consist of an observation?

      If the brain structures cause observation, can we remove them to make "smeared" people? Or perhaps, if that is possible, maybe they can manipulate the eigenstates...

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    3. Re:observation by jovius · · Score: 1

      As far as I can see this is about observing the damage rather than damaging by observation. We as human beings are able to observe a tiny slice of the universe, living in our own space. Not too long ago we lived under a curtain full of pinholes, through which the light of god shone as stars. A while ago there weren't any black holes or near earth asteroids, gamma explosions and other things that could wipe the life away. We didn't create them of course, the universe has always been there. We evolve to observe new things that have existed for billions of years. We see the universe as a reflection of ourselves, which makes it uniquely appear to us (our space). The universe is solidly full of everything we can't observe. The universe goes through practically an infinite amount of possibilities every moment, and humans make zero effect to the totality. The energies we are able to manipulate and observe are nothing compared to things happening every second somewhere in space.

  54. This is some of the worst science reporting ever! by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 2, Informative

    TFA goes on to say that the recent reinterpretation of the source of soft x-rays is another example of astronomers "causing damage to the heavens." It actually implies that the x-ray astronomers caused the universe to lose one fifth of its mass.

    We need to reign in these rogue astronomers, stat!! LOL

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  55. Schrody's Cat's final revenge: stare back... by Tablizer · · Score: 1
  56. Schodinger's Cat? Well MY cat... by Sammy+Loo · · Score: 0

    Possibly died when I looked at it. Actually, it did. ='[

  57. I have had the same experience by LM741N · · Score: 1

    While observing attractive women I got too close and was maced. I'm sure I permanently altered her perceptions of men- and mace!! I might have even changed her schedule.

    1. Re:I have had the same experience by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Wow, that would make an awesome book title. "Of Mace and Men"

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    2. Re:I have had the same experience by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      How did you get an attractive woman into your parents basement?

    3. Re:I have had the same experience by kongit · · Score: 0

      Money

  58. How about Schrodinger cat? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 2, Funny

    May be universe does not care about conscious observers, but cats sure do. Just try to observe any cat in your neighborhood and watch for its reaction.

  59. We're in for it now by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The mice are gonna be pissed.

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    1. Re:We're in for it now by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Oh, they were already in a mess anyway, since they are observing us from their treadmills, so they are shortening the life of earth and humanity themselves. That we take the universe with us might come as a surprise though. I'm innocent, it is impossible to see the night sky from my apartment due to light pollution.

    2. Re:We're in for it now by manlygeek · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Slartibartfast can construct the Universe Mark II, when the Mark I model self destructs due to over interaction ;-)

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  60. Perfect definition of Quantum Physics by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

    In short, quantum physics kicks common sense right smack in the nuts. That is perfect. Such phrases should be immortalized forever.

    -Rick
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    1. Re:Perfect definition of Quantum Physics by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Ironically, you shortened its life with your observation.

      Thanks a lot, dickwad!

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    2. Re:Perfect definition of Quantum Physics by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I think it is not the thing I observed that's life has been shortened, but that which caused the thing that I had observed.

      As such, I apologize for any shortening of Tablizer's life. And I also hopes that no one reads this, as to ensure my own longevity.

      -Rick

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    3. Re:Perfect definition of Quantum Physics by infolib · · Score: 1

      Such phrases should be immortalized forever.
      As opposed to being immortalized for like, the next ten minutes?
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  61. Re:undead LOL cat by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

    I can has Braaaaaainssss...
    I'm in ur universe, peepin' ur void!
  62. I don't get it. by niktemadur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, quantum physics states that to observe a particle's position or trajectory, you must first throw energy at it, thereby altering it. But in the case of the supernova stated in TFA's header, or any astronomical phenomena for that matter, all we are doing is passively gathering an infinitesimal amount of the radially emitted energy, which would have been absorbed by rocks in the ground if some high-tech gizmo wasn't there in an observatory instead.

    Do I alter the sun by squinting at it, and does it take eight minutes to upload my observation back into the sun's hard drive? It's the same thing, and it sounds rather silly.

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    1. Re:I don't get it. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Do I alter the sun by squinting at it, and does it take eight minutes to upload my observation back into the sun's hard drive? It's the same thing, and it sounds rather silly.


      Finally, a theory about Global Warming that doesn't require me to adopt global communism, move to a cave and eat only berries I find on the ground. It's already too late! We've collapsed the wave function.
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    2. Re:I don't get it. by RedOctober · · Score: 1

      No, it's a bit more subtle than that. This is the cat experiment, writ large. Just like the cat, the universe is hypothesised to be in an indeterminate state until measured. It has nothing to do with us *changing* the state explicitly, just like the cat experiment has nothing to do with us *changing* the state of the cat by killing it or not.

      In the case of the cat, the cat is either killed or not killed by a quantum probability. We don't do the killing ourselves. The cat is in an indeterminate state until we observe it, at which point the wave function collapses, and the cat resolves to one of two states, alive or dead.

      In the case of the universe hypothesis, replace a universe for the abovementioned cat.

      There is nothing unusual in what the article says - it's just that quantum processes work in a counter-intuitive fashion.

      In any case, the hypothesis is based on one commonly accepted interpretation of quantum mechanics, namely the Copenhagen interpretation (look it up). There are others, but they are no less counter-intuitive.

    3. Re:I don't get it. by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Well when the rock absorbs that information it doesn't *do* anything with it. OTOH when we absorb that information by making an observation we might do something with it, such as check against other information to see if it is consistent. Put another way the universe wouldn't ("want to") tell us inconsistent things. Of course if you take that sort of view it could imply all sorts of other things, such as our universe being a construct of some kind.

      For example some people believe we may be a giant simulation. As long as the simulation engine is processing rocks there is no need to collapse wave functions to specific values. But when the simulation engine is processing concious entities it needs to collapse wave functions to specific values because those entities are empowered to make use of those specific values within the simulation. Non-concious entities can be handled by coarse grain statistical methods (think levels of varying resolution) while concious entities may require extremely fine grain methods.

      BTW so far every single post on this topic but one was modded to 5... come on.

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    4. Re:I don't get it. by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1
      I personally find any other interpretation of quantum mechanics to be less counter-intuitive than the Copenhagen interpretation. I especially find the "attribute magic powers to special arrangements of matter" (the observer) aspect of the Copenhagen interpretation to be totally counter-intuitive.

      Cramer's transactional interpretation, on the other hand, handles all of this elegantly, and the only change it does is assuming a kind of handshake particle running backwards in time at the speed of ligth. Given that we have no time at the speed of light (given relativity), this seems nicely intuitive.

      Eivind.

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  63. 2 problems with this... by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the first is, as someone already stated, we aren't sending out photons to these distant objects to observe them. The photons come to us so the common way of observing something (hitting it with a photon) isn't being done in this case and in fact the opposite is occurring which means we aren't affecting it.

    Second, (this is a long one) I'm currently reading "Decoding the Universe" by Charles Seife and he discusses information theory and how it relates to quantum and relativity theory. An interesting thing he discusses is decoherence and how a cat can't be in superposition but an atom can.

    The problem is that decoherence happens too fast for us to measure the superposition for a cat compared to an atom. To prevent decoherence from happening you have to prevent something in the environment from interacting with it, that is to put the object in a complete vaccuum and cool it to absolute zero. This slows down and minimizes the chance of a particle interacting with the object you want in superposition. The bigger and warmer the object the harder it is to cool it, put it in a vaccuum, and prevent any atomic particle from hitting it. That's why cats and anything else on the macroscopic scale can't be in superposition.

    Seife states that observing particles can actually slow radioactive decay because the observation continually resets its superposition but sometimes it will still decay. What makes it decay? Nature is making measurements too using vaccum flutuations (at the quantum level). Sometimes during the observation of the vaccuum flutuation the superposition collapses in a way to make the atom split (decay). Finally, my conclusion is that if Nature is making observations then the fact that we are observing supernovae shouldn't affect them anymore than Nature is already affecting them and the universe as a whole.

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  64. Fermi Paradox? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    1. There is no other intelligent life in the universe, otherwise they would have killed the universe by looking at it.

    Perhaps they created a branching reality (multiverse theory), and in their reality they are gone. Maybe that solves the Fermi Paradox. Advanced civilizations wipe themselves out by observing too much. Curiosity kills the...well, um...cat. Are we about to win a Galactic Darwin Award also?

    1. Re:Fermi Paradox? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they created a branching reality (multiverse theory), and in their reality they are gone. Maybe that solves the Fermi Paradox. Advanced civilizations wipe themselves out by observing too much. Curiosity kills the...well, um...cat. Are we about to win a Galactic Darwin Award also?

      Wasn't it Douglas Adams who said the prevailing theory these days is, the universe lasts just until somebody can figure it out, then resets itself into something even weirder, and that this process has happened 3 or 4 times already?

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  65. how much damaged does a stargate do? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    And a supergate that takes it's power from a black hole may do even more or do that not do anything?

  66. Psht by Healyhatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is what I never understood about this subject.... They say the cat is both dead and alive until we observe it... But what about the cat? Surely when the cat dies it's dead and "observed" itself as such, thus making our observation moot. Or somesuch. Again, a tree in a forest is not both standing and fallen until we look at it.... When it does/not fall/stand it doesn't make both a sound and no sound at the same time. And just say the universe DOES change due to direct observation... That doesn't mean we have to be the ones to observe it surely? Aliums might have observed it already? Or is the case of the cat saying that the state of an object might be a certain value, but in the realm of our own personal universe the state is not known until observed and... Well getting off track and confused there the point is... Well I'm not sure anymore but this news just seems a little ways off into the realm of fairytales to me.

    1. Re:Psht by Clazzy · · Score: 1

      That's because it's a thought experiment, it's a perfect situation. There are probably loads of flaws but they're ignored because the scenario is there for the exploration of one idea.

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    2. Re:Psht by zsau · · Score: 1

      How can a dead cat observe itself? That's half the point of being dead — no more observation for you! OTOH, a living cat can observe itself, so either cats never die because of quantum, or only people can change cats just by watching them. My money's on the first: I've never seen a cat die, I expect that just before they would've, they cause themselves to be both dead and alive, redirect the deadness to their dead half, make sure they observe themselves, et voilà! Immortal cats! Would explain a lot, at least.

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    3. Re:Psht by dragonbutt · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately.... it only works 9 times.

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  67. Morbo: by brakett · · Score: 1

    Quantum physics don't work that way!

  68. unfounded by m2943 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is not a shred of evidence that conscious observation has any effect on matter that differs from systems that evolve without being consciously evolved.

    1. Re:unfounded by mark99 · · Score: 1

      Any blanket statements like this are almost always either wrong or uninteresting. In this case for example m2943 implicitly implies knowing about *all* possible evidence, so I would say the statement is wrong.

      A more defensible statement might have been "I know of no evidence that ....".

      However a more interesting observation is that there is a lot of activity in Quantum Mechanical interpretations at the moment, as evidenced as the growing interest in the (frequently abhorred) multi-worlds theory. This has been covered here a few times, I would have liked to have seen a multi-world interpretation of this.

    2. Re:unfounded by m2943 · · Score: 1

      Any blanket statements like this are almost always either wrong or uninteresting. In this case for example m2943 implicitly implies knowing about *all* possible evidence, so I would say the statement is wrong.

      If there were any such evidence (not merely speculation or crackpot theories), it would be the most profound scientific result ever. And even if there were only suggestive evidence, it would be discussed at length in review articles, monographs, and commentaries in major scientific publications. The result would be widely cited by people pushing bizarre and unfounded theories about how the mind works (like Roger Penrose). Since none of those sources cite or mention any such evidence, I can say confidently that such evidence doesn't exist (i.e., is not known to the scientific community).

      So, I stand behind my blanket statement. You're welcome to prove me wrong with a reference or two to peer reviewed experimental evidence.

    3. Re:unfounded by mark99 · · Score: 1

      You know, this is one of those arguments where I find myself on the wrong side just because I don't like the way someone said something :). I will defend almost anything if I find it is being attacked inappropriately.

      Without going into all the various QM interpretations and "Consiousness causes collapse" schools (which you seem to be aware of), how about the "Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research" results? Cleary their results they found are tiny and not of practical utility, but they are also statistically significant and peer-reviewed.

      And if you name Roger Penrose a crackpot, then I assume you consider John von Neumann and Werner Heisenberg to be similarly flawed. I personally would suggest a bit more caution, those were (and are) smart guys who are taking a lot more facts and theories into account then we will ever know.

  69. Skybird this is Dropkick by billimad · · Score: 0

    All your waves are belong to us

  70. The universe isn't that old to begin with... by glitch23 · · Score: 0
    based on research suggesting the speed of light is not constant and has been decreasing on a logarithmic scale since Creation.

    the act of observing certain facets of our universe may have shortened its life Because the speed of light affects atomic decay, radiocarbon dating of fossils and anything else is put into question. Not to say the values are wrong, but they aren't the final values because they don't take into account the fact that c has always been decaying which changes the carbon date results. Gary Setterfield has a ton of information on this topic on his site along with referenced research papers for those who think evolution (which needs millions/billions of years) is unquestionably correct. A timeline matching up traditional geological ages with the real ages of the universe is also on his site here. If anyone has some sites that refute these claims I'd like to read them.
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  71. OT-ish answer by JazzLad · · Score: 1

    Season 7, Episode 9: Force of Nature

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  72. Hubris by beckerist · · Score: 1

    It might be just me, but that seems like a pretty presumptuous thing to assume. Just because I look at something means I can change it? My interpretation of the whole paradox wasn't in the observation, but the interaction with the object being observed.

    Also, I bet Einstein's ghost is set to embark on a century long bender after reading this post...

  73. Re:That's stupid: SN1988 already "measured itself" by xPsi · · Score: 1

    Universe doesn't care about conscious observers. For example, slight heating of the Earth atmosphere by the light from SN1988 _also_ counts as 'observation'.

    In fact, if an event changes macroscopic state of ANY physical object - it already counts as observation. Indeed. I would go so far as to say that the event SN1988 and ensemble of sub-events within the event, for all practical purposes, "measured itself" while it was happening. The quantum coherence time/length of such a macroscopic situation would be very short (on the order of the scattering time/length) and would rapidly decohere to a macroscopic state. If that didn't do it, any coupling to the gravitational background at all would probably finish the job in the next microsecond.
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  74. Of course we change things by observing them by couch_warrior · · Score: 1

    This is the same principal that made dinosaur bones appear in the ground when we doubted the bible and started looking for evidence of evolution.

    God is taunting us.

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  75. Schrodinger's cat... by Torodung · · Score: 1

    ...was a thought experiment, meant to ironically show what kind of BS this sort of thing is.

    If you pump the box full of poison gas, the cat is f-ing dead, whether you've observed it or not. Schrodinger got a chuckle out of it.

    Quantum mechanics says that the cat is not necessarily dead until it is observed, but that doesn't make it fact. It means that's a useful way to think about it under certain circumstances.

    In absence of a natural phenomenon, like a clogged gas hose, that cat is dead. If we checked the relatively simple delivery system, the "experiment" merely points out a fundamental flaw in quantum mechanics.

    In quantum physics, where the systems are difficult to observe, or unexplained, we can't "check the hose for blockage," and so we must assume that we don't know.

    So this isn't a science report, it's a psychology workup.

    There's a difference between saying a method is successful or useful, and saying that it explains everything down to the point that we are little gods affecting the universe.

    The universe was going to poop out whether they detected "dark energy" or not. Their seeing it doesn't make the outcome more likely. It does, however, make the math work so that the predictions are now much more dire. All they're reporting is their own awareness.

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  76. Constellation Naming! by sciop101 · · Score: 1

    Did naming the constellations esacalate the decay? Apparently mankind is the only influence. Previous civilizations are not relevant. Now the theosophic/racist/specist discussions begin.

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  77. Damn you Norris ! by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

    On Haloween Chuck Norris tried to scare himself while looking in the mirror.
    However since the resulting implosion of the universe was not able to account for the presense of Chuck Norris, it simply reset.

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  78. Yes but what if by FreakerSFX · · Score: 1

    the scientists observing this were in a box and a cat was looking in on them?

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  79. The article begins... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    Forget about the threat that mankind poses to the Earth: our activities may be shortening the life of the universe too.

    Translation: Yes, please ignore the imminent and proven threat. Lets focus instead on bogus things that make no sense and are not falsifiable.

    The rest of the article is written by the same ignoramus and therefore sucks elephant gonads.

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  80. Quarantine by sycomonkey · · Score: 1

    I read a book once called Quarantine that went like this. It was pretty good.

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    1. Re:Quarantine by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      The author is Greg Egan, one of my favorites.

      The premise is the following:

      1. Evolution in the multiverse allowed living beings to exists in a superposition of states.
      2. Something happened to life on Earth that forced us to exist in one state. Hence, our evolution forced us to collapse the wave.
      3. Collapsing the wave on these other beings kill them.
      4. These beings create a "bubble", something akin to a singularity stretched around 2 diameters of Pluto. This "protects" them from being collapsed.

      Much of these ideas are based on that Consciousness causes the collapse. However, this theory is considered unwieldy, but cannot be proven to be false (as it has no easy way to be falsifiable).

      Still, interesting topics indeed.

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    2. Re:Quarantine by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      The premise is the following:

      1. Evolution in the multiverse allowed living beings to exists in a superposition of states.
      2. Something happened to life on Earth that forced us to exist in one state. Hence, our evolution forced us to collapse the wave.
      3. Collapsing the wave on these other beings kill them.
      4. These beings create a "bubble", something akin to a singularity stretched around 2 diameters of Pluto. This "protects" them from being collapsed.

      Did this continue with

      5. These beings, existing in a superposition of states, also DID NOT create such a protective bubble, and were therefore collapsed when our ships wandered out among the stars, allowing us to observe them?
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    3. Re:Quarantine by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Nope. It was the year 2050 something, and the space travel to Mars was yet delayed again to 2069. Barely a colony has arisen on the moon, and that was only a joint venture.

      They had Hubble-like scopes with 10000* the resolution, along with ground grids of radio telemetry. The very act of deeply viewing into the sky was collapsing.. no, killing these very lifeforms.

      They responded in kind by creating a event horizon around the solar system (as Copenhagen goes, it can exist if at least one branch it is possible).

      The story revolves around a brain-dead girl who was found missing two times. She can barely eat or even open a door.

      What is found out is that she can smear her states and become more like the aliens that bubbled the solar system. Her brain is incapable of the collapse, so she can do all sorts of things, however improbable.

      No space-faring here. All on the Earth.

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  81. Einstein / Schrodinger limerick by notnAP · · Score: 1

    "God doesn't play dice with kitties,"
    said you, Einstein, so I ask thee:
    We put the cat in
    the box rife with toxin...
    Is God rolling dice, or are we?

  82. obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it kinda makes me proud that I might be partially responsible for the destruction of the universe. Its kinda life fulfilling in a way. Like knowing youve done something that will be remembered.

    oh and for the record:
    In soviet Russia the universe destroys YOU by watching it!

  83. jeez people by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The observer effecting the out come isn't to be taken literally people.

    When setting up parameters for a test, then can influence it's outcome, a person doesn't have to actually be observing anything.
    People who claim mysterious effects on any scale outside the quantum scale are ignorant, or more likely, hucksters.

    Saying the outcome is neither one of two (or more) states is strictly a philosophical thought exercise.

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  84. Schrodingers cat is photo shopped! by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    shock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrodingers_cat is photoshopped! it is not real.

  85. Think of the Kittens! by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    It just goes to show: Every time you look at the stars, God kills a kitten (or a supernova).

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  86. It wasn't me! by tcampb01 · · Score: 1

    Based on the Drake Equation there is likely to be some quantity of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe making similar observations. Why can't we just blame them?

    1. Re:It wasn't me! by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      I'd say so. Even if you lowball the Drake Equation, there are still probably hundreds of inhabited planets in this galaxy and millions in the universe.

      If they exist, they're all looking at the stars.

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  87. Universe 1.01 by hackus · · Score: 1

    Sorry.

    Had to Fork it, as someone looked in the repo.

    *Sigh*

    -Hack

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  88. WTF??? by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

    Will you stop spreading nonsense? it only give the illusion of power to psuedoscience crap sellers.

    "To observe something, it must be interacted with. "
    Incorrect.

    Starlight is observed, but I do not interact with the star at all.

    "The most common form of interaction involves a photon bouncing off of something,"
    That photon is not part of what you are seeing, it is light 'bounced' from the object, NOT the object. No more then sound is the object.

    "This involves a small energy transfer and/or a series of reactions between the "thing" used for observation and the observee. "
    OMG, stop this person from breeding. There is no place on the world you could leave and not raise the average IQ.

    There is no energy transfer, AT FUCKING ALL!

    You are saying that photon are created when someone looks at something. Can't you see what non sense this is? You are also implying that this magic energy transfer happen backwards through time. I doubt you are smart enough to realize that.

    "This is why observation causes a solidification of state, and/or change."
    No it doesn't, not at all. What has happened is some stupid people took a quote out of context, and then applied what they thought it must mean to it.

    I don't know who is more ignorant, you, or the people who modded you insightful.

    As a side note I feel I shoud remind you that energy can not be destroyed or created. I get the feeling you missed that as well.

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    1. Re:WTF??? by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Starlight is observed, but I do not interact with the star at all.


      Star light is observed, you interact with the photons.
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      Black and grey are both shades of white.
    2. Re:WTF??? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      "potential energy" is a fiction, an accounting device.

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    3. Re:WTF??? by warrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You Sir are an ugly troll. The grandparent wasn't painting an entirely clear picture (not wrong, just incomplete), but you are taking misunderstanding to a whole new level. You must've taken an introductory physics course and stopped your pursuit of physics there, thinking you now now it all ( Yay Newton! Einstein who? Heisenwha? ). By observing the photon with whatever instrument (eyeballs, photoreceptor, etc) you're transferring energy. The GP said nothing of these thing all happening instantaneously or anything necessitating time travel. The GP also was not confused about whether the photon was/was not generated by the object. What I think the GP was getting at was that he thinks that "spooky action at a distance" does not happen. By observing photons here on Earth we are not instantaneously altering state light-years away. I tend to agree with him. One hypothesized way in which we could change the state is by forcing a photon that's part of an entangled pair into a known state by observation, forcing the counterpart into a state (instantaneously). TFA is pretty weak on details. Anyways, I mod you "-2 Improper Use of Comma and Improper Use of F-bomb in Same Sentence". Dickhead.

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    4. Re:WTF??? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      what I was saying was that interaction must happen for observation.

      Ex: You don't interact with the star- but that photon DID interact with the star.

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  89. IANAS... by chrispycreeme · · Score: 1

    ...but I really think this is complete BS. You don't affect something that far away simply by being in the path of the light that came off of it millions of years ago. The universe just doesn't operate that way. You affect the light itself sure, but not the origin of the light. I suppose if you got hit with one of them entangles particles we keep hearing about you might affect it's twin but i understand that that is pretty rare.

  90. I'm no expert but it seems that science is beheld by kennylogins · · Score: 0

    by the same hubris that is innately human. "Consciousness" and how special it is, is a value judgement. I would say it derives from religion, but religion came as it's product. I know we want to understand, but this sounds like more harebrained extrapolation.

  91. Corollary: if this is true we are alone... by jackjansen · · Score: 1

    This article is pretty interesting from a philosophical point of view. One of the first things I realised is that if there is indeed an effect from our measurements it must mean that no sentient beings have been doing such measurements earlier in the lifetime of the universe.

    1. Re:Corollary: if this is true we are alone... by Rebelgecko · · Score: 1

      Or the other sentient beings just don't have eye analogues.

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  92. doesn't sound right by jgarra23 · · Score: 1

    I don't claim to know enough about quantum physics or the universe but this claim sounds like a load of crap. And on top of that, who really cares? Not a troll! really! Someone please explain the importance (or lack thereof) of this discovery.

  93. Quick! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Mod the universe up before it disappears!

  94. Dumb intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we don't see intelligent life because when they start looking at their universe they're likely to destroy it?

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  95. quantum suicide by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember, however, that some physicists hypothesize that the cat could observe itself, this, the experimenter is already too late.

    This whole thing is non-sense. Single photons, like electrons, are mostly statistical objects, like public opinion. Human observation can, indeed, extract a small amount of energy more than was being lost to non-human (some would say inanimate) observation and destablize an ambiguous balance. Large groups of photons, however, are not so easily destabilized by such a small extra extraction of information/energy.

    If dark matter exists in the masses we are talking about, the universe is itself observing the dark matter, and one thousand relatively small telescopes here could not alter that.

    Looking towards another interpretation, our observation could definitely alter our _perceptions_ concerning the stability of the universe. (In our fear of the metaphysical, we assume far too much in favor of stability.)

    joudanzuki

  96. Universal constant reset by human observation? by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1
    ...my sweaty arse crack, it has.

    It's late, it's Friday, I'm talking colloquial English. Don't like it? I refer the Hon. Member to the answer I gave a moment ago to Danny, from the Hon. Member for Withnail. (Vis: "You can shove it up your arse, and fuck off whilst you're about it.")

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  97. Minor quibble... by Slur · · Score: 1

    Somehow, the act of passively measuring the photon (which is just EM radiation under a different name) with scientific instruments changes the fundamental character of the interaction - that is, you "collapse the wave function."

    I'd rather say that the measurement "collapses the wave function earlier" and this is what gives the "strange" result.

    - In the first case, it's only at the point when an interaction occurs at the screen that an absolute event is distinguished.

    - In the second case, an absolute event is established by interaction (or not) with the detector.

    The results are consistent if you realize that interaction between discreet bodies is exactly what establishes the consensual reality of those bodies. Until they interact they do - in a very real sense - occupy their own distinct universes. In other words, until entity X interacts in some manner with entity Y neither one exists in any regard for the other. This can be extrapolated to chains of interactions, and you can draw your own conclusions about how that establishes common realities.

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    1. Re:Minor quibble... by ETEQ · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but probably more important is that in the case of observing the slit, the wave function collapses twice - once at the slit and once at the final screen, and that's what jumbles up the phases and destroys the interference pattern. So its really both. I'm not clear what you mean by an "absolute" event, though - remember that they're interacting all the time to some extent - wavefunctions extend over all space, they're just highly attenuated outside the wave packet (at least in the case of electrons - photons are more extended).

  98. ARGGGHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psuedo-science like this makes me sick. "Just like a watch pot never boils..." BS! Come on, a watch pot does boil, and given that you aren't somehow changing it every time you look (say taking the lid off to look inside) and just staring at an open pot, it will boil just as fast if you weren't looking, and like the bad analogy, the science for observing distant objects is the same, despite our passive viewing of distant galaxies they will still continue doing what they normally do, unlike me, the universe can "GO" when other people are looking. I hope that most /. readers understand this as the avalanche of crap that it is. Shame with articles like this is that there are a lot of folks now probably walking around with their eyes closed, running into things and being a danger to us all, deathly afraid that observing things might cause the universe to collapse.

    CLAP YOUR HANDS PETER!

  99. What's the point? by Slisochies · · Score: 1

    What's the point in having a universe if we can't observe it? Wouldn't we have to observe the universe to know what would happen if we didn't observe it?

  100. I think i made this article stupider.... by SharkyTech · · Score: 1

    by observing it. What a load of ridiculous pseudoscience. Another matter is the fact that we have only observed this dark matter in the last 10 years. Since these things are so far away, this article is suggesting that our special human quantum powers can reach back through time. Stupidity at its worst, how the hell did this get on the front page?

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  101. Disregard this... by Trillan · · Score: 1

    I started typing, wandered off, and appear to have been beaten to the punch by everyone on the planet.

    (And please note I wasn't trying to say this made sense, only explaining what the idea is.)

  102. Schrodinger's cat is fake by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

    Pics or it didn't happen ;)

  103. what? by ttnuagmada · · Score: 1

    do people not even understand their own field? "observation" isnt talking about humans literally observing quantum particles, its talking about them interacting with things allowing us to infer exact information about them. a quantum particle is going to colapse if it interacts with anything at all, not just a humans eyeball.

  104. Outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yah and if you believe that bull$#^+ then I am more than willing to sell you a book about how the Earth is actually only 6000 years old.

  105. lawmaker by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    How long until a clueless lawmaker declares all scientific measurements illegal to "protect" the universe?

  106. The benefit of the doubt by MikeTwo · · Score: 1
    It sounds like utter bs, but let me play devil's advocate for a second.

    If by observing, you mean changing the quantum state in some way (like say, passing the particles through a magnetic field to measure their spin), and if, for some reason, those particles are entangled to particles that exist in the supernova, then you would be able to change the quantum state of a bunch of particles at the source via that "spooky action at a distance" that Einstein discovered. This is something that would (probably) not occur if the particles just smacked into the Earth's magnetic field...

    ...maybe.

    But this is stretching -- we're only talking about a few particles in a freakin' supernova. I really think it's most likely that the reporter didn't understand what he was being told.

  107. The Zeno Effect by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    TFA refers to the Zeno effect, which I hadn't heard of before. This turns out to be an effect whereby the decay of a particle can be suppressed by continuous observation of the particle.

    The thrust of the argument is that dark energy could spontaneously decay, resulting in a new big bang. The probability of decay decreases with time, and by observing dark energy the decay probability is reset back to its value at time zero due to the Zeno effect.

    Being a very very amateur reader of quantum mechanics, all I can say to this is, OK if they say so. One thing I did run across is that wikipedia's entry for the Zeno effect claims it only applies to microscopic particles, not macro systems.

    My question would be, wouldn't dark energy as a whole be considered a macro system? Surely an individual quantum of dark energy is not what humans observed. I would have no idea to whom I should address that question.

    Relatedly, I find this paper to be very helpful.

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  108. Man that must be some good stuff ... by rssrss · · Score: 1

    Don't bogart that joint my friend
    Pass it over to me
    Don't bogart that joint my friend
    Pass it over to me

    Roll another one
    Just like the other one
    You've been holding on to it
    And I sure will like a hit

    Roll another one
    Just like the other one
    That one's burned to the end
    Come on and be a real friend

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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
    1. Re:Man that must be some good stuff ... by rush22 · · Score: 1

      Hey man what if, like the cat was like, alive AND dead? I mean *literally* alive and dead... like somehow it was in like different dimensions and stuff? Wait.. no don't laugh I'm serious

  109. Re:undead LOL cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > > I can has Braaaaaainssss...
    >
    > I'm in ur universe, peepin' ur void!

    A paradox:

    Schrodinger's Ceiling Cat is collapsing ur wave function.
    Whenever you masturbate, Schrodinger kills a Ceiling Cat.

    If Schrodinger's Ceiling Cat observes you masturbating, it dies.
    If Schrodinger's Ceiling Cat observes you not masturbating, it lives.

    Is the cat alive or not? Before you answer "Of course, it's dead, this is Slashdot!", remember that from the cat's perspective, it's the one that collapses the wave function. Whether or not you're whacking it at the moment SCC makes its observation isn't up to you, because until SCC makes the observation, your wankstate is what's superposed.

  110. Already covered in SF book by damas · · Score: 1

    I remember reading a SF book about this not so long ago...Greg Egan - Quarantine The book was written 13 years ago, in 1995. You can find it here : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Quarantine-Greg-Egan/dp/0061054232/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195873578&sr=8-1.

  111. I call bullshit! by sdguero · · Score: 1

    First off, I'm not a quantum physicist but I'm also not an idiot.

    After rtfa, the biggest support given by the article was about observing microscopic particles. The claim is that observing these can stop them from changing, "just as a watched kettle never boils."

    Have you ever watched a kettle until it boils? I did when I was 10 to disprove my Grandma.

    The reporter doesn't know what he is saying and I would bet money those scientists are doing this to get a grant.

  112. Consciousness alone is by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    How about a twist: Consciousness is a fundamental part of the universe, that will revolutionize all our old paradigms of how we view and interact with it.

    The particles / waves will interact with whatever is there. The interaction will propagate throughout the whole universe as waves, ripples on the ocean.

    What are humans physically, but ripples on the ocean of life? The wave rises, and in the end merges totally back into the ocean. During a normal lifespan, not a single atom or molecule will remain the same in our body for the whole time. In the end, _all_ physical traces of who we _thought_ we were will be scattered across the pond of the universe.

    If we have a form of consciousness, why not a stone, or a photon, or a planet?

    Of course, there is no proof of consciousness, but you have to be pretty unconscious to admit that there is nothing there! ;)

    It is so _easily_ felt that _YOU_ exist / have consciousness.. There is no need for thoughts at all.. In fact, thoughts will distract you from it.

    How can you ever hope to _prove_ existence? For all you know, it is all just a _playback_ of a holo-tape in a bad episode of Star Trek and were just the statist. But still, you have some existence and it can very easily be recognized BECAUSE IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL PART OF THE UNIVERSE.

    This will be modded down, ridiculed or ignored, a good indication of lack of consciousness in people who think themselves intelligent, and would rather get involved in complex intellectual masturbation, or some other way to escape the simple reality.

    But this is okay, since every wave is unique and special in its own way. For the duration of the wave, most waves will not question itself or its own destination too much, but rather spend time quarreling with other waves, frustrating that not more attractive waves are around them or making more waves ;).. Makes thing interesting and no matter, all waves will dissolve soon anyways. In the meanwhile, it is so easy to be caught up in the scenery, rather than go within and search for its own true reality and potential.

    Maybe this will even be modded Funny, which would maybe prove that God has a sense of humour! ;) I repeat: MAYBE ;)

    Karma is excellent, but moderation alters the truth. So let me repeat God one more time, and get a real dent in moderation ;)

    A little more: God, God, God, God, God! Hah! Thisll be modded flamebait now =)

    Btw, God is not a man with beard in white robes pointing a finger at you.

    So there, happy moderation. I wonder what wave will collapse, and what not.

    Pleeease, not "Interesting". That is SO boring.

    Maybe +5 Underrated? That would be closer to truth..

    But who am I, but a wave telling lies and smiling at the sun :)

  113. don't read this! by aled · · Score: 1

    I told you not to read this! You have started the end of the universe!

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  114. the interference pattern would still exist by budgenator · · Score: 1

    if the effect was caused by a phase shift then the interference pattern would still exist, but the pattern would change, but what happens is the pattern disapears because only waves make interference and the photon became a particle.

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  115. It is just a conflict of assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does consciousness give rise to matter? Or does matter give rise to consciousness?

    Or is it that there really is no such thing as consciousness, and it is just matter being funny?
    Or, on the other hand, is it that there really is no such thing as matter, and it is just consciousness being funny?

    Neither assumption has more evidence than the other. Either assumption leaves us with some odd seams that don't quite come together in our world view (which members of both camps are very quick to rationalize away, without success).

    One problem I see with many attacks against the "consciousness is the ground of being" camp is a confusion between the general principle of consciousness and its particular manifestation in a particular person. Those who believe that matter is the ground of all being don't expect that one person, since he happens to be made of matter, should be able to display miraculous powers or otherwise have some special sort of ontological status. So why do they expect that those who believe consciousness is the ground of being DO believe that one person, since he is made of consciousness, should be able to display miraculous powers or otherwise have some special sort of ontological status?

    My guess is because the religious nuts who actually DO believe that individual humans have miraculous powers tend to use the "consciousness is the ground of being" model to justify their myths. I would submit that attacking a metaphysical assumption because of the way some nuts misinterpret it is a straw man fallacy...or perhaps something of an ad hominem.

    In any case, as far as I am concerned, the "which came first, matter or mind?" question is largely academic. What our best evidence (scientific and mythological (for what THAT is worth)) suggests is that the forces that give rise to reality as we know it are so unlike reality as we know it that we have a terrible time getting our heads around them. It may very well be that the distinction we draw between consciousness and matter is wholly arbitrary...a distinction without a difference which arises from current limitations in our understanding.

    So, in sum, the jury is out, and remains out because there just isn't enough evidence either way yet.

    1. Re:It is just a conflict of assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Or is it that there really is no such thing as consciousness"

      This is it. There is 'A' consciousness, as in only one. The universe is a single unique experience and a single unique consciousness, not a sandbox of conscious souls. From the vantage point of people, though, it is a sandbox with every being being on the same plane of existence. This is fundamentally wrong. There is no 'god' part of the brain. There is no threshhold between a bug and a human that defines conscious existence. People are just biological machines.

      Paradoxically, almost everyone would fight for the sandbox point of view (evey human has a similar consciousness) while at the same time defending themselves as a universally unique, conscious being.

  116. And they're scientists.... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    So there is no higher being and we're all insignificant beings on an insignificant planet, cosmically speaking. That was then. Now we, the insignificant on the insignificant, has been observing the more significant and thus have shortened the life of the significant.
    Rather shocking that an "I, for one, welcome our universe-curtailing overlords" wasn't FP. Then again they are us.

  117. Flawed Logic by Prius · · Score: 1

    So if we don't look at something, it must not be there? What would happen if we did look? If I turn around and I hadn't seen a large hawaiian pizza there, that means that when I turn around it must be there. Hey look! A dead cat!

  118. I learned a new word the other day... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1
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    You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
  119. RTFBS by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    RTFBS stands for Read The Bullshit. (The F is silent.) Duh, I just finished RTFBSing, and I think these guys are nuts. This is not a troll. This is really my opinion on the matter. And that's all I have to say about that.

  120. Diabolical by sjames · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess we know what Professor Chaos is up to now.

  121. Zeno effect? by extraqwert · · Score: 1

    They are probably thinking about Zeno effect. But it only works in quantum mechanics, while the large scale Cosmos is described by the classical physics. So, it should not apply. The thing is already classical, not quantum. Perhaps because it is already entangled with my mind, including the cosmological constant.

  122. The age-old question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a tree falls....

  123. Even if we stop observing... by fatp · · Score: 1

    Aliens are still observing it. The Universe is doomed to destruction.

    Or... this is an evidence that aliens do not exist?

  124. Hitchhiker's Guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I am reading this correctly does this mean that the closer we get to the answer to the universe the more likely it will destroy itself? You mean Douglas Adams actually got it right?

  125. If God is a Slashdot editor... by patio11 · · Score: 1

    ... He is clearly back in Old Testament "smite the unbelievers!" mode. Except apparently now the Egyptians run Windows and God has gotten bored with sending plagues manually and instead He has inserted them into a cron job. Pharoah's security consultants tried to root Moses' SnakeWare distro -- bad call.

    We can further see that He is abandoning the New Testament by noting that God sent his only son to earth, and the SlashGod would have sent twins on the first day and then maybe two to three more in the next week, with another coming a year later in case you missed the Savior the first time. This would probably have required duping the Resurrection, but hey, omnipotence means never having to say you're sorry.

  126. Look not to philosophers by tm2b · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    But there is an odd feature of the theory that philosophers and scientists still argue about.
    As usual, Douglas Adams nailed it:

    Philosopher 1: We'll go on strike!
    Philosopher 2: That's right, you'll have a national philosopher's strike on your hands!
    Deep Thought: Who will THAT inconvenience?
    Philosopher 2: Never you mind who it will inconvenience, you box of black legging binary bits. It'll hurt, buster, it'll hurt!
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    "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
  127. Seriously, New Scientist is not worth posting from by Dogun · · Score: 1

    New Scientist seems to have a habit of printing the worst kind of tripe. Slashdot really should stop giving them attention.

  128. Ostriches by Channing · · Score: 1

    Ostriches worked this out ages ago.

  129. Interaction vs. observation by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is interaction with a sufficiently complex that cause the wave function to collapse. Otherwise, the other system just gets entangled.

    The question is how complex is complex enough? The only criteria we know is enough, is interaction with an intelligent observer, a.k.a. observation. Because observation is the only way we can determine the outcome.

    What happens to a system when it is not observed is anyway philosophy, not physics.

    1. Re:Interaction vs. observation by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "What happens to a system when it is not observed is anyway philosophy, not physics."

      Actually it's not, anything that exists as a part of an existence, is at least in some partial way (even if very small) physical. That's like saying "thoughts aren't a part of physics".

      But thoughts are the *BASIS* of physics, since physics is general categorical label to describe a collective group of human thoughts and sytems of logic and mathematics, which have their entire basis in critical philosophical systems, the scientific method is a conglomeration of different systems of philosophy, under the category label "the scientific method".

    2. Re:Interaction vs. observation by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      "The question is how complex is complex enough? The only criteria we know is enough, is interaction with an intelligent observer, a.k.a. observation. Because observation is the only way we can determine the outcome."

      Okay. Since the universe is more complex than any of the intelligent observers therein, this shouldn't be a problem by virtue of the fact that the light from the phenomena we're observing would have hit a great many objects without our intervention. We're not dooming the universe with our hubris by catching the light a few nanoseconds before it would have hit the ground anyway.

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      I rarely criticize things I don't care about.
    3. Re:Interaction vs. observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct term to use is "natural philosophy". The parent post had much more irrelevance in it and is more interesting to read. Yours has ZERO information, and bores me to death.

      Be frank with you, I can't stand kids who talk like they are smart.
      Remember, you are never smart until you are passed 50 year old or after you second Ph.D., which ever is earlier.

    4. Re:Interaction vs. observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "have passed 50" or "are past 50".

  130. Descartes revisited.... by MLease · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I observe, therefore I destroy!"

    -Mike

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    I'm sorry; I don't know what I was thinking!
  131. Philosophy by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

    A well known Indian philosopher (whose name alludes me now) once said

    The perceiver perceives the perception as an extension of perceiver
    thereby corrupting the perception.

  132. DC Got It Right? by fuzzcat · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the whole plot to Crisis on Infinite Earths?

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    "The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get." -Robert Smith
  133. People who call bullshit. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Have you ever watched a kettle until it boils? I did when I was 10 to disprove my Grandma.

    Wow. I watched a pot until it boiled to see if it could be done; out of curiosity. I didn't do it to compete with my Grandma. Shit. That's just ugly, dude. Go give your Bubby a kiss right now.


    -FL

    1. Re:People who call bullshit. . . by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      Some (most?) 10-year olds are not able to properly extrapolate the implied lessons in folk adages, which in this case was/is that there's no point in getting impatient and fussing about processes that take their own sweet time to happen, and will do just fine without your worry-warting, and that your subjective experience that some desired event is taking too long to occur is purely a function of your own unreasonable demands on the universe distorting and stretching your time sense. Which is all a lot wordier than the original 5-word adage. BTW, there was a ST:TSG episode on a part of this in which Data the conscious android sits watching boiling pots and not watching boiling pots and times both (which is actually, of course, a form of watching) and finding no difference -- as an attempt to probe human consciousness which he envies and finds very hard to understand or predict. Literalism is a sign of limited mental development. I believe Christ once mentioned something like this to explain why He spoke in parables. ;)

  134. Aliens sue humanity by The+Apocalyptic+Lawn · · Score: 1
    In related news, a federation of aliens filed a lawsuit against humanity today. It includes an injunction for any human being, and especially astrophysicists, to perform any measurements on the state of the universe, including looking at the sky. The aliens are seeking compensation for years lost by our careless curiosity.

    Said an alien spokesman, "It seems that our previous judgement of humanity being mostly harmless has been incorrect. We will install cameras everywhere on the entire planet to make sure that these humans are not causing any more damage."

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    't used to be LawnMOWER, really...
  135. Where's everyone? by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1

    This story suggests to me a new version of Fermi's paradox: "If we are not alone in the universe [and we are damaging it], where is everyone? [Shouldn't all the advanced civilizations allegedly populating the galaxies be shouting at us to "stop it NOW!" ?]

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    Knowledge is power; knowledge shared is power lost.
  136. Philosophy, Science and Oedipus walk into a bar... by neoshroom · · Score: 1

    They talk over drinks...

    Philosophy predicts things will go poorly.
    Science tells him calmly, there is no way he can know that.
    Oedipus starts a game of darts.

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  137. the misconception of observation by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    You 'observe' things when they affect you or your equipment.
    Thus it is impossible to avoid 'observation'.
    Thus, what humanity did, didn't change anything, yet.
    There is more 'danger' in the particle colliders which might create particles that normally don't exist. Not like i'm overly scared, i doubt they could amass more energy than to destroy a city.

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  138. Cat is dead by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    The cat is probably in process of dying,and the scientists don't know it.
    Its doesn't depends on human brain to recognize/observe the death to be real.
    Its like believing in God doesn't make it exist.Reality is external.
    Schroedinger half-alive cat is bullshit.The probability doesn't make things choose both
    incompatible states.

  139. I for one hope for the end by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    I was told if I reach the end, there will be cake. Yummy!

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    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
  140. link to original paper by dmoen · · Score: 1

    You won't get any useful information by reading a Slashdot summary of a Telegraph summary of a New Scientist summary of a paper by Krauss and Dent on arxiv.org. Why not read the original paper, and decide for yourself?

    http://arxiv.org/abs/0711.1821

    Here's a thread on physicsforms.com about the paper, with 2 posts by Krauss (one of the authors):

    http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=199811

    Doug Moen.

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  141. Sounds just like; by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    The Bush administrations "War on Terror"
    The more it's examined, the more absurd it seems.

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    I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
  142. Non-oblig. Spinal Tap reference by fondacio · · Score: 1

    Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.

    Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?

    Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!

    Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.

    Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.

    Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?

    Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

  143. Re:Life imitates Douglas Adams -You're BOTH wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're BOTH wrong....AND right!! ... In ONE sub-version of the Multiverse, it was Isaac Asimov who wrote "9 Billion Names of God", (this is why you remembered it like that, freedom_joe.. since our brains are quantum-based probabilistic neural nets, some "leakage" happens when our consciousness jumps from one version of the Multiverse to the another version... this is such a common occurrence we rationalize it as "misremembering things") in ANOTHER, it was Arthur C. Clarke... ;-)
    Brandon

  144. I Just Knew It by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    I just knew it. Take one peek at The Man Behind the Curtain and its all over for us.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  145. This is certainly a startling idea by 32771 · · Score: 1

    I never thought that cosmologists are that far out there.

    I hope the author is not suggesting that if he gets funding he will do nothing about it.

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  146. There is no collapse of the wave function by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't posted a comment to slashdot in at least a decade, but I can't let this one pass.

    One of the greatest misconceptions in quantum mechanics, one that took the better part of a century to clear up and exorcise from the theory, is that wave functions collapse upon observation. Bohr liked it philosophically, and von Neumann used it as an axiom in his mathematical treatment, but it causes more problems than it solves.

    Griffiths wrote an incredibly clear book laying out the modern understanding in 'Consistent Quantum Mechanics.' There are lots of other tidbits floating around (Bohm-de Broglie pilot wave; transactional interpretation and the Feynman-Wheeler electrodynamics that gave birth to it), but this part at least is solid. There is no faster than light transfer of information, there is no spooky action at a distance, there is no collapse of the wave function. All these things show up because we mix up sigma algebras in our probability spaces, which is the basis of every classical fallacy in probability besides Bayesian statistics.

    Remember kids, don't mix sigma algebras.

  147. this effect and it's consequences were explored... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the excellent little novel 'Quarantine'

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarantine_(novel)

  148. a new way to say slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should start saying 'site is damaged by observation' instead of 'site is slashdotted'

  149. -1, anti-science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science couldn't see it coming? Perhaps you meant what non-scientists call science couldn't help people to see the proverbial bar approaching; but if it's possible to see it, it will be seen better through the application of scientific knowledge.

  150. But is The Universe Damaged Already? by manlygeek · · Score: 1

    The metaphysical question that has not been posed is "If the Universe is so fragile that mere observation will bring it to an untimely end, is it worth observing at all?" That oughta fry your noodle. But really, if the Universe produces observers, who will in the natural course of their existence, hasten the destruction of that same Universe, then Something Has Already Gone Terribly Wrong.

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    Be More, Be Manly, The Manly Geek Ubergeek Extraordinaire Blogger: www.manlygeek.com/blog Podcaster: podcast.man
  151. Ridiculotity by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The important point is not observation, it is interaction with another object, typically taken to mean measurement.

    Prior to the expansion phase, the universe was confined to a size less than the Plank length. The entire universe was a single quantum phenomenon. All parts were in complete interaction. The expansion phase didn't change that. Observing/measuring isn't going to do diddly to the (previously) single quantum event we know as the universe.

    I'd like to see the math on this one. It may contain the glaring goof that prevents us from merging gravity with the other forces.

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  152. causality is not implied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I apologize for the confusion, but in our work, causality is not implied.. we are not
    implying that by observing the universe you are destroying it.. we simply raise the
    question at the end of our paper of whether cosmological observations can constrain
    the nature of the quantum mechanical wavefunction of our universe in a way that allows
    us to infer we are not in the late decaying tail, if the universe is metastable.

    LMK

    1. Re:causality is not implied by BrianFH · · Score: 1

      You're still not being clear. Do you mean that the range of possible values of the wavefunction is better understood after observation, or that the underlying wavefunction itself is "constrained"? Or are those alternatives distinct at all?

  153. Re:Philosophy, Science and Oedipus walk into a bar by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

    Oedipus starts a game of darts ...with some tipsy milfs

  154. What if we're not alone? by Buckler · · Score: 1

    If the Drake Equation is any good at all, there are likely to be hundreds of millions of other civilizations in the universe. It's certainly reasonable to assume that a good portion of them have observed/are observing/will observe the universe as well. Why pin the blame on just us?

  155. what if my observation is incorrect? by vino4all · · Score: 1

    Does it STILL collapse the wave function? What if I'm slightly off...what if I'm WAY off. How perfect must my observation be to collapse the function?

  156. Ultimate Hubris by mattr · · Score: 1

    Presumably this is talking about distant supernovae, I think one is 7.7 billion years old and a couple wer 5 billion years old. In other words halfway back to the Big Bang.

    The suggestion of TFA is that no sentient creature has ever observed these supernovae in the past 5-7 billion years and along comes humanity, which in its first decades of being able to view distant supernovae are now responsible for a horrible cosmic crime. Of course this does suggest another rotten potential reason behind the Fermi paradox, that a quantum reality reason could be why we don't see other sentient beings, but it seems far more likely, even if the interpretation of the scientist in TFA is correct, that we are not the first race to see those supernovae, nor the only race to be watching it in the past million years even.

    It has got to be amazing hubris to suggest that of all the countless galaxies in the universe that could be home to life able to view these supernovae, that we are the only people around in the past five billion years to see it. To say this guy's ego is big, is the ultimate understatement. Must be fun to think you are the smartest guy in the universe.

  157. interesting parallel by a-pinball-wizard · · Score: 1

    This sort of sounds like what these guys are saying at Kango about their struggles with SEO - Google, in observing and recording, has caused significant change in the environment. It sort of spirals in on itself...

  158. Well, i say by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Damaging the Universe By Observation?

    Hah no.
    As probable as a infinite improbability drive that requires a cup of thee to operate, i say.

    Also it would depend on ones definition of damaging. Deem it cosmos' nature, i say.

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    Hivemind harvest in progress..
  159. What? by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 1

    No

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    Thank you.

  160. If only that worked on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Britney

  161. Ummmm by EdIII · · Score: 1

    Okay.. So does this mean that looks really can kill??? :)