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Artificial Life May Be Possible Within Ten Years

CapedOpossum writes "According to an article from a few weeks back on CNN, researchers in the field of genetics and biology think that we may be able to artificially create life within the next decade. From the article: 'Around the world, a handful of scientists are trying to create life from scratch and they're getting closer. Experts expect an announcement within three to 10 years from someone in the now little-known field of 'wet artificial life. "It's going to be a big deal and everybody's going to know about it," said Mark Bedau, chief operating officer of ProtoLife of Venice, Italy, one of those in the race. Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok, but there are ways of addressing it, and it will be a very long time before that is a problem.'"

249 comments

  1. legitimate worries by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok I, for one, welcome our new artificially-created overlords!

    Amok, amok, amok!

    1. Re:legitimate worries by bagboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      >>creating life that could run amok

      shouldn't that be amarok?

    2. Re:legitimate worries by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      shouldn't that be amarok? A giant wolf that hunts you down and eats you should you be caught hunting alone at night? I hope not!
    3. Re:legitimate worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok
      Isn't amok some Unix command line utility? It sure sounds like one. Someone should write one. And then we won't have to wait ten years to run it.
    4. Re:legitimate worries by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      shouldn't that be amarok?

      Or maybe "Ragnarök"...

    5. Re:legitimate worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amok is KDE's random number generator

    6. Re:legitimate worries by manifoldronin · · Score: 1
      (On some nerd web site in the Artificially Created Universe)

      I, for one, welcome our new self-proclaimed creator overlords!

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    7. Re:legitimate worries by corifornia · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hate that canned fucking comment.

      I prefer frosty piss to that.

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    8. Re:legitimate worries by F4_W_weasel · · Score: 1

      Don't these guys read /. - we've been having artificial life for years here...

      old news pal... move along.

    9. Re:legitimate worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While everyone seems to be worried about men creating artifical women that will reject them, isn't anyone else worried about this thing turning into a black blob that eats people? I smell Species 3. I just hope the monster will lead to some nice topless hot women nudity and I'll die a happy man.

    10. Re:legitimate worries by idego · · Score: 1

      No problem we just build in a 5 year life span and set up a new police agency to hunt any rogue ones down, call them knife joggers.

    11. Re:legitimate worries by ultranova · · Score: 1

      (On some nerd web site in the Artificially Created Universe)
      I, for one, welcome our new self-proclaimed creator overlords!

      And immediately gets a hundred replies claiming that we don't exist, there is no evidence of our existence, and anyone believing our existence is a deluded moron. I wonder if the scientists monitoring the experiment would appreciate the irony ?-)

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    12. Re:legitimate worries by somersault · · Score: 1

      Sure - it can run amok, but can it run Linux?? And can we have a beowulf orgy .. er.. cluster of this life

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    13. Re:legitimate worries by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Is Amok like Wal-Mart?

    14. Re:legitimate worries by srmq · · Score: 1

      I would love to run amarok in my artificially-created pet bird!

    15. Re:legitimate worries by corifornia · · Score: 0

      Methinks your parents poured frosty piss on you.

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  2. So... by rrohbeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    we're going to *grow* flying cars?

    1. Re:So... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      well birds already know how to life so it will just be pointing them in the right direction and keeping them fed. on the plus side they will lower CO2 emmissions quite a bit, and food is easier to get than gas, at least today. I just hope they don't bring back a carnivore flying animal.

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    2. Re:So... by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

      I just hope they don't bring back a carnivore flying animal.

      Gryphons would be a lot of fun.

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    3. Re:So... by amilham · · Score: 1

      A lot of birds are carnivorous.

    4. Re:So... by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

      Suddenly seeing a Sci-Fi commercial for Eureka. Something along the lines of "Remember, if you're creating a new pet, don't make it a carnivore. When adding a new member to the family, you shouldn't risk the old ones."

      Live smart, Slashdot.

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  3. Good News for Slashdotters by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since artificial life is the only kind they're every going to get!

    1. Re:Good News for Slashdotters by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Since artificial life is the only kind they're every going to get!

      Oh great, a new class of spam:

      "Lonely? Just boot up a Booty-Tron for only $99.95 a month!"

    2. Re:Good News for Slashdotters by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Lonely? Just boot up a Booty-Tron for only $99.95 a month!"

      I think I speak for all Slashdotters when I say this is what I've been waiting my whole life (or at least since age 13) for.
    3. Re:Good News for Slashdotters by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [Booty-Tron for only $99.95 a month!] I think I speak for all Slashdotters when I say this is what I've been waiting my whole life


      Will you accept a delayed delivery?
    4. Re:Good News for Slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lonely? Just boot up a Booty-Tron for only $99.95 a month!"

      I'd rather have a Cherry 2000.

    5. Re:Good News for Slashdotters by DrScotsman · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Lonely? Just boot up a Lucy Liubot for only $99.95 a month!"

      Fixed.

  4. I for one... by securityfolk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...welcome our wet, artificial overlords!

    1. Re:I for one... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      ...welcome our wet, artificial overlords!

      Gah, that sounds so sleazy. Brings to mind the "Weird Science" build-a-babe scene.

    2. Re:I for one... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      "...welcome our wet, artificial overlords!"

      Gah, that sounds so sleazy. Brings to mind the "Weird Science" build-a-babe scene.


      Pris from Blade Runner was my first thought. ;-)

  5. 10 years! by GreggBz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So, that's when Spore's coming out!?

  6. De ja vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't we read this ten years ago?

  7. Cylons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Cylons were created by man...

    1. Re:Cylons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This is "interesting"? Mods on crack, news at 11.

    2. Re:Cylons by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      The Cylons were created by man...

      Well, the "toasters" were, but these may only count as artificial intelligence. The ones that can medically pass for human, artificial life?, were not.

    3. Re:Cylons by Versatile+Dinosaur · · Score: 1

      In the original "Galactica", ("Original and Best") Cylons were a reptilian life form with cyborg augmentation. Definitely not man-made.

    4. Re:Cylons by somersault · · Score: 1

      Now I know what happened to my pet gecko after I implanted that KITT LED kit.

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  8. Seriously by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    How hard could it be to create ugly bags of mostly water?

    1. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently not too hard; you only took 9 months of development.

    2. Re:Seriously by mrrodgers0 · · Score: 1

      oooh. that burns. Anyway, this is a really complex and vague science (is that possible?????) Even if they get the membrane right, there's no guarantee that life will just start. Even the chemical reactions that are necessary to run the simplest bacteria are quite complex. Now, lets just say we do get it working. Will it reproduce? Highly unlikely, without any of the necessary enzymes, reproduction in the created organism will be nearly impossible.

    3. Re:Seriously by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently not too hard; you only took 9 months of development. And was brought onto the market underdeveloped and incapable of self-support, puking and shitting on the people taking care of him, keeping them up at night. Wow, by this standard, Microsoft Vista must be alive!
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    4. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMFAO.

    5. Re:Seriously by asolipsist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apparently not too hard; you only took 9 months of development.

      That's only 9 months of manufacturing, it took over a billion years of R&D to flesh out the design.

    6. Re:Seriously by tuxlove · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That's only 9 months of manufacturing, it took over a billion years of R&D to flesh out the design

      It took less than a day, if you're a member of the mindless horde of Americans who adhere to fundamentalist christianity.

    7. Re:Seriously by DanielG42 · · Score: 2

      Or someone who thinks the human body is a little too complex to just randomly form over billions of years.

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    8. Re:Seriously by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      At least artificial life will know that they have no god.

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    9. Re:Seriously by esme · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and nearly twelve billion years to setup the runtime environment.

    10. Re:Seriously by amRadioHed · · Score: 1
      obligatory Bill Hicks...

      You ever notice how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe that God made me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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    11. Re:Seriously by MassiveForces · · Score: 1

      And so we infer, product quality is inversly proportional to development time... explains Vista, forbodes what to expect from DNF

    12. Re:Seriously by Nazlfrag · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No, the difference will be they'll have a visible sky wizard.

    13. Re:Seriously by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's only 9 months of manufacturing, it took over a billion years of R&D to flesh out the design. Is this supposed to make me feel less or more confident in seeing Duke Nukem Forever in my lifetime?
    14. Re:Seriously by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Evolutionary theory doesn't say that humans "just randomly formed." Creationist caricatures of Darwinism bear little resemblance to actual evolutionary theory.

      That's part of the reason it's so hard to have a debate on the subject. It's difficult to even get to the subject, because you have to wade through so many absurd assumptions about what evolution is (meaning--what the scientific theory is) before you can argue about whether it's right or wrong. Usually we never get to that point, because people don't want to give up their cherished illusions that Darwinism is best summed up by stuff like "Frog+time=prince."

      It would be like me arguing against voting Republican because they eat babies. They don't eat babies, but if I couldn't give up that caricature, we could never get to the point of talking about their actual platform or policies.

    15. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it as a badge of honor to be modded down for my statement here. Creationists can bite me. Get thee back to church and stay there.

    16. Re:Seriously by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      Or someone who thinks the human body is a little too complex to just randomly form over billions of years.

      All evolutionists think this. I'm glad you agree. I'm guessing you didn't actually mean to agree, but only did so by accident. You might want to read up a little before you spout ignorant opinions on topics you know nothing about. Evolution is the exact opposite of randomness.

    17. Re:Seriously by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Randomness can stop with the first element that is stable, can grow, can grow after being split (first form of replication), can survive changes in the outside conditions (adapt). Which incidentally fulfills genesis 9:7.

      You are not defending a god, you're tying a possible creator God to the creation of the universe in stages because you can't conceive any other way. Do not tell a god how to do things, if he exist he'll be pissed.

      Of course a scientist believing that the discovery of the above first element excludes a god because religious books did not describe life as science does are your identical counterpart. Scientists tend to see the world in a mechanical way because till now a mechanical world without any trace of will offered the best approximation of truth.

      Till now. There is no guarantee for the future. Heck there is no guarantee that the speed of light won't drop dramatically in the next few seconds. All we know is that the speed of light has been approx c since we began measuring it.

      Scientists try and describe everything in mathematical terms until they find a formula that models the situation. Well i can model my "going to eat" with a sufficiently complex formula that encompasses 99% of the cases, and if my model is similar to some used with quantum physics, it'll go to 100% because it's not with a single solution. But all i have is the "how", not the "why". "going to eat" still depends on my will, not on that formula. The will is likely to be an overlooked factor these days.

      So back to topic my hunch is that life probably evolved mechanically, in conditions not necessarily internal to the earth (space dust, why not), and that there also might be a "will" that made events with lower probability happen over those with higher probability.

      So to piss of both you believers and you scientists :D

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    18. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't? You've checked them all? All you can really say is, "No Republicans have been caught eating babies."

  9. Life imitates Sid Meier by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "We hold life to be sacred, but we also know the foundation of life consists in a stream of codes not so different from the successive frames of a watchvid. Why then cannot we cut one code short here, and start another there? Is life so fragile that it can withstand no tampering? Does the sacred brook no improvement?"
    - Chairman Sheng-ji Yang (The Human Hive), Dynamics of Mind

    1. Re:Life imitates Sid Meier by alexhard · · Score: 1

      DAMN I love that game..never got it to play on XP though, even with the patch :/

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    2. Re:Life imitates Sid Meier by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I did. Through piracy, though. And not the Nautilus kind, either.

  10. Woo Hoo! by n6kuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Artificial Intelligent Design!

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    1. Re:Woo Hoo! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Artificial Intelligent Design!

      Yeah, who says its not observable and testable. (Yeah yeah, it does not explain "original complexity", but so be it.)

      Wait, isn't "artificial" redundant above? Hmmmm....

    2. Re:Woo Hoo! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Artificial Intelligent Design! Does this mean that the scientists will have noodly appendages?
    3. Re:Woo Hoo! by alexj33 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ID Proponents will feel more validated after this event happens; not less.

      If scientific intelligence creates life in a lab, such a breakthrough of course won't show that life came about on its own without an intelligence.

    4. Re:Woo Hoo! by OfficialReverendStev · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the "real" kind?

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    5. Re:Woo Hoo! by Loether · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder if the ID proponents do feel more validated will they agree that the scientists that created the life are far closer to being a god than they will ever be?

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    6. Re:Woo Hoo! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It should be an interesting test. If the ID crowd are sincere in their claim that the Desginer doesn't have to be divine, they'll be delighted. If, on the other hand, they're really just a bunch of religious fanatics, they'll be appalled. (I know which way I'm betting.)

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    7. Re:Woo Hoo! by FluxIntegrator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You have to realize, the sole purpose for the existence of a religious fanatic is to spread their fanaticism, in any lying, cheating, or stealing way possible. That means they'll be delighted when they have an excuse to claim intelligence is necessary for design (even those this wouldn't show that at all). They'll be appalled by the creation of such things, but once one is created that's all they need to start distorting the facts as usual.

    8. Re:Woo Hoo! by dc29A · · Score: 1

      It should be an interesting test. If the ID crowd are sincere in their claim that the Desginer doesn't have to be divine, they'll be delighted. If, on the other hand, they're really just a bunch of religious fanatics, they'll be appalled. (I know which way I'm betting.) The creator *HAS TO BE* divine, or you end up with an infinite regression of designers. Because there is always the question: Who created the designer?
    9. Re:Woo Hoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time travel, the designee.

    10. Re:Woo Hoo! by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, they'll be disappointed that only simple life forms can be created. In millions of years, those life forms we create in the near future might actually evolve into something interesting, though.

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    11. Re:Woo Hoo! by Robotbeat · · Score: 1

      It should be an interesting test. If the ID crowd are sincere in their claim that the Desginer doesn't have to be divine, they'll be delighted. If, on the other hand, they're really just a bunch of religious fanatics, they'll be appalled. (I know which way I'm betting.)

      The creator *HAS TO BE* divine, or you end up with an infinite regression of designers. Because there is always the question: Who created the designer?

      You are right, of course.

      If mankind can create complex life inside a completely artificial computer world, Moore's Law poses this question to us: how do we know we aren't inside a computer, "created" by a programmer?

      Of course, if the programmer isn't eternal, then it also implies he may have a programmer, and so on and so forth. Following the logic that the ability to create complex beings implies that one may have been created in a similar way, an eternal programmer is the only end for the infinite regression, if there needs to be an end.
    12. Re:Woo Hoo! by misanthrope101 · · Score: 0, Troll
      They avoid that issue by refusing to discuss the actual nature/identity of the designer. We know what they're referring to, and Evangelicals (who aren't apalled by ID advocates denying Jesus by their silence) know what they're referring to, but they think they can have credibility if they keep mum on the subject.

      Doesn't work, but it's an interesting theory. "I know there was a designer, but I'm not going to say anything at all about who or what it might be. That way you can't present counterarguments." Might work in 2nd grade or so, but eventually we have to grow up and actually present arguments that can, alas, be refuted.

    13. Re:Woo Hoo! by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Assuming God is perfect, do you think he would create a static set of life that is unable to adapt to its environment? God may have set up the very possibility of "life" to begin with, along with its ability to adapt. The fact that we think we can "create" life doesn't really mean much. We're still playing by the creator's rules, since we live inside his creation.

      It's like an intelligent computer program creating a sub-program of its own devising. Cool, but so what. Without the CPU it's nothing. Just a thought.

    14. Re:Woo Hoo! by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the method they're using is pretty dumb by design. It says that they're counting on Darwinian evolution to select the most reproductive life forms, so they're not doing that much designing anyway.

    15. Re:Woo Hoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is that really an "end"? It's a hack, a fudge, a way to get around the nasty issue of, "ok, so this creator must be the most complex thing around, and therefore, by our own logic, also needs a creator".

      If ID proves anything, it proves that monotheism can't be. ID invalidates the religious views of about 2 or 3 billion people. Realize, that ID is presented as SCIENCE. In the realm of science, it invalidates itself. Dogma might prevent an infinite regression, but not science...

    16. Re:Woo Hoo! by FluxIntegrator · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, flamebait? I didn't start the fire... That's a good song, but my post was certainly not flamebait, it was entirely objective and I'm sorry that some here can't see the truth.

  11. I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by ChrisMounce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, when will we start seeing legislation for warnings on food? If this takes off, I can see companies making stuff like pseudo-cows and pseudo-chickens that are cheaper to breed in the long term.

    I suppose they'll start out with plant-like forms of life for simplicity. Strangely, eating artificial plants wouldn't bother me as much as artificial animals.

    1. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

      I think they will start out with the minimum gene set required to have a self propagating life form.

      Artificial chromosomes will be introduced to this life form to create protein factories.

    2. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      If this takes off, I can see companies making stuff like pseudo-cows and pseudo-chickens that are cheaper to breed in the long term.

      I suspect we're there already: if a McNugget isn't pseudo-chicken, what exactly is it?

      Strangely, eating artificial plants wouldn't bother me as much as artificial animals.

      Blurring the line would be interesting. I'm looking forward to growing a steak vine.

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    3. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that edible plants are the simplest forms of life, it's time you open a biology book.

    4. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by Blublu · · Score: 1

      That would be awesome, I can't wait to pick a steak from a tree for dinner.

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    5. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by ChrisMounce · · Score: 1

      I know, but there's not much meat on a bacterium.

      And yes, I know that single-celled life forms are used in food production. But they aren't eaten as-is - they're used to ferment or leaven some material from a multi-celled life form.

      I suppose you could eat a whole colony of bacteria, but I don't know what that would be like (nutritional value, side-effects, taste).

    6. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Ooo-hooo, I heard it through the steak vine...

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    7. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by shobble · · Score: 1

      My, that was a yummy slime mold!

    8. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      I heard someone somewhere say that creating artificial meat probably wouldn't be that hard, as it would be possible to create tumour like tissue growth in a solution.

    9. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by hajus · · Score: 1

      You mean like http://www.newharvest.org/ is growing actual meat in a machine because NASA would rather ship said machine than cows for the Mars mission? (I think the company was created by scientists who worked on this issue for NASA and then split to start the company after they found the solution.)

    10. Re:I'm on lunch break, as you can tell. by zimm0who0net · · Score: 1

      Umm. Actually cows and chickens are not exactly "natural". There's no such thing as a "wild cow" or "wild chicken". They were both genetically engineered through thousands of years of selective breeding. Modern genetic engineering is really no different except that it modifies the genes directly rather than indirectly through breeding.

  12. We have 2 billion years by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of killing & eating each other. That's life on earth.

    Any artificial life without that pedigree is going to be ... disadvantaged.

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    1. Re:We have 2 billion years by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any artificial life without that pedigree is going to be ... disadvantaged.

      I think you mean "breakfast."

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    2. Re:We have 2 billion years by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Definitely. Most bioengineering to date was done through breeding, and most of it was done to make big-breasted chickens, husky cattle, uber-lactating cows, and so on.

      I'll be thrilled when we can simply grow muscle (aka meat) without consuming vast ranges of land and megatons of grain.

    3. Re:We have 2 billion years by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I won't be satisfied till they create a flat, boneless, tender, delicious animal that can live and breed entirely on my garden lawn, mowing it to the ideal height, until it is big and juicy enough to eat, whereby it comes into my house, skins and seasons itself, slicing out any remaining inedible or non-delicious vital organs and cutting of it's own head as it's last act before it's final plunge into the frying pan, 10 mins before dinner time. It should also put the potatoes on 10 mins earlier.

  13. Don't worry by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    It still won't suck as much as real life.

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  14. Uh. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We aren't smart enough to design things, we just let evolution do the hard work and then we figure out what happened," Szostak said.

    Between that and the guy who wants to extend the genetic code to twelve bases, it seems a little avant-garde to just trust everything to evolution (although, in a sense, I suppose that's the point of being a forerunner). It seems that would be more useful to trust evolution for advancement only in the intermediate phases of getting organisms that do what we want, rather than letting them evolve and evolve until we have the final designs for proto-organisms that do what we want. Upon reflection, I don't really expect them to try the latter method since it would lead to all kinds of dead ends, but I do sorta wonder how many other people out there will jump to that conclusion like I did. Of course, dead ends in genetics maybe don't matter if you're breeding billions of proto-organisms and have a reliable method for killing the ones you know you don't want. Then again, unless you remove the ability of the organisms to breed (which, if we're designing them from scratch, may not be too hard), evolution will just continue on even after you have what you think is your final design.

    I guess all this thinking is a little preliminary. People will begin to take these issues perhaps a little more seriously when the time comes to start breeding little proto-organisms.

    1. Re:Uh. by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't need a reliable method of killing off the ones you don't want. All you need is a little bit of selection pressure. In fact, too much pressure can be detrimental to evolution, as it can strip the population of diversity. A good method would probably be to vary the strength of selection pressures over time, to allow the population to diverge and then occasionally cull the low performers.

    2. Re:Uh. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      I meant "don't want" as in "have undesirable traits that we very much don't want spread." That was intended as more of a typical knee-jerk reaction to genetics rather than a commentary on maximizing the effectiveness of the organisms.

    3. Re:Uh. by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Ahh, okay. I guess I was speaking from my perspective as a researcher in genetic algorithms. Just two orthogonal viewpoints passing in the night ;)

  15. Self destruction by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the answers to the Fermi Paradox that is often thrown around is the idea that intelligent life tends to destroy itself after a short amount of time. Normally, people think this means huge wars, but I actually have pondered a different theory. As technology advances, more and more power is put into the hands of relatively small groups, and then ultimately to individuals.

    I've wondered if perhaps there was some sort of energy-conversion technology that we don't know about yet (such as an easy way to create antimatter), but once discovered, it puts too much power available too easily. Basically, a single nutcase then creates a doomsday bomb, and that's it. If that were possible, and assuming it was relatively undetectable, it would be inevitable that life would be destroyed. You simply can't stop determined crazy people.

    On the other hand, things like this make me wonder about biological weapons. As this technology matures, it will get easier and easier, and be available cheaper and cheaper to create artificial lifeforms. You see it on the Internet... script kiddies have an immense amount of power to destroy property. Once biolife is cheap and easy, and you get a human-hating nut who *wants* to destroy humanity, how can you stop it?

    It won't be war that kills everyone, it'll be the lone Unibomber type.

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    1. Re:Self destruction by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Interesting
      > On the other hand, things like this make me wonder about biological weapons. As this technology matures, it will get easier and easier, and be available cheaper and cheaper to create artificial lifeforms. You see it on the Internet... script kiddies have an immense amount of power to destroy property. Once biolife is cheap and easy, and you get a human-hating nut who *wants* to destroy humanity, how can you stop it?
      >
      > It won't be war that kills everyone, it'll be the lone Unibomber type.

      Greg Egan's The Moral Virologist indirectly addresses your point, and is one of the most fascinating short stories you'll ever read.

    2. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't be war that kills everyone, it'll be the lone Unibomber type.

      But in true script-kiddie style they'll call themselves the Unipwn3r

    3. Re:Self destruction by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once biolife is cheap and easy, and you get a human-hating nut who *wants* to destroy humanity, how can you stop it?

      Biolife and bioweapons is sorta like saying "I got a cow, now how do I make a bioweapon out of it". If you were the serious nutty kind, go into hazardous disease research until you get your hands on a nasty strain of ebola, mix it up with some airborn virus (this is not extremely hard, and doesn't require artifical life it's more like a transplant), produce a decent quantity then show up early for your flight and sit at the int'l airport infecting everyone passing by for some hours. It'll be in most major cities of the world before shit hits the fan, and paniced fleeing infected will spread it everywhere else. Of course, that assumes you really want to kill everyone, not Al-Quaida "destroy the infidels" everyone but literally everyone. People like that just don't do that though.... they don't act rationally and longterm make up plans, they're the kind that build up and snap. In short, those sane enough to be capable aren't insane enough to actually want to kill *everyone*.

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    4. Re:Self destruction by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In short, those sane enough to be capable aren't insane enough to actually want to kill *everyone*. Not really. Sanity is relative and evolving cultural standard, after all.

      All you really need is a motivated, talented, sociopathic personality that believes a doomsday device is to his or her benefit or furthers his goals.
    5. Re:Self destruction by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      One of the answers to the Fermi Paradox [wikipedia.org] that is often thrown around is the idea that intelligent life tends to destroy itself after a short amount of time. This is not an answer to the paradox, because all it takes is *1* example of intelligent life that does NOT kill itself to spread throughout the galaxy (assuming that is possible).
    6. Re:Self destruction by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      If you were the serious nutty kind, go into hazardous disease research until you get your hands on a nasty strain of ebola, mix it up with some airborn virus (this is not extremely hard, and doesn't require artifical life it's more like a transplant), produce a decent quantity then show up early for your flight and sit at the int'l airport infecting everyone passing by for some hours.

      You're still assuming current technology, where one has to "go into hazardous disease research". What if there were easily available machines with software that produces new life to order?

      they don't act rationally and longterm make up plans, they're the kind that build up and snap. In short, those sane enough to be capable aren't insane enough to actually want to kill *everyone*.

      Remember that Theodore Kaczynski was a genius with an IQ of 160 to 170. He made very long-term plans. With only a few minor tweaks in his beliefs, he easily could've been a doomsday-er.

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    7. Re:Self destruction by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      This is not an answer to the paradox, because all it takes is *1* example of intelligent life that does NOT kill itself to spread throughout the galaxy (assuming that is possible).

      I actually believe that intelligent life is very improbable and that we're alone in the galaxy, but the doomsday argument is an interesting idea -- that it's inevitable that the technology to wipe out the race outstrips the ability to control it.

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    8. Re:Self destruction by brkello · · Score: 1

      You simply can't stop determined crazy people.

      Yes, particularly ones we elect President.

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    9. Re:Self destruction by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      An interesting story, though the very end I thought stretched the bounds of credibility (not the end twist, but rather the protagonist's reaction to the twist).

      Every time I hear or read Kurtweil and other Technocrats wax on about biology becoming a pure information science, with biological entities becoming computable structures, I can't help thinking "boy, are we fucked". And I am not pessimistic by nature.

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    10. Re:Self destruction by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      I actually believe that intelligent life is very improbable and that we're alone in the galaxy I agree, but not on any religious grounds. Or, more to the point, I don't necessarily agree, but if there is intelligent, technological life out there, we are outside of the light cone at present time.

      but the doomsday argument is an interesting idea -- that it's inevitable that the technology to wipe out the race outstrips the ability to control it. It IS an interesting idea, I just don't think it's a probable solution to the Fermi paradox. I think the probable solution to the Fermi paradox is that the evolution of intelligent, technoligical life is exceptionally unlikely. Human intelligence is a classical example of an evolutionary arms race gone amok via sexual selection. We are way more intelligent than necessary and the human brain is an expensive organ. However, intelligence is a very good fitness indicator, or so the Red Queen argument goes, and so, like the peacock feathers, things have gotten a little out of hand.

      Even with our intelligence, any sort of technological society isn't a foregone conclusion. None of the North American natives had the wheel prior to European contact. Ok, so they had the wheel on toys, but hadn't gotten around to doing anything useful with it. The Greeks and the Romans, arguably, had all the component parts necessary to make labor saving machines and even guns, but never got around to doing it (why bother when slaves are cheap?). A couple of different turns in history, and we might not have done it yet either.
    11. Re:Self destruction by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, most of us should be happy that we won't live long enough to witness that. Hopefully.

    12. Re:Self destruction by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      In this article: Too many people playing Bioshock waaay too much.

    13. Re:Self destruction by Korveck · · Score: 1

      If a biological weapon is to be made, it's infinitely easier to simply modify existing bacteria so that it becomes highly reproductive and immune to most things that normally kill it. Creating life is a much more challenging task and anything more complex than a single poorly-made cell is highly unlikely to appear in the next few decades.

    14. Re:Self destruction by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      Once biolife is cheap and easy, and you get a human-hating nut who *wants* to destroy humanity, how can you stop it?

      I won't destroy all of humanity. The virus I will create will just destroy all males except me. Then it will be my responsibility to repopulate the planet. Snoo-snoo galore. Bwahahahahaha.

    15. Re:Self destruction by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      All you really need is a motivated, talented, sociopathic personality that believes a doomsday device is to his or her benefit or furthers his goals.

      Specifically, all you need is one eco-terrorist who believes that mankind is doing so much damage to the environment that humanity must be wiped out to preserve all the other life on the planet. Fortunately there are none of those in existence...

    16. Re:Self destruction by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      I actually believe that intelligent life is very improbable

      Hell, based on all the empirical evidence I think it safe to assume that intelligent life is impossible, deity or no deity.

    17. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > An interesting story, though the very end I thought stretched the bounds of credibility (not the end twist, but rather the protagonist's reaction to the twist).

      "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
      - H. P. Lovecraft

      Consider the corollary to Lovecraft's idea: The most horrifying thing in the world would therefore be the ability of a human mind to correlate all its contents.

      Look no further than our current crop of fundies caught with their pants down: I'll bet Larry "I have a wide stance! My guilty plea was a mistake!" Craig, and Ted "hung out with gay hookers who sold me meth, but I didn't have sex or do the meth!" Haggard, and Mark "texting 'r u jackin it' to male Congressional pages" Foley, Bob "Well, they were black and scary, so I offered them $20 to let me blow them in the washroom!" Allen, and the rest of that lot really believe that at least in between blowjobs, they're really doing the Lord's work, and they're really not gay.

      If a bunch of fundie wankers can come up with rationalizations as far-flung as those for something as utterly mundane as having teh ghey (and closer to home, if we anti-DRM types are willing to cut Valve some slack for Steam, and 2K a different form of slack for Bioshock's activation scheme), is it really that great a leap to see Egan's Virologist make just one little (I'm not going to spoil it for anyone who hasn't read the story) change when faced with the realization of what he's done?

      YMMV, but for me, the protagonist's reaction was most horrifying part of the story. Science fiction isn't about our technology, it's about us. Egan groks the fanatic's mindset in the fullest.

    18. Re:Self destruction by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Once biolife is cheap and easy, and you get a human-hating nut who *wants* to destroy humanity, how can you stop it?

      It won't be war that kills everyone, it'll be the lone Unibomber type.

      If anybody wants me, I'll be in the basement.

      Oh, wait.

    19. Re:Self destruction by E++99 · · Score: 1

      "I got a cow, now how do I make a bioweapon out of it"

      You usually wait until it starts decomposing, and then place it in a large catapult.

      People like that just don't do that though.... they don't act rationally and longterm make up plans, they're the kind that build up and snap. In short, those sane enough to be capable aren't insane enough to actually want to kill *everyone*.

      The unibomber did. He not only had long-term plans, but wrote manifestos on them and whatnot. Granted he didn't want to kill everyone just people who improve technology, but a little tweaking of his psychosis here and there would change that easily enough. The kind of person who will want to kill *everyone* wouldn't be a religious or political psycho; they'd have to be an environmentalist psycho, which the unibomber partially was.
    20. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've wondered if perhaps there was some sort of energy-conversion technology that we don't know about yet (such as an easy way to create antimatter), but once discovered, it puts too much power available too easily.

      You mean like how you can boil down tap water for deuterium and react it with ordinary lithium to make lithium-6 deuteride, and then trigger nuclear fusion by using post 1982 pennies by using a simple homemade thermal phase diffusion mechanism to isolate the heavy zinc-66 nuclear isomer with which you coat the fuel, triggering it with x-rays generated from a microwave oven, allowing the average person to build a nuclear weapon without leaving their home?

      That's just silly; no one would ever think up with something like that, and if they did they would never dare mention it to anyone...

    21. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or read Oryx and Crake, which is better written.

    22. Re:Self destruction by aldheorte · · Score: 1

      This is a tired sophism. The technological sophistication of the overall population increases in lockstep with that of the individual. In truth, given the long dependency chains for any technology (what you are reading this on now is the product of hundreds of entities and thousands of people working together through procurement and resale chains), if anything, the relative capability of the individual is declining.

      People using your line of reasoning have appeared at every time in the past when faced with technological change, predicting the end of humanity and rogue individuals. However, it never happens and the rogue individuals, though they sometimes do exist and cause damage using new technology, are overwhelmed by all the others using the same.

      In your specific example, technological innovation in creating killer diseases will result in more knowledge about how they operate and thus how to vaccinate and cure them. National disease control centers will have the capacity and authority to stop rogue individuals employing biological weapons before much damage is done. The more we know, the safer we are.

    23. Re:Self destruction by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      In truth, given the long dependency chains for any technology (what you are reading this on now is the product of hundreds of entities and thousands of people working together through procurement and resale chains), if anything, the relative capability of the individual is declining.

      What? Are you kidding? Think how much computing power you're typing on compared to the past. No one is controlling that. Think about CNC mills. I can sit in my basement and manufacture just about anything -- by myself. I can buy a printing press and binder that will produce endless numbers of books. What would Thomas Paine had paid for that? And sure, the Internet has a lot of people in-between, but it's very difficult to control. An individual's publishing power is incredibly amplified compared to the past.

      Now, what happens when we have the technology for CNC bio-mills?

      In your specific example, technological innovation in creating killer diseases will result in more knowledge about how they operate and thus how to vaccinate and cure them.

      That's just absurd. It's always easier to destroy than to repair. What your saying is tantamount to saying that because we can build nuclear wepaons, we also have equivalent technology to defend against them. And we don't.

      Let's say I'm designing a doomsday germ. Tell me how you would defend against this: I create it so that it's extremely infectious, can survive outside or inside the body. Then I let it stay dormant for five years (or 10, or 20...) Nobody knows it even exists, until it triggers, killing people within hours. Maybe I design it that once it triggers death, then it self-destructs.

      It probably wouldn't wipe out everyone, but it's perfectly possible it would wipe out 99.9% of the population before anyone even knew what was going on. And who's left to figure out what's going on?

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    24. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there you have it: It is not the insanity of collectivism that will destroy us, e.g. Mao's China killing 120+ millions, Pol Pot's genocide against his own people, Stalin's murderous purges in the USSR, or the good ol' USA dropping A-bombs on civilians in Japan, or building nations in the Middle East by destroying them... No, it will be done by one crazed individual! This is Marxism at its most ludicrous, a view of humanity that derides individual worth and achievement, and elevates the State as the collective wisdom of mankind.

      Individuals can be insane, of course; but collective insanity is the true enemy of civilization, and the clear and present danger to all of us.

    25. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for anyone who cares, Mr. Egan has a discussion on rec.sf.written entitled "hating the creator" where he and a bunch of other people (charlie stoss for one) discuss how we should treat artificial life, particularly whether it's morally acceptable to use selective pressures to "evolve" these creations. The discussion goes on for many pages and like most things involving greg egan, is very thought-provoking and interesting.

      http://groups.google.com.au/group/rec.arts.sf.writ ten/browse_thread/thread/db51c30169c7bc58/66d85b18 a3235b10?q=%22hating+the+creator%22&lnk=ol&

    26. Re:Self destruction by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      All you really need is a motivated, talented, sociopathic personality that believes a doomsday device is to his or her benefit or furthers his goals.

      I first read that as "furthers his goats" for some reason. What's worse is, it made sense that way.

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    27. Re:Self destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story made me draw two morale-of-the-story-unrelated observations: first, if it is possible at all, all STD microorganisms will be under evolutive pressure to develop ways to defeat latex. Second, morality (taboos) actually migrate the other way then usually thought: so to say "God's punishment" precedes "God's commandments" by time periods of many generations. I.e. sexual taboos are generally relaxed in isolated (island) communities, but are strong in continental traditions. Unfortunately, you can't explain to believers that Men created God on own (well,... own parent's) image, not v-v, they fear too much to consider the possibility.

  16. Yay! I can finally get that pet Jackalope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And everyone said they were just a scam.

  17. RAMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't A. Clark think about artificial viruses created in the future in order for human kind to figure out new ways of combating them in Rendezvous with Rama?

  18. Artificial Life May Be Possible Within Ten Years by zeromorph · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...] we may be able to artificially create life within the next decade. [...], and it will be a very long time before that is a problem.

    Let me venture a guess... 10 years?

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  19. correct me if i'm wrong, but by rubberbandball · · Score: 0

    wasn't articial created 10 years ago already?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_the_sheep

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    1. Re:correct me if i'm wrong, but by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      That's cloning. This is LFS (Life From Scratch),
      not to be confused with Linux From Scratch.

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    2. Re:correct me if i'm wrong, but by rubberbandball · · Score: 0

      so you're saying that creating life is different than creating life? i understand the life from scratch argument. sort of. either procedure uses cells to create bigger cells. right. gotcha. these guys are creating the cells instead of copying them. cool. still, they're creating a life form that wouldn't exist in nature. so.. artificial? i like to learn. help me out here.

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    3. Re:correct me if i'm wrong, but by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Yes, pirating software is not as honourable than writing one from scratch :)

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    4. Re:correct me if i'm wrong, but by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're attempting to manufacture a cell.

      Cloning is nothing more than tricking a cell to do what it's already designed to do. You aren't creating anything, the cell is creating another cell.

      It's the difference between going to a Frys buying a motherboard, processor, case etc and assembling it at home vs mining ore, refining, designing, building a fabrication unit printing circuits and assembling that.

    5. Re:correct me if i'm wrong, but by andre.ramaciotti · · Score: 1

      Dolly was a 'copy', its DNA was identical to its mother DNA. These scientists are creating (or trying to) life from nothing. Not only this artificial life being won't have the same DNA as its mother, it won't have a mother and its DNA will be different from the DNA of any other species.

    6. Re:correct me if i'm wrong, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, the 'cloning' that the parent poster wouldn't qualify as creating new life IMHO. But the other 'cloning' that biologists refer to - DNA/molecular cloning probably would. I guess it really depends on how you define new life. But for me personally (a molecular biologist) the addition or alteration of DNA sequences in existing organisms certainly would qualify. The new organism that results from the change in DNA has properties that have never before existed in nature.

      We've been doing this sort of thing around the world for over a decade now.

      So you see, to biologists, this 'create new life' hype is just that. We simply roll our eyes at the attention whores amongst us and return to our daily activities.

  20. It's Alive! by DaveMMR · · Score: 1

    I like to think that the creation of artificial life might be used for medical research applications but I shudder to think that an already overcrowded planet has to make more room for "fake babies". And the potential for anarchy is more than a slight worry for me, being that even if you could replicate the inner-workings of life, it doesn't mean you can give it a "soul". Next thing we know, our streets are filled with wandering empty shells with no knowledge of "right" and "wrong". Just because science "can do it" doesn't always mean it "should do it".

    1. Re:It's Alive! by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next thing we know, our streets are filled with wandering empty shells with no knowledge of "right" and "wrong". They already are. Duh.
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    2. Re:It's Alive! by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I shudder to think that an already overcrowded planet has to make more room for "fake babies".
      notice that problem wasn't caused by the creation of artificial life, it is a sad consequence of ancient cultures not adapting to technology that increases the human life span. many cultures adapted to the unfortunate fact that to keep populations stable one might need to have twice as many kids as there were parents. once technology eliminated alot of childhood diseases the birthrates that sustained humanity before now caused an unsustainable boom in population growth.

      the potential for anarchy is more than a slight worry for me, being that even if you could replicate the inner-workings of life, it doesn't mean you can give it a "soul".
      I hear that argument a lot, that just because we could understand the entirety of human biology that we somehow wouldn't understand what makes us human, usually the view is that something supernatural governs the soul; although that fails to take into account environmental factors- tumors and brain damage for example can permanently alter personality, there are cases for example like phineas gage where permanent alterations in who he was occured. the man was never the same after that accident, you could say his soul was never the same. damage to the amygdala can cause alterations to emotional states, drugs can permanently alter emotional states as well.

      our streets are filled with wandering empty shells with no knowledge of "right" and "wrong". Just because science "can do it" doesn't always mean it "should do it".
      interesting you mention that, another view commonly held that our society is "degrading" from the "good old days" when most peopel don't realize how violent and utterly appalling most of human history was. what exactly do you think we are degrading from? we dont burn people at the stake like was a common punishment in the past, we dont stone people to death [in most countries] we dont enslave entire swaths of people on the basis of how much melanin was in their skin or destroy entire civilizations [mayan aztec] with diseases and war; Cortez for example is responsible in part for a civilization of 25 million being wiped out in south america. If anything society is getting less violent and more civilized as technology advances. I think that people should really start thinking for themselves what makes us human and do some research on human history so that we do not reverty back to such violence.
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    3. Re:It's Alive! by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People said, to the word, the exact same thing about babies born from IVF therapy. Do you think they're soulless automatons too? Should we, perhaps, go kill them all for the greater good of our super-moral "normals"? Don't you see just a bit of irony in your denial to give something a chance at life, partially from revulsion over it being different, in terms of reasoning from your own position of moral superiority?

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    4. Re:It's Alive! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      And the potential for anarchy is more than a slight worry for me, being that even if you could replicate the inner-workings of life, it doesn't mean you can give it a "soul".

      Do you believe bacteria have souls? Or a knowledge of right and wrong? Because that's what they're working on, you know -- essentially a very similar bacterium. It's a looong time before we have to worry about the mechanics of soul manufacture.

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    5. Re:It's Alive! by m50d · · Score: 1

      I hope you will take the equal morality displayed by these creations as evidence for the nonexistence of the soul.

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    6. Re:It's Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing we know, our streets are filled with wandering empty shells with no knowledge of "right" and "wrong".

      They already are. Duh.

      It's even worse: while "right" and "wrong" are somewhat sophisticated concepts, I meet lots of people with no knowledge of "right" and "left".

    7. Re:It's Alive! by DaveMMR · · Score: 1

      The way I read the article, scientists are creating life from scratch. IVF therapy is not the same thing. They're not creating the eggs or the sperm. So, to answer your question: "no, I do not think they're soulless automatons". And I have no feelings of moral superiority. Whether you believe in a higher being or not, everyone agrees that man was not created by man. You're thinking is that we'll create new humans with our own hands and they'll be as good as the "nature made models". Furthermore, there's no "denial" by me to keep something from having life (I don't have that kind of pull in this world). I'm just of the belief that nature should be toyed with cautiously and perhaps I'm outlining the "worst case scenario". By the way, I'm well aware that I'm jumping ahead to "human creation", but it all starts somewhere.

    8. Re:It's Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to hazard a guess, you fulfill at least one of these criteria:

      Christian
      American
      Conservative

    9. Re:It's Alive! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      People said, to the word, the exact same thing about babies born from IVF therapy. Do you think they're soulless automatons too?

      Thank you! We IVF babies are NOT machines, and just because we don't show up in photos or reflections doesn't make us soulless. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go perform some mundane and repetitive tasks until refueling time.

    10. Re:It's Alive! by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I hear that argument a lot, that just because we could understand the entirety of human biology that we somehow wouldn't understand what makes us human, usually the view is that something supernatural governs the soul; although that fails to take into account environmental factors- tumors and brain damage for example can permanently alter personality, there are cases for example like phineas gage where permanent alterations in who he was occured. the man was never the same after that accident, you could say his soul was never the same. damage to the amygdala can cause alterations to emotional states, drugs can permanently alter emotional states as well.

      It's obvious that our brains and our senses impact our mental states, but that does not imply that life doesn't come from the soul. In order to test the effect of tumors or chemical imbalances on the actual person, we'd have to compare their mental state when inhabiting their body and brain and while not doing so. It's not something that most people can do at will, but many, many people over the millennia have claimed to have done it. Off hand, I can't think of any with brain tumors. But people with near-death experiences often claim to have had clearer thought and sharper senses when not in the body.
    11. Re:It's Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus fucking Christ, you are a fucking retard.

      Please help stop Global Warming: stop breathing.

    12. Re:It's Alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But people with near-death experiences often claim to have had clearer thought and sharper senses when not in the body.
      the problem with that is that our senses, sight for example, is based on a method of receiving information from outside stimuli [in this case light] which is received, transduced into an electrical impulse and carried up axons to the specialized parts of the brain that make sense of what is there. in fact, what you see is very much similar to the way cameras work. the signals and information involved are physical and not supernatural. in short, were it to be a purely supernatural phenomena allowing for sight/hearing etc. "outside the body" we should be able to interrupt the physical electrical signals and/or tissues involved in sight and observe sight. this is not what we observe, you take away any of a number of physical paths for information and you can't see, you can't hear, and you certainly can't perceive much of anything outside of it. any claim that there is some supernatural origin of the personality [or a soul if you prefer] would need to be backed up by evidence, not just testimony.
    13. Re:It's Alive! by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      it is a sad consequence of ancient cultures not adapting to technology that increases the human life span. many cultures adapted to the unfortunate fact that to keep populations stable one might need to have twice as many kids as there were parents. once technology eliminated alot of childhood diseases the birthrates that sustained humanity before now caused an unsustainable boom in population growth

      And once we reached the levels of industrialization, urban life, and wealth as we have now, population growth dropped to below replenishment because the culture changed and people had things to do with their lives other than breed. All the population growth in today's world is in poorer populations. Now, this gives us two possible futures. In one, wealthier and more advanced populations will fail to reproduce themselves and the cultural and technological peaks of our generation will never be matched again. In another, globalization enriches everyone before this happens and world population slowly declines until reaching a comfortable equilibrium.

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  21. reminds me of my fav. joke..... by Taimat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Humans have become so technically evolved that they can now make a living, breathing person.

    A summit of scientists believed that because they now had the power to create life, God was no longer needed. So they all decided that someone should go and tell God this. One man volunteered to go. One day he climbed a mountain and called upon God.

    "God! We humans now have the ability to bring people from the dead, we can create our own life, we don't need you anymore so you can leave us alone."

    God listened to the scientist and nodded his head. "Okay, I'll tell you what, if you can really create life, let's have a competition, if you can create a better person than me, I'll go, but we'll have to do it the way I did it in the old days."

    So the scientist agrees and begins to collect some dirt to make his person. God simply watches him and finally asks him what he's doing.

    "I'm using the dirt to make a person."

    God smiles, looks at the scientist and replies, "Go make your own dirt."

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    1. Re:reminds me of my fav. joke..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an elegant method for creating another human being, but unfortunately, the dirty diagrams won't fit in this margin.

    2. Re:reminds me of my fav. joke..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always hated that joke. It's often dug up during the announcement of any significant discovery, I think to make people feel better about their own lack of achievement. It's so odd though, like musing about how the x-men or batman could beat up a scientist, so he should have some humility.

    3. Re:reminds me of my fav. joke..... by Climate+Shill · · Score: 1

      I have an elegant method for creating another human being, but unfortunately, the dirty diagrams won't fit in this margin.

      Put them on wikipedia with all the others.

    4. Re:reminds me of my fav. joke..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is one of your favorite jokes?

    5. Re:reminds me of my fav. joke..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  22. Creating life that could run amok by AaxelB · · Score: 1

    I'm curious: Is there any chance within our lifetimes that this artifical life could actually survive in a non-meticulously-controlled real-world environment, or will our attempts to best God destined to die with a whimper in a petri dish?

    The first and most obvious reaction to this is worrying about some sort of mega-virus (created by accident or on purpose) that will either turn us all to zombies or be no fun and just kill us, but the first "artifical life" will be, compared to anything natural, a joke. (Note: still a huge accomplishment and very hard/impressive/better than I could do, but not anything that will compete in nature.)

    TFA says the main hurdles are creating a cell membrane, some sort of genetic system, and a metabolism. Once they have that, how close is it to something like a real bacteria or virus? And after that, how many steps to creating an organism that could be introduced into the world and actually survive? Are we talking decades? Generations? Millennia?

  23. Artificial woman by javamann · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, if I created an artificial woman I'm betting she still wouldn't go out with me.

    1. Re:Artificial woman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She'll marry you just fine but still sleep with the FedEx delivery guy.

    2. Re:Artificial woman by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You're not supposed to add artifical intelligence, just life.

      --
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    3. Re:Artificial woman by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he said a woman.

      Thanks, I'll be here until the first woman reads that. (A long time, in other words). Ah, make it stop!

    4. Re:Artificial woman by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

      My Dear Marie / Metal Angel Marie (anime)

      Weird Science

      A popular idea.

    5. Re:Artificial woman by DemonXstreeM · · Score: 1

      But she may be willing to do the cleaning?

      --
      -exitus acta probat
  24. Why create from scratch? by Nymz · · Score: 1

    I find it's easier to take an existing program, and alter it a bit here and there, than to start writting completly from scratch. If they are successful though, I'm willing to bet they won't be in a 'sharing' mood. (more likely a 'patent' mood)

    1. Re:Why create from scratch? by Fluffy+Bunnies · · Score: 1

      Why create from scratch? To prove it can be done, I would assume. Besides, what you're proposing has already been done AFAIK.

    2. Re:Why create from scratch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the challenge. Modification of existing life is commonplace.

    3. Re:Why create from scratch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Create from scratch to prove that we were put here by aliens because if it's that easy then it must be beneath any god to toil with such lowly tasks.

    4. Re:Why create from scratch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That all depends on the program you're altering. Some programs are so indecipherable that the amount of time one would spend tracing/understand them is far greater than the amount of time it would take to simply rewrite it. I'm speaking from experience here. There was a VT100 emulator that I wanted to incorporate into something else, however, I'm pretty sure it would have qualified as a problem for the obfuscated C contest. Luckily, I found http://rote.sourceforge.net/ (one of the most beautiful libraries I've seen written in C) and my problems were at an end.

    5. Re:Why create from scratch? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Doubt it. As you point out, making life from scratch isn't very useful. What it does is tell us how life can be made (ie how it probably was) and how hard it is (ie how likely it is to happen... wherever).

      If we can make life from scratch then chances are the universe is full of it.

  25. Great by eclectro · · Score: 1

    I will send my robotic man servant to take the flying car and pick up my new pet blob.

    --
    Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
  26. Mmmmm......nucleotides by Monk+Who+Says+Ni · · Score: 1

    I for one am excited to see what happens though I'm waiting to see more headlines about religious protest than usual to respond to this. I support the idea as the applications could be amazing, but the whole 'playing god' moral outcry thing is, as always, going to be right up in arms on the tail of the 'yay, we did it!' party.

    Either way---'mmm, yay' for science.

    --
    Its the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!
  27. Never heard of sea monkeys? by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    They came as little artificial pellets, but once you put them in water -- look out -- LIFE!

    1. Re:Never heard of sea monkeys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those 'artificial pellets' you are referring to are nothing other than 100% genuine sea monkey eggs.

    2. Re:Never heard of sea monkeys? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      They came as little artificial pellets, but once you put them in water -- look out -- LIFE! Those weren't artificial pellets, those were actual living brine shrimp in cryptobiosis.
      --
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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  28. Re:Artificial Life May Be Possible Within Ten Year by argmanah · · Score: 2, Funny

    [...] we may be able to artificially create life within the next decade. [...], and it will be a very long time before that is a problem.

    Let me venture a guess... 10 years?

    It must be a bunch of Unix developers trying to avoid having to deal with the 2038 overflow problem. Us geeks will do just about anything to slack.

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  29. Addressing the problem... by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

    Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok, but there are ways of addressing it, I believe the word you're looking for is either flamethrowers or guns.
    --
    "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!"
    1. Re:Addressing the problem... by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      Chainsaws?

      Seriously, though. I will be more interested if the can "spec'" every component from the cell walls in, rather than just make a mash-up of existing bits, which is simply an extension of the existing GMOs. Even with all of the increase in "this DNA sequence codes that" knowledge, we still don't understand how functional proteins are constructed from the DNA-encoded fragments (which could be bypassed by explicitly coding for all proteins). There are at least two more layers of additional complexity (intrinsic gene regulation and homotropic inheritance) that need to be understood before a truly artificial organism can be designed, and I don't know that ten years ('specially if the world, or USofA, economy slumps during that period) are going to be enough. Doesn't mean some fools won't try it, though, well before they have enough information to understand their "creation".

  30. Will spawn a new generation of Sci-Fi Horror Flix by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    With every new scientific enhancement comes the man-made horrors that Hollywood is more than willing to capitalize upon...

  31. That Solves It! by Wisconsingod · · Score: 1

    For year's I've been trying to "get a life"

    Now I'll finally be able to create one!

  32. Well... by marshmallow+soup · · Score: 1

    Because we know that the media is really good at predicting the future of technology. I mean, check out my personal jet pack... what's that you say? Oh. Right.

    1. Re:Well... by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      And my flying car works well too.

      Man will NEVER CREATE LIFE. God never gave us that power and told us that He didn't.

      --

      Athiesm is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.
  33. No, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. "worries about creating life that could run amok" by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    "When these things are created, they're going to be so weak, it'll be a huge achievement if you can keep them alive for an hour in the lab," he said. "But them getting out and taking over, never in our imagination could this happen."

    Not to be an alarmist or anything.

    But it's not like they'll face stiff resistance taking over..

  35. As long as it looks like Natalie Portman by thewils · · Score: 1

    Then I'm all for it.

    --
    Once I was a four stone apology. Now I am two separate gorillas.
  36. yeah, yeah... by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Funny

    46 chromosomes ought to be enough for anybody.

    --
    "Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work." Amy/A-Team
  37. Biodiversity, extinction by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

    I've been toying with this idea a bit, what if we become able to completely engineer life forms as complex as, say, bugs and plants.
    That would put the notion of biodiversity in another perspective. "So what if these species are endangered, if we need something like it, we'll just create it again." And any newly created lifeform would be 'close to extinction', and yet at the same time a artificial, manufactured product.
    I'm thinking a lot of people wouldn't be comfortable with something that so clearly raises questions about the value of life.

    --
    In a fair world, refrigerators would make electricity.
    1. Re:Biodiversity, extinction by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

      Look at how human life is treated in 3rd world countries. Look how it's treated in China. Consider how easily a US company will lay off loyal workers.

      Before we consider what is / isn't right to do with artificial life, let's consider what rights we think WE should have. It doesn't matter that you think your new tribble is entitled to, those who have say won't treat it any better than they treat anyone else.

      I see special pets being made, rip-offs of said pets being made and the original company suing to have the copier shut down, all their clients pay damages and the putting down of all the "copyright infringing" pets.

      Look at how crop gene patents have been abused, that tells you all you need to know about what will happen.

  38. WTF?! by Wikkiwikki25 · · Score: 0

    What Happens when the clones start playing the Sims or Second LIFE?

  39. Artificial life may be possible within 10 years by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 1

    ...but only with the permission of the Chinese central government.

  40. I've known how to create life for years . . . by mmell · · Score: 1
    How to get 'em to move out once they turn eighteen, now - that's another story! :^(

    Oh, well; five down, one to go.

  41. Soilent Green is... Artificial!! by securityfolk · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should grow this artificial life as a food source. After all, you are what you eat ;)

  42. Lunar Base by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

    If there were laws that forced certain genetic experiments to be done on the moon, it would be a lot safer for everyone, and it could form the basis of a real commercial space industry.

    It would also be another good reason to build a space elevator on the moon, which would be extremely good for further space exploration.

    But I digress.

  43. Get a grip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok, but there are ways of addressing it, and it will be a very long time before that is a problem.'"

    Will any of them be facehuggers?

  44. yeah, but does it run... by jandoedel · · Score: 1

    Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok so, is amok some kind of linux distro?
  45. Tyrell and Roy's conversation comes to mind... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Tyrell: What can he do for you?
    Roy: Can the maker repair what he makes?
    Tyrell: Would you like to be modified?
    Roy: I had in mind something a little more radical.
    Tyrell: What seems to be the problem?
    Roy: Death.
    Tyrell: Death. Well, I'm afraid that's a little out of my jurisdiction, you...
    Roy: I want more life, fucker.
    Tyrell: The facts of life: To make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once its been established.
    Roy: Why not?
    Tyrell: Because by the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutations give rise to revertant colonies like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship sinks.
    Roy: What about EMS recombination?
    Tyrell: We've already tried it. Ethyl methane sulfonate is an alkylating agent and a potent mutagen. It created a virus so lethal the subject was dead before he left the table.
    Roy: Then a repressor protein that blocks the operating cells?
    Tyrell: Wouldn't obstruct replication, but it does give rise to an error in replication so that the newly formed DNA strand carries the mutation and you've got a virus again... but, all of this is academic. You were made as well as we could make you.
    Roy: But not to last.
    Tyrell: The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, Roy. Look at you, you're the prodigal son, you're quite a prize!
    Roy: I've done questionable things.
    Tyrell: Also extraordinary things, revel in your time!
    Roy: Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for?

    RS

    --
    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
  46. Evaluate the claims by looking at the company by wintermute42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been to Venice, Italy once for six days. I still dream of going back. Venice is one of the great jewels of humanity, a place like no other. Assuming that the Italian government and regulations didn't drive me crazy, I'd love to love in Venice.

    This train of through seems to have been the logic behind ProtoLife. The company has been founded and run by a group of Americans without any particular experience in molecular biology or any other kind of biology. The closest they seem to get is an organic chemist. The whole motivo esistere (reason to exist) seems to be "lets do something that sounds cool in the coolest city in the world". Given their backgrounds, I think that there are serious questions about whether some of the people involved have any real understanding of experimental method (and instrumenting a roulette wheel doesn't count), much less the "wet lab" work of biology.

    In short, this is not a serious company and they don't deserve to have any claims they make taken seriously. If artificial life is created in ten years it seems very unlikely that this will have been done at ProtoLife.

    In theory this is a start-up company that is supposed to have some prospect of making money. Artificial life, which really amounts to assembling pieces (enzymes and organelles from cells, along with selected genes). This doesn't mean that the assembled organism is of any use from a commercial stand point. This just reinforced the idea that this company is nothing more than a hobby.

  47. Been here a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beam random female off the street in Hollywood.

    Measure silicon content.

    I rest my case.

  48. Replace my Mitochondria! by StCredZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we can make new ones that can replace the ones that are already there with broken-down mtDNA, then this brings us closer to extended lifespans!

    http://methuselahfoundation.org/index.php?pagename =mitosens

  49. Existing technology is better by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I personally prefer the existing technology used to create life.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Existing technology is better by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Oy, for what do we need this new technology and wait ten years? My refrigerator, now there's artificial life. My wife, she puts the cheese in and goes away for a week. Open the door, it's a whole civilization! You scientists, always making a big thing of nothing. Meh. I tell you. Meh.

    2. Re:Existing technology is better by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Cheese is a sedentary gricultural civilization; mostly harmless. Now, chicken - that's the stuff you have to pinch in the bud - before it invents the wheel and the fire.

    3. Re:Existing technology is better by somersault · · Score: 1

      Sadly.. chicken has already invented the wheel. *shudder*

      --
      which is totally what she said
    4. Re:Existing technology is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm since this is \.

      Doing it by hand does not create life only a strong right hand.

  50. Ten years? Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome myself as your artificially-created overlord.

  51. Oppositely handed by kanweg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's hope they create life from oppositely handed aminoacids (OK, they may use glycine ;-) ) and oppositely winding DNA. That should keep us and the environment fairly safe.

    Bert

  52. Yes by zCyl · · Score: 1

    And they will be fusion powered.

  53. Re:Why is this funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I see the joke "I, for one, welcome our new 'insert entity here' overlords!" used all the time in slashdot. Is this a reference to something? Why do people think this is funny? What am I missing that makes this something worth laughing about? I'm not trying to flame the author, I'm just trying to understand why this is considered funny, and gets such a high slashdot score in any of its regurgitations.

  54. Same was said about... by ccs.gott · · Score: 0

    My chances of Reproduction.

  55. Old news, Slashdotters are light-years ahead by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Around the world, a handful of scientists are trying to create life from scratch and they're getting closer
    Slashdotters are well practiced at creating life from scratch. I even believe the word "handful" applies somehow, not to mention the phase of "getting closer." ;)
    --
    Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
  56. In other news... by JFMulder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Artificial life impossible for the next 9 years.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I may be married to Jessica Alba within 10 years. ...in addition to my current wife. ...and my current wife may be fine with the arrangement. Yup, 3 to 10 years, I'm tellin ya. You will be married to "Hand Solo" jacking off while reading your ancient bullshit fairy tales bible and thinking about spirituality and altar boy butt fucking.
  57. On the downside by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

    Did you ever play 'Joust'?

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    Sig cannot be found.
  58. Re:Why is this funny by Blublu · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was funny once, maybe twice. Then it stopped being funny for a while, then it became funny again. Then it stopped being funny again. Truth is, no one knows whether of not it's funny anymore.

    --
    meh
  59. It is NOT overcrowded by geekoid · · Score: 1

    hell, it's barely crowded.
    Considering that the global population is in decline, I don't think you need to worry about it.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  60. Shower curtain... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there is artificial life at the bottom of any true Geek's shower curtain. .

    --
    Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
  61. There is a term for this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sci-fi has long had a term for artificially constructed lifeforms, they are called Replicants.
    (As opposed androids which are machines, and clones that are duplicates.)

  62. Move Along... by gitargr8 · · Score: 0

    Nothing to see here. This was already done a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

  63. Waiting for the Creationists to backpedal by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    "You can't create life from non-life!"

    That one will be unuseable. Either that or they'll insist that what was created isn't life.

  64. Blade Runner - now seems closer than imagined by mrflash818 · · Score: 0

    So, will we have replicants soon, a la 'Blade Runner' ?

    It seems much more science than science fiction now....

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    Uh, Linux geek since 1999.
  65. The obvious solution is space by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    If you're separated by a few million or billion miles of vacuum in a sealed biosphere/spaceship, biological warfare has a little less impact on you.

    That says nothing about nanotech, however. Ultimately, the only way for diverse life to survive is to spread as far as technology allows it.

  66. re: "amok, amok, amok!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent's comment is a reference to Sarah Jessic Parker's famous line from Hocus Pocus. I think it may have even been in the preview.

    Surprisingly it doesn't appear in IMDB's "memorable quotes" section, despite the fact that it's the ONLY memorable quote in the entire movie. After a bit of googling I finally found the following transcript.

    Winifred: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic. Where children wear costumes and run amok.
    Sarah: (thinks this is funny) Amok? Amok, amok, amok, amok.
    (Winifred elbows her in the stomach and she stops.)

    (Note: SJP's character is named Sarah Sanderson in the movie.)

    Ever since we saw that movie, everyone in my family has always mimicked SJP's playful "amok, amok, amok, amok" upon hearing the word amok in any context. ;)

  67. Amok! by MrSelfDestruct · · Score: 0

    Bedau said there are legitimate worries about creating life that could run amok

    Where is the obligatory Star Trek tie in to the word amok? http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/TOS/e pisode/68728.html/

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    Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillips
  68. In other news... by E++99 · · Score: 1

    ...I may be married to Jessica Alba within 10 years. ...in addition to my current wife. ...and my current wife may be fine with the arrangement. Yup, 3 to 10 years, I'm tellin ya.

  69. Reminds me of a joke by n6kuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had
    come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one
    scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

    The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we
    no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and
    do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

    God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the
    scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this,
    let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist
    replied, "OK, great!"

    But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in
    the old days with Adam."

    "Sure, no problem," said the scientist as he bent down to grab
    himself a handful of dirt.

    God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You don't understand. I said just like I did; you
    have to go get your own dirt!"

    --
    If you disagree with me on social issues, then it's pretty clear that you are a narrow-minded bigot.
    1. Re:Reminds me of a joke by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      Well, mod me all to hell! I see someone already posted that same joke :-(

      --
      If you disagree with me on social issues, then it's pretty clear that you are a narrow-minded bigot.
  70. Just Great !! by steveoc · · Score: 1

    This is just what we need.

    Today it's 2007 and we have MS stuffing ballots to get OOXML declared a standard .. we have psychopathic astronauts running amok whilst wearing nappies .. and now just when things couldn't possibly get any worse, we have scientists threatening to unleash a plague of flying spiders from their labs out into the wider world.

    Giant foot long flying spiders for god's sake !!

    Im locking the door and going back to bed.

  71. ten years away for the last twenty years by Zarf · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that this has been ten years away for the last twenty years. Every few years a new headline saying it's only ten years away...

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  72. Potential discrimination by steveoc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just wondering .. with the whole argument about aritifical life having no intrinsic soul.

    What would happen if one of the results of the artifical life program (aka LFSer or Life From Scratch, or whatever name they give to these people) .. what would happen if one of them made it onto American Idol, and after making the top 12 they give a reasonably crisp performance, but the judges are not too impressed with the standard of their singing.

    Could it be possible that a statement such as "The vocals were clear and well pronounced, but there was something lacking in that performance .. dunno .. just no soul to it". Would such a statement crush the LFS'er due to its possible multiple connotations ? Would that sort of comment be likely to cause permanent psychological scarring of the LFSer ? Is it too early to tell ? In creating artifical life, are we setting ourselves up for a whole new generation of Emos, dark children with some really deep issues ? What effects will this be likely to have in the usage patterns of recreactional drugs ?

  73. They're going to blow it by caller9 · · Score: 1

    When a scientist attempting to make a self-reproducing organism is "winging it" I'm a little concerned. This is exactly the type of thing where they make a super virus on accident and kill everyone right?

    A little off topic, but what I'm most worried about is when they figure out enough to make a bio-weapon that targets specific genetic traits..say a Persian lineage. They "accidentally" drop some in a well in Iran... Then of course it mutates and everyone dies globally. Far fetched, I know, but these type of scientists are just smart enough to be dangerous. Here's hoping they fail.

    Always figured it would be the Russians that started the next mass extinction. Turns out it's either going to be a Chevrolet or an Italian scientist. Antarctica FTW.

    1. Re:They're going to blow it by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 1

      I have often wondered if that is always what happens to civilisations (I am talking about putative ones on other worlds) at some point. I know there are numerous other good reasons why we appear to be the only intelligent life in this part of the universe but perhaps all intelligent life gets to a point where it becomes technologically feasible to wipe itself out and it does. There are apparently already bacteriological/chemical/viral weapons which can target certain ethnic groups. For Americans it's called Saturated Fat.

  74. The scientific silence is deafening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And strangely, the scientific community is completely unquoted in the article given that this article reads like a 1880s snake oil salesman pitch.

    It's "...a technology that could change our world in pretty fundamental ways..."

    It could help in
    - "fighting diseases"
    - "locking up greenhouse gases"
    - "eating toxic waste"

    Technological feasability
        "it'll be a huge achievement if you can keep them alive for an hour in the lab"

    The editors and journalists at AP should be ashamed at such blatant exaggeration.

    Older versions of this pitch:
        - Stem cell research
        - Gene therapy

  75. "creating life that could run amok" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it runs amok? Nice. But does it run Li... AAARGGHHH

  76. ***SPOILER ALERT***, No, but seriously... by Elemenope · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I've met my share of wacky fundies in my day, and even the most tweaked Dominionist had to think long and hard before considering shooting an abortion doctor, a person, mind you, that they consider to be a murderer. Even suicide bombers don't make their decision to join up on a dime. What I find most ridiculous is not so much the content of the rationalization at the end (which was ridiculous enough ***SPOLIER ALERT***

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    ...considering it was infanticide on an unimaginable scale, which might or might not lead to human extinction), but rather its speed. He accepted the rationalization far too quickly for it to be believable that a fragile and, dare I say it, slow human mind generated it so soon after that bombshell. Especially since the framework within which he was working (Christianity) would have had to be bent much more severely to accommodate a justification of murdering infant babies, especially since the driving motivation was combating moral decay, which babies of course do not experience (as the Bible itself indicates at several locations).

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    All the techniques ever used to make men moral have been themselves thoroughly immoral... (Nietzsche)
  77. Concerns... by martyb · · Score: 1

    Interesting... (FTA; emphasis added)

    "It's going to be a big deal and everybody's going to know about it," said Mark Bedau, chief operating officer of ProtoLife of Venice, Italy, one of those in the race. "We're talking about a technology that could change our world in pretty fundamental ways -- in fact, in ways that are impossible to predict."
    ...

    "When these things are created, they're going to be so weak, it'll be a huge achievement if you can keep them alive for an hour in the lab," he said. "But them getting out and taking over, never in our imagination could this happen."

    and worrisome:

    Dr. Ian Malcolm: If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously. [Jurassic Park]

    See also: "Murphy's Law"

  78. Re:Why is this funny by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new ambiguously funny comedy overlords!

  79. What a load of crap by tsa · · Score: 1

    Artificial life may be possible within ten years. But then again, it may not. Predictions are usually useless, and predictions based on scientific progress are always useless. No one knows what we will have discovered in three months from now, let alone ten years.

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    -- Cheers!

  80. I like the applie pie joke better by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    "To make an apple pie from scratch, one would first have to invent the universe." Can't remember if that was Sagan, but I think so. It's not as funny, but it's elegant.

  81. What counts? by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

    Does artificial life mediated by scientists who are themselves 'life' really count for anything? Might count for more if it were not water/carbon based - then at least it would seem original. But the real challenge will be to initiate a higher 'form' of life than our own - extensible self-replicating intelligence, say, in a more pervasive medium than our ecosphere. In fact, that would seem under some assumptions to be Homo Sapiens' long term strategic responsibility.

  82. No thanx by yoprst · · Score: 1

    Al Gore looks artificial enough for me

  83. Re: "amok, amok, amok!" by somersault · · Score: 1

    The only line I remember is "DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!"

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    which is totally what she said
  84. Artificial Life exists now by maroberts · · Score: 1

    How else do you explain George Bush?

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    Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
    Karma: Chameleon

  85. Is fire alive? by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1

    This is an old one. Well, no it isn't. However, if you attempted to define what life is, it does tend to qualify. It can move, it can 'eat' and 'breathe'. It can die. It can reproduce. You don't need intelligence for life. Life is complicated in a way that flames are not. Our assumptions of life seem to require the propagation of a complicated structure. Crystals can 'grow' but they have a long repitition of a simple structure. Planets can 'grow' or accrete, but there is no structure as such.

    What is proposed here is that we can assemble molecules based on what we have learned from natural mechanisms, and these molecules ought to be able to reproduce themselves, given the correct environment. The correct environment, here, is probably sterile to avoid Real Life (tm) from contaminating it or (more probably) eating it. Scientifically, it will be an important demonstration. Maybe, like when urea was first synthesized, it will show clearly to people outside science that the border between life and chemistry is not as sharp and total as some people would have us believe. And, maybe, we can use them to make other complicated chemicals for the pharma industry. It isn't designer babies or giant dinosaurs designed to fight on after a nuclear war, or stuff like that - just a few chemicals doing their thing in a sealed tube.

    It is tempting to believe that once we have made soemthing, then breeding and natural selection will cause our new biology to boot itself. I do not really believe this myself. Most self-learning or self-training in computer programming needs careful guidance before it can be useful. Most random changes kill, Nevertheless, such an experiments would set some bounds on how likely spontaneous evolution is. That, in turn, might set bounds on how likely life like ours is on other planets.

    Okay, it is not nearly as cool as going to other planets, but it is a lot cheaper.

  86. robot overlords by shamabaghodia · · Score: 1

    Does this mean no more robot overlords then? I was looking forward to that.

  87. AI by vimh42 · · Score: 1

    I haft say, I think life is already "artificial" enough.

  88. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they creating artificial life? Or imitating prior art? Hope their licensing is settled before God's lawyers come knocking.