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  1. Maybe Microsoft can make ... on Microsoft Wins $480 Million Military Contract To Bring HoloLens To Battlefield (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    ... a decent goddam F-35.

    Lockheed Martin failed where FlightSim might have had a chance and stuff.

  2. in with the new.

    America is stuck in the present and too goddam greedy to be farsighted (just look up Gary Larson).

    The old Capitalism was, "If you don't have to change, then fon't spend the money."

    Long-term planners see around corners and are flexible and welcome the capital advantage of change.

    The American automobile manufacturing plants are going the way of textiles, shoes, toys, etc.

    Every goddam time David Muir presents the "Made in America," snippet, the fucking stuff is mom & pop and useless as tits on a boar hog.

  3. Re:Doesn't matter the source country on 'The Supremacy of Japanese Cars Has Been 40-Plus Years In the Making' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Are you sure? The "tailpipes," are vibrators now.

  4. Re:It's all because of the metric system... on 'The Supremacy of Japanese Cars Has Been 40-Plus Years In the Making' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    Is that you, Sarah Huckabee?

  5. Re:Trump explained it in a tweet on 'The Supremacy of Japanese Cars Has Been 40-Plus Years In the Making' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Surprise!

    The refinery complex down in Port Arthur, Texas? Owned by Saudi Arabia.

  6. Re:Business opportunity... on 'The Supremacy of Japanese Cars Has Been 40-Plus Years In the Making' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    I like your idea.

    Look at recent trends for TV reboots like Magnum, PI, Hawaii 5-0, Murphy Brown ...

    Look at the record players (Bluetooth for crying out loud) and the booming vinyl business.

    I'd go for a vintage reboot of Mustang, Impala, Cougar XR7, etc.

  7. Law enforcement is not being done any more inefficiently than friendly fire in Afghanistan or Iraq (insert all wars).

    Statistics demands imperfection.

  8. Republicans object because ... on Democrats Demand Info On Law Enforcement's Use of Amazon Facial Recognition Tool (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    ... it's their face.

  9. Re:Watson is ... on IBM Aims To Meld AI With Human Resources With Watson Suite (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Trump's fact checker?

  10. Watson is ... on IBM Aims To Meld AI With Human Resources With Watson Suite (zdnet.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... unemployed and has been fired too many times.

  11. I'm not a pussy grabber, so no.

  12. OK, that's a winner.

  13. Re:Unbelievably stupid on The People of Ohio Can Now Pay Their Taxes in Bitcoin (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Ever notice that long-thread response character counts are shaped like an inverted polyhedron in which the base is a polygon and all lateral faces are triangles?

  14. Did y'all miss the point? on YouTube To Make New Originals Available For Free, Ad-Supported Viewing (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    Or have I just imagined one?

    It looks like the subscription model has failed and YouTube is reverting.

    That's interesting because I see the TV and magazine revenue structure returning whereby we subscribe AND view ads.

  15. Re:Wow, Have you ... on Uber Fined Nearly $1.2 Million By Dutch, UK Over 2016 Data Breach (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    That driver is only interested in money!

    No company loyalty.

    Oh, wait ...

  16. Re:Wow, Have you ... on Uber Fined Nearly $1.2 Million By Dutch, UK Over 2016 Data Breach (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I see your point. Talk about disruptive!

    This goes to taxing robots that replace humans.

  17. Thanks. I did think of that. And, if whomever I'm chatting with doesn't have real time peek-a-boo, they'll think, "Wow, that guy can type fast!"

  18. I told Momma what you said and and she said when Daddy gets home, you're gonna get a whupping.

  19. Wow, Have you ... on Uber Fined Nearly $1.2 Million By Dutch, UK Over 2016 Data Breach (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    ... seen this?

    Uber Technologies Inc. has been told by banks that it could be a $120 billion company when it goes public.

  20. Really? You know what chat software Amazon uses? You know in advance what a random person's care factor is?

    You're totally awesome and stuff.

  21. No, they did not say, "Inquiring minds want to know." What an odd question.

  22. Thank you so much. As for the bravery, I just did what anybody else would have done in that situation.

    I don't expect an award or stuff.

    As for mature, I don't see that from you. Do you?

  23. Without backing over, "Fuck you."

  24. I gotta try this on Customer Service Agents Might Be Able To See What You're Typing In Real Time (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just chatted with Amazon support yesterday. I'm gonna type, "Fuck you," and wait for a ten count and then back over it.

  25. Right here.