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  1. Re:I agree on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 1

    Everybody loses everything, given enough old age.

  2. Re:I agree on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 1

    I think you should be allowed to marry other transmutes.

  3. Re: Slashdot's out-of-context headine on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 1

    Shut up.

  4. Who's goddam moderating? on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 0

    Whoever you are, you're a bunch of assholes.

    AC is right.

    I love being a moderator now and then and I know not everyone would agree with my assessments, and I'm certain they have good reason now and then, but this consistent down-voting of reasonable observation peculiar to this thread is alarming.

  5. Re:What he really said on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 1

    Exercising reading skills would suffice. We all rely on experts to supply us with answers when we are out of our wheelhouse.

    The top climate scientist have issued the message.

    The next time the suits question your coding expertise, remember this moment.

  6. Re:Good grief... on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck is this modded down?

    It's a correct statement. I'm a coder and the people I hang with don't know bullshit from wild honey about science. They know the scientific method, because that's what it takes to do rudimentary stuff like debug.

    However, the same smart people love Duck Dynasty because it's so totally real and stuff..

    And, they also "believe" in a 6,000 year old Earth.

    Good grief.

  7. Just because Iran has a law ... on Iran Allows VPNs To Make Millions In Profit · · Score: 1

    ... doesn't mean they really give a shit.

  8. Re:Greek Myths on Will Greek Finance Minister Varoufakis Support Cryptocurrency In Greece? · · Score: 1

    Harsh, but cryptic.

  9. Re:Not gonna fly on Will Greek Finance Minister Varoufakis Support Cryptocurrency In Greece? · · Score: 1

    This, and it's kinda obvious:

    When in danger
    When in doubt
    Run in circles
    Scream and shout

    Even if it's a useless fucking idea, it's an idea.

  10. This.

    Monopoly money by another name would stink as bad.

  11. Re:Umm... Lulz.... on Will Greek Finance Minister Varoufakis Support Cryptocurrency In Greece? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, just like we wiped out North Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and just how we've just about wiped out ISIS and stuff.

  12. Re:visibility doesnt matter. on Al-Shabaab Video Threat Means Heightened Security at Mall of America · · Score: 0

    This.

    The United States came out of a depression via WWII.

    That business model has been embraced ever since.

    It's important that we continue to be at war because in times of peace, our youth have few jobs, and Big Business' CEO salaries are hard to justify.

    Notice the drive to, "Hire A Veteran!"

    The same thing happened after we lost the war in Vietnam and it's happening again after we lost the war in Iraq and we lost the war in Afghanistan.

    America is in the business of providing war materials, people, and technology.

    We have the best in weaponry and we invest trillions of dollars and shitloads of lives and injured.

    Still, we have never won a war since that eye-opener revenue stream, , WWII.

    For Big Business to continue ramping up to support CEO salaries; for politicians to continue to support those CEOs for campaign funds, and for the US to prevent economic collapse, fucking with the Middle East will continue.

    Americans don't have a Plan B revenue stream.

    Meanwhile, preaching patriotism and shunning those who don't embrace that farce, providing a megaphone for terrorists, serves to cement the idea that We The People must do whatever we can to support the salaries of Big Business CEO salaries.

    Anyone who disagrees with me is an unpatriotic bitch or bastard (as applies) and stuff.

  13. Obama is having a major cow ... on The Robots That Will Put Coders Out of Work · · Score: 1

    ... he just endorsed the (fallacious) idea that all children need to learn to code.

  14. function({esc}) ... on No Tech Bubble Here, Says CNN: "This Time It's Different." · · Score: 1

    Shadow bubble? Of course, that doesn't mean a bubble won't eventually form in tech stocks, or that one isn't already being inflated elsewhere in world of technology.

    This comes at the end of TFA.

  15. Re:Okaaaaay.... Lemme take a couple guesses here.. on US State Department Can't Get Rid of Email Hackers · · Score: 1

    The NSA is not charged with defending the government from hackers.

    The NSA is fucked up already ... let's not give them more stuff to fuck up.

  16. Re:Reformat and Turn off Everything. on US State Department Can't Get Rid of Email Hackers · · Score: 2

    OR ...

    We could make user's desktop computers much, much smarter than the user.

    "We're sorry, but our predictive algorithms, which run a shitload of scenarios well into the future, indicate that the action you just chose, like clicking on a link or attachment, is contraindicated and your computer is locked, air-gapped, and nonfunctional in an operative sense and will remain so until IT, who has already been contacted, so there's no need to call, arrives at your location to reinforce your prior security training with a bop on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."

  17. Re:Chicken coming home to roost? on US State Department Can't Get Rid of Email Hackers · · Score: 1

    whom.

  18. No, because ... on US State Department Can't Get Rid of Email Hackers · · Score: 1

    ... Manning and Snowden.

  19. Re:If you can't figure out... on US State Department Can't Get Rid of Email Hackers · · Score: 1

    This.

    Is the goddam US government competent or not?

    They let Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden walk off with the goods and now they can't handle a breach from outsiders.

    Bunch of fucking Keystone cops.

  20. Goddamit ... on Stephen Hawking: Biggest Human Failing Is Aggression · · Score: 1

    ... here you have an opportunity to ask a super scientist some philosophical questions of consequence to Hawking's field of expertise and you blow it?

    Fuck.

  21. Re:Not strictly on topic, but related... on Federal Court: Theft of Medical Records Not an 'Imminent Danger' To Victim · · Score: 1

    So, to boil it down to the facts, you were not the victim of identity theft and you are not likely to be the victim of identity theft.

    Is that correct?

  22. Re:I can see that on Federal Court: Theft of Medical Records Not an 'Imminent Danger' To Victim · · Score: 2

    This.

    It's stupid to continue having high blood pressure once a breach has been revealed.

    People should change ailments at least every 60 days.

  23. Re:Everything is bigger in Texas. on Federal Court: Theft of Medical Records Not an 'Imminent Danger' To Victim · · Score: 1

    You're an asshole for leaving out Perry.

  24. This is actually good news ... on Federal Court: Theft of Medical Records Not an 'Imminent Danger' To Victim · · Score: 1

    ... because it is another hammer-strike on the chisel that's helping shape the body of evidence required to successfully try breach cases like this.

    The plaintiff has no standing because 1.) no identity theft actually occurred, 2.) there is no strong indicator that identity theft will occur.

    As litigants sharpen the evidentiary needle, courts are going to be boxed in to a decision just as soon as a victim meets criteria 1.) and 2.).

    It'not, "if," it's "when."

  25. Re:Hah! on Lenovo To Wipe Superfish Off PCs · · Score: 1

    They were right in thinking that a piece of software that injects crap into and modifies web pages served via https can be considered useful by anyone.

    They just got the wrong "anyone."