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  1. Re:How is this news for nerds? on Supreme Court Ruling Supports Same-Sex Marriage · · Score: 1

    well, slashdot is gay...

  2. Observer effect at work on Ask Slashdot: Is C++ the Right Tool For This Project? · · Score: 1

    If you have to ask the question, it changes the answer.

  3. Re:Bullshit on YouTube Algorithm Can Decide Your Channel URL Now Belongs To Someone Else · · Score: 1

    > Full disclosure: Lush bath bombs are the bee's knees.

    Especially when you shove a couple up your asshole before jacking off.

  4. Re:Good job Dice on SourceForge Suspends Independent Project Mirroring · · Score: -1, Troll

    heh, when I was living at the geek compound, we had a soda vending machine (perhaps the only one with diet coke, mt dew, and jolt) and a candy vending machine. The candy machine had some candy (mostly for cowboy neil) but also had anal lube, condoms (not that anybody ever used one), and amyl nitrate. I think cowboy neil knocked it over one night in a fit of rage, probably because it wouldn't give the fat ass twizzlers or something.

  5. Reason not to: on Reasons To Use Mono For Linux Development · · Score: 1
    Miguel de Icaxaka is a known Microsoft acolyte (even in the Ballmer days). Furthermore, he's been known to eat his own dick cheese.

    He has done more to harm Linux than anyone, other than Lennard "systemD" Poetering.

  6. Re:Yes, but it will be a while. on Swift: Apple's Biggest Achievement For Coders · · Score: 0

    well, she might stop sucking dick for crack and start sucking dick for meth.

  7. Re:Dice is rape on SourceForge Responds To nmap Maintainer's Claims · · Score: 1

    I did. I got a bunch of shitty job offers that I had time refusing. And it turns out they scraped the job from another site and reposted it.

    So, exactly like sourceforge.

  8. Re:Happy Times on Fallout 4 Announced · · Score: 1

    A buddy of mine works there. He told me they *will* include the golden girls theme song. All I can say is - You're a pal and a cosmonaut!

  9. Re:My wish list: on Fallout 4 Announced · · Score: 1

    What I'd like: fewer bugs. Fallout 3 was damn near unplayable on the XBox due to frequent lock ups. Nevermind stupid shit like getting stuck in the environment.

  10. Re:There is a little hope on nmap Maintainer Warns He Doesn't Control nmap SourceForge Mirror · · Score: 1

    Ever use the dice job site? Same thing.

  11. Re:Seems to Be a Pattern of Behavior on SourceForge and GIMP [Updated] · · Score: 1

    Bennet Hasselton is easily startled but he'll soon be back, and in greater numbers of shitty diaries.

  12. Just a couple weeks ago, a US Court of Appeals ruled that the NSA was violating the law. It doesn't matter what's legal and what's not, they'll just do it. c.f. "above the law".

  13. #fails to account for this: on The Demographic Future of America's Political Parties · · Score: 1

    "If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."

  14. "Full Responsibility" on Drone Killed Hostages From U.S. and Italy, Drawing Obama Apology · · Score: 1

    I don't think you know what that phrase means.

  15. Re:...Coming Soon on Supreme Court Rules Extending Traffic Stop For Dog Sniff Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Especially when you rub some meth all over your taint and let your dog sniff it.

  16. with Rodriguez was stopped

  17. Re:Matlab on Swift Tops List of Most-Loved Languages and Tech · · Score: 1

    Linus Torvalds said that about C++. For some people, there is a very strong C/C++ divide. I think from their perspective (I use C++ but didn't drink the koolaid) C++ encourages you to be lazy (yet overcomplicated!) and they have a point. Every time you type a character into the chrome address bar, there are 25,000 std::strings created. Shit like that wouldn't happen in C.

    Maybe in C it's harder to do things, so you need to think about it more and do it correctly.

  18. Re:I remember the cans before tabs... on Pull-Top Can Tabs, At 50, Reach Historic Archaeological Status · · Score: 1

    Yep... and two holes are better than one -- when it comes to shotgunning and fucking!

  19. what the fuck? on Pull-Top Can Tabs, At 50, Reach Historic Archaeological Status · · Score: 1

    First off, that should be "a historic". The author is clearly not a native speaker and it's slightly painful to read but I digress. The real what the fuck is:

    As an example, Schroeder cited a site that a colleague has been investigating in Washington: a campground that became one of the first major meeting places for the gay and lesbian community in the Northwest in the 1970s.

    “The site may well be eligible to the National Register of Historic Places as a Traditional Cultural Property,” Schroeder said.

    Why is it every time some homos get together for an AIDs fuck fest (basically, any time, anywhere), somebody wants to call it an (sic) historic site? It should be closed down as a toxic biological waste site and made eligible for superfund clean up.

    You know, on second thought, I guess that will make the geek compound and slashdot PT cruiser historical, too! (Fun fact: the first slashdot PT Cruiser wasn't even a PT Cruiser -- it was Jon Katz's van -- he cruised for Pre-Teens.)

  20. yeah, no shit on IT Worker's Lawsuit Accuses Tata of Discrimination · · Score: 2

    Look at the top 10 H1B sponsors. Must be a coincidence that, in any given year, the majority of companies are based in India.

  21. Re:it could have been an accident on Germanwings Plane Crash Was No Accident · · Score: 1
    Most probably passengers would not even notice a 3500 ft/min descent a a worrying one.

    Listen to the CVR. You can hear passengers screaming. 10+ feet away, through a locked door that's designed to be impervious to fucking grenades. I think they noticed!

  22. Re:My wife likes these kinds of jokes on A Software Project Full of "Male Anatomy" Jokes Causes Controversy · · Score: 1

    there was a /. troll back in the day (late 90s, when slashdot was worth trolling) with a sig like that ... "my PENIX is PUSIX compatible". Not sure if it was also support ANIX.

  23. Re:Normal women... on A Software Project Full of "Male Anatomy" Jokes Causes Controversy · · Score: 3, Funny

    That would be bad because it's objectifying women. Wait, doesn't DiCSS objectify men? Shit. What's a modern liberal hermaphrodite to do!?!!?

  24. Re:Just another reminder to use LibreSSL on OpenSSL Security Update Less Critical Than Expected, Still Recommended · · Score: 2

    The libressl fork was 11 months ago. They managed to add 5 (at a minimum) critical vulnerabilities in the past 11 months? Jeezus fucking christ.

    When you're in a hole, stop digging.

  25. huh? on OpenSSL Security Update Less Critical Than Expected, Still Recommended · · Score: -1, Troll

    security updating to libressl is critical. Anybody who doesn't is a moron.