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  1. Emacs Leads the Way? on Debugging in Plain English? · · Score: 4, Funny
    M-x doctor

    Why didn't a program behave as expected?

    Is it because didn't a program behave as expected that you came to me?

    C-x k
  2. Turn your iPod into a ... on Turn your iPod into a Universal Remote · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, that's cool. And with this, you can turn your iPod into a car.

  3. Server side fix on When RSS Traffic Looks Like a DDoS · · Score: 1
    I would assume that changing the server is easier than changing the client. So I took a look at HTTP status codes and I see

    413 Request Entity Too Large

    The server is refusing to process a request because the request entity is larger than the server is willing or able to process. The server MAY close the connection to prevent the client from continuing the request.

    If the condition is temporary, the server SHOULD include a Retry- After header field to indicate that it is temporary and after what time the client MAY try again.

    This suggests to me an overwhelmed RSS server could return a 413 error code with a randomized Retry-After header on the order of a couple of minutes. It seems to me that such a reply would help lessen the load on the server, as it wouldn't have to deal with content, even if said content was already cached.

    If the problem is simply that of having too many open connections, then yeah, I guess you're hosed.

  4. Re:OMFG!? on Implementing Better Task Scheduling for Servers? · · Score: 1
    Don't forget the group that will categorize the other posts.

    And the group that will add groups to that categorization.

  5. Re:Have to wonder how they did their research... on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 1
    Cool site. I've put this to the test - I hold my cat on her back maybe two feet over my bed, then quickly pull my hands out from under her. It's pretty cool how fast she gets herself righted, but it does seem to disorient her a little, like when I get her to spin around chasing the end of a piece of string.

    Cats are ordinarily so graceful that it's hard not to laugh when they do something clumsy.

  6. Re:Don't Forget: Check Those Sources on Wi-Fi by Rail, Bus or Boat · · Score: 1
    between Toronto and Montreal ... the performance varies as you roll but it seemed to be better than dialup at all times

    Especially since you can leave that 542.75 km extension cord at home.

  7. Re:WOW? on New Generation of MP3 Players, New Features · · Score: 1
    those yellow Sports Walkman retrofitted to house iPods

    I had one of those and found out that the rubber gasket around the edge really did make an airtight seal - I don't remember when I first opened it to put the tape in, but it was either a mile high in Colorado or in-flight; either way it was low pressure. When I landed at roughly sea level I had to pry the case open.

    I could see a waterproof case being useful for an iPod, especially if you used it for, well, sports.

  8. Re:Anyone remember asking for the Plague? on The Black Plague Batted .500 Its Rookie Year · · Score: 1
    We were forbidden by the prof to ask the librarians, "Do you have Sex in the Snow"

    There's plenty of "naughty" drink names, too (sex on the beach, blow job, etc.,) but I am always slightly amused by innocently asking pretty bartenders if they have Black Bush.

    I know what else I'm thinking, but do they know what else I'm thinking? And if so, do they know that I know that they know what else I'm thinking?

    Whatever. By the third shot, I'm not thinking about much.

  9. Re:Idea from English? on Herman Goldstine, ENIAC Developer, Dies at Age 90 · · Score: 4, Funny
    NCR built the American version of the bombe.

    Or, put another way, "NCR set U.S. up the bombe."

  10. Re:Goldstine was project manager not designer on Herman Goldstine, ENIAC Developer, Dies at Age 90 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    he was really more of a project manager

    At this point, you could say that about Linus Torvalds, too. After 8 years as a programmer, I'm more impressed by people who can manage programmers than by programmers.

  11. Hollywood Strikes Back on Boucher's Anti-DMCA Bill Gets High Profile Allies · · Score: 2, Funny
    I guess what I'm worried about is "Hollywood" painting its enemies in a bad light, by way of the movies it makes. I can see the preview now (not like I'd see the film.)

    (Cue Hal Douglas' voice.) A band of terrorist communist librarians, covertly funded by a telecom cartel calling itself the "Personal Technology Freedom Coalition" and including Intel, Sun Microsystems, Verizon, SBC, Qwest, Gateway and BellSouth, and having a well-placed mole in the highest echelons of government, plots to undermine America's greatest export - culture - and bring down the US economy, by depriving freedom-loving, orange-bearded set decorators of their God-given right to make an honest living.

  12. Re:An excellent explanation of Huffman coding... on Computational Origami and David Huffman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vry nfrmtv chptr on lssy cmprsn!

  13. Re:Why is this even necessary? on When will 1024x768 Replace 800x600 for Web Design? · · Score: 1
    SWMBO feels ripped off if parts of the screen are blank, so she always chooses Pan & Scan.

    Must upgrade one of these days...

    What do you think her trade-in value is?

  14. Re:A horror story for illumination on Which RAID for a Personal Fileserver? · · Score: 1
    I deleted /usr/man/man1/* by mistake one day, no big deal, I got out the backup tape.

    It jammed.

    I finally got the tape out but destroyed the drive.

    It was a real nice TEAC drive

    Was it, like, beep, beep, beep ?

  15. Time to get inventing on Charles Walton, the Father of RFID · · Score: 1
    Time to get inventing and patenting permutations on tracking, personal preferences, identity, etc.

    Then, when some company wants to implement your idea, you can

    1. Sell it to them for big bucks, or
    2. Preserve freedom for everyone else by refusing to license it.
  16. Re:high-school? on Listen To The Universe On Your iPod · · Score: 1

    Ah, yes. The original brown noise.

  17. Discrete Math on Math And The Computer Science Major · · Score: 2, Informative
    I would recommend discrete math for anyone planning a CS degree. I took such a course in the CS department when I was a math grad student. We used Knuth's Concrete Mathematics book, which is excellent.

    My take on discrete math, as a former wannabe mathematician, is that the high school math curriculum is just enough to get you to calculus and all the extra has been squeezed out. Lots of material in the realm of discrete math is accessible to a high school student.

    In addition, many of the techniques and methods, like difference equations, parallel those in calculus, so it can reinforce what you've learned in calculus.

    Finally, as to the author's point about calculus in high school, I think he's way overgeneralizing about the quality of high school calculus teachers. My cousin, a professional mathematician, recommended that I retake calculus in college. She said that she hadn't really understood calculus until advanced calculus in grad school! Having been down that path myself, I can see this - calculus is such a different way of thinking than its predecessors in the typical high school curriculum.

  18. Bill's Revenge on Bill Gates Fined $800,000 Over Stock Purchases · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gates' revenge is that he's going to pay the fine by donating $800M worth of MS software to the US government.

  19. Re:Headphones are an even better solution.... on A Silent PC Solution? · · Score: 1
    For example, what does the person who has a PC in his room, next to his bed do?

    Turn it off?

    I compromised between shutting it off and bearing with the noise by spinning down the drives.

    I wanted to use apm to suspend the machine, but it's a dual proc, and that doesn't work, apparently. (I'd love to hear otherwise!)

    I know that spinning down the drive isn't the best thing for its longevity, but I was willing to make that tradeoff.

  20. Linux is Cool, but I'm Loyal to my Windows PC on People Feel Loyalty To Computers · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Linux machines are like the cool guys and I like to hang out with them, but I'm loyal to my Windows PC because it goes down on me regularly.

  21. Re:Here is why I buy CD's on Shifting From P2P To Stream Ripping · · Score: 2, Funny
    My mom raised me on vinyl as a kid, so maybe I handle media a lot more carefully.

    Hmm, interesting. I was breast-fed and tend to treat them pretty gently too.

  22. Re:"Water"-cooling on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 1
    It would be more complicated than just putting your computer in a fish tank full of the stuff and letting convection do the rest (circulate the liquid keeping the coolest of it at the bottom), though.

    But wouldn't that be a cool case? Everything but your drives sits in a fish tank. No fans running, but you have that soothing fish tank compressor running instead. Bonus style points for the fake plastic ferns, multi-colored stones, and deep-sea diver figure.

  23. Summary of RFC1... on Happy 35th birthday, RFC 1! · · Score: 2, Funny
    For those too lazy to check it out themselves, I've provided the following summary of RFC1, translated to modern, Slashdot-ese:

    First RFC! W00t!

  24. Re:Yea on Passive E-Mail Monitoring Leads To Arrest · · Score: 1
    In the revolutionary war even the militias wore uniforms, carried their weapons openly, and obeyed the laws of war.

    I was struck by your point, as I'd subscribed to the parent post's comment. It seems to me that it's not so black-or-white. I'm scarcely an historian, but what about the Boston Tea Party? Didn't colonialists dress up as native Americans to raid ships in Boston harbor? That sounds somewhat unconventional to me.

    Also, I know you can't trust Hollywood for learning history, but it seems to me that in depictions of the Revolutionary War, the colonialists are shown to be clever and resourceful against the better equipped, more organized, and more numerous British. For example, while the British would march in lines, the colonialists would hide behind trees and rocks and pick them off.

    Whether or not that actually happened or how representative it is, I think you'd agree that it's been romanticized to some extent, and that from the British point of view, it was hardly sporting.

  25. Re:But wait, there's more! on Why PHBs Fear Linux · · Score: 1
    I've read studies that state that blind taste tests cannot rate [Godiva chocolates] higher than Russell-Stover chocolates,

    This sounded intriguing, so I googled for "blind taste test russel stover godiva" and found the following match.

    They seem to be on a lite-music station in Atlanta.

    Interestingly enough, on their panel, "the judges' favorite chocolate was the Lindt Truffles, closely followed by Godiva Dark Chocolate. Everyone gave Russel Stover's Low Carb Milk Chocolate the thumbs-down."

    So if you can find any online references to those studies, I'd be interested, since I like chocolate and I'm cheap!