User: Limitless_Potential

SPAAAAAAAACE

On: IBM's Watson Is Going To Space (thenextweb.com)

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On: The Trump Administration is Moving To Privatize the International Space Station: Report (techcrunch.com)

Trump Hotel and Casino IN SPACE!

Ready your groans now

On: Ask Slashdot: What's The Worst IT-Related Joke You've Ever Heard?

I asked my cousin what he wants to be when he grows up He replied “I want to help scanners and computers talk to each other” So he wants to be a Twain driver

Not the TV show

On: Celebrate Voyager's 40th Anniversary By Beaming A Message Into Outer Space (nytimes.com)

god dam you made me feel old for a second then! I thought it was about Star Trek Voyager. I should go bed

Re:In retrospect,

On: For The UK's 'Snoopers' Charter', Politicians Voted Themselves An Exemption (independent.co.uk)

We never had a choice in the matter, thank you political outrage. The inquiry of said incident has been sealed under a 100 year secrecy ruling thank you very much. Again the government acting in their own interest and not the peoples.

As they're great buddies

On: GCHQ Planning UK-Wide DNS Firewall (thestack.com)

with the Chinese, I'm sure they'll give you a copy of their firewall.

going by today's trend

On: Ask Slashdot: Is It Time To Shrink the Ethernet Connector?

hmm lets make a new connection standard

wonderful idea! whats it going to look like?

dunno lets just reuse the usb-c connector

oi Asus

On: FTC Forces Asus To Improve Router Security (helpnetsecurity.com)

fix your stuff but not too much

oh no!

On: Creator of Relay On BITNET, Predecessor of IRC, Dies (blogs.com)

IRC better start worrying, its next in line for the chop

Re:Housekeeping

On: The International Space Station Is Home To Potentially Dangerous Bacteria (sciencemag.org)

go in the escape pod, open all the other doors and suck the atmosphere out? It should kill everything

Re:Sarcasm?

On: Ask Slashdot: What Non-lethal Technology Has the Best Chance of Replacing the Gun?

plank with a nail in it?

I feel like an update spotter now

On: Windows Telemetry Rolls Out

guess what numbers I'll be looking for every time I get pestered to run updates

boots on the ground

On: Two US Marines Foil Terrorist Attack On Train In France

Perhaps the only way to secure a populous is to have a decent police patrol?

This codec!

On: Cisco Developing Royalty Free Video Codec: Thor

I like it! *smash* another!

what happens when

On: AMD Catalyst Linux Driver Performs Wildly Different Based On Program's Name

you change it to HL3?

I'm sure more

On: What Will Happen When Cascadia Subduction Zone Slips

than Juan will be fuca'd

Re:Who the fuck is Turing

On: Turing Near Ready To Ship World's First Liquid Metal Android Smartphone

Maybe its an Apple shell company? From what I've read they've got a shed load of liquid metal patents for mobile devices and computers

Re:Meh

On: Someone Will Die Playing a Game In Virtual Reality

people already have died binge playing regular games in the east

in wax you say?

On: Woz To Be Immortalized In Wax

he's not dead! he's getting better

time estimate

On: Microsoft Lets EU Governments Inspect Source Code For Security Issues

probably be finished sometime before the sun burns out

maybe its

On: 100kb of Unusual Code Protecting Nuclear, ATC and United Nations Systems

"please don't hack me"?

this sucks

On: Tron 3 Is Cancelled

guess I'll just have to wait another 30 odd years for another one

Phew

On: Enterprise SSDs, Powered Off, Potentially Lose Data In a Week

I knew there was a reason I turned my computer on every day for next to no reason. my data is always gonna be safe!

hmm

On: Single Verizon IP Address Used For Hundreds of Windows 7 Activations

long lost Microsoft activation server?