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  1. Re:"DARK SIDE OF THE MOON" on China Launches Satellite To Explore Dark Side of Moon (reuters.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Worst appeal to authority ever.

  2. Re:Elon Musk, desperate for a distraction... on Elon Musk's First LA Tunnel Nears Completion, With Free Rides To Kick Off This Summer (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    He bought a used tunneling machine and built a tunnel. So what. That's like a minor plot device in a pointless George Clooney movie.

    Point is, Elon Musk (like the smell from your ass) could tweet about assemlbing an ikea bookshelf and his fans would go apeshit. Christ, he does actual interesting shit (Space X), why do you need to suck his cock over boring shit like this?

  3. Re:I'm listening... on Microsoft Adds Support For JavaScript Functions in Excel (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    You expect javascript microwave jockeys* to do good?

    * because copy-pasta

  4. Stop being racist you asshole.

  5. Because /. still hasn't managed to figure out UTF-8 yet

  6. Actually, yes. I know of one state (not naming names but it's small and liberal, just like my cock). Their neighbor state has no sales tax. The state tax dept gets ahold of sales reciepts from big ticket stores just across the border and sends out nasty letters. I don't know the full details (subpoenas? addresses from credit cards?) because I don't live there. But it does happen.

  7. That patent expired last year.

  8. avoid this one on Ubuntu 18.04 Focuses On Security and AI Improvements (sdtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    I heard a lot of good things about Ubuntu Bare Beaver so I figured I would try it. But it's locked down tight. No matter what I tried, I couldn't root beaver. And even command line tools -- old standbys like finger, touch, unzip, mount, and shave -- gave me a permission denied error. What good is a beaver if you can't use it?

    Maybe next release, Choad Cock, will be more to my liking.

  9. Kids these days code a helloworld.c using node.js and electron, And yes, it has a cross-domain vulnerability. and 7 copies of Never Gonna Give you Up (apparently, included with is-thirteen.js)

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  11. Re:Why Windows hides file extensions on Microsoft Open-Sources Original File Manager From the 1990s So It Can Run On Windows 10 (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    OS X has deprecated resource forks in favor of bundles. A bundle is just a folder with a bunch of files in it (one of them is a property list that says what the bundle is). In a sense, it's a resource fork exploded into individual files.

    Finder has custom logic to display bundles so they don't look or act like folders (you can still open them as a folder but it takes an extra click);

  12. they're all going to laugh at you! on The Prestigious Free Software Award Goes to Karen Sandler (sfconservancy.org) · · Score: 1

    Wow, fantastic (and blessed) news on Easter Sunday. I've loved Karen Sandler's work going back to Saturday Night Live. And while most SNL alumni fade to obscurity (or direct to DVD), Sandler turned into a great actress and producer. Then she bravely cut off her penis and made great contributions to Free Software. I can't even imagine what she'll do next!

  13. just use ninnle linux.

  14. Re:Don*a*t Studios on Should GitHub Allow Username Reuse? (donatstudios.com) · · Score: 1

    hey, you know who's the most popular guy at the nude beach? He's carrying two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

  15. Re:better question: should github allow morons on Should GitHub Allow Username Reuse? (donatstudios.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    They already detect if there are golang or javascript source code. That's a good starting point for moron removal.

  16. better question: should github allow morons on Should GitHub Allow Username Reuse? (donatstudios.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because it's not a problem with github; it's a problem with morons misusing github.

  17. Re: Obligatory:Intel CPU Backdoor Report (Jan 1 20 on OpenBSD's De Raadt Pans 'Incredibly Bad' Disclsoure of Intel CPU Bug (itwire.com) · · Score: 1

    Please stop spreading FUD like that. The only safe way to write software is with rust.

    Fact: kernels and user level software written in rust is safe from sphinctr and meltdown attacks. C, C++, even javascript are unsafe. Rust.

  18. I look forward to not using it.

  19. According to the complaint, he's actually quite small.

  20. And that "musk" is really just ass gas.

  21. Good luck with that on Alphabet's Waymo Demanded $1 Billion In Settlement Talks With Uber (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Google has a slam dunk case. Unfortunately, it's against Anthony Lewinsky, not Uber. They literally have nothing on Uber. If they're lucky, maybe they can get a court appointed monitor (and Google will pick up the tab) to make sure they don't use Waymo tech in the future. More likely, the case will get tossed like Rose McGowen's asshole when Harvey Weinstein invites her over a to "read a script" (guess it was a porno?)

    They can't really do anything about Anthony Lewinsky because ... they made him (and all their employees) sign an arbitration agreement. Kind of fucked themselves in the ass with that one, just like Harvey Weinstein.

  22. Re:So Popular that you need to explain it. on In Defense of the Popular Framework Electron (dev.to) · · Score: 1

    You're kidding about atom, right? The FA author proudly mentions that his 16-gig computer can edit two files in atom. #notabrag

  23. The wrong Castro died. Fidel Castro wasn't really a communist, at least initially. Heck, in his later years, he admitted what everyone knew - that communism was a failure (his handlers quickly claimed he was "misquoted".) Raul Castro and Che Guevara were extreme communists. Raul Castro is in charge now and he shut down the economic reforms his brother put in place before his death.

  24. I didn't buy an iPod on Why Steve Jobs Loved the IPod Shuffle (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

  25. Re:But why? on How Rust Can Replace C In Python Libraries (infoworld.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can (and sometimes do) compile C code that was written in the 80s or 90s. And it often works with little or no modifications. (And there are people running awk scripts from the 70s, calling me a whippersnapper). With something like rust or go or swift, your code will not compile in 6 months. (which is hilarious in the case of go because it's more 70s than Disco)