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  1. Two Words on AT&T Welcomes Programmers for All Phones Except the iPhone · · Score: 1

    "Net Neutrality"

    Not that I EVER cut Apple any slack (they are just as eee-vil as Sony, they just do it with more style), but AT&T are still into the "closed network" thing.

  2. EEE-Vil? on Sony Developing Gigapixel Satellite Imaging · · Score: 1

    Sony is involved, so this must be evil, right?

    Dammit, where did they hide the rootkit THIS TIME?

  3. Re:"Yeah, those suspicious e-lectronics". on MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport · · Score: 1

    Go into ANY airport and just say the word "Bomb".

    See what happens (if you live through it).

  4. Re:what happened to privacy? on Do Not Call Listings to Expire in 2008 · · Score: 1

    So you want private companies to report your activities to the Federal Government?

    This is the PHONE COMPANY. You know, the people who let the NSA put a "special wiring closet" in their main switching centers.

    I think number reassignment would be kind of minor, in comparison.

  5. Re:Not that tricky on Do Not Call Listings to Expire in 2008 · · Score: 1

    I thought he was eatin', screwin' and watchin' TV?

  6. Re:Move over Geraldo. on University of Florida Student Tasered At Political Rally · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When an officer tells you that you have to do something, you must do it.

    So, if you are a young woman, and the nice officer tells you to take off your pants, lie down and spread your legs in his back seat, you should just do it, right?

    This whole, "THE LEO IS ALWAYS RIGHT" bullshit is, well, bullshit. Face it folks, the cops are out of control. And it is only getting worse and going to continue getting worse.

  7. Re:Strike Three on University of Florida Student Tasered At Political Rally · · Score: 1

    What is wrong with politicians from MA?

    - People die in the big dig tunnels.
    - They can't handle the Mooninite.
    - Now students are getting tasered when asking them questions.


    You forgot:

    - Women drown when accepting car rides from them.
    - Women get raped when partying with them.

  8. Re:Usenet rules! on TV Torrents — When Piracy Is Easier Than Purchase · · Score: 1

    Soon as I typed that, I expected a similar answer...

  9. Re:Pee on "Lifesaver Bottle" Filters Viruses Out of Water · · Score: 1

    No, but I had a pretty good idea. It is kind of entertaining, though (which is the purpose, I think).

    "Survivor Man" seems to really crap. But again, it is kinda watchable.

  10. Re:Usenet rules! on TV Torrents — When Piracy Is Easier Than Purchase · · Score: 1

    Yep, I only get (some) pr0n off USENET now. I get my BBC goodness via "The Box". Took about a day to get all of Torchwood series one. Though, it comes to 4.7GB for all 13 episodes. WHO thought it was cute to have it just a wee bit over 4.37, anyway?

  11. Re:Pee on "Lifesaver Bottle" Filters Viruses Out of Water · · Score: 1

    That is what I thought.

    There was an episode of "Man Versus Wild" where he was drinking pee. I wondered how his kidneys would handle it.

    In another episode, he was drinking the liquid squeezed from fresh elephant dung. Tasty!

  12. Re:Pee on "Lifesaver Bottle" Filters Viruses Out of Water · · Score: 1

    You can get a UV light that screws into a water bottle now. You turn on the light for, I think, about twenty minutes and it kills everything living in the water.

    Plus, you can use it to touch up your tan...

  13. Re:Setting aside the humor, do they have a point? on Retailer Refuses Hardware Repair Due To Linux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IIRC, there is also a marketing law that, if you make a customer happy, he MIGHT tell one other person. If you make a customer unhappy, he WILL tell TWENTY other people.

    Or, in this case, a couple of hundred thousand...

  14. Re:Winning friends and influencing people... on Richard Stallman Proclaims Don't Follow Linus Torvalds · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    RMS is just another stinking hippie.

    "Damn hippies, say they want to save the world, but really just want to smoke pot and smell bad." - E. C.

  15. Re:I smell something... on Man Arrested for Refusing to Show Drivers License · · Score: 4, Funny

    That sign has the same force of law as a mild smelling fart.

    Read up on your common law. Simply saying "we have a contract" means NOTHING.

  16. Re:legitimate worries on Artificial Life May Be Possible Within Ten Years · · Score: 2, Funny

    shouldn't that be amarok?

    Or maybe "Ragnarök"...

  17. Turnabout! on Big Box Store Reps Push Unnecessary Recovery Discs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What people buying from them should do, is, upon being told about the disks and the charge for them, DEMAND they be included free, or they will not buy the computer.

    If the salesman refuses, raise hell with his manager. Purchaser gets the disks for free, salesman gets reprimanded (or fired).

    Heh.

  18. Old Dupe? on Big Box Store Reps Push Unnecessary Recovery Discs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this was covered in the story a while back about the ex Circuit City employee who disclosed all their "secrets". It wasn't in the main story, but was in the linked story.

  19. Re:Carbonite my butt on Star Wars Fan Puts Himself in Carbonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't choose between "It's Butthead!" and "It looks like he needs to take a shit".

  20. Re:Sharks? No. Mosquitos? YES! on 3D Animations In Mid-Air Using Plasma Balls · · Score: 1

    That sounds a lot like the system I imagined as a kid.

    Mosquitoes make a particular noise when they are "hunting". That is the annoying sound that keeps you awake at night. A tracking system that homes in on that whine, but with IR to avoid humans and pets, and maybe millimeter radar for fine adjustment, could work.

  21. Re:Not just a vacuum cleaner on 3D Animations In Mid-Air Using Plasma Balls · · Score: 1

    I am not worried. As long as the controlling computer runs Vista, that is...

  22. Re:There is alread mosquito killing tech on 3D Animations In Mid-Air Using Plasma Balls · · Score: 1

    Hell, that is just a bug vacuum cleaner. You can get those at Wally World now.

    I am taking about a frickin' LASER! That zaps skeeters!

    Fireworks! Vaporized bugs!

    Or, a bug sucker...

  23. Sharks? No. Mosquitos? YES! on 3D Animations In Mid-Air Using Plasma Balls · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Growing up in a mosquito infested area, I often thought that someday, an anti-mosquito laser system could be developed.

    This technology could possibly do that. If it can focus a laser on a particular spot long enough to make plasma out of air, it can zap a skeeter!

    And you thought a bug-zapper was entertaining...

  24. Re:Darl? on Investors Bailing On SCO Stock, SCOX Plummets · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have been thinking about that.

    He made a lot of statements that could be taken as fraud. I wonder maybe IBM could send a package over the the SEC or the Justice Department...

  25. Re:Dangerous on How To Turn a Mini Maglite Into a Laser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, if the little turds use one of these modified pointers, you can easily find and pound their asses.

    Jacking up the power like this make the ENTIRE BEAM visible, not just the point.

    I still want a laser powerful enough to deface bumper stickers and write insults into the paint on cars...