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Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet

Oneamp writes "A woman in Lincoln, Neb. has been ticketed for appearing nude in public after she published photographs of herself doing so. Apparently, it's not neccessary to be caught in the act. CNN article here" The article does not link to Harrington's website.

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  1. "The article does not link to Harrington's website by r_glen · · Score: 4, Informative

    Darn. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)

    :)

  2. She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    She's doing something that's illegal where she lives, and she's posting to the
    Internet photos of herself doing it. She's providing them with the EVIDENCE
    they need to convict her.

    This is a no-brainer.

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    1. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by PReDiToR · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I thought that under certain articles of the constitution you weren't allowed to incriminate yourself?

      Maybe this could be a test case for personal webspace falling under that canopy?

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    2. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by exhilaration · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, you can't be COMPELLED to incriminate yourself, but you're more than welcome to do it.

    3. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I thought that under certain articles of the constitution you weren't allowed to incriminate yourself?

      You're not required to incriminate yourself. They couldn't have forced her to post those photos. But she did, and she's busted.

      Prediction: she'll either move to a place where it's legal, or she'll stop posting incriminating photos.

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    4. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about testifying against herself?

    5. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that there is a fundamental difference between evidence that indicates guilt in a crime that the police are investigating and evidence that causes the police to open an investigation.

      If the police were actively searching for the public menace who ludely exposed herself in a public bar and came across these pictures, then I'd have no problem with them being used as evidence. But if the police only learned about the crime from the pictures, it seems wrong to use them against her.

    6. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It is forbidden that you be coerced into incriminating yourself. If you choose to do it of your own free will, that's another matter altogether.

      OTOH, I'm not sure that I really consider this good evidence. Gimp et al. can do so many surprising things with photos. And I know of no law saying that you can't lie about sex related matters. (Well, certain specific matters, yeah. Breach of promise, e.g., but nothing that would cover this.)

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    7. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by EvanED · · Score: 1

      No... you're allowed to *not* incriminate yourself. There's a big difference.

      I agree this is a no brainer; it's no difference than using security camera shots in a trial, or indeed any evidence left behind.

      If I make a public comment that I did something, it can be used against me. There's some issue with not being informed of Miranda rights or having those rights not honored, but in general that's the case. If I talk to a newspaper reporter and say that I committed some crime, the police can come get me on that evidence. It may not be enough to convict because I could say I'm lying, but it'd probably go a long way.

    8. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      If the police were actively searching for the public menace who ludely exposed herself in a public bar and came across these pictures, then I'd have no problem with them being used as evidence. But if the police only learned about the crime from the pictures, it seems wrong to use them against her.

      So if I embezzled a lot of money, and no one yet knew about it, I could post information about my crime without that information being used against me? R-i-i-g-h-t.

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    9. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      She's doing something that's illegal where she lives, and she's posting to the Internet photos of herself doing it.

      Yes, heaven forbid we allow women to go around nekkid in public places! What would the Lord say when we stand before him on Judgement Day? Lighten up people. If some chick wants to show her breasts at a bar and the owner doesn't have a problem with it then don't complain. Nobody forced them to watch her.

    10. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      The constitution says that you can't be forced to incriminate yourself. This basically just means that you can't SAY anything that could be used against you (unless you want to)

      It'd be like if you got busted for carrying drugs. If you have a sign on your back, plainly visible, saying "I've got drugs", that's not incriminating yourself. If the police search you and find drugs, it's not self-incrimination. For it to be self-incrimination, the police would have to question you without giving you your miranda rights.

    11. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by bellings · · Score: 1

      If some chick wants to show her breasts at a bar and the owner doesn't have a problem with it then don't complain. Nobody forced them to watch her.

      Actually, it was the bar owner who complained.

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    12. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by cybermancer · · Score: 1

      The Fifth Amendment says

      "No person . . . shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself . . "

      Now IANAL, but that means that they won't force you to incriminate yourself, but if you volunteer they won't stop you.

      Same thing with Search and Seizure in the fourth. If the police ask nicely and you allow them to search your car they will gladly. The point is you have the right to say no.

      If the pictures were still on her roll of film in her car then that would be a different story.

      I think she should have just taken the pictures fully clothed and then done a little digital editing to make it appear she was nude. Just do a studio shot to get the naked bits and past them on.

      She should do the reverse (paste clothes on) and say if no one saw her naked then how do they know she didn't edit the photos. They can't prove otherwise, and they cannot force her to testify which was the real photos since that would violate her fifth amendment rights. Having not seen the pictures I don't know if there were in fact witnesses. They can be compelled to testify.

      Again, IANAL, but I play one on TV.

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    13. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      you can't be compelled to testify against yourself per the 5th Amendment, but here she voluntarily provided evidence (which formed the basis for her being charged with a [stupid] crime), which is not the same as being forced to testify against herself. Just because the evidence implicates her doesn't mean it's a 5th amendment violation... this is a no-brainer.

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    14. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 1
      Hmm, I can't help but think of one word to be used in the defense....

      *Photoshop!* (substitute with Gimp if you like)

      Unless there are material witnesses it seems to me that it would be hard to prove that the pictures were not created using Photoshop to 'put her in the public bar' just for more publicity for her porn site.

      Merlin.

    15. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She should do the reverse (paste clothes on) and say if no one saw her naked then how do they know she didn't edit the photos.

      Yeah, sure. This is as smart as the idea that if you get pulled over while drunk, you should let the cops see you take a big swig of whiskey as they approach the car.

      Did you let your dog write this one?

      But seriously, I'm sure there's no forensic scientist in the world wiley enough to spot the difference between original photos and digitally edited copies. Nuh-uh.

    16. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by pegr · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're not required to incriminate yourself. They couldn't have forced her to post those photos. But she did, and she's busted.

      Yeah, she's busted alright...

    17. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by pudge · · Score: 1

      If the police were actively searching for the public menace who ludely exposed herself in a public bar and came across these pictures, then I'd have no problem with them being used as evidence. But if the police only learned about the crime from the pictures, it seems wrong to use them against her.

      There's been a lot of stupid comments in this discussion, but this wins the prize. "You wouldn't have known about me killing my neighbor if I didn't post pictures of it on the web!" As long as the evidence is not obtained illegally, there is not a damned thing untoward or illegal or wrong with using it.

    18. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "Having not seen the pictures I don't know if there were in fact witnesses. They can be compelled to testify."

      I would suspect there was at least the photographer.

    19. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Lobsang · · Score: 1

      She's doing something that's illegal where she lives, and she's posting to the Internet photos of herself doing it. She's providing them with the EVIDENCE they need to convict her.


      This is a no-brainer.


      Of course it is a no-brainer. Or, even after seeing all those attributes do you still expect her to need brains?

    20. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      True, but I don't think they know when the photos were taken. The Smoking gun citation did not have a date and time one it, so it is not completely filled out. I don't think she is going to fight it very hard, she is getting great reviews from this. Her 15 minutes of fame may get extended, it worked for Paris Hilton.

    21. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by cybermancer · · Score: 1

      Well, she could have used a tripod and self timer. Or maybe the photographer is blind and can only make out vauge shapes.

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    22. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      But the point is, public nudity is only illegal because it offends some people. If nobody saw it, nobody could be offended by it, so why should it be illegal?

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    23. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by t0qer · · Score: 1

      What if's

      She's doing something that's illegal where she lives, and she's posting to the
      Internet photos of herself doing it.


      If a tree falls in the woods does anyone hear it? If someone strips naked in public with a camera around, are you really seeing it?

      She could have just as easily photohshopped herself into these backgrounds. Big what if.

    24. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at her site, she doesn't seem too upset by it.

      By the way, I certainly don't care for her face or her blonde hair but what a fucking bod! The cop should have just used the leverage of threatened criminal prosecution to get it on with her rather than being a prude little shit and getting her in trouble. I hope his dick shrivels up and falls off.

      "Hi, and welcome to my site! I'm Melissa, I've been featured FHM Magazine, Maxim Online, and Gallery Magazine. I am also the Winner of Gallery Magazine's "Girl Next Door APRIL 2003" Contest, And I am the WINNER of Girl Next Door 2004!

      12/30/2003 - I can't believe the amount of news coverage I'm getting out of all this! It's CRAZY! ;-) I'm on the Front Page of CNN.com right now... I'm also on the front cover of the local News Paper!.... AND USA TODAY also has the story...."

    25. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      my favoreite part of her site is the biography:

      "I'm kind of a drunk, I mean I'm not one of those "Bar Whores" but I do like to drink and have a good time, if you know what I mean ;-)."

      And then, after claiming she isn't one of those stupid slutty barwhores, she proceeds to display a photograph of her with a beer in hand on the way to the mouth, at a bar, with several other drinks, pulling her shirt down to flash her tits.

      Sounds like a bar whore to me.

    26. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's a law on the books, then enforce the law.

      If you don't like the law, get it changed.

      You can't just pick and choose which laws you want to abide by, as much as you'd like to think that's the way the world works.

      If it was, I'd take great delight in punching you in the face, and saying "Lighten up!"

    27. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law is lacking in brain.

      The posted pictures, at least the ones on theSmokingGun.com show only toplessness, not nudity.

      Toplessness is legal in Lincoln, NE if the woman is breastfeeding. This is a double standard. If breasts are so terrible they should be banned completely. (I am sympathetic to the breastfeeding mothers, it is just that I am also sympathetic to young perky women who like to show off)

      I suppose she should be happy we aren't like those other backwards nations that prohibit a woman from showing any part of her body. We only prohibit the display of the breasts because we have learned how dangerous the exposed breast can be.

    28. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Babbster · · Score: 1
      Well, if she doctored the photos then she'll have the evidence, including, but not limited to, the separate original photos used to make the composite(s).

      On another facet entirely, I found it amusing that she said "I'm going to fight it." Well, duh, of course she's going to fight it. If she can get more publicity, generating more membership in her website, even six months in jail might not be that bad of a deal...Given that it would probably be minimum security, she could probably even arrange for some "caged heat" shots down the line.

    29. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a couple of thing to consider: 1. Would people at a bar be considered good witnesses. 2. If the picture were on the internet, what are the police doing looking at them, in the first place? 3. Is there no crime in Lincoln, Neb., only surfers? 4. If the bar is adult only, is there a crime? Oh, Everyone have a Happy NUDE year!

    30. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by El · · Score: 1

      Can't she just claim the photos were faked with photoshop or chromakeying, etc.?

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    31. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      I tend to agree with you. I'm not a fan of public nudity, but like you said--public nudity is illegal because it offends someone. If no-one is there to be offended, or if everyone there agrees that there isn't a problem, there shouldn't be a problem.

      Actually, I think the solution would be to make the statue of limitations on public nudity be, say, 2 days. Enough time for someome that was offended to report it. If no-one reports it in 2 days, no-one was offended and no harm, no foul, and certainly no crime.

    32. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by wumingzi · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, we have laws against public nudity, and in many (not all) states of the Union, there are additional laws that make it illegal to be naked in a bar.

      I agree with the previous poster on the points of the law, even if I don't think much of the law itself. Being naked in a bar is a big no-no here, as it is in Nebraska. Is the law idiotic? At some level, yeah, it is. Is there a process for changing idiotic laws? Yes. Call your legislator and tell them you like boobs with your beer.

      If the owner complained (as a previous poster mentioned) this was likely a CYA move on his/her part. To NOT complain would be open the owner up for the suspension/revocation of the owner's liquor license, plus some truly nifty fines.

    33. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by ralatalo · · Score: 1

      Actually... all the cops shows talk about chain of custody for the evidence.

      The Police will have to show that the photo they received of her is in fact not altered, etc and does show her nude in a 'public' place.

      If she signs a letter admitting that it is authentic then they would be have way there (or maybe a little more), otherwise they will probably need to track down others that were there and have them bear witness.

      On a side note, I remember watching a program about Las Vegas and how they still used analog film in the majority of cameras because there was no 'something or other' that allowed digital pictures to be certified as 'original/unaltered/etc,,' and admitted, so I wonder if they even have the original (assuming the picture wasn't taken with a digital camera) photo to use as evidence.

      No, i don't think this is any where close to open/closed case.

      Though, I do think that her best bet would be to work out a deal where she pays the fine and gets to keep the picture on her site and posts the ticket/etc... as "proof" that she is authentic.

    34. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Or maybe she'll decide to censor the backgrounds. If the police can't tell she was in their jurisdiction, they can't do much.

      Of course, I sort of doubt that she was actually naked in a bar and getting photographed without the owner noticing. I'd guess she photographed the bar and herself naked at home, and photoshopped them together. And that means that unwilling people couldn't see her, so it's not public indecency. She ought to show up in court with a set of pictures of her (naked) in places she couldn't possibly have been (the ISS, the moon, meeting a young Nixon, etc.). They're have to exclude the photos from evidence, since they're all from the same source, and some of them are clearly fake.

    35. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      I think the solution would be to make the statue of limitations on public nudity be, say, 2 days.

      No way. That would encourage people to engage in risky public nudity, which would, in turn, increase the number of people involuntarily exposed to public nudity.

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    36. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if the doG had intended us to walk around naked, we'd all be born without clothes on!

    37. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      No way. That would encourage people to engage in risky public nudity, which would, in turn, increase the number of people involuntarily exposed to public nudity.

      I don't understand. You're saying that if the statue of limitations was 2 days that more people would engage in public nudity?

      Question: What is "risky public nudity?"

      Comment: If more people do it in places where that behavior is being seen by people that don't want to see it, then these people will be reported and prosecuted. A couple of prosecutions and it will be clear that if you want to do something like this, you had either better get permission from anyone present or do it when there's no-one that can be offended by it.

    38. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      Can't she just claim the photos were faked with photoshop or chromakeying, etc.?

      Yes, and then a jury will get to decide whether that claim creates "reasonable doubt". Apart from some plausible explanation of why she is victim of a fraud, she'll be convicted.

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    39. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by El · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying she should claim that she's being framed, but rather that she herself faked the pictures to get more money when she sold them. But I think she's already ruled that out by claiming the pictures are real; as soon as she does that, she might as well plead "guilty".

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    40. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by REDNOROCK · · Score: 0

      Yes I busted too..
      Busted a nut!

      That chick is HOT.

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    41. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      In some progressive recesses of the USA it's a felony to indulge in oral sex... even in the privacy of a married couple's bedroom... there are strange dudes that side of the pond....

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    42. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      She could probably have someone do some photoshop fakies in similar circumstances. They would put this guy on the stand, show the images and use it to create doubt.

      The key is that they cannot make claims about the actual photos. If they ARE real, she will perjure herself. The burden of proof is with the prosection.

      If the originals were from a film camera, the prosecutors could supeana it as evidence. In that case, she really has no choice. If a third party does her webwork, than they can certainly be made to testify against her.

      The big plus for her is that ALL publicity is good publicity. Depending on here level of sleaze, she could even turn this into a nice run in porn video ;-)

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    43. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Most security cameras are analog. The biggest proof is the blurry quality from the tape being overwritten 5000 times.

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    44. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      I assume that God can sees right through our clothing. Because of this, it's doubtful that he really gives a shit about nudity.

      Since god made man in his own image, and we are born nude, I assume that God is a nudist.

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    45. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      A confession does not prove a crime. Even if someone confesses to a murder, you still need a victim and a method of death.

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    46. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      She should have posted a click-through agreement stating that the pics cannot be used as evidince.

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    47. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by ic0wb0y · · Score: 1

      There is all kinds of evidence on the web that Bush is a criminal, but Lincoln police hasn't said a word.

    48. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Murder cases have been tried successfully without the benefit of the body. The bodies make the job much easier, but it's not impossible to win one without the body.

    49. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by aminorex · · Score: 1

      It's more apposite to ask whether a place can
      be "public" if there is no representative
      of the "public" present.

      Simply being in open air does not make a
      place public.

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    50. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      Those cases are typically based on blood evidence. You prove that the person lost so much blood that they MUST be dead. You ALWAYS have to prove that there has been a death.

      In the case of public nudity, it will be the prosecutions job to PROVE that the photographs are not fakes.

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    51. Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If some chick wants to show her breasts at a bar and the owner doesn't have a problem with it then don't complain."

      And if the owner of the bar DOES have a problem with it? Then you are cool with taking a complaint, right? Or if he doesnt have a license to run a tit bar?

      I'd say the New York City anti-smoking ordinance is about 100 times more draconian than simply asking women to keep their tops on. Just a thought.

  3. I was by bigjocker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ticketed just for looking at said pictures ...

    Of course, the ticket was from my wife, not the police

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    1. Re:I was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your wife wants you to stop using the internet for what it was invented for she should ticket you for not looking at nubile supple young girls. The tickets should say, "Good for one hummer." A couple of months of that, her jaw will be sore, and you'll forget where all the good sites were.

    2. Re:I was by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Your wife should be happy that you're innate desire to see "new pussy" is being spent on pr0n, rather than VD-ridden whores.

      Seriously.

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    3. Re:I was by Fluid+Truth · · Score: 1

      Was it a bus ticket? ;-)

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    4. Re:I was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should learn that NSFW means something more along the lines of "not really all that suitable for work, but even less suitable for viewing in front of your SO".

  4. Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by shuz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In many states cameras are used in intersections to catch people running red lights and also speeders. Cameras are used at gas stations to catch "gas and go's", I don't see how this situation should be any different. Law enforcement officials are simply doing thier job.

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    1. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the state has cameras inside the restaurant in question?

    2. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laws like this are to "protect" the public from seeing something that they don't want to see. Not even the bar owner knew that it had happened so obviously there had been no complaints. Quite different from theft or moving violations. If anything, she should be given a warning.

    3. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by EvanED · · Score: 1

      The state doesn't have cameras inside stop and go stores, banks, restraunts, etc. either.

    4. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I'm so glad they're dutifully searching all the porn sites to catch any hot women who might have been nude in public.

      My thoughts are as follows:
      1) Clearly there is nothing better they could be doing with their time.
      2) This scourge of nubile toned and tanned naked women wandering around naked must be stopped.

    5. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but there has to be evidence. In her case there is ample evidence but in the case of the typical male or female slashdotter I suspect the case would be thrown out due to the lack of of said evidence.

    6. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by rbabb · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the LOCATION and TIME are verifiable by tons of accounting records. Whereas in this situation there is not definitive proof that says WHERE or WHEN the picture was taken. If the picture was taken in a similar looking establishment down the road, across teh state, or in a different country they can't be sure. Also if the picture was taken before the law was established it would be inadmissable also (that's a far stretch though). The point though is that there is no way to verify the picture was under the jurisdiction of the Lincoln police department. Also, simply stating on her website where it may or maynot have been taken is not evidence either simply because it could be a lie. Remember stuff posted on her website is not under oath by penalty of perjury.

    7. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you fucking kidding me? Their job? Maybe their job should be looking out for people who are actually doing some damage. Like rapists or murderers or thieves. Maybe they could be conducting traffic at a congested intersection. Or investigating some sort of crime where a person actually gets hurt?

      Running red lights and speeding can put others in *danger* and that is why it is illegal. The reason people can't be naked in public is because America is far happier to watch people get beaten up and killed than some chicks tits.

      You people are fucking sick. Just because something is 'illegal' doesn't make it wrong. Use your own god damn sense of judgement and stop letting others think for you you fucking sheep.

      Of course if you really really think she should be punished for this because you believe someone could have been hurt or affected negatively, then we have a friendly disagreement and I'll settle for calling you a retard and not fuzzy white animal that says 'BAAAAA'.

    8. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking kidding me? Their job? Maybe their job should be looking out for people who are actually doing some damage.

      Maybe it should. Perhaps you should run for office to change the job. But right now, their job is to enforce the law as it is.

      The society of Lincoln, Nebraska, like every society, has certain rules of decorum. Do whatever you want in the privacy of your own home, but when you are dealing with other people you have to deal with their collective social rules.

    9. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Running red lights and speeding can put others in *danger* and that is why it is illegal. The reason people can't be naked in public is because America is far happier to watch people get beaten up and killed than some chicks tits.
      Perhaps veering OT, but from time to time (usually in the runup to the some holiday or gift-giving season) I've found myself thinking that having largescale billboards promoting women's underwear or swimwear on the approaches to tricky corners on busy roads is perhaps not the most responsible way to advertise such products.
    10. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      An even better out is to claim the picture was taken when the bar was closed.

      Not that it's her job to prove anything. It's the police's job to prove that's a picture of her (Which they possibly can do with photo manipulation experts.), in a certain bar in their jurisdiction (Which they cannot do, it could be a set identical to the bar.), during hours that the bar would be considered public (Which they cannot do at all.), and even then I don't know if it's automatic public nudity...a bar is private property and I don't know why she couldn't be topless, even while the bar was open, if the bar owner didn't mind. I mean, nudist colonies are perfectly legal, and the common area of those are often public in the same way a bar is.

      It's completely absurd to arrest someone for a picture of a 'crime' being commited when there's no other evidence of that crime. I mean, there's thousands of actors who should be immediately arrested on murder charges if that was allowable, because, after all, we can see and hear them kill people just by renting a movie.

      It's also competely absurd to arrest someone for public nudity without any complaints at all. I think, actually, that should be a requirement for that....a non-police officer should have to complain to the police. If the police come upon a naked guy walking down a stretch of road with no one else in sight, they shouldn't be able to arrest him.

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    11. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Tassach · · Score: 1
      As others have said on this thread, the complaint was filed by the owner of the bar, so likely he would be an eyewitness to say that the photo was taken in his bar while the establishment was open to the public. Since a citizen filed a credible compaint, the police have to take *some* kind of action.

      Several other people have noted that this is probably a CYA tactic on the part of the bar owner. Nudity + Alcohol = Legal Trouble. He could be fined, arrested, and/or lose his liquor license for running an unsanctioned "adult entertainment" business if he didn't take steps to prevent nudity in his establishment. Zoning boards are notorously fickle about this sort of thing. I'm sure the publicity this is generating for him isn't hurting him either.

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    12. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by Tassach · · Score: 1
      their job is to enforce the law as it is
      The point that you are missing is that it is a better use of police resources to spend their time and effort protecting the public from PHYSICAL harm than from MORAL harm. When cops are ticketing bimbos for flashing thier tits at a bar, they aren't out ticketing drunk drivers or doing something USEFUL with the public's money.
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    13. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      When cops are ticketing bimbos for flashing thier tits at a bar, they aren't out ticketing drunk drivers or doing something USEFUL with the public's money.

      The public passed the law, so obviously they think it's useful. How long did it take to arrest her? They sat down and wrote out a police report. They didn't have to stake out a strech of highway for thirty-four hours and then have twelve cop cars chase him down. I'd say that's proportional to the crime.

    14. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No, he filed the complaint when he looked at the photo and recognized his bar. Or possibly she mentioned his bar on the radio, and he looked at the photo and confirmed it.

      Whatever happened, he didn't complain at the time, so either he didn't notice it or he was okay with it.

      I agree it's probably a CYA, but the fact he filed a complaint with the police as a CYA doesn't mean the police should go down and arrest her for a crime without any physical evidence or eyewitnesses.

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    15. Re:Camera evidense for crimes commited is common by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Isn't saying 'physically harming someone is wrong' a moral statement?
      clue: yes, yes it is.

      There was a victim in this, the Bar owner, who could have his liquar liscense pulled. To stay in business he will have to 'not approve' of such activity in his bar. frankly, I believe he really didn't care, but ow he has no choice but to condemn this activity.

      Personally, I agree with you, but am not a resident of Lincoln Nebraska. If I was, I would definatly contact some representitives about this.

      I also wish we would get over the whole "look, boobies!" phase of human development. We're getting there, and the Internet is helping, just not quite there yet.

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  5. It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yeah? by dukerobillard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you get a ticket mailed to you because you were caught speeding or running a light by one of those cameras in intersections, no body "caught you in the act" then, either, right?

  6. Non-News. by big_groo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The owner of the bar, Jerry Luth, told Omaha television station KETV he is extremely upset by the pictures and did not give Harrington permission to shoot the pictures at the bar.

    What's the problem here? Get permission next time. If she did have permission, we wouldn't be posting here, would we?

    1. Re:Non-News. by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1
      If she did have permission, we wouldn't be posting here, would we?
      Yes we would. You see the law in question involves nudity in public locations. Even if the owner had given permission to take the nude pictures, it would not deviate from the fact that, in Lincoln Nebraska, that bar is considered a public place and thus the act of being nude in that place is against the law.
    2. Re:Non-News. by big_groo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, and in Temple, Texas, it is punishable by hanging to steal cattle - on the spot no less.

      The only reason she was charged was because the bar owner objected.

    3. Re:Non-News. by pudge · · Score: 1

      The only reason she was charged was because the bar owner objected.

      Anyone could have objected; it didn't need to be the bar owner, or anyone affiliated with the bar. Maybe someone else would have complained, maybe not, but it has no bearing on the legality, or enforcement.

    4. Re:Non-News. by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1
      Yes, and in Temple, Texas, it is punishable by hanging to steal cattle - on the spot no less.
      And your point is...? Since my argument was not that the law was a good one, but rather that it is not the bar owner's obection that caused her to be ticketed, I fail to see what point you have with this.
      The only reason she was charged was because the bar owner objected.
      Really? Why didn't you say so in the first place? I'll just take your word for it then. No wait, I think I'll evaluate the arguments. There's my argument which shows exactly why the bar owner's objection is not necessary for prosecution, and then there is your bold unsupported statement that it is so because it is so. Well, let's see which one isn't circular...
    5. Re:Non-News. by cybermancer · · Score: 1

      So the question is, what if she got permission and the bar was closed. After hours is it a public place? Since it isn't open to the public at that point I would say it isn't, but IANAL.

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    6. Re:Non-News. by neonsam · · Score: 1

      It's a bar - they serve alcohol, bars aren't allowed to have nudity. The police are going to inform the liquor commision that "naughty" things are going on. The bar could lose it's license... Moral of the story - if you don't like a bar in Lincoln, take nude pictures of someone there (or Photoshop them in to the picture) and post on the internet. I live in Lincoln - the police here get pretty bent out of shape about stuff like this.

    7. Re:Non-News. by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1
      what if she got permission and the bar was closed. After hours is it a public place? Since it isn't open to the public at that point I would say it isn't
      I would agree with such a statement. Although in court you would have the defendant arguing that and the prosecution arguing the exact opposite and I guess it would matter more what the judge thought and who made the better argument. However, I definitely agree that it would not constitute a public place as stipulated. IANAL (yet, but getting there).
    8. Re:Non-News. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck the police

    9. Re:Non-News. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, the police fuck YOU.

    10. Re:Non-News. by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 1

      Now there's a law with a PURPOSE! Can we get it updated to stealing cars?

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  7. Not too strange... by jea6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's never necessary to be "caught in the act" to be prosecuted for a crime so, while the details of this case are modestly noteworthy, she did commit a crime and provide evidence to that effect. That the alleged "crime" is stupid and law sounds unconstitutional is something else entirely.

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    1. Re:Not too strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure? The authorities were not in posession of the camera. Couldn't the pics just be doctored / enhanced? Doesn't there have to be an uninterrupted chain of posession of the evidence, to prove that it wasn't corrupted / tampered? I suspect a decent a attorney could slam dunk this one.

    2. Re:Not too strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So appearing nude in public is a 'stupid' crime? I'd like to see your definition of an intelligent one.

    3. Re:Not too strange... by pudge · · Score: 4, Funny

      You honestly think a law prohibiting public nudity sounds unconstitutional? How many Froot Loops box tops did you collect to get your law degree?

    4. Re:Not too strange... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "The authorities were not in posession of the camera."

      The authorities are not in possession of cameras that are used in bank robberies, convienience store robberies, etc. either. Yet if there's a clear picture those are sometimes enough to pretty much ensure a conviction.

      "Couldn't the pics just be doctored / enhanced? Doesn't there have to be an uninterrupted chain of posession of the evidence, to prove that it wasn't corrupted / tampered?"

      If I were the prosecutor for this trial I'd have you try to demonstrate your Photoshop abilities if you went that route. Say "if the shots were doctored, who doctored them?" Then get that person to come in and testify that they doctored those photos and demonstrate a similar task. Good people can do amazing things with Photoshop, but it still often can be distinguished from the real thing, and my aim would be to show that the photos were probably not doctored.

      "I suspect a decent a attorney could slam dunk this one."

      Not if the prosecutor was a decent attorney. I'm not saying it'd be a sure conviction, but it certainly wouldn't be a slam dunk.

    5. Re:Not too strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother.

    6. Re:Not too strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      well, pudge, you must not pay attention to the supreme court.

      Virtual Reality kiddie porn = 1st amendment right

      Running a TV ad near an election = not 1st amendment right

    7. Re:Not too strange... by pudge · · Score: 1

      well, pudge, you must not pay attention to the supreme court.

      Yes, I know of both; but neither is related to the discussion at hand. The court wasn't ruling on public virtual kiddie porn, and the TV ads in question didn't contain nudity ... as far as I know (but man, what a disgusting decision/law that is).

    8. Re:Not too strange... by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      The authorities are not in possession of cameras that are used in bank robberies, convienience store robberies, etc. either. Yet if there's a clear picture those are sometimes enough to pretty much ensure a conviction. ...

      If I were the prosecutor for this trial I'd have you try to demonstrate your Photoshop abilities if you went that route. Say "if the shots were doctored, who doctored them?"


      Except that these things just don't work that way.

      In the case of the bank cameras, there are people on hand who will swear, under oath, that the cameras recorded accurately, and that the pictures recorded are an accurate representation of what actually happened.

      All the defendant in this case would have to do, is state that the pictures are not an accurate representation of what actually happened, and the prosecution would then have to come up with compelling evidence to indicate that they were, in fact, accurate. Otherwise, it's hearsay, and inadmissable as evidence, except under special circumstances.

      This "compelling evidence" is typically somebody's sworn testimony that it's true. Good luck getting her to swear this under oath.

      Also remember that a criminal case is decided on "beyond reasonable doubt" while a civil case is decided on a "reasonable preponderance of the evidence". The prosecution then has to prove these pictures are real beyond any reasonable doubt, while the defendant only has to introduce any amount of doubt.

      Remember OJ Simpson? We were all pretty sure he was guilty as sin, but the defense injected enough doubt in the case that "beyond reasonable doubt" could not be attained to convict by the jury.

      BTW, this is for California, and IANAL.

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    9. Re:Not too strange... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "Good luck getting her to swear this under oath."

      I wouldn't need to get her to swear under oath specifically; she'd invoke her 5th amendment rights probably. However, there's also the photographer (I'm assume she didn't use the self timer here) and person who did the manipulation if any was done (again, I'm assuming the photos are done well enough that you'd probably have to be rather experienced to create them). Finding out who these people are could take some work, but a decent detective would have a fair chance at getting names). They can be compelled to testify as to the origins to the photos since they did nothing illegal and thus can't incriminate themselves.

      I wouldn't even need to be able to get a sworn statement. Demonstrating beyond a reasonable doubt that the photos were not doctored would be enough, and I think that if they are well done that wouldn't be much of a problem.

      I also don't think that anyone would swear that they were not an accurate representation. If in fact they were, this would be a statement of perjury which is an offense probably much more severe than the original. I will concede that proving perjury would be nearly impossible, but I still don't think even the defendant would committ it in this case.

      "Remember OJ Simpson? We were all pretty sure he was guilty as sin, but the defense injected enough doubt in the case that "beyond reasonable doubt" could not be attained to convict by the jury."

      OJ is one of those cases where there was a reasonably clear verdict the jury did not reach; the decision was the exception rather than the rule.

      "BTW, this is for California, and IANAL."

      Rules of evidence are essentially uniform, so being in CA shouldn't make a difference. IANAL either.

  8. She's Probably Happy by blunte · · Score: 5, Funny

    This kind of "exposure" can only help her site and her income.

    Getting busted over something minor isn't the point.

    Now if she was really cool she'd get someone to take some naughty shots of her in the police station.

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    1. Re:She's Probably Happy by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Now if she was really cool she'd get someone to take some naughty shots of her in the police station.

      But only after making sure there weren't any identifiable objects in the background -- or she'd get busted again!

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    2. Re:She's Probably Happy by glenebob · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd be demanding a lot of physical evidence on this case. We want nothing but the naked thruth.

    3. Re:She's Probably Happy by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Now if she was really cool she'd get someone to take some naughty shots of her in the police station
      If she was really smart she'd take those pictures on a blue screen and use the police station as a digital backdrop.

      Counter evedence...
      They have nothing to show those pictures were athentic.
      (Porno is more the art of photo editing than it is the art of having sex on camra)

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  9. DUH. by ActionPlant · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If she didn't get caught at the time, why is she being ticketed now? How can they prove she was really there? Photoshop can do some amazing things these days.

    Stupid stupid stupid.

    Damon,

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    1. Re:DUH. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't see this being a successful defense for murders though...

    2. Re:DUH. by Kenja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not like she's trying to deny doing it. It would be one thing if she claimed that the images where fake. Then you would have grounds to fight it. But she admits that there real, in fact she seems to down right proud of it.

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    3. Re:DUH. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Face it. If you had breasts that looked like that, you'd be proud of them too.

    4. Re:DUH. by Kenja · · Score: 1

      No, oods are I'd wonder why a guy had breasts and then spend a lot of time alone in the shower.

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    5. Re:DUH. by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      If she didn't get caught at the time, why is she being ticketed now? How can they prove she was really there?

      Perhaps because she admits on her web site that she was there and the bouncer, um, bounced her. Not that I actually checked out her web site with all those supposedly nekkid pictures of her in the bar - it's just hearsay, and I'm really surprised it's not slashdotted with all those graphics; that's good hosting - I mean it's got to be slashdotted anyway.

      Photoshop can do some amazing things these days.

      If not Photoshop, surgery sure can - er, I mean yes, absolutely.

    6. Re:DUH. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      There no crime in lying on her website. She's perfectly allowed to lie to the public about the orgins of her pictures.

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  10. Ahem, how did they find them? by politicalman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    HHHHmmmmm.....

    1. Re:Ahem, how did they find them? by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now Now!

      Don't be insensitive to Nebraska Vice cops. They spend hours every week searching for public nudity in Nebraska on the internet. (This is about as big as Vice gets in Nebraska I imagine.) They don't like looking at pr0n, but somebody has to do it to preserve the moral fiber of Nebraska!

      Won't somebody think of the Nebraskans!

      Nebraska Vice Squad: It's the toughest job you'll ever love.

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  11. Best paragraph by larry2k · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the note: "They're not going to stop me from doing what I'm doing. I enjoy what I do and they really don't have any grounds now"

    That's what i call "The Pr()n spirit"

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    1. Re:Best paragraph by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1


      Joke 'em if they cant take a fuck

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    2. Re:Best paragraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The package said "Windows XP or better. Pentium Class Processor or better"... So I got a Mac with OS X

      (Yeah it's just a signature, I know.)

      Ok... the Mac OS X being better than XP makes sense. But I've yet to see a Mac computer that can hold a candle to my PC. Even the $10,000+ "dream computer" that you can build on the Mac Store is a joke in comparisson to my $3,000 custom built. Don't get me (completely) wrong - I like Macs... they're cool. But they're ridiculously over costed.

      Paying 10x more doesn't make it better, it just proves how dumb you are.

  12. Where is Nebraska? by The+Creator · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Iran?

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    1. Re:Where is Nebraska? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. How lame does it get. Next time they chop her boobies off or what?

    2. Re:Where is Nebraska? by ender81b · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a lincolnite I resent that.

      We are most definately right next to nowhere, a little south of boringville.

      I hate this town.

    3. Re:Where is Nebraska? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they hacked 'em on, why not?

      Now that's the kind of "beta testing" I could handle.

      Doc: Please beta test these implanted breasts.
      Me: Ok.
      Patient: Ooh! Ahh!
      Me: Pipe down. I have work to do.
      Doc: Good enough?
      Me: Sure. This should kill the /. time limit. [slap patient on ass as she walks out]

    4. Re:Where is Nebraska? by calyphus · · Score: 1

      south of Boringville? Not even exciting enough to get annexed by Boringville, tsk tsk

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    5. Re:Where is Nebraska? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      That's a little like Topeka, Kansas...equally convenient to both coasts.

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    6. Re:Where is Nebraska? by glenebob · · Score: 1

      So... in Iran then?

    7. Re:Where is Nebraska? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then fucking move. And learn to spell. As a Nebraskan that has lived all over the CONUS, you don't know how good it is . . . and thus I moved back at the first opportunity. Except for the idiotic fascination with Cornhusker football, religious zealots, and all the old people . . . crap, now I hate this town.

    8. Re:Where is Nebraska? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      That's a little like Topeka, Kansas...equally convenient to both coasts.

      Heh. So how come nobody ever stops there? Been there - left there. Although it could be worse; it could be Wichita. :)

    9. Re:Where is Nebraska? by NoData · · Score: 1

      As a lincolnite I resent that.

      We are most definately right next to nowhere, a little south of boringville.


      And as a resident of Boringville, I resent that.

    10. Re:Where is Nebraska? by iamweezman · · Score: 1
      As a lincolnite I resent that.

      I also resemble that!

    11. Re:Where is Nebraska? by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Hey! Lincoln, Nebraska looks real nice! In fact, the only thing better looking that seeing Lincoln through the front windshield is seeing it in the rear view mirror!

    12. Re:Where is Nebraska? by fo0bar · · Score: 1

      Slightly OT, but I stayed in Lincoln while driving across the country to begin my dot-com life in San Francisco... I stopped at the first place I saw off the highway. Went in and up to the woman behind the front desk:

      "Do you have any rooms available?"
      "Yes we do."
      "How much is a night?"
      "Well, you do realize that these are suites and is not a regular hotel..."
      "How. Much."
      "$80 per night."
      "Hell, I'll take 2."

    13. Re:Where is Nebraska? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      You live in Nebraska. I live in Kansas. Howdy neighbor. At least I can root for K-State. ;-) Lets get together, drink beer, and go cow tippin' sometime.

    14. Re:Where is Nebraska? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Back in 1979, I drove to Nebraska on business, to a very small farm town of maybe 200 residents.

      The very day my business was concluded, I was "invited to leave" by the local lawfolks. My crime? Being an out-of-towner.

      Richard Marx's song "Hazard" is no exaggeration.

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    15. Re:Where is Nebraska? by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      i'll trade my house for yours so i can be closer to what's her face.

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    16. Re:Where is Nebraska? by ender81b · · Score: 1

      Yeah, once nice thing is cost of living is extremely low. I was in england the past year during study abroad and coming back to LNK was a delight.

    17. Re:Where is Nebraska? by kryliss · · Score: 1

      I second those remarks.

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    18. Re:Where is Nebraska? by Snowdog668 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You got lucky. I was traveling across country a few years ago with some friends and we stopped in Lincoln. The first hotel we came to had the vacancy sign lit so we tried to get a couple of rooms. Oh no, *they* didn't have any vacancys but their sister hotel across town did. The place turned out to be a regular roach hotel. Since then I never stop in Lincoln. :)

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  13. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, on top of legal bills, she'll have bandwidth bills.

    Sometimes I wonder why slashdot (or comments pushed up to score:5) even link to sites that will either flame up in DoS-style burnination, or will cost the provider a crapload of cash for going over bandwidth limits.

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  14. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by stangbat · · Score: 1

    As if she wasn't already an attention whore. I'm sure she is happy as can be with this new found fame. The AP. Fark yesterday. Slashdot today.

  15. Keep in mind.... by malibucreek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The key legal point here is that the Web posting appears to be *the evidence* that she appeared in public nude, in violation of Lincoln's backward, boring, typically lame Nebraskan ordinance.

    The posting itself is not necessarily the violation. If she posted a nude picture *taken in her home* it is not clear from this article that she ever would have been charged.

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    1. Re:Keep in mind.... by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, it is clear. The law is against public nudity, and a nude photo taken in her home would not be public nudity. A nude photo taken in her front yard (at least if it didn't have a fence through which no one could see her) would be.

      What's so backward about Lincoln's law? I'm not aware of anywhere in the United States where public nudity is legal, with the exception of nudist colonies and nude beaches. In the case of nude beaches, it's often not that they are legal, but that there is just no enforcement. My home town, San Diego, has a nude beach (Black's Beach), not by statute, but by remoteness (you have to go down high cliffs to get there, or walk in from the north or south) and tacit understanding that no one will be busted for public nudity there.

      Walk across, say, your university campus naked and you will likely be busted.

      She's not the only person to put photos of herself nude in a public place on her website, several other "net models" do/have done the same, but AFAIK she's the first one to be busted for it.

  16. fakes? by mod_parent_down · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Considering today's technology, photographs should never be admissable as evidence unless the source can verified and possibility of tampering is eliminated...

    They're easier to fake than lie detectors.

    1. Re:fakes? by pclminion · · Score: 4, Funny
      Considering today's technology, photographs should never be admissable as evidence unless the source can verified and possibility of tampering is eliminated...

      Ah yes, I see, the Lincoln City Council has taken upon itself to surreptitiously photograph its citizens, then edit the photographs to make them appear as if they are violating ordinances in order to collect citation income from them.

      Tell me, do you have the aluminum foil hat, or did you get the spiffy titanium one?

    2. Re:fakes? by Parsa · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is what the OP was trying to get across.

      Photoshop can do some great things...Suppose there's a funny picture someone just took of you and your friend goofing off...your friend is on the ground and you're standing over him. Someone takes the picture and adds blood and you holding a chainsaw...

      That would be easy enough to disprove though when you took police to your friends house and he's in his recliner watching Survivor though.

      But the point is digital photography manipulation is something courts will have to start taking into account.

      J

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    3. Re:fakes? by pudge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering today's technology, photographs should never be admissable as evidence unless the source can verified and possibility of tampering is eliminated...

      Since the photo came from her, and it is her web site that admits they were taken in the bar in question ... this really isn't an issue, in this case. Really.

    4. Re:fakes? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      It's called reasonable doubt. It may not be reasonable to suppose that the local government would fake pictures just to get a conviction, but it is reasonable these days that the pictures might have been faked by the poster herself, and not be real evidence of a crime.
      She could have had taken clothed pictures of herself at the local landmarks, and then mimicked the same poses nude in private and swapped body shots. Depending on the photos, there are also possibilities such as taking a picture outside the local jurisdiction and swapping in a sign or local landmark to make it look like a local location.
      In addition, the statute of limitations on this offense is probably no more than a year or two. If she had claimed they were older than that, the local jurisdiction would have the burden of proving otherwise.
      Ruling out as many of these doubts as she could have raised would require spending some real money on forensics tests to see if the photos showed evidence of tampering. Evidently, she chose to pay the fines rather than contest it, or this would be ballooning into a major case by now.

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    5. Re:fakes? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      She didn't argue this. I would consider it "reasonable" that she would provide this defense if indeed the pictures were faked unless she was being very stubborn about not giving testamony and invoking 5th amendment rights at most questions. Even so, there's probably at least the photographer who could testify if the photos were taken, and he or she can be compelled to testify, and I think I'd be able to make her give the name of the photographer if I were prosecuting.

      "Ruling out as many of these doubts as she could have raised would require spending some real money on forensics tests to see if the photos showed evidence of tampering. Evidently, she chose to pay the fines rather than contest it, or this would be ballooning into a major case by now."

      Or decided to not commit perjury. I think even you'd agree that, even if its not to the point of conviction standards, the photos are *probably* real. In addition, the website probably gives dates for when they were posted, which would more than likely be not long after they were taken. Thus I'd argue that chances are good that taking any of these routes would require false testamony.

    6. Re:fakes? by flagweb · · Score: 1
      Lincoln City Council has taken upon itself to surreptitiously photograph its citizens
      RTFA - The City Council never "took" the photos. The girl had someone take pictures of her doing something that violates a local ordinance. She then posted them on her own web site.
      She put the evidence of her crime in a "public place" (her website) for the police to find by perfectly legal means.

      Also, IMHO, I really don't think the "Photoshop Defense" will work either. Simply because she had no reason to fake her location.
      "No really Your Honor, I decided to travel to (insert legal location here) and take the photos there. But... when I got back home I thought it would be worth the time and effort to make it look like I only went down the street to take the pictures."
      Her defense attorney would need to convince the judge that, in addition to having the talent to do so, she had a good reason to spent the time, money, and effort to make the fake photos. I think she would need a pretty good lawyer to pull that one off.
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    7. Re:fakes? by calyphus · · Score: 1
      Considering today's technology, photographs should never be admissable as evidence unless the source can verified and possibility of tampering is eliminated... Mbr>
      Since the photo came from her, and it is her web site that admits they were taken in the bar in question ... this really isn't an issue, in this case. Really.

      Actually, the source may be less questionable, but to claim that they are definitely depict an illegal act could be questioned in light of current technology. There could be the motivation to provide images that site visitors are more interested in, without actually participating in an illegal act. Depicting fiction is a common thing we do. Hmm, let's see, have you heard of these things called movies?

      With today's tech it is possible to fake images. No digital, or digitized, photograph should be viewed as proof of anything. Bring me negatives, with enlargements large enough to see film grain and not square pixels, and I might trust them as evidence.

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    8. Re:fakes? by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

      Actually, they could NOT force her to name witnesses (ie the photographer) as that would violate her 5th Amendment rights.

    9. Re:fakes? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Is there a Supreme Court prescedent for this? I didn't realize that the protections extended to not naming witnesses.

      Still, I think there's a fair chance that I could determine the name through other means. (See if I can get her to name "typical photographers" she uses, email her separately posing as someone who is interested in hiring the person, etc.)

    10. Re:fakes? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The idea that photoshop suddently allows photo evidence to be convincingly fake is a stupid, stpuid arguement, and it needs to DIE here and now.

      Read what I responded to another poster with the same objection:
      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91155&cid= 7849573

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    11. Re:fakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the referenced article is about video, not photography.

      re: " and would be able to tell that it was not recorder when it was supposed to have been"

      I'm not sure if you're just not technically savvy, but the idea that you can tell digitally altered pictures by looking at timestamps is certainly naive at best.

    12. Re:fakes? by pudge · · Score: 1

      There could be the motivation to provide images that site visitors are more interested in, without actually participating in an illegal act. Depicting fiction is a common thing we do. Hmm, let's see, have you heard of these things called movies?

      There were a lot of people in that bar, it seems. If she says that, and the court provides witnesses that say they saw her, then she gets charged with perjury, and very likley would see jail time for it. That'd be risky, and not too bright, when if she just pleads the innocent and the Fifth (or guilty) she'll get a fine (worth far less than the value of the publicity) and a mark on her record (which I doubt she'd have a real problem with).

      It's one thing to say that the locality shouldn't spend resources trying to 'get' people like this. But now that she is charged, they WILL spend resources if she tries to lie about what happened, because it is of negative value to them to get shown up.

    13. Re:fakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a good reason like... oh, I don't know... because it's illegal?

    14. Re:fakes? by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      Considering today's technology, photographs should never be admissable as evidence unless the source can verified and possibility of tampering is eliminated...

      Indeed. Normal rules of evidence have for years required the authorities to establish a complete chain of evidence before photographs can be introduced into the record. A competent defense attorney will generally force the prosecutor to go through a sequence like the following before the phtotgraphs are admissable:

      • Photographer testifies as to where and when they took pictures, and how film canister was marked.
      • Someone from the development lab testifies that they developed film from said canister and made prints, and how prints were marked.
      • Someone testifies that they received prints with said marks at the lab and brought them to court.
      • Finally, photos with matching marks are introduced.

      Paper records supporting the testimony may also be required. The defense will have them go through all of these steps at least once on the off chance that the paperwork got screwed up or went missing and the photos are inadmissable. I see little chance that the police will be allowed to actually use the photos as evidence in this case: "Your honor, please allow these prints downloaded from the Web which appear to show that at some unknown point in the past, the accused appeared naked in a location which strongly resembles a particular downtown bar." As for Melissa and her Web site, all publicity is good publicity.

    15. Re:fakes? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Her defense attorney would need to convince the judge that

      It is the prosecution's job to convince anybody. Her defense attorney only has to plant the seeds of suggestion that such a fake could reasonably done in photoshop. If I was her attorney (and IANAL), I'd request a jury trial. Make the city run up a huge bill on it for a crime of which she'll most likely be acquitted. She doesn't even have to take the stand and say that she didn't do it. The defense just needs to call a witness who can demonstrate how someone may be "inserted" into the picture and that would be enough.

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    16. Re:fakes? by brassman · · Score: 1
      Nice try, but you're talking about a "security camera" situation, and we are not. This may be the one type of case where it could work.

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    17. Re:fakes? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was talking about a security camera senario, but they are similar for the most part.

      For instance, visual evidence will still betray the true identity of the image.

      Also, it's not as if old-fashioned evidence was any harder to fake than digital evidence.

      This is all stuff I said in much detail in the first post... That's why I linked to it.

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    18. Re:fakes? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I see, the Lincoln City Council has taken upon itself to surreptitiously photograph its citizens, then edit the photographs to make them appear as if they are violating ordinances in order to collect citation income from them.

      "At least have the decency to give me better tits, your damned oinker!"

    19. Re:fakes? by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      However using your logic I could Photoshop (yes I'm using it as a verb) a pict of me on a grassy nole in Dallas, TX with my 30-30 aimed at JFK's head and write a text blurb saying it was me and I'd be guilty of assassinating JFK. It doesn't really compute, does it?

    20. Re:fakes? by pudge · · Score: 1

      However using your logic I could Photoshop (yes I'm using it as a verb) a pict of me on a grassy nole in Dallas, TX with my 30-30 aimed at JFK's head and write a text blurb saying it was me and I'd be guilty of assassinating JFK. It doesn't really compute, does it?

      Yes, because you weren't there. She was there, and there are witnesses. Think a little. :-)

    21. Re:fakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither. I went with the adamantium instead!

  17. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by NetJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, the last thing a porn site wants is traffic. :)

  18. Smoking gun by Rkane · · Score: 5, Informative

    The smoking gun also has an article on this, and shows the offending pictures (blurred, so they are work safe).

    1. Re:Smoking gun by Elladan · · Score: 1

      One of the pictures says it's her on a Harley. But actually, that looks like a Kawasaki to me. Can anyone tell for sure?

    2. Re:Smoking gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the logo on the side of the bike... then allow your eyes to wander down between those supple loins to the promise land...

    3. Re:Smoking gun by alexandre · · Score: 1

      http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/nakedlincoln1 .html

      woah nice, anyone working in numerical analysis care to un-blur her adress? ;-)

    4. Re:Smoking gun by Elladan · · Score: 1

      But, I am a geek, and thus am more interested in techical things than supple pink female flesh.

      Plus, I can't see the logo very well. It looks like the logo to a Kawasaki Vulcan, but it's possible it could be something else!

    5. Re:Smoking gun by Quikah · · Score: 1

      Looks like a 100th anniversary fatboy.

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    6. Re:Smoking gun by Elladan · · Score: 1

      Ah, indeed! The resemblance is clear!

      Slashdot wins again!

  19. Best thing that could have happened... by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1

    Who says getting a ticket is a bad thing? Now we have some publicity for this woman. Even though her website was not listed in the article, I'm sure subsequent ones will. Further, this is a great case that could easily fall under the same lines of argumentation that the cameras on stop lights have.

    1. Re:Best thing that could have happened... by calyphus · · Score: 1
      Who says getting a ticket is a bad thing?

      In many states public nudity is a 'crime' ranked with other sex offenses. Perhaps milder with penalties but with the sex offender tag and registration included. Since it's Nebraska, I suspect it's one such state.

      This is different than a traffic ticket.

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  20. Ticket screenshot by Guiri · · Score: 1, Redundant
    1. Re:Ticket screenshot by Nurlman · · Score: 1

      You'll notice that there's nothing in the box at the top for "date of offense."

      A good lawyer could get this thrown out easily. There's no proof that the conduct shown in the picture occurred on any particular day, and thus, no proof that this "crime" occurred within the statute of limitations.

  21. The Register also have a story on this by ThePlasticSurgeon · · Score: 0

    Here is a link to another story about it.

  22. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by eschasi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rarely was an 'informative' rating supplied with such speed. Only a few responses, and already modded up to +5, too. Who says ./ers don't recognize a good thing when they see it?

  23. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well... if one slashdotter did that, and wanted to help out another slashdotter... they could donate a password. :D

  24. What's the problem? by pclminion · · Score: 1
    If I murder someone and take photos of it, that's pretty good evidence of my crime. The fact that I wasn't caught "in the act" of murdering someone doesn't make it any less of a crime -- nobody would disagree with that.

    Whether you agree or disagree with the reasonableness of the law she violated is irrelevant. Plenty of people also believe that growing pot should be legal, too. Yet if someone was arrested based on photographic evidence of their marijuana plantation, I don't think we'd be hearing people make the same argument they are making in this case.

    She broke the law, and took photographic evidence to boot. End of story.

    1. Re:What's the problem? by Philosinfinity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's try this example on. I take a picture of myself nekkid and, using photoshop transpose my body in such a way that it looks like president Lincoln on the Lincoln Memorial is fellating me. I'ma perv who likes funny pics so I post it on my website and advertise that it is not fake. Also, lets assume that DC has the same public nudity law. Does this constitute photographic evidence? Should, on the basis of this photograph alone, I be ticketed for getting a hummer from Lincoln? I know the example seems outlandish, but when we look at laws and legal proceedure, we must take these kind of examples into account in order to create laws that are applicable universally.

    2. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether you agree or disagree with the reasonableness of the law she violated is irrelevant.
      Unless you're on the jury during her trial. Then you also have the right to, in effect, rule on the law itself. If you don't think the law is a good one, you can vote for a not guilty verdict.

    3. Re:What's the problem? by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1
      Unless you're on the jury during her trial. Then you also have the right to, in effect, rule on the law itself. If you don't think the law is a good one, you can vote for a not guilty verdict.
      No, juries are there to determine matters of fact. They are there not to judge law, but rather to judge if a given set of facts constitutes the violation of the law at hand and to determine what facts are most believable when facts disagree.
    4. Re:What's the problem? by pudge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then you also have the right to, in effect, rule on the law itself. If you don't think the law is a good one, you can vote for a not guilty verdict.

      Depending on the court, you either swear an oath of some sort, or are otherwise instructed, to rule on the case according to the law; and if you cannot or are unwilling to do that, you will be excused from serving.

      That depends on how much you respect the oath you took before taking your position on the jury. You promise to rule on the case according to the law, not your feelings about the law.

      To be sure, jury nullification happens, but usually only when the people on the jury find the law to be so abhorrent as to be violative of a principle much more important than adherence to the law, such as with Northern slave laws in the 1800s. You won't find too many people practicing jury nullification over someone flashing their breasts.

    5. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called jury nullification, and it's a fact whether judges want to admit it or not. This site, http://www.caught.net/juror.htm , explains it better than I could, but the basic concept is that juries do have the right to judge both the facts and the law, and there is a lot of precedent for it. The idea is that a jury is one of the few times when the people take direct control of the government. The rest of time we deligate it to our representatives, but in trials, where guilt or innocence is determined, the stakes are important enough so that we the people take matters into our own hands.

    6. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, juries are there to determine matters of fact. They are there not to judge law,

      Actually, juries can judge the law.

    7. Re:What's the problem? by Aczlan · · Score: 1

      Ahem A jury can choose to disregard a law just like they can choose to ignore instructions from a judge http://www.deoxy.org/juryrite.htm A Jury's Rights, Powers, and Duties But does the jury's power to veto bad laws exist under our Constitution? It certainly does! In the February term of 1794, the Supreme Court conducted a jury trial in the case of the State of Georgia vs. Brailsford (3 Dall 1). The instructions to the jury in the first jury trial before the Supreme Court of the United States illustrate the true power of the jury. Chief Justice John Jay said: "It is presumed, that juries are the best judges of facts; it is, on the other hand, presumed that courts are the best judges of law. But still both objects are within your power of decision." (emphasis added) "...you have a right to take it upon yourselves to judge of both, and to determine the law as well as the fact in controversy". So you see, in an American courtroom there are in a sense twelve judges in attendance, not just one. And they are there with the power to review the "law" as well as the "facts!" Actually, the "judge" is there to conduct the proceedings in an orderly fashion and maintain the safety of all parties involved. As recently as 1972, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia said that the jury has an "unreviewable and unreversible power... to acquit in disregard of the instructions on the law given by the trial judge..." (US vs Dougherty, 473 F 2d 1113, 1139 (1972))

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    8. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Whether you agree or disagree with the reasonableness of the law she violated is irrelevant.

      Apparently you believe that unreasonable laws should be enforced. The U.S. was founded with a lot of paper paying at least lip service to the exactly contrary opinion, that unreasonable laws should neither be obeyed nor enforced, and that reasonable men should be prepared to devote time and energy to opposing them, by force if necessary.

      Sure, it may be too idealistic for us now, but I just thought I'd point it out.

    9. Re:What's the problem? by brassman · · Score: 1
      Yet if someone was arrested based on photographic evidence of their marijuana plantation, I don't think we'd be hearing people make the same argument they are making in this case.

      A "marijuana plantation" would involve literally tons of physical evidence, not just a photo.

      Take the bank robber example -- just a photo? No stolen bags of loot, no note, no teller to testify (and no dead body to explain why there is no teller to testify).... You might arrest on a photo alone, but you haven't established that a crime even occurred. You can't convict anyone until you've established that.

      Someone said "If you speed you still get a ticket even if you don't hit someone" -- but not if you aren't caught. She was not caught by a cop. Not even by the bar owner. The charges were brought after the fact and ONLY on the basis of the photos. There is no supporting physical evidence.

      If you (or anyone else) take a photo of a speeding car, that driver doesn't get a ticket, because you're not a cop and your camera is not a radar gun; a photograph by itself does not satisfy reasonable doubt. That's what is making so many of us roll our eyes -- even those of us who don't BELIEVE they're fakes. They could be, and that means they are not enough.

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    10. Re:What's the problem? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Do you also think that police should arrest actors shown murdering someone on screen with the exact same amount of physical evidence? (I.e., none.)

      That 'bar' could be a set, that image could be computer manipulated, or that may be exactly what it looked like, except photographed after hours. (Yes, I'm aware the bar owner claims otherwise, but he's not in the bar all the time after hours. Maybe they broke in and filmed it, or just bribed someone cleaning up after the owner left.)

      You can't arrest someone when your entire evidence (And all the evidence you're ever going to get.) that a crime was even committed was a claim made in public by the person who committed it, which is basically what this is, especially when the purpose of that claim is to sell a product by making it more interesting.

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  25. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by whereiswaldo · · Score: 5, Funny


    She sees the swarm of slashdot referral log entries on her server.... "Ewww!!!!" and pulls the plug.

    So I wonder if the cop who spotted her naughtly little secret is going to own up?

  26. Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the time. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If nobody saw her when the picture was taken then she wasn't nude in "public". The analogy would be if woman changed into her swimsuit on the beach while others were holding a big towel in the way. Since no one saw her naked body there was no "public" involved even though she was briefly not wearing clothing in what would otherwise be considered a public space.

    In most of these voyeur-style pictures the shot is taken when no one is looking. I am definitely not a lawyer, but if I were defending myself on this I'd argue that since nobody saw me (assuming this is the case) it wasn't a "public" display.

    TW

  27. Uh, she WAS caught in the act by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    She took pictures, remember?

    Smokinggun.com even has them. It shows her publicly nude, including on a motorcycle right by a baseball field.

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    1. Re:Uh, she WAS caught in the act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? I have photos of Lincoln's Chief of Police naked on the back of a Harley by a baseball field too. Sure, it's a digital photo, but aren't they all? He's got some really nice tits, by the way.

    2. Re:Uh, she WAS caught in the act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual nudity is blurred out, unfortunately.

    3. Re:Uh, she WAS caught in the act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her site has laughable security for the uncensored high res images. Here's a tip for you missy: don't use predictable file/path names for your thumbnails vs. your full-size images if you expect people to pay first.

  28. Wait a second . . . by dorlthed · · Score: 5, Funny

    How did the police find the pictures?

    Hmm . . . it's also unlawful to use government property to surf porn sites at work, you know . . . :p

    1. Re:Wait a second . . . by icenine4u · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It's unlawful to be naked in public in Lincoln," said Police Chief Tom Casady. Casady said it was obvious to him that the photos were taken inside the Marz Intergalactic Shrimp and Martini Bar. ...so we at least know that when the Chief of Police is not surfing for porn, he is hanging out at the local bar.

    2. Re:Wait a second . . . by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Law enforcement, in the line of duty, is not restricted by that government policy. There is a specific exemption written right into the code to cover such cases. Even posting a disclaimer on a site that says clicking on the "I Accept" button means you have declared you are not Law enforcement doesn't have any legal validity at all.

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    3. Re:Wait a second . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting !

    4. Re:Wait a second . . . by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
      Hmm . . . it's also unlawful to use government property to surf porn sites at work, you know . . . :p

      No, it's not.

      I work for a U.S. govt agency, the most-hated big one, if you must know. I have substantial experience with setting up and operating "investigative workstations." There are rules. Copious logs are kept in both electronic and paper formats. You get audited with some frequency. But, if it's required for the job, even a low-level federal toady like me can surf porn at work. And hate sites, and all sorts of weird little backwater nooks and crannies on the ol' info hiway, every one of them populated by an astounding assortment of misfits.

      Maybe not as bad as Slashdot, though, now that I think about it...

      :-)

    5. Re:Wait a second . . . by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst the bubble, but according to the newspaper article I read a day or two ago, the owner of the bar where the pictures were taken was highly offended and claimed to be the individual responsible for tipping off the police.

    6. Re:Wait a second . . . by LucidityZero · · Score: 1

      It's not just law enforcement in the line of duty. There are plenty of individuals who work for the federal government who honestly have reason to "browse" porn:

      URL Filter Software Administrators/Developers
      Security Engineers
      Email Admins


      Infact, these could even be contractors on Government systems in a Government workplace.

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    7. Re:Wait a second . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work for a U.S. govt agency, the most-hated big one, if you must know.

      Gosh, there are so many.... gotta be the IRS, right?

    8. Re:Wait a second . . . by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's not just law enforcement in the line of duty. There are plenty of individuals who work for the federal government who honestly have reason to "browse" porn: URL Filter Software Administrators/Developers, Security Engineers, Email Admins

      Where do I sign up?!

    9. Re:Wait a second . . . by drdink · · Score: 2, Informative

      She plugged her site on Z92's (92.3 FM, Omaha) morning show, Todd 'n' Tyler. It is the #1 rated morning show in Omaha, if not Nebraska, radio. Site appears to be down now though.

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    10. Re:Wait a second . . . by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      You mean those Warez^H^H^H^H^Hsoftware security and backup sites were all LYING!? OH MY GOD!!!

      *Quickly takes a power drill to several spindles of DVD-Rs*

  29. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's still quite responsive. No visible /. effect, and I'm sure she's crushed she's got all this traffic. ;)

  30. According to your logic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if I post a picture of me killing your parents, nothing should be done, after all, I wasn't caught at the time. After all, Photoshop can do some amazing things these days. Deal?

    1. Re:According to your logic... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. Pictures of yourself in a public establishment showing your bare top (which is only illegal because of laws based on gross and outdated cultural taboo) are quite a bit different than staged murder of persons not in agreement to appear in your picture. Your analogy was more than a little rediculous.

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    2. Re:According to your logic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RID RID RID RID RIDiculous!

    3. Re:According to your logic... by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 1
      if I post a picture of me killing your parents, nothing should be done, after all, I wasn't caught at the time.

      Well, no. In addition to the pictures, they'd also have other evidence. Like, two dead bodies, and whatever instrument you used to do the deed. Had she claimed "faked", rather than confessing, there is no evidence that a crime was commited.

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    4. Re:According to your logic... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they talked to the other women in the first pic before they ticketed her? As for other evidence, did the cops dust for boobie-prints?

      Damon,

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    5. Re:According to your logic... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Pictures of yourself in a public establishment showing your bare top (which is only illegal because of laws based on gross and outdated cultural taboo) are quite a bit different than staged murder of persons not in agreement to appear in your picture. Your analogy was more than a little rediculous.

      Is rediculous the same as ridiculous? I'm guessing not since murder is a cultural taboo. Just ask any aboriginal cannibal whose culture is quite different from your own.

      I'm also not quite sure if you're saying that it's OK to murder people as long as they agree to be filmed, but it sure sounds like it.

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    6. Re:According to your logic... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      I'm also not quite sure if you're saying that it's OK to murder people as long as they agree to be filmed, but it sure sounds like it.

      Sorry, that's not quite what I meant. I said a staged murder. They happen all the time in the movies. Do you believe Hollywood really kills that many actors?

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    7. Re:According to your logic... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's not quite what I meant. I said a staged murder. They happen all the time in the movies. Do you believe Hollywood really kills that many actors?

      Ah.Well the parent didn't seem to be talking about a staged event, and at any rate, just because something is staged doesn't mean it isn't real. By taking pictures of an actual killing and posting them publicly you have staged the event in a way to bring it to the public eye.

      As for Hollywood killing actors? Well..... that's open for debate.

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  31. God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A surgeon made her busty.
    The cops made her famous.
    And now geeks will make her rich.

    It's the new American dream.

    1. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem is that she's not hot. Look at that face. The body, sure, but it's fake. Heh.

    2. Re:God made her hot. by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A surgeon made her busty.

      No..

      I'm 5'7" tall, 118 lbs, my breasts are 34c's... and of course all natural!

    3. Re:God made her hot. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

      A surgeon made her busty.

      By what standards? This is slashdot, there are men here with bigger breasts than this chick.

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    4. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It needed four lines for symmetry, it wasn't haiku
      2) Well if she says so, it's beyond doubt because I've never known a woman to lie.
      3) I'm a prick, so no appology for you!

    5. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I started telecommuting I am going for b cup.

    6. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never known a woman to lie.
      I thought so too, until I saw this scary piece of
      Evidence:
      "I don't really have a favorite movie, but I do like to watch porn, and alot of it... My favorite female adult film star is Allysin Chaynes"

      And she doesn't like /. nerds anyway ;)
      "My Turn-ons are: Guys that know how to dress, Good Teeth, and a Nice personality.... Turn-offs: are the opposites...."

    7. Re:God made her hot. by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      What are you freakin' gay? She's VERY hot. Overused most likely but she's looks great. I'd mostly do her silly, mostly.

    8. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80% organic silicone

    9. Re:God made her hot. by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Have you seen her pics? Regardless of what she says, there are a couple of shots where she's leaning back and you can clearly see the scars under her breasts from her boob job. Looks like she had a pretty good surgeon, but they're still frankentits.

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    10. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allysin was SO fucking hot before she had that really bad tit job done. Sweet and innocent looking with a tight little body and great little boobs. her current tits are hideous...

    11. Re:God made her hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that's her after the operation.

      But she DOES have a nice rack. And she even seems to be able to do some dramatic acting. *chuckles*

    12. Re:God made her hot. by poppycat · · Score: 1

      I love you.. I was having a crappy day with bills and forms and stuff and that comment just made me laugh so hard. Thanks!

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  32. Re:.. (smacks forehead) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this any different?

    Hits own forehead

    Killing is not dependant on your location. This crime is dependant on it being public. She could have taken the photos which is perfectly legal and then added herself, which is also perfectly legal. Prove she didn't. I will be moving to Canada if idiots like you are all that's left. Thanks.

  33. TICKETED? by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

    But, I thought pretty girls were above the law...

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  34. Speaking of the evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here are the pictures in question.

    THIS LINK LEADS TO NEKKID PICTURES... NOT SAFE FOR WORK... WARNING: PRON...

    You were warned, if you don't like it, don't click.

  35. Sex? by xfs · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Oh no, an article about sex... This will probably get more comments then the 9/11 posts

    1. Re:Sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, an article about sex... This will probably get more comments then the 9/11 posts

      Are you going to make sure of that?

  36. Honest Mom... by healy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only read slashdot for the "articles".

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  37. Her Site by pbug · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I found her site

    1. Re:Her Site by dorlthed · · Score: 1

      . . . and how convenient that it brings you revenue whenever someone clicks on it. You're an idiot, someone found the site in the VERY FIRST POST.

  38. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sometimes I wonder why slashdot (or comments pushed up to score:5) even link to sites that will either flame up in DoS-style burnination, or will cost the provider a crapload of cash for going over bandwidth limits.

    Bah, this was on Fark a couple of days ago already. She's apparently loosely associated with Nebraska Coeds and they have much better pictures.

  39. Where can I enlist in the Russian army? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to become a Spetzsaz.

  40. Others are worse by dspyder · · Score: 1

    Check out BarMeet.com apparently a website devoted to the sport this lady has been arrested for.

    Also, Oasis seems to have done a lot more serious stuff in public and only have minimal run-ins with the law.

    --D

    p.s.'s No affiliation with either site (and not even a member), and both are probably NOT safe at work. (thank god for half-days!)

  41. But she WAS seen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the photographer. Here only argument to say no one saw her is to say she rigged up the camera to be triggered by her, and that in itself would be an admission of guilt anyway.

    1. Re:But she WAS seen! by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd once again use the beach analogy. If my spouse holding the towel sees me is it any more "public" then it would be in my house? I'm not displaying myself to an unsuspecting "public" if only the photographer sees me.

      TW

  42. Umm guys by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure why there are so many posts bashing the law that prohibits nudity in public. There are many, many people that you absolutely do NOT want to see naked. You'd be crying for the law to be reinstated within minutes.

    In order to keep all of us from clawing our eyes out, we must have an evenhanded law that punishes all violators equally. Because then it gets very problematic for officials to say that only hot people can be naked, and then who is responisble for defining "hot."

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    1. Re:Umm guys by FsG · · Score: 1

      No problem. Make it so the law only forbids men from being naked, and wait (and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait...) to see if anyone complains.

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    2. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the spirit of truly useless government bureaucracy, let's form a committee to determine whether we should found a government agency to determine who is hot enough to be exempt from this law. We will call it the Bureau of Hot Or Not (BOHON). This group will not only hand out exemption permits, but also allow guys to avoid awkward questions such as "Is she prettier than I?" After all, with the permits in place, we may properly answer this question without getting into trouble with our significant others.
      VIVA BOHAN!

    3. Re:Umm guys by ender81b · · Score: 3, Informative

      Agreed. Not only that but this girl is dumber than a box of rocks. I live in lincoln, been to that bar. It's an upscale martini bar which -- most definately -- wasn't happy about this happening at their bar. It caters to upper middle class midwestern clientale, mostly conservative and christian (this is Lincoln after all).

      Got to give her props though, she did get a ton of free publicity off this. I know the guy who runs nebraskacoeds.com and she's making a crap ton of money off all this.

      While it might not seem like a reasonable law, note that this is *nebraska*. It's very republican and conservative. If you don't like it, move to another state ;).

    4. Re:Umm guys by cybermancer · · Score: 1

      Amen! Justice is blind - no preferential treatment for the hot or those who are not hot.

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    5. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      who is responisble for defining "hot."

      I am willing to volunteer for that job...

    6. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Conservative.... christian... martini bar... typical.

    7. Re:Umm guys by pla · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why there are so many posts bashing the law that prohibits nudity in public.

      Because of the standard legal hypocrisy...

      First of all, we supposedly have a separation of religion and state, yet laws such as this one that ban public nudity have a basis only in morality. Yes, in some specific situations you could call it a health hazard, either to the exhibitionist or to those nearby, but that would count as the exception, not the rule.

      Second of all, since we need to invoke religion to justify such archaic laws, the standard "presume what god wants" counterargument work fairly well... If the gods intended for us to wear clothes, we'd come out of the womb wearing them. Totally invalid, but just as good as the opposite, which currently contributes heavily to our actual body of laws.

      Finally, in this particular case, she has a very convenient loophole she can (and most likely will) exploit (assuming none of the bystanders come forward to testify, an event I consider VERY unlikely) - Total lack of a material witness. And no, the pictures do not count, since I could produce similar pictures of just about anyone, in any public place, with five minutes of work in the Gimp (case in point, the famous picture of the "backpack guy" standing on a balcony on the WTC with a plane behind him about to hit). If no one speak up to disprove that defense (particularly since the bar's owner claims he didn't know about the photo shoot, which I consider extremely unlikely to have gone unnoticed in a crowded bar), the prosecution has no case. Plausible deniability, end of story.

    8. Re:Umm guys by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Hundreds ran for cover as Miss Minnie Marplethorpe, 78, went streaking (very slowly with her walker) down mainstreet in Lincoln Nebraska this morning. When asked why she did it, she said "well, it's legal now, ain't it?"

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    9. Re:Umm guys by jafac · · Score: 2, Funny

      I oppose such laws because they make no room for exceptions if the chick is hot.

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    10. Re:Umm guys by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      If you don't like it, move to another state ;).

      That is never an excuse for a stupid law. I might as well tell some "godless commie" to "move to cuba" because he doesn't like the fact that Ashcroft is an asshole.

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    11. Re:Umm guys by McGarnacle · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure why there are so many posts bashing the law that prohibits nudity in public. There are many, many people that you absolutely do NOT want to see naked. You'd be crying for the law to be reinstated within minutes.

      Where I live, it is legal for women to go topless in the summer (and winter, I presume). The argument was that if men should be able to do it on really hot days, then women should as well. There were even topless protests at the time they were trying to get the law approved or whatever.

      What's funny is, since then (years ago, at least 5), I have yet to see a topless woman walking down the street on a hot summer day, nor have I heard of anyone else seeing that.

      This is in southern Ontario, BTW.

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    12. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who is responisble for defining "hot."

      Why, I am, of course.

      The "Hot" Police

    13. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you don't like it, move to another state."

      No problem. Please send all those topless hotties to Ca. Thx in advance.

    14. Re:Umm guys by jpatters · · Score: 1

      Where I live (Vermont) there is no law against nudity per se, except where local laws prohibit it, example being South Burlington, which is sort of like the evil anti-Burlington. Anywho, you can be charged if you do anything indecent, but just being naked is not considered indecent, and it is possible to do something indecent without being naked. In other words, indecency is orthoginal to nakedness. Even so, the last time I actually witnessed any public nudity in Burlington was a couple of years ago. Hardly an epidimic of ugly naked people.

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    15. Re:Umm guys by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why there are so many posts bashing the law that prohibits nudity in public. There are many, many people that you absolutely do NOT want to see naked. You'd be crying for the law to be reinstated within minutes.

      I'm sure there are plenty of people that don't want to talk to you (or others). However a law that prevents you from talking in public wouldn't work out well. The reason that people object is that one of the main reasons that people get back to for disallowing it is "morality" (and usually the Judeo-Christian morality). To me, "morality" based laws without identifiable consequences (blue laws, laws banning some sexual positions, laws that define what consenting adults may do or consume in the privacy of a locked room on private property) generally go back to religious foundations. I object being told what to do on religious foundations, even being a member of the majority, because if I were of the same beliefs in other places and was in the minority, I would object (i.e., I disagree with the rules on women in cars in Saudi Arabia).

      It is much better to allow questionable activities than ban all activities that may be questionable. That is the point of freedom.

    16. Re:Umm guys by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      IIRC, New York passed a law similar to this about 10 years ago. Same reasons - as long as it wasn't being done in a lewd manner.

      And like you, I don't recall seeing any people taking advantage of it...though probably in NYC there would be.

    17. Re:Umm guys by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      It is not a moral issue.

      It is an issue of the majority of the people desiring not to see fat and ugly people walking around without clothes on. If at some time people do want to see fat and ugly people walking around with no clothes on, the laws will be changed according to the people's will.

      Just because you perceive something to be related to Judeo-Christian morality does not make it so. Many religions and even non-religious people strive for many of the same morals, which indicates that they are not born artificially of religion, but of something inside us; a conscience. It is certainly unwise to discount everything solely on the assumption that it might be included in the Judeo-Christian moral code.

      Not allowing fat and ugly people to walk around naked in public still has nothing to do with whose morals are whose. I don't know why you have to group everything together; can't some things be treated separately? Do you have to paint with such a broad brush that what people do in the privacy of their homes must be linked to what people do in public? Remove laws on marijuana and public nudity will automatically be OK? Don't think so.

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    18. Re:Umm guys by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      If what you say was the case, wouldn't the law disallow fat and ugly people from walking around nude, and encourage super models, maybe with tax breaks?

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    19. Re:Umm guys by mikeg22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are many, many people that you absolutely do NOT want to see naked.

      Yeah, and there's a guy down my street with a really annoying voice who I would prefer not to hear. Does that mean we should make a law outlawing him from talking? Because thats exactly what we have done with the act of not wearing clothes.

      Just because you don't like something doesn't mean there should be a law against it. Seeing someone without their clothes does not violate your rights, and should not be illegal.

    20. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, we supposedly have a separation of religion and state,

      That's a popular claim, but no, we don't.

      We have a Constitutional amendment forbiding the U.S. Congress from requiring, promoting, endorsing, or prohibiting the observances, rituals, and financial support of any specific religion. We have another amendment that's construed to extend that prohibition to the states.

      laws such as this one that ban public nudity have a basis only in morality

      Which does not fall afoul of the amendments mentioned above. Local governments in the U.S. are perfectly free to make laws based on moral considerations.

      For example, animals themselves have no rights of any kind under American constitutional and common law; they are property, and like most property under most circumstances, without a specific prohibiting law, may be disposed of as the owner sees fit. However, states are perfectly free to, for example, prohibit the torture of animals on the grounds that it is morally objectionable. Furthermore, there is no "separation of church and state" that makes such a law unconstitutional merely because a religion (for example, Buddhism) advocates such a law.

      Morality laws that are otherwise constitutional only face a problem when they either are clearly and specifically designed to promote/restrain religion, or where they violate a recognized liberty interest. A bar on public nudity is not sufficiently narrow to fail the first test. And a bar on public nudity has never been found to violate the second (the complaintant would have to give a good and convincing reason to the court why he has to be nude in public, since his right to be nude in private is in no way infringed.)

      BTW, if I were the Lincoln prosecutor, I'd be just fine with her claiming the photos were manipulated. If she has taken a dime in payment for the photos or the website the photos are on, her assertion on the site that the photos were taken in that bar constitute commercial fraud. Tsk, tsk.

    21. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a moral issue. It is an issue of the majority of the people desiring not to see fat and ugly people walking around without clothes on.

      I take it you make this statement after doing substantial research into the laws in question? Or are you just being an ass because you think you're clever? (Hint: You're not.)

    22. Re:Umm guys by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes! Imagine the excitement of GOATSE in REAL LIFE! It would become legal to ring your doorbell, and show you THE GOAT

      Can I get your address?

      [/sarcasm]

    23. Re:Umm guys by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      How do you lack a shirt in a lewd manner?

      How do you lack anything in a lewd manner?

      *checks to make sure he doesn't lewdly lack a signature*

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    24. Re:Umm guys by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      standing in front of an adult video store (this was before the Guilianni Crusade) and shaking/squeezing certain parts to attract customers.

      It wasn't lacking the shirt, it was what you did with what would have been underneath it.

    25. Re:Umm guys by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute... Nebraaska's a state now? When did that happen? Did we have to annex it?

      See, this is why I hate Republican presidents. They go along just fine, invading countries and stealing elections, then they do something rediculous like make Nebraska a state!

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    26. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To me, "morality" based laws without identifiable consequences (blue laws, laws banning some sexual positions, laws that define what consenting adults may do or consume in the privacy of a locked room on private property) generally go back to religious foundations. I object being told what to do on religious foundations, ..."

      The only basis of any law should be a moral basis, if a law doesnt have a moral basis it has no basis and no business existing. I very much object to the idea that rights to property are somehow less important that rights to act lewdly in public. Moreover it is clear that every law has consequences - for example, laws that inflict price controls on goods create shortages.

      "I object being told what to do on religious foundations," ... well I object to being told what to do PERIOD. I object to being taxed without my agreement and consent to pay for Govt projects that are not needed (energy boondodggles) and dont work (bilingual eduaction) or like PBS, NPR that spread an agenda I object to. Do I have a say in this matter that violates my rights to property and speech? I think I should. But my Congress-critter has a hard time wrapping his mind around that concept. They are too busy figuring out how to spend the tax money they didnt get from me on illegal immigrants, $400 billion in medicare, and what-not.

      I am still waiting for the Feds to legalize capitalism between consenting adults ...

      "It is much better to allow questionable activities than ban all activities that may be questionable. That is the point of freedom."

      Gawd, I wish they would use that principle wrt environmental laws and property rights!

    27. Re:Umm guys by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

      I know you were being sarcastic, but thats the defense most people give for public nudity laws...the fact of the matter is, what you describe is no different than someone going door to door and showing people an open sore. It would at a certain point be considered harassment, and really has nothing to do with the concept of allowing people to wear whatever they wish in public.

    28. Re:Umm guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then who is responisble for defining "hot."

      I volunteer. but I'll need naked pictures of everyone.

  43. what ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    what pathetic perverted sick domineering tightass prude working at the police department is pursuing this one? ah hah! here he is!! LOSER!!!

  44. Boohoo by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    The article does not link to Harrington's website.

    And I was just gonna look at that article...

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  45. Agh by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 3, Funny
    The article does not link to Harrington's website.

    The one article people would actually read, and you have to go and ruin it!

    1. Re:Agh by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Funny, I went to the site and I don't remember reading one single word there :-)

  46. She's real torn up by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of this free publicity? Yeah, that's worth that little ticket. Listen carefully and you can hear Slashdotters (too cheap to subscribe to ANY website) hustling to their favorite file sharing app for pics and videos of this chick.
    I know because we can smell our own :)

  47. Re:.. (smacks forehead) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Killing is not comparable to being nude in public. Contrary to puritanical moral beliefs, nudity doesn't hurt anyone. There were no complaints, this was a victimless crime and is not worth the state's time or money in prosecuting.

  48. unPatriotism by MoFoQ · · Score: 0, Troll

    this is SO unAmerican.
    Many men have died fighting for the ones they loved or would've loved to love....

    Hell, why can't America be more comfortable with sexuality like europeans? If the french with their bullfrog laughing can do it (from The Simpsons), why can't we?

    besides.....for the most part, she's only topless (and thx to dbl standards...men who are topless aren't considered naked) and not really naked.

    On a sidenote, she's got some good twins.

    1. Re:unPatriotism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "this is SO unAmerican."

      you mis spelled american.

      this is the country where i cant even see topless ladies on tv. but hey i guess violence and war comes from not getting enough, eh govner!

    2. Re:unPatriotism by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      spelled? where?

      but yea...that and the censoring of language is annoying....come on...they don't censor the f-word on pbs....so why do the networks have to?!

  49. Its not the conviction... by doublebackslash · · Score: 1

    Its the evidence. I can make a person look like they are having sex with president. She did it. I know she did. Her website is a giveaway. BUT Robin Williams has admited to smoking pot in his shows. He can just sy he was lying for a joke. I've seen posters of guys doin' weed. They can say it was tobaco. The smae sort of thing could protect her if she was innocent.
    I would just pay the ticket and not do it again. On second thought, I wouldn't do it. But if she wants to fight it, and the pictures were actually photoshopped (again, they weren't she is guilty, a toutched photo would not have such poor contrast) She could prove it, I'm sure ,and get off.
    Perhaps she should just do that in the future.
    On a side note, I think that this isn't our rights being nibbled away at, but more of an example of what police do at the office.
    Now if you'll pardon me, I'm off to fight crime.

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    1. Re:Its not the conviction... by REDNOROCK · · Score: 0

      ".. a toutched photo would not have such poor contrast.."

      Yes, cause it's not like there's any way to make the contrast look bad!

      Now, I'm not saing she DID fake this, but whenever I want things to look real, I hide the edges in obvious realistic flaws. Say it's a smaller pictures, just enough bluring of the whole thing, or save it as a shitty jpg so people will think it's somethign its not. When faking a photo, perfection gives everything away.

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  50. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by snkmoorthy · · Score: 0

    LATFP[look at the fucking pictures] the pictures from the bar show other people looking on...

  51. Ridiculous penalties by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    She faces a fine and up to 6 months in the big house? That would be far more than this cell phone yakking soccer mom got who killed 4 people a few miles from my house (she got a 400 dollar fine after the DA refused to prosecute, and her being a cop's wife had nothing to do with it, wink wink). More evidence this country is screwed up beyond help.

    1. Re:Ridiculous penalties by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      Don't you understand? NUDITY IS TEH WORD OF DARK LORD SATAN, SPAWN OF... OF.. NUDISM!!!!1

      It's kind of sad, dogs get more rights than people in some areas (they can walk naked, pee on fire hydrants... I'd be arrested for that)

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    2. Re:Ridiculous penalties by enjo13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those are the MAXIMUM penalties. Maximums, as a general rule, are quite stiff. They generally involve multiple offenses and come only after multiple convictions.

      She won't be facing anything remotely CLOSE to those penalties. Probably something in the range of a few hundred dollars and short unsupervised probation. If she continues to violate the law, the penalties will increase.

      Before you post some apparently 'insightful' gibberish about how "this country is screwed up beyond help", at least take the time to understand the legal system that it uses.

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    3. Re:Ridiculous penalties by thelaw · · Score: 1

      this needs to be modded up. the parent is just absurd.

      jon

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    4. Re:Ridiculous penalties by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      yes, the law is stupid in this sense, because its not a moral law, but a technical law.

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    5. Re:Ridiculous penalties by Geeyzus · · Score: 1

      I agree, not to mention there's no real evidence of this alleged "cop's wife" getting off of 4 murders with a 400 dollar fine? If you have some by all means post, otherwise, whatever...

      Mark

    6. Re:Ridiculous penalties by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 1

      The fact that any penalty involving jail time exists for such a "crime" is ludicrous. Furthermore, while the USA is supposed to be under "orange" alert, the fact that a local police department (the ones who always complain to the feds when the alerts go up because they don't have sufficient resources) has nothing better to do than follow up on this matter should trouble any taxpayer.

    7. Re:Ridiculous penalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... there's no real evidence...

      You mean, you're ignorant and pompously think that because you don't know something, it's not true. You should've read the AC follow-up to the parent message. It was real:

      An analysis of the crash scene also determined the woman was driving between 75 and 80 mph before she plowed into the back of Fikret Attila's stalled car, killing him, his wife and their two young daughters. The posted speed limit is 60 mph, and witnesses said the driver was passing other motorists. The woman -- whose husband is a Bothell Police Department officer -- has declined interview requests from State Patrol detectives...

      There are later articles that discuss the decision not to charge her. I remember seeing the teddy bears by the crosses at the side of the road...

    8. Re:Ridiculous penalties by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 2, Informative

      the URL to this travesty of Justice:
      http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/9538 8_crash13. shtml

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    9. Re:Ridiculous penalties by glenebob · · Score: 1

      >> ...are quite stiff...

      So too will be some members of the jury.

    10. Re:Ridiculous penalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, dogs should not be allowed in public.

    11. Re:Ridiculous penalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it possible for a community to sue that lady in a wrongful death lawsuit on behalf of the deceased, or does there have to be some sort of surviving family structure left behind?

      She *WAS* driving negligently. I hope she eventually tells her children that one day mommy fucked up and killed a family, that paying attention while driving is very important.

      The excuse given by the King Co. prosecutors sounds so much like the excuses given in the past for drunk drivers.

  52. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by TheCleo · · Score: 0

    Porn sites know how to handle traffic.

  53. Porn bimbos vs. geek grrrls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A typical porn-bimbo.

    A real turn-off.

    Give me a hot geek grrrl instead!

    1. Re:Porn bimbos vs. geek grrrls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A typical porn-bimbo. A real turn-off. Give me a hot geek grrrl instead!
      This is close enough for me :)
    2. Re:Porn bimbos vs. geek grrrls! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      hummmm
      This is her web site, designed by her. It is run on Apache on BSD. I would say that while she may not be a hard core geek (or maybe she is, but does not wish to limit audiance), she is not stupid.

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    3. Re:Porn bimbos vs. geek grrrls! by mrzaph0d · · Score: 1

      from what i've...*heard*...saying "This isn't like most of the other sites out there that just has one girl... This one is actually run by me!..." is pretty common for sites like hers..

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    4. Re:Porn bimbos vs. geek grrrls! by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      for $200 (and/or some 'favors' if local..) I'd setup a page for someone, complete with easy to update self management system and a 'this one is actually run by me!' tag, so take that as you will.

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  54. Where's the "Boobies" icon? by poopie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... this should have been the story, and it needs a Farkin' boobies tag.

    Oh wait, I thought this was fark for a moment.

    Slashfark?

    How about a boobies.slashdot.org section?

    1. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've noticed Fark influence lately on a number of Slashdot stories and mostly it's not a good influence. I think the editors should try to avoid sinking to the lowest common denominator because there's a lot of people interested in more high-brow stuff that just leave quietly when the signal to noise ratio begins to suck.

    2. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by notque · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here comes the sample box.....

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    3. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by mattwarden · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you really suggesting that comments on slashdot have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?

    4. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by LucidityZero · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean a Hot Cocoa Sampler Box?

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    5. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the Hot Cocoa Sampler Box?

    6. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      I'm suggesting that the stories are getting worse. The comments are easy to filter.

    7. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duke sucks

    8. Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? by mitheral · · Score: 1

      Those people left a looonnngggg time ago.

  55. cosmic conspiracy theorists moving inland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chickens? or is it soy? we'll have to stay alive to find out?

    there's no where/need to hide? if you end up in water, you'll need to behave like an aquarian? what a hoot?

  56. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by ibjhb · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately your legal defense probably wouldn't hold up. She's still in a "public" place. Now I haven't read the law but I doubt it matters if there are people present. I'm pretty sure it has to do with "where" the pictures were taken.

    Not to mention, you'd have to be able to prove that other people weren't around...

  57. not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she'll probably make more money from you^H^H us horny nerds looking at her site than the ticket costed :p

  58. Positive ID by Lindy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to see her in a line up! We need to get a positive ID before charges are brought.

  59. Back in College... by DaHat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some non-bright people would be written up for time to time because of pictures of them in possession of alcohol while in their dorm rooms (it was/is a dry campus).

    Many didn't think it 'fair' as no one had caught them in the act, few fully recognized how damaging a photo like that can be... even if false.

    One friend took a picture of me and Photoshoped a water bong and a bottle of vodka into it with me... it was so good looking that the university actually 'investigated' to see if it was true, thankfully it didn't get that far for the simple reason that they knew I wasn't stupid enough to let a real picture like that of me exist.

    1. Re:Back in College... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must have been comforting for you to go to university in the Soviet Union. All this talk about doctoring photos and all...

    2. Re:Back in College... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder why the administrators in charge of this knew you well enough to make any sort of character judgements...

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    3. Re:Back in College... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      You guys really missed the boat on that one.

      You should have photoshopped hundreds of pictures of everything from students smoking bongs to teachers accepting oral sex. Basicly, you should have saturated the dorms with all these pics and then let "the man" get so backlogged that they don't have time to look for actual criminals.

      You could have also used a set off campus made to look exactly like a dorm room. Video yourself setting it up and then take lots of incriminating pics. If the pics were ever exposed, just claim that they have no proof that it happened in the dorms. Once it had gone as far as you felt nescessary, expose the videos of the pics being taken on the set you made. Look smug as "the man" gets mad for being taken.

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  60. Poorly phrased headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the news agencies are doing a really poor job of reporting this. This woman was not ticketed for having nude pictures on a website. She was ticketed for being nude in public. It happens that the evidence police are using to support this charge is pictures located on her website. This has nothing to do with the police trying to ticket people for what they put online.

  61. Life in Nebraska. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've gone to school in Lincoln (The University) and to other schools in northeast Nebraska - the #1 complaint among students (that I can recall) is that the police are 'nazis'.

    In nebraska, you get harassed for walking the streets at night. If you drink and you're under 21, you can expect a $250 ticket and a night in jail. If you flash your goods at a bar, except to be arrested if there are any cops in the place (there frequently are to check for underage drinkers and uphold the 'peace)

    I finally moved out of Nebraska because they seem to be living in the 1950's.

    (Yes, I know underage drinking is illegal, but Nebraskans (and their economy) should be thankful that anyone would go to school in that god-forsaken state)

    1. Re:Life in Nebraska. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I finally moved out of Nebraska because they seem to be living in the 1950's."

      In the 1950's, it was easier to get sex than it is today, the drinking age, where it existed, was not enforced with the vigor of today (and was only 18, anyway), and things like nudism were actually trendy and common in much of the USA.

      I'm afraid Nebraska is living in the 21st century. There was much more liberty in the 1950's.

    2. Re:Life in Nebraska. by REDNOROCK · · Score: 0

      And fedoras. Theres a lot more fedoras in the 1950's.

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    3. Re:Life in Nebraska. by kryliss · · Score: 1

      The main problem is that Lincoln is a college town.. College students are not well known for their "Use of judgement". Now there are exceptions to this rule but for the most part they are pretty much an act before you think bunch of kids... And yes i do live in Lincoln, Nebraska and I have to deal with these "children" er ehem.. college students on a day to day basis and more often then not the wheel's spinning but the hamster is passed out. ..

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  62. Ohhhhh...btw...this picture's here by soccerisgod · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Ohhhhh...btw...this picture's here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is unquestionably the most informative post I've ever read on Slashdot.

    2. Re:Ohhhhh...btw...this picture's here by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      Now I'm a witness to the crime :)

  63. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by mrquicknet · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised she survived being posted on www.fark.com. They call it getting farked instead of slashdotted.

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  64. No victim no crime? by Parsa · · Score: 1

    I've read several people argue here that because no one SAW her naked then she shouldn't be charged. Even if pictures were taken.

    IANAL but in some states if a rape has occured and the victim doesn't want to file a complaint then since there's technically not a victim there's technically not a crime?

    Am I right in assuming this? Wouldn't the same apply here? If there was not a victim to get upset at her public display then how could there be a crime?

    I understand the picture proves she was naked, but it doesn't prove there was a victim.

    J

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    1. Re:No victim no crime? by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are correct that unless there is a victim, there is not crime, but there doesn't need to be a victim for a law to be broken.
      It all depends on how the statute/ordinance is written. If it just requires that an act be performed for a fine to be assesed, then she's in deep. It the law requires the complaint of a victim for charges to be filed, then she'll be aquitted.

      I know little about the circumstance, or the law of the town. In all it seems like a photo radar ticket: no officer saw you speeding, but the camera did. In this case the accused provided the camera instead of the government.

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    2. Re:No victim no crime? by rilian4 · · Score: 1
      Am I right in assuming this? Wouldn't the same apply here? If there was not a victim to get upset at her public display then how could there be a crime?

      IANAL but The article says the owner of the bar where one of the pictures was shot did in fact object to having the pictures taken...I would think this constitutes having a "victim" as you put it..
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    3. Re:No victim no crime? by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 1
      IANAL but in some states if a rape has occured and the victim doesn't want to file a complaint then since there's technically not a victim there's technically not a crime?

      If there was no "public" to watch, then there was no victim whatsoever, technically or non-technically. She didn't brake the law, so she shouldn't be ticketed at all. Perhaps someone will argue that the photographer could be qualified as a "public". Or perhaps "public nude" in legalese means nude in a public place, but I don't think these would hold up in court (unless SCO legal team were behind it).

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    4. Re:No victim no crime? by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

      IANAL but The article says the owner of the bar where one of the pictures was shot did in fact object to having the pictures taken...I would think this constitutes having a "victim" as you put it..

      Unless bars are publically owned in Nebraska, isn't a bar private property? Wouldn't that make it more of a civil than a criminal case?

      And if bars are considered "public" then why are malls allowed to expell public activities that they don't like? They are public meeting places in the same respect.

      (Now I got Bob Marley stuck in my head.)

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    5. Re:No victim no crime? by calyphus · · Score: 1
      In the rape situation you describe, there is no corroborating complaintant.

      Here, the barkeep is the complaintant. His testimony would be a shaky basis for a case, but with the pictures as added evidence, it's much easier to prove. ...oh and uhm IANAL

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  65. Silly rabbit... by Life2Short · · Score: 1

    Silly rabbit, tits are for kids.

  66. CNN?? GNN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN, arguably, is the whore of a news network.

    Goto GNN instead.

  67. Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    This brings to mind an interesting tangental issue I've been wondering about for a while. With pretty good digital media editing programs existing, that in the hands of a graphic artist can be used to merge two pictures together in a flawless manner (given enough time invensted in it), are we seing the end of the age where a picture is still considered good evidence? What's to stop me from "photoshopping" an image to make it look like you were caught on a security camera shoplifting? Sure, for low-profile cases like shoplifting, it's not worth the effort, but for bigger cases that sort of thing could be worth the time invested.

    And with analog photography and film starting to die off and be replaced with all-digital techniques, this could become a real problem that affects all photos people take.

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    1. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by wadetemp · · Score: 1

      It's always been possible to make incriminating images with photographic techniques. I wouldn't call any photograph "good" evidence, unless the creation process of the photo has evidence of its own. I'd say that evidence is what's changed.

      (Ideally that evidence would not be photos or you'll start to get dizzy.)

    2. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by eliza_effect · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting problem. As a graphic artist, I could easily "create" (mix, alter, etc) a photo that would be indistinguishable from an analog counter-part. While I doubt edited photos would stand up in court (there are very specific, subtle things that can prove a photo has been changed), they could definately work well as propaganda. The ability to change the public's mind in many cases is more powerful than the legal value of the evidence.

    3. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by evilviper · · Score: 1
      What's to stop me from "photoshopping" an image to make it look like you were caught on a security camera shoplifting?

      I don't undertand why, but you are not the first to bring this up... Many many people have said the same thing before.

      There's two issues to consider.

      1. What's to stop you from doing the same thing with non-digital media? Editing was around much longer than computers. You could always have spliced-together some film. Of course, the best examples of this would be the Lockness Monster, Bigfoot, UFOs, Ghosts/Spirits/Angels, et al.

      2. Even the most professional editor would not be able to perfect this fraud. Sure, two pictures look identical to a casual viewer, but many subtle details can act as a checksum, if you will.

      Also, even if you assume the impossible, that someone out there can create the perfect forgery of video, audio, etc. They would still be caught because the investigative labs would be able to check the media on which the digital video is stored (hard drive, tape, whatever) and would be able to tell that it was not recorder when it was supposed to have been, that the original was erased and that was put in-place some time later. And, if you go out of your ways to erase all evidence that you did record-over the original, it would be suspicious in itself, because the lack of trace evidence would idicate that the media was not being used in a normal way, and would indicate fraud.

      And let's not forget the other, smaller issues:

      Since it's going to take a long time for you to process the video, the cops are going to wonder why your report is weeks or months after the incident.

      Even before digital video, some people looked quite a bit like other people. Who doesn't have an evil twin?

      Even with the absolutely perfect, irrefutable video, you can't get a conviction if that person was giving a speech 500 miles away at the time.

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    4. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Well, okay, I admit to not knowing much about graphic artistry, so I won't try to deny your claims that the forgery can be detected in the image itself. However, I *do* know that you couldn't guarantee a lack of altering of the data by looking at the hard drive on which the image is stored. Where's the proof that it is or is not the original picture? (file timestamps are easier to falsify than the images themselves.) If you download the image electronically from a device to a hard drive, then there *is* no such thing as the original image. The hard drive copy is the only one you can use, and hard drives can be changed. And if you are worried about really detailed shrewd computer experts looking at the underlying bits and bytes to see if, from the fragmentation, they can tell that the image was re-copied, you still can't tell the difference between deliberate moving of the file versus normal disk housekeeping (which might not even be under conscious control of an end-user.)

      After all, running a defrag on a drive shouldn't be assumed to be a case of falsifying evidence, and if you *do* start putting rules into place that get that strict about what counts as evidence, then we're right back to my claim that it turns the world into a place where images are not submittable evidence anymore. (Since you'd have to be able to predict *ahead* of time that an image you have on your drive is going to be needed as evidence in the future and never do any disk housekeeping on that drive *ever*.)

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    5. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by evilviper · · Score: 1
      However, I *do* know that you couldn't guarantee a lack of altering of the data by looking at the hard drive on which the image is stored.

      One of the marks of intelligence is know what you DON'T know.

      Where's the proof that it is or is not the original picture?

      Well, if you deleted the original, and then copied this one onto the drive, the cops will find two copies... The original will still exist on the drive. That is, unless you've bit-for-bit erased everything on the drive, and then copied the file, in which case that is the other senario I described, that brings suspicion due to lack of evidence of normal uses.

      If you are very smart, you can use some low-level tools to bit-for-bit, overwrite the original, but you still have the problem that the filesystem information will recognise that a "change" was made to that file. No, I'm definately not talking about timestamps. What do you think the "journal" in a journaling filesystem is doing anyhow? It's keeping track of all the changes made, and some of that information is recoverable quite a bit later on.

      Lastly... Even if you are the ultimate, master filesystem falsifier, and are incredibly perfect in perfectly forging ever single detail down to the samallest, most inaccessible bit on the disk, you still can't get away with it. After that level, (everything I've mentioned so far could be performed with simple software tools) you have the physical checks which nobody can really forge. When they get the real tools in there, they can tell how long ago a bit was written-to by the drive head. They can recover just about every piece of data that was ever on the drive. They can get informatios so detailed that you wouldn't believe it.

      running a defrag on a drive shouldn't be assumed to be a case of falsifying evidence,

      You are obviously a Windows-only guy, because no other operating system on the planet is so stupid as to require defragging. And on that note, no security camera system in the world is running on Win32, so defragging is a non-issue.

      Also, one would have to wonder what you are doing, defragging a drive that holds crucial information, before you called the cops. It would be the digital equivalent of mopping-up blood-stains before the cops arrived.
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    6. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Whoops, clicked submit before I got to respond to this point:

      If you download the image electronically from a device to a hard drive, then there *is* no such thing as the original image.

      Download is rather abiguous... Care to explain what you mean?

      If it was originally stored on the "device", then you should be presenting the device to the cops, not just your hard-drive copy. I can't see how that would pose a problem, and you would somehow be unable to do it.

      If it was originally stored on the hard drive, then the hard drive certainly is the original, and everything applies normally.
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    7. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are obviously a Windows-only guy, because no other operating system on the planet is so stupid as to require defragging.

      Have you been living under a rock? Many other operating systems can be defragged to improve disk performance.

    8. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      What do you think the "journal" in a journaling filesystem is doing anyhow?

      What it's doing is failing to exist. I'm using ext2.


      You are obviously a Windows-only guy /em.
      You are obviously a liar.

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    9. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      If it was originally stored on the "device", then you should be presenting the device to the cops, not just your hard-drive copy. I can't see how that would pose a problem, and you would somehow be unable to do it.

      In the real world, people don't bother anymore with thinking of a physical copy of a file as having any permanency. If your digital camera can hold, say, 80 pictures of a particular resolution and color depth, and you've taken 240 pictures with it since you've owned it, then any of the first 160 images will now only exist on the hard drive of some computer you transfered the camera's memory into, and won't BE in the camera anymore. With the speed (or lack thereof) of the court system, you have to deal with the case where the picture being used as evidence is many months old and you didn't know at the time you took it and stored it that it was going to be used as evidence, so you didn't do anything special with it to preserve low-level bit integrety on your hard drive. You might have copied it to a scratch directory, then moved it to a directory called "my pics from vacation, 2003", and then moved it to a new hard drive when you upgraded your computer, and so on and so forth. NONE of this is suspicious behavior, but with the rules you are implying, it would invalidate the evidence - which supports my original point rather than contradicting it as you are implying.

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    10. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I'm using ext2.

      Good for you, but it's still irellevent. Even without a journal, the filesystem still has to keep track of all changes made to a file... The "journal" is just the modern method of doing that.

      And BTW, I hope you have that system on a UPS, and with a good, stable kernel, because sudden power-offs have corrupted my ext2 filesystems more than I would care to remember.
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    11. Re:Hmm - digital media is easy to falsify by evilviper · · Score: 1
      but with the rules you are implying, it would invalidate the evidence - which supports my original point rather than contradicting it as you are implying.

      No. The problem here is that you have no idea what I am "implying".

      First off, the visual evidence I am talking about is verifiable. That puts digital photographs perfectly on-par with film or analog camera systems.

      Now, above and beyond that, I was listing a lot of ways that digital is MUCH MORE difficult to falsify. With a piece of film, they don't have that kind of trail. Also, the majority of the things I was refering to, was with regard to digital security systems, not digital still cameras. However, much of it does still apply. If you've copied a photo from folder A to folder B, that is something that can be verified when looking at the drive. If you've renamed it, that can be verified.

      The only time I would even suggest raising suspicions, is when digital video or photos, has been transfered to a perfectly clean hard drive, and all other sources were erased, and overwritten hundreds of times, as secure-delete programs do.

      If you copied the photo off of your compactflash card, the card still retains some bits of information about that file, unlesss you've gone to very great lengths to remove it. Even if you've lost the compactflash card, looking at the hard drive will tell the cops that you've only being doing perfectly normal things (moving, renaming, *gasp* defragging, etc.), and that will also tell them that no changes were made to the contents of the file since it was first copied (and will provide a record of how long ago that was).

      And thing point I've been trying to get across to you for this whole time, which you've been ignoring, is that digitally changing a picture is no easier than doing the same thing with good-ole film. I went to great lengths to describe most of the extra protections that digital systems have, that analog system do/did not, which makes forgery more difficult (and it makes verifying that the photograph is real, easier).

      If it hasn't gotten through to you at this point, it never will. I'm done banging my head against the wall, so you'll have to find someone else to do that.
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  68. Re:here's the link to her site... by AchmedHabib · · Score: 2, Funny

    uhm yes, I signed up just for helping her with money for her legal fund... that and the articles...

  69. Your changing the core subject. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your original argument was "I wasn't caught in the act, so therefore I'm not guilty". Your above post is now is a disagreement as to whether certain laws should be even valid. What's rediculous is your inabilty to apply consistent reasoning to law.

    1. Re:Your changing the core subject. by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Your original argument was "I wasn't caught in the act, so therefore I'm not guilty". Your above post is now is a disagreement as to whether certain laws should be even valid. What's rediculous is your inabilty to apply consistent reasoning to law.

      Both arguments work in the context of each-other. Obviously there have to be reasonable limits. I'm saying if they couldn't prove she did it, it's crazy to try to ticket her for something this antiquated.

      In Bismarck, North Dakota it is technically illegal for two people of the opposite sex to co-habit outside the bounds of a family relationship. This too is antiquated. I'm saying that because I rent two apartments they can't prove I live with my fiancee, and even though technically I'm breaking the law, the law itself is outdated and not consistent with the laws of other states. Why waste money going after me when there are more serious crimes happening just across the street (at our neighborhood methlab)?

      I think the same applies here.

      Either way though, she doesn't seem too concerned about it. And like so many others have said, this will only help business.

      Damon,

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    2. Re:Your changing the core subject. by glenebob · · Score: 1

      >> if they couldn't prove she did it, it's crazy to try to ticket her for something this antiquated.

      That doesn't make a damn bit of difference. It's the law, period. I don't care if it dates back to the year 0003, and I don't care how stupid you (and I) think it is, if it's the law then it's the law. The parent was right, you're not being consistent.

      Pictures of a murder aren't enough to convict either, and certainly not ones of unknown origin, which is what we have here. There has to be a lot of other evidence, because as has been said, photos can be manipulated easily.

      All that said, I do think it's stupid to go after her for it. I think we all know no one was hurt or offended :-) But that's not going to mean a damn thing to a judge.

  70. Re:.. (smacks forehead) by EvanED · · Score: 1

    "She could have taken the photos which is perfectly legal and then added herself, which is also perfectly legal. Prove she didn't."

    That would be difficult, but I think I could prove beyond a reasonable doubt. I'd also be sure that anyone who would know would testify under oath that the pictures were doctored. (Her, the photographer if there is one besides the self timer, and the person who did the doctoring.)

    However, she didn't even argue that they were faked.

  71. New heading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pig give pig a ticket!

  72. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there pictures of her getting farked too?

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  73. Re:here's the link to her site... by fastidious+edward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From the site:

    Hi, I'm Melissa, as you've probably already guessed ;-)... I'm 21 years old, even though most people think I'm younger...

    Funny, I would date her more around 27/28 years old. Guess I'm not most people. Besides, she looks like a slut.

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  74. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 5, Interesting
    While in general you have a point about slashdotting comments going up to 5, she seems to be enjoying the attention. At least yesterday she was enjoying it. Here's her logs on her front page regarding this:

    12/30/2003 - I can't believe the amount of news coverage I'm getting out of all this! It's CRAZY! ;-) I'm on the Front Page of CNN.com right now... I'm also on the front cover of the local News Paper!.... AND USA TODAY also has the story....

    12/29/2003 - I can't believe it, I WON Gallery Magazine's Girl Next Door 2004!!! ... I'm on the FRONT COVER of the January Issue! Click here to see the cover! If you are here in Lincoln... Go buy your copy of the Magazine at Priscilla's on "O" Street!... Or, if you want a signed copy, click on the on-line store on the left, or click here and order one! You can have anything written on it that you want!

    12/29/2003 - Had a little run-in with the Lincoln Police Department today... It made the Associated Press Wire though... so it's not all bad... Here's the link to the article... MelissaLincoln in the news... I really don't know what I'm going to do about all of this... But I am going to fight it... If you would like to donate a few dollars to my legal defense fund... please either click the button below or send cash / check / or money order to:

    Melissa Lincoln ; PO BOX 82221 ; Lincoln, NE 68501
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  75. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by pudge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If nobody saw her when the picture was taken then she wasn't nude in "public".

    This is not a legal argument you are making, but a "what I think it should be" argument, and those don't usually hold up so well in court.

    if I were defending myself on this I'd argue that since nobody saw me (assuming this is the case) it wasn't a "public" display.

    And the judge would laugh at you. :-)

    Laws are usually quite specific about what their terms mean; some less so than others, but "public" is very clear in law.

    I found one Nebraska public decency law, for example, that says "in a public place and where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public". Whether or not someone saw anything is irrelevant, in this law: it only matters whether the act might reasonably be expected to be seen by members of the public.

    So, if it is a private party in a public place, not a problem. If it is during public business hours at a table in the local pub, that's a problem. The law she was cited for is not this one, but it is likely the wording is similar, as most of them are.

  76. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why bother with passwords, her site is ...er, wide open. Maybe we can help with security:

    http://www.melissalincoln.com/galleries/001/
    ht tp://www.melissalincoln.com/galleries/004/
    http:/ /www.melissalincoln.com/galleries/006/
    http://www .melissalincoln.com/galleries/009/
    http://www.mel issalincoln.com/galleries/011/
    http://www.melissa lincoln.com/galleries/014/

  77. LIttle known fact.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pretty girls will usually be nice to any man, no matter how disfigured, if there's a reasonable believe that she can get money from them.

  78. Fox's new series! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Centerfold Vigilante!

  79. Yep... by twoslice · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Getting busted over something minor isn't the point.

    She's pretty busted alright!

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  80. ticketed nude woman litigates vs. won-eyed girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lots of grounds? the won-eyed girl, although not a member of the gnu dating service, & totally clothed, garnered herself 500,000 gnu year's eve 'dates', with lonely hobbyists, whilst the ticketed woman, got only a (littering?) citation?

    va lairIE/robbIE/the won-eyed girl will be answering yOUR questions in an upcoming /. interview. the won best won will be used. remember, keep it simple.

  81. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my god! MOM???

  82. actually by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 0, Troll

    photoshop and psp put a digital 'watermark' into the file. So, if the file was ever saved within photoshop, you could tell...

    of course I imagine you could remove the watermark somehow...

    1. Re:actually by op00to · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit. Prove me wrong.

    2. Re:actually by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

      photoshop and psp put a digital 'watermark' into the file. So, if the file was ever saved within photoshop, you could tell...

      Maybe she is a linux geek and used GIMP :)

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  83. It's porn, not rocket science. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I guess she decided she could make more money with her body than her brains.

    1. Re:It's porn, not rocket science. by Kent+Recal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder what all those chicks end up doing when they become too old and nobody wants so see their tits anymore.

    2. Re:It's porn, not rocket science. by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      They marry some rich guy, of course. There are plenty of reasonably attractive rich men who'd be happy with her as a trophy wife.

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    3. Re:It's porn, not rocket science. by wampus · · Score: 1

      Then they end up on some sort of miracle anti-depressant, lifted and tucked to hell, at my current place of employment, and my cow-orkers drool at them. I wish trophy wives ended up mounted above the fireplace like any other god damned animal.

    4. Re:It's porn, not rocket science. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Everclear knows - they become Volvo-driving soccer moms!

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  84. Surprisingly fitting.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since she's Gallery's 2004 girl next door winner.

    When I think of who's the Fox of the porno mag world, I don't think of Fox, but rather Gallery. And yes, I do think about this often, I am reading slashdot, am I not.

  85. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy Crap am I drunk!
    Happy new years internet!@

  86. RTFP by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    It is a simple thing, she was arrested for taking her clothes off in a public place, the bartender at the place she did the "clothing removal" called the cops and she posted the evidence. Come on people, a little early to start cerebrating the nude year.

    PS: Lart the pinheads.

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  87. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by slashnull · · Score: 1

    While it is possible that no person viewed the act as it occured, there is irrefutable(sp) proof that the act did occur. That is equally as good as, if not better than, a cop with a radar gun catching you. Either way you are still "caught in the act".

  88. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The analogy would be if woman changed into her swimsuit on the beach while others were holding a big towel in the way.

    Did this once, when young and in shape. Had the bathing suit and was at the beach. So I put a towel over myself and attempted to change. A group of 6 or 8 elderly about 10 feet to the left probably never laughed so much in a couple of decades. Of two girls about 50 feet behind us, at least one had an "ear to ear" smile as I was told. My friends, probably needless to say, found the whole thing uproariously funny. The problem was, the towel kept sliding off during the procedure.

    Needless to say, had a policeman been nearby, even though the entire public at the time had a good time, I probably would have been ticketed as well.

    In most of these voyeur-style pictures the shot is taken when no one is looking.

    A freind once gave me a video made, supposedly, on the DC metro. A bunch of people were acting together - two sat in front holding up newspapers and pretending to read and another sat across with the camera. The object was a blow job given to some guy. I never did work out which part of the metro system it was done on (it was done on an above ground part of the system).

  89. ** HAPPY NEW YEAR, SCUMBAGS! ** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's 2004 in Germany now and I'm posting on Slashdot because I don't have any friends who could invite me to a party. And even if I had some, they probably wouldn't. And to make the day perfect, my TFT-display's PSU decided to break today and I have to run the fucking thing on a laboratory power supply whose fan is so loud that it ruins all the fun.

    Anyway, I'm going to get a life next year. Really.

  90. One time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that the /. crew actually research the links and people actually go to the links before posting.

    I don't know.

  91. And here's how to protest... by mariox19 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Take a picture of an empty booth in a bar or other public place where anti-nudity laws exist
    2. Take a nude picture of yourself
    3. Using Photoshop, doctor up a picture of nude you sitting in the booth
    4. Important: Save all original photos and intermediate steps to disk
    5. Publish it on the Internet
    6. Publicize its existence, keeping quiet about Photoshop
    7. Wait for the cops

    Now, the trick would be to encourage pretty girls to do this. I think if local geeks were generous enough to offer their help with Photoshop, more girls would be encouraged.

    If enough people do this, it will clog up the court systems and put an end to these public nudity laws. Best of all, the public nudity law was never broken!

    It's civil disobedience for 2004! Get on board!!!

    </tongue-in-cheek>
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    1. Re:And here's how to protest... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2, Funny

      And don't forget to post links to your photos here.

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  92. She admitted to it. by khasim · · Score: 1

    This looks like a slam dunk of a conviction.

    Big deal. A fine will be all she gets.

  93. If a tree falls in the woods..... by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

    The CNN Article only mentions that she took pictures in a bar, and that was considered "public."

    Isn't a bar private property?
    Getting permission from the bar's owner is another matter, but I think that is more civil than criminal.

    Smokinggun.com even has them. It shows her publicly nude, including on a motorcycle right by a baseball field.

    GIF! GIF! GIF!
    (ahem)

    A public baseball field? Like a little league bassball field? Durring a game or at night?

    Is the zen paradox of "If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" acceptable as a legal argument?

    I also wonder if she might use the argument that public nudity laws are stupid/archaic.

    And because it is winter right now I'm thinking, why do they need laws against nudity in Nebraska?

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    1. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

      The CNN Article only mentions that she took pictures in a bar, and that was considered "public."

      I don't care what the CNN article or Slashdot mentions. This story broke in the past few days, and SmokingGun.com has the complaint documents and pictures.

      A public baseball field? Like a little league bassball field? Durring a game or at night?

      Right beside a public baseball field, on a motorcycle, during the day. Violates public nudity laws.

      I also wonder if she might use the argument that public nudity laws are stupid/archaic.

      Would you want your kid to accidentally stumble by her nude photo shoot? Or notice it from a distance? Think a little. How are public nudity laws stupid/archaic? What possible justification could you have for letting people take off their clothes right there in front of you?

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    2. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No. Of course not. My child would be scarred for life. Just like you were when you sneaked a peek at Playboy as a kid.

      I can't imagine the horror of seeing a beautiful woman nude. Just the thought of it has me frightened.

    3. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

      Would you want your kid to accidentally stumble by her nude photo shoot? Or notice it from a distance? Think a little.

      My gawd, you're right. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!
      I was being insensitive to the children. I'm sorry.

      Just out of curiosity, was she completely nude or just topless?

      It won't matter what I say anyway, because you're obviously one of those ultra-hard liberal lefties judging by the URL you link to. "Sharing is caring?" Riiiigghht. Let's forget about the humans who made the music you're stealing by not paying for.

      No, I just think it is funny, regardless of the implications of p2p.

      How are public nudity laws stupid/archaic? What possible justification could you have for letting people take off their clothes right there in front of you?

      Now who is being the liberal?
      Obviously it is the government's job to prevent people from being nude in public. If we don't like it, we must have a law against it!

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    4. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Right beside a public baseball field, on a motorcycle, during the day. Violates public nudity laws.

      And should be completely unprosecutable. Ever look at a criminal charge? They all have the time and date. If they can not establish a time and date (even a rough guess, like "sometime in the past year"), then they shouldn't have been able to even fill out the forms to charge her.

      Of course, if the charge isn't criminal (such as a "violation"), then all Constitutional rights are suspended, so she would probably be convicted.

    5. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by brassman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Your honor, the defense introduces into evidence this box of computer software, labeled 'Photoshop,' and these three photos which purport to show the defendant flying over the Washington monument in the fashion of a comic book superhero, sitting in Abraham Lincoln's lap, and landing a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf alongside President Bush. These events are entirely fictional. As we have demonstrated that photographs can be created even though no such event actually occurred, we now submit that inasmuch the defendant was not 'caught in the act,' the prosecution has failed to meet its burden of proof that any of the events in their complaint actually happened."

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    6. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      >> Is the zen paradox of "If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" acceptable as a legal argument?

      It might. It might not. But until you know the answer to the question, would you really want to use it as your defense, lest the answer be "yes"?

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    7. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      It's more complicated than "nudity bad" vs "nudity good".

      Let me put it this way: I am not really hung up about sex. However, talking about my sex life with my parents would make me extremely uncomfortable. I suspect that most people here (assuming they have a sex life, of course; this is slashdot, after all) would feel the same.

      The point here is that context is very important. Public nudity doesn't weird me out. Porn websites don't bother me. Nude photo shoots are fine. A public photo shoot for a porn website, however, just seems wrong to me.

      Having said that, I think a blanket law outlawing public nudity is wrong. As previously mentioned, I have no problem with public nudity in appropriate contexts. Also, the bar in question is not exactly a "public place". I don't know about the rules in Lincoln, but here, people under the age of 18 aren't allowed in bars. More serious is publically distributing the images without the proprietor's permission, but that's another issue.

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    8. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      She was topless in both of the photos under question. Hence a kid would see the same thing they were sucking on for the first year of their life. If you really think that a woman's breasts will damage a child's mind... you have issues.

    9. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by wampus · · Score: 5, Funny

      To quote myself at work, when the dress code comes up: "You fuckers are lucky I wear clothes at all."

      You are born naked, and if you time things correctly, you will die naked!

    10. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If she hadn't admitted to the pictures, she probably could have used the Photoshop defense. Get a photo of the prosecutor and paste on a naked body with a public place in the background.

    11. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by be-fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What possible justification could you have for letting people take off their clothes right there in front of you?
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    12. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fiction, entirely for entertainment purposes

      no disputation required

    13. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inside a bar is generally considered "in public" and a "public place" since its a place of business that just about anyone can go into.

    14. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Your honor, the defense introduces into evidence this box of computer software, labeled 'Photoshop,' and these three photos which purport to show the defendant flying over the Washington monument in the fashion of a comic book superhero..."

      It takes talent to do this undetectably, but yes it can be done. I saw some show where a man played a practical joke on his mom by having a video made of her summer home destroyed by an explosion. The effect was done well enough that she batman'd into the car and drove all the way to the house. All it took was some video of the house, some stock footageof explosions, and somebody fairly talented with After Effects (or similar).

      Makes you wonder: how long before the video cameras inside of cop cars are challenged because of what can be done with modern computer hardware and software?

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    15. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by js7a · · Score: 1

      unsworn, for entertainment, probably fiction, inadmissible

    16. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mark my words. If Dean wins the nomination, we'll see Republicans in the White House until 2013, and beyond. Grow up and learn to compromise, you idealistic twit. Besides, Dean's an arrogant jackass.

    17. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


      Appropriate contexts... Harumph!!! You are ridiculous!

      Absolutely ridiculous!

      Oh, nevermind. I just realized your post was in support of this woman's right to display her body in public places. Right on. Please forgive me. It's nye and I'm drunk.

      Hey. You know what? The other stuff in a public bar is more dangerous. 2nd-hand cigarette smoke and drunk driving is going to kill WAY more people than naked boobs. I say, "more naked boobs. Less cancer!!"
    18. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      My family was really open about sex, and when I was 18, my mother once spent thirty minutes comparing my sex life with my GF to hers with my father, ending in telling me that my dad's dick was too small when compared to mine. I didn't really want to know that one...

    19. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Daengbo · · Score: 1
      I used to attribute the following qoute to my father, but I think it really comes from The Stainless Steel Rat or maybe Deathworld.
      When I die, I want to be making love to two beautiful women. Then, just as I reach orgasm, an elephant falls from the ceiling, killing me instantly.
      If I can't die that way, then I don't want to go at all.
    20. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by rifter · · Score: 1

      Inside a bar is generally considered "in public" and a "public place" since its a place of business that just about anyone can go into.

      Yes, but the pictures were probably shot after hours, when no one else could go in there. Didn't you notice that there were no other people in this very famous and popular lincoln bar?

    21. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      Is the zen paradox of "If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" acceptable as a legal argument?

      I also wonder if she might use the argument that public nudity laws are stupid/archaic.

      I have a feeling she'll be using whatever "defense" drags the case on for as long as possible, or at least until her site's traffic dies down to the point where the lawyer fees aren't worth it. :) Then she'll just say "guilty" and fork over the 500 bucks.

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    22. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Hey. You know what? The other stuff in a public bar is more dangerous. 2nd-hand cigarette smoke and drunk driving is going to kill WAY more people than naked boobs.

      Little known fact: Fiona Johnson, who played "the woman in the red dress" in The Matrix, caused a traffic accident during filming. A passing driver was distracted by her and hit a pole.

      So while I agree with you that chemicals are more dangerous than naked boobs, don't underestimate how dangerous boobs can be.

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    23. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was modded Insightful because it is. You are an idiot because you're trying to twist what the parent poster said into something he didn't say. Nice try.

      Next!

    24. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was evidence to prove that Overly Critical Guy is a lying cocksucker, but he deleted it. Think independently.

    25. Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... by frost22 · · Score: 1

      "But the judge said: ... The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock) Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes..."

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  94. Whats the problem? by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1



    Most women should be fined for posting nude photos of themselves. ..99% of em are about as attractive as an infected baboon ass.

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    1. Re:Whats the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sure that's true of the ones you've seen.

      ~~~

  95. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, she looks like a slut.

    I can't imagine what would make you think that a woman who posts nude pix of herself sitting in a bar on the internet is a slut.

  96. This hits close to home by stranger · · Score: 1

    I live and work in Lincoln. If you look on her site, in addition to having pics of her at the bar, there are pictures of her topless in an alley in downtown Lincoln. That alley happens to be next to my office, you can't tell in the thumbnails (she used to link to the full size pics), but it is *definitely* our alley. Just to be clear, it's about 15 feet from my desk. According to her, she took the pics during the day on a monday, and we all missed it! I'm not sure how... but we did. We even have several large windows overlooking the alley. Oh well.

    1. Re:This hits close to home by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should request she do a re-shoot?

      And does being topless really count as nudity in Nebraska?

      Are women not allowed to breast feed in Nebraska?

      That just sounds insensitive to me.

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    2. Re:This hits close to home by stranger · · Score: 1

      > Maybe you should request she do a re-shoot?

      We already tried that... She said she'd stop in next time :)

    3. Re:This hits close to home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Are women not allowed to breast feed in Nebraska?

      Of course not, you heathen terrorist! Breastfeeding is Al Quaeda terrorism, and we need to invade any country allowing such. This is America, the land that God blesses. God has blessed our genocide against the natives, and our exploitation of everyone else in the western hemisphere; God will bless our killing everyone including women and children in our hunt for terrorists.

      Welcome to the brave new world of the American Empire (TM).

  97. Your Tax Dollars at work by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Protecting you from naked women in public. If guys can go topless, so can girls. Here that girls? :o)

    1. Re:Your Tax Dollars at work by autocracy · · Score: 2, Informative

      And yet, in the state of Maine, only men can now be charged with indecent exposure in public. Why? Well, a judge ruled in a case there that the law read "display of genitalia," and since the girl(s?) charged have the female characteristic of internal genitalia... well, they can run around in birthday suits. I don't know how well that judgement will hold up in future cases, but it's an interesting tidbit.

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    2. Re:Your Tax Dollars at work by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

      There was an equally funny episode on a similar topic in Santa Barbara, CA in the '60s or '70s. Seems the city council passed a law banning topless sunbathing on the city beaches. A quick examination showed that the way the law was worded it only banned being topless on the beach. A dozen or so women protested the law by going around town topless and carefully not straying onto a beach. At most they could have been charged with "creating a public nuisance" and had a lawyer from the ACLU all over the town for violating their right to free speech.

      I don't think the law got repealed but the protest was quite interesting.

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    3. Re:Your Tax Dollars at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In NY a woman may go topless in a State park without being charged with a crime.

  98. Re:here's the link to her site... by kevcol · · Score: 1

    thanks dude- I needed my afternoon nut bust

  99. I'll be her lawyer. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll show the jury photos of her nude on the moon, at the Last Supper, in the limo next to JFK, and shaking hands with Elvis Presley. How would they ever know beyond a reasonable doubt that she had really appeared nude in Nebraska if she could be shown to have appeared nude where she couldn't possibly have been?

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    1. Re:I'll be her lawyer. by Arsenic+Lullabye · · Score: 1

      If the pictures were not doctered, then there would have been many, many people around. If you look at the pictures (that I did for...reseach *cough*) and if they were real, there would have been quite a few people that would be able to be there at the elleged time and such. That alone would give enough eyewitnesses to say that yes, she was there and yes, she was topless aqnd such.

    2. Re:I'll be her lawyer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was just a flash then it's likely that few people saw it. You have to have someone that not only saw it, but someone who is prudish enough to care and willing to testify.

    3. Re:I'll be her lawyer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about of the cop fondling her breasts?

  100. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by benna · · Score: 1

    The cameras are owned and controlled by the state or city or whatever and therefor are much more credible. Its much more difficult to make the arguement that some cop photoshop'd a photo to show someone running a read light than it is to argue that this woman photoshop'd a photo to put on her porn site to get more members with a fetish for public nudity.

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  101. Re:here's the link to her site... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

    Well, according to the police report she was born in 1982

  102. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    "Besides, she looks like a slut."
    • ...and the problem is what?

  103. Auuugh! by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Funny

    No! Nudity! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT NUDITY!

    Auuugh, my precious eyes are going to be corrupted! I can feel my mind melting under the hidious hideiousnedd of NUDITY!

    Why, you know the dangers of nudity in public? Well, there's a lot of them, I'll tell ya!

    * World might implode
    * Meteor might impact earth
    * Solar flare could fry us

    In addition, it might contribute to GLOBAL WARMING!

    FIGHT NUDITY TODAY!

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    1. Re:Auuugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't seen enough fat naked people yet.

    2. Re:Auuugh! by Almost_anonymous_cow · · Score: 1

      Well global warming may be an issue
      See if a few million male geeks check it said links it could cause then to become excited. With the sudden swelling of said geeks and with the blood closer to air a heat transfer will take place thus warming the surrounding air.
      So you see global warming may a hazard of nudity. Now to go and increase the surrounding air tempature in my room since my AMD is idle.......

    3. Re:Auuugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * World might implode
      * Meteor might impact earth
      * Solar flare could fry us


      "Only in America..."

      Considering the fitness of many of our citizens, although it may not cause any of these, anyone in the vicinity may wish that it could.

    4. Re:Auuugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y'know, that goatse fellow also qualifies as nudity.

      It's just of the form that most of us do NOT want to see...

    5. Re:Auuugh! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why, you know the dangers of nudity in public?

      Cars and bicycle crashes left and right. Eyeing some tight-jeaned babe while driving once almost put me in the hospital. If Al Quida really wanted to terrorize the nation, they should put strippers in the middle of busy intersections. (Unlike falling buildings, we would at least die with a smile and wod.)

    6. Re:Auuugh! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Except Al Queda is one of those groups that hates nudity more than Americans do (well, we don't hate it, we REALLY LIKE it; but that's not proper to admit). Have you ever seen a strictly-Islamic female showing ANY skin at all? To do so would be worse than the `crimes' of America. (Don't you love their definition of crime? Sex and freedom. Damn. I feel really bad about myself now.)

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    7. Re:Auuugh! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Except Al Queda is one of those groups that hates nudity more than Americans do (well, we don't hate it, we REALLY LIKE it; but that's not proper to admit). Have you ever seen a strictly-Islamic female showing ANY skin at all? To do so would be worse than the `crimes' of America.

      Didn't one of the hijackers slip into a strip bar for a lap dance before earning his 71 virgins?

    8. Re:Auuugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Didn't one of the hijackers slip into a strip bar for a lap dance before earning his 71 virgins?"

      Uh, yes he did. Sampling what they claim to hate about us, you think?

      The sex business is bigger in America than any other country. I too find the claim that America hates nudity laughable. I think an Arab version of 'Girls Gone Wild' would have them flashing a bit of neck and elbow.

    9. Re:Auuugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the FUCK is Al Quida?

  104. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    You're right.

    And in Oregon, if you send a letter to the prosecutor saying simply "I am innocent of these charges, please drop them." they are legally required to drop the charges!

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  105. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by spongman · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is probably a myth, but I remember hearing about a guy who, when he received a speeding fine containing an image of his car taken by the traffic camera, thought it would be funny to fill the payment envelope with a picture of the correct amount of cash.

    Apparently the authorities didn't think this was quite so funny so they sent him another letter containing a picture of some handcuffs.

  106. Really not safe for work.... by Lobsang · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me something that happened last year (2002) at the Office. Once our two-year receptionist decided to quit, the management realized that it was easier and cheaper to hire a temp for the task. The first temp lasted one week, the second two weeks and the third was at the time going apparently well. Three weeks after the new temp was in place, rumors started circulating that she had a "semi-nudie" site on the internet. After paying lunch to some shady characters, I finally managed to see the site. It showed pictures of the lady in skimpy underwear, with some very useful and desirable bodily attributes on display. Unfortunately, for her, the news about her site was well-known at the time, and she got sacked "not for being half-naked", according to the brass, but for "divulging such information at the work environment..."

    And here I am, saying that we should have sacked the management instead and hired more temps...

    1. Re:Really not safe for work.... by mrzaph0d · · Score: 1

      but no link for us? :P

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    2. Re:Really not safe for work.... by Lobsang · · Score: 1

      but no link for us? :P

      Far from me to leave my fellow slashdotians out of this one. But unfortunately, the aforementioned domain is not even registered anymore. At least, I think she learned something from the event.

    3. Re:Really not safe for work.... by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      least, I think she learned something from the event.

      I'd have hired her full time...

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  107. It's not a crime unless there's a *victim* by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Insightful
    And naked pictures on the internet victimize *no one*. Since no one wants to say that they saw her *in person* and were victimized by it, no crime has been committed.

    Cameras are used at gas stations to catch "gas and go's", I don't see how this situation should be any different.

    In that case, there would be someone who was deprived of property, a *victim*. In this case, there is no such person.

    The police are doing their job, which is to pander to commercial interests and justify their budgets by making innocent Americans into criminals.

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    1. Re:It's not a crime unless there's a *victim* by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. Prostitution is a crime. Just because you don't think she is hurting anyone doesn't change the state of laws. She clearly broke the law. She should plead guilty, pay her fine, and move on with life. If she feels the law is wrong, she can either continue to break it (and suffer the consequences) or she can lobby to have it changed.

    2. Re:It's not a crime unless there's a *victim* by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. Prostitution is a crime.

      What does prostitution have to do with anything?

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    3. Re:It's not a crime unless there's a *victim* by cavebear42 · · Score: 1

      Prostitution is the classic example of victimless crime. 2 consenting adults doing something for money which would be legal if no money changed hands.

    4. Re:It's not a crime unless there's a *victim* by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Since no one wants to say that they saw her *in person* and were victimized by it, no crime has been committed.

      The owner of the bar complained... presumably he risks losing business if damage is done to reputation, like maybe it has a lot of "family" customers.

      Some Slashbots are outraged by this, but fact is that not only did she break a law (a silly law, true, but that's a matter for the local population to decide, not anyone else), she abused someone's private property.

    5. Re:It's not a crime unless there's a *victim* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prison is the "new" money making machine own one today!1

  108. I was talking about her face. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, with one less competitor and me living now where near Nebraska, my chances are still zero! I'm totally stoked.

    I go in for that corn-feed farmer's daughter from down the way look.

    And at least she had the good sense to get quality implants. As silly and unecessary as implants are, I'll never understand women who bargain hunt for them. Go to the guy who costs four times as much as anyone else, and has all the pictures of beauty queens and playmates of the year in his "book."

  109. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by elmegil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently it was the owner of one of the bars she was in.

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  110. journalistic web guidelines by sPaKr · · Score: 1

    Ok, I think this has been some time coming. But since so many of us get most of our news via the web I think we need new journalistic guidelines for the web. Writing up a story an not providing a link to the site that the story is about is just unaccaptable. If the site contains adult material note it, if thats not good enough maybe they shouldnt be doing the story. With so few major media companies playing such a large role in offline and online publication we need standards to keep them honest. We need to start a campaign at the universities to install standards. If the schools sign on, the media outlets will need to follow suit or by definition they are un-professional.

    1. Re:journalistic web guidelines by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      I agree completely. I don't return to a news site if they were discussing a product/site/event that occured online without a link directly to the source. It's like they're trying to keep you on their site, and it feels pathetic.

      zdnet take note, I don't go to your site anymore becuase you did this one time to many.

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  111. Re:here's the link to her site... by chamenos · · Score: 1

    OMG!! Free porn! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!

  112. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the best pic. http://www.melissalincoln.com/main_files/drunk_mar z/IMG_3261.jpg

  113. naw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know for a fact that there are hookers in Omaha.

    (proudly anon,for good reason...)

  114. Looking for those pics is someone's job? by xC0000005 · · Score: 1

    Try that line around the missus.
    "I was browsing that porn site looking for people to arrest."
    "She looks guilty."
    "That sheep looks familiar."

    I'd like to know which fine upstanding police officer risked his eyes to bring her to justice.

    Next she'll post pics of herself being strip searched by the police.

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  115. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    http://www.melissalincoln.com/galleries/011/..."Be en in Maxim, FHM, and Howard Stern!"

    Ugh, IN Howard Stern? Where are the pictures of that?

  116. Neither is speeding. by khasim · · Score: 1

    If you don't hit someone.

    But cops will ticket you and the judge will uphold it.

    1. Re:Neither is speeding. by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please stop the positivism. Law is not a science.

      Saying "that's the way it is" merely justifies the collective circle-jerk that has become the U.S. judicial system.

      Remember, the vampires can't come in your house unless you *invite* them.

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    2. Re:Neither is speeding. by shepd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but driving is a priveledge, not a right.

      Going naked is a right, not a priveledge.

      The cop can give you a speeding ticket. If you refuse to pay it, they won't renew your license, and might just suspend it as well. In general, that's as far as they can go unless you hit something. That's because driving is a priveledge and they can revoke it.

      They can't revoke your right to be naked. That's the big difference here.

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    3. Re:Neither is speeding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speeding has _NOTHING_ to do with this.

      When you speed, you place other people's lives in danger.

      Who's being put in danger when a woman goes topless?

      Moron.

  117. Dangit... by blixel · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just when I thought I was going to make it through the day without committing adultery.

    Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart

    1. Re:Dangit... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Ditto. This has completely stuffed up the NY res I made.

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    2. Re:Dangit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might as well do it for real then!

  118. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by Zebbers · · Score: 1

    actually ya
    nobody did....

  119. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by BigBadaboom · · Score: 1
    The owner of the bar, Jerry Luth, told Omaha television station KETV he is extremely upset by the pictures and did not give Harrington permission to shoot the pictures at the bar.


    Mr Luth went on to say "At Marz Intergalactic Shrimp and Martini Bar, 1140 O St Lincoln (happy hour 6-7pm), we definitely do not encourage our patrons to disrobe."


    Heh, on this page it's described as a "martini bar with an interesting decorative theme". I'll say.

  120. Once again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....the topic is not about whether certain laws are antiquated or not. That's not the argument. Just to indulge you, I agree that nudity in someone's private establishment is a stupid act to be labeled as a crime. But please, let's try to not veer into this SEPARATE issue.

    The topic is whether someone can be proved have commited a crime if not seen at the time of commision. You seem to think that just because it was not witnessed, it cannot be charged. WRONG. Many people are convicted after the fact by collection of evidence. Now whether this girl's pictures are doctored or not, that's not the issue. The point is that a crime does not have to be witnessed in the act to be found guilty of. That's all we're trying to correct you on.

    1. Re:Once again.... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Now whether this girl's pictures are doctored or not, that's not the issue. The point is that a crime does not have to be witnessed in the act to be found guilty of. That's all we're trying to correct you on.

      Actually, considering you were replying to a point I was free to make, I find it highly amusing that you're trying to "correct" me in "assisting" me in staying on topic with my own post, when I was later qualifying WHY I feel that there is no need to go after this girl when I didn't see any clear indication (I could have missed it though) that the authorities really investigated the photos themselves. There's no reason to believe they're false and the girl seems to have admitted to it, but I'm STILL implying that them ticketing her is absurd, especially considering their only evidence wasn't even called into question. (The owner of the establishment sure didn't see it happen.)

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    2. Re:Once again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just bring up the establishment nudity. What about the outdoors nudity that also occured? I highly doubt the establishment owner owns all of our public places.

      OK, so the anti-nudity law is a big stickler for you. So you would have no problem with me stripping right in front of any child relatives of yours, whether on the street, at some place like Chuck-E-Cheese? After all, making public nudity a crime is just so archaic, right?

    3. Re:Once again.... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      She was in an adult establishment, by the looks of it. As for being outside, no, if I had kids I wouldn't appreciate you stripping in front of them, but if there are places for you in which it is legal to do so it would be my reponsibility to avoid those areas when my children are with me. There are such things as nudist colonies and beaches. It didn't look like there were any children in the backgrounds of any of her pictures.

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  121. P.S. (off-topic) by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It won't matter what I say anyway, because you're obviously one of those ultra-hard liberal lefties judging by the URL you link to. "Sharing is caring?" Riiiigghht. Let's forget about the humans who made the music you're stealing by not paying for.

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  122. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

    oh hell naw.

  123. I don't know if I would support public nudity... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I certainly feel people should be able to look at whatever they want in the privacy of their own home, I don't think I'd go as far as to argue that public nudity should be legal - if only because there is a large percentage of the population that I have no desire to see naked.

  124. she doesn't need any money by tokengeekgrrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    keep reading the logs:

    12/19/2003 - Z92 (92.3FM) held their annual "Sexy Santa" contest this morning... and I was there represent'n! I can't believe I won the $1,000 Grand Prize, paid by "Doctor John's Erotic Gift's"....

    I have to laugh at all the suckers (or possibly slashdotters) I am sure have sent her money for her "legal defense fund" - if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

    - tokengeekgrrl

    1. Re:she doesn't need any money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are geek guys.

      I'd like to know why a woman using a bar as a back drop for her porn site postings is on slashdot. Public nudity usually gets you in trouble...the fact that she is posting it on the internet trying to make money off it doesn't change that.

    2. Re:she doesn't need any money by Tremanhil · · Score: 1

      I agree...

      Donated money is better spent donating to an Open Source project of some sort or a charity of your choice rather than her legal fund.

      She runs Nebraska Coeds according to all the press she's been getting since this hit fark yesterday, I would think that she could use her funds from that venture to pay her own legal fees, or that an adult magazine would be happy to foot the bill (she should call Larry Flynt).

      She's trying to play this off as if she's an innocent young woman who has been unfairly entrapped by the law. Granted the photos that are available don't really show anything distinguishing the establishment from any other bar, but perhaps the ones in her members area do...

    3. Re:she doesn't need any money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Public nudity rarely gets anyone in trouble. Especially women. There are places all over the US where men go to pay women to be naked in public for them. This was inside a bar, so I have to think that any possible witnesses were over 18. Point in her favor.

      2) Using the bar as a backdrop. That's the point. The ticket is based on a photo that is not reliable evidence of anything. Anyone who thinks every photo they see on the internet is "real" is in for a sad awakening. The bar could be a similar looking bar in a place where nudity is allowed. The nudity could have been grafted onto pictures of otherwise legal proceedings.

      3) Why is this on Slashdot? I don't know. Probably for the same reason it got up on CNN, because it's bizarre-- and the twist is that it involves a web site, something that nerds tend to care about. You have to think the police in this case are going to have a hard time making their case because the only evidence they have is her own photo of the event. Without complaining witnesses I don't see how they have a case on such flimsy evidence.

      4) This case is important, whether we recognize it or not, because the implications are staggering. In an age where kids are being expelled from school for the content of their private web sites and now criminal citations are being issued on the basis of jpeg files? Even if these files represent a document of an actual event (i.e. some illegal public nudity), do they really constitute an evidentiary chain that establishes her guilt beyond a reasonable doubt? I suppose the state is willing to call expert witnesses in digital alteration and photographic compression techniques to argue that there was no apparent alteration of the image at any point? Do you realize the cost of this entire prosecution could easily be more than any "harm" caused by the defendant?

      5) In many parts of the civilized world (and many uncivilized parts as well), women can be naked in public and not have to worry about getting a ticket. The risk of serving jail time for going about in the state in which one is born, in which many people sleep, and in which 99% of us bathe... is ludicrous. This is typical American prudery at its worst. Not one single person was caused any harm or was in danger of being caused harm by her actions. She has a basic human right to wear or not wear clothes at her own discretion. A right which ought to be protected as self-expression under the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and the fascist state of Nebraska is depriving her of that right. Furthermore, the only evidence they have of her doing so is a digital image. Personally I think the standard for criminal conviction needs to be higher than that, especially in cases where no demonstrable harm to anyone can be displayed.

    4. Re:she doesn't need any money by kryliss · · Score: 1

      If you know the downtown bars her in Lincoln Nebraska. Then you will know which bar(s) she has posed in just by seeing the tables. Lincoln Nebraska is a college town with about 250,000 people with many many bars located withing walking/very short drive of the University of Nebraska.

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    5. Re:she doesn't need any money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walking around naked is expression? Expression of what? Maybe while protesting a clothing manufacturer's practices or something but why the hell should running around naked snapping photos for her porn site be protected? You know, some people don't want their children or even themselves seeing nude people while they are out trying to have a good time. It's a distraction and can be outright embarassing. The "if you don't like it don't look" argument doesn't apply because once you look and see them naked it's definately too late to not see it. Maybe you don't agree with it, but it's been the social norm in western culture to wear clothing when out in public for a couple hundred years or more. Get over it.

      She provided a photo of herself in a bar and claimed she took that photo in that particular bar right alongside the photo. Get over it.

    6. Re:she doesn't need any money by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      You know, some people don't want their children or even themselves seeing nude people while they are out trying to have a good time.

      Right on. Those people who just want to have a good family time with their children at the local bar shouldn't have to see adult stuff like that.
      ;)

  125. A UN controlled interweb could stop this p0rn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant wait to turn control over to our UN overlords....I welcome their superior guidance in these matters for the sake of ALL women including those tightly corsetted Southern Belles- President Howard Dean

  126. Don't the cops have something better to do? by inteller · · Score: 1

    Like protecting all that corn and wheat out there from TERRORISTS?!?!?!

  127. No, No, No! by macemoneta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She's a web designer, right? It's just a Photoshop/Gimp job! Since no one reported this (sarcasm) heinous crime (/sarcasm), it obviously never really occurred. I remember hearing that digitally processed photographs aren't evidence, unless someone can testify to the authenticity.

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  128. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Saeger · · Score: 3, Informative
    Actually, yeah, the last thing a porn site wants is poor quality traffic that won't convert into dollars. Slashdot traffic is the kind that knows how to get it for FREE, whereas *.aol.com loves to whip out those CC's.

    Back when I used to do this, a 1 in 500 conversion ratio (after an ever lower clickthrough ratio) was considered great.

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  129. Could be enough to create reasonable doubt by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Claim that no, the shot was faked. Setup a Photoshop demonstration for the jury. It doesn't have to be true to create reasonable doubt, just enough to make the jurors think it could plausably be.

  130. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by beebware · · Score: 1

    Hmm, handy way to get off a murder charge methinks ;)

  131. Re:shit traffic by oaf357 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ah but there are always a few good apples in a bad harvest. Lots of people surfing /. have money. Plus, links from any web site helps your positioning in search engines, especially slashdot.

  132. cops say . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . it's a good bust.

  133. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    here's the offending picture. It's blurred out so it's work safe, but it clearly shows that she was flashing the camera and her friends were looking on. She wasnt hiding in a corner with no one in sight or behind a towel.

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  134. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

    For every friggin' New York Times Article 10 people stand up and complain about registration.
    So where's the login/pass for this link?

  135. Marvelous bike by duvel · · Score: 4, Funny
    Don't know if this is just me, but that is a great motorbike she's sitting on.

    Hey, don't complain, it's a website for geeks, remember?

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    1. Re:Marvelous bike by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      Don't know if this is just me, but that is a great motorbike she's sitting on.
      I wonder what distro it runs...

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  136. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by The+Creator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well i don't want to read your stupid posts, but is that a reason to ban freedom of speach?

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  137. titanium doesn't have the right characteristics! by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    It doesn't reflect the waves.

    I used aluminum siding for mine. But I cut it with tinsnips.

  138. You are right that it is not science. by khasim · · Score: 1

    But that means nothing in this context.

    Even without a "victim", some things are illegal.

    That is the way it is.

    If you don't like it, you can work to change it. But that is the situation right now.

    You said that no crime had been committed, but that is based upon YOUR view of what SHOULD be legal.

    But until you get the laws changed, your view is worthless. She can still be prosecuted and found guilty.

  139. Her website and pic galleries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    damn nice girl, pity to see this happen to her, for those interested in seeing some free pr0n, checkout Her Website

    free gallery 1
    free gallery 2
    free gallery 3
    free gallery 4
    free gallery 5
    free gallery 6

    1. Re:Her website and pic galleries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the links.

      I think this one should be made into a poster: "Remember, kids, always wear your helmet!"

      http://www.melissalincoln.com/galleries/001/DSCN04 86.jpg

    2. Re:Her website and pic galleries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      AAH! so much referrer-whoring! Feel free to remove all that id=pudcat crap from the URLs before visiting, people...

  140. Re:shit traffic by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The only thing is that Slashdot is shit traffic. It's some of the worst I've ever seen... Some of us were even thinking of banning anyone with a /. referrer since it's just a waste of bandwidth.

    Then why do you have a link to your pr0n site in your sig, numbnuts?

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  141. Okay, I take it you didn't read the article. by khasim · · Score: 1

    This isn't about someone's "right" to be naked.

    This is about public nudity.

    And it seems that you do NOT have a "right" to be naked in public.

    Hmmmm, imagine that.

    1. Re:Okay, I take it you didn't read the article. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >This is about public nudity.

      Yes, you see, there's a big difference between abusing a right, and abusing a priviledge.

      With a priviledge, there doesn't need to be a "victim" to cause a crime. Simply abusing the priviledge (driving too fast) does the job.

      In the case of a right, there is normally always a victim (I'm straining to think of any cases where there wouldn't be and I'm coming up empty). In the case of public nudity, the "victim" would be anyone who saw the person. In this case, the "victim" would be anyone who viewed the site that didn't want to.

      Sure, it's stretching the idea of victim, but welcome to the way police operate.

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    2. Re:Okay, I take it you didn't read the article. by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In this case, the "victim" would be anyone who viewed the site that didn't want to.

      Actually, I think the "victim" in this case is the bar owner who had a naked person in his bar and wasn't in some way monetarily compensated for this. No doubt, because of this girl's actions, his establishment will see a doubling of income and an amount of publicity it has never before seen. He obviously feels that he should be compensated for this egregious harm in some way. Greedy, stupid bastard.

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    3. Re:Okay, I take it you didn't read the article. by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it be more like: the bar owner found pictures of a naked person in his bar on the net. The bar owner didn't want to get sued for allowing public nudity in his bar, so he filed a complaint.

      Also, you seem to forget that the naked person in question is getting most of the attention and will very likely more then double her income on this. She's on the CNN frontpage, not many local pornstar wannabees can claim that. If I were here, I'd send my manager over to my lawyer and let them work out how much publicity there is in this and how much it will probably cost in the end.

  142. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by xpurple · · Score: 5, Informative

    I doubt it.

    Her webmaster is probably enjoying all the extra traffic.

    In case you want to see th picture that got her in trouble

    Not safe for work!

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  143. Illegal != Criminal by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd like to think that our country is based on more than just arbitrary laws passed down from on-high. Something, oh, I don't know, like freedom maybe.

    That having been said, I'll continue to exercise my freedoms irregardless of what's il-legal. This person sounds like she's going to do the same.

    Until the exercise of my rights causes verifiable harm to someone else, I have no reason to feel "guilty" and no one can judge me so.

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  144. /. Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just SCREAMS /. interview!

  145. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heres whats next, her posting a picture of herself topless with a sign covering her breasts saying "I love slashdot.org"

    Can anyone photoshop this?

  146. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure why there are so many posts bashing the law that prohibits nudity in public. There are many, many people that you absolutely do NOT want to see naked. You'd be crying for the law to be reinstated within minutes.

    In order to keep all of us from clawing our eyes out, we must have an evenhanded law that punishes all violators equally. Because then it gets very problematic for officials to say that only hot people can be naked, and then who is responisble for defining "hot."

  147. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    I, for one, do *not* need to click to enlarge...

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  148. Nudity and God. by JuggleGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    If God had meant for us to run around nude, we would have been born that way.

  149. You're wrong. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "Until the exercise of my rights causes verifiable harm to someone else, I have no reason to feel "guilty" and no one can judge me so."

    Actually, they can. And once they judge you, they can imprison you.

    "That having been said, I'll continue to exercise my freedoms irregardless of what's il-legal. This person sounds like she's going to do the same."

    Possibly. And I can see the local law enforcement making lots of money off of fining her for her actions.

    1. Re:You're wrong. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then they will have my dead body--not my obedience. - Ghandi

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  150. Maybe ask for help... by thanq · · Score: 1
    If you have any trouble with my site, please feel free to email me and I'll help you right away!

    mel@melissalincoln.com

    - Quote from: http://www.melissalincoln.com/support.html.

    I am sure that a lot of guys wonder how far she is willing to go as far as helping someone out. One of the troubles with her site is that it's not a real thing....

  151. I'm Liberal, But... by suwain_2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've always considered myself pretty liberal in most things. However, I'm a little confused on this one. She essentially publishes 'proof' of a crime, and it's outrageous when she's convicted of it?

    I'll grant you that public nudity probably isn't the biggest crime out there right now, but I'm really baffled here. If I rob a bank and have a friend videotape it, then put the videotape up on the web, being convicted based on the videotape makes me a complete moron, not the victim of some 1984-style society.

    The Internet isn't a guarantee of anonymity and complete prevention of liability. This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone here.

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    1. Re:I'm Liberal, But... by mikeg22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The idea is that she wasn't in the public eye when she took her clothes off. Nobody saw her, so it wasn't public nudity.

    2. Re:I'm Liberal, But... by dvicci · · Score: 1

      That it's a crime at all is what baffles me.

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  152. Columbus, OH by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    A few years back some feminists made some noise about men being allowed to be topless in public but not women. The upshot of this is that it is perfectly legal for a woman to be topless in downtown Columbus. Unfortunately, there aren't scads of hot looking women asserting their topless rights in the spring and summer. However, a few years ago an exotic dancer promoted the Columbus leg of her tour by posing and signing autographs topless downtown during the rush hour. I've got some spiffy jpegs of it.

    1. Re:Columbus, OH by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      LOL. Do share... This is the holidays, right?

  153. at last, a topic where by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Informative
    -everyone R's TFA
    -no one will complain if it is or becomes a dupe

    and I for one welcome our new pair of 34c overlords.

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  154. At least she wasn't Mayor! by shfted! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Like Houston, BC's Sharon Smith (NOT SAFE FOR WORK).

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    1. Re:At least she wasn't Mayor! by be-fan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Arg! Droopy! Not safe for anybody!

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    2. Re:At least she wasn't Mayor! by shfted! · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not my fault she's 48. Sigh.

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  155. It's obvious you have no idea what rights are by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    Rights are not defined by what is *allowed* by government.

    Your argument is still positivism: "She was arrested, therefore she has no rights." That's fine for a scientist. It's not fine for a legal scholar.

    The fact is that *being naked* is one of the most basic rights a human can have, after *eating* and *drinking* and *fucking*.

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  156. a slut you say? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
    "Besides, she looks like a slut."

    Here's to hoping.... /cheers/

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  157. Forget Lincoln NE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell ya what - forget about those pissant shithole backwaters... Come on up to MY HOUSE up in the Chicago 'burbs...

    No one up here gives a shit what you do... And if you want to get naked - that's just fine honey...

  158. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by shfted! · · Score: 5, Informative
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  159. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

    I think there's a bit of a difference between speech and nudity. A lot (not all, but a good portion) of the people who'd be going around nude if it were legal are probably perverts. Public nudity sounds cool until it's an overweight 60-year-old pedophile standing behind me in line somewhere, or sitting next to me in a restaurant.

    Freedom of speech has limits, just as public dress should. For the most part, you can say what you want, but if you're sexually harassing someone, threatening someone, etc., it's illegal, and just about everyone likes it that way. Similarly, you can pretty much dress as you like, but if you're completely nude in public, it's illegal, and most people like it that way. The will of the majority, IMHO, is more important than extreme right-wing interpretations of the constitution.

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  160. Re:shit traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, I'm only up to $98K/yr.

  161. Gee, was that I-405 near Bothell, WA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just curious! That one irked the shit out of me. Cop's wife wipes out an entire family and gets barely a slap on the hand. I drive by the burned spot in the road where three of the four died on the scene, every time I drive to work. It's a straight section of road in a wide, shallow dip that allows you to see way ahead. There's no excuse for not seeing the upcoming obstruction, and no excuse for the driver to not get slammed with four counts of manslaughter at the least, if not vehicular homicide. Grr...

    Just remember, in the US, violence is OK and to be admired (except in certain circumstances), but nudity and sex are NOT and are to be shunned in all circumstances...

    1. Re:Gee, was that I-405 near Bothell, WA? by Giro+d'Italia · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was the one.

    2. Re:Gee, was that I-405 near Bothell, WA? by fxer · · Score: 1

      You can read that story here: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/95388_crash13. shtml

    3. Re:Gee, was that I-405 near Bothell, WA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fikret and Gulbahar Attila emigrated from Bulgaria 10 years ago.

      Well, it's not like she killed Americans or anything.

    4. Re:Gee, was that I-405 near Bothell, WA? by bonzomcgrue · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not like she killed Americans or anything.

      not funny.

      from the article:
      Gulbahar Attila, 26, and her two daughters, Seda, 4, and Eda, 2, were all killed in the crash Aug. 10. Fikret Attila, 40, died of his burns 17 days later.

      Fikret and Gulbahar Attila emigrated from Bulgaria 10 years ago. They had lost two previous children to cancer. Friends said the couple suspected radiation from the 1986 Chernobyl meltdown in Ukraine.

      Friends say Fikret Attila was so enthusiastic about his American opportunities that he had "American Dream" tattooed on an ankle.

      That dream became a nightmare when the family's 1988 Honda Accord broke down in the middle lane of Interstate 405, just north of the Kirkland city limits.

    5. Re:Gee, was that I-405 near Bothell, WA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, go figure. ... you have friends . the case reminds me of another case, even worse.

      A Kennedy by the name of Ted Kennedy killed a girl. Late at night on an island off cape cod, he was with a girl who was not his wife, was driving drunk with her, ran off a bridge, and the car fell in the water off the bridge. he got out of the car, she didnt. He let her die slowly while he ran away from the scene of his drunk-driving accident in Chapaquiddick.

      It was a girl who was not his wife, and he didnt want the scandal, so he cowardly left the scene of the accident - and left her to die in a submerged car, where she slowly died of asphixiation over a 2 hour period. Ted ran off and for about a day tried to find a way to deny he was in that car. That ploy didnt work, so they just found enough friendly DAs and judges so he was off the hook. No charges of any real seriousness were filed. He even wore a fake neck brace to get voter sympathy and got the press to back up his excuses and story. At a minimum this was manslaughter, but really was an act of murder. All he had to do was go to a nearby house and call for help to rescue that woman and she would not have died. He never served time for it ... unless you count staying in the US Senate for the next 30 years.

      Meanwhile, I've seen people get 10 years for less than that. The particular other gruesome case was a woman who hit a homeless man and just drove home, with him on the car! he died. I forget what she got but it wasnt a slap on the wrist, it was homicide and a lotta years. Of course, this is Texas and not everybody is a Kennedy.

  162. Yes they are. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Rights most certainly ARE defined by the government.

    Yes, it is positivism. So what?

    "Legal positivism is a conceptual theory emphasizing the conventional nature of law. Its foundation consists in the pedigree thesis and separability thesis, which jointly assert that law is manufactured according to certain social conventions. Also associated with positivism is the view, called the discretion thesis, that judges make new law in deciding cases not falling clearly under a legal rule."

    Now, to me, that sounds EXACTLY like our current legal system.

    So, you're claiming that my position is completely in line with our current legal system and that it is incorrect.

    "The fact is that *being naked* is one of the most basic rights a human can have, after *eating* and *drinking* and *fucking*."

    Go ahead and fuck in public and you will find out how mistaken you are. You will be arrested and charged.

    Even drinking alcohol in public is illegal in many areas.

    Oh, you don't view "illegal" as being "illegal" because you believe you have a "right" to do something.

    Tell it to the judge.

    1. Re:Yes they are. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Legal positivism is a subset of logical positivism, which generally assumes that things are as they seem and should merely be studied and defined in terms of how they are observed. It's basically the scientific method. To apply logical positivism to law is a horrible mistake. It generally results in the *shocking* revelation that "might makes right".

      It also conveniently ignores the entire concept of human rights. Why would anyone but tyrants want to promote that interpretation?

      that sounds EXACTLY like our current legal system.

      Unfortunately, yes.

      Tell it to the judge.

      What do you think judges are for, decoration?

      Well, I'm off to exercise my rights, so this argument will have to wait. It's been fun :)

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    2. Re:Yes they are. by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Rights most certainly ARE defined by the government.
      BZZZT. Wrong answer. You must have slept through Civics 101. All rights are natural and inherent. The government is granted authority, by the people, to infringe on those rights in specific and well-defined circumstances; likewise the government is specifically enjoined from infringing on certian rights under any circumstance. That is what the Bill of Rights is all about -- it's not a list of things that the government allows us to do, it's a list of things that we forbid the government from doing to us.
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  163. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by prockcore · · Score: 1


    This is not a legal argument you are making, but a "what I think it should be" argument, and those don't usually hold up so well in court.


    When dealing with crazy laws the Judge usually sides with "what is the intent of the law".

    I'd say the intent of this law is to prevent people from seeing naked people in public. Since no one saw her naked in public, she didn't break the spirit of the law.

  164. Re:shit traffic by 00420 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I make six figures too!

    Oh... you mean without the decimal point. :(

  165. Nudity + Driving + Cellphone by OrangAsm · · Score: 1

    Cellphone conversation between some dudes:

    Dude 1: Dude, I'm driving up 3rd Street, I'm almost at your house.
    Dude 2: That's cool.
    Dude 1: Hey man, there's this really hot naked chick walking up the street!
    Dude 2: Sweet! Whistle at her!
    Dude 1: (whistles) Weeet-Weeeow
    Car 1: Metallic crunch, dude!
    Dude 1: <lost carrier>

  166. The evidence are compelling. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I mean, surf on the web, look for porn, and I bet with you that you will be able to find porn done in the most strange place (fake classroom for example with 30 years old women disguised as young schoolgirl). For pity's sake some colleague put on some other colleague workstation as a joke porn involving a big pig, a woman, and something I would rather forget.

    And that harlington woman got busted for posing *NUDE* (nude posing is different than porn. If you want to know the difference porn involve act of sexual nature, fellatio, anal sex, vaginal coit, whatever whereas nude posing is just that). My god some people have their freaking priority straigth.

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  167. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of chicks flash their tits at bars if the DJ plays Itty Bitty Titties, and show snatch if the DJ plays Pussy Control. They don't get busted. Unless she was caught in the act, those puritan nazis should give it a rest. What will they do next? Arrest anyone who has kids, because they have obviously had sex? Maybe they don't because they still believe in the cabbage patch or the stork, and are unaware of the connection between babies and sex. This kinda reminds me of Cincinnati, Ohio. If you aren't covered in dirt there, you have obviously had a bath or shower, and were therefore naked, so you might be arrested.

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  168. It isn't about her site. by khasim · · Score: 1

    She isn't being charged with having a sex site.

    She is being charged with being public nudity. The evidence for that being the pictures on her site.

    "In the case of a right, there is normally always a victim ..."

    What do you mean? I have a right to vote. Where is the victim in me exercising my right to vote?

    I really love to stay and chat but I'm heading out to a party now. TTFN

    1. Re:It isn't about her site. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >What do you mean? I have a right to vote. Where is the victim in me exercising my right to vote?

      Sorry I didn't make it clearer. Allow me to eludicate:

      In the case of abusing a right, there is normally always a victim...

      Again, sorry I didn't make it obvious what I was talking about.

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    2. Re:It isn't about her site. by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      >In the case of abusing a right, there is normally always a victim...

      I'd take that a step further and say that in the case of abusing a right, there is always a victim. Rights, after all, are inherent properties that an individual possesses. Things like freedom of speech, a right to a fair trial, and a right to not be punished with cruelly or unusally clearly fall under these things. In fact, the Bill of Rights in the US is specifically worded to describe what rights the government *doesn't* have. The government, in reality, is only meant to cover laws that protect the rights of people. So, given all this, you have to be abusing a victim's rights for rights to be abused.

      No where in the Constitution is there mention of a right to not be offended. Much of what people say (freedom of speech) offends others. Nor is there mention of a right to nudity. But, nudity is a form of expression just as wearing any specific design of clothes is. As such, it stands to reason that nudity would override any state law written to prevent public nudity.

      The fact is, the bar in question is a quasi-public place (just like shopping malls), where the owner has the right to bar people from entry (not something allowed in a public place to be applied to produce a private place), but at the same time the bar is open to the public (it requires the owner actually telling you to leave before the police would consider your presence trespassing). Given the owner has the power to exclude, I don't see how the law even applies in this instance, anyways. If there are other pictures which do occur on public land, then the issue of freedom of speech/expression can be brought up.

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  169. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and the problem is what?
    ... and the problem with him saying that is what?

  170. justification?? by idommp · · Score: 1
    What possible justification could you have for letting people take off their clothes right there in front of you?

    "If god had wanted people to run around naked we'd have been born without no clothes on."

    That's all the justification I need. But then I was taught to make a destinction between being naked (not being clothed) and being nekid (not having cloths on and being up to something). This woman was definitly nekid.

    1. Re:justification?? by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

      But then I was taught to make a destinction between being naked (not being clothed) and being nekid (not having cloths on and being up to something). This woman was definitly nekid.

      Well, then she clearly isn't violating public nudity laws as she was nekid, not nude.

      Good thing there are no public nekidity laws.

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  171. Are digital pictures "evidence?" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Hell, I have pictures of myself standing in Quake 2 maps, for crying out loud.

    I could easily make nude photos of myself standing in downtown Lincoln, if I wanted to...

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  172. Here's the "Boobies" icon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  173. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    What is "nudity"? In Iran as a man you can't go topless in public, but in the USA it is legal. Why the double standard? A really physically fit man is very appealing to the opposite sex with his shirt off... just as a physically fit woman is appealing with her top off.

    The fact that a topless woman is considered obscene is really sad. We all feed off of breasts for the first year of our life... what is wrong with a girl exposing her boobs in public? Do you really think it is going to hurt someone?

  174. how many times do we have to say it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screenshots dammit, screenshots.

  175. Preemptive shot modification? by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

    Could it be possible to pre-process the picture so artefacts characteristic for modification would be introduced, so it won't be possible to prove beyond reasonable doubt if the photograph in question is real or fake?

  176. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 4, Funny

    actually it seems that she IS the webmaster, and on this site you can find some more pics of her.

    you guys have no idea how weird i feel, sitting here in lincoln, NE, and getting pr0n off slashdot...

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  177. Re:shit traffic by primus_sucks · · Score: 1

    yes, but I don't patronize jack-asses.

  178. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by ONOIML8 · · Score: 1

    "there is a large percentage of the population that I have no desire to see naked."

    I agree. There is also a large portion of the population whos dress and jewelry offends me. Amazingly enough there is nothing that can be done about that since they are not naked.

    I have a difficult time understanding how it's ok to discriminate against nudity but not ok to discriminate against clothed people with metal stuck through their noses/tongues/eyebrows/etc/all-of-the-above.

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  179. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by xpurple · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, she worked for the guy who runs nebraska coeds for a while.

    And yes, I wonder if she would come to the party I'm going to if I ask really nice :)

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  180. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

    Just because something makes people uncomfortable doesn't mean it should be made illegal. I'd say that woman's right to freedom of expression trumps your right not to accidentally see something you don't want to see.

  181. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by The+Creator · · Score: 1
    A lot (not all, but a good portion) of the people who'd be going around nude if it were legal are probably perverts.


    There is only one word for that kind of thinking: prejudice!


    Public nudity sounds cool until it's an overweight 60-year-old pedophile standing behind me in line somewhere, or sitting next to me in a restaurant.


    In your fantasy, what is this old fat pedo doing to you? Just sitting there? This thought just scares you because you are not used to nudity, you are used to living in a sick unnatural society where you are fed FUD.


    Freedom of speech has limits, just as public dress should. For the most part, you can say what you want, but if you're sexually harassing someone, threatening someone, etc., it's illegal, and just about everyone likes it that way. Similarly, you can pretty much dress as you like, but if you're completely nude in public, it's illegal, and most people like it that way. The will of the majority, IMHO, is more important than extreme right-wing interpretations of the constitution.


    It's funny how you allow speach until it becomes harrasment, but you don't give nudity the same benefit of the doubt, it's simply retarded hipocrisy.

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  182. Why Unconstitutional? by Fished · · Score: 1

    What, exactly, in the constitution do you find to prevent a state from passing laws against public nudity? Just wondering - please quote the exact section and relevant precedent if you don't mind.

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    1. Re:Why Unconstitutional? by js7a · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What, exactly, in the constitution do you find to prevent a state from passing laws against public nudity?

      For the topless-only pictures involved, it's the due process clause, in particular selective enforcement, in that guys can go topless and girls can't. Hey, don't look at me. It worked in Canada! Different constitution, but the exact same argument.

      Anyway, laws prohibiting public nudity are frequently ruled unconstitutional as soon as some D.A. tries to enforce them, e.g. this case allowing erotic dancing in Virginia. That turned on, among other things, selective enforcement vis-a-vis nursing mothers. The details of the law are what make the real difference.

    2. Re:Why Unconstitutional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For the topless-only pictures involved, it's the due process clause, in particular selective enforcement, in that guys can go topless and girls can't. Hey, don't look at me. It worked in Canada! Different constitution, but the exact same argument."

      Nice try, but a laughably stupid argument at odds with the bare (no pun intended) text of the Constitution and its meaning. The Tenth Amendment gives the states and the people the right to run things as they see fit. "Due process" is about the process of law, a duly passed law that gives those accused their day in court doesnt violate due process. Guys vs gals is equal protection not 'due process'. There is nothing violative of due process in having a law fobidding exposure of certain body parts in public.

      Just ask yourself how any of the authors of the Constitution or the Amendment would react if they were told "Hey, this makes it unlawful to outlaw public nudity and obscene behavior in public". You think a single one of 'em would go "yeah, I meant it that way." No! The proof is in the fact that o

      This kind of thinking, trumping up bogus arguments to suit a predefined agenda that doesnt fit in our US constitution of 1789, is exactly what is destroying our democracy and turning it into a judicial tyranny. We see a lot of that lately. Dont like what the duly elected legislators did? Take it to court and sue their ass off. Only problem is, the next time YOUR favorite law could be the target, and who do you appeal to when the courts gang up and make their ruling?

      Reading the case linked for example it simply leaps out that 'selective enforcement' while a valid concern, is simply an excuse here to exclude a reasonable attempt to curtail sex businesses.
      Jeeze louise, every single BUILDING CODE IN AMERICA is selectively enforced according to the standard applied!!! Doubt me? Go to a city council session where zoning variances are asked for, gotten, given, etc. Go check out how building inspectors will go after houses based on complaints - or not. These guys went about it the same way here in the Virginia case, acting the same way a set of inspectors would if they found a club violated the fire codes instead of the nudity codes. They didnt ticket everyone, they issued some warnings. Why is that bad? Would this judge call the speed limit unconstitutional just because some people would get warnings instead of tickets? The shocker (well, not really, the judge probably had an agenda, didnt want his favorite club shut down) is the selective enforcement of this concept against this one ordinance!

  183. What a world, what a world... by KC7GR · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Want to watch a movie that depicts people being decapitated, eviscerated (with very realistic-looking blood-and-guts effects), and turned into breeding hosts for acid-blooded parasites (the 'Alien' series)? No problem!

    Want to watch news stories that capture the 'Horror of War' close up and personal? No problem!

    Want to watch another movie that depicts people being hacked apart, in very grisly detail, by a chainsaw-wielding maniac? No problem!

    Want to take a look at pictures of a naked female body on the Internet, or pictures of two people engaged in acts of trying to bring each other a little pleasure? NOW we have a problem!

    Given all the awful stuff that's going on in the world today, am I the only one who thinks that police and other law-enforcement agencies could be doing better things with their time than illustrating (by example) that we, as a race, need to be Really Ashamed of our bodies?

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    1. Re:What a world, what a world... by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

      If I had Mod Points right now I'd give you one. Did you watch the People Vs. Larry Flynt?

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    2. Re:What a world, what a world... by gantrep · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think the real issue is that the owner of Marz bar doesn't want to lose his license to serve liquor, not nebraskans being prude. The citation wasn't for the images; the citation was for public nudity as per section 9.16.230. 9.16. 240e appears to make it illegal for business owners to knowingly allow "any person," not just employees, to engage in sexual acts, defined in section c at their business, because if this were allowed, it could create kind of a legal loophole and allow prostitution-like activities to go on. If owner Jerry Luth were to allow these kinds of activities at his establishment, he could get in some serious trouble.

      The issue isn't the nudity, it's the location of the nudity. I agree with your attitude towards sex and the human body, but the place for it is in private, not at baseball fields, not in bars. Drunk people + naked people is kind of a recipe for disaster. Even if you do feel it's ok to mix sex and business, you still have to agree that it's any business owner's right to decide whether or not he or she wants to run that kind of a business. Melissa's pictures were taken without the owner's consent, and therefore, she is not only in the legal wrong, but also the ethical.

      And really, there actually isn't much better for Nebraska police to do. Check out the police blotter for lincoln. Crime is not that high here, and this is relatively important to Jerry Luth anyway, as it could mean the loss of his livelihood.

    3. Re:What a world, what a world... by leandrod · · Score: 1
      > Want to watch a movie that depicts people being decapitated...

      Just that this is the US, not the World. In some countries violence is also considered pornography.

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    4. Re:What a world, what a world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Want to watch a movie that depicts people being decapitated, eviscerated (with very realistic-looking blood-and-guts effects), and turned into breeding hosts for acid-blooded parasites (the 'Alien' series)? No problem!
      Want to watch news stories that capture the 'Horror of War' close up and personal? No problem!
      Want to watch another movie that depicts people being hacked apart, in very grisly detail, by a chainsaw-wielding maniac? No problem!"

      Actually I have a problem with all of the above and it should be noted that no country in the world allows as much obscene pornography, sex or violence in the culture, movies, videos, etc. as we do.

      If you want less of the above culture-demeaning junk out there, be my guest and start protesting it and the media companies that promote it. etc.
      Some of the obscene and violent Gansta Rap stuff "Hey, kill a cop" kind of songs have been protested by some groups, and there has been some success in stopping it from getting the audience it doesnt deserve.

  184. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's too bad she didn't get mentioned being posted on slashdot.

  185. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!!! Girls really do have a vagina!

  186. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    Sometimes I wonder why slashdot (or comments pushed up to score:5) even link to sites that will either flame up in DoS-style burnination, or will cost the provider a crapload of cash for going over bandwidth limits.
    Fuck'em. When you connect someting to the net, you have to allow for anything to happen.

    If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!

  187. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my TGP traffic converts at over 1:2000. slashdot cant be that bad because of all the horny nerds.

  188. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually, yeah, the last thing a porn site wants is poor quality traffic that won't convert into dollars.

    I'd be surprised if paying customers are as hard to find as those who reply to email spam. The problem with porn is there's so much out there. All you gotta do is surf the preview areas, take care of your 'need', and be done with it. No money, heh.

  189. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's the US for you...
    Bloody hypocrits.

  190. Wouldn't work by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

    It's hard to fake photographs that look as real as the photographs on thesmokinggun. The prosecution could probably convince the jury this woman didn't have the ability to do it. Not only that, but someone had to take those photographs, and that person would have to perjure themself along with the other people in those photographs.

    In short, she should pay the damn fine and realize what she did was dumb. I don't really have a problem with what she did, but there's no doubt it was illegal and she doesn't have much of a case.

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  191. Gimp/Psp Magic by lpq · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If the police didn't catch her in the act, do they have witnesses that will testify that it was her in the bar and that she was naked? Did they check her ID? If not, whose to say who it really was and a bit of digital magic and
    you could have almost anyone nude in that bar.... Considering it's digital "art" and such is airbrushed regularly, I'd think it might be hard to _really_ prove she was nude in the bar.

    If they did can they prove it the bar was open at the time? If it was closed, wouldn't it be a private party/establishment? I'm sure being nude in a private space isn't illegal in Lincoln, or it must issue alot of tickets for nudity for taking showers at home....yeah, right.

    Just some random things I'd think of off hand....

  192. Re:!SIR! by be-fan · · Score: 1

    -1: Creepy

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  193. sanitation. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Public sanitation is hard enough without people leaving pubes, ass sweat and other drippings in public places. If everyone trotted around nude, places would look much like public restrooms do. They might even look worse because there's not enough people to clean up the much larger area outside the bathroom. People don't just look bad, they smell bad and have diseases. Can you hear me? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it where people are naked. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive. I must get out of here.

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    1. Re:sanitation. by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      Very good transition to the Matrix. I tip my hat to you, good sir.

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  194. If they are going to use the PhotoShop defense... by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

    I hope they change any URLs similar to:

    http://www.melissalincoln.com/main_files/ drunk_marz/IMG_3235.jpg :)

    Time for me to be drunk. Happy New Year!

  195. probably constitutional but with absence of malice by js7a · · Score: 3, Informative
    Laws prohibiting public nudity are frequently ruled unconstitutional as soon as some D.A. tries to enforce them, e.g. this case allowing erotic dancing in Virginia.

    The determination is in the details. Ms. "Lincoln" is charged with a violation of Lincoln Municipal Code Section 9.16.230, which reads:

    9.16.230 Public Nudity; Unlawful.

    (a) It shall be unlawful for a person to, knowingly or intentionally, in a public place or in any place open to the public, appear in a state of nudity.

    (b) 'Nudity' means the showing of the human male or female genitals or pubic area with less than a fully opaque covering, the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering on any part of the areola and nipple, or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.

    (c) This section shall not apply to:
    (1) Any theater, concert hall, art center, museum, or similar establishment which is primarily devoted to the arts or theatrical performances and in which any of the circumstances contained in this section were permitted or allowed as part of such art exhibit or performance;
    (2) Any dressing/changing room or restroom facility open to the public;
    (3) Any person under twelve years of age; or
    (4) Mothers who are breast feeding.

    So, given part (c), she probably doesn't have the selective enforcement hook that the linked Virginia case turned on, other than the male/female topless selectivity thing that worked in Canada last year.

    However, the government, if faced with an unconstitutionality claim, will have to state exactly what the compelling interest of the law is, and almost certainly it will be the same common law opposition to public nudity that is supposed to prevent people from being "shocked and offended." (Or driven mad with lacivious rage, or whatever.)

    Now, for a conviction of a crime of intent (i.e., other than some kind of neglegence), scienter or "malice aforethought" must be proven. The defense in this case will almost certainly be able to prove an absence of malice, unless the procecution can produce a member of the public that observed the conduct depicted in the photographs and swears under penalty of purjury that they were shocked and/or offended. (With those breasts, I'm guessing you'd want a male for shocked and a female for offended.) The prosecution must also prove that the suspect was aware of the witness, or at least of the possibility of the witness's presence. The defense can counter with the likely fact, likely supported by witnesses, that (1) the indoor flashing was for a very brief period of time, and (2) the outdoor flashing was during a private party from which witnesses were being excluded.

    In short, the prosecution has to prove, at the "beyond a reasonable doubt" level, that she was reckless about whether someone would be offended, which is not going to be easy.

  196. Mod parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, a post that is truly deserving of the REDUNDANT moderation! "the parent is just absurd" waa waa, go whine somewhere else dork.

  197. Re:probably constitutional but with absence of mal by Bombcar · · Score: 1

    or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.

    Doesn't that mean it's an arrestable offense to pop wood in public?!?

  198. Obligatory "Police Squad" Reference... by Xaroth · · Score: 1

    "Is this some kind of a bust?"
    "Yes, very impressive, ma'am."

  199. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans have been wearing clothes for hundreds and hundreds of years since we were still running around with sticks and rocks. To say it's unnatural is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. We developed a behavior. That IS natural.

  200. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats wrong?

    just remember the tubgirl

  201. Re:probably constitutional but with absence of mal by js7a · · Score: 1
    Doesn't that mean it's an arrestable offense to pop wood in public?!?

    In order to be arrested, you must "knowingly or intentionally" "show" your woody in a "discernably turgid" state. This gives you a few ways around the charge.

    1. You can claim lack of knowledge and intention. "Your honor, I had no idea I was turgid." I think it is highly unlikely that the prosecution could effectively counter this without spending a whole lot of money, but the jury might not buy it.

    2. You can cover your woody with whatever is handy. Presumably a book or backpack would draw less attention than using your hands alone, which might put you in a different "lewd act" category of trouble.

    3. You can immediatly remove your socks, stuff them down your pants aside your woody, preventing the discernability of your turgidity.

    Otherwise, get a boner, go to jail.

  202. It wouldn't happen in Dallas by erroneus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Dallas, two complaints must be filed to have a ticket issued. This stipulation requires that someone be an active observer and that they be actively offended by the act. This pretty much allows anyone hot-n-sexy to walk down the street nekkid 'cause it ain't likely anyone will be offended... 'cept maybe blimpo women who practice oral sex on cheetos.

    1. Re:It wouldn't happen in Dallas by phorm · · Score: 1

      You might want to take something into consideration:
      a) The parent post is assume that all viewers would be horny males
      b) Would your wife like to see some naked woman walking down the street, regardless of how attractive (particular if she notices your distraction). How about your mother. A conservative grandmother?

    2. Re:It wouldn't happen in Dallas by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I think the larger general public appreciates and even idealizes the female form and generally feels the opposite about men in whatever form.

      This, of course, discounts obese and disgusting forms of whatever sex.

  203. Re:probably constitutional but with absence of mal by Bombcar · · Score: 1

    preventing the discernability of your turgidity.

    Could you claim that Viagra or P3n*1s 3ngorgem3nt spam is illegal, in that it would make your wood discernable? Or is this discrimination against the "big-boned?"

    Otherwise, get a boner, go to jail.

    Sounds like a good .sig! :)

  204. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by pudge · · Score: 1

    When dealing with crazy laws the Judge usually sides with "what is the intent of the law".

    I'd say the intent of this law is to prevent people from seeing naked people in public. Since no one saw her naked in public, she didn't break the spirit of the law.


    Well, if she had been charged with the law I quoted, no, she violated the very spirit of the law. Read it again. It talks about "where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public." Not that it IS viewed. Even IF members of the public did not see it, that she risked being seen is violative of the spirit, and the letter, of the law. It'd be like shooting a gun into the air in public, being charged with illegal use of a firearm, and saying, "well, I didn't hit anybody, so I didn't violate the spirit of the law."

  205. now THIS.. by TSNV · · Score: 0

    is stuff that matters. :D

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  206. What's wrong about nudity? by melted · · Score: 1

    And seeing female breasts in public? And seeing someone's genitals? What's so wrong about this? Why is it worse (legally) than, say, physical assault?

  207. Re:probably constitutional but with absence of mal by pudge · · Score: 2, Informative

    Laws prohibiting public nudity are frequently ruled unconstitutional

    That case was related to public nudity, but in a location clearly marked for the purpose of nudity. That's only tangentially related to the case at hand.

    However, the government, if faced with an unconstitutionality claim, will have to state exactly what the compelling interest of the law is

    That's an interesting fiction. :-) Yes, of course, we often hope that it is such. But in practice, it often isn't. However, I don't see how this would be difficult at all. There have been far more cases upholding nudity laws than striking them down, and the latter are in places like NYC, not Nebraska.

    Now, for a conviction of a crime of intent (i.e., other than some kind of neglegence), scienter or "malice aforethought" must be proven.

    Which will be exceedingly simple. She has appeared nude in public on many occasions, has documented it, and has even advertised it, on her web site. That's an open-and-shut case.

    The defense in this case will almost certainly be able to prove an absence of malice, unless the procecution can produce a member of the public that observed the conduct depicted in the photographs and swears under penalty of purjury that they were shocked and/or offended.

    It seems like you are trying to say that the existence of offense is evidence of intent to be nude in public. But the actual existence of offense isn't relevant in any way, as best I can tell, least of all as evidence of intent. I am not sure where you are going with this, but I am pretty sure it's not helping her case.

    Actually, I think you are getting hung up on "malice." If you mean "malice aforethought" in the sense of premeditation to cause harm to someone, then no, there is absolutely no need for the prosecution to prove this. This statute does not require that sort of malice, let alone premeditation of it. Only intent to be nude in public is necessary for conviction, not intent to harm anyone.

    If we were to follow that route, then any act that did not harm anyone else would be legal. I could -- as noted previously -- shoot a gun in public as much as I wanted to, as long as I didn't hit anyone.

    The defense can counter with the likely fact, likely supported by witnesses, that (1) the indoor flashing was for a very brief period of time, and (2) the outdoor flashing was during a private party from which witnesses were being excluded.

    And neither argument has any legal relevance. The statute makes no exclusions for brevity, and "private party" isn't relevant if the property is public or open to the public. That would only apply if the property is private AND not open to the public.

  208. how about murder? by cyberwave · · Score: 1

    It's not necessary to be caught in the act for murder either. We should be concentrating on the absurd public nudity laws, not the way in which she was caught. Also--the definition of public nudity is much too general.

  209. Lincoln, NE by forgetful · · Score: 1

    Yaa, yaa, and now "Duba" wears a business suit on the carrier deck. 'Pixels are a wonton mistress"

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  210. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by hanzoach · · Score: 1

    Naked woman ?! What happened to you guys ? I thought you like goatse.cx

  211. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by wwwillem · · Score: 1

    Apparently the authorities didn't think this was quite so funny so they sent him another letter containing a picture of some handcuffs.

    Mmmm, I think they thought it funny, but they just raised the bar a little.....

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  212. Who cares about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figured if sex sells, then this would be a heavily trafficked thread, so please you all take some time out to read this: http://xtremepaintballcanada.com/vancouver/forums/ index.php?showtopic=1544&st=0 about a little boy and his fight against cancer. Yeah, I should "Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads.", but mom always said I never followed instructions well. Besides, I think I might get by with it just this one time. -Bill Schroeder Rome, GA. FRUIT LOOPS LIVES!!!

  213. Madonna fought and won by lukior · · Score: 0

    Madonna already fought this battle. It wasn't in Nebraska but I'm sure it would have a chance of winning there as well. Basically, she claimed that men can walk around topless so it is sexist to say women can't. Also in New York the same battle was fought and it is now legal to go on the subway topless.

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    1. Re:Madonna fought and won by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      This is a very good point. Breasts aren't sexual organs. I'm also sure that there are a lot of fatso men with bigger tits than a lot of women.

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  214. UUGH! MY EYES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ouch, ouch, ouch... stepping away from the computer.

  215. Re: The article does not link to Harrington's webs by ReadParse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's a good point, actually. An attempt at scarcasm (and moderated up to 5 as "Funny"), but this is actually the worst thing that can happen to sites in many cases.

    Front-end success was the worst thing that happened to a lot of dot-coms during the boom. A site would decide they wanted traffic so they would put on a cute Super Bowl commercial. Poof! No more site. Too many users, and none get served.

    It's an interesting problem that doesn't apply to most things. TV shows, for example... too many viewers? No such thing. Radio is the same. Magazines, movies. Sure, theaters have only so many seats, but you can always see a movie in the first weekend if you really want to.

    The only thing that comes close is call centers. Have you ever tried to call a radio station during a contest? Pretty hard to get through. So you don't want to advertise the greatest thing since Sliced Bread (tm) and just have one guy answering the phone, or 99% of your customers who have already decided to buy cease to exist.

    I say "front-end" success because a whole lot of dot-coms had sites that didn't kill them, but fulfillment that did. Holy crap! 6,000 order today. It sounds cool, but have you ever tried to stuff and address 6,000 packages in day on your dining room table? And then get them shipped? You could take a week, but in that week you'll get tens of thousands of more orders.

    Oh wait, I'm off topic. OK, I'm done. My point is that lots of traffic is not always a good thing, which is exactly what a slashdotting is all about. One of the most interesting games in this business is the game of figuring out how much traffic you really want, not to little and not too much, and getting your site ready to handle that range of traffic without making it too complicated or too expensive. Whoops, even more offtopic. Gotta go.

    RP

  216. Re:shit traffic by arcanumas · · Score: 1

    He is probably abusing the same system he accuses of "shit traffic" to raise his google rating.

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  217. Remember! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody's going to ticket you for your mare appearing in public naked!
    (but if you try to have sex with her in public, that's a different case...)

  218. God damn... by Worldly+Iconoclast · · Score: 0

    That is one ugly whore. She should be arrested just for being that damned ugly.

  219. Good point, piss-poor argumentation by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I certainly feel people should be able to look at whatever they want in the privacy of their own home, I don't think I'd go as far as to argue that public nudity should be legal - if only because there is a large percentage of the population that I have no desire to see naked.

    The point is voluntarism. You wouldn't want that people could watch other people forced to, or incapable of understanding their acts, such as images of rape or kiddie pr0n. Much in the same way that you don't want people (like you in particular) or people not mature enough, such as minors, to be forced to observe such acts.

    However, in the case of public nudity it's slightly more complicated - it is after all how we are without garments, and it's not a negative "you can not do X" To disallow public nudity is to force people to wear clothes. At which point you have to argue which freedom is more important - the freedom not to wear clothes, or the freedom not to see other people without clothes.

    While I agree - I wouldn't like to see most of the population naked - I find their right to decide over their own body, to be naked if they so please more basic than my right to decide what I want to see. Or even what my future kids someday will see. I admit, I wouldn't want them to see a flasher like this. But a naked guy walking down the street? Acceptable to me.

    That does not extend to events they could reasonably keep private, or where the entire point is do to it in public (like e.g. having public sex), but nudity is not an action - it's rather an absence of an action - to wear clothes. Ask yourself - do you have the right to force everyone around you to wear clothes?

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Good point, piss-poor argumentation by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      At which point you have to argue which freedom is more important - the freedom not to wear clothes, or the freedom not to see other people without clothes.

      Yeah, the latter "right" isn't a right at all. A "right to only see people wearing clothes" is as ridiculous a "right to have all people bow to me as I pass by". Personal rights end at the point where they begin to infringe upon the personal rights of others. Nobody has the "right" to walk around in public without being offended. I could stand on the corner in lincoln, nebraska and preach the gospel of satan to passers-by and, I'm certain, offend the crap out of a whole lot of them. But according to the 1st amendment, nobody can stop me from doing that, but a woman can't lift her shirt?
      Of course, nobody ever said law was totally consistent.

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  220. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by goodie3shoes · · Score: 1

    Why is this newsworthy? She's just another pr0n queen, as her website makes clear. I appologize to the .001% of slashdot readers who are women - yes, I am a pig, I had to look.

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  221. Asshole - porn dialer download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His sig link tried to download a porn dialer on one of the links

    1. Re:Asshole - porn dialer download by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      what link?

    2. Re:Asshole - porn dialer download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then USE MOZILLA, you BLOOMING IDIOT.

  222. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by hal9000 · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's a strange interpretation of your sig.

    "Your right to your body ends where my discriminating tastes begin."

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  223. that is *so* sad by puzzled · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, with a superficial examination we see a woman who is relatively young, physically in pretty good shape, and she is pretty enough, in what looks to me to be a rather vacant sort of way.

    You have to ask how this girl ended up nude on the internet in the first place? This isn't a handful of photos taken to please her boyfriend, its production sleaze. I am guessing that in addition to the three traditional orifices she'll end up dispensing nasal sex as soon as she completes reaming her sinuses out with methamphetamine. Would anyone like to make a bet on this chick being a sexual abuse survivor as well?

    So, she is nice to look at today, but that'll fade quicker than you can say 'drugs made with household cleaner and other junk' three times, and you'll be left with a miserable wreck of a human being with emotional scars that will *never* heal.

    Long term prognosis? Dead before age forty and it won't be glamorous.

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    1. Re:that is *so* sad by metlin · · Score: 1

      Very well said.

      Its almost like everybody wants to be Paris Hilton. Who cares about anything else, all that they want is fame.

      Atleast in Hilton's case she's rich, but females like these seem to be doing it for the money and the fame by losing just about everything - the physical beauty won't last a lifetime but when its gone its gonna hurt a lot. And the emotional scars of once being a public property (literally!) would haunt her forever.

      Bad combo, wrong profession.

      *sigh* I do pity such people.

    2. Re:that is *so* sad by puzzled · · Score: 1

      The United States is a materialistic, spiritual vacuum, and things like MellisaLincoln.com are just one symptom.

      We're focused on youth and beauty but we're an aging country and obesity is one of our biggest health problems. We have everything we want and very little of what we need.

      If you take the time to look through those pictures of naked women on the internet you'll find that very few of them have genuine smiles and almost none of them are doing things a real woman would do - I see empty, drugged eyes, and poses and clothing that speak of the fantasy of easy availability and no consequences.

      I doubt if anyone would pay for nude photos of the woman I'm dating now, but she is the warmest, sweetest person I've ever known, and I've never seen any photo of someone else's idea of what physical intimacy should be that comes close to the feeling of being near to her.

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    3. Re:that is *so* sad by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      I think all of the above responses make me sick.

      You guys are very quick-to-judge, and think that by a person's look and smile and profession that you can judge them.

      If you're hot, there is nothing wrong with making some money off of it. Please leave america and go to a more puritanical state like Iran, where your value system is more closely inline with your peers.

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    4. Re:that is *so* sad by metlin · · Score: 1

      You're so right, for the most part, yes, the US is materialistic. However I guess thats one of the prices you pay to sustain a pseudo-libertarian system. I say pseudo because in reality, we really do not have all that much freedom.

      And offlate, its become more common and acceptable for people to "make some quick money" or exploit their physical goodlooks. A girl who dresses like a slut to get good guys who can buy thinks for her by sleeping with them is nothing more than a glorified slut, really.

      I know girls who were once wonderful, who now think nothing before getting drunk at discs and sleeping with a few guys every weekend. The worst thing is that I have seen them go the wrong way and lose themselves emotionally. These were the same girls who just a couple of years ago wanted to remain celibate until marriage.

      They lose touch with reality, and all that they are left with are materialistic pleasures to provide for temporary fulfillment. And sadly, one of my ex. girlfriends has just become one them. You cannot even imagine what its like to know someone who was once so different, and who is now what I would call "sleazy" - it hurts on so many levels.

      Clint, you made a point of value systems - its not just a question of values - its a question of what you want from life. If all you want is materialistic needs and materialistic pleasures, that is all you will get. Remember, when you are 40 and aged, you will be left a wreck. No amount of alchohol or partying or sex is going to relieve you of that.

      Character is like virginity, you either have it or you don't. And if you lost it, its gone. And losing respect is something thats so easy, regaining it back is whats tough.

      However, I would like to believe that we're better than that. And that things are not all that bad. However, everytime I switch on the TV or go out on a weekend, I feel my hopes lessening.

      I hope I'm proved wrong.

    5. Re:that is *so* sad by puzzled · · Score: 1



      I am quick to judge - here I see a shallow, poorly considered response.

      Our republic is disintegrating physically, spiritually, and morally - Melissa is just a symptom of it.

      I wouldn't live in Iran but I have to agree with some of their views. They call the U.S. The Great Satan and I think this is correct - they're using Satan in the sense of the Koran - the trivializer, that with no spiritual value, rather than the mighty enemy of God that Christians associate with the word.

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  224. Too late now by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    And she'd have to be a pretty good liar to pull that one off anyway.

    It not a trivial task to make a realistic picture depicting yourself some place you couldn't have been. If you just made a slap together picture the judge would go "fake fake fake fake...real." You lose.

    And anyone with two eyes (even one) and a brain can tell that's a real picture of her. Classic crap (35mm) picture with all the proper shadowing in a poorly lit room.

    She'd be better off being very sorry and take a slap on the wrist plea bargain and not listening to crackpot "lawyers" who think they can play dumb and get away with a crime.

    Ben

  225. Re:probably constitutional but with absence of mal by js7a · · Score: 1

    However, the government, if faced with an unconstitutionality claim, will have to state exactly what the compelling interest of the law is

    That's an interesting fiction. :-) Yes, of course, we often hope that it is such. But in practice, it often isn't

    If the defense challenges the constitutionality of a law, it's the prosecution's burden to show the law is constitutional. That means that unless they can quote a case in which the law was shown constitutional under a similar challenge, that they have to, among other things, state what the compelling government interest in the law is. Often this means simply pulling the legislative record, i.e., the city council minutes, and summarizing what the legislators were considering preventing. If they do find a similar challenge holding the law's constitutionality, that case will state the compelling government interest in the law.

    The "injury" presupposed by the crime of public nudity is almost always "shock" and/or "offense." (Indiana tried to find a way around this, and in doing so outlawed nudity in theatrical performances including even R-rated movies, before the Supreme Court overturned them.)

    The importance of the "compelling government interest" in the law, which is to say its purpose, is because if you have a law forbidding X in order to to prevent Y, then you can't be convicted of X, even if it was knowing and intentional X, if you have taken effective steps to prevent Y. For example, even if your town has a leash law, you don't need a leash on a dog being carted around in a cage.

    I think you are getting hung up on "malice." If you mean "malice aforethought" in the sense of premeditation to cause harm to someone, then no, there is absolutely no need for the prosecution to prove this. This statute does not require that sort of malice, let alone premeditation of it. Only intent to be nude in public is necessary for conviction, not intent to harm anyone.

    The concept that a "moral" crime requires scienter , or mens rea , is an idea "deeply entrenched" in American criminal law [Joshua Dressler, Understanding Criminal Law sec. 10.01 (1987)]. The Supreme Court strongly expressed that notion in the 1952 case of Morisette v. United States [342 U.S. 246]; Justice Jackson wrote:

    The contention that an injury can amount to a crime only when inflicted by intention is no provincial or transient notion. It is as universal and persistent in mature systems of law as belief in the freedom of the human will and a consequent ability and duty of the normal individual to choose between good and evil.

    --Id. at 250.

    If we were to follow that route, then any act that did not harm anyone else would be legal. I could -- as noted previously -- shoot a gun in public as much as I wanted to, as long as I didn't hit anyone.

    No, that would be criminal negligence, reckless endangerment, creation of a hazard, and breach of peace. Whether you hit anyone or not doesn't mean that you didn't put people in danger, either directly because you might accidentally hit someone, or indirectly because they might get hurt while panicing and diving for cover. Convictions for negligence, recklessness, etc., even parking over a time limit, don't require a showing of scienter; crimes involving "moral wrongs" do. So, although the prosecution wouldn't have to show scienter for negligence for conviction, they would and could to convict you of reckless endangerment, creation of a hazard, and breaching the peace.

    The ordinance in this case, which forbids "knowingly or intentionally" being nude in public, explicit

  226. FUCKING CHRISTIAN NEO-CONS !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we have a twit like Bush who believes in this mythology starting a new crusade against the Middle East. All the more reason to vote that bastard out of office in '04

  227. Misspelled. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.melissalincoln.com/main_files/drunk_mar z/IMG_3235.jpg

    That's spelled MARES, not MARZ

  228. Fark you are pathetic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > should do in the privacy of their home
    Great! Send her over.

    Seriously I guess this as close as many slashdot readers will come to sex. Enjoy it boys. It is all downhill from here. Maybe I should sell semen cleaning keyboard solvent for all you poor jerkoffs. "Oh. oh. she has boobs. oh... i've never been so close to a woman as I do to you mellisa. Oh..."

  229. Digital photography and court by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    Digital photographs are sometimes considered inadmissable in court because they're so easy to fake.

    Digital Photos as evidence

    If the digital images taken from the web are presumed to be suspect, than the prosecution would bear the burden to prove the images are authentic and not a Photoshop job.

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  230. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by epiphani · · Score: 1

    There is a very very big difference between a traffic offence and a criminal offence. I'm amazed that this is even being considered. How many girls lift their tops and never get arrested? This is purely because she decided to post them online.

    Plus, I dont see how lifting your top for a quick picture is endangering anyone. I can see how speeding is - or running a red light.

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  231. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    The topic is nudity, the tubgirl is something else altogether. I really fail to see how you find the next logical step to allowing hot chicks to roam nude and free on the streets is having them stick their asses inthe air and squirt liquid shit on the sidewalk.

  232. Defense? by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    what's the statute of limitations?

    she says the picture is one year before that...

    who can argue beyond reasonable doubt without witnesses?

    1. Re:Defense? by Pierce · · Score: 1

      7 years for most crimes.

  233. Legal public nudity example.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if no one saw her? What if only the photographer saw her at that moment? Public nudity example: A woman is wearing no panties under her miniskirt. Bare female genitalia. But no one can see up her dress. Is she nude in public? NO! If I lay on the ground and take an upskirt picutre (with her permission) and post in on the intarweb, is she PUBLICLY NUDE IN THAT BAR? Nope. Case dismissed. Public nudity means the PUBLIC can see you.

  234. Re:probably constitutional but with absence of mal by pudge · · Score: 1

    If the defense challenges the constitutionality of a law, it's the prosecution's burden to show the law is constitutional.

    The defense can make specific challenges of constitutionality, and the prosecution can address those specific points. For example, if someone's right to free speech were abridged, the government would need to show that there is a government interest in that. But that is not at all difficult for public nudity laws, which are far more often upheld and enforced than struck down.

    The "injury" presupposed by the crime of public nudity is almost always "shock" and/or "offense."

    And the injury presupposed by the crime of firing a gun in public is almost always "death" or "maiming." Yet we disallow it even if no such injury occurs, because of the *chance* of such occurrence. We disallow public nudity because you *might* offend people, and you can't know you won't.

    To enforce this law as you would like would be chaos: you could, conceivably, have nude people roaming the streets in broad daylight, and unless you could prove the person knew someone would be offended by it, you couldn't do anything about it. That's ridiculous. The law assumes that someone *might* see you and be offended, not that someone *will* see you, or be offended.

    The concept that a "moral" crime requires scienter , or mens rea , is an idea "deeply entrenched" in American criminal law

    Yes, many laws require knowledge of/intent to commit the act, such as murder, and public nudity. She had such knowledge, clearly, so that's a losing issue.

    No, that would be criminal negligence, reckless endangerment, creation of a hazard, and breach of peace.

    Do you honestly not see the hole you are digging for yourself? How is public nudity not the same? Firing the gun is negligent, endangerment, and hazardous because I *might* do damage. Public nudity is illegal because you *might* offend someone. And breach of peace is even more obvious: if no one feels unpeaceful, is it still a breach of the peace? Should you need to find a witness who felt unpeaceful as a result in order to convict on that count?

    Convictions for negligence, recklessness, etc. ... don't require a showing of scienter

    That is absolutely false. Sorry. Negligence and recklessness presuppose that you are doing something you know you shouldn't, or that you are not doing something you know you should. If I were legally carrying a firearm and a car hit me, and the firearm discharged, that cannot be negligence or recklessness. "negligence" and "recklessness" have no meaning for someone who acts without scienter.

    The ordinance in this case, which forbids "knowingly or intentionally" being nude in public, explicitly references scienter.

    Yes, it specifically says the person must be knowingly nude in public. You really think she didn't know she was nude in public? Come on.

    If the defense can prove that they took adequate precautions to prevent any member of the public from observing the evil nudity, then they are almost certainly off the hook for the literal violation of the law.

    Yes, but only if you read the statute in a way that it isn't written. The statute makes not a single reference to being observed, witnessed, or causing offense. It simply talks about being nude in public, and knowing/intending to be in that state. She was nude in public, and knew it, and intended it. She was literally in violation of the law.

    The only way to get out of it would be to challenge the constitutionality, which is a losing battle in Nebraska. They wouldn't stand for it.

    Going back to the example of the leash law, suppose that there is an ordinance that, "all dogs in any public park must be on a leash." Is your literal interpretation of such a law that it makes no exclusions for porta-kennels?

    I have three dogs, and have lived in several states, and driven

  235. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that is the only picture of her in the bar, then she can beat the rap. She was not nude. She does not meet the definition of being nude if she is wearing clothes and she is wearing clothes.

  236. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by L10N · · Score: 1

    hooray for b00b13s....nice breasticles on dat girl...
    um, pardon me, i see breasts and suddenly I deevolve. My bad.

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  237. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by canadian_right · · Score: 1
    Why? How does nudity harm anyone?

    Locally, some women have been going topless at the local community swimming pool to force the police to arrest them, but after a lengthy legal battle it was determined that if men can go topless, so can women. The local newpaper had a picture of a local man shaking hands with the determined young women (arm doing shaking strategicly placed) and in the back ground is a very happy 12 year old boy. Once the point was made, the young woman reverted to wearing a top.

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  238. Why she was arrested by t0ny · · Score: 1

    Bein' that fine should be a crime. Oh wait, it is!

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  239. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:
    "Casady said it was obvious to him that the photos were taken inside the Marz Intergalactic Shrimp and Martini Bar."



    So what was this loathesome prick of a cop doing looking at the site? Was he doing it on the taxpayer's dime? Will a letter of reprimand be placed in his service record? Has he asked the young lady for a date yet?

  240. Your argument is flawed by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

    You argument is flawed. Sometimes certain conditions make something that would otherwise be viewed as wrong necessary. In these situations they should be allowed to do it. For one example, self-defense. For another, crossing over the centerline in a highway to avoid running over a pedestrian. In fact, they should sometimes be _required_ to do it. To make every mother carry a bottle when leaving the house, or feed the baby in the bathroom, or starve the baby is ridiculous. She should not be punished for doing something so vitally important for another human being.

    I will let you figure out the rest.

  241. Wayback machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give us a link anway. There is a chance it is in the Internet Archive Wayback Machine. So give me a link, so I can check if it is archived.

  242. actually, this application IS unconstitutional by js7a · · Score: 1

    ... if someone's right to free speech were abridged, the government would need to show that there is a government interest in that. But that is not at all difficult for public nudity laws, which are far more often upheld and enforced than struck down

    I'm not so sure about that. Plenty of modern theater contains nudity, even some of which has played in Nebraska, maybe even Lincoln. All you need is one performance of "Hair" or "Oh! Calcutta!" unharrassed by police to show selective prosecution. I used to live in Nebraska, and their community standards are nowhere near, say, rural Tennessee. Scotts Bluff, Nebraska has corner porn+liquor stores and porn cable in their hotels just like everywhere from Chicago to Salt Lake City to Dallas.

    Anyway, a little research shows that the particular application of Lincoln's ordinance in this case is almost certainly unconsitutional, even if the ordinance on its face is not. From Erie v. Pap's A. M. [529 U.S. 277, 289 (2000)]:

    [G]overnment restrictions on public nudity such as the ordinance at issue here should be evaluated under the framework set forth in

    [United States v.] O'Brien [391 U.S. 367 (1968)], for content-neutral restrictions on symbolic speech. That test provides that a government regulation is sufficiently justified if

    (1) it is within the constitutional power of the Government; if

    (2) it furthers an important or substantial governmental interest; if

    (3) the governmental interest is unrelated to the suppression of free expression; and if

    (4) the incidental restriction on alleged First Amendment freedoms is no greater than is essential to the furtherance of that interest.

    O'Brien [391 U.S. at 377].

    When the government prosecutes public nudity for any "compelling interest" against someone nude for the sole purpose of publishing photography, that runs afowl of prong (3), that "the governmental interest must be unrelated to the suppression of free expression." Barnes, [501 U.S. at 570] and prong (4) of O'Brien, especially since in this case there are apparently no complaining or known witnesses unacquainted with the subject, which is to say, those members of the public which the ordinance was designed to "protect."

    So, clearly, the unconstitutionality of the ordinance as applied in this case is a real possibility, while we agree that the the constitutionality of the law on its face is not an issue. Perhaps that poster far above doubting the constitutionality has collected more box-tops for his law degree than you have suspected.

    Negligence and recklessness presuppose that you are doing something you know you shouldn't

    Well, for recklessness you're right, but sober people with clean records who get in nasty fatal automobile accidents are convicted of criminal involuntary manslaughter all the time. I don't think juries confuse slow reflexes, which they are fairly eager to punish, with guilty knowledge. Industrial penny-pinchers who make a considered decision on the wrong side of safety often face criminal negligence charges. They don't know they were doing something wrong until after the fact.

    The statute makes not a single reference to being observed, witnessed, or causing offense. It simply talks about being nude in public, and knowing/intending to be in that state.

    On the contrary, have another look at Lincoln Municipal Code Section 9.16.230: "It shall be unlawful for a person to, knowingly or intentionally, in a public place or in any place open to the public, appear in a state of nudity.

    The law does not forbid simply being nude (e.g., as one might change clothes in a secluded yet public spot), but actually requir

    1. Re:actually, this application IS unconstitutional by pudge · · Score: 1
      I'm not so sure about that. Plenty of modern theater contains nudity, even some of which has played in Nebraska, maybe even Lincoln.

      You misunderstand my intent: I was referring to the situation at hand, not a theater performance. Flashing someone in a bar has significantly less social/artistic value than does theater.

      Anyway, a little research shows that the particular application of Lincoln's ordinance in this case is almost certainly unconsitutional, even if the ordinance on its face is not. From Erie v. Pap's A. M. [529 U.S. 277, 289 (2000)]:

      I've seen this opinion, and I interpret it as supporting my view, not yours. :-)

      When the government prosecutes public nudity for any "compelling interest" against someone nude for the sole purpose of publishing photography, that runs afowl of prong (3)

      Read the opinion again. The law does not discriminate types of nudity, and the justices were very clear that the government's selective prosecution does not invalidate other prosecutions:

      That the city made no effort to enforce the ordinance against a [theater] production of Equus involving nudity that was being staged in Erie at the time the ordinance became effective does not render the ordinance discriminatory on its face. The assertion of the city's counsel in the trial court that the ordinance would not cover theatrical productions to the extent their expressive activity rose to a higher level of protected expression simply meant that the ordinance would not be enforceable against such productions if the Constitution forbade it. That limitation does not cause the ordinance to be not generally applicable, in the relevant sense of being targeted against expressive conduct.

      As to prong 4 of O'Brien, the whole point here is that there is no significant burden placed on the First Amendment rights of the defendant, just like the court ruled the dancers in the bar in Erie had no significant First Amendment rights being abridged.

      Also interesting -- to me -- is the concurring opinion of Scalia and Thomas that says basically what I said earlier: that you don't NEED a compelling government interest for such a law, because the law is regarding an act, not expression. Expression can certainly be a defense of the act (which is why the Equus production was not prosecuted), but the government doesn't

      Erie self-consciously modeled its ordinance on the public nudity statute upheld in Barnes v. Glen Theatre, Inc., 501 U. S. 560, calculating (one would have supposed reasonably) that the Pennsylvania courts would consider themselves bound by this Court's judgment on a question of federal constitutional law. That statute was constitutional not because it survived some lower level of First Amendment scrutiny, but because, as a general law regulating conduct and not specifically directed at expression, it was not subject to First Amendment scrutiny at all. Id., at 572 (SCALIA, J., concurring in judgment).

      You go, Scalia! :-)

      especially since in this case there are apparently no complaining or known witnesses unacquainted with the subject, which is to say, those members of the public which the ordinance was designed to "protect."

      Again, you return to this fiction of a requirement for witnesses that were to be offended. There is no such thing in the statute or in the Constitution, or even in O'Brien. You say that since no one was witness to it, the infringement is greater than the government's interest, but the government's interest is that someone *might* see it because it is in public. If she were out in the woods where the defendant had put up borders to make sure no one could see, well, then she may have a defense, because in this case the area would not be open to the public. But a bar during business hours, with no such protections? No.

      It might be the realm of Zen koans to determine

    2. Re:actually, this application IS unconstitutional by js7a · · Score: 1
      Flashing someone in a bar has significantly less social/artistic value than does theater.

      That's a matter of purely subjective opinion, and in fact an opinion of "social/artistic" content, not a standard of conduct. The law is not allowed to regulate the content of a theater performance or photo shoot, based on anyone's opinion of what is or is not more artistic.

      ... The assertion of the city's counsel in the trial court that the ordinance would not cover theatrical productions to the extent their expressive activity rose to a higher level of protected expression simply meant that the ordinance would not be enforceable against such productions if the Constitution forbade it....

      My point exactly -- the purpose of the public nudity was to publish photography, which is a protected form of first amendment exression. If she was just flashing people to get their phone numbers or something, she could claim no such protections.

      no significant burden placed on the First Amendment rights of the defendant, just like the court ruled the dancers in the bar in Erie had no significant First Amendment rights

      It's not like that at all; the dancers in Erie were nude not for the purposes of publishing, but performance, which is much further from protected expression than publishing.

      This distinction is tremendously important. One might consider visiting a prostitute to be a form of entertainment, but as such it doesn't enjoy any kind of first amendment protections. Put a camera in the room and that all changes. According to the California Supreme Court, "[E]ven if Defendant's conduct could somehow be found to come within the definition of 'prostitution' literally, the application of the pandering statute to the hiring of actors to perform in the production of a non-obscene motion picture would impinge unconstitutionally on First Amendment values." An appeal of that decision to the United States Supreme Court was denied review.

      the government's interest is that someone *might* see it because it is in public

      And that interest has to be balanced against the suspect's protected right to create photographs of her body in any environment for publication, by a judge and/or jury, not us.

    3. Re:actually, this application IS unconstitutional by pudge · · Score: 1

      The law is not allowed to regulate the content of a theater performance or photo shoot, based on anyone's opinion of what is or is not more artistic.

      If this were true, the Supreme Court would have ruled in favor of the nude dancers.

      My point exactly -- the purpose of the public nudity was to publish photography, which is a protected form of first amendment exression.

      So is dancing. Sorry, you're not strengthening your case here.

      It's not like that at all; the dancers in Erie were nude not for the purposes of publishing, but performance, which is much further from protected expression than publishing.

      First, that simply isn't true. Both have the same Constitutional protections. I'm amazed you're asserting they do not. Second, are you already forgetting that it was assumed the performance of Equus would have First Amendment protections, while the performance of the dancers, it was ruled, did not? If mere performance isn't as well-protected, why is it assumed Equus would have successfully defended itself from prosecution?

      As to your California citation ... that's a completely different issue. There, they were discussing whether sex scenes in a movie constituted prostitution. That's not related in any way to this case. First, the crime at hand is simply being nude in public, not having any specific intent in the act beyond that; prostitution statutes don't prohibit sexual intercourse, they prohibit the sale of sexual intercourse. Second, and more importantly, you misconstrue the case as distinguishing publication from non-publication, when in fact, it is distinguishing artistic performance of the act, from the actual act. It does specifically mention motion pictures, but there's no reason to think that it was specifying publication as being especially exempt, instead of merely stating the fact that they were for a motion picture, which is one of many categories of protected expression.

    4. Re:actually, this application IS unconstitutional by js7a · · Score: 1
      ... the Supreme Court would have ruled in favor of the nude dancers.

      They didn't rule against the erotic dancing, the protected expression, just the complete nudity, requiring pasties and g-strings as the minimum infringement necessary to promote the compelling government interest, which in Erie was given as the prevention of public urination. This is where I think the Court just drops all but the pretense of legal reasoning and says whatever they want. After all, presumably the Erie dancers had access to a restroom, so the compelling interest of keeping them from urinating on stage isn't any more infringed by nudity than g-strings, even if the're hoplessly incontinent.

      But anyway, that's why several messages ago I pointed out that the legislator's intent is so important in these cases.

      The point can be made that the demand to publish pictures of women with pasties and g-strings is nothing like the market for pictures of fully nude women. So, outlawing public nudity entirely is more than the minimum amount possible to uphold whatever the compelling interest is, given that the alternative is to allow full nudity when steps are taken to prevent members of the public from viewing the appearance of nudity.

      By the way, I wonder whether a T-shirt with printed breasts depicted would count as "appearing nude" without actually being nude. Not that that has any bearing.

      [Publishing and performance] have the same Constitutional protections.

      Well, I guess you're playing devil's advocate. If that were true, the Court would have ruled in favor of the nude dancers, since publishing videotapes of such dancing is clearly protected in the same jursidiction.

      We cannot accept the view that an apparently limitless variety of conduct can be labeled "speech" whenever the person engaging in the conduct intends thereby to express an idea.
      [391 U.S. 367, 377]

      Whatever you think of the pertinence of the California porn movie case, the fact remains that paying someone for sex is illegal unless that sex is being photographed, because of the first amendment protections involved.

      Similarly, I think it's very likely that where being nude in public is illegal, if there's a camara involved and resonable precautions of the compelling government interest of the ordinance, then that becomes a protected expression.

    5. Re:actually, this application IS unconstitutional by pudge · · Score: 1

      This is where I think the Court just drops all but the pretense of legal reasoning and says whatever they want.

      When the Court ruins your argument, you claim they are nutty. Sorry, but you're the one who introduced Erie. :-)

      So, outlawing public nudity entirely is more than the minimum amount possible to uphold whatever the compelling interest is

      As Scalia said, they do not need a compelling interest, as the law is not related to expression.

      Granted, this was not the majority opinion, but merely a concurring one; but it's the position I like, and if you disagree, well, take it up with him. ;-)

      Well, I guess you're playing devil's advocate.

      Uh, no.

      If that were true, the Court would have ruled in favor of the nude dancers, since publishing videotapes of such dancing is clearly protected in the same jursidiction.

      Sorry? The law had nothing to do with the existence or sale of nudity, it had to do with the public display of it. I think you're getting lost way out in left field here.

      the fact remains that paying someone for sex is illegal unless that sex is being photographed, because of the first amendment protections involved

      You are making an unwarranted assumption. The case you cited says nothing about the exception being for photography. The clear implication is that it is an exception for the sake of performance/art/expression, regardless of the form of that expression.

      You really are just imagining a special exception for publishing. It doesn't exist.

    6. Re:actually, this application IS unconstitutional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " ... as a general law regulating conduct and not specifically directed at expression, it was not subject to First Amendment scrutiny at all. Id., at 572 (SCALIA, J., concurring in judgment).

      You go, Scalia! :-)"

      Thanks for making perfect sense by presenting a Justice who makes perfect sense.

      Scalia is the best!

      Exactly what "speech" or idea is stopped when you forbid the public display of genitalia at sex businesses? It's an utter fiction to pretend that the First Amendment has much to do with the smut business or engaging in public and/or commercial nudity/sex. They have nothing to do with the freedom of SPEECH.

  243. Re:shit traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably not since Google does not, afaik, index Slashdot threads (Disallow in http://slashdot.org/robots.txt).

  244. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by arose · · Score: 1
    "where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public."
    On a website for example?
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  245. Re:FACT: the average person is ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing is the average women or man is not attractive and certainly not fit. So it is good people wear clothes, or else you would not be able to make social contact with other humans without being disgusted and repulsed. I concur with the person you are responding to, it is very good there is not much nudity.

    With that being said, I have no trouble with attractive women being nude! I am a guy, but I must say if I see a naked pic of another man on the net and he is fat with disgusting rolls, it repulses me, but a picture of a more attractive man does not repulse me, yet it does not turn me on either. This I can admit, without fear of being called gay, as coward with no name.

  246. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, you got a "+1 interesting" rating. Somewhere there is a moderator saying to himself "oh! That's a good idea!"

  247. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    I wasn't saying that wearing clothes is unnatural, i was saying that the opinion that not wearing clothes is perverted, is unnatural an sick.

    See the difference?

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  248. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by jbordall · · Score: 2, Informative

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  249. MEMBERS AREA USERNAME/PASSWORD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  250. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice one, but in general, not a good argument.

    Some years back, round about the time that VCRs had come down to consumer pricing, Switzerland changed its laws about pr0n to reflect what was already the de facto practice: over a fairly wide range, if the materials are produced and traded discretely by consenting adults, and the activities depicted involve only consenting adults in reasonable privacy, then it isn't the business of law enforcement to involve itself. (Go outside the limits and you can expect the book to be thrown at you if you're caught - not a bad way of regulating the Dreck.)

    A few months later, some people were convicted under the new law. Nothing particularly objectionable about the material itself. They'd worked out - correctly - that the first legal pr0n video 'made in Switzerland' would have a certain novelty value that would boost sales, and so they constructed a sort of travelogue of some well-known Swiss locations with the addition of some goodlooking young couples er, enjoying each others' company in the foregrounds. The scene that did for the video was apparently the one in a springtime alpine meadow, flowers in the grass, trees coming into leaf, the Matterhorn in the background....

    Difficult to argue that it hadn't been filmed 'in a public place'.

  251. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

    "in a public place and where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public"
    So if the bar was closed and the door was locked, she could reasonably expect no one to walk in on her, and thus the bar wasn't a public place at the time. (I hope the photographer doesn't count as "public", that would mean problems any time anyone sees anyone naked)

  252. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, it's gotta be true, cuz it's on the Internet...

    Just because one guy claims to have two first-person accounts doesn't mean it's true. Don't be so gullible.

  253. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...and the problem is what?
    ... and the problem with him saying that is what?

    ... and the problem with him saying "...and the problem with him saying that is what?" is what?

    Recursive: see recursive

  254. Ew.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, she's grotesquely ugly.

    Why do the few idiots that guide pop culture think men find women like this attractive?

  255. box of computer software by dolo666 · · Score: 1

    Photoshop comes in boxes? I thought it came over kazaa...

  256. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she IS cute, but I read she's gay

  257. Nudity bad... ummkay by bobKali · · Score: 1

    If God had intended us to go around naked, we would've been born that way, dammit!

  258. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by phiwum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot traffic is the kind that knows how to get it for FREE...

    Where, sadly, "it" refers to pornography. Not quite the most desirable know-how.

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  259. One possible flaw in the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The crime has to take place in public - meaning, when the bar was open. But they don't have the date or time when the pictures were taken, do they?

  260. 2 Problems by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    1 - If there was noone to witness it, then it wasnt legally 'public'.

    2 - who is to prove it wasnt faked, its REAL EASY to fake something like that these days.

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  261. Re:shit traffic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah?

    You know wrong.

  262. Fuck you. by Gendou · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fuck you.

    1. Re:Fuck you. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      -1: Rude :)

      Seriously, though, naked teenagers is just a wee bit on the creepy side!

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    2. Re:Fuck you. by Gendou · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      -2: Sexually-Repressed Puritan

      Seriously, though, you're a sexually-repressed puritan and you're missing out on the finest that life has to offer. Have fun with your wrinkly old hags.

    3. Re:Fuck you. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Underaged girls are the finest life has to offer?

      I'm no sexually repressed puritan (indeed, I'd have no problem with legal public nudity), but I draw the line at sexualizing girls under the age of consent.

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  263. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found one Nebraska public decency law, for example, that says "in a public place and where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public". Whether or not someone saw anything is irrelevant, in this law: it only matters whether the act might reasonably be expected to be seen by members of the public.

    So if they surveyed the area and determined there was nobody around to see them then they could reasonably expect not to be viewed by members of the public.

  264. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Creep73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What will they do next? Arrest anyone who has kids, because they have obviously had sex?
    If you aren't covered in dirt there, you have obviously had a bath or shower, and were therefore naked, so you might be arrested.

    The point isn't that she was naked. The point is she was naked in public so your example doesn't really apply.
    Sexuality is a private issue. If you are proud of your body and want to walk around naked stay within your home. Whatever you bring into the public becomes the publics responsibility. This public made laws that made public nudity illegal. Most people in this country would agree with this law.

    A lot of chicks flash their tits at bars if the DJ plays Itty Bitty Titties, and show snatch if the DJ plays Pussy Control. They don't get busted

    It is fallacious to think just because something has become commonplace it is now ok. The law is clear and it should be enforced or removed. Most people would vote to have this law enforced rather than removed.

    Some may feel that laws they do not agree with should be circumvented or ignored but those who would break any law could use that same argument. Crimes such as rape, murder, and incest are also committed by people who do not believe they should be held accountable. What makes these laws different?

    Maybe we should only enforce those laws that harm people but who is to define what harm is, the victim or the attacker? A rapist doesn't always feel he is harming his victim. Some actually believe they are helping that person. Giving them what they really want. A murderer many times will rationalize what they have done. If the victim is to define what harm is then what prevents me from saying that it harms to see a nude women in public. Some people still value purity and I do not wish to see nude people in public places. I view it as an attack on my emotional sensibility. Should that be the way of things?

    Perhaps we can only enforce physical harm. But that would leave out threats and many forms of emotional abuse. I know you just want to be a hypocrite about our legal system and encourage its downward spiral into irrelevance.

    Most people in this nation still feel clothing are a necessity in public and at this time it is the law. If you dislike this law please feel free to lobby for its removal but at this time it is the law and should be enforced.

    Lastly, the human body is wonderful and I respect it and it's creator (and I am not talking about the surgeon). The viewing of ones body is an intimate thing that shouldn't be taken for granted. We should respect those who value purity.

    Happy New Year!

  265. Re:Not "public" nudity if nobody saw her at the ti by pudge · · Score: 1

    So if the bar was closed and the door was locked, she could reasonably expect no one to walk in on her, and thus the bar wasn't a public place at the time.

    Correct. However, in this case, she'd have been guilty of trespassing. :-)

  266. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by danila · · Score: 1

    there is a large percentage of the population that I have no desire to see naked.

    I don't like seeing disabled people with serious deformities. I don't like seeing dribbling cretins and idiots. I don't like seeing gays and transvestits. I don't like seeing blacks and christians. I want a law to prohibit all these people from walking in public places during the day. And while we are at it, how about a law banning Jews from sidewalks?

    On a more serious note, while I might find you and your beliefs disgusting, I would fight for your rights blah-blah-blah. And I believe that the chance to see every once in a while a beautiful girl fully naked in public would more than compensate for watching the ugliest members of our species. :)

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  267. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show up in a car that costs as much as a house and I bet her turn-ons are surprisingly flexible.

  268. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    she looks like a slut.

    slut: a woman with the morals of a man

  269. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by shfted! · · Score: 1

    Just because it's on CNN doesn't mean it's true either.

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  270. Christmas and cancer (Was: Who cares ..) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very touching story! I will forgive you that it seems kinda countertopic. ;)

  271. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --I have to agree with you there. To me, she's not even that attractive - her face looks old, and she generally comes across as hard-done-by, not quite the sort that you'd like to take home and meet the P's. IRL I bet she has a whole TRUNKFUL of "baggage."

    --Her front page log even mentioned her getting severely drunk and flashing random guys out of a car. Not exactly GF material, and (for me) not worth looking at.

  272. P.S. (on-topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't matter what you say because you're a stupid turd without a clue of how to argue intelligently.

    In other words, Fuck Off And Die.

    K? Plz fx, thx!

  273. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Creep73 · · Score: 1

    And by yours those who feel child incest and rape should be legal have the duty to rape and abuse little children. Do you support the rape of little children?

    We have no duty to obey unjust laws

    It is easy for a "Coward" to say such but it is much more difficult to define such. I gave you a list of logical considerations about how we could make legal judgments. You say that we have no duty to obey unjust laws however you fail to define what an unjust law is.

    Let's put a little more thought into this people. If you want to argue against my position at least do so intelligently. Don't just label something as a fundamental human right and pawn it off as truth.

    Wearing cloths is NOT a fundamental human right. I would be amazed if you could point out the foundation to that fundamental human right. The problem with rights is that everyone thinks they have more fundamental ones than they really do. I would be surprised if you could define the difference between fundamental human right and a non-fundamental right.

    If you like clothes, feel free to wear them. But you have no right to tell someone else that they have to.

    Your killin me here hahaha. Umm yes I do have that right. The government has given me that right by making laws.

    What you are saying is that some objective human right exists somewhere that states that all people have the right not to wear cloths in public if they wish. That is simply ludicrous. What star is that written on? Government grants rights my friend. The only other granter of rights would be God and He made the first clothing and did so for a purpose.

  274. Additional citations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  275. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Creep73 · · Score: 1

    When I say "Wearing cloths is NOT a fundamental human right" I mean the the act of "not" wearing cloths is NOT a fundamental human right. Thanks,

  276. Won't someone protect the children! - The Simpsons by Aens · · Score: 1

    Actually I find that american culture tries too hard to keep thier children "innocent". They do this by "protecting" them from the harmless truth. And what purpose does it serve? Maybe pornography will keep some of those hormones back at home, and out of school. There is more good then bad in porn.

    1. The actresses make money to support them.
    2. Look at other countries and how they deal with porn, and how many rapes they have. I dont think that a sex open society is going to have as many rapes as one that isnt.
    3. Its good clean fun. Admit it, we all know you like porn, dont deny. and if you do deny(and your a man) then likelyhood is that your a liar.

    Besides shouldnt we be more busy protecting our kids from voilence than from porn. Whats worse, having sex, or killing people. I would like to have any person prove to me why pornography is morally wrong, and no "they will become a sexual deviant" bullshit.

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  277. defrag by moncyb · · Score: 1

    Many modern operating systems use filesystems which are designed to prevent fragmentation in the first place. Try doing a search for ext2 (or ufs) and defrag.

  278. Surely this is a simple case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Defence attorney simply ...

    - Requests jury trial
    - Gets a pic of a nude male body
    - Gets a pic of the head of the judge
    - Create picture of nude judge (or Bill Gates/Elvis Presley/etc) in illegal location in Lincoln
    - Show to jury and say "See, its easy to create fake photographs"
    - Say that the client created the nude pictures in her home, and photoshopped them to make them look more daring for her site
    - Watch and laugh as the prosecution tries to remove any element of reasonable doubt

  279. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially a web site with so many images on the front page... anyone get a byte total on that pig of a page?

    Firebird 0.7 wasn't much help, other then telling me it was 50Kb (wow!) of HTML code.

  280. That is why in civilized countries... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... nakedness is not penalized anymore.

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  281. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    And by yours those who feel child incest and rape should be legal have the duty to rape and abuse little children. Do you support the rape of little children?
    Wow. The guy says that the right not to wear clothes is fundamental, and you ask if he's also supporting non-consensual incest and rape.

    You're not John Ashcroft are you?

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  282. Okay. by Gendou · · Score: 1

    Be a mysogynist if you want, but keep in mind that people like you will be first against the wall when the Patriarchy falls.

    1. Re:Okay. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      *I'm* a mysogynist??? I'm about as pro-women as a man can get.

      My question is, how is being against the sexualization of young girls mysogynist? I'd be against the sexualization of young boys too!

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    2. Re:Okay. by Gendou · · Score: 1

      Everybody should be required to read this book. I admit I bought it solely because of the title, thinking it would be good wanking material. In terms of wanking potential, it would up being rather sub-par, but as social critique is was fucking superlative.

      Some bits just from the first chapter...

      It leaves out the ways in which girls are under systematic pressure not to feel, know, or act on their sexual desire. It covers up both our consistent refusal to offer girls any guideance for acknowledging, negotiating, and integrating their own sexual desire... The Religious Institute on Sexual Morality, Justice, and Healing, a network of over two thousand relgious leaders from over twenty-five denominations, in its 2001 declaration recognizes "sexuality as central to our humanity and as integral to our spirituality." Sexuality is so often thought of only in negative terms, so frequently clustered with problem behaviors such as smoking and drinking, in our minds as well as in our research, that it is easy to forget that while we are not supposed to become smokers or drinkers in adolescence, we are supposed to develop a mature sense of ourselves as sexual beings by the time we have reached adulthood. Without a clear or sanctioned path, developing this sense is even harder for girls...

      How far our conceptions of male and female adolescent sexuality diverges came into startling focus one night at a dinner party I attended with some friends who have teenage children. A man I had not met before began bragging about how his teenage son showed every sign of being a "ladies' man"... His pleasure that his son was a heartbreaker was evident. Later in the evening, the same man spoke about his fifteen-year-old daughter. A different picture of the terrain of adolescent sexuality came to the fore. On the one hand, he was clearly proud that his daughter was considered and attractive and desirable date by her male peers; on the other, he was uncomfortable when she actually went out with them. While he understood that she wanted to have a boyfriend, which he ascribed to her desire to be like her friends, he preferred that she bring boys home rather than be out with them...

      To wit, in 1998, a film entitled Coming Soon, about white, middle-class, heterosexual adolescent girls who seek to have sexual experiences on their own terms, was shown only at film festivals... because no distributor would pick it up... We remain distrubed when forced to face the possibility that girls, too, might be engaged in a process of sexual maturation that involved more than developing breasts and getting their periods...

    3. Re:Okay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for advancing the homosexualist-NAMBLA-pedophile conspiratorial agenda to sexualize the kids! Your plot to creep out even the hormone-driven sex-deprived geeks is succeeding! Try a bit harder and even Michael Jackson will get a sympathetic jury!

      And thanks also for the F-word, as if there is a shortage of being rude and we need more of it.

  283. You didn't make it any clearer. by khasim · · Score: 1

    How can I abuse a right?

    1. Re:You didn't make it any clearer. by Tukla · · Score: 1

      Slander comes to mind.

  284. Legal positivism is the law. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I posted a very clear definition of it.

    And you are incorrect in saying that Legal positivism is the scientific method applied to law.

    "It also conveniently ignores the entire concept of human rights. Why would anyone but tyrants want to promote that interpretation?"

    Nice statement, but you do not provide any support for it.

    Then you go on to agree with me that it sounds exactly like our current legal system.

    Therefore, the US is a tyranny?

    If that were so, then this site would be shut down because you posted that here.

    The US is not a tyranny, therefore your statement about legal positivism is incorrect.

    "What do you think judges are for, decoration?"

    Okay, so I see that your political education has been somewhat lacking.

    The cops are not the judges and the judges are not the cops.

    Neither the cops nor the judges write the laws.

    So, you exercise what you think is your "right" and the cop (on branch) tickets you for violating a law. The judge upholds that ticket. Therefore, all three branches are in agreement that you do NOT have that right.

    The people who wrote that law are citizens.
    The cops are citizens.
    The judges are citizens.
    So it seems that the citizens do NOT believe you have that right.

    But you do.

    In 99% of the cases, someone who believes something that the rest of society does not believe is termed "delusional".

  285. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Creep73 · · Score: 1

    Try reading the entire thread please.

    He was trying to make the argument that it is our duty to disobey an unjust law however he failed to define what an unjust law was. A rapist may trully feel that rape laws are unjust. Under this same thought is it his duty to rape people because he feels the rape laws are unjust?

    Who defines what is just and unjust?
    Do you?
    Does the rapist?
    Does the government?
    Who?
    You just pop into the thread and make a little comment without trying to understand my point.

    You seem to want to defend the fundamental right to "not" wear clothing so please explain the basis for this right. Where does this right come from? What makes it fundamental?

    To be honest I didn't get your Ashcroft jab though I don't pay much attention to the actions of Ashcroft so.
    I hope it entertained those that know him better.

  286. I have a right to slander? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Pray tell what right does slander evolve from?

    1. Re:I have a right to slander? by Tukla · · Score: 1

      It's an abuse of the right to free speech.

    2. Re:I have a right to slander? by khasim · · Score: 1

      How is that so?

      Or do you take "Freedom of Speech" to mean that I can say things that are not true?

      For example, yelling "fire" in a crowded theatre when there is not a fire.

      Ooooh, it seems that "Freedom of Speech" doesn't apply to lies. So telling a lie (as in slander) does not come under "Freedom of Speech".

    3. Re:I have a right to slander? by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Or do you take "Freedom of Speech" to mean that I can say things that are not true?

      Yup. Well, it is in the USA. Not in Canada. But in the USA, if you want to say "All jews are faggots" you're more than welcome too (just don't try to do it in my store or home).

      >So telling a lie (as in slander) does not come under "Freedom of Speech".

      If you'll check out the above, it does. As an example of how extreme this freedom of speech right in the USA can be, here's a couple of sites hosted in the USA, one of which runs for president yearly. The other one chosen simply because the man running it was arrested in Canada for "abusing" his right to free speech, and forced to move his opinions to a less oppressive country. Do I agree with either of them?

      HELL NO. But that doesn't give me the right to force them out of my country. Or does it?

      Hope that helps!

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  287. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    Try re-reading his argument. He said that the law against nudity was unjust and people should stand up to unjust laws. So, within the confines of the topic, he was indeed defining an unjust law. Even if he hadn't, the principle of fighting an unjust law is a good one. Saying that unless you define "unjust" you're somehow claiming all laws are unjust is an absurdity.

    For anyone to expand from that that someone who's opposed to anti-nudity laws must thus be against anti-pedophile laws is obnoxious and evil. The two things cannot be lumped together, but you did it. Hyperbole with a little mix of fascism.

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  288. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Creep73 · · Score: 1

    He said that the law against nudity was unjust and people should stand up to unjust laws. So, within the confines of the topic, he was indeed defining an unjust law

    Declaring a law unjust and defining an unjust law are not the same. If I were to say that the law against spitting on the sidewalk was unjust that does not define the reasoning why that law was unjust. I just stated my opinion. I am asking for a definition or reasoning. Instead, people coming out of the woodwork to attack my mannerisms.

    Even if he hadn't, the principle of fighting an unjust law is a good one

    You are just not getting it. I have not once bashed the concept of fighting against an unjust law. I have bashed its use in this case. You and your friends have done nothing to but say that public nudity laws are unjust. You have not shown ANY cogent reasoning as to why it is unjust.

    Saying that unless you define "unjust" you're somehow claiming all laws are unjust is an absurdity.

    I have said nothing of the kind. I have said that just because you say things are unjust doesn't make them unjust. You must qualify what you are saying which you have not done. You must believe that you and your friends here are part of some exclusive club where every subjective thing you say is perceived and accepted as truth.

    Let me ask you this question again.
    Question:
    If a rapist believes that rape laws are unjust is it his duty to rape women in protest of that law?
    Answer:
    No! An unjust law is more than just one mans opinion. Something must qualify a law to be deemed unjust.
    Question:
    What is that qualifier?

    I have asked many questions in order to get you all to think about what you are saying and it just doesn't seem to be working. Arbitrarily calling a law unjust does not give one license to break the law without consequence.

    She broke the law. She should be punished. Deal with it.
    You calling something a fundamental right does not make it so. You calling something unjust does not make it so.

    Think some of this through a little bit.

    I apologize if I come across harshly. I would concede to an intelligent argument against my position if it made more sense than my own position however at least here such an argument cannot be found.

  289. Free access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, view a thumbnail at http://www.melissalincoln.com/main_files/drunk_mar z/thumbs/IMG_3261.jpg
    and then just delete the "thummbs/" in the url and view the full size picture at http://www.melissalincoln.com/main_files/drunk_mar z/IMG_3261.jpg

    Those are some talented webdev skills

  290. It's all fun and games... by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

    Until its your bar that loses it's liquor license.

  291. Re:here's the link to her site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was modded +4 Insightful (consisting +1 funny and +1 insightful with a karma bonus) then in the space of 30 mins (the interval reloading) it went from +4 to +1.

    Fishy.

  292. Incorrect. by khasim · · Score: 1

    In the US, certain rights are stated to be inherent. That does not mean that the exist outside of the legal system of the US.

    What rights do you believe the government will NOT infringe upon?

  293. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by scott_davey · · Score: 1
    Public nudity sounds cool until it's an overweight 60-year-old pedophile standing behind me in line somewhere, or sitting next to me in a restaurant.
    Easy. I propose a new law that allows sex-bombs to be nude, but prohibits all others.
  294. I'll make this simple for you. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Is slander a crime?

    Yes - then Freedom of Speech does not mean what you say it means because it cannot be a crime if it is a right.

    No - then you live in a fantasy world.

    Posting about how someone in Canada was restricted from saying something in Canada really doesn't matter. Nor is posting some Nazi site. Newsflash for you, it is 2004, not 2025 like on their front page.

    If I say "all Jews are faggots", you can, legally, sue me for libel or slander.

    1. Re:I'll make this simple for you. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >If I say "all Jews are faggots", you can, legally, sue me for libel or slander.

      I'll believe that when I see it. You can't sue for libel or slander unless you are *specifically* named. By specific, it needs to be more exact than a race. That's why Canada has a "hate crimes" law (not that I agree with it). The man wasn't charged with slander or libel or anything like that. He was charged under the Canadian Criminal Code for "Hate Propaganda" (yes, it's labelled that). If you'd like I'll show you the actual law. Awww hell, here it is.

      If that were true, there'd be a lot more KKK going to jail than now. I am sure I can find you books even with this printed in them, and not just examples of examples of hate, but REAL HATE BOOKS. You know, like Mein Kampf, except with a living author. It isn't hard.

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  295. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Tassach · · Score: 1
    A lot of chicks flash their tits at bars
    I must be going to the wrong bars.
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  296. Oh, you need "proof", too? by benjamindees · · Score: 1
    From the site where you got your definition:

    As an historical matter, positivism arose in opposition to classical natural law theory, according to which there are necessary moral constraints on the content of law. The word 'positivism' was probably first used to draw attention to the idea that law is "positive" or "posited," as opposed to being "natural" in the sense of being derived from natural law or morality.

    I think this is exactly what I have said. Those "moral constraints" referred to are called "natural rights". That law is "posited" basically means that powerful people tell less powerful people what to do. We'll leave it to posterity to decide whose "political education" is lacking in this case.

    BTW, did you happen to *read* any of that page you quoted about legal positivism? It mostly just discredits the idea.

    The judge upholds that ticket. No judge has yet spoken on this matter. Regardless, he would be derelict to ignore either the rights of the defendant or the lack of a victim, as you have. Besides, you still haven't given any indication that you have a *clue* what judges do, other than "uphold ticket(s)". Here's an explanation, also from the source *you* quoted:

    Austin's view [positivism] is difficult to reconcile with constitutional law in the United States. Courts regard the procedural and substantive provisions of the constitution as constraints on legal validity. The Supreme Court has held, for example, that "an unconstitutional act is not a law; it confers no rights; it imposes no duties; it is, in legal contemplation, as inoperative as though it had never been passed." (Norton v. Shelby County, 118 U.S. 425 (1886)). Moreover, these constraints purport to be legal constraints: the Supremacy Clause of Article VI of the Constitution states that "[t]his Constitution ... shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby."

    So, since the Supreme Court says that an unconstitutional law isn't really a law, and the Constitution says that rights are retained by the people, do you think *maybe* that judges should, oh I don't fucking know, take that under consideration? Or are you still holding onto the idea that rights are defined by the legislature and laws are merely "upheld" by judges? (If so, might I suggest that you move *back* to the motherland.)

    I see now that the construction used in my last post was unclear. I never meant to say that legal positivism was the scientific method. I said that *logical* positivism was basically the scientific method. What I meant to get across was that both the scientific method and legal positivism were derived from *logical* positivism, as both took their preference of observation over contemplation from it. Here is a relation of positivism to the scientific method:

    [Positivism] is a position that holds that the goal of knowledge is simply to describe the phenomena that we experience. The purpose of science is simply to stick to what we can observe and measure. ... The positivist believed in empiricism -- the idea that observation and measurement was the core of the scientific endeavor.

    Compare that with this description of legal positivism from here:

    'The existence of law is one thing; its merit and demerit another. Whether it be or be not is one enquiry; whether it be or be not conformable to an assumed standard, is a different enquiry.' (1832, p. 157) The positivist thesis does not say that law's merits are unintelligible, unimportant, or peripheral to

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  297. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a solution to this. A website similar to HotOrNot would be created and anyone wishing to seek a license to be publicly nude would have a nude picture of themselves posted. The picture would have to be taken by a government agency and a driver's license would have to be provided at the time of the photo as proof of identification. People would vote on the website and if you receive a requisite number of votes you get licensed. Works for me.

  298. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like everybody to know that jbordall (user 620303) is a rock star who puts his music on Kazaa, and has five bisexual girlfriends who like each other, not to mention a 25-foot-long penis.

    YOU RULE, jbordall!

  299. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Once the point was made, the young woman reverted to wearing a top.
    That irritates me. If she didn't want to go topless, than why make the point? I own a shirt that reads "Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." I am not allowed to wear this shirt to school. I don't care, because I have no desire to wear this shirt to school.

    Stupid activist should make up her fucking mind.
  300. Invalid by Loundry · · Score: 1

    But right now, their job is to enforce the law as it is.

    There are simply too many laws for law enforcement to enforce them all. In every community, law enforcement is a selective effort. It's not that the police had to prosecute, they chose to.

    So the original comment stands: law enforcement, when given the choice (and they are), should choose to go after those who would seek to deprive other individuals of life, liberty, and property. In other words, predators.

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  301. So does the US. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Many cities and states in the US have hate crime laws too. Here's one from our nation's capital, Washington DC.
    http://mpdc.dc.gov/info/other/hatecrimes.shtm

    You might want to note the part about "Telephone harassment" and "Use of racial slurs" and "Verbal abuse" in there.

    Again, I really don't care what Canadian law is. This isn't about Canada or Canadians or Canadian law. This is the SECOND time you've tried to use Canada as an example of US law. The next time you do that, I'm going to assume that you are too stupid to understand that Canada is not the US and that you are incapable of rational discussion on this subject.

    You can sue for libel or slander even if it does not specifically address you.

    As for your book example, now you're getting into "Freedom of the Press". That's in the same amendment but it is slightly different.

    The KKK can say things in private meetings that are not allowed to be said in public places.

    Just as, in the original story, the woman can be naked in private, but not in public places.

    1. Re:So does the US. by chihowa · · Score: 1
      I'll bite.

      You can sue for libel or slander even if it does not specifically address you

      There must be a specific victim to sue for libel or slander, and they are not criminal offences but civil. It is not illegal to make false statements. If you do damages to another person in the process of making false statements, though, they may be entitled to compensation. You cannot sue for libel or slander on behalf of another person and expect to collect compensation for it.

      Hate crime laws aside (which I'm not sure I agree with), it is not illegal to say things which may offend other people. It is illegal to harass or assault another person, but to use the grandparent's example, to say that all Jews are faggots is not by itself illegal. It is certainly not a nice thing to say, but unless somebody can show damage resulting from that statement it does no harm (being offended does not and should not constitute damages). Some hate crime laws contradict this, and I think that they are unconstitutional. Freedom of speech except for possibly offensive speech is not freedom of speech.

      The KKK can say things in private meetings that are not allowed to be said in public places.

      Unless the things that they are saying are illegal (inciting violence, harassing or deliberately intimidating people, slandering people), they can say them wherever they please. They cannot cause a nuisance (yelling with a bullhorn), obstruct traffic, or commit any other illegal activities. They can say what they please, as long as it causes no actual damage.

      I do not endorse the KKK or any other hateful group or cause. I do however respect the rights of others... even if I don't agree with them. I'm going to have to agree with a post above. Perhaps you need to review some of your thoughts before you post.

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    2. Re:So does the US. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >The next time you do that, I'm going to assume that you are too stupid to understand that Canada is not the US and that you are incapable of rational discussion on this subject.

      Your inability to realize that contrast and comparison are a valid writing format seriously makes me wonder if YOU are capable of rational discussion.

      >You might want to note the part about "Telephone harassment" and "Use of racial slurs" and "Verbal abuse" in there.

      To quote from your book, "I don't really care what Washinton DC law says". This isn't about individual US cities. It's about the US as an entire country. That includes places like Hawaii and Alaska, and heck, Puerto Rico too.

      Tell me, if I go on speakers corner in the US (in general, not just in a few handpicked territories) [I'm sure there's a US version of that show] and say "All Jews are faggots" *how* are you going to sue? *How*? What for? The other poster has explained you'll need to prove some form of personal financial loss. What loss? How? I'd love to be in that courtroom!

      I've heard people doing this before (the joys of "Voice of America's" more eclectic programming) and they don't go to jail. They don't get sued. At worst they get angry callers and hate mail. At worst.

      If I can get away with that then libel/slander don't cover hate speech in the general sense, do they? Just in the specific sense, such as me saying an untruth like "khasim is a faggot".

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  302. Jiminy... by the+endless · · Score: 1

    Woah.

    This guy has one serious afro.

    Either that or she really needs to think about shaving.

  303. Thanks. by khasim · · Score: 1

    That's right, "Freedom of Speech" does not mean "Freedom to say anything I want to". If it isn't the truth, you can be sued.

    Much appreciated.

    1. Re:Thanks. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Ugh. Why do I even try?

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  304. Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what TGPs are for...

    http://www.thehun.net/

  305. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The will of the majority, IMHO, is more important than extreme right-wing interpretations of the constitution."

    That's funny, but your reasoning is no different from Robert Bork's on the issue!

    Anyway, the right-wing interpretation of the Constitution happens to be based on the interpretation of the people who actually *wrote* the danged Constitution, so it's probably correct!

  306. Re:I don't know if I would support public nudity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "I have a difficult time understanding how it's ok to discriminate against nudity but not ok to discriminate against clothed people with metal stuck through their noses/tongues/eyebrows/etc/all-of-the-above."

    Look at it this way. The law doesnt discriminate against ugliness. It can discriminate against lewdness. It also offends me that there are those stupid chicks who over-pierce their bodies (lips, tongue, nose, etc.) YUCK. UGLY. ... They were formerly cute until they defaced themselves!

    I've had enough waitresses like that I've thought of getting up and walking out of the restaurant. But would it be right to refuse to be served by a chick who was BORN ugly?

  307. Because it is the truth. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You do not have the freedom to say anything you want.

    If you say something and it harms someone and it is FALSE, then you can be sued for it and that person can claim damages.

    If you say something and it harms someone and it is TRUE, then they will not win, even though harm has occured in both cases from you saying something.

    Therefore, the difference is whether it is true or false.

    Now, unless I can be sued for exercising my Constitutional rights (in which case, they are not rights at all), that means that I do not have a right to say things that aren't true.

    Unless you do not understand what the word "right" means in this context?

    1. Re:Because it is the truth. by chihowa · · Score: 1
      Rereading my post, I feel like an arrogant asshole.

      My assertion is that you have the freedom to say anything that you like. You have the constitutionally protected right to say damaging false statements about another person. The wronged person has the government granted privilege to collect compensation from you for being wronged.

      Your right to make damaging statements is not abridged. You can continue to make the same statements and the court can keep finding that you owe the offended party. You are responsible for the consequences of your speech. You have the right to freedom of speech, but not freedom from responsibility for your speech.

      You are free to yell fire in a crowded theater. You will not be arrested for uttering the word 'fire'. You will be arrested for deliberately creating a violent situation (I don't know what the charge is, specifically.

      Using your freedom if speech to cause harm to others is punished because you are causing harm. There is a vast difference between freedom of speech and freedom from responsibility for your speech.

      Oh, and I can't say this enough times: civil suits and criminal trials are very different beasts. Slander isn't illegal, but the slandered party is entitled to compensation. Slandering somebody is not even in the same boat as assaulting them, for instance. Civil vs criminal is a concept that the vast (vocal) majority of Slashdot doesn't grasp. To be sure, most (US) citizens don't either.

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  308. This is not "compare and contrast". by khasim · · Score: 1

    So I do not know why you are bringing this up.

    As for why you don't think a city in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is relevant to a discussion of LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, well, that's your problem then.

    Ooooh, "speakers corner". Your link is Canadian. Why do you have trouble understanding that the US is not Canada?

    "...and say "All Jews are faggots" *how* are you going to sue?"

    You go to the "judge" and you "file" a "lawsuit".

    Is that too complicated for you?

    "*How*?"

    Again, you go to the "judge" and you "file" a "lawsuit".

    "I've heard people doing this before (the joys of "Voice of America's" more eclectic programming) and they don't go to jail."

    Since you seem to have serious trouble differentiating between Canada and the US, I'm not going to accept your claims about what you have heard.

    "If I can get away with that then libel/slander don't cover hate speech in the general sense, do they?"

    Did you read the link to the Washington DC page? Why are you trying to claim that libel/slander covers all of "hate speech"? If you aren't claiming that, then what are you claiming?

    "Just in the specific sense, such as me saying an untruth like "khasim is a faggot"."

    Again, you can't tell the difference between Canada and the US and you don't see why me pointing out that the US has "Hate Crime" laws (with DC as an example) is applicable.

    Now, if I was a faggot, would I have any legal recourse to what you just said?

    No.

    If I was not, then would I have legal recourse?

    Yes.

    Therefore, whether I have legal recourse depends upon whether what you say is true or not.

    Which boils down to you can say anything TRUTHFUL and your Right to Freedom of Speech will protect you.

    But you do NOT have a Right to say something UNTRUE.

    1. Re:This is not "compare and contrast". by Politas · · Score: 1

      Do I not have a right to say "The sky is pink" if I want to?

      The right to free speech has nothing to do with truth. Limitations on the right of free speech are relevant to harm, not truth.

      Otherwise, the government would be able to ban all fiction.

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      Politas

  309. I understand your problem now. by khasim · · Score: 1

    You think that everything that isn't a Right is illegal
    -or-
    That everything that isn't illegal is a Right.

    That's not how the US system works. You have basic Rights and the various city, state, federal governments cannot pass laws that limit those rights.

    But not EVERYTHING is illegal or a Right.

    There are LOTS of activities that are not Rights that are also not illegal.

    I can grow green beans at home, but I cannot grow marijuana. The Constitution does NOT have a list of things I can plant at home and things I cannot.

    My Rights protect me from unconstitutional laws.

    If I had a Right to say untrue things, then I could not be sued for libel or slander because it would be unconstitutional.

    That is why the definitions (as posted by the other person) for libel and slander refer to untrue statements.

    Again, everything is NOT split between Rights and Crimes.

    I did not understand that you did not know that so my examples were difficult for you to understand.

    So, someone saying "Jews are faggots" does NOT have the Right to say that because it is not true.

    He can be subject to various legal actions (because he does not have that Right).

    Which actions depend upon the exact circumstances.

    I can go around saying that the moon is made of green cheese.

    It's obviously untrue.
    I do NOT have a Right to say it.
    But it is NOT illegal in any way.

    There, is THAT clear enough for you?

    Now, when you start saying things about individuals or groups, then it becomes actionable. What actions depend upon the specifics.

    Scenario #1. You read a book where someone said all Jews are faggots. You'd have to prove that you were somehow injured by that.

    Scenario #2. Someone in Times Square starts talking loudly about how all Jews are faggots. The cops will ask him to shut up and if he refuses, he will be arrested.

    Scenario #3. Someone is a home with his friend and he says that all Jews are faggots. Not much you can do there. In fact, you probably won't even be aware that it was even mentioned.

    And so forth.

    Because it is not a Right does NOT mean that it is a crime.

    Because it is NOT a crime does not mean that it is a Right.

    Back to the ORIGINAL story.

    Public nudity is NOT a Right.
    Therefore, laws can be passed against it.
    As happened in that city.
    And she broke that law.

  310. I read that page. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I just don't accept that it "discredits" anything.

    But it does provide a good definition so I used the definition.

    "On a more practical matter, though, are you even *from* the US? From what it sounds like, you've never read the Constitution and your username hints of foreign origin. If so, why should you care about US law and why should anyone else value your opinion of it?"

    Seattle, Washington, USA
    Deal with it.

    "Regardless, he would be derelict to ignore either the rights of the defendant or the lack of a victim, as you have."

    So, if the people elected vote to pass a law, and the cops enforce that law and the judge finds that they were correct in doing so....

    Well, they're just all wrong because YOU know what is "right".

    In 99% of cases such as that, you would be considered delusional.

    Check out the local psychiatric ward. They're filled with people who "know" what is "right" and "know" that everyone else is "wrong".

  311. Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    Sorry, only works for photo radar speeding tickets and photo red light tickets.

    Gotta find Johnny Cochrane to get you off that murder wrap.

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    The purpose of that site was not known.
  312. This is not binary. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Everything is NOT divided into Rights and Crimes.

    Lots of things are not Rights that are not Crimes.

    Saying the sky is pink is one of them. It is not a crime, yet it is not a Right.

    You say that limitations on the right of free speech are relevant to harm.

    Yet libel and slander do not apply if it is the truth.

    So it seems that the limitation is whether it is true or not.

  313. Re:shit traffic by Flingles · · Score: 1

    "By reading this sig you hereby acknowledge that all opinions in this post, whether stated or implied, are correct."

    Damn, I was going to contradict you on that sig.

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  314. Tough Job? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Nebraska Vice Squad: It's the toughest job you'll ever love.

    I don't know about tough, but I'm guessing that for many of the officers checking out these pics, things may have gotten pretty "hard" after awhile.

  315. You are refering to the rule of chain mail bekinis by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The only women who will wear a chain mail bekini in public will be the exact kind of woman you don't want to see in a chaim mail bekini.

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  316. While my position is... by khasim · · Score: 1

    ...that you cannot be at fault for practicing your Rights.

    Which is why some laws have been found to be unconstitutional. Because those laws punish or prevent people from practicing their rights.

    Yes, laws have been found to be unconstitutional. Those laws are then removed.

    I say something that damages someone's rep and it is false, I can be sued.
    Key points:
    I said it.
    It caused damage.
    It was false.

    I say something that damages someone's rep and it is TRUE, I am safe.
    Key points:
    I said it.
    It caused damage.
    It was true.

    The difference is whether it was true or false.

    If I had a Constitutional Right to make false statements, then I could not be sued for making false statements.

    Civil/Criminal, neither matter in this case. If you aren't comfortable with libel and slander, how about perjury? How about fraud?

    Both are CRIMES.

  317. Actually, it is. by Politas · · Score: 1
    You're missing the point.

    Free speech is not limited by truth. I have the right to say untrue things, as long as I am not causing harm by doing so. I have a right to write and publish fiction if I choose. I can claim that the earth is flat one day, and spherical the next. One of those statements must be untrue, but I still have the right to say it.

    In the case of free speech, it actually is a binary situation, since the right of free speech covers all expression that is not outlawed. (And occasionally, some that is, in the case of laws that are found unconstitutional).

    The limitation on libel and slander as regards to truth is a limitation of the scope of libel and slander laws, not a result of any limitation on the right of free speech.
    Amendment I

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    I don't see anything in there which limits free speech to truth, do you? In any case where free speech is constrained by government, it is done on the basis of harm, either to an individual or to "public morality".

    Not all true things are covered by free speech, either. Graphic child pornography is "true", in that the photographs are of real things and real events, but that doesn't prevent the government from banning them, due to the harm that has been done to the child, and an expected increase in similar or worse harm.
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  318. No, it is not. by khasim · · Score: 1

    So, you can say untrue things as long as you don't cause harm.

    But you can cause harm as long as what you say is true.

    So the harm is NOT the distinguishing factor.

    The distinguishing factor is whether it is true or not.

    "In the case of free speech, it actually is a binary situation, since the right of free speech covers all expression that is not outlawed. (And occasionally, some that is, in the case of laws that are found unconstitutional)."

    Look at that.

    "Covers all expression that is not outlawed."

    How can it be outlawed if it is a Right?

    Laws can be ruled "unconstitutional".

    Rights cannot be ruled "illegal".

    "I don't see anything in there which limits free speech to truth, do you?"

    No, I don't. Neither do I see anything about slander or libel or perjury or fraud. Yet those most certainly are illegal.

    Yet your quote from the Constitution would seem to say that laws against perjury and fraud are unconstitutional.

    "In any case where free speech is constrained by government, it is done on the basis of harm, either to an individual or to "public morality"."

    But the Constitution says that the government CANNOT abridge the freedom of speech.

    But now you're saying that the government CAN and DOES abridge the freedom of speech.

    So, does the Constitution say that the government can or cannot abridge the freedom of speech?

    Your position is not consistent with your example.

  319. You're just arguing for the sake of argument, by Politas · · Score: 1

    I don't know what argument the US government uses to override/limit Amendment I. Possibly Amendment VI, in the case of slander and libel. Whatever, it isn't relevant; I don't know, and I don't need to know. What is relevant is that slander and libel can only be found if the statements are BOTH harmful AND untrue. I could write on my blog that you have blue hair, and you couldn't sue me for libel, since it wouldn't harm you. (Hardly anyone reads my blog!)

    So slander and libel depend on those two factors. What other laws limit the right of free speech? Incitement to riot, causing a public nuisance, public obscenity laws, etc. What do all these laws have in common? The concept that someone or something is harmed. Harm to another person or another person's property; that is the principle that is used when justifying any limitations to the right of free speech. Not truth.

    Public indecency laws are a limitation on free speech/expression, and they certainly have nothing to do with truth.

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  320. Actually, you do need to know. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "I don't know what argument the US government uses to override/limit Amendment I."

    No, it is not VI.

    "Whatever, it isn't relevant; I don't know, and I don't need to know."

    Yes it is because your position does NOT fit the established facts. Therefore, there is something lacking in your position or the facts are wrong.

    "What is relevant is that slander and libel can only be found if the statements are BOTH harmful AND untrue."

    Yep.

    But a statement that is HARMFUL and TRUE is NOT slander nor libel nor perjury nor fraud.

    It isn't the HARMFUL that is the key, it is whether it is true or false.

    Which pretty much brings this argument back to the beginning, again.

    "What do all these laws have in common? The concept that someone or something is harmed."

    Nope. Two of your examples have the word PUBLIC right in the name.

    Like back in the ORIGINAL story about PUBLIC NUDITY.

    How does "obscenity" harm someone?

    "Harm to another person or another person's property; that is the principle that is used when justifying any limitations to the right of free speech."

    Again, you're confusing the issue with your binary logic.

    You have the Right to say TRUE statements.

    Even if they cause harm.

    So harm is not the deciding factor.

    "public nuisance" using only freedom of speech? How?

    "public obscenity" using only freedom of speech? How?

    "Public indecency laws are a limitation on free speech/expression, and they certainly have nothing to do with truth."

    No they aren't. What statement was she making by taking off her clothes?

    1. Re:Actually, you do need to know. by Politas · · Score: 1

      "But a statement that is HARMFUL and TRUE is NOT slander nor libel nor perjury nor fraud."

      Conversely, a statement that is NOT TRUE and HARMLESS is NOT slander nor libel, nor is it perjury unless made under oath.

      As I said, I can claim that you have blue hair, or pink hair, and I have a right to do that. It is not harmful to you.

      Explain how free speech is limited by truth when pornography is censored. Is pornography untrue?

      I am not going to attempt to justify laws against "obscenity", since I disagree with most of them.

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  321. Ummm, that is part of my position. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "As I said, I can claim that you have blue hair, or pink hair, and I have a right to do that. It is not harmful to you."

    You only have the Right to say true things.

    But that does not mean that all untrue statements are illegal. That is up to the courts to decide. This is NOT a binary situation.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91155&cid=78 79 064

    Point for my side.

    "Explain how free speech is limited by truth when pornography is censored. Is pornography untrue?"

    I can purchase pornography at the corner 7-11. It is not censored.

    Another point for my side.

    Game, set and match.

    1. Re:Ummm, that is part of my position. by Politas · · Score: 1

      Making statements doesn't prove a point.

      Some pornography is censored, eg Child pornography. How is that censorship related to truth?

      Go look at censorship debates over fiction. They are about harm, not truth, obviously, since fiction is by definition untrue.

      Free speech covers fiction. Therefore, free speech is not limited to truth.

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      Politas

  322. And I deliver the SMACKDOWN! by khasim · · Score: 1

    You said that pornography was censored.

    I said I could pick up pornography at the corner 7-11.

    "Making statements doesn't prove a point."

    No, but presenting FACTS does. Such as the FACT that you were WRONG about pornography being censored.

    "Go look at censorship debates over fiction. They are about harm, not truth, obviously, since fiction is by definition untrue."

    What censorship debates? Hmmmm? Go ahead. Substantiate your position. I have YET to see any non-fiction worked censored. I have seen debates about carrying it in a school library. But never about censoring one.

    "Some pornography is censored, eg Child pornography. How is that censorship related to truth?"

    That was covered in New York v. Ferber before the United States Supreme Court.

    The USSC declared that child pornography does NOT fall under the 1st amendment.

    I believe I have just delivered a "smackdown" on your position.

    Or do you feel up to arguing against the USSC?

    heh heh heh

    Don't feel bad. You made a mistake of relying upon your ignorance and inherent stupidity when you were facing an opponent with an IQ that's more than triple your's.

    To quote you back at yourself:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=911 55&threshol d=1&commentsort=0&tid=133&mode=thread&pid=7888133# 7889597

    "I don't know what argument the US government uses to override/limit Amendment I."
    -and-
    "Whatever, it isn't relevant; I don't know, and I don't need to know."

    !!!SMACKDOWN!!!

  323. Whatever. by Politas · · Score: 1

    The USSC decalred that child pornography does not fall under the 1st amendment. And what was their reasoning for that?

    When I say "I don't need to know", it's because I'm not a US citizen, so US laws aren't relevant in my life.

    And your IQ is three times mine? Wow. I've never met anyone with an IQ well over 400 before. You must be amazingly clever. Why aren't you off working in some useful field, rather than trolling on /.?

    You still haven't answered my question. Does freee speech cover fiction? Well?

    You can blather on all you want, thinking you have found the answer, but it's not that simple. The right of free speech does cover everything that is not specifically banned. Free speech is not limited to truth. it's far more complex, which is why attempts to restrict speech end up in the supreme court.

    --

    Politas

  324. It is SMACKDOWN, part II by khasim · · Score: 1

    "The USSC decalred that child pornography does not fall under the 1st amendment. And what was their reasoning for that?"

    That doesn't matter. The USSC has THE final say on what is legal and Constitutional.

    YOUR point was that child pornography was censored, but that censorship did not fit my position on the first amendment.

    "When I say "I don't need to know", it's because I'm not a US citizen, so US laws aren't relevant in my life."

    Yet you will go on and on and on and on about how I, a US citizen who has been educated in US law am wrong and you, someone who has not been so educated, is right.

    Despite my showing you the decision by the USSC.

    !!!SMACKDOWN!!!

    "You still haven't answered my question. Does freee speech cover fiction? Well?"

    Yes I did. Over and over and over.

    Free speech ONLY covers the truth.

    Do you believe fiction is truth?

    "You can blather on all you want, thinking you have found the answer, but it's not that simple."

    Actually, it is. The USSC reviewed the case and made their judgement. Therefore, it is US law.

    "The right of free speech does cover everything that is not specifically banned."

    Keep saying that. "When I say "I don't need to know", it's because I'm not a US citizen, so US laws aren't relevant in my life." Yet you keep saying that you know it better than I do.

    "Free speech is not limited to truth."

    Keep saying that. "When I say "I don't need to know", it's because I'm not a US citizen, so US laws aren't relevant in my life." Yet you keep saying that you know it better than I do.

    "it's far more complex, which is why attempts to restrict speech end up in the supreme court."

    You've been shown to be wrong on pornography (maybe in the country YOU live in, it is censored).

    You've been shown to be wrong on perjury.

    You've been shown to be wrong on fraud.

    You've been shown to be wrong on libel.

    You've been shown to be wrong on slander.

    You've even been shown to be wrong on child pornography.

    Well, that certainly bolsters your chance of being right on the subject of the first amendment, doesn't it?

    "I don't know what argument the US government uses to override/limit Amendment I."
    -and-
    "Whatever, it isn't relevant; I don't know, and I don't need to know."

    You don't know and you don't need to know, but you know that it is more complex than I have stated.

    And, again, you are WRONG!

    !!!SMACKDOWN!!!

    1. Re:It is SMACKDOWN, part II by Politas · · Score: 1

      " "The USSC decalred that child pornography does not fall under the 1st amendment. And what was their reasoning for that?" "

      "That doesn't matter. The USSC has THE final say on what is legal and Constitutional."

      The USSC can't just declare off-hand that something doesn't fit within the constitution. They have to have reason why one part of the constitution overrides another. The supreme's court's power is to interpret the constitution, not to re-write it.

      "YOUR point was that child pornography was censored, but that censorship did not fit my position on the first amendment.

      "Despite my showing you the decision by the USSC."

      No, you didn't show me the decision, you told me the result of the decision. Different things. The reasoning IS the decision.

      As I said, US laws don't affect me, but the right of free speech enchrined in the first amendment is drawn from English common law, and Australian law also acknowledges the right of free speech. So I know about free speech, and I know it is intended to cover more than simply truth. After all, how can free speech allow flat earthers, creationists and scientists all to have the same rights to publish their viewpoints? How can the legal system determine "truth" in philosophy?

      Yet all these things are covered by the right of free speech. Why can holocaust denial authors claim free speech rights? Why can the Ku Klux Klan publish their statements that one race is inherently superior to others? Why is the defining statement of free speech "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"? Surely that's a bit of a giveaway that free speech is not limited to anyone's definition of truth?

      Oh, and grow up.

      --

      Politas

  325. It is SON OF SMACKDOWN! by khasim · · Score: 1

    "The USSC can't just declare off-hand that something doesn't fit within the constitution."

    It wasn't done "off-hand". Read the citation.

    "No, you didn't show me the decision, you told me the result of the decision."

    Yes I did. The decision was that child pornography does not fall under the 1st Amendment.

    You are wrong AGAIN!

    "As I said, US laws don't affect me, but the right of free speech enchrined in the first amendment is drawn from English common law, and Australian law also acknowledges the right of free speech."

    Yep, and electricity can produce light and candles can produce light, but because you might know something about candles does NOT mean that you know anything about electricity.

    "So I know about free speech, and I know it is intended to cover more than simply truth."

    Nice try. You might know SOMETHING about free speech in England and Canada and Australia, but that does not mean you know ANYTHING about free speech in the USofA.

    "After all, how can free speech allow flat earthers, creationists and scientists all to have the same rights to publish their viewpoints?"

    Because it is NOT a binary system. I've been over that before.

    "How can the legal system determine "truth" in philosophy?"

    Why should it? Truth in legal terms is all it is concerned about.

    "Yet all these things are covered by the right of free speech."

    No they are not. You keep thinking in your binary "logic" mode.

    "Why is the defining statement of free speech "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"?"

    Strange, but I do NOT see that statement in any of the US laws. Maybe you can cite it? After all, if it is not part of the US law, how can it be the defining statement of US law?

    Once again!
    I deliver the !!!SMACKDOWN!!!

  326. The ACLU seems to disagree with you. by Politas · · Score: 1

    http://www.aclu.org/FreeSpeech/FreeSpeech.cfm?ID=1 0420&c=83
    And check the rest of the free speech resources on their site.

    Please do this. I shudder at the thought of an America where this sad belief of yours is prevalent.

    --

    Politas

  327. It is BRIDE OF SMACKDOWN! by khasim · · Score: 1

    You will notice that the State of NY did something and the ACLU is protesting it saying that it is unconstitutional.

    Now, refer back to my points that not EVERYTHING is broken down to Rights and Crimes.

    Then, refer back to where I pointed out that laws can be passed that may be unconstitutional, and those laws are challenged in court to determine their constitutionality. (Not, as you maintain, Rights are restricted as new laws are made.)

    So, what you are refering to seems to be this EXACT PROCESS.

    !!!SMACKDOWN!!!

    "Please do this. I shudder at the thought of an America where this sad belief of yours is prevalent."

    Shudder then.
    It's not my belief.

    !!!IT IS THE LAW!!!

    !!!SMACKDOWN!!!

  328. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make being naked mandatory for women.