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  1. Re:new differnce on Microsoft's Security Report Card · · Score: 1

    Overrated? But it wasn't rated at all- it had +1 karma posted as default! Listen you fuckin' pantywaist mod- howzabout I take a rusted can opener and remove that brain from your skull with a dirty litter box scooper? You sure ain't using it! Painful, horrible death to useless idiots like you!

    There. I feel better now.

  2. Re:My kids love these! on Lost Doctor Who Episode Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was all BBC programming in black & white back then? In the US, most TV shows were in color by 1965. I guess maybe it is due to aftereffects of the war..?

    Oh, yeah, unexploded ordanance kept all those shipments of colour film stock for decades, not to mention rationing.

  3. Re:new differnce on Microsoft's Security Report Card · · Score: 0

    He cant do anything that would violate DMCA

  4. Re:if (!ie){......} on How Spirit Takes Pictures · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Mirror on Colorization of Mars Images? · · Score: 1

    Well sir, I thank you for your support. At least *someone* has a sense of humor!

  6. Mirror on Colorization of Mars Images? · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's been slashdotted so here's a mirror

  7. Re:As far as IBM is concerned... on Memo Confirms IBM Move To Linux Desktop? · · Score: 4, Funny

    This can't be so unexpected. They have a nice Linux commercial on tv, featuring (among others) Muhammad Ali advising an attentive little boy

    Until you see the same little boy running around like an ADD afflicted monkey in a Chuck E. Cheese commercial like I did.

  8. Re:Infamous? on Internet Archive Opens Crawler Code Under LGPL · · Score: 1

    That's too funny- "Hi- I'm an archive.org customer- I'd like my usual, please! And easy on the scowl, if you don't mind." I'm going to have to scour for other old coupons just to be pain in the ass. :-)

    Is the '5' five minutes in the cage? Not that it matters- I just haven't gone to a batting cage in more years than I care to admit and I was just curious what they get.

  9. Re:Infamous? on Internet Archive Opens Crawler Code Under LGPL · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they be happy that it is still driving business to them or does the coupon offer totally free service?

  10. Re:Classic ad updated, too! on Rumors of iPod mini, 100 Million Songs, Xserve G5 All True · · Score: 1

    If they had only updated her running outfit to what you'd see chicks running track were wearing now. Yes, I said chicks. Tough luck.

  11. Re:Sweedish suburbs? on Swedish Flight Simulator Adds G Forces · · Score: 1

    "Honey, I'm home! Can you pour a drink for me? You're a luv!"

  12. Re:Mars: Reach out and touch it. on First Stereograms of Mars from Spirit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nice idea, Bruce Dern.

    For those that don't know what he is talking about.

    Great movie. Except the syrupy Joan Baez tunes.

  13. Re:A FAKE?!?!? on First Stereograms of Mars from Spirit · · Score: 1

    I wouldnt doubt it. We've been down this road before. Don't forget the Capricorn One mission.

  14. Re:here's the link to her site... on Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet · · Score: 1

    thanks dude- I needed my afternoon nut bust

  15. Re:Only 101? on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 1

    Naw, I just drove by there on my way to work this morning. The smell from Verisign is worse than his feet. Even Mountain View's hazmat teams won't venture near there.

  16. Re:Only 101? on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 1

    Oh my. For the love of humanity, please do not take off your socks. Or your shoes.

    Thank you.

  17. Re:Segway on The Best and Worst Technologies of 2003? · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah- it sure changed the world, didn't it?

  18. Re:Warts too? on Pushing P4 to 5.25GHz with Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 1

    Pity this was posted after the mods ran over it- I think this is funnier than my post that was modded as such :-)

  19. Re:Ads on Pushing P4 to 5.25GHz with Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 1

    Tom's ads always keep the eyeballs busy. I keep waiting for them to have an intro page warning epileptics of what lay inside.

  20. Warts too? on Pushing P4 to 5.25GHz with Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have an Athlon that seems to be growing warts. Will this take care of that as well?

  21. It needs a kitchen on Cube House · · Score: 1

    I am sure you already sleep at your cube er, house so you have a bedroom, but I think to make it a real home you could use a kitchen- get an Easy Bake Oven and you are set. Oh, of course you need a toilet too. Bucket? A 'Lil Johnny toilet trainer?

  22. Re:WARNING, SLASHDOT NOW TIES AC COMMENTS WITH USE on Brightmail Denies "White List" Deal With Spammer · · Score: 1

    Blow it out your ass, a/c- I was right with Bob when you were still spewing green liquid out of your better hole into some stinky pampers. Not to mention taking a white bread and Thunderbird 'body and blood of Bob' communion given by Rev. Stang himself. Now get outta here.

  23. Re:WARNING, SLASHDOT NOW TIES AC COMMENTS WITH USE on Brightmail Denies "White List" Deal With Spammer · · Score: -1, Troll

    OMIGOD! Does this mean they know about my shitty grades in high school? File this topic away in 'Who gives a flying fuck?'

    (yes, this is offtopic- feel free to mark down.)

  24. Re:Apple doesn't make batteries on Washington Post Covers iPod Battery Ruckus · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Damn your .sig! I just dropped 20 minutes of my life down the shithole browsing the web, all because you had to have a sig that mentioned Gnip Gnop and I was forced to go and reminisce on old 70s toys!

  25. Re:Apple engineering, or Apple PR? on Washington Post Covers iPod Battery Ruckus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shun expensive labels or corporate identity?!? What is Apple if not an expensive label or a corporate identity?

    But that's the whole point of the Cult of Apple with some people. It's kinda like a kid who thinks of himself as a "rebel"- he doesn't buy $200 basketball shoes, won't wear sideways facing baseball caps or baggies below the waist, and his speech is unaffected by the rap patois- y'know- trying to sound like you come from the inner city when you actually live in a farming town in Kansas. So what does this kid do? He buys only a certain brand of black boot (often Doc Martens), a certain long black overcoat, with matching black t-shirts, dyes his blonde hair black, all because he is 'anti-fashion'. Hey- marketers know these types of people exist and know they can sell stuff to them easy.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to listen to some tunes on my iPod.